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The scene opens with Walmart calling police after noticing two women with a child stealing items.
A chaotic Walmart theft caught on camera spirals into a pregnant arrest, dire misunderstandings, and viral commentary from Asmongold TV’s take on accountability and chaos.
Summary
Asmongold TV’s breakdown of this Walmart incident shows a shoplifting scenario gone off the rails. The clip follows two women allegedly shoplifting with a child, sparking a tense confrontation with store staff and police. Throughout the video, host commentary and on-scene dialogue highlight the absurdity and urgency of the situation, from the initial misidentifications to the dramatic arrest in the Walmart restroom. The video then pivots to the emotional and logistical chaos surrounding the pregnant suspect, her child, and the implications for DCF involvement. The narrator interjects with pointed social commentary about economic hardship, personal responsibility, and the consequences of petty crime. The speaker notes that, despite the misdeeds, the legal process remains complicated and sometimes maddeningly slow, culminating in a reflection on broader societal issues. Viewers are left with a mix of schadenfreude and concern for the real people involved. The host’s candid, no-nonsense tone keeps the narrative moving from moment to moment, never letting the viewer forget the human stakes beneath the sensational headlines. Overall, the piece blends real footage with cultural critique, offering a unflinching, opinionated lens on a familiar crime-clip trope.
Key Takeaways
- Retail theft in crowded stores can escalate quickly when multiple parties are involved, including a lookout and a child, complicating police response and charges.
- The video highlights how miscommunication and assumptions impact arrests, with discussions about identification, legality, and how pregnancy can influence handling by officers.
- The narrative underscores the tension between victim, suspect, and bystander perspectives, illustrating how emotions, safety concerns, and administrative processes intertwine in real-time scenarios.
- The clip reveals the strain on social services (DCF) and emergency medical services during high-tension incidents, including implications for family custody and child welfare.
- Commentary emphasizes accountability and societal factors—economic hardship, resource access, and personal decision-making—as part of the broader discussion on crime and punishment.
- The content demonstrates how viral commentary on crime clips can blend sensationalism with critique, shaping public perception of both offenders and law enforcement.
- The ending ties back to the complexities of the criminal justice system, where outcomes can hinge on legal strategy, evidence, and prosecutorial discretion.
Who Is This For?
Essential viewing for viewers who want a raw, opinionated take on impulsive theft and its fallout, especially fans of Asmongold TV who crave blunt social commentary and real-world policing nuances.
Notable Quotes
"You’re going to get more charges. Just stand up."
—Officer warnings during the arrest sequence highlight escalating charges and compliance pressure.
"It’s crazy, bro. Imagine shoplifting with your toddler."
—Host juxtaposes the absurdity of the act with the human cost of a child involved.
"I’m pregnant and you’re putting me in handcuffs for nothing."
—Pregnant suspect’s plea underscores perceived injustice and medical risk during custody actions.
"This is crazy as hell. You guys got me in handcuffs for no reason."
—Victim’s perspective on the arrest process amid emotional stress.
"The prosecution ended up throwing out her case, saying they believed they wouldn’t be able to get a conviction."
—Legal outcome note that wraps the case arc and informs viewers about prosecutorial discretion.
Questions This Video Answers
- Why do police sometimes arrest suspects even if they don’t immediately convict them in retail theft cases?
- How does pregnancy affect police handling and custody decisions during shoplifting incidents?
- What factors influence whether a shoplifting case is pursued or dropped by prosecutors?
- What are the welfare implications for kids when a parent is involved in an arrest at a store?
- How do viral crime clips shape public perception of law enforcement and offenders?
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Full Transcript
Walmart called police after noticing two females shoplifting together with a baby. That's cute. That's her right there. That's her right now. So, is it just her or is it both of them? That's only her. Bring Bring your child to work day. Okay. Her friend, not her friend. Okay. So, she's not still she's part of she um they they have drawers. She popped one of the drawers apart, stacked them two. So it looks like there's one, but it's actually two stack on hot. Yeah, they're together. And they got a kid with them. That's a crazy thing.
Sure enough, they came in the car or do they have like a lookout? Do we know? She was the lookout. The friend was the lookout. Which way are they going? They're going the other way. How do you need two people to steal in Walmart? It's the easiest thing to do. It's so easy. Like I mean you don't even like why do you you don't even need to do that. It's just it's stupid. Can I tell the kids? How do you know? I know people stole from child abuse. Third degree is the other one's [ __ ] bricks right I think you saw the two security guards walking.
So we're good on the on the black female. Yeah. Let's go grab her [ __ ] All right. She's in the bathroom. Let's go. I identify as a woman. She's in the bathroom. I identify as a woman. Oh, this is going to be based. All right. Here we go. Oh, boy. She's right there. Mhm. Just 14. We're going to make 1012 in the woman's bathroom. They're just spawn camping. Boy Beach Police Department. I'm sorry. Come on, ma'am. We need you to step on out. All right. Uh-huh. Step on out. You're concealing items. You're under arrest. No, I'm not.
Yes, ma'am. You are. No, I'm not. I just saw these items in here. I was just looking. just looking like Don't you think that they have a [ __ ] camera? You [ __ ] What do you mean? That's right. Oh, man. I love it, bro. He immediately HOG TIES HER IMMEDIATELY. YOUR PAPER RIGHT NOW. YEAH, scream at your baby. I know, SIR. Or you're going to get tased. Jesus Christ. Put your hand behind your back. Put away the taser, brother. Give us your hand. You're going to get tasked. Give us your hand. YOU'RE GOING TO GET PEACE know they're arresting me.
Come on. I don't know why they're arresting me, bro. It's like a BRO, YOU KNOW WHAT IT REMINDS ME OF? THE WAY SHE'S MOVING. IT'S LIKE A FISH after you just catch it. YOU GOT IT ON THE [ __ ] boat and just every once in a while. PLEASE DON'T GET NOAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? BRO, STOP. STOP, BRO. Knock it off. Knock it off. Come on, Porky. Come on. Stand up. Come on. Stand up. You're making things worse. Okay. Wait. Wait. You're going to get more charges. Just stand up. I'm trying. I need to pull my pants up.
Please. Wait. Please. It's crazy, bro. Imagine shoplifting with your toddler. Imagine, dude, can you imagine how bad your sparring RNG has to be that this is your mom? Oh my god. My baby. She needs to come get my baby. SHE NEEDS TO COME GET MY BABY. Stop spitting. You're going to get another charm. She needs to get my baby. I'm not going to Oh my. They're so tired of this [ __ ] Hey, don't stop. Stop, bro. Stop. Jesus. Hold on. My nephew's over there. I'm coming. I'm coming. You're with them. You're with them to sag and tie for us.
She's going to come. They're going to talk to you also. I'm coming, Adori. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming, friend. She's coming out. See, this is the thing is like never ever get confused that this is socioeconomic factors. You see this [ __ ] with her long ass nails? That [ __ ] costs money. if you needed to uh if you needed food, you could have gone to a food bank. If you needed uh you know other resources, you could have gone to a place to get those resources, but you're spending your [ __ ] money on earrings and then new nails and [ __ ] like this and you're not helping.
So, never listen to any of these [ __ ] hogs tell you that, well, we don't have any money. There are infinitely many ways to get food if you don't have any money. And look at her [ __ ] nails. They're coming out. Hold on. Stop. Stop. Come get my jip, bro. Micro looting. This is a macro. Get my jet. I'm not leaving without you getting my jet. Can she come get my I'm not leaving. Of course you're not. Get the shopping cart. Come get him. She needs to come get him. It's too bad this isn't like a Lowe's or something.
That way they'd be able to get like, you know, those big trucks. Like I feel like that would be this would be a perfect instance. You know how they put like a refrigerator on it? No. Like a pallet? Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Let's go. I'm right here. I'm right here. They're going to give me No. I'm right here. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. No. Y'all got to give me my kid. Y'all can't do that. Listen. Y'all are going to give me my kid. Put my hands on y'all. I'm not touching you. You can go get my kid.
Okay. Then I'm going to go get here. We're here because you guys are doing stuff in the store, right? Doing what? TRYING TO PAY FOR SOME [ __ ] OKAY. What you talking about? Don't put that [ __ ] like that. Don't put that. Okay. Yeah. Detain. You want TO CHECK MY PURSE CUZ I DON'T GOT YOU WANT TO HANG OUT? You want to relax? Or I can put you in handcuffs and deny you. No, you can't do nothing. No. Come here. You can't do nothing, bro. Let her know. Come here, daddy. Take a step to the side. Step to the side.
I'm not You going to give me my nephew. I'm going to tell you that right now. Step right here. Do not move again. If you move again, you're going to I'm pregnant. Put your hand by you. Excuse me. Relax. I'm pregnant and you're putting your hands on me. Please let go of me. I will cooperate with you guys. Please let go of me. Please let go of me. Let go. Like you guys are literally putting me in handcuffs for nothing. So you think you back? See, this is how all the cops need to act immediately.
Hyper proactive. I just Okay, you're crashing out. We know you're crashing out. You're getting locked up. You guys do realize you're putting me in handcuffs for nothing, right? Hey, little man. Come here. Come here, Bubba. Get my baby. She get my baby. Dude, the baby's coming with us. I need her to get my baby. I need her to get my baby, bro. You're not supposed to get my baby. Wake up. Get my baby. I am, Adori. I am. I got him. Trust me. You can put it right around my jacket is what you can relax.
You don't make orders around here. All right. Y'all do realize you're putting me in handcuffs for no reason, right? knowing that I'm pregnant and I didn't do nothing wrong. Like I literally have nothing on me, nothing in my life. I like how she's saying this as if they give a [ __ ] You think they even care? I don't give a [ __ ] about this. That poor kid. Dude, this poor kid. Oh my god. Legally, you can't do this because I'm pregnant. That's your mom and your aunt. Getting packed up at Walmart. Yelling at y'all. Legally, I can yell at y'all.
I can tell you to go to hell legally. Go ahead. Have a seat. Have a seat, please. Have a seat. No, I need my child. Have a seat. You're resisting. I'm not resisting. I'm not sitting. I'm not fighting. I don't want to sit. I don't want to sit. Dude, dude, I don't want to sit. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Just sit down. Just sit down. What is are Oh my [ __ ] Sit down. Yes, you have to. Like you guys got me in handcuffs for no reason right now. This is crazy as hell. This is crazy right now.
Rain up. I got you, Adori. I got you, bro. I GOT YOU. NOAH'S RIGHT HERE NEXT TO ME. Right here. Put her Put her over there. Put her in the car, bro. Give me my nephew, bro. Like, you guys got me in handcuffs for no reason. This is crazy. All my [ __ ] is inside in that damn car. Like, bro, this is crazy. This is cra, bro. My baby is at home, bro. This is too much. This is too much. I'm not getting in your car, sir. There's no reason for me to get in your car.
I'm not getting in your car. What are you doing? What do you think is going to happen? Has there ever been an instance where I'm not getting in your car doesn't result in them getting in the car? Oh my Pregnant and I don't need to get in your It's so tiresome. Please, ma'am. Please let go of me. I'm asking nicely. I'm cooperating, but you don't need to hold on to me and have me in handcuff. No, I'm pregnant and I'm not sitting in your car. Take a seat, man. We can't put you in there because the other person was in there.
You cannot put me in there because I'm not going to jail for nothing. Take a seat. We never said you're going to jail yet. You need to take me out of handcuffs legally. You can Okay, let me call my lawyer. Take my handcuffs off. Take my handcuffs off cuz you cannot do this. You cannot do this. Can you take a seat, please? No. No. I got to get home to my daughter. You're not working with me. I need to go home to my kid. My kid is at home with a baby. TAKE A SEAT, BRO.
KID, take a seat. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? GET THE [ __ ] OFF OF ME, BRO. You're doing all this for NO REASON. NO, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE NOTHING. IT'S ACTUALLY CRAZY. It's working, bro. He's just spamming it and she's It's actually wearing her down. He just said it like, you know, it's it's crazy like saying it like the 17th time actually worked. Can you imagine how relieved he is? So, WHY THE DO YOU HAVE ME IN HANDCUFFS? DID I STEAL? NO, I DIDN'T. YOU'RE JUST MAKING THIS LONGER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE. GET ME OUT THESE HANDCUFFS, BRO.
You're just making it longer than these handcuffs. Take a seat. We get everything done with and then you can go about your business, RIGHT? FOR WHAT? I DIDN'T TAKE NOTHING. Are you going to Are you going to go inside the car? Bro, get me out of these handcuffs, bro. Cuz like I already feel like I need TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. I DON'T FEEL WELL. YOU GUYS GOT ME JITTERY. I'M 4 MONTHS PREGNANT. NO, let me out of these handcuffs now. That's not going to happen. I have a daughter I need to get home to with a babysitter.
Okay, good. Listen to me. Listen to me. This is This is This is not going to happen this way. Okay. You had me, you know, you have me in handcuffs, right? And I didn't touch anything. I didn't steal anything. I don't have anything in my bag. I didn't steal anything. I was paying for everything that I had. That's irrelevant. Okay. No, it's not irrelevant because you have me in handcuffs for yelling. Isn't it so sad that these people are having kids? It's so sad. You're in handcuffs for a reason. Please get me out of here.
So, you got a babysitter to go rob Walmart? Yeah, it's probably what happened. So, I need you to put your legs in the car so that we can move forward with our process. I'm not going all the way in this cart. We can move forward with the process. That's Dude, I have very bad No, I can't. I'm going to end up in the hospital. I already feel like I'm about to have an anxiety attack. You guys are going to have to call an an ambulance. Bro, I'm literally about to have an anxiety attack. Okay. Would you like us to call the fire department for you?
Can we Bro, can I call my kid, please? What? Where? My kid is at home. Okay, stop yelling. I'm like, bro, my child is at home, bro. AND I'M GETTING IN trouble for somebody else's [ __ ] bro. Please get me out of these handcuffs. I like how she acts like it's like some random thing. Meanwhile, you're going there helping her steal stuff. You know, that's what's happening. Like, this isn't a This is your This is like your sister or something like that. Like, what do you I'm pregnant and I don't have time for this. I don't We don't have time for this either.
So, Okay. And you have me in the back OF YOUR CAR FOR NO REASON. We do have you back. No, you don't. No, you don't. Yes, we have a lawful purpose for being here. I don't explaining it to her. You have sit DOWN. NO, I NEED TO KISS my He's fine. He's got to be in here. Okay, give me a kiss. You have the right to answer your question. Any statement you must make must be freely and voluntarily given. Come here. You're going to get multiple resisting charges in front of your kid. I need to sit in front of your kid.
Come on. CAN I SIT PROPERLY? WELL, NO. I think you should properly want to listen cuz I want to sit down the down. All right. my face. Stop it. What are you doing? I'm just standing. He makes me want to sit down. You have to sit down. Cuz she was stealing. That's why he were here. That's exactly why you were here. Oh, we are. Yeah. So you have knowledge of this. They're so stupid. Oh no. I knew it. Yeah. HOW DO YOU GET them like this? Oh my god. Clearly, you guys just pulled her out of a bathroom with [ __ ] So, clearly she was stealing.
It's obvious. And literally, you just pulled her out of the bathroom with I just seen her with a bag. DID YOU NOT JUST SEE HER, TOO? I am standing I'm standing. I'm not a bro. Okay. I'm standing 2 ft away from you. There's no need to yell. I'm going to sue Beach Police Department. Do you guys have any [ __ ] handcuffs? Yes, ma'am. We do. Yes, ma'am. We do. So, I need you to put your feet inside the inside the car. Okay. You need to call an ambulance is what you need to do. Okay. Do you need medical attention?
Yeah, I do. Call someone. Okay. All right. What's your What's yours is They just They think that somehow they're going to get out of this. They think somehow they're going to get away. Minus 20K. These people are never going to pay for the ambulance. You are. You're paying. You're subsidizing these retards. Let them know I'm pregnant. And I'm in pain. I was trying to get my daughter's boxes. I'm in the middle of this money. I don't have time for this. I have two. They're never going to pay for this. You can give me my phone.
I don't even know why you guys are putting my phone up there with like y'all are doing. Nobody's going through your phone or nothing. We make sure you have that recording cuz I promise I'm taking that right to take the court. You guys going to find out who I need to do. Okay. We have videape inside of me stealing. Of me stealing videoape. Do you have videoape of me stealing? All right. Do you have videotape of me stealing? I'm just letting you know WHAT YOU HAVE VIDEOTAPE OF ME STEALING. Just letting you know why we're here.
Okay. But do you have video of me stealing? Calm down. Calm down and explain the situation. All right. I'm done talking to you. You're done talking. Pat her down. Yeah, she needs a pat down. She I'm done talking. Get up. You have You guys can check me. You guys can search everything. I don't have [ __ ] There's a car. I don't know. What do you mean [ __ ] wrong with him? I'm with you right now. Okay. But I think I'm with my godson. Don't worry about all that. Okay. Listen, here's what's going to happen. What's going to end up happening?
He goes to DCF. You don't cooperate. DCF. Yeah. So, guys, let me go cuz we can we can make this a whole lot harder for you. Well, I'm explaining to you. You don't have to worry about that. We got it under control. So, you cooperate with us and we'll make this go. You feel me? Thank you. So, tell me what's going on. Why are we here? I came to get work outfits. I came out. Okay. And that's all. Yeah. And she's moving. So, she came to grab a couple other things. What other things did she get?
I don't know. I was in the car. Moving boxes. You were in the car while she was getting the moving boxes and all. No, we were in the car together right there. So, she was getting moving boxes and what were you getting? We were together the whole time. What were you getting? I got my scrubs with her and we went over to get boxes. Scrubs? Why did you take the items into the bathroom? I originally went in there to go pee and check my son. So, do you realize you cannot take items in in the bathroom?
I didn't know that. Have you I've done that before, but I'm in the bathroom. That's fine. We have you on video conselling items in your purse if that's the reason for your arrest. Okay. So, once you can sell something in like a purse or in your property, that is a crime. Okay. And Walmart is what pursuing charge. Is she really Is there somebody for the kid or is it a DCF thing? Is she really trying to act like Oh [ __ ] How the [ __ ] did this happen? Here. Let me What the [ __ ] I actually hit a wrong button here.
Uh, sorry about that. I I I I hit a button on my [ __ ] I was meaning to pause the video, but I ended up hitting a sub only button. My bad, guys. Oops. Um, so yeah, look at bro like god damn. So it's emergency call out for DCF. I would have I have a question. There's no more answers. DC has to come for my child. Just put her in the car. Let's put her in the car. Like I'm so confused right now. Like come and check her out. Okay. You can put your way to the ambulance.
They're on their way. They're on their way to check you out. Can I at least call my kids who are at home, please? Like these are my children who are at home. I was not stealing. I don't even understand why you guys are having a babysitter. Mhm. As soon as we get to the station, you can uh you can call them. Do you have another family member that could stand in her place? No, I don't. That's the thing. I was in the middle of moving. I didn't even know that she was taking anything. That's why I'm freaking out right now because why aren't police here?
She didn't even know it. I really hope they both get arrested just because I hate the fact that they're lying. They're so fat. They're so stupid. And they're lying. Like, really? You think that they're [ __ ] Like, are you [ __ ] kidding me? You're gonna let these hogs get one over on you? Really? Like, get the [ __ ] out of here, bro? I hope they both go to jail. That's what I think. My back. Your back. I have I have back problems. I have to disc right now. Okay. Stand up and stay where you're at. She's going too, right?
the other one. Sure. What's that? What's your kid's name? I'm not giving you that information. Well, yeah, cuz if you don't, then he's going to DCF. Why? Why? Because I have to have information. If you're not willing to cooperate, I have the information to call who is going to come. Well, no, that's not how it works. Okay. Why do you need this for? What does that mean? Because it has to be all on the report. You guess what? You're contributing to a delinquency of a minor. Damn. Okay. You contribute question. No, no. Listen to her.
All right. Face off for me. We'll see with her mouth. No. No. Listen to her. Look. All right. Face off. Absolute adult children. It's crazy. Mental children. Logan, take her to the car. All right. You're going to jail. I'm not leaving until you he gets someone here. They property. Stop. Stop. My property. Don't keep me up. You hit me walk. I need to know who is going to come get my child. No, DCF going to come get my y'all just told me his grandmother. I need to call his grandma to come get him. Yeah, I'm not letting him go to DCF, bro.
No. And the thing is like DC I don't even know what DCF stands for. Probably some sort of like I I I don't know like something child some other [ __ ] right? I have no idea. Like but if she already knows department child services. Okay. Uh if she already knows what that is. Oh man. I feel like this isn't her first rodeo. No. Oh, y'all sit down with me. It's grandma. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just just packed her up. Ma'am, you all right? No. I need to know where my son is. He's inside. He's with with the other officer.
All right. Where's Raina? Your your female she was with you were with? Yeah. She's in this car. Where is my son going to go? He's going to go in there. DCF'S GOING TO COME. NO, I have somebody to come get him. Okay, let me talk to them and see what they're going to do. Okay, hang on. So much family to come get him. I don't want him tell you what's going to happen. All So, after you go to the hospital, we're going to cut you a break. I'm going release you with an NTA. Okay? As long as you provide all information.
I don't understand why this is happening. Listen, I just want my nephew here. If I don't release you on the NTA, I have to take you to county. So, it's all up to you. I know. I don't have anything. NTA is I release you tonight and you got to go to a court date. All right. And you tell them, "Hey, listen. You argue that with the court. You argue that with the court, okay, but those are the two options you got. I can release you at NTA or you I can take you to county. Whatever you want to do, that's up to you.
I just want to go home for my kids." Okay. So, we're going to take you out to the hospital, get your information. I call you. That's fine. As soon as I release you from the hospital, you call whoever you want. No, she's going to leave my kids. You don't understand. And I need to call them. The faster we get you up to the hospital, they're about going to go to my house and I don't if I don't get one of my That's fine. We'll take you up to the hospital. They'll let you know. We got the entire EMS over there just because she's crash.
Oh my god. While in custody, the suspect said she'd gotten a job as a chiropractor's assistant and stole scrubs to wear to work. That wasn't the best thing for me to do. listen. The good thing is Adora. The good thing everything is it's a misdemeanor. Okay. Is this your first time? Is it okay? The judge is going That's surprising. Judge is going to take that in consideration. Okay. So, you know, never get into that. I should have just told him I couldn't accept the job cuz I don't have it before. Yep. So, what where were what job did you get?
A chiropractic assistant. The suspect was charged with child abuse, retail theft, and resisting without violence. The prosecution ended up throwing out her case, saying they believe they wouldn't be able to get a conviction. Consider subscribing to Crime Scene Cam for more exclusive content and check out these next videos. And that's why we have all the problems in the world. That exactly is why she was obviously stealing. Her and her hog sister should be tied up in county jail for at least a couple of years. But for some reason, we think that it's a better idea to let people like this go free.
Go free AND LET THEM GO. OH NO. OH WOW. GETTING PACKED in the car again. Supposed to wait for him to leave the place. I mean again, right? I mean like the hogs are Yeah. Why we can't afford healthcare? I know man. It's just these people are out of their [ __ ] mind, man. They're out of their [ __ ] mind. Watch I only watch one a day, right? I'm only going to want to watch one a day. But that will probably be the second one. Okay. So, don't worry. We'll get to that. Oh my [ __ ] god. You got Chucky.
Yeah, they got Chuck-e-Cheese, man. That that's got to be I mean, I'm going to be real. Like, that's that's like traumatic, right? And that liberals are permitted every inch of the criminal justice system. It's crazy how we put up with this [ __ ] It really is. I don't know why. Like, I mean, why would you not just immediately put people like this in jail? Why would you not immediately arrest them? But for some reason, they don't want to do that. They want to let them keep going and do their other [ __ ] It's so stupid, man. And uh it's
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