I Am Jesus Christ..

Gentlemen, today is a very special day. Today obviously is Easter Sunday and to celebrate Easter Sunday, the day of our Lord um respawning, resurrecting and proving himself to be the son of God. We will be playing the entire story of I am Jesus Christ. I obviously have dressed for the occasion. It really didn't take a lot. I just literally just ordered this and that's that was it. But uh you know other than that yeah the entire well I don't know how long it I have no idea how long it is but I'll play it. I'll see what it's like. Okay, guys. At the end, it's a 3-day cool down. I wonder if it is. I hope so. I think that would be absolutely [ __ ] hilarious. One friend that played this. Oh my god. And Okay, guys. So, it's time. Let us now become Jesus Christ. I thought this game was a joke. I played the prologue originally and now we're going all the way into the main thing. The first launch may take a little bit longer. I bet it will. Let me get my drink. All righty. gentlemen, brothers, it is time to witness history, to learn the truth, and to be saved. Today, gentlemen, it is time to become Jesus Christ. Ah, deliver us, brother. You shall be delivered. Who killed Jesus? Nobody knows. It's a mystery. It's a mystery. I think he had like a really bad headache or something. It's time. Who's ready? Ah. Okay. Gentlemen. Damn, I look good. Look at that. Look, look at me. Look at me. Damn, bro. Like, we got this [ __ ] on, huh? How about that? Damn. Damn. I had it ready. All I had to do I do is put on a coat. I don't know what to say. All right, new game. Let's do it. Damn, it's taking a long time. We got to It's probably because we got to the whole Bible, right? It's pretty long, I think. In the beginning was the word and the word was with God and the word was God. He was with God in the beginning. Oh, through him all things were made. Without him, nothing was made that has been made. Damn. In him was life. Boom. And that life was the light of all mankind. The light shines in the darkness. Watch the moon. And the darkness has not overcome it. Mhm. Oh. The word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. A giraffe. The Gospel according to John. Wow. They had chickens in here, too. They went all out. An angel of the Lord appeared and said, "Joseph, son of David." I thought that was Gandalf. Do not be afraid to take Mary home as your wife. because what is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit. She will give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus because he will save people from their sins. And she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. That's right. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger because there was no guest room available for them. And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them and said to them, "Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people. Today in the town of David, a savior has been born to you. He is the Messiah, the Lord. This will be a sign to you. You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger. So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph and the baby who was lying in the manger. When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, the chosen one. And all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherd said to them. Oh [ __ ] that's the end of the book. Jesus. Oh Jesus. Your time has come at last on Beloved Child. Oh [ __ ] that's me. Let's go. You must seek out a man by the name of John the Baptist. I got to find John. Where John at? resides in the neighboring area doing many baptismals daily. Okay. He shall serve as the starting point of your journey to bring hope, life, and a new birth of the world and to man. You alone are the hope of the world. A soul light that must shine in the face of darkness. There it is. Now, please seek out John the Baptist. I got to go for So, where John at? Where John? Oh, [ __ ] Revelation quest started. Learn about John the Baptist. Okay, so this is me. You can see there's my hands. I can jump obviously. Okay, let me look around. So, this is my house. I can't loot anything. Looks like a pretty nice house. This is decent. Not so bad. There's an upstairs, right? Oh, it's only a one-story house. Damn. All right. Okay, let's go outside. Let's go find Jesus wondered when his father had last seen John the Baptist. Where's he at? Who's this guy? What? What does he have? Leprosy. Continue your journey to unlock this miracle. Oh [ __ ] Who's this? Ooh. Hello Jesus. It's Father. I had a dream. An angel spoke to me. He spoke of John. Where can I find him? That is truly something, my son. May the Lord be with you. I don't know where John is. But go ask Mary. She may know more. Okay, I have to go talk to Mary. Thank you. Okay, let's go over and talk to her right now. We got to get to the bottom of who this John guy is. attempted to write about the things that have taken place among us. Reports of these things were handed down to us. There were people who saw these things for themselves from the beginning. They saw them and then passed the word on. With this in mind, that's how they found out about it. I myself have carefully looked into everything from the beginning. I wasn't sure. So, I also decided to write down an orderly report of exactly what happened. Ooh, I see. I am doing this for you. I You know that the things you have been taught are true. I'm special. That's true. I knew this. Let's go talk to Mary. Jesus needs a parkour. He can walk on water, but he can't use Hello. I would like to perform a miracle on Mr. Chicken. Not possible. KFC wasn't invented back then. Can I open the door? No. I guess I have to go maybe around. Um. Oh, I literally went every wrong direction. There she is. What is it, my child? Uh, an angel appeared to me in a dream. Peace be with you, mother. An angel came to me in a dream and said, "The time has come. I must go and find John, my cousin. He is preparing the way." We have also been visited by angels throughout our lives. Yes. If the angel has spoken, you must follow. I will. My heart has known this day would come. Yes. Do you know where I can find him? Do you know where I can find him? Is he still out there teaching in the wilderness? I was at the market the other day and I heard fruit stand seller Yoahim talking to his friend about John the Baptist. It would be best to start your search there. And we shall. I'll go ask around. Okay, let's go. Be the book. Well, no. I'm in the book. The book's about me. Like I'm I'm I'm actually I am the main character. I wonder if do you guys wonder if Jesus takes fall damage? Does the son of God take fall damage? Of course not. You call those Wait, wait. What the hell is this? Roman occupation. Oh no. Oh, I hope they don't do anything bad to me. That would be horrible. Gazing upon the wrecked stall was consumed by thoughts. Oh [ __ ] What happened here? What happened? Perhaps someone else has seen something significant. I'll ask around. Wait, why' they Why Why everything get [ __ ] up? Yo, what happened? This area is under Roman protection. Damn. What's he got going on there? Okay. Question the neighboring shopkeepers. Okay. So, what happened, bro? You look tired. Clearly, you need a new pillow. A new pillow. Oh, is this the my pillow guy? What happened here? I'd rather not talk about it. I don't want the Romans to destroy my stall, too. Wait, so the Romans [ __ ] it up. All right, how about you, bald? Greetings. Special offer. Two bowls for the price of one. Don't miss out. Oh, that's pretty good, actually. Thank you, but no need. What happened here? When I started setting up my goods, it was already like this. The Romans destroyed Yoim Stall. I don't know what he did wrong. Probably something stupid. Thank you. Okay, let me talk to her. He is silent at times, but never absent. So true. Okay, wait, who's this guy? Do you think there will be a good harvest this year? I guess not. Okay, what about him? Oh, damn. Two people were arguing fiercely at the garden. Is that right? Let me go find some one of the other shopkeepers. Where are the other shopkeepers? Oh, there's one right there. Oh, it's probably that one, right? Some women returned from the hills saying they saw angels. Oh, it's got to be this one. Yo, what up? Yes. What happened here? Oh, it was terrible. The Romans came here and literally destroyed Yookim's stall. Damn, what a bunch of [ __ ] For his ties to John's disciples, Yookim got injured but managed to escape towards the sheep pen. I haven't seen him since. Wait, so he's in danger? Thank you for the information. I need to find him. Go to the sheep pin. Wait, don't tell me John's in the sheep pin. Or it's probably Yoim. Wait, divine vision. Left all. You can uncover hidden clues to guide your journey. Use the divine vision. Jesus found the place the merchant was talking about. He knew this was where he had to look for answers. Jesus saw the blood and understood it could only be yakos to follow the divine path. You guys see it? That's the divine path. Where is it? Wait, where to? My spirit is weary. I feel like and my steps are steady. I feel like I was supposed to go there, but where I got lost. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. Okay, let's go. I'm going to get him. I'm The prophet spoke of days like these and the hearts of many would tremble. Oh. Oh [ __ ] I can still see more of it. What's this? Wait a minute. Is he over here? Is he over here or over there? No, it can't be there. I got to find this guy. That's so confusing. I get very easily confused. Okay, let's go this way. Maybe it's not up here, is it? Oh. Oh [ __ ] I think I found it. Even the wind seemed to pause when he prayed. There he is. I found it. Oh, it's you. I'm relieved it's not the Romans. I followed the light. Yam, do you need help? The wound isn't serious. I'll manage. Okay, I'm glad to hear that. What happened? The Romans wanted to punish me for my ties with John's disciples. Wait, why? I escaped but left my friend at Did you warn him? The Romans might go Oh [ __ ] Okay, we've got to go help. We've got to help this guy right now. I was about to ask about John. Uh but don't worry, I'll worry. Uh don't worry. Rest and stay safe. John is somewhere along the Jordan River. His location changes often, though. My friend at farm should know more. He will guide you. Okay, so we got to go to the farm and then he's going to help me find John. This is the beginning of the good news about Jesus the Messiah, the son of Long ago, you have to assemble your crew. Yeah. I'm building up like it's like the Avengers, but like the Bible. It's like the Bible Avengers. They're called Disciples. Prepare the way for the Lord. It's like the original Avengers. Straight paths for him, but they're avenging the soul of man rather than like uh I don't know, like Thanos or some [ __ ] right? It's a little bit different. Oo, it's on fire. Hello. Who's this guy? Hey, peace to you, traveler. How may I serve you? Where's the guy? I seek the owner of this farm. My errand is urgent. An urgent errand, you say? May I know the reason? Uh, I come with a message from Yoim. I must warn him. Then you have come to the right place. He is in the pantry beside the workshop preparing goods for the market. Okay. Thank you. Your kindness is a blessing. May your message reach him swiftly. Okay, so he got to be over there, right? He's in the pantry next to the workshop. It should be over here, right? No, not in here. What about in Can I help you? Yo, I must warn you about the Romans. Peace be with you. Yoim sent me to warn you. The Romans are in Nazareth and they're targeting those who are thought to be followers of the Baptist. Thank you for the warning. I will be cautious as there are a lot of people who want him dead or believe that he is crazy. Damn. Is he Do you know where John the Baptist is? Yes, I know him well. I've been following his work in the wilderness recently and was baptized by him myself. Are you seeking his location? Yes. I need to find him. You can head out of town to the east near the market and continue following down the path and then enter the wooded area which leads to the Jordan River. Okay. Thank you very much. Peace be with you. You know what? I will help you get to John. Wait for me by the cart and I'll give you a ride part of the way. What a nice guy. I appreciate your help. I'll wait for you here. Damn. Get on the cart. Where's the cart? It's a donkey cart. The sun dipped low over the hills of Galilee. Jesus left Nazareth in the desert riding in a merchants wagon toward the valley of the Jordan. I got the road lay quiet as though it led not only across stony tracks but toward a moment that would alter the course of revelation defeated or succeeded. Well, we have arrived. John should be by the river. Okay. Thank you for your help. It's no problem. I didn't come here just for you. I brought crops to sell. Pilgrims get hungry, too. Good luck. Nonetheless, thank you. Peace be with you. Okay, let's go. What talent trees does Jesus have? I don't know yet. Streams in the desert. The burning sand will become a pool. We're going to find John right now. Ground springs of water. Damn. Look at this. This is a nice place. Wow. Damn. That's in the desert, right? It must be hot. Do I have any shoes? Oh, it doesn't tell All right. Where's John the Baptist? Yo. Yo, what up? Yo, my boy. The beginning of the good news about Jesus, the Messiah, the son of God. John the Baptist appeared in the wilderness, preaching a baptism of repentance for the forgiveness of sins. Yep. John wore clothing made of camel<unk>s hair belt around his waist and he ate locusts and wild honey. The whole Judean countryside and all the people of Jerusalem went out to him. Was there no wind? Their sins, they were baptized by him in the Jordan River. And this was his message. Fake? No, it's not fake. I baptize you with water for repentance. But after me comes one who is more powerful than I. whose sandals I am not worthy to carry. He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and fire. And fire. Damn, they added that in there. I wasn't on the little the little thing. Damn, bro. Like, are you are you good? Oh, wait. Where? Wait. Oh, I'm getting baptized. Nice. gen days of creation rings. Rotate the rings to match the shortened descriptions of the seven days of creation. Starting from the center, press E to rotate a ring. Wait. Can I? No. No. Day one. Waters and sky. I think it was light, right? And then check that. What does it say? What does it say? Okay. Um, all right. God said, "Let there be light." He saw the light. He saw that it was good. God divided the light from the darkness. God called, "Let there be an expanse in the middle of the waters." Okay. All right. All right. We got to go to the second one right here. I think Waters and Sky, right? Okay. Yeah. No, that's what it was. Okay. All right. Waters in Sky. Okay. Day three. Okay. Wait a second. I got I got to go back to the to the to the war. God said, "Let the waters under the sky be gathered together to one place and let the dry land appear." Okay, so dry land, right? I think land and vegetation, right? I think that'll be it. Okay. Day three is land and veget. That's why I said I got that. Okay. All right. So then after that um God said, "Let the earth yield grass, herbs yielding seed and fruit trees bearing fruit after their kind with their soil with their seed in it on the earth." Okay. So like uh [ __ ] um like animals, light, sea creatures, land and veget and vegetation, right? Wait. Oh, I messed up. Wait. Well, this one's landed vegetation. Well, if this one's landed vegetation, then this one's probably not. Maybe that one's landed vegetation. Sun, moon, and stars for four. Oh, [ __ ] Did I get it mixed up? Oh, there was evening and there was morning, the third day. God said, "Let there be lights in the expanse of the sky to divide the day from the night. Let them be for the signs and for the seasons and for days and years. Let them be for the lights of the expanse and the sky to give light on earth." And and it was so. Okay. Let the waters abound with living creatures. Okay. Okay. Now he's All right. Now the fourth day God started spawning. Wait. Oops. Okay. This is like birds and [ __ ] right? Yeah. Yeah. Birds. Okay. Yeah, he did birds. Okay. All right. That's good. And there was morning the fifth day. Let the earth produce living creatures after their kind. livestock, creeping things, and animals of the earth of their kind. And it was so. Let us make man in our image. Okay. So then on the sixth day, he made man. And then on the seventh day, he rested. I know this part. Damn. Hold right click to pray. Faith is required to use abilities like divine vision. Remember, let not be remember not to let it be lost completely. Hold right click to pray. Okay, I'm praying right now. Okay, good. I got an achievement. Prepare for the journey. Okay, got it. Ooh, there it is. There it is. Let's go. And a voice came from heaven. You are my son whom I love. With you I am well pleased. Uh-huh. There it is. Let him know. Zero faith run. Yeah, I'm playing a faith build obviously. All right, let's talk to John. I saw the spirit come down from heaven like a dove and stay on you. I know. Father has revealed what was prepared. Not for me alone, but for those who watch and listen. For a long time, I baptized with water, calling people to repent. Now I know that the one they were waiting for stands before me. Damn, that's me. Your testimony was necessary. The hearts of men have been prepared. Rabbi, forgive me for interrupting our conversation. What did you Where did you stay during the time of the baptism? Not far from here. In a small oasis close to the river. May we May John and I go there with you now and see? Yes. Before you go, I want you to know that many come to me with questions. Allow me now to ask you one thing. What do you intend to do next? I am preparing to return to return to Nazareth. You are returning to Galilee. Uh is that in Nazareth? Yes. There are people there who I know they will listen. Listen to what? Oh yo, to the word that father gives. Noble Jesus. The people of Galilee will be blessed to hear your teaching. If they listen, they will find life. Since our paths part here, I will testify about the one who comes after Let everyone know whom Father has sent. Yes, your testimony is true. Go with God's blessing, Jesus. May he guide you on your way and in your teaching. Yes. Peace be with you, John. Peace be with you, Jesus. Thank you. Let's go. What happens if they don't? Uh, they they go to hell. That's really It's like super It's like really really bad if they don't lead the disciples to a resting place. Now we need to go over to there. We got to get them. May the force be with you. No. No. That's another one. That's Star Wars. That's That fake. This one's real. It is hard to think of it as just an ordinary sign. Oh [ __ ] there they are. Yo, what up? Yes, Rabbi. Peace be with you. Oh, I got to talk to Have we arrived? This will be my place of the rest of the day. It's humble, but it will be enough to prepare for the journey ahead. Not quite what we imagined, but I suppose there's no need for more. It feels peaceful here, like it's set apart, even among the markets. Peace is often found in simple places. When the time comes, you may see why this place is precious. Rest before the journey. Okay, I've got a Oh, that's a that's got some food. In this way, John the Baptist baptized Jesus in the waters of the Jordan. And set in motion events no one had dared to imagine. Neither John nor his two disciples could have foreseen what that night would come to mean. Sharing the wilderness with a man who only later would be known as their redeemer. Yet before all else, Jesus turned his steps toward Galilee. Thank the merchant. Yo, bro. Rabbi. Yes, my friend. We We were here with John the Baptist. We listened to him for a long time. Damn. He who cries out in the wilderness does not cry in vain. He taught us how to prepare, how to wait. Those who learn to wait learn to listen. He pointed to you. He said he was not worthy to untie the strap of your sandals. Damn. And we we do not even know how we should stand before you. Damn, bro. He said I was that guy. still disciples of John. Every disciple begins with the one who sent them. But we would like to do not be afraid to finish your thoughts. We dare not ask. But if if one day you allow it, we would like to see you again. What are you seeking? I seek the truth and I a way. The truth leads and the way is revealed. The time will come. But Rabbi, are you leaving us? What should we do? Return to the one who sent you. We will meet again soon. But how will we know when that happens? You will know. He who seeks the truth will not be overlooked. Thank the merchant. Who's the merchant? Oh, it's like thank the bus driver in Fortnite. Yo. Hey. Hey. Did you manage to find John the Baptist? You [ __ ] right next to you, idiot. Would you like to return to Nazareth with me? I'm leaving this evening. No thank Oh, no thank you. But that's not what's expected of me. All right. Good luck. Oh, yeah. He's right there. Okay. Um, get on the road to Galilee. All right. We've got to go back then. Let's go. It is time for you to prepare for your divine the Holy Spirit. Follow the spirit into the wilderness. The road ahead is one of trials and reflection. Yes, venture into the wilderness for it is there that the spirit will strengthen you. To fulfill your divine purpose, you must first embrace the solitude of the wilderness. Right. Follow me into the desolate places where your faith will be tested. Okay. We know this. Is this a game? cuz I know this story. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've heard of this one, too. Damn, bro. He's really This Holy Spirit's fast. Wow. You will be tested and strengthened for the path ahead. Jesus is a good runner. Yeah, he is. Oh, damn it. It's running away. Wait, what? What? I think I got to go this way. I guess I got to go this way, right? Damn, that's a whole ass desert. You know where to go really good there is a I was thinking at Burger King. Oh [ __ ] it's over there. Damn. Look at that. A pillar into the sky. Did you walk on water yet? I haven't unlocked that. That's like deep down in the talent tree. like I I have to unlock a number of other uh attacks first. This is only the beginning. Beware of evil. I know. Each challenge will reveal the depth of your faith. Yes. And draw you closer to the will of the father. You will find the strength needed to fulfill your divine calling. Oh, I guess I got to go there. It's obviously right there. Bro, they really like running. Desert Arc. Yeah. Can you imagine doing this without running? Oh my god. Take forever. It take 40 days. IRL. Okay. Oh, it's an oasis. Oh, that's nice. That's good, right? We get water. I've I've arrived. Ooh. Now what? Now what? What happened? Jesus. full of the Holy Spirit left the Jordan and was led by the spirit into the wilderness. Yeah. Where for 40 days he was tempted by the devil. Oh my god, bro. I hate that guy. Wait, why is the devil bald? Wait, why' they make the devil bald? He ate nothing during those days and at the end of days he was hungry. Yeah, I would be too. Samaria has been visited. Oh [ __ ] Wait, what the [ __ ] Damn. Yo, we're out in the middle of a desert. Find a safe place to rest. Okay, Why the bad guys? Why is the devil bald? Did he become evil because he was bald? That's the question that nobody knows. How do we know he didn't eat anything if he was there alone? It's because he said it. Do you think Jesus would lie to you? Of course, he would not lie to you. No. So, just trust him. If that's what he said, then that's what happened. [ __ ] idiot. Whoa. What's this? This looks like a boss fight. I don't have to do a boss fight, do I? Wait, it's literally a serpent. No way. I have to do a boss fight against a [ __ ] serpent. You look so tired. Why do you suffer so much? Who are you? It doesn't matter. But I've heard that you are his son. If you are the son of God, tell these stones to become bread. Couldn't I just do that, though? Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that comes from the mouth of God. But does God really want you to suffer this way? Shut up, Voldemort. Aren't we all his beloved children? Do you not deserve some relief? Is he trying to hit me? Eat this bread and your suffering will end. I will not put my father to the test. He guides me and will give me the strength to endure. [ __ ] you, Voldemort. Wait. Uh wait, what? Wait, what? Guide the path to keep the pace. Point the way with your cursor. Oh, I I get it now. I get I didn't know I had to do that. Okay, I got it. Okay, speed boost. Speed boost. A D. Okay, I had to check the keyboard to make sure I knew which where that one was. Okay, I got it now. Oh, it's like a serpent. Look at that. See? And now I'm going That's me going to heaven. See? Despawned. Get the [ __ ] out of here, you little [ __ ] [ __ ] you. Okay, let's go around this way. Now turn bread to stone. No, that would be bad. Then somebody You can't eat a rock. Can you eat a rock? Maybe you can. Oh [ __ ] he got aborted. No, that's illegal. Oh [ __ ] So we meet again. Jesus desolate place. If you are the son of God, throw yourself down. For it is written, look at this guy. He will command his angels concerning you, and they will lift you up in their hands so that you will not strike your foot against a stone. Well, that would make sense. Yeah, for sure. Well, then what? Do not put the Lord your God to the test. Are you afraid, Jesus? Do you not trust in the power of your father who could protect you? After all, you have proof in the Holy Scriptures. Look at his necklace, bro. He's got He's dripped out. I will not test my God, for my faith is unwavering. My trust is in him, not in your temptations. Oh my god, bro. Sin's going to get me. Sin's going to get me. I got to go fast. I wasn't prepared. Come on, bro. Come on, bro. Like, we got this. We got this. There it is. Oh, get out of here. What a loser. Cross the other side of the tunnel. Okay, let's go. Oh, damn. That's a long boy. Look at this. Damn. Damn. God damn. I got to follow the serpent, I guess. Uh, maybe it's this way. Okay, good. We have to escape. Oh, [ __ ] No. So we meet again, Jesus. This time, let me show you the power and glory of the world. Look, all these kingdoms of the world and their splendor I will give to you if you fall down and worship me. What? He [ __ ] his pants away from me, Satan. For it is written, "Worship the Lord your God and serve him only." All these kingdoms can be yours without suffering, without the cross. All it takes is one bow. My kingdom is not of this world. I serve only my father in heaven. You reject the power and wealth of this world, but we shall return to this conversation. Bro, he's going to keep trying to tempt me. My loyalty is only to God. I will worship no one but him. Remember, your obedience and faithfulness will bring salvation. Send him into the abyss. Trust in my power that guides you. Go. Go into the abyss. Drag. Go into the abyss, demon. You're gone. Get out of here. Hey, you. You little [ __ ] Come here. Come here. You're going in the box. No. No. No. Demon. No, demon. No. There you go. There you go. Yeah. You like that, huh? He won this time. That's right. But this will not stop me. I will go everywhere in this land. I will go into every city into every corner of them. I will take my power and spread my darkness everywhere. Who is this guy? All homes to every human, Every soul. I will enter their bodies and put my diseases inside. That's Yes. I will boil their minds. Oh, what? And put my demon servants inside them. And then I will go to Jerusalem to their capital. And will tempt all citizens with my darkness and sins. Oh my god. In such a way they will stop Jesus and kill him. Oh my god. Bro, he can't stop me. Nothing can Damn, bro. Who is this guy? You resisted the temptation and remained steadfast in your faith, emerging victori. Uh-huh. Exorcism. Okay. Press M to go to map. press on the city icon. Okay, I have to meet my family. Okay, let me go homecoming. All right, and I'm going to go back to Nazareth and I'm going to fast travel there right now. I have arrived. Exorcism. The miracle of exorcism. Use it to help the possessed and gain followers. Find possessed people marked on the map. Okay, so I've got to go exorcism somebody, right? Okay. Well, so is this guy Roman occupation? Okay. Is this person on the map? Okay, let me do that. Let me focus on this first. Okay. And then I'll go over there. I've got to exercise him. Yo. Yo, Joseph. Jesus, my son. Yo, what up? I'm so glad you're back. How are you? Uh, father, I'm well after those days in the desert. It's good to see you again. You must have experienced so much. Are you tired? Do you need to rest? [ __ ] no, bro. I'm full of strength and I'm ready for what lies ahead. You should join your mother who left for Kaa some time ago. There's a wedding there, and your presence will be important. If you hurry, you should make it in time for the celebration. She'll be happy to see you. Oh [ __ ] I will go there. Dude, I think I know what's gonna happen. I think I know what's gonna happen. Due to long city distances, some journeys may take several minutes. Use your skip travel instant reach destination. Okay. Let me see. Where is it? Where do I need to go? Oh, wow. It's over there. Okay. Um, I want to see what happens if I do an exorcism. Okay. I want to go over there. I want to do an exorcism on somebody right now before we before we fast travel over there. Uh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. It should be right over at the corner of this row, right? Yeah. All right, let's go. Did Jesus Roy have fast travel? Uh, yeah. It was the son of God. [ __ ] idiot. Of course he had fast travel. Guaranteed. He's either on Fent or he needs to have an exorcism. Uh, please go away from me. Okay. Um, exorcism right now. Remember your obedience and faithfulness of salvation to many. Trust in my presence and the power of guides you. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here, you little [ __ ] Time to go in the box. There you go. There you go. You like that, huh? That's right. What about you? Think you're cute? Come here. Come here. Come here. There you go. There you go. How about that, little [ __ ] Bro, got him. These demons are fast. They're tricky. They're sneaky. Okay, so now he's been exorcism, right? Well, wait a minute. Does that mean he's back? Wait a minute. I think I got him. I I think I think I I got him. Yo. Yo, are you good now? Thank you for saving me. You're welcome. You're welcome. I did that. I wonder if this is this an openw world game. I wonder if it's actually an open world game. Here, I'm going to move for like 1 minute. I want to know if it's actually open world or not. It is. Jesus, take the wheel. It's like GTA 6. Oh, you're right. That's a good point. Yeah, it is kind of like that. How far is it? Oh, it's actually not that far. Okay, I'm just going to travel over there. Kaa. All right, let's go talk to Mary. Is this where I do the situation? Oh, there she is. Jesus, it's so good to see you back. I can't wait to hear more about your time with John. Uhhuh. But now I'm afraid there's a small problem at the wedding. Oh my god. Oh my god. What is it? Hello, mother. What seems to be the matter? They've already run out of and it's only the first day. Perhaps you could help them avoid embarrassment in front of everyone. And how would I do that? My time has not yet come. Oh, but it has, my son. After everything you've been through, this is the perfect moment to let them see who you are. Wait. Damn. I will do what I can. Talk to the wine manager. Uh oh. Wait, that guy doesn't Isn't that I thought that was Satan. Hello. I'm sorry, but we're out of wine. The early guests enjoyed it too much, and now we have none. Oh, that's bad. The bride and groom will be very disappointed. Damn, bro. That's sad. Don't worry, my friend. I will take care of it. Will you take care of it? Did you bring wine for everyone to the party? Fill the jugs with water. And give me a moment and I'll take care Water? Oh well. I have no alternative anyway. I'll do it. You're goddamn right you will go to a place for meditation. Okay, let me meditate at the tree. On the third day, a wedding took place at Canaa in Galilee. Jesus's mother was there, Mary. And Jesus and his disciples had also been invited to the wedding. Oh, wait. Oh, I got all the boys there. When the wine was gone, Jesus's mother said to him, "No wonder. They have no more wine." Woman, why do you involve me? Jesus replied, "My hour has not yet come." Is that what he really said to his own mom? Do whatever he tells you. Nearby stood six. I should have used that whenever my mom would want me to do something. The kind used by the Jews for ceremonial washing. Each holding from 20 to 30 gallons. Jesus said to the servants, "Fill the jars with water." So they filled them to the brim. Oh. Then what? What happened? Oh [ __ ] Press E to throw the object. Press E to grab. Hold E to increase throw power and then throw. Okay. Okay. Why is the spear? Uh, I I think I'm They keep respawning. Find them. Wait, wait, wait. I'm throwing the Ten Commandments. Fill the missing elements. What? The pictures. Wait, do I have to wait? Wait. Hey, anyone? No. No. Whoa. What? What about this one? Oh, this one's an apple. Uh, the staff? No. What about the scroll? What about the book? What about the thing here? Schindler scroll. Shut up. It's got to be the staff, right? Son of a [ __ ] Oh, it's Kane and Abel. Oh [ __ ] I thought he was trying to bring him back to life or something. I thought Okay. Um, maybe the scroll. Oh, it's David and Goliath. Yes, it's Moses. Okay. Okay. Uh, staff. Moses's staff. Uh oh, it's the Ten Commandments. It's the Ten Commandments. Oh my god. I'm actually that guy. New transformation unlocked. Pick transformation. Miracle W. Q. Press Q. Healing transformation. Transform water into wine. Oh [ __ ] This is my time. Uh. I I think. Okay. I got to turn I turned the I turned the water into purple drink. Oh, it's purple cuz it's of grapes. What do you intend to do with that water? Okay. Uh, try it. But all right. Try it. See what happens. See what happens. Damn, bro. That guy got stabbed. I was not ready for that. I thought I was trying to bring him back to life. Yo, he's not walking sideways. Maybe it didn't work. This is wine. How did you do this? As I said, I took care of it. This wine is better than what we had before. Thank you. Thank you. You have saved the day. We must tell the groom. Yes, naturally. He must taste this wine. Call the groom here. Okay. Where he at? Yo yo, what up? Hello. I am a bit embarrassed though. I've gotten word that we have run out of wine. Surprise, [ __ ] Do not worry, my friend. Okay, that's better. Jesus managed to get us wine. Let's go and try it. It's the best wine I've ever had. Oo, that's right. Well, I'll be the judge of that. Let's go try it. Guess what? Yo, this wine is amazing. Thank you, Jesus. You've made my day even better. I'm that guy. I'm glad I could help. Talk to Mary. Oh, damn. This is a nice place. Look at that. How is your family doing these days? Uh, what? Yes, my son. I solved the wine problem. Yes, I'm glad you chose to do it. I know what this really means for you. Let's enjoy this moment with them while we still can. Okay. I must go and meet those who will follow me. My time has come to begun to begin father's work. Will you be safe, my son? Uh well uh yeah, don't worry about it. I am never alone. The time for me to gather my disciples has come. Begin the journey. Weather is perfect for a walk today. Oh Where's this place at? Oh, damn. I got to go over there. All right, let's go. Not staying for the party. [ __ ] that, bro. Like, I'm not about that. I don't drink. Absolutely not. I'm out this [ __ ] No. Like, I I I do my miracle [ __ ] and I'm out. We got to go on to the next one. There's a lot of miracles that need to happen. Mostly safe. Yeah. I can't wait for the mods for this game. Yeah, true. You got people to save? I do. That day in Canaa, something changed. What changed? Until then, Jesus had stayed quiet, waiting, watching. But it was his mother who saw it was time. She pushed him forward gently but firmly. And with that first miracle, there was no going back. From that moment on, the world began to notice. Damn, I got to go over there. So, what wouldn't that isn't that kind of a bad idea? Like maybe it's a good idea. That way people know like I can flex on him, you know? Cuz I I I mean like Jesus was kind of flexing on him. Okay. Calling an apostle. You just visit the location where the apostle is. You can do by calling the apostle quest in the apostle panel. Okay. T. Okay. Um, what about this guy? Ooh, active quests. Okay. Um, talk to Andrew, right? Okay. Let's talk to Andrew right now. We got to We got to get to the bottom of I guess I go this way. Uh, how do I get over there? Oh, I see. Oh [ __ ] They got these too. They had these back then. Damn. Andrew Tate. I don't think this is Andrew Tate. I think it's another Andrew. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not Andrew Tate. I'm not sure. As Jesus walked beside the Sea of Galilee. He saw Simon and his brother Andrew casting a net into the lake. Yo, for they were fishermen. Come follow me, Jesus said. And I will send you out to fish for people. Oh, damn. He says, "Wait, what? Wait, yo, what the [ __ ] and I will make you fishers of men. Damn, Rabbi, we've been waiting for you. Um, this is my brother, Simon. He's been fishing all night, but the catch was poor. Damn, the miraculous catch of fish. Would you cast your nets once more? Simon, it's good to meet you. Would you cast your nets once more right here below uh by the shore? I don't know why you ask, but we've caught nothing all night. Wake up, Simon. Still, if you ask it, I will try. It has been asked. Okay, make Simon believe. I will transform. Uh, wait, what? Control the divine light by keeping the cursor close enough. Lead the schools of fish to the fisherman's boat. Okay. Okay. So, maybe I go Wait. Oh, I I see. I see. Oh, okay. I get it. All right. I don't know how. Oh, I got to do it again. Got it. Another one. Where them fish at? look, Simon. The nets are full. It's a miracle. How is this possible? Do not be afraid, Simon. For on from this day forward, you will fish for people and not for fish. Fish for people. How can I do that? With faith, Simon. And from now on, you shall be called Peter the rock. Really? I will follow you, Lord. Wait, I just Wait, I just changed his name. Damn. Okay, James and John. Okay, I got to go find I've never seen anything like this. Nothing all night. Yo. Yo. All right, I got to go find these guys. We got to lock in our disciples right now. Luck. Okay. Yo, truly he said he would find us when the time comes. And here he is. What? How did you do that? We've been fishing all night. It was like magic, bro. James, John, do not be afraid. What you have seen here is only the beginning. Who is this man? How does he command the fish like that? You know our names. I know much more about you than just your names. Come follow me and I will make you fishers of men. Fishers of men? We don't understand. It's pretty [ __ ] obvious, man. You will help me gather people. Just as you cast your nets to gather fish, you will help me gather people in the kingdom of God. We will follow you. But how is this possible? With faith, everything is possible. I gather those who are called to join me in a place to rest and learn together. Rabbi, I have a house in Capernaum, a humble place, but it can be a place for us to stay. Oh, damn. All right, let's go. If it is Capernaum you seek, yeah, you can take the boat I docked near the city's edge. I will carry you all safe. All right, let's go. Very well. Let us go to Capernaum together, and there I will teach you the way. Father, will you be all right if we go? Go, my sons, follow the one who commands even the fish. I believe this path was meant for you. Makes sense, bro. Like if I had some dude that could talk to fish, I would be like, "Yeah, all right. Let's go arrive to Capernaum." Okay. Sail with the apostles by boat. Okay. Well, I got to go over there, right? Let me go. Oh, there's the boat. Let's go. Fish commander. Yeah, like Yeah. Does that made Aquaman Jesus? Um, it it's one point on the graph. Okay. It doesn't draw a line, but it's an interesting coincidence. Okay, that's all. Oh, there's the boat. Okay, let's go. Ooh, damn. So, where's Oh, we must have lost the apostles on the way over. That's okay. My house is on the other side of the town. Oh, there they are. Walk straight until you reach the market by the main road. The Roman occupation brings tension to our town. These Romans seem like real [ __ ] huh? What a bunch of [ __ ] Uh-oh. Time to see Asmon walking on water. That's right. At the edge of the town square, Jesus spotted a tax collector working for the Romans. He knew how hated the emperor's collaborators were among the inhabitants of Galilee. Uh-huh. And what a great lesson Matthew could bring to the rest of his followers for this reason. Yo, talk to Peter. Yo yo yo, we are almost there. This is a good place for my brothers to rest. a fine spot. We will wait here until you return. All right, master. Come with me. My wife will be glad to see you. Okay, very well, Peter. Lead the way. What is this? Tax collectors. Yo wife, I have returned. He didn't even say her name. Peter, I am glad you are home. I am worried about my mother. What's wrong with her? What has happened? She has been burning with fever for days. Nothing helps. She grows weaker with each hour. Mhm. Master, can you help her? Take me to her. All right. Where's she at? Oh, damn. They got a twostory house. Oh, no. Talk to Peter's wife. It says Oh. Oh, oops. Master, her strength is fading. Oh [ __ ] I have tried everything but the fever will not leave her. If there is any way to help her, the sickness shall leave her. Let me come closer to her. What the hell? Commandment sequence. Observe the glouing symbols and learn the correct order. Then repeat the sequence by interacting with the images. Okay. uh you shall not steal, you shall not murder. Oh, okay. I have to learn the hearing healing. Okay, so it's this one. Oh, wait. How the [ __ ] does this work? Learn the healing miracle. Let me go over to here. Maybe. Okay. So, you have no other gods before me, right? Maybe it's this one. You got to know your lore. I'm trying to figure it out. Okay, it says you should have no other gods before me. Now, he has he has his finger up. It says one worship only god. Yes, I got it. I understand now. You shall not make yourself an idol. No idols. Yeah. You shall not take the name of the Lord in vain. Oh, he's covering his mouth. It's got to be at this. Respect God's name. Yeah. Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy. Okay. It's this one. Keep the Sabbath holy. Yes. Honor your mother and father. Oh, it's right there. Honor your parents. Damn, bro. I lit that [ __ ] up. Okay, good. Now I Now I know how to do it. Okay. You shall not murder. Okay. Uh, let's see. Do not kill. Oh. Oh, you shall not commit adultery. Oh, yo. Be faithful in marriage. So true. You shall not steal. Okay. Um Oh, bro. Look at his hand. Look at his hand. He's got his hand in the in the [ __ ] in the the treasure chest. Do not steal. So true. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. It's got to be this one, right? It's a demon. See? Do not lie. Yeah. You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbor. Oh, he's mad. He's like, "Bro, where do you get all these horses and shit?" Do not covet. Pick healing miracle Q. Okay. Healing miracle has been unlocked. This is hard, but I'm doing it. I did the wrong button. Yes. Okay, there it is. Yo, thank you for the raid. I appreciate it. Thank you very much. I got distracted. Thank you. Thank you. She She has risen. Uh the fever has left her. She is well now. I can hardly believe my eyes. You want a voice? This is truly the work of God. I'm Jesus today. Take my hand and now I am strong again. Let me serve you all. But mother, you were just so weak. You got healed, [ __ ] She was in need and now she is restored. Let her serve with joy. That's right. Talk to Peter. Yo, where Peter at? Yo. Hey, my boy. Yo, guess what, master? I have no words. She was on the brink and now she stands as if nothing happened. That's right. She was in need and now she is well. I believed in you before, but now I have seen it with my own eyes. Surprise, [ __ ] You will see greater things than this, Peter. Thank you, master. My home is always open to you. Thank you, Peter. Damn. Talk to the apostles. Hey yo, boys. Guess what? Oops. Can't go around there. Let's go. Rabbi, is everything all right? Yeah, kind of. Peter's mother-in-law is healed. That's wonderful news. Where will we go next? Uh, where does it say? I must head towards Jerusalem. I must head towards Jerusalem soon. But first, I have something important for you to do here in Capernaum. Tell us, master, we're ready. Find those whose hearts are open. Go into the town. Find those whose hearts are open and let them know that the kingdom of heaven is near. I'll return to you soon. begin the journey. Let us begin. We're going to Jerusalem now. Remember that? I watched that movie back in the day. I have that I I have that on DVD. I got at Blockbuster many years ago. You're doing a Jesus cosplay. I mean, I just I just bought a a coat, man. Okay, let me go to Jerusalem. Yo, this is a nice place. Okay, this is a really stupid question. That's not the wall, is it? Is that the wall or not? Is this I mean it kind of looks like the wall. I mean, if I've se I've seen it before, I I mean, it's not. Okay. They say it's not the wall. Okay. Don't wait until everything is sold out. Yo, what's up? Currency. Well, money. Oh, wow. Okay. Enter the temple courtyard. I heard that before. I offer goods of the finest. Pink Floyd's the wall. No, this is this is something similar. Today's offer is exceptional. Damn, everybody trying to sell me [ __ ] today, huh? Den of thieves. Prices rise. Everything we didn't buy in Galler. We should stay together so we don't get lost. Isn't that the man who is that the man? Wait. Oh, damn. Oh, they know me. It'll be cheaper. I got recognized. Yo, what up, boys? Hey. overturn the money. Oh [ __ ] It's time for me to [ __ ] [ __ ] up, huh? Because that's right. We'll lose all our money. Yeah, [ __ ] What is he doing? What the [ __ ] wrong with you? Okay. Where's the next one? I got to use my Jesus vision. What are you mad for? First come, first serve. Oh, let me let him out. I'm going to let him out. this is surprise for me. There it is. How do you destroy a holy trade like this? Yes. See that? I did this. What's wrong? What's wrong? Guess what's about to happen? More birds. Hope you guys like birds. Who's everybody running away for? Service of You know what I feel like right now? I feel like Johnny Somali. Let's go. Oh, hey guys. Oh. Oh, somebody let the goats out. Oh. Yo, guys. All right. Somebody let the goats out. That's bad. Wait. Sheep. Wait. Oh. Oh. Oh no. The sheep are getting loose, too. Oh no, guys. Damn. Somebody's got to be really mad about this. Jesus, no. Wait, where are the other ones? Where are the other ones? Oh, wait. Oh, more birds. Where'd the birds go, guys? Oh, goats. Free goats. There you go. What's wrong, guy? Oh, man. Everybody's running away. Wait, was Jesus the original nuisance streamer? Okay, I got to get some more money. Oh, what's this? Oh, what's going on? The money all over the ground. That's right. Make it rain, [ __ ] Coins. That man is destroying everything we've worked for. Damn right. Okay. Where's the Where's the final goats? I offer good Shut up, [ __ ] Oh, is there any goats over here? Oh, I bet they're over on the other side. I missed them. They didn't miss me. We'll go over here. I got to find it once. Damn, they're running away. They're afraid of me now. I'm a vengeful god. Guess what? That's right. Now, I'll let everybody know. Hey guys, what do you think you're doing? This is a holy place. That's exactly why I did it. This was order established by the law. There's a new law. This house was meant to be a house of prayer. But you've made it a marketplace. You have no authority to change anything I'm not changing. I'm restoring. You know this will have consequences. And so do you. But sometimes the truth has to shake the walls before anyone listens. Keep this up and you'll bring down Rome on all of us. Maybe judgment has already begun. Maybe you should ask if heaven's judgment has already begun. Oh, exit the temple courtyard. Bro, so I [ __ ] [ __ ] up and then I just leave. Well, I should have let these I'm going to let these guys go, too. Yo yo yo. Can I Can I ride a Can I ride a sheep? I don't ride a sheep. Looks like I can't ride the sheeps. I'm going try and just get real quick. Oh, nope. I can't. I didn't mean like that, bro. Like, I was just saying if I could like [ __ ] have some help. At the temple, Jesus noticed a man observing him closely. Yes, he could sense this stranger knew the streets and shadows of Jerusalem all too well and saw immediately what a unique addition this man would be among his followers. Who is it? Yes. To exchange coins or perhaps some information. It's peace be with Judas. Oh no. Okay. Talk to Judas. Rabbi, that was quite the scene in the temple. You've made powerful enemies today. God, I I know it's not safe here after dark. I have a quiet place nearby. Where is it? Go to the edge of the lower city near the wall by Oval. You'll find my hideout Okay, thank you. I'll meet you there shortly. All right, let's go over there now. locate Jud Judas's hideout near the lower city. Seems like a pretty nice guy. Well, how about that? Yeah. I mean, he's he's going to let me stay at his place cuz I [ __ ] up a bunch of stuff. Like, that's kind of a nice guy. Damn. It's all the way over there. Okay, Did Jesus do parkour? No. Jesus invented parkour. is from him all things are made. So actually by the logic Jesus actually did invent parkour according to the war. You know like you think about that and I mean technically on like a specific level it kind of makes sense. Think about that. Does Jesus have a shadow? It's called the devil. Who's older Jesus or Biden? It's a tough one. It's a really tough one. Would Jesus be a skateboarder? Uh, yeah. Why would of course he made skateboards? Why wouldn't he use them? Oh, maybe I got to go up this way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's up here. Okay. So, I think so, right? Lower Jerusalem. Wait, I thought Wow. I thought it just went up. Okay, whatever. It is what it is. So, this is Judas's hideout. That's what they call it. Um, how do I get in there? It is probably not like that. I guess I must have missed a door. Um the um I mean jump on him. Wait. Oh [ __ ] Wait. Wait. Is it Maybe Wait a minute. Maybe it is a parkour puzzle. Wait. I think it is. You found it. Not bad, huh? Quiet, hidden, useful. I've spent a lot of nights here watching the city move. Yeah, you've seen enough to know that I'm not here to hide. No, you're not like the others. You speak like you know where all this is going. I do. Well, maybe not everything. Especially because of that. Come have a meal and rest a little. Night will fall soon. What a nice Thank you, Judas. This means more than you know. Sit down for the meal. Oh, that's a nice meal. Look at that. Apostle called. Someone's coming. Oh, wait. Looks like that Pharisee from the temple. A fairy. Wait for the visitor. Oh, it's that guy. Okay. Talk to Nicodemus. Rabbi, we know that you are a teacher come from God. For no one can do these signs that you do unless God is with him. That's correct. Most certainly I tell you, unless one new is unless one is born a new, he cannot see God's kingdom. How can someone be born when they are old? Oh, they can't go back inside their mother, they can't be born a second time. Well, most certainly I tell. Jesus answered, most certainly I tell Unless one is born of water and the spirit, he can't enter into God's kingdom. That which is born of the flesh is flesh. That which is born of the spirit is spirit. Don't marvel that I said to you, you must be born a new. Are you the teacher of Israel and don't understand these things? No one descended into heaven, but he who descended out of heaven, the Son of Man who is in heaven. As Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of Man be lifted up that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. That sounds great. For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. Yeah, guys, I I thank you for speaking with me tonight. Go in peace, Nicodemus. Rest until sunrise. Apostle found. Complete the apostles. Okay, I've got Now I've got to get all the other guys. Oh [ __ ] I got to get all them. Thaddius. That what? From Oh [ __ ] Now we got to get all the boys together. Okay, let's go. Let me go over there right now. You got to get the band together. Yes, exactly. Now, after we get everybody together, I don't know what happens. I'm actually not really sure. So, we're going to find out. Okay, we'll go around through here. There it is. You were going to say Knax, weren't you? Yeah, I was. Let's do Like I I didn't know people were named Thaddius until like I was like 23. Like I I thought that was like just the name of a [ __ ] boss in a game. I was like Thaddius. Like what the [ __ ] Like why would somebody named himself after that? It was like some black guy with that name. I was like wait what the [ __ ] Wait, really? You can do that? Okay. And now I got to go turn this in. I got to go talk to the carpenters. I wonder if I'm going to have to do a miracle and uh and I'm going to be able to create wood. If I have to create wood, I will. I'll do whatever I need to do. Damn, they're a ways away. Was he fat? I don't remember, honestly. I mean, probably. It's America, so there's like a 50/50 on that one, right? Can you parkour? Not a whole lot. Like, it it's crazy that Judas was like a fan of parkour. I didn't even know that. That's like hidden lore that I guess maybe it wasn't in the Bible. It's in like maybe the extended edition. Maybe that's the reason why. Damn. Just a ways away. Um I'm just I hope I'm going the right way. I'm assuming I'm going the right way. I just don't know. The director's cut. Yeah. Um I know they're going to do the He is silent at times. That's not really. I talk all the time. Yeah. What do you mean? What are you talking about? I've been talking constantly. So, yeah, I know they're doing the Passion of the Christ, too. Like I said, uh you know, we got a minute here cuz it take me I guess it take a minute to get over there. I'm assuming it'll take a minute to go over there. uh is that my mom the one of the only movies that she ever took me to see was Passion of the Christ. Like and I I really I'm thinking about it. It might have been like pretty much the only one. There is a stillness in the city today. Oh, I got to go around that way. I get it. Okay. So, yeah. And so, yeah, the second one coming out, like, am I going to watch it? I feel like I kind of have to, right? Wait, wait a minute. Where where are they? Where am I? Okay, so it says it's over there, but where's O? Well, I'm trying to figure this out. Okay, don't tell me it's all the way over Is it all the way over there? So, I ran all the way over here for nothing. Oh my god. Okay, now let me go. I got to teleport over there. Yes, I got fast travel. Oh, I didn't know Okay, we found it. Go to the building site. I was confused. You got Judas, dude. I know. I got his ass. Jesus. We thought you were Sepherus. They said a roof needed mending after the storm. Yeah. Peace to this house and those who raise it. The roof stands. How goes it with you? The stone is true, but wants half a finger's breath to the left. And the mortar cries for water. Good mortar is like love. It binds the heart of a matter. I seek builders for a greater work. You build a small thing, yet a needed one. But I speak of a greater work, a house of living stones, a church within the hearts of men. I seek builders. Come and follow me. We trust you, but we have work in hand. Cornice to set. The material's already been. Okay. Okay. I finished the house, then you go. The wall is not left half raised. Yeah, that's true. Count the cost. Let's finish this. Whoever uh whoever would build a tower first sits down and counts the cost. Let us finish this first. Give me the cord and the tel. You will help these hands. Remember, a heart rejoices. For every stone set in its place is like a man finding his way. Help finish the building work. Okay. in every house a stone is needed that ties two walls and bears their weight. Damn. In the Father's house, that stone is grace. And he who accepts ascending does not flee the burden. He bears it with joy. We have to the walls shall not fall. Oh, put this up too. Put the windows in, too. Oh, I got to do the roof. Got it. Oh. Oh, there's like uh like [ __ ] grass on the roof. I didn't even think of that. It sits well as though it had waited for this very place, said Thaddius as he laid the next Jesus answered him, "I didn't even know about the insulation." Be as the mortar. Where the line runs crooked, be as the plum line. Where there is a shard, find for it the fitting gap. And if our strength fails, asked James. Call upon me, he replied. Those who build with me do not build alone. True. We got to do the outside, too. Okay, we got that. I feel like it's done now, right? Oh, we got to do this part, And then we put the Oh, damn. Damn. Damn. I got to build all this, too. And a bed. Ooh, a table. Oh, a furnace and then Oh, a double furnace, Let's offer prayers before. Whoa, wait, wait. What? Says speak with the carpenters. Oh, straight. Talk to the wrong guy. Perhaps we prepare to behold. We will finish the cornice and make the place clean. Then we will meet you. Thank you. Leave a blessing here and only take what is needed. I'll take my tel. It may serve with living stones. Okay. The road will teach you the rest. Most needful and steadfisted steadfast heart and patience. Damn. Okay. So then I need to go and get Phillip under the fig tree. Where the hell's a fig tree? The [ __ ] is that? Oh, he's over here. Let me go get that [ __ ] Where's Phillip? We often see Romans. Where's this son of a [ __ ] A mana police. Yeah, we're going to get him. A Bible mini game. Uh, it's Well, I I feel like it's like a fulllength game. Like, I don't really know. My expectation is that actually I have no idea what's going to happen. I have literally no [ __ ] clue. We're just going to go through it. We're going to play through it. I remember I played through the prologue whenever it first got announced and this game was a little bit controversial, right? And uh it first got announced then I played that for maybe like an hour and I think that the last thing that I did in that game was like cure a kit of co or something like that and then afterwards like I so I I think this is like we're already like way past that because I remember there was like some puzzle in that game that it took me like an hour and 45 minutes to do and it was like just go from here to here. Like that was it. Like I I just couldn't figure it out. And so you got to play as Captain Bible. No, I am. That's That's literally me right now. You fought Satan, too? I did. Yeah, you were in the desert. That's what I thought I was about to do at the beginning. I was like, "Wait a minute. This is what I saw before." Okay, so talk to Phillip Decapus. Yo. Oh, welcome. What brings you here? Welcome, Phillip. Uh, how do you know my name? I looked it up. Don't you remember me? We've met before, Rabbi. I remember though during your extraordinary baptism, we didn't have the chance to get acquainted. Then this is a good chance to make up for it. I've heard what you did in Cain, O Lord. Word reached even John. He spoke of you publicly, setting out on a new path. Damn, bro. I'm getting more people on my side. Follow me and you'll see where it leads. Wonderful. We have found the one Moses wrote about in the law and the prophets also wrote of Moses. Jesus, the son of Joseph from Nazareth. Can anything good come out of Nazareth? Bar. Come and see. Shut up, [ __ ] Who's this guy? Wait for Bar Bartholomew's arrival. Who's this [ __ ] Yo. Hey, shalom. Hey, here's a tr here is a true Israelite who in whom there is no deceit. How do you know me? What have you been telling him? I already seen you. He does look like a gigach. He does. Before Philip called you, I'd already seen you. I listened to you then, full of concern out in the wilderness under the fig tree. Yes. Uh-huh. But Uh-huh. But uh follow me and many surprises await you. Teacher, you truly are the son of God, the king of Israel. I know you will see heaven opened and the angels of God descending and ascending upon men. And thus Jesus called two more apostles, Philillip, ever ready to bear witness to others with his feet firmly on the ground. and Bartholomew, the skeptic who in a moment of personal revelation became a witness with a bold exalted confession of faith. Damn true. Okay, Simon. Zeal without a sword. Find the Zealot's hideout. Oh [ __ ] Okay, let me go over there. Oops. Cancel. And now I tell I I I teleport. He's been mewing since birth. Yeah. A chiseled jawline was promised to him 3,000 Wait, this is 3,000 years ago. Never mind. Oh, [ __ ] 2,000. But yeah, it is what it is. Bible. Yeah, I was about to say. Yeah, 2,000. Yeah, think about that. Okay. Um, maybe it's down this way. Yeah. Yeah, it's got to be over here. Okay. Where they at? Jesus approached Simon's hideout. Clubs lay abandoned on the grounds. Blood was spilled and anger hung in the air. He saw the wounded. he knew that mercy must come first. Heal the wounded. Where are the wounded? Do you know where I can find Where are they? Some good pottery. The Roman occupation is tension to our Let's offer prayers at the synagogue before nightfall. I hope there will be enough rain. Heal the wounded. Oh [ __ ] it says over there. Don't come near him. He brings us taxes and lashes. Taxes and lashes. Suffering bears no banners. Love won't drive Rome from our land. Damn. Love will heal your heart, and hearts change history. Why are you helping me? Because love comes first. All right, Baldi. It's time to become healed. Can I heal his hairline, too? Oh, damn. Look at his arm. Oh, his chest. Oh, wow. Talk to Simon. Yo, guess what I just did? What you did was harder than any fight. That's right. Lay down your sword. Fight for hearts. Begin with your own. If this is what your kingdom looks like, then lead me. Damn. All right, we will go together. Simon sheathed his blade. Instead of anger, he carried peace with him. Yes. All right, Thomas. I need to get Thomas. I have two more. Approach the tax booth. Oh [ __ ] another tax collector. Someone in chat said, "Not even Jesus can cure that." Have you seen the latest? I mean, we're going to find out, guys. We're going to have to find out. I got to I got to maybe get a hair transplant myself, man. Thomas a tank? No. No. This is Thomas, the disciple of Jesus. This It's slightly different. Have you heard the news from Yeah, you're confused. Jesus said, "Follow me, Matthew." Matthew answered, "Me? You want me to follow you?" Me? And again, Jesus said, "Me?" Yes, Matthew, son of Alfa. Yeah, [ __ ] idiot. You? What are you doing? Have you lost your mind? Well, I got to fight him. Let me go. You have money. Quintis protects you. No Jew lives as good as you. You are going to throw it all away. Damn. Glad I found you, Matthew. So am I. Perhaps I could go home now and prepare dinner for you and your followers. Oh, we got ourselves a cook. That's a good idea. Regret this, Matthew. Damn, this guy's a real [ __ ] huh? Duty first. I must keep the watch. What a [ __ ] [ __ ] All right, our final disciple. Arrive at Naine. Where is Na? Naine, where is Naine? Left a six figure salary. Yeah, bro. Like Jesus saw Thomas lost in thought. Oh, what up? He knew that a deep hunger for truth and a search for tangible proof meant more to him than a blind following of faith. Doubting Thomas. I remember this. Greetings. Wait, you are Jesus of Nazareth? Yeah. Your teaching precedes you. Yet I do not know how you would know my name, nor why you appear in my humble workshop. Greetings, Thomas. Inquisitive as ever. Follow me, and you will see. As I said, word of your wonders and sayings reaches me, but my mind needs more than tales. Am I now to trust in what I cannot touch or grasp with reason? Words like seeds. They need good soil. Many questions trouble me. And in the synagogues, I do not find their answers. Thomas, your soil is truly so rich. So, Thomas was the first faith sprout. He only makes decisions based off of evidence. Do you hear that? Something's happening outside. Oh, no. What happened? Yes, Thomas. I hear it. Doesn't sound like the usual city noise. It's almost as if someone is crying. I hear many people too. Okay. Yes, you are right. In nine, crowds rarely gather without reason. And such crying, it usually means only one thing. An execution. I have no one left. Yo, there is no one left to call me by name. She's alone. Completely alone. Oh no. First I lost my husband and now my beloved son. Damn. I see your pain. Woman. Who will close the doors of my house now? Who will light the lamp when nightfalls? She's not strong and independent. can answer those questions. my son. You always said you'd be home before nightfall. Uh-huh. I hear your words. Why should I even return home now? To call someone who will not answer. I'm going to get him back. Do not weep. Lord, if you have mercy, look upon me. I am looking. Oh [ __ ] Jesus looked at her son and then said, "Young man, I say to you, arise." Oh, I watched that anime. Yeah, I saw that. Wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. What's this? Fruits of the spirit. Pick up the object that best answers the trial and throw it at the target to complete the task. Okay. uh um what does this say? Kindness withholding. Okay. It's probably something hurt you but now needs your help. Revenge. Okay. Okay. It looks like it wasn't revenge. Okay. What about withholding? It looks like it wasn't withholding either. Maybe it's actually kindness, guys. Kindness is refusing to mirror. Can you believe that? Someone got the success you wanted. Joy, envy, resentment. Resentment. Wait, dude. I got it right in the hole. Oh, bro. All right, fine. Joy. Jesus. Joy finds delight in the well-being of Oh, jeez, guys. Okay, you may be right, but the argument keeps growing. Pride. I'm right. What does it say? Stubbornness. Yep. [ __ ] Peace. [ __ ] No. No. Wait. Can I just do peace does not flee from conflict. It brings Okay. All right. Fine. Someone keeps interrupting you and it irritates you. Sarcasm. No. But I thought Okay. Apparently not. Patience. Assertiveness. How about assertiveness? No. Wait. I think I'm starting to understand this. Patience gives the heart time to not answer in anger. Someone is being rude in the conversation. Gentleness, contempt, payback. Lead me not into temptation. Okay. Wait. Wait. I thought Did I Wait. I did I miss so bad that it didn't even work. Gentleness extinguishes the fire of wrath without losing its strength. No one is watching. You could cheat. I mean, resourcefulness, right? I mean, it seems like a good idea. Okay, what about you got to be pragmatic, right? I guess not. Okay, let's try this one. Selfcontrol victory over I unlocked resurrection. No one else. Oh [ __ ] This lesson's for you. I know it's horrible. It's okay. Okay. Pick the resurrection mirror. Oh, I have to respawn him. Okay. Okay. I wonder if this one's really Oh [ __ ] I hit the wrong button. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I hit the wrong button again. Dude, this kid's going to die. Is that D? Yeah, it's D. Damn, bro. He almost died. He almost died. Mother, what? I almost almost lost him. Son, my That was close. That was really close. Do you hear? No, he's deaf now. A shadow and now I feel the warmth of your hand. Two processions met at the gate. One of life, one of death. And now we have all the disciples. The tear of a mother halted the march. One word from the Lord turned its course. Compassion sees first before anyone even asks. Damn, he was that guy. So, wait a minute. We were going back into heaven. You told him to get up. And he did. I saw it. But it still doesn't feel real. Well, it is. Give it time, Thomas. Let it settle in your heart. I build things that last for years. And they still decay. In a moment, you undid what can't be undone. If death obeys you, then I should, too. Damn. Let's return to where we began in your workshop. Yes. Before we left, I had a question for you. Okay. What is it? What is the heaviest burden that one carries with a smile and the greatest victory won through a fall? I don't have to pick one, right? Do I? Humility. Uh, yeah, probably humility. It's probably not gold. It's probably not ignorant. It's probably humility. And now tell me, what is the temple that has neither walls nor altars and is everlasting? Your soul, the fellowship of hearts bound together by love. That has to be it, right? Last question. What makes a person see what is not before his eyes and understand what he does not hear with his ears? What makes a person see what's not be probably faith, right? I would assume because it's like the Bible. Like I would assume it probably be faith. Like that's what I would have to guess. You know, you've given me more than years of study. What is hidden is I mean it's like the Bible, right? You are the teacher I have sought. Come with me, Thomas. I will show you a new way of seeking truth and you will help me proclaim it. Lead me. Thomas's mind until then full of questions found its first answers and his heart its teacher. We collected every who followed him to seek truth on the road and not in the scrolls. Every single [ __ ] disciple. We got the boys back together. Let's go. And now I have to go back to Peter. Let's go. You have to go back to Capernicus full stack. Yeah, bro. Like we got we got everybody together now. So, I feel like that's what has to happen now, right? Like Yeah, we got all the guys and so like are we going to go and like I don't know like do miracles and [ __ ] I feel like that would be a good idea. It's it's a good time for that, isn't it? master. What are you doing here? You can't imagine how happy I am to welcome you under my humble roof. But I didn't expect you today. Peter, I am glad to see you too. You couldn't have expected me, for I have come to you with an unannounced visit. true. Then tell me, what brings you here? I was bored. I came be I came because I want you. I came because I want to invite the others here. I'll tell Andrew to help me prepare this gathering. Will Matthew come, too? Yes. I want him to be here as well. Fine. But James and John may grumble about Matthew's presence. Tom, too bad. And Simon the Zealot looks at him as if he could pierce him with his eyes. I'm going to deal with it. Doesn't matter. I know, my friend. That's exactly why I need them together. All right, I'll make sure everyone comes. Instigating. Someone has to keep order in this group. With Matthew counting every coin and Thomas doubting even his own breath, someone has to be the voice of reason. That Well, that's me, right? Cuz I'm like Jesus. That's why I chose you for this task. Oh, right. Go. Go to the appointed place. Anointed place. The river are plentiful this year. Fishermen are very happy. Okay, let's go up here. Let's let's go just go to the place. Oh, look who it is. Jesus knelt in silence, praying words known only to him and the Father. Damn. He asked that his followers love and be one as he and the father are one. Then he looked up at the sky and whispered, "Thy will be done." Shouldn't all the guys be here though? I feel like that's like the next case. Now what? Speak with Oh [ __ ] First assembly completing the Oh, we got the full set. All right. Well, it seems I managed to gather us all. We sit, we eat, but still don't know what this meeting is about. Usually, when Jesus invites us somewhere like this, it means something is about to happen. Yeah, it is. or that one of us is about to receive another lesson in humility. This time it's not me. At least not that I know of. No, it's not you, Baldi. It's probably about money. A meeting organized in such a hurry always ends up being about money. Well, who knows? You might be right, my friend. But just as well, it could be about miracles. Oh, is it about miracles? Today, it is neither about money nor miracles. This time it is about you. First of all, I want to thank you for coming here so quickly and so early. Well, it wasn't easy, but we're here. I just hope the news you have for us is worth coming at dawn. It is. It is important. For today, you will learn that each of you will go forth to proclaim the kingdom of God. For this great task, I have chosen those who have the courage to love others. But how, master? Us? You mean we should go alone? No, my dear Phillip. You will not go alone, but with the spirit who will guide you. But how are we supposed to do this? We're not like you. We can't heal. We can't even speak well to crowds. Some of us even barely tolerate company. Damn, Thomas is my boy. How about that? I did not choose you because you were ready. I chose you so that you might become ready. If we are to go somewhere, we must know where. The world is full of dangers. Romans, Pharisees, pagans, and fishermen without any experience in preaching. That's like him. When you find the where you find the poor, you will be needed. Where there is sickness, you will bring healing. Where there is darkness, there will also be light. Us. But how? You are the one who has the power. That's true. But the power I received from the Father can also flow through you. I want you to not only go to the people of Galilee, but to all who do not yet know that God loves them. By the way, I just totally made that part up. So, we are disciples. You are already my disciples, but from today you will also be my sent ones, my apostles. Apostles? That sounds serious. Indeed, brother. It sounds almost like berserk. All right, but can you tell us what exactly we are to do, master? You are to proclaim that the kingdom of heaven is near. Heal the sick, lift up those who have fallen. And if someone refuses to receive us, shake the dusk off your sandals and move on. You did not come to me with pride, but empty hands. And those who come with empty hands can have them filled. But master, how will we decide who should go where? Just make it up. Peter and Andrew, I send you to Naine. Your firmness will lead many. Andrew, your gentleness will heal the wounded. Separately, you will give much. Together, you will give what Naine needs most right now. Yes, master. Together, we are stronger. Right, brother? Right. My brother and I will do everything we can to fulfill your task. James and John, go together to Bethesda. It is your shore and your wind. James, your courage will awaken the sleepers. John, your love will hold those who are already leaving. Together, you will turn thunder into light. We'll go, master. I'll tell them that the word knows their names and that they are not just the weight of the nets. Okay, that that's good. And I will lift those afraid to cast aside their old nets. A fire will burn within them, not to destroy, but to guide. Damn. All right, let's go. Oops, just a second. Will I I think I messed up. Matthew, son of Levi, and you, Thomas, you will go to Capernicus. One of you knows the language and the customs of the Romans, and the other questions deeply and can lead doubters toward the light. Together, you will be a bridge, a heart to forgive, and a mind to explain. That's kind of a good idea. I'll start with my own house. That's a good idea. Invite tax collectors and those others avoid. I want mercy to be the first sign they see. I'll gather the testimonies of the healed and answer questions clearly and simply. If words alone are not enough, I'll ask them to do some good. James, you James and you, Jude, Thaddius, I send you south to Jerusalem. You two do not seek fame. James can listen and set things in order. Jude can lift the weary and reconcile the divided. We'll go, Master. I'll set days for prayer and teaching and keep records of alms so that no one is forgotten. I'll listen long and speak briefly. Okay, that's good. I'll speak with those who live in fear of people's opinions. Simons. Yeah. If a conflict arises,…

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