I WAS BORN FOR THIS..

There's a website, it's called OMogle, and it uses I I guess like a um I'm thinking like some sort of like facial tracking thing where it tells you like to to like rate somebody or something like this, right? Try it. Well, okay. So So here's a random guy, right? So So here we go. [laughter] He just got mogged, BRO. OH MY GOD, BRO. JESUS. 5.6 to 6.6. The [ __ ] Asmin Gold. Shut up. How am I getting mocked by the Roach King? I could give you an answer, but I get in trouble. [laughter] What's up? WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S GOING ON? What's wrong? What's wrong? What? What? I can't see you. Damn. Damn. Oh. Oh, bro. We got to go again. No, that's all right. THAT'S ALL RIGHT. NO, LET'S HIT HIM. LET'S HIT IT WITH HIM AGAIN. Oh my god. All right, we do one more. We do one more. Two for two. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, but am I am I going to the leaderboards? Is this what's going to happen? Oh my god. Okay, here we go. All right. Imagine you find Clav. Is this your new main game? I've got a better win rate on this game than any other game, I'll tell you that. Okay. Says requesting. All right. He He didn't go offline, did he? Are they afraid? Are are they like I mean because at this point right like I've had two guys roach out and this one like dude what's going on? Am I that guy? That that's insane. What's going on? Okay. Okay. All right. We're farming ELO like crazy. All right. We're going to find a new match. It's okay. All right. Here we go. H. All right. No. No. It's okay. Gold one in no time. Like, how am I winning? Like, I should not be winning. I shouldn't be W. I shouldn't be winning any of these. Okay. Here we go. All right. I think that dude I think this guy's going to beat me, bro. I think he is. Oh, bro, you can't do that. You can't do that. What are you doing that for? GG, bro. Do you want a rematch, bro? Rematch. Oh my god, bro. How am I winning these this? How is this happening? I don't know how this is happening. This is insane, guys. Guys, is is it There's something wrong here. This app's broken. Okay, here we go. Here we go. It's a girl. There's a girl. Shut up, [ __ ] Shut your [ __ ] mouth. So I got mocked No, no, it does. That doesn't count. That doesn't count. Obviously, it doesn't count to a girl. Like, everybody know I don't know why every woman isn't a lesbian, honestly. Like, I I do think like I I think men are naturally more attractive than women, but I think that women can be more attractive than men. I think that like on average uh men are more attractive. Okay, here we go. Oh [ __ ] bro. That kid got destroyed. Oh my god. 100. What a little loser [ __ ] Jesus. This is crazy. Rage quit. Yeah, you aborted him. He's young enough to be Yeah. Kid's like probably 15. The [ __ ] you do? Actually, honestly, he's probably like 21 and like my my my like framing is totally off cuz I've become old, right? Like that's is I I remember like I went back to college like after a few years of like not being in college and I was like, "Why does everybody look so young?" And it's like, whoa, how the [ __ ] did this happen to me, bro? Oh, here we go. Here we go. All Hello. How [snorts] we do? I'm going to be all right. Okay. All right. I mean, this dude, like, are you kidding me, bro? Okay. All right. I finally lost. Moged by a 10-year-old. Shut up, bro. Like, he cheated. I wasn't even looking at him. I did not even look at him, bro. Like, I had no idea. I got mogged, bro. Like, he got makeup kit on. What? He Wait, what? You can't use that? The angle matters. Wait a minute. Really? Wait. Ho, hold up, hold up. Let me Should I Should I zoom in? And by zoom in, I mean move up. What do I need to do? He stuck his chin out. Should I do that? 20% profile. So like like kind of like not like this, but like this. performance-enhancing makeup. Yeah, bro. He's cheating. He's cheating big time. Huge cheater. Okay, wait. What's this? Opponent left. Okay, fine. New match. Hammer the c the camera down on you. Don't do straight on and don't like I just do a full 180 for the best one. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. So, I'm going to go like this. I just I just I I I want to understand this. Oh my gosh. You really understand that? [screaming] This little [ __ ] kid. [crying] I'm going to get Bro, [crying] what does he even say? The guy judging you. Oh no, I can't lose. What? What the hell is an oak? What the heck? Wait, is that an actual live guy? Why is he laughing? Yeah. What are you laughing at, bro? Shut the hell up. [laughter] Oh my god. I'm gonna die. Is this going to work? I I don't know. I got I got back from work. You don't There's no way this kid's old enough to have a job. Omega. Gosh, they're back today. Get off. It's like messed up. Weird, bro. Give me a minute. Give me a minute. I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave. How do I leave? Cuz it's not working. That's the reason why it's not working. Skip. I don't know. I don't know where a skip button is. Your scan. I don't Alt F4. Well, no. I think maybe reload. Maybe I pressed reload. Okay, that's good. So, like All right. All right. Real quick. Like, so so I just I want y'all to understand like Oh, I'm just not going to show it. Okay. All right. All right. All right. The new angle sucks. Okay. So, what should I do? What should I do? Cuz like I I want to make sure that I get this right. Relax the eyebrows. old angle, but I didn't really change it. Like, I don't know how I don't, guys. I don't know what I did differently. I I'm not sure what I did differently. That's the problem. Oh, yes. name is that win. Did I win? Nope. I won, right? Buy me crophone. BUY ME. HOW? HOW? HOW THE [ __ ] ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO DO ONE MORE. I'm doing one more, then I'm done, bro. [snorts] I'm done with this [ __ ] Oh my god. I got mogged like crazy. How did that happen? He cheated. Did he? Like I I don't know how it works. All right. All right. All right. Here we go. Okay. One more. Last one. [laughter] Yo, show your face, bro. Light. Light. I'm going to lose, bro. I'm getting mogged so hard. I'm too locked. I'm lagging. Crap. How long is this going to take? Is this going to take? Why does he keep walking? Like this is crazy. I can't. Yo, are y'all vlogging? No, I don't have my [laughter] Yo, subach. Damn, bro. Am I old already? What the [ __ ] Okay, bro. Why are you still on there, bro? I had to win this match. Yeah, you Let me mo him. Let me Yeah, you got you. You sub, Henry. All right, Henry. The highest I got was like an 8.4. You little [ __ ] I peaked at [laughter] 8.4. Wait, that's a streamer. I just realized, dude, how long does this go for? I don't know. This is the longest match I've ever played. You got a Mog, bro. Are you a streamer? Let me step back in. Let me back. I was a 7.8, bro. Hold up. Hold up. Yo, the uh video. I'm trying to I'm trying to win. My legs, bro. Yo, can I win this match, bro? I'm pretty sure it's still going on. Is that a streamer, bro? Already, bro. Are you a streamer? Sub Chris in, bro. Let me see. He [laughter] looks like I think this pre-recorded. He looks like Asmin. Wait, it says Asmin. It says Asmin. YO, WHAT THE NO. WAIT, IS THAT actually dead ass? Is that No way. This has to be recorded. This [laughter] has to be Oh [ __ ] Is that actually him, bro? Dude, that guy kind of looks No [ __ ] way. I think this [ __ ] went offline. Okay, it didn't work. All right. All right. All right. All right. We'll do I want one more. I want one more. One more good match and then we're done. One more good match. We got to move on. All right. Okay, let let me go take off your headset like uh like this. I don't think that really matters, does it? I mean, it's mainly your face. Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it. No, no, I'll do it. All right, we we got one one more. One more. One more. One more. Good one. Chin up. Okay. Yeah. Chin up. Chin up. Chin up. Because the camera is pointing down at me. So, like I I don't want to make sure that uh you know I don't have a wrong angle on me. Okay. Here we go. I won't be able to hear them. I'm about to go hard as [ __ ] bro. Like, oh my god, bro. Okay. Did that win? Did that win? I don't think so. I don't think so. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] God damn it. Okay, bro. I got mogged like crazy. What an app. I love this. This is so funny to me. It is. It's so [ __ ] funny to me, man. Chopped. I know. And uh wow. So I'm negative, dude. I'm negative 64 ELO. That's bad. Holy [ __ ] guys. And uh you got to come up more. Yeah. And uh it tells you uh your current score on the top left. Yeah. I'm -64, so not good at all. I I I think also like I mean the I don't know. There might be something I'm doing wrong, but like I don't know how it rates them or anything like that, but XQC really. I don't know. But yes. Anyway, it was fun. Yeah, exactly. It was It It's It's really I'm going to be real. It was so [ __ ] funny for me to see a bunch of those retards on the bus. Like, that used to be me, man. Except for we didn't have phones. Like, bunch of retards on the bus sitting around [ __ ] around. Bro, if Dude, man, if I could go back, man, if I could go back, you did pretty good. I guess I just didn't expect that. And it was your lighting. I think honestly, yeah, I think I'd be a PSL 10 if it wasn't for the light. I think it was the lighting that really like I got mogged by the lighting. Okay. Like uh that's what it was. And uh trying to mo the Yeah. And the thing is too, like I'm 35, right? I mean, if I can mo like a 19-year-old guy, I feel like that's pretty impressive. Like if I if I win any of those, that's really really good. So, I'm not feeling too bad about that at