So I played the new Diablo 4..

Damn, we got the new one now. All right, so create new character and we are 100% going to play the warlock. This is the new character. Warlocks harness ritualistic power to conquer the fires, darkness, and denisens of hell. Uh, exploited demons, wrathful devastation, insiduous domination. Okay, Paladins's new, too. No, I'm doing Warlock, bro. Like we're doing Warlock 100%. She's perfect. No, she's not. She looks like the main character of a new AAA video game. Okay. So, wait. Uh I guess this one's nipples are showing. So, this is the male. Okay. Uh yeah, let's go with that. All right. So, we have Okay. Uh this guy Asian. No. H. I think we start with this. Let me customize. Okay, here we go. And skin tones. Let's see. Let's make this accurate. I think actually that's pretty accurate. And eye color. I have brown eyes. Okay, good. Face variations. Okay, let's change. Let's look at the different face variations. Uh I think I actually I think four is probably the best one, right? Like yeah, I would say four cuz like I mean this is an Asian guy. This is looks kind of more like a black guy. Like I would say this definitely like for just like your typical uh you know I don't know your typical white guy. Like it's either number four or number one, right? And so okay, eye color. All right, that's good. And next. Okay, so hairstyle. All right, let's see what we've got with hairstyles. All right. And bald, obviously. Okay. Well, we're not going to go with bald, very clearly. What else besides that? Okay. Oh, looks like really This is the way I wish my hair looked. Okay. Um, this is like [ __ ] My Chemical Romance. We're not going to go with this either. And this is Oh god. Oh, bro. What are all these emo [ __ ] haircuts? Jesus. What the [ __ ] is all of this? Oh my god. Oh Jesus. What the [ __ ] is going on? This. No, I don't want this. What the [ __ ] is this? Oh my god. No. Uh, no. That's a girl's haircuts. That's another Where are all the girl hair? I'm so sick of these girl haircuts. Okay, maybe. No, this is also a girl haircut. This is a girl hair. They're all What the [ __ ] Every hairstyle is for girls. I guess I'm going to go with this one. I I I guess we'll go with this. Like this is just I don't know. Either this one. Okay. What do you guys think? This one or this one? I think this one shows more of my forehead. So, it's more accurate to me, right? What do you think? Two. Yeah, I mean something like that. I've got a pretty big [ __ ] forehead. And uh Yeah, we'll go with two. What? Like what is all these women's [ __ ] hairs? This is ridiculous. Okay. Anyway. All right. So, let's go back and facial hair. Okay. This is what matters. Okay. Where's his [ __ ] eyebrows? All right. So, no. That's That's too much. That does kind of look good, though. I don't like that. Looks stupid. That looks stupid, too. Jesus. What the [ __ ] No. Oh my. That's Johnny Depp. Damn. No, we're not going with that. Uh, no. I don't like that. I don't like this. I don't like that. I think that I think we got to go with this one. I do. I I think this is the best one that we can get. What do you guys think? Yeah. I mean, this is basically about it, right? Cuz like this guy I mean I just Yeah, that's not I mean I don't really have a clean shaven fade. I haven't done that in [ __ ] years, right? And so uh yeah, let's not go with that. All right, next. And we'll move on. Okay. Four for the hair. I forgot even what four was. Okay. Select. All right. That's good. And why is it Why am I not able to do next? Okay, that's good. Oh, hair color. I'm going to be honest, guys. I think that's about as good as it's going to get. like uh yeah, I mean maybe like h how I don't know. What do you guys think? Like dark deep brown or chest? Like which one? Gray? I don't have that much gray hair. Honestly, that goes kind of hard. What do y'all think about that? Maybe that'd be good. No, honestly, this is going to be me. I think I've got about like I'm going to be honest, a lot of my friends all have gray hair. Like, at this point, they all have gray hair. And I feel like I'm lucky. Like my [ __ ] is it is not like that at all. Like I am chilling. We are good. You know, we don't have I I got a few of them. Like I mean if you look in the mirror I got a few of them but it's nothing like that. Two years. Yeah. Maybe make the hair long. I can't I can't do that. This is the best that we can do. Are you dying your hair? No, I don't dye my hair. Um let me see. Okay. Makeup. All right. What do you have for makeup? All right. No makeup. Uh, gay gay gay gay gay gay. Yeah. Okay. So, what else do we have here? Um, are any of these interesting? No, bro. Like, I I just No. No. We're just going to go with no makeup. Like, I mean, this is I mean, to be fair, this is kind of cool. I don't know, bro. Like this is just I mean who does this? Oh, he's wearing lipstick. I'm totally out. I'm completely out. Lipstick. Absolutely not. I have no problem wearing eyeliner. I will not wear li lipstick. It's [ __ ] disgusting. Okay, jewelry. All right, what do we have for jewelry? Can we give him nipple piercings? Um, I literally do not give a [ __ ] about this. Uhoh. Oh jeez. Oh. Oh wow. That's bad. Okay. Um I think we're going to do Oh jeez. Okay. Let's do absolutely [ __ ] nothing because it's weird. All right. Next jewelry gay. I know. I know. All right. So, we have the markings. Okay. Uh I don't really I mean, if he's a warlock, should he have some kind of stupid [ __ ] like that on his face? What do you guys think? like I I I don't know. Yes. I don't know, guys. Like, I feel like this is kind of stupid. I That's stupid as [ __ ] bro. Like, no. We're not gonna go with that. That's dumb as hell. All right. So, next. Okay. Uh, choose the campaign state. Okay. Uh, where is this here? Okay, Laura Hatred. Okay, this is me right here. Start. Okay, so this is this is the new one. This is with the bad guy. Okay. Okay, I I get it. Um, and then seasonal. Why does it not let me do it? So, is it going to like is it going to like happen or what? 10 minutes. Okay, I'll come up with a name then. Starts in 10 minutes. No, it's all right. No character, maybe. Yeah, I got it. I got to wait 10 minutes. It's okay. John Warlock. John Warlock. I haven't played the Warlock at all. I don't know what to expect. I think it's probably going to be a lot like a necromancer, and I know how to play that. So, uh, I'm just going to play it like a necromancer. That's what my plan is. The hair is ugly. That's the way I I had my hair like that in high school and then it started falling out and then I had to change it. Like I honestly like I I that's the way the so the way I wanted to have my hair is um it was uh like [ __ ] uh like Varian Ren and I remember like I thought his hair was so cool and wow. And so I grew my hair out really long but then it started falling out and it didn't work. I thought that was badass. What was that? Israeli necklace. Oh, wait. That's Israel. Wait, that's that pointy thing Israel has. Oh, [ __ ] Bro, they're everywhere. Oh my god. And they said there was a guy named Beao in the game, right? Oh, bro. I knew it. I knew it. Somebody send this to Candace Owens. And you get to play a warlock that controls demons. Oh, dude. I don't know what we I I I don't know if we can handle this. Yeah, it's a Jewish game, I guess. So, send it to Erica Kirk. Yeah. Waiting on the uh on the timer for this to start with the camera top right. I I'll move it when I get in the game. Oh, I'm gonna wait for that. Go back and pick number two long hair. This is number two long hair. It is like the number three uh had less of the forehead. Uh I have a pretty big forehead. I don't know why. I I really don't, but I just do. You know, that's just the way it is. That was three. Well, I'm not changing it again. Like, this is the way it is now. This is it. It's done. It's [ __ ] done. Israel's six-pointed stars. Yeah. Uh what is this like one two three four five six? See? Yeah. I mean I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. Like is there like some kind of like a a thing? Like what do you mean? You you trying to go a ball spot? Why don't you relax? Yeah, like there it is. That's my guy. I do feel like uh you know now which character visually represented me the best. I hate to say it, but it was the necromancer. It was. And even better than that was the necromancer minion. But like no, overall this is like, you know, it's again it's basically uh you know, I guess maybe this would be me if I worked out a lot, right? I mean, maybe, right? But otherwise, uh probably not. Maybe maybe the hair. I've I've got to get a hair transplant, man. I do. I'm strongly like I I actually I basically made up my mind that I'm going to do it. I have. Or at least get a consultation so they tell me what what's going on, right? No, I am like I mean I I feel like it's it's the right decision. Will you stream it? I don't know if they let me. I might make a video of it. I think that like a lot of things like any IRL event I actually don't like doing live. The reason why is that you just have people that try to annoy you and they try to like uh you know like go to the venue or uh you know like somehow interact with the stream like uh you know physically and it and the problem isn't really that it happens to me. Like I don't give a [ __ ] about that, right? It is what it is. But the problem really is that, you know, like there are people that are at the restaurant that I'm at or at an event and they get annoyed or [ __ ] with because of me being there and it's just weird, right? Like I don't want to have a business get collateral damage because I happen to be there. So that that's that's really the way I see it. Or they'll spam call a clinic is a bad idea. Yeah, exactly. I don't want to do that. So I I I think that any sort of IRL stuff I would record ahead of time. You have to be in stealth. Maybe you have to take fin trade if you're going to get a transplant or equip your seating. Uh yeah, I understand. But like um I the thing is that some people say that well you can't do that or it'll like uh mess with like you know your like your dick won't work or that won't happen to me. It won't. I tell you right now, it's not going to happen. It's guaranteed. Guaranteed not going to [ __ ] happen. So, I'm not I'm not even worried about it. Would it matter? Why don't you shut the [ __ ] up? How about that? How about that? How about you shut the [ __ ] up? Huh? Supply it topically. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I'd have to look into it. Uh, but you could take pills away whenever you get old. Yeah, I don't know. And uh, betans think it wouldn't happen to him either. That's different. That's different. Yeah, totally different. How does that minoxid try it myself? I want your opinion. No, I haven't tried that at all. You getting fake hair. I think that there is aura. There is aura with being in shape with a skulllet like Hulk Hogan. Like if you have strong facial facial features that guy like I mean and the thing is but the problem is that like at that point you're like other guys think that looks really cool. Women do not. They don't care about that at all. They don't like that at all. Like now there's you know other guys like D that guy looks [ __ ] badass. But like yeah they don't. No, 10 minutes have passed. No, it's 3 minutes left. It's uh it's 6:27 right now. So, it's 3 minutes until the season's supposed to begin. Uh let me make a character name. Okay. Uh no pills either. Who cares about women? I care about my fail males opinion. For me, it's the opposite. I only like I let my girlfriend decide what my hair was going to be like. I don't care what my hair looks like. I mean, I don't want her to be fat. And she wasn't fat, so I might as well let her pick the hair. Yeah. No, really. I don't care. Give a [ __ ] Yeah, Sam. Well, I don't know. Like, I mean, it it's not Yeah. I mean, that that I don't think it's really that crazy. Like, yeah, it it's really not like I don't think it that that's that's when they start running your life. No, they start that as soon as you start talking to them. That's it. What was Hogan's probably biggest uh scrutiny? I I don't know. It's not that big of a deal. Yeah. What if she chose Syuno hair? That's all right. I don't give a [ __ ] Yeah, I wouldn't give a [ __ ] Like, that's fine. I had hair like that when I was 20, but I was already receding, so it didn't really look that good. I stopped doing it. like uh yeah, I I had hair like I didn't really have that much hair then and so like it didn't really look that good. I like Justin Bieber hair. It's just like hair is like all the way down. I have like maybe a few photos. At least you can grow a beard. A bald with no facial hair is like egg as [ __ ] Yeah, it is. It's very odd. All right, we got one minute. One minute till this [ __ ] starts. Let's get it. I'm ready. ready to play this [ __ ] game. Your hair must have been amazing in the 80s. Oh yeah, when I was 20. Why don't you shut the [ __ ] up? All right. Come on. Come on. Let me in. Let me Let me in. Let me in. It's 6:29. Come on, bro. Let's do it. Get me in the game. Pepe W got to restart. No, no, it's going to start it in just a minute. I'm not restarting. I already restarted. I'm about to do it right now. Blizzard always on time. This one's going to be special. They're going to be on time this time for sure. Go back to accessories. I'm not going to do that. Like, I don't want to [ __ ] around with this character creator anymore. I think my guy is totally [ __ ] fine. Like, I'm beginning to get attached to him. I think this is the like I don't like the fact that like there was like 20 hairstyles and like 16 of them were for women. And like honestly I I guess bald is right like Will Smith's wife was [ __ ] bald. So like why is like is all women hairstyle like the the way I can tell if a game is made for men or made by men or women is I look at the amount of uh beard choices. And if there's three it's made by women. If there's 33 it's made by men. That's the difference. Go back one screen. Actually, I probably should do that next. No, it doesn't let me. That was a good idea. It's 631. It's 631. Let's go. Come on. Come on, bro. Like, whoa, whoa, wait. Close. Wait. Close. Close. I I I I reset the game, man. No, no, no, no. I like I in Guys, guys, y'all want me to restart? I I I don't No, I don't believe you guys. I don't believe you guys. I'm in. No, you're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. Check their streamers. I I don't want to right now. Restart the computer, brother. Rex just restarted. Okay. Where was I at? All right. Four bottom middle. Okay. Um uh 3 10 uh bottom chest. Okay, there it is. Okay. 1 one zero. Okay. I I I change the campaign state. Okay. I restart. I should restart. I should just restart. I should just restart. I should just restart. I should just I should just restart, right? Should I should I restart or not? I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm restarting. I'm restarting. I'm I restarted. I restarted. I'm restarting right now. I'm restarting right now. Please. Please. Please. Bro, like come on. No, no. If it No, no, no, no, no, no. It was not like that was not a bad decision. Like I I know I made the right call there. I know I made the right call. I I just I believe it. I I believe in myself. Come on. Please. Please, bro. Please. Okay. Okay. Okay. Close. Close. Okay. Create new character. All right. All right. Warlock. Confirm class. Okay. Male. And then we're going to start with this thing. Okay. Customize. And then we're going to go to here. And then we're going to go to there. And then we're go to here. And then we're going to go to uh here. And then we're going to go to All right. All right. All right. Uh facial hair, it was going to be uh right here. Uh yeah, that was it. Okay. And then hair color was this. And then next. Okay. And makeup was zero. Uh jewelry was zero. And then markings was zero as well. Markings color doesn't matter. Okay. All right. This is the same guy, right? Okay. Hey, you guys were actually right. Okay, let's do All right, perfect. Let's do it. And it is starting. Penitent. Which one should I do? hard torment for. No, it doesn't let you. Yeah, like you can go up to penitent, but I don't have any legendaries. Like I I don't have any legendaries. Let me see what happens. I I go all the way in, bro. Hardest difficulty. I'm that guy. Sacrifice so much. Yet the war for sanctuary is far from over. It started with Lilith and Inaris, the creators of Sanctuary. Damn. They each have their own twisted plans. I remember this. This is a good sematic. Most of all, I have not come to save, but to empower. Our only hope was a wanderer who'd been fed the demon's blood. That was me. With Lilith was the key to unraveling her plans. Others joined the cause. fat. You got Suge Knight in the game. For better or worse. Together, we learned that Lilith wanted more than to empower humanity. She aimed to consume her father, Meisto, the lord of hatred. That's the bad guy. Being reborn in hell. He is still weak, vulnerable. I must strike before he can resist. She hoped to claim his power for century, but even more for herself. Yet, Meisto had a part left to play. Damn. He sent his herald to help the wanderer stop Lilith. A devil's bargain we'd hoped to avoid at all costs. So, we got finessed. We pursued Lilith without him as far as we could into the very depths of hell. And we paid for it dearly. Was it enough? In the end, we had no choice but to accept Mesto's help. Your lives and those of all humanity depend on what you do next. Choose wisely. And she put him in the ice cube. Wanted freedom, but Nell imprisoned him in the soul stone, denying Lilith her prize. Uh-oh. The wanderer struck her down. With her last breath. That was me, by the way. She warned us of a dire future. Without me, you would have no victory. I pray she was wrong. Set out to prove it. Determined to bury the lord of hatred for good. I can't blame her for going alone. For not wanting to lose anyone else. Mhm. But Meisto's corruption soon took hold. Uh-oh. Let's go. You made a choice. He looks so cool. Lucky the wanderer found her and helped her to endure it. Just this is the last expansion who yet lingered in their own veins. Together they found what Nel had been searching for. The tomb of Acarat. Final resting place of sanctuary's holy prophet. Oh, it was a prison. Meistol might never have escaped, though. He would not go easily. I will give you the violence you long for. I hated this boss. Remember how much I hated that [ __ ] The wanderer defeated his Harold. Yeah. After like 10 attempts, himself slipped through their grasp and into a new vessel, the body of Aarat. Now the lord of hatred walked sanctuary as a false prophet. Our damnation in the guise of salvation. With no time to rest or to grieve. Duty demands we rise again. I didn't know he took over Aarat's body for all we have. I forgot about that. It's a long intro. Yeah. I mean, it's good that they have that to catch everybody up so people are like, "Well, what the [ __ ] How does this work?" That's a vessel of hatred. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. Acat's a vessel. See? Yeah. should do a TV series. Yeah. This is so [ __ ] badass. Nope. There he is. See, every once in a while, even now, Blizzard cooks. All those who touch the stone. Every once in a while. Same fate. No. No. I need more time. What happened to her hand? I didn't know you could train pigeons. Time. The only thing I thought they knew how to train is get McDonald's fries. Nothing in those scrolls will save you, Nel, but I can. Oh, I want nothing from you. You've seen You can eat them. You can. You are a part of me. But I can make better use of you. I have seen what awaits. I will stop you. I am untouchable. You think you have power here? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I could do this for an eternity. Nel, I don't see that you have a choice, but I'd like you to say yes. What a nice guy. You're right. I am a part of you. I was trapped in your mind. You dream. And when you do, an ocean of twisted horrors floods your mind. Yeah, cuz he's like a demon. The sun blotted from the sky. And the darker it got, the brighter the rage of man burned. Hatred would rain. I was lost. But in that chaos, I found your greatest fear. And I will tell everyone. Oh, child, what could I possibly fear? And the weak were made strong. The pack of lambs would feast on their shepherd. The prophecy. Oh, be careful, little one. Then comes a spear of light piercing hatred's heart, raised to the ground by a murder son. Stop. I command you. you could have been so much more. Rage baited her. Oh. My god, she I don't even know. I I don't even know like it's a dream sequence. I have no idea. What have you done? Let them come. Damn. Damn. Let them rise up, feeding the flames of unrest. It will not matter. Oh, is this part new? For I am the light. I don't even know. Oh, no. This is this the end of it. Yeah. Well [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh there. There I am. Holy [ __ ] Okay. Akarat walked these streets. All right. So what what is what does I do? Glorious to behold. Uh investigate Akarat's movements. Troubled old man. Perhaps speak to Lorat can bring some light into your heart. Where is he? Perhaps can bring some light into your eyes. Bugar will. Oh, there it is. I was hoping to find his friend. That's me. Knew you'd be on Ararat. Why am I green? Why am I green, bro? Like, good to see you, Lor. Where have you been? Where have I been? Too damn far. The highlight. All right, I'll get rid of it. Looking for knowledge relics. I didn't know that was the way it worked. Fisto in the end. It wasn't enough. I just wanted us to have another way forward in case things didn't go as planned. Oh, they didn't. We could have used you in the hauntu. That's the place that I went to. How it turned out. The soul stone the fisto taking on the guise of our you were keami. Yeah, I know in a way. Yes. That's why I've been looking for you. Camera fix. Let me let me get back. There was one for you, too. Here. Your hand is trembling. Read the letter. What' she say? Hello, my friend. I wondered what I would write to you if this moment ever came. I thought about sharing my research, the things I had discovered. A pigeon can only carry so many. Is she dead now? Like, so is Nel dead? I don't even know. Say most is this. Thank you for believing in me. Wow. Even when I didn't believe in myself. Aw, how nice. Thank you for giving me hope. Yeah, we can hope. Yeah, we don't want any girls in the game, bro. Like, let's be honest. Why did she send this? Where is she? She dead. Not for hope. Wait, what? We should find a place to sit down and we can Okay, just tell me what is happening. It's better if I show you. Come with me. Oh, this could be a cinematic. That's good. Here, let me go right now real quick and let me turn that thing off. Okay, so sound, background sound. I'm going to turn that on. Okay, save changes. Okay. Uh, graphics. Where's the the character highlight? Um, yeah. All this is turned on. Quality preset. Well, this should be on ultra, right? I mean, it shouldn't even matter because everything's all all turned up anyway, Yeah. Everything's already turned up anyway. Okay. So, Well, no, it's already turned up. It doesn't matter. Okay. So, controls. Is that it? Yeah. No, I'm All I'm trying to do is figure out like highlight player. damn. All I'm trying to do is find out where this is. this green overlay. Okay, let me turn that off. Got it. Now we good this way. Okay, let's go. Turn on baby mode. I might have to turn on um this place like make it easier. An old Kajistani archive. Nel found something here. A lead. A way to stop Meto. To break the cycle. Mhm. That's how she put it in her letter. To break the cycle. I came here as fast as I could. I thought I'd find her husband over scrolls, but she's dead. Dead. What happened? He got her. He took her from us. So, she's dead. I've said my goodbyes. Your turn now. Okay. Let me do a little bit of this. How about we do a little bit of this? How about that? Okay. So, uh let's see here. All right. Let me go into here. Oh, damn. She got packed up. I'm sorry. Is that it or [ __ ] god pieces [ __ ] god [ __ ] damn it. All right. All right. Let me try to log back. I'm trying to log back into the game now. They don't let me back in the game. The [ __ ] is this? Error 37, bro. Like that's some What? Just let me back in. Yeah, right. Whatever. I don't care. Just let me back in the game. Are you kidding me? Is this a joke? Oh my god. Restart. I'm afraid of restarting. You broke the game already. I guess my character's not done saving. Like, what do you need to save? It's over, bro. This is a typic typical season launch for Diablo. I haven't played a Diablo season in a long time. This is the first time. Kick me out as well. Okay, I'll do this for like maybe two more minutes and then if this doesn't work, I'll restart the game. I just don't know why it's happening. Same thing happened to me. The game's over. Yeah, I guess so. We had a good time. So Nel's dead. Well, that's what she gets. Shouldn't have put meto in the in the crystal. Shouldn't have done it. It was a bad decision. There it is. Okay. All right. All right. See, here we go. All right. So, I got to go back. True. And I got to talk to this guy again. You look troubled, old man. Okay. Give me a minute. I got I can just click through this, right? So, there's wrath and domination. Used to summon demons, regenerate used to summon skills, generate all certain souls every time. Okay. Ah. All right. I was hoping to find you here, friend. Knew you'd be on. Yeah. Okay. All right. So, can I I can just skip through all this, right? Where have I been? Okay. There it is. All right. This way. And let me talk to him. Okay. And all right. So, now we see if we can do it again. Hey, I sorry. I thought you were free from his grasp. If I'd known you, weren't I? Damn it. Shouldn't they bury the [ __ ] I will make Mesto pay for this. Jeez. I will make that bastard pay. We both will, my friends. We both will. When I found her here, she looked at peace. She didn't fear him in those last moments. And neither should we. Yeah, that's right. We want to make Mefisto pay. Then we need to know what Nel discovered. There's a magic crystal sword that we have to hit him with. I tried searching. Oh, I got to click on everything. I couldn't focus. Okay. Uh Narell's Defiance are worsening. The spear of light. What's the spirit of life? My insights are wrath of spear. Okay. I thought I had rid myself of search the clues. But maybe he was always lurking here waiting. Oh, it's doing the dialogue. That's why this is all a cruel game to him. There's an overlay lap. You press M for map. Oh, that's nice. That's really nice. The spear of light piercing. Speak with Loras heart. She figured out Rathma's prophecy is more than just rubbish. Oh, this what Nel was was doing. The stove is bound for the Sco Isles. Sco? What's that? Nel believes a weapon lies there that can stop him. One forged by Lilith. It makes sense. Sco is where Lilith and Inarius created mankind. Could be where she created this weapon, too. Did she make an ultimate weapon to stop [ __ ] something about an oracle? Is that it? the hand that can open the way. Oracles, prophecies, ready. Can we get to the part where I hit things with the dagger? But I can't. I'm ready to visit any trace of what she'd found. When are we going to do it? That means she was on to something. That means she died for a reason. And that means it falls to us to finish what she started. That is how we honor her. Yes. Gather your supplies and meet me in backwater somewhere far from his private eyes. I'll book passage to the aisles. All right, that sounds good. Okay. Oh, I'm level two. Okay, so uh Hey, skill tree. All right, so Oh my god. All right. So, I can do a helion sting, whip a demon tail, doom, burst a sigil, molten bomb, command fallen, summon a Oh, I'm going to summon this guy. Uh, okay. So, I'm going to bring them in. All right, that's good. And Oh, damn. They added a bunch of new [ __ ] huh? God damn. Oh, wow. Okay. Summon a lunatic. Yeah. Okay. Uh, meet Lauras in Backwater. All right. Let's Okay. All right. So, I'm back over here and let's go talk to him. No, it's not. Where's he at? There he is. Nal is a grass. Thank you. Thank you, bald. Now, what? We will avenge her. I that we will. Yes. I just wish I had. Damn it. Will you shut up? Sorry. It's It's our old friend in the tree of whispers. Ever since I stepped foot in the swamp, I can hear the voices. Oh, that's like the bottom of the map, I can feel it. Yeah, I remember that. Change in the bones of the world. A storm on the horizon. And they're reeling in it. Elon Musk finishes season. You're going to finish your chat time. We have a problem and we need to be prepared. You're going to finish your time in chat. I made this talisman to help Nal. I hope it did in some way, but it's yours now for whatever awaits us. All right, I secured a place. A talisman horror relic. Uh, equip seals and charms to awaken the the charm of them. Uh, charm slots each. Okay, so these are like what? Gems or some [ __ ] like this. Okay, a full set. All right. Uh, magic seal. Uh, where is my harad cube? Uh, what is this? Is there like a separate [ __ ] tab for Like I I don't know what the [ __ ] Like, is there something I was supposed to do here? It's supposed to be a talis, but talis must be on your neck. Uh, season [ __ ] it. Who cares, bro? Like, it's a tab. Is it reoquaries? God, what the [ __ ] Like I I Oh my Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's a tab on a character sheet. Okay. Uh character. Oh, I didn't even see Oh, talis man. Okay. Hordric cube. Okay, good. All right, so that's good. And let's go over here. has poisoned this world and only Akarat must beware those who sully Akarat's name. All right, let's go. Loras these very docks. Let's go. We got to go on an adventure now, right? Nay. Nay, who's nay? Darkerat's favor or are you driven by dark item on the ground? Wait, no, I didn't. I didn't drop anything on the ground in this I I didn't drop anything on the ground. I dropped something on the ground. Guys, I dropped something on the ground. That was really bad. Okay. All right. Well, we got it. Okay. So, I didn't see that. I I didn't know what that was. Not the preacher. He's just another fool. What troubles me is this talk of an eclipse. The planning a spectacle of some kind, and I'd wager it'll be much darker than any of these people expect. No use talking them out and going to Sco, though. We adore Acarat and the scariest part is it's no spell. Damn. So he's pretending to be him. Real miracles. He's playing the part of benevolent pro. So they think he's the guy it very damn well. Once we get to Scovos, we'll need to act fast. Come on. You going to fight [ __ ] today? Yeah. I'm going to fight the dialogue. Oh, it's the first actual cinematic. What are all these [ __ ] doing on the boat? Bunch of [ __ ] doing [ __ ] around doing nothing. They sitting there. I bet probably took a long time to make a boat like that, right? Like years. Go back to Scoville. At least I didn't make too many enemies. I feel like we're going to have to fight somebody on this boat. Bro, tell me you're not outlawing Scovos. Not this time. No. Believe it or not, I'm rather close to the Amazon queen of the Amazon queen. Her name is Adriana. How close? As close as a Roger can get to anyone. We haven't seen each other in years. She'll remember me. Just hope she remembers the good things. We'll need her help to track down this weapon made by Lilith. But time is short. Fisto is days ahead of us. He'll have a foothold on the aisles. I wonder what this game is like. Brought something for that, too. The sightless eye. It once belonged to the Oracle of Scoville and Nel. People say there's gameplay. Not sure why or I'm not sure, but we'll find out. There you are. The old man with not a dark impos. Ooh. And the stranger with something unspeakable in theirs. This fool again. Mind giving us some privacy. Yeah, shut up, [ __ ] Nothing is hidden from his eyes and ears. Even this vast sea is so small compared to him. And we are even smaller. Just little people in little boats swept up in the tide. And my master, he is the t. Oh [ __ ] I'm have to fight something. I knew it. I knew it, bro. Dude, I definitely should have I I I definitely should have gone. And I need to change the difficulty. I got to change difficulty. It's way too much. Hit him with the bombs. Level three. Yeah, this is way too hard. I I like this is actually meant for view of like full gear. Here, let me wait. I I got to change it for to where it's not on full gear. How do I change the difficulty? How How does I do it? You can't. All right. All right. Let's go. Jesus Christ, bro. I'm sweating and it it's a tutorial. How am I sweating on the tutorial? The city's angry. This is crazy. Bernie. Okay, I I I got to level up. Okay, so now we got All right. All right. So, what we got? Uh, burst forth. Send forth a demon skull. Send forth a shadowy chain. Summon the fires of hell. Smash down four demons into the ground. Uh, I think that I I think this is good, right? Like I I think we're going to use the fire thing. Yeah. Okay. All right. What do you want, little loser [ __ ] No. Just scared out of my wits. I knew we should have bought the cat for good luck. No one would listen to me. Where's the summons? I'm going to bring them in. Stay hidden while we clear the Okay, let's do it. I'm going to break this out. Okay, so what does this do? We can't reach the armor. Something's running over them. Crazy. Where my demons? That did a lot. 17 damage. No, no. I'm I'm I'm fixing to pop off. It's not just the scalies. There's something moving. The scalies. They call them that. Stay together. Right. Get out of that. Dude, this is This is too hard. I want to change it. I'm going to die on the first boss. Look at the damage. It said it's for people with like full legendaries. I don't even have any I don't have any gear. I'm sweating on this tutorial, guys. This is it. This is outrageous. Good. Okay, now take a breath and Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. So, Oh [ __ ] Wait. Oh, now they got the lead. Oh, I didn't realize that wasn't my health. I thought that was my health. Okay. I'm I'm hit with the demons. Oh, bro. Like I I triangled them. That That's why I killed him so fast. Stay around here while we chat the rest of the day. So, it's the blue one is my health. What kind of [ __ ] video game has the red bar that isn't your health? What kind of a What kind of a red bar isn't your health bar? What is this [ __ ] [ __ ] The dumbest [ __ ] game I ever played in my life. So, wait a minute. I I got I got to level up my guys. I got here. Let me go in. Okay. I don't like the fact that I I I don't like I I can get my guys out. Where my demons? Where my demons out? No. Here. Okay. So, we need another spell. We need another spell. Wall of agony. Summon and fuse five demons. Wait. Summon a tortured demon. Creates a shadowy totem. Okay. I want a shadowy demon. Okay. And then I'm also going to use command following deals one damage for each demon you have active. So what's 1% time zero? I'm going to go with I'mma go with let me just see what this spell does. Oh no. Oh, this kind of cool. That's kind of cool. It's like a hydra. Okay. Who's this loser? This is the first This is going to be a boss. Boss 100%. I knew it's a boss. See, I could tell cuz is in an area where there would be boss. There. Bring out the big dick. Bring out the big dick. Oh, [ __ ] He got He got the little boy. He got little ones out. Move out of that. there it is. I got to heal. It's one crab, bro. One crab. One crab struggling on one crab. I'm out of mana. I'm out of juice. Come on. There it is. I'm actually that guy. Oh, I don't have my gear equipped. I didn't have my gear equipped. Oh, that's why I was doing low damage. That's what happens. Okay, so I think we're going to put more points into Damn, there's a lot of this. There's like no way, right? There's like no way I have to do that again. There's like no chance I have to do that again, right? There's like 0% chance. How is it that like this is the same problem I had like 15 years ago? Like it's beenif it's been 15 [ __ ] years. High Hallelujah. All right, I'm back. Give me back. I got to get my meal plan in here. I got uh brownies, cookies, cupcakes, and beef jerky. No [ __ ] way. No. Literally no [ __ ] way. How does this happen to me? I mean, I I don't understand. am Am I just getting [ __ ] in the ass? Never thought I'd go. Is that my whole life? At least I didn't make too many enemies then. Don't tell me I have to sit here and watch this whole thing, right? Not this time. No. Escape. I'm big dick now. I'm big dick now. Now I know how to play. Okay, let's go. I'm speed running. Speed running. Please extra practice. Yeah, he's angry. No, I don't I don't know how to play the game now. I'm not going. We can't reach the armaments. Something's thrown over them. I'm I'm almost I'm almost dying. I'm out of heels. I'm out of heels. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over for me. It's not just this guy. It's over. There's something moving under the balls. It's over. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying my best. I'm trying my best. This is This is brutal. is on the tutorial. I'm dying cuz now I'm overleveling the area and the game's balanced for me to have more gear now. So now they made it even harder than it was supposed to be because now I don't have the gear that I'm supposed to have to fight these guys. So, okay, I'm level six now. All right, that's good. Take a breath. Okay. All right. Where am I at now? All right. So, [ __ ] Give me a minute. Okay. Healing. Got it. Water boy. He dead. Oh, I got gloves, but I already had gloves. Hold your gun around here while we chat the rest of the deck. Actually, doesn't that have WD? Doesn't this Doesn't this game have WD? It does. How do I turn that on? Cuz I'm quick to move and I hate quick to move the settings. Okay, let me turn off option hold [ __ ] move. I just do this. No. What's up? Is that it? I see. I see. I got it. I mean, I never done this. I How was I supposed to know? Okay, we're good. Oh, I forgot about my talents. Go away. Cold. So cold. Okay, now now I'm in now I'm in control of the game now. just control. No, I I never played the game. I don't know what to expect. People can't expect me to know how to how to move the move the game cuz it's like there's like three different ways to do the same thing. Not going to lie, it's not looking good. It's Blizzard SL. Wait, the game's already dead. Wait, really? Wow, that was fast. The game volume. Yeah, I turned up the way up top. I think honestly I turned down sound effects. Let me turn on sound effects. I try to fight Mr. Krabs. This [ __ ] is hard. Why? I I'm quick to moving. I'm so quick to moving. I'm not used to it. Okay, there it is. Another doubler. Okay, I'm going to get that. I'm going to get this. Uh, I don't even know. I'm just going to get this. We need to find Acarat. No, no, no, no, no. That creature made a mess of things. You'll have to climb your way up and I'll only slow you down. Go. I'll help the crew keep the ship float. Otherwise, it won't matter if we find that bastard. I'm going to calibrate audio for you Sound So far a little bit. All right, let's All right, let's get it. Oh, that's me. Oh, that's me. How do I get that? I want I want that. I can't. I want the top of the boat. Where's he at? I give my blood willingly, Mafista. I open my soul. What does this loser want? Talk to him. Aren't we both so fortunate? Where he goes, the whole world bends around him. Uh-huh. He spoke of you. Oh, he admires you and hates you. I wish that he friend. Oh [ __ ] I'm glad I could see you one last time. Though it is a shame, you will not witness the things. What? I'm down. I'm down. Yep. It's over. We had a good run. Uhoh. Uhoh. Trying to stay away. Almost my heels. This is This is really bad, guys. If I die, it's going to tell me to turn the difficulty down, right? So, I I I shouldn't have to worry. An idea of when I die. I got this. back here. Got huge stagger. Cloud ass game. Sorry. Oh my god, I got hit. That was stupid. Oh, he's got a ton of heals over there. I can't move. I can't move. [ __ ] man. I couldn't. Why couldn't I walk through that? turn the difficulty up. I have to go to town. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Heat. I I got out of that. He stole me a third. Okay. I just have to stay focused. I have to stay focused. I have to stay focus. Jesus, dude. This damage. This is the worst decision of my life deciding to put put this on hard. Why not? Why did y'all want me to do this? I'm barely surv I'm hanging on by a thread farther away. Let's go stamina. I did a crazy amount of damage. Okay, get two of these. Oh my god, look at this damage. we're getting through this phase. No, not more of them. No, no. I need I need another. No, no, no, no. more Okay. I got to get out. Got to get out of that. Stun. How did I get hit by that? So stupid. Dude, I'm actually dead. Hold on. Hold on. Okay, I have to focus. I can't talk. 14 seconds until my next heal. Five. I don't think it matters. Six. Please. Please. The storm is clearing. Everyone below deck, come on. It's time. I didn't get a single yellow, bro. Like, god damn. Like, god damn. What? That was [ __ ] brutal, man. Yeah, it's probably harder than the last pause. Okay. Um, the cost. Oh, I'm going to get that for sure. And can I upgrade this again? No, it's level nine. Okay. Uh, I got to do Okay, I'll pull up ass. All right. Not all of his followers, by the way. He's using these hands of a hit boxes and just the way that it's so bad. He knows what it is. It's actually so bad. We'll need to move fast. Like the movement and every It's Let's get the crew together and patch up the ship. It won't be long before we reach the aisles. Land. Well, compared to POE 2. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Damn, this looks like a nice place. What is that? Lilith. Oh, and no. It's like minister. Level eight again. I'm really that guy. A rampaging brute, a demonic head, a demon hand, or a profane sentinel. I feel like What y'all think? I think the laser might be better. You need single target. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know which one's single target. No, let me get it. Let me see what happens. let me go over here. Monstrosity. What have this? Is this a warlock? Yeah, it is. All these people like I bet that's probably going to be the hardest boss I ever fight. No time to waste. Everything else is going to be easier than that. It's going to be downhill. Arkarat spawn. That was the hardest one. Things to come. Okay. Uh what does it say? Like does it where am I supposed to go? Find entrance to Tus. I mean guess it's in here, right? Like I'm assuming pilgrims, make your way to the plaza where Queen Adriana will welcome us. It doesn't even tell me where to go. Queen Adriana has welcomed us. That gives me uh Do I need to go over here? Maybe good we can do here. Wait, but it says this is like blocked off, right? Yeah, it doesn't let me go through there. We go around here. Change difficulty. I got to talk. It's like a well, right? Like you have to click on a well. Here it is. Okay. Lorass city's still standing. He needs Tamis and its people, at least for now. He'll try to win over Queen Adriana first. He can't get his way unless she's on his side. Or silenced. I need to find her. Warner, I helped to defend Soos once before. With any luck, she'll listen to me. Keep an eye out for the hands. They seem to know what Meesto is planning. See if you can find out. So, don't tell me that. Like, we got to go through a bunch of more [ __ ] dialogue, right? Like, I'm ready I'm ready to go and fight, do some more fighting. Oh [ __ ] look at all these items. Okay, number one. We're going to go I'm assuming the well is over here. Okay. So, difficulty. Uh, it must be over here. I'mma put it on I'mma put it on 125 cuz like honestly I feel like really why don't we do this expert? Yeah. Like I'm an expert warlord and I'm going to get legendaries. I I cuz it says it's four people that have legendaries and so like you want to have the mentality that you're going to get legendaries. So, you put it on the, you know, they say like dress for the job that you want, not the job that you have. I'm going to set the difficulty for the items I want, not the not the items I have, not garbage. That makes sense. Sickness all over the city. Manifest destiny. True. Okay. So, uh, wait, what? Search for the hands of Acarat. Who? And what would Aarat say? I'm at this is where I'm supposed to go, right? He'd say sorry. I don't know if this is the right way or not. I have no idea. I'm sorry for calling you. Okay, maybe I'll go over here. The game will gear you. You just need to survive. Yeah. Um I I like that boss was probably harder than doing uh what's that that uh that like worm guy that you got the ultimate uh legendaries from? What was his [ __ ] name? So, you admit you worship demons? The uh the fat guy? The fat the fat thing that would go underground? I could send out a unit. Short up our defenses. The oracle was clear. Dural. Yeah, Duriel. There it is. This thing cannot be Oh, what the [ __ ] I can't even go through here. Maybe it's over this way. Yeah, it's Durio. Where are the hands ac? Oh, I see. I see. Now I have to look through that wall. The gearing is based on on uh on your level, not difficulty. Uh no, no, it's both. Cuz you get better Nor can it be prayed away. I see that. Is it really wise to entertain this prophet? You're just there. Yeah, but the thing didn't pop out. Wasn't paying attention to make a martyr of him with all his sophants in our city. And And what? And a small part of you wants to believe him. What's that line? Rare is the sunlight that dares to dance the lake bed. You see through me. Oh, Thara, between the famines and the wars, madness swallows sanctuary. What if this madman is our answer? Let's see him for ourselves, then. Though we'll be without the oracle. I just got word she won't be attending. What? Is there all women here? seen three oracles come and go. Holy [ __ ] And only this one has dared to sherk her duty to our people this many times over. Crystal has the queen's ear and they've yet to even meet. Laurith should have come. The eclipse is coming. Is coming in these times of strife. Hold close your brethren and stay steadfast against the hard-hearted skeptics of this strange unwelcome country. You have crossed seaman from Dark Souls 2 or not Dark Souls uh families livelihoods to be with Akarat and these casters. Where do I get my big demon stop you now? Here on the threshold of the new age our prophet promised. We bring peace to sanctuary. Do not let them bar you from what you know to be good and right. We are one. Never let the fiend of a badden. I like the sound of Yeah, that'd be really good. Pity the unsaved for they alone will suffer. Wait. One of Mesto's servants. I need to find him. The rampage demon is good. You think I should double up? Aarats, better days are on the horizon. Maybe I should do that. Look, you can see it in the sky. Okay, I've seen where to go now. Give me back my daughter. The child has made them. Okay, hopefully I can play the game after this. This seems like a little place I have to go inside of and there's going to be bad guys in it. Toxic sewers. Yeah, this is a bad guy. All right, let's do it. The environment looks nice. I'll say that it looks just like the other expansion. It looks exactly the same. Oh, wait. What was that? Oh, I don't have these yet. What are these fat boys doing? So, I'm going to use my Wait, can I put two of them up? Wait. Damn. And I put this guy up. And I put some of these guys up. Oh, I think now we about to cook. That's pretty good. Where's the good loot though? Why don't they give me any good loot? Why I keep getting bad loot? I don't want this. I I don't want that at all. I get it. Okay. Uh this I I haven't even gotten a yellow yet. Like I thought I was supposed to be having legendaries by now. Maybe I should use the rampage. How do we feel about the rampage, gentlemen? How do we feel about it? Every 15 times you Yes. Okay. All right. All right. Let's get Rampage. Let's see what happens. I'm going to drop all three demons at the same time. I'm out of SC. I can't. Wait. What the [ __ ] That's kind of cool. I feel like the laser guy is the only one that's good. The other ones are bad. Like this thing, bro. This thing cooks. Everything else just is is just [ __ ] garbage. We're all like look cool. They're all right. Like I mean are we really big [ __ ] them though, right? Is that's the question. I would say not really. And also, this brute costs so much mana. Like, I don't even know if like he's all right, but like I mean, is he really that guy? I don't think he is. Bro, you level nine? Yeah. What do you think happens when I'm level 10? He's going to do the same thing. Like I like I like this. Wait, so I can't resummon it? How does this work? Okay, I'm I'm going to summon him now. I can't move. Yeah, I I don't know, guys. Like, I feel like he's all right. Something about this Warlock situation, guys. I really don't know. Okay, finally I got a helmet. I deserve that. Okay, so what do we got now? We got a big dick helmet. That's huge. I got new boots. That's also good. And so, what do we got going on right now? Impact velocity. I don't have any impact velocity. This is garbage. What the [ __ ] do I have that for? Just try out the new Marvel Zombies game. Arrivals is fun. I did. I tried it out a bit. It was good. I mean, like I I enjoyed it. Like I think they need to do more, but uh it's a good start. So, I mean, I feel like this is what the hell is Brimstone? Brimstone explodes. Does any remain near it? Yeah. I don't have any brimstone, do I? This seems like it's garbage. Yeah. Like it seems like Yeah, it seems like this sucks, bro. Like I don't know what I should go. I might just go with movement speed. I'll get more movement speed. It says timu sewer. Yeah. I mean, this is decent. Like, I feel like I I don't really know. Yeah. I I don't know about this class, Like, when do I get I need permanent demons. That's what I really need. I need that. Let's go through here. You can respect when you want at least. That's true. That's necromancer. Get here gear. No, I want it right now. I don't want it later. I want it right now. I don't want to wait. I need the items. Okay, I know how these guys work. These are these are old mobs. Is it permanent demon necromancer? No, those aren't demons. Those are zombies. It's totally different. Cuz the reason why I like playing builds that have minions is that it's easy. Who's baiting me? What's this game? Look at all these [ __ ] That's a lot of them. Okay. Uh, let me check and see. I got a new talisman, right? All stats. Okay, that's good. Another one over there. Okay, good. That's great. anyone playing Paladin versus I'll play Warlock cuz because Warlock got announced before. So like anybody that wanted to play Warlock probably or sorry Paladin already got announced before. So like you already had Paladin to begin with. That's why probably not as many people playing Paladin. an idea of warlock. The thing is also like paladin is like an existing archetype. Like warlock's kind of a new thing, right? So like I think that's another reason too why people are going to be more excited about it. Okay, so I got I got to get level 13 in order to get the new one. All right, so enraged demon. Okay. they gain attack speed. That sounds bad. Oh, so now I get more of these. Okay, that's great. Okay, now it lasts longer if I if I have mobs die around it. It doesn't help me for bosses. It helps Yeah, you see see how it's going down. That's actually really useful. How's the game so far? It's decent. Um, you know, the class is uh um it's hard for me to get used to. Like I I I actually kind of expected us to play like a necromancer. So, I I'm I'm trying to get used to how to play it. But after I figure that out, I think I'm going to really understand it and know what I'm doing. It's just that we got to get to that point and I'm not there yet, but that'll take some time. And also like I mean I I think the idea of a of a warlock is cool. So I want to learn how to play it. I just want I I want my uh I want my minions to do everything and I don't want to do anything. Like that's my goal is like I don't want to have to do any I want to not have to play the game. My goal in every ARPG is to not have to play it in his name. Somebody says that. What the [ __ ] Oh, it's over down there. It's like IRL. Yeah, cuz like if I summon both of them, it does a lot of damage. Like that does really really well for me. that I can use these. Okay, I'm starting to understand a little bit more like what I'm supposed to do. It's really these [ __ ] demons that I can use. Like if I if I lock in three legendaries, we go back up to the next mode. Like, how do we feel about that? Cuz like I don't like not playing on the hardest difficulty cuz I'll probably get better gear there, too. So, like, as soon as I can lock in three legendaries, as long as I don't get like three pairs of boots, right? I think that'd be a good idea. He'll die. Seems more like totem gameplay. It does. It seems like that. Like I wanted to have like the armies. I want I was thinking like I could get like a really big demon that would do everything for Like you have kind of uh like I don't know really how Okay, it's a boss. It's a boss. Focus. Do you feel our lord so near? Yeah, I do. I do. I'm your ward. What do you want? Ooh, I got to put that on. I look good, No. No. He sent us to ascend. Ascend. He's watching right now from the plaza above. His head moves us, speaks through He will open us. He will make us new. Open these nuts. We want Are they like uh This looks like a bad thing, right? Yeah, it's bad. I I'm summoning the ball. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it right there. Get aggro. Come on, clock boy. Let's go. Where am I? Where my Where my guy? Here we go. Laser boy. Let's go. Laser boy. He's stunned. Honestly, I think I should turn the difficulty at two legendaries. I think I think we're thinking of two This guy's a joke. I'm dying. Not much time. Jesus. What an easy [ __ ] game. This is the easiest game I ever played in my life. Okay. Uh, let me loot everything. So, uh, we got that. That sucks. We got this. This sucks. We got that. That sucks. What if I do 81 damage per minute? That's really good. Uh, we're going to use that. And I'm going to get this, too. Uh, willpower, resource course reduction. Uh, I'm going to get the ring, too. I'm going to get that. Yeah, this is pretty good. All stats. Deal lightning damage. I don't give a [ __ ] about that. I never use that. Wait, what does this do? you put this in the middle. Oh. Oh, I got it. I'm understanding. Okay, so we got one more level and then we get the big boy. Okay, this is the Sentinel. induces your left end. I don't really care about that. I'm already like, this is just for boss damage. Like, that's crazy good. I want to get rid of this, bro. Like, [ __ ] this loser. I don't want this guy in my life. Guy's a dick sucker. And I think maybe we could put another point in Profane Sentinel. Honestly, I think that's the right play cuz like that's my like this is my main guy. Save it. I'll get rid of it then. I got a um I got a cupcake that I'm going to eat in a minute. Oh, wait. On this day, a pilgrim comes to our shores. Let him wash in the waters so that he might prove himself worthy of the sand. Oh, look who it is. Many of you walked with me to the fires of the mainland. Now your faith will be rewarded. The pulls of creation. The path to a better future is near. and by the grace of Queen Adriiona, we will reach it. So that's Mafisto. Adriiana. Laurath. Now of all times, it seems a new pilgrim has joined us. Listen, he's a demon. The mainland burns because of him. He calls him out right ahead of time. Lies. You're in danger. I don't understand. The people say he's a saint. What proof do you have? You have my word as a horatin. As someone you once called friend, that will be enough. Afraid I'll spoil your show. Not at all. I barely knew you existed until today. But now you've stepped onto my stage. And you thought there would be no consequences. You are but a man and a man. so small. Oh, he caused him to kill him and he's going to look like a bad guy. Oh, Glor. No, that's crazy. I have brought blood to this city. Blood and hate. No more. You going to bring her to life? You really are what they say. Show mercy. We must all show mercy. Asian Jesus. Yep. My queen, let him walk free so that all who look upon him will be reminded of what hate can do. finesse the [ __ ] out of him. Our nature to hate. And that is why I've brought you here to change that nature. I do have to admit it's definitely not as cool that she got brought back to life. Like if he if if they had had him just [ __ ] straight up slit this bitch's throat right in front of everybody and Meisto is like, "Bro, what happened, right?" Like bringing her back to life is like that's that's a little bit of some s [ __ ] right? I mean, you got to admit by the order of our queen Adriana, the Lauratar is here exiled from the city of Teis. No men allowed. Why' they throw them at me? Mad man. Why I get hit by an apple? Hey, you son of a [ __ ] Murderer. Yeah, you [ __ ] You stupid [ __ ] It's okay, Lor. I'll protect you, bro. I'll protect you. I'll protect you. I'll protect you. I I'll I'll intercept the attacks. Filthy bastard. I got it. It's okay. You You didn't know what you were doing, bro. Like, I'll protect you. It's okay. It is by the grace of my queen alone that you still draw breath. Never sally her streets again. As you say. You got finessed by Meisto. Let's get you out of here, friend. We came here as saviors and now we were the villains. And you [ __ ] up big time. That's what happened. Tristo's game to pit mankind against itself. Time was running out and so were the friends we had left. Doy life. Yeah, they threw him out. So, uh, like, all right, fishing. I can do fishing. I don't want to go. I don't want to fish him. Seek new allies in Filios. Wait, I want Where's Where's the good mounts? Uh, where's the store? Greetings. Where the map? Where the mounts? Behold the marvelous tales I have to offer. Uh, let's see. Are there any good Recommended for you. Just Where's the That's [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't want This is stupid. These are all stupid. These are guard. This is stupid. That's stupid. This is too much. What the [ __ ] is that? Was that herpes? Is that STD on a on a horse? This I mean he kind of like I mean he go to your stable. Oh yeah. Yeah. Where where's the stable at? Um where does it say stable? Stable. Where does it say? Uh let me see if it lets me go. So I I can go back in the house, right? Yeah, I can. Okay. Stable. That's probably where it That's probably the horse icon. I bet that's the horse icon. Okay. So, what do we got with the mount? So, we have uh uh I don't like him. I don't like any of these. Oh, that one looks kind of cool, but I can't buy him. Okay, so we need to think about I kind of want to go with that. And then the armor. Let's go with for horse armor. That looks so stupid, bro. Oh, it looks Oh, I kind of like that's like in Didn't they have invincible? What happened to that? Hello. Can I die? Can Can I dye my armor? I think I'm just going to go with this. Yeah, I am. I'm like I I just want like literally like I I'm a one of the [ __ ] uh horsemen of the apocalypse. Like this looks badass. Yeah, the blood horse. Yeah, I I I have the one from Uber Lilith, but I don't want to use it. Lorass, what happened? I saw it was I walked right into You messed up big time. This is how he wants to eat my cupcake. Confused, panicked with the blood of my friend all over my own damn hands. So what next? We can't give up now. Nel died to get us here. You're right. What's done is done. Nel said to seek the Oracle. That's why I'm logged around the sightless eye. Let me try to get my bearings. Memory serves her sanctum won't be far. Jeff's girlfriend made them and I went over there and they said, "You've got to get one. Oh, is that Oh. You want your mouth, aren't you gl himself? Oh, really? That's okay. What? What do you mean? Give me. All right, just do some Windex. [ __ ] Not right there. [ __ ] is it? You're all around. All right. Anyway, we'll put that back. Are we good now? I think I should be Oh man, feeling good now. Creamy. Yeah, exactly. All clean. Yeah, not going to lie, your beard is more shiny. That's why you use the Windex. That's all that that's all the the sweet terrible. Whoa. What's this? Whoa. Wait. Who's this? What are they doing? I summon everybody. Windex on your beards. Doesn't matter. I I can literally I I've literally eaten poison before. It doesn't matter. All that like that's just health like [ __ ] [ __ ] Don't even think about that. All right. So, sigil of summons, a binding ritual that extends the duration of the summons. Okay, that's really good. It's a versa ritual. I That's I don't want to read that. Look at this. The Amazons, I remember, would never have allowed it, but they spread thin. Adriana has staged the bulk of her forces in teis. What was it? Why would never want to play so conservatively? I cooked poison onto a changed here. Um onto a steak one time just to see what it would taste like. It was just like a It was like a sweet and sour sauce. It was like kind of nasty. I don't like it. I wouldn't do it again. This didn't taste good. Speaking of, what do I do? What about bug spray? That's what I mean. What would have been the patrol? Blood's still fresh. Strange. These are trained soldiers. How'd this happen? Mhm. Who are these guys? What do y'all want? So, how how does this [ __ ] go? Like, damn. I'm actually really I'm starting to cook them, man. This is good. Oh, that's a that's a yellow. Sheer number. What do you mean? I didn't get a yellow from a yellow's got her. The [ __ ] is that? That's their foothold. What a bunch of [ __ ] Oh wow. Okay. You know what? I'm really starting to do better with this class now. Like I'm doing way better now. This is going Yeah, we're kind of like we're kind of doing work. And this is even on expert mode, right? And so like it honestly if we keep this up. Okay, so how does this summoning ritual work? Like I didn't read what my spells do again. I'm going to have to do that this time. I'm not following a guide. Okay. So, what does my spell do? Eight enemies or demons within heals and summon. Oh, okay. I got it. or something. Okay, let me see how it works. Okay, so where's my guy? Wait, did it not work? Why does it have a box here? Sigil of something distress signals. Damn thing should be Wait, you have three of them? I don't know. Yeah, let me do that actually. Oh, wait. Lorass wants to talk again. What do you want? Another monologue. You think the oracle would know about Meisto's plans? Strange. Never heard of the queen addressing. Has the game made you want to play for longer than a day yet? It depends on what my my next three legendaries are. But she wasn't. Maybe Meisto is hoping to weaken Scovos by driving apart its leaders. That's all I care about. All right. There it is. Okay. Now I bring him up again. Hit it with that right there. Get that guy up. Where is this loser? What's he doing all this [ __ ] for? Jesus, look at this guy. Jesus. Not far now. Finally. Finally, I got something good. Okay. Uh let me let me see what I got. All right. So, we have uh 38 damage per second. And then this is that's better. 38 plus 37 is less than 81. So, we're going to not we're not even going to use that. It's a piece of [ __ ] as usual. Why is my HP bar blue? I don't know. It's stupid as [ __ ] It's actually so stupid. Like, what HP bar isn't red? Like, everybody knows that like mana bars are blue, HP bars are red, stamina bars are green, mana bars are light blue. Like, we we know this torrent of hatred. Everybody knows this. A deceiver. Help. Bars are green. In sheep's gold. It could be green, too. They're never Blood and light. Our only hope. The images are getting stronger. You can change it. No. Here is the one who has my visions. Alive and well. At last. This is the oracle. I've seen you die a hundred different ways. Strangled, drowned, crushed beneath Meisto's heel. Then you know the evil we face, Oracle. Yes, and the way you hope to best it. You seek a weapon. I know not where it is, but you've brought what we'll need to find it. The sightless eye. What's that? Can you use it to help us? Not I. No, I saw it broken in hell when Lilith met its gaze and bent. Damn. So, she wants to fight through towards your mind. It peers there still and will forever more to you and the demon that sleeps within your blood. Wait, you don't mean It's time to wake her. Come with me to the sanctum. Wait, what the [ __ ] What do you wait? Like Lilith or some [ __ ] Okay, I got to talk to Lorass again. Okay, so I have Oh, okay. Uh, summons a mega lunatic. Oh, that's kind of interesting. A hellfire skill passively summons them. That seems really good. Both of these seem really good. I'm going to use this and see what She wants to awaken Lilis. It's auto bomber. Maybe. Look, I've been there weighing my life against a glimmer of hope. I sold my soul to that damn tree. And did it matter? Dongan still died. Nel died. That [ __ ] Sanctuary can't afford to lose you, too. Are you sure you want to do this? Yes, Laurat. We might have to. We have to. must at least hear with your We have to war. This isn't the help I'd wanted from her. What? Oh, those are my That's my boys. It is no use. The hives are too dangerous. All right, let's go. We got the ISIS squad. I wonder if it's better than the fat boy though. I see a bird. I don't know. Are a great servant just like in ours. Not my fondest memory. Is cold where she is. Can you feel her? Lilith memory is too much to bear. So we're going to reummon Lilith. Let us greet her. The [ __ ] was the point of the game? This is the same Lilith who left to trail her bloody corpses on the Neymar. Yeah, indeed. Yeah, we're going to bring back Lilith. That's a great idea. This is risky. Foolish even. What if she corrupts them? Steals Sanctuary's last hope of survival. I'm not Elias. Laurath. Oh, I forgot about him. But we don't know what the oracle is going to do to you. I will open a doorway and you will walk into the furthest reaches of your own soul where hatred's daughter lurks. If you're really set on this, I'll be damned if I'm going to let you go in without a plan. Sco was Lilith's home once. Mention it to her. If she has any reason to help us, it'll be that. So, we're going to bring Lilith back. Hold your ground and please come back after. Okay, this seems like a bad idea. Come bring the eye. I've only ever seen it in. Seems like a really, really bad idea. Look. Is Meto gay? Of course it is. speaks more within you. What is this place? I'm in hell now. Find Lilith. Is that her? Find a way to open the path. Okay, let's go. Oh, it's those little Remember these? The pedals? Yeah, I remember this. This from whenever the game came out. Glistening membrane. Where are you? They just reused the asset. Yeah, bro. Like, it's so lazy, right? Wow. And now I have to open this up. I know you're there. Speak to me, Lilith. You Oh, she's mad. To kill what remains of me. I'm not here to fight. Your father is free. He's out there as we speak. Do it. I warned you, but you chose not to listen. Uh-oh. We should have listened to Lilith, guys. Please. It won't be long now. Half the world follows him and the rest aren't far behind. Will you really let him win after all this? Well, I mean, you did kind of kill her. Be gone. Just talk to me. Desperation is unbecoming of you. I shall give you one chance and no more. Approach. this is odd. I didn't expect them to do this. Actually, I probably could have. Don't tell me I have to fight her again. I hated that boss fight so much. Oh [ __ ] there she is. Lilith, your father He walks your world. You laid his path. Your father walked Sco. Sco. I cannot stop his schemes alone. No, you need me. If I am to help you fight my father, I must know more. Show me. What is he doing in Sco? I don't know. There's a bunch of bad stuff. He gathers the masses. Yeah, a bunch of bad stuff. This guy's an [ __ ] You can fix her. He settles his affairs, silences those who know him best. And he leads his flock. Oh, yeah. Wait, I just realized these are the three pillars of the [ __ ] of the cinematic. Oh [ __ ] I didn't even realize that. I don't know. I wasn't paying attention. What makes these pools so important? That is not your concern. Uh-oh. Now she's lost. It's my concern. I brought this to you on hands and knees. And until I mentioned Sco, you didn't care at all. Something about these pools has you scared. And I need to know what. Listen close, for I shall not say this again. Without me, you have nothing. No armies, no allies. You will accept what I offer and you will obey my word. because you must. And you expect me to? Do you hear that? You are being hunted. Defend yourself. I shall not have you die so soon. Oh. Oh, I got another level. Okay. So, what point do I want to put into this? So I can either get You're back. Steal yourself. What happened? Demons here in this sanctum. I There's more coming. not the demons. Okay, so wait, this is like insanely [ __ ] good. Sh. No, I want to get at least one legendary. I want at least one. Meto's personal vanguard. Perhaps he felt it when you woke his daughter. Perhaps he fears her. We will make go faster. I can You hold it down, but it cost you energy. The queen must know the signal fires must be lit. Put them in the blender. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Let's go. Let's Got to go fast. Go for the tall ones with the ropes. So, let me get this straight. So, I'm I might just get off my mount. And so I can just summon this and then summon him and then literally just it. That's literally the whole game now. All right. Thank All right. This [ __ ] was annoying whenever I couldn't do this. This is way better. I Now I'm Now I finally get to have fun. R. The button I pressed there. That's the weathering wave button I need. Wait. So now I just summon my boys. So should I turn it up? Like I I want to wait for one more legendary though. Like I I really do. I feel like I need like I need two of these. That's what I need. I need two legendary two of these balls now. So, wait a minute. Wait, I'm not even pressing anything. Wait, where'd it go? Does it like despawn if it hits a wall? What do you want? Oh, this a boss. Okay, now we get now we get an idea how it's actually plays. There it is. Set the fire. Really? Good. I have to survive the assault. I have to survive. I I I I have to survive, guys. Where to go? This seems pretty easy. That's a lot of guys though, right? There's no way I just sit here and kill all of them whenever I don't even move, That was literally I just killed everything. I didn't even do anything. I am dozens of bodies. Some aching, some soaring, some fighting to be born. I can tell though that I need I I need one more like multiplier for like my abilities in order to like go to that next difficulty. You fight well. Yeah. I I need one more. Need your help calling the rest of one more level of ascendancy. Oracle, we should Yes. Yes. We should return to the safety of the sanctum. Child of Lilith. I have seen a hundred bloody sunsets swallow these aisles. Uh-oh. But you carry within you the hope of another dawn. Is the game good? It's all right. All sanctuary depends on it. I think that the uh like my opinion is that like so far really smaller attack tells me where like my my actual only like real like strong feelings about it is that maximum resource. I feel like I want to replace. She was hiding things from Replace this. I don't need that electric damage. Her father. I need more resources. OB, she's got the stronger hand. What's this? She knows every secret these aisles have to offer. She made them after all. Keep pressing. She'll have to come round eventually if she wants to see this place same. when so I can just put this down and then it's just more AoE. Let me try this. Let me try this. So I can just spawn him and I just become a blender. Wow, that's really good. We play Sorrowos. Maybe. Maybe. I'm not against it. Yeah, this is easy. Yeah, I need one more one more power bonus and then I think I'm really going to be balling. But we just need one more and I think then after that like things are going to improve a lot. Let me go over here, I guess. Oh, I hit the wrong button. I hit one button everywhere. I don't really know how this demon thing works. Like that summoning circle. I feel like it kind of sucks, but that's probably cuz I don't know how it works. That's probably the main reason. 17. Okay. Only 50 bucks for two expansions. I have no idea. Like I just bought the game. Like I already had the under expansion to begin with so I didn't even need to worry about it. Like I will say that um you know like especially as like a dad gamer I I think that I think P not I think Diablo is like kind of like it's definitely a good game for you to play. But like uh you know if you want like a serious ARPG, you're going to be looking for POE2. like it's definitely true, but it doesn't mean that the game like this doesn't mean this game's bad. I'm not saying this game's bad, but like it's not uh it's not the same thing really. The PE2's dog [ __ ] You don't like it? I I do. I I think it's really fun. Yeah. I I guess not everybody's going to like everything, but I guess just my opinion. Why people just the game's good? Well, because they don't want to. The reason why is actually really simple. Uh is because they don't have all day to play video games. So like they want to ask somebody that way they end up like not wasting their time like playing a game that they don't really they don't like, And so like cuz they they don't they don't have the time like like you know you or I have the time to like just play the game constantly. I think that's the main reason really. You got jobs. Yeah. Like I mean on that wrong way I think that's why you hear that signal horn. The Amazon have found something. Uh-oh. Uhoh. Let's see what it is. What they find? We go. Guard yourselves, sisters. We march on the demon nest. Oh, they're going to go inside this like this this area, whatever the [ __ ] this is. Oh, let me get my my new talent point. Okay, so I've got another point. Okay, this is the profane sentinel and 25% increased damage. The beam area is larger. I feel like wide beam is better. Like I mean the other one is obviously way better for like a single target boss build, but I don't have that duration. I guess that actually is better. I'm trying I'm just looking around to see like what these other ones are. Yeah, I feel like really uh it's level 19 and that's whenever we get the fiend of a bad That's what I'm waiting for. Just the two of you. We've dealt with worse before. I've seen them fight, Captain. They're a damned menace. Then…

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