So I Tried Vampire Crawlers..

We're going to try it out. See what it's like. I don't know what to expect. Wait, do do I move? Do I move? Oh, wait. Okay, never mind. Oh, wait. Wait. Am I in the game right now? Wait, wait, wait a sec. Uh, my move. Oh [ __ ] Knife 40 damage as a crit. Okay. All right. So then I Well, okay. So, but but wait, there's three guys, though. Well, I want to hit the middle guy, right? Oh, it heals all of them. King blade, king vital. 40 damage with a knockback. Okay. What do I do? Do I jump over this? Okay. Okay. So I killed this and I got what is that? Pancakes. Okay. So I play the cheaper cards and then the more expensive cards. Okay, got it. So then I would want to play this for knife and then I hit all of these guys. Okay. And then I do Bible. Oh, that works. Okay, I got it. That makes sense. Well, let me turn. Okay, so I'm I'm going to do the same thing again. Okay, so they're dead, too. Oh, there's two waves. Were they going to hit me? Wait a second. Okay, got it. Where's my boy Gar? No, no, no. We'll get that in a minute. Axe. Deal 45 damage to multiple enemies with a chance of knockback. Okay. So, if I'm getting Okay. So, so if I only have two mana, then I guess what if I do knife and then I do Oh, I got to wait. A times one. Oh, no. Not. Okay. All right. And then I do axe. Oh, no. They're going to hit me. Okay. So, what if I do knife and then Bible? Okay, that I probably should have just done that at the beginning. SP this the same one. Okay. Yeah, deal 10% more damage. Okay, that's easy. Oh, I got more mana. Oh, so now I can do the three combo. Okay, so then I can do knife, Bible, and then axe. Well, how about that? Okay, so then I do the same thing again. Okay, do the axe and the but then they're going to attack Santa. Oh, yes. Wait, free. Oh, [ __ ] Damn, they're getting [ __ ] up big time. Oh, wait. Okay, so this is a buff. All right. Um, so I'm going to use the axe and I'm going to use this. Okay, that was the right decision. Oh, this is the this is the Thank you, crawler, but the vampire is in another cough. I do this. Simon Belmont. That's right. That's his name. Okay. So, I go inside of here. Town hall. Uh, track your unlocks. Okay. Let me go inside. Oh, holy [ __ ] What the What the [ __ ] Oh my god. What? Guys. Okay. Song of Oh, that was my favorite one. Song of Mana. Okay. And then settings. Whirl Map. Okay. What about Is there anything I need to do for settings? Invert pan. Press move. Auto and turn. 3D card view. think that really matters. I mean, yeah. I mean, I feel like this is all good, right? I guess you can turn off motion blur. Uh, wait, I turned it off, right? Yeah, I did. Okay, good. All right, so all this is fine. Okay, I don't think I need to worry about my key bindings for this. So, why don't we just Oh, wait. What the [ __ ] Once a thriving haven, now a dumping ground for evil. A vampire is said to be at the root of this evil. But we can only May what? We can find only Mayhem and roast chick. Rose roast chicken. Okay, so I have to go from the village to the mad forest. Okay, this is the first area in Vampire Survivors. Oh, you can see the map right there, too. Okay, let me kill this guy. Okay. So, spinach, three armor. Okay. And then the whip. Okay. I'm good. Okay. I've got Ooh, I killed their ass. Okay. Magic wand. I think I'm not using a lot of mana. Let's use Bible right now. Yeah, we're going to go with Bible. Okay. Okay, let me turn. Okay, so we're going to do uh spinach, we'll do whip, and then we'll do Bible. Am I that guy? Guys, I welcome I I think I'm actually that guy. I I I'm really good at the game. Holy [ __ ] This is I'm destroying them. Okay, now we have All right. Magic wand. Add two armor. I think we might need the armor for the boss fight. I think let's do the armor for the boss fight just in case cuz we don't know. Like right now, we're not sure how that's going to go. Oh, I see. I see how it works. Okay. Now we have a skeleton. Oh, I got double armor. Okay. Okay. All right. See? See? I didn't take any damage. My strength is your shield. Deal 10% more damage. Okay. Add three armor. Crawl. Okay. Good. And then Bible again. [ __ ] destroyed. I'm still at 58 health right now. Okay, good. And can I go through this? No. Okay, that's the super. That's the super bat. We don't want to go after him. Okay, let's do this. Spin it Bible. That Bible didn't do that much damage, man. I took Oh my god, bro. Like I I took I took three damage there. Okay, got it. All right, good. And let me turn all the way around and I want to fight this guy, too. And then we'll fight the boss. Okay, there it is. Spinach first. Wrong order. No, it doesn't really matter at that point. Like, as long as I use spinach before I cast a damaging attack, that's what should matter, right? I mean, at least like that's what makes sense. Okay. All right. Now, we have the first mini boss. Here we go. Armor dude. Oh my. I'm actually getting [ __ ] up big time. I say this is really bad. I think we're going to get out of I I think we need another Bible. Okay, we need a big dick Bible. Oh, that was crazy. Okay, good. Okay, I'm going to do armor and 130 damage. How's he not dead? Jesus. he's getting really close. Got him. There it is. I'm that guy. Okay, so deal 30 damage. What do you guys think? Magic wand. Okay, let's try and do that. I I'll try. Okay. What's this? Is this like a weapon? Oh [ __ ] I'm like, okay. All right. What's this? A gem hammer. The ability to add gems to card. Find gems in chests or when leveling up. Okay. Okay. Well, where's the Oh. Oh, that was the chest. Oh, there it is. There's the chest. Okay, I see it now. Hits twice as Okay, so it just does more damage. All right, let me get that. And I'm going to apply it to I think big dick Bible. Yeah, let's do that. Seems like a pretty easy decision there. Okay, let's go. And I'm going to go this way. And then, okay, this is only a bat, so it should be pretty easy, right? Okay, so spinach. Actually, I'll do armor, spinach, and then whip. Ooh, I took a lot of damage there. Use that. Okay, good. All right, that wasn't so bad. So, fight this guy. Okay, so we'll do armor spinach attack. Oh, dude. Come on. Okay, I'm at 46 health now. A This is not looking good for me. Okay. Um, all right. Let's do Whipp. And I'm going to do Bible now. Yeah, I think it's like the second spell that I cast does a lot of damage. So, not it doesn't like cascade. I thought it did. So, I'm gonna do armor. Wait, wait. What if I do whip? Okay. I'm stupid. All right. Do this. Do that armor again. Okay. And then we'll do the magic wand. And then this. Yeah, he's obviously dead. That's easy. Yeah, I I'm I'm I'm getting better. Okay, so let me go and look at What was this? Oh, I got mana. Oh, that's insane. Okay. Uh All right, let's go to this guy. I think I need something to spend more of my mana on, though. That's the problem. I don't know why I did that. It's a mistake. Okay. Oh, I guess it wasn't that big of a mistake. I feel like double damage is like obviously the right call, right? I mean, it's like just obviously the right decision. So, we're just going to do like I mean, Bible seems like it's just too good. It does. Like I mean, this is way too good. Okay. Uh let me turn and go in here. Getting [ __ ] up. Yes, exactly. Okay. So, I'm going to do armor and then I'm going to do Bible right now. What's it called? Wow. Oh, wait. Let me turn around. That's insane. Okay, so we're going to do uh wand and then Bible again. Yeah, double damage. Bible is really good. Okay, now we fight the next boss. I've got 46 health. This isn't so bad. I think I'll be all right. Okay, here we go. That's a lot of [ __ ] Okay, let me hit this right now. Okay, I cleaned them up. All right, and then magic wand as well. Dude, I shouldn't have used magic wand. That thing sucks. Okay, Bible again. See, like I'm telling you guys, like honestly, having it there is just like so good. Stronger. Okay, might. And then the whip. That one killed them. I'm going to take big damage here. Okay. I didn't take any damage. All right. I don't know which one's better. I'm going to use Mad and this. Oh my god. I thought I could kill him. now I can make big dick Bible. That's the boss. Okay, here we go. Oh, he's getting pretty close. To your aid. Whip it, dude. I 320 damage. 320 damage. That's crazy. Attack. He actually didn't even hit me. So, turn up the music. Okay. Um, let me see if I can all the way. Okay, we're good. Double damage. Okay. Um, let's do um let's do magic wand double damage cuz maybe we might be able to upgrade that. Okay, now we got to go into the ground. all right. Let's kill this [ __ ] right now. Do armor big dick fires. Okay, good. That guy that that was easy. All right, next. Let's get on to him. Okay. Spinach. Spinach again. Big whip. Jesus, bro. I took so much damage there. That's so bad. Like, not rolling the Bibles is actually like [ __ ] deadly. Oh. Uh, actually, I guess I might as well just kill that guy right now. Oh, wow. I shouldn't have done that. That was a huge mistake. Aha. [ __ ] Yes. I'm so I'm actually dead, bro. Like I broken. All I needed was those Bibles, man. Like that's all I needed. Okay. Um let's get another Bible. Okay. And I'm going to turn around right now. Smash the pillars. I don't think you can, man. Yeah, you can. This is a good idea, but it doesn't work that way. Okay, so uh double armor. Okay, that guy got [ __ ] Dude, I'm going to be real like Bible Bible's too good. It's just too good, man. It just kills everybody. Okay. Uh, who's this? Nice. All right. Um, let me do I'm thinking Bible again. Let's go Bible again. The torches. Torches. No. Idiot. Oh. Oh, I didn't know that. Okay. All right. We're going to double dig these guys. Easy. All right. So, I can fight that guy or I can fight I'm going to fight this guy first. Okay. Spinach. Bible. Good. Okay. I mean, this is obviously like a a secret mini boss. I think that if I want to be able to beat it, I have to do this. I have to fight the mini boss. Wow, that's a lot of [ __ ] This is really bad. Okay. All right. This is where I went. They're still not dead, Farewell. Triple Bible. Okay, I'm going to do random. Okay, another one. Another one. [ __ ] boy. Hit me for three. Uh, Antonio, my strength is your shield. Stop. Jesus, dude. Okay, Oh my god. I'm actually going to die. I need those Bibles back. Okay. All right. That's not so bad, right? I think we're going to do spinach again. Maybe like I need more zero costs. I don't think I do. Like Bible, they save you. They do. Let's go with spinach. I And okay. Yeah. Easy, easy. I get another one of these. All right. Yeah. Literally double dick Bible. I just need to uh I need to get rid of the whips that I have. Okay. There's three [ __ ] You can see them right here. And now they're dead. Okay. Next. Okay. Let me kill this. Ooh, that's a [ __ ] That's a big Stronger. Rip it. Easy. All right. Let me break these. Okay. Oh, I got health. Oh, wait. Let me look around. All right. Are there any other torches that I missed out on? What happens if I hit the skull? Can I hit the skull? No. I just want to double check. There's like nothing else. Like no other special like, you know, interactable objects that I didn't know about. No, I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so either. All right. Well, I mean, like we're we're as good as we're ever going to be good. I say. Okay, that's one [ __ ] down. All right, I'm down one health. Yes, 20% damage and then whip again. I need the Oh god. All right, big dick Bibles. Let's go. Yeah. Well, here it is. I actually [ __ ] wrecked them. To your aid. Quick. Yeah, that's right. do I want to use I mean like axe? Like I do have more mana now, right? And like if I have more mana, I should be able to use the axe more, right? Rage Bang with the spinach usage. No, I I wasn't. I did that because I had a bonus to the damage the Bible and then I would use the spinach afterwards. I actually did that on purpose. Um, look, I played I played Slay the Spire. I think I need armor. Like I I I do I think I need armor. Because like right now we need to double down on surviving. Like we clearly have damage. Accent combo is big later. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. I guess I made a dec Oh, wow. I did. Yeah. No [ __ ] the How the [ __ ] would I know that? That's two damage I just took. Attack. Infer. There's no way I could infer Okay. Um. Okay. Double dip Bible. I don't know if I'm able to go. So, I I think this is the part where I lose. I think I lose here. I do. Like I mean, I'm already like I'm not one-shotting the packs. It's just not looking good for me, guys. spinach, magic wand, Bible Oh, he's going to hit me. That guy's going to hit me. Oh, wait. No, he's not. I'm going to take big damage here. Two Okay, that was decent, right? Not bad. Okay, let me look around. Is there a way I can get in there? I just want to make sure there's nothing that I I haven't done. No, looks like there's not. Okay, let me go this way first. Bing upgrade. Bing bing. Sacrificed a card to get a permanent stat boost. Well, I don't know how armor works. I'm going to go with this because like I don't know if that refreshes every turn or it's at the beginning of combat. If it was at the beginning of every turn, armor is better. If it was at combat, spinach is better. Like that's the way it would work, Okay. They dick these guys. That's no big deal. They're instantly dead. Okay. Then we spinach. Okay. Good. And let me look around. Uh yeah, let's go. Let's go here. The plus one. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I don't think it's plus one by default, Oh. Oh, no. y'all want it? Wow. Wow. Okay, let me go the other way. And go here. Go there. And let's go here. Let's kill these guys. Cuz we we've got to farm a lot until we get ready for the uh the boss, right? I mean, just I mean, obviously we do. So, does that mean I get the axe all the time? To your Okay, that was easy. All right, we'll kill this guy next. Okay. And see, this is this is the problem I didn't want to have is that like what do I do now? Do I do like logically I should do axe and then Bible? Yes, I didn't do that much. I say, oh, dude, that was so bad. That I don't know why it doubles in damage. I actually don't. It What is the interaction it? What causes it to double in damage? 012. Okay. Okay. Understood. Okay. I'm I'm a I'm a big [ __ ] then. So it says So this is two, right? But then it went down. See, it went down. Like that was flaccid as [ __ ] man. That was crazy flaccid. yes, Goku. All right, it's one guy left. I can survive that. I'm going to just I'm going to just do I'm going to just do me. I'm going to do me, which means that I'm about to lose probably. Okay, let's uh get ready. All right, let's move. That is a lot of [ __ ] Okay, get that guy. Right. Thank god I got some [ __ ] health, man. Okay. Antonio Bible. Double damage. Axe. That's 200 damage right there. See that? Um, let's do magic. I understand what you guys were saying now. I I I I'm getting it. I had a misunderstanding on the way that it was supposed to work. Okay, so now we have to kill a flower. Welcome. Oh man. I'm going to get hit. I'm going to get hit. Bible again. Spinach. It's better for me to double damage with the Bible. Massive dick. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. Here we go. This is the craziest turn. 012. Oh, this is He's dead. My strength is dead. It's over. It's actually over. He's still alive. Why nine? Yeah. Well, 350 damage on him right now. I took a lot of damage there. I'm kind of upset. I am. I'm kind of upset about Okay, double damage again. I I keep getting these. Oh, dude, this is so bad. Can I go back? Oh, man. Like, should I try to sell this? I think let's cash Yeah. Yeah, let's cash out, dude. Like, I feel like that sucks. I just beat it. Am I that guy? Wait. Oh, it's a power up bonus. Okay. Oh, wait. Okay. So, attacks deal splash damage. Add one armor. Duration 20 more experience luck maximum health damage row one HP after each this is really hard this is really really really hard I think I'm going to I I'm going to make No, obviously I'm going to get this. I mean, this is like just [ __ ] ridiculous. Like one HP after every turn is insane. Okay, so I have $500. I can get two rrows or I get more luck. I think luck is better. I think we do that armor. I I can't that's expensive. I can't buy that. I could also get max health, but max health doesn't matter because it doesn't scale with recovery. So that's that's not relevant. Like experience is the other good one. I think I go with luck. I'm going to do it. I think that's the right decision. Confirm. Okay. And then unlocks. Okay. How many unlocks am I on? I'm already at 10 out of 131. That's what it's like to be a champion. Wait, crawlers. What the hell is this? Crawlers. Wait, what? I gotta buy this [ __ ] Jinaro Bell, please. Uh, I mean, the woman's only $10. I mean, she's she's basically she's $10. I might as well buy her. Magic is not to be feared. Do I got to be a girl? Ah. Ah, dude. I just Okay, so Let's play as the girl. Yeah, we're going to play as the girl. All right, it's fine. Okay, powerups. Wait, what the hell is this? Oh. Oh, I now I moved to the library. Okay, let me try and do this one. Oh, this is the second map. I remember this. Add Wait, add experience. Wait, she just gives herself experience? What? a track orb. But why the [ __ ] would I want that? Oh, I don't Oh, I I I I Now I'm starting to understand. Okay. So, is this Okay. Yeah, it's a it's a candle opera. All right. Looks good, right? Connect and continue combos. Okay. Get Wait, is that who I think it is? Mhm. It is destroy. Okay. Um W hit it. Okay. That's not like it's not super great, but All right. Uh let's do armor Easy. Big dictum. Massively big dictum. Okay. And let's go to here. I I think this [ __ ] sucks, by the way. I think she sucks. Like, big time. And here's why. See, I just took damage number one. Okay. Attract perfection. Big dick. Bible again. The card. Yeah, the card draws. We got to do I think we got to do the armor, bro. Like, we got to like I mean, look, it's got It's like a got a holographic outline on it. So, okay, here's the problem is that if a tracked orb had a zero cost, it would be a lot higher value. But because it has a one mana cost, the combo bonus isn't as important. So that's why I'm thinking like I I have to build into that. And look at that. I think probably just double damage, right? I mean, I feel like double damage has got to be the right one. Yeah. I mean, like, it does more damage. And if it does more damage, then it's doing twice as much damage. So, like, I feel like that's a pretty easy one. Okay. Uh, let me go around this way and I'm going to kill this cockboy right here. Okay. So, wa watch how I play It is done. eight armor. See that? Like I didn't need it cuz I I I knew I would be fine, but still. Okay. Uh let's go to here. Oh, there he is. That's Wait, that's insane. I need something to burn down my mana now though. That's the problem. we got to go. We got to do armor right now cuz I don't have any other buffs. Okay, watch, watch, watch. See that? I'm unggetable. Empty tome. Oh, this is it. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. Jesus Christ. Does this work? I mean, it's obviously the best one, Like, I'm I'm going to go with this. It seems like it's the best one. What's in the box? Some coins. Yeah, I can burn through one of those. Uh, a trackboard. Oh, this is a big money situation, too. Look at them all. Okay, let's kill this one next. I literally don't think it matters. See, they can't get me. Powering up. Okay, that means I doubled it. This is a better play. 49. Jesus. 46 damage. Okay, we're fine. Mana attract. Oh, it's over. It's over. It's over. I've already won. I just won. That was just That was honestly just an awkward reality. That was an awkward You lost the card for good. I know that. But like I thought to myself, okay, when do I want to use this card? Do I want to use this card now? because I could have attract orbed and then probability rolled a zero cost, but I was like, "Okay, well, what what's the chance of that really happening?" Cuz I'd have to roll a magic missile. And so I was like, "Okay, that's not going to work." So I had to try something else. Okay, I I got to focus now. A power grows smart. armor spender. Yes, I'm building up. I'm build. I have to build up power. See that? Bing bong. Didn't matter. Jesus Christ. And four armor will be more than enough anyway. All right. This is This is big [ __ ] time. Wait, no. No, it's not. Never mind. No, it's not. I think we have to go with armor. You guys really think You guys really think Bible? Like, I I think I need to go with the armor, but okay. Uh, no, no, no, no. I I'll go with I'll go with Bible. That's fine. That's fine. I I I really don't think that's the right decision, but that's okay. Okay. Zero. Okay. I helped. I think I might actually be that guy. Wait, why am I taking damage? I'm going to track orb. [ __ ] That was That was the worst day of my honestly was the worst day possibly of my whole life. Like that was so bad. That's actually That's literal dog. Like [ __ ] this game, man. [ __ ] this [ __ ] Like this is so bad. [ __ ] man. Like I'm I still took four damage. I keep getting one. Like it doesn't even matter. It doesn't I'm I'm dying so fast. I'm so upset. I'm actually I'm so upset. I think that we go with MD to again. I think go mana increases area stat. Ah, what does area do? Cuz like I feel like if I use air, what does area stat do? It's splash damage. Well, couldn't I do that with the wands? I'm going to do it cuz like if it I think that's good, right? Like I I I don't know if it's good or not. Like I feel like it's probably the bad call, but like I just did it because I was like, "Well, what the [ __ ] The hell is this? Fuck." Increase the number of hands. Wait, isn't that just OP? Armor. Bing bong. See, they couldn't get me. tractor orb. got him. All right. I was really worried I wasn't going to kill them. Okay, good. All right. And let me go down this way. I got to do this. I didn't think it would kill him. That's why I did it. And I do I now I double up my track or that kind of sucks. That kind of sucks. Dick. I helped. Yeah. I feel like that's garbage. Which [ __ ] told me to use that? turn on my music. I feel like I should go with might right now. Like none of these are like really high value. There's never an instance where I'm not going to use that. Okay. And then we're going to do Bible now. And then we do this spinach and then armor. Two damage. Holy [ __ ] Okay, I've got three manas left. I'm going to go with this. I think I'm going to use the armor. Perfection. Oh, I I thought they were going to hit me. [ __ ] it is done. This is actually such a good run for me. Double damage is like way more Jesus, that's a lot. Okay, I got to stay focused now. Your aid I think I can kill them. I didn't. Right. okay. Actually, sir, I I I'm surprised that happened. I got to stay focused now. Get this. [ __ ] man. I'm I got to ball out. I got to ball out. I'm going to have to ball out right now. That was 100% the right call. Okay. Uh MD, tell me again. More mana, less problems. Guiding light shows breakable light sources in a mini map. Okay, well that's obviously just nice. Wait. Oh, I [ __ ] I didn't even Okay, I'm glad I got that now then, right? Okay, let's get this. All right. So, one mana Oh, is it easy? Look at that. That's a big dick bat. Add 35. I don't think I want to do that. Like I I'm just kind of afraid of using powering up. Honestly, I have so much mana that I can use though. Like, okay, I hope I I I feel like I'm kind of balling out, right? Like, I mean, combo with any cards. Wait. Well, wouldn't that make Yeah. Okay. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. See that? That was a good idea. Okay. And Oh, it's I didn't understand what a wild card was. Okay. I'm not ready for the mini boss yet. Let me do these other two smaller guys first and I'm going to build up to it. Okay. Turn on my That's really kind of bad. Honestly, it's super bad. Okay. Um Oh, this is so bad. This is the worst day of my life. I have to do this I have to do armor. That way I don't take damage. See, like I cuz I'm I'm afraid of taking damage cuz like I I have to play the wrong game. Zero. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I cuz like if I take damage that means I I have less health. You see cuz you see like cuz basically I mean I you you know you know. Okay. Um, yeah, you get it. Okay, [ __ ] [ __ ] I [ __ ] up big time there. It doesn't matter. But I did [ __ ] up big time. That's okay. Okay, now I'm going to fight the mini boss. What's up, [ __ ] Dude, where's my [ __ ] Like I The [ __ ] is this? Like I don't even think I should use the attract orb right now. I'm going to end turn. 100. Damn. Okay, this is where I win, by the way. I bet I don't think they're close enough for them to hit me, right? Bing bong. Okay. See? It's over. It's actually over. Our power goes. There it is. Smart. Yes. Where am I? Axe. SP. How are you not dead? Uh-oh. He has to die. I think I have to call a mount. Okay. I think that this is always good. cuz we want to we want to double up like cuz amount like so amount usually added one. So like if it's four axes it would go to five. So that's a 20% bonus. Like that's not really that much. So put it on a wand maybe. I don't know. I think I do it on wand cuz that like basically Okay, so think about it. Wand doubles axe 20%. You see what I'm saying? Big brain. I don't want them. No, I I don't want any of these. Gary on wand. No, you [ __ ] [ __ ] No, look. Pay like I'm going to cash you out. I I I don't need that. Watch wa watch me watch me play as a champion. Watch this. Jesus Christ, I'm actually so good. Okay. I hope see they they can't beat me. They can't beat me. I I can't get beat. I don't get beat. I'm out of control. Got one. He can't hit me from here anyway. Doesn't matter. All right. Okay. your aid. Smart. Okay. Six damage. I don't want any of these. I I I guess we get armor. Yeah, I feel I I didn't want any of those. Okay. Uh area. Well, can I only put it on the to the I think we cash out again. I'm going for the big one right now. I'm out. No, I I already have the wands leveled up. I have a vision. I have a I No, no, no. I have a vision. Cuz what happens when I put double damage on axe? Think about it, guy. What What happens? That's right. It does twice as much. See, you guys aren't thinking like winners. I'm thinking like a winner. Watch. I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you this. This is the way it works. It's actually over. Like I I it it's so over. Watch. I'm going to do this. I'm going I'm going to draw the axe. I'm going to do this. I'm going to draw the axe. One turn. I win. Cuz now I can do that. Now these guys are dangerous. Oh my god, that's a lot of stuff. Okay, that's kind of bad. My backs. My backs. What? I thought it was supposed to do more damage. What? I thought it was supposed to Why didn't it do it supposed to do more damage? Okay, it's fine. It's fine. It doesn't matter. Okay, so we do axe. I can't combo the axe. What a piece of [ __ ] there. Okay. God d it. Jesus Christ. That was bad. All right. What's sacrifice a card to get a permanent stat boost. I'm going to do a decision that I think I need to do. I'm going to get rid of spinach golden armor. Like, but I feel like I need golden armor for bosses cuz golden armor also multiplies. I'm going to use spinach. I think that was actually the right decision. Like actually I I know that was the I'm debating since I have two wild cards and I can combo the wild cards if I should fight the boss right now. I'm going to be a champion. Well, actually, you know what? I might I I don't know what happens if I do that. So, like I I want to do that. I just don't know if that's the right decision because I don't know the way the mechanics of the game work. Like I it is the right decision. I just don't know if it's the right decision. You see what I'm saying? Oh, dude. Like, that's so stupid. Like, I Oh, I'm so dumb, bro. Like, okay, I still won. I mean, I I'm still the I'm still the champion, but like, you know, could have been a lot. Attacks deal splash damage. That's insane. What? Oh. Um, I'm not ready for the chicken yet. I'm going to save the chicken for when it's chicken time. It's not chicken time. look at this. So, watch what I do here. Now see it combo. See See how it See how it combo right there. I I think we do goldie armor. Okay. Oh, that was a speck on my monitor. I wonder if I can eat this after I fight the boss. Let's find out. Okay, I helped. I'm out of control. I'm already out of control. They can't stop me now. A minute. I'm focusing them. Use his guy got destroyed. he's home. Armor axe wand armor. got to do this orb. I need to make sure I get it. Okay, good. Pop this. I'mma hit this again. Hit this. I think I need armor. I I don't know if he's going to hit me or not. He didn't even do anything. He didn't do [ __ ] God damn. I think we Oh man, I don't know. Like I actually don't think that I think one and three are the good options. I don't I really don't know. Like I think this is all like cuz there might be some armor. Uh draw. You think draw? You going to hit with draw? Like like cuz it's I get Oh, okay. You know what? I'm going to go with it. But I don't uh like I'm just I Okay. and just like theoretically. Okay, so now I can actually use the items before. Okay, that's actually really good to know. Okay, who's this? Okay, and let me do this. Do that. Do this. Do this. Do this. Okay, super simple. Bing bong. Doesn't matter. long dick. Track orb. Wow, that's a lot of stuff. Oh, [ __ ] Why did I eat that? I'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay, I'm going just do double damage. Wow, that guy got destroyed and we get armor. that's a lot of tomes. That's an assload of tomes. Okay. Yeah, I don't think All right. All right. So, that's it. We're We're done. We're done with building tomes. Okay. Well, if I just got a wild card, I'm going to fight this [ __ ] right now. I understand how this works now. I get I'll power those. Yes. Okay, I'm kind of nervous right now. I'm stressed out. It's fine. It's fine. It took a lot, dude. Dude. armor. A track orb. Axe. Track orb again. And then armor, Bible, axe, wand, tome. Okay. Yeah, I took a lot of damage there. I I I know. I know. It's fine. I saw you. I should have done that earlier. It was a mistake. He's going to do damage to me this turn. Got to get ready for that. He didn't. I thought he was going to do damage for sure. Turn on my magic. Oh man, I'm going to take a lot of damage here. I'm stressing. Draw one car. I don't think one card is going to save me. More armor. No, he didn't do damage. I thought he would. I think I'm going to kill him. He's probably getting low on health. I don't know how I'm I don't know how he's not hitting me. That's exactly why I did it. That's exactly why I did it. It's exactly why I [ __ ] it. There it is. Okay. Um I think that like honestly I think I need more ones. I do. I think I need more ones. And also like I don't have an enchantment slot. Deals spicy damage. Spicy damage. Wait, each one does. Oh, wow. That could actually be really good. got it. This mega dick longer. This is crazy. I'm out of control now. Your aid. Yeah, it's really that one spell that's like carrying the entire deck, honestly. Like that spell is crazy. Wow, dude. I'm actually doing so much [ __ ] damage now. It's insane. Okay. Um, okay. Let's do draw cards. This is kind of a bad one. Bad turn on my Jesus, that's a lot of damage. Okay. All right. Do Bible axe. I I need to go another we do another or wait. So, if I play like theoretically, I don't know if they're going to hit me. I'm going to play this and I play this, right? And now they can't hit me yet. Okay, it's good. All right. Okay. Good. Long dick. I I really don't know what the best option here is. I might take a chance. Yeah, I I'm basically in the same spot. I don't think they're going to hit me, right? Yeah. Okay, good. That was definitely the right call. Absolutely 100% the right [ __ ] call. Let me go around. And go with this. Go with that. 2x. And we'll do I don't have much that I can go with, right? Uh I think we'll just do one of these armor. Okay. Uh, it was unfortunate I didn't get the right cards, but that's okay. Doesn't matter. Box draws a card. I I think we got to wait. Yeah, let's wait until we get double damage cuz like that's obviously the best decision, Oops. My magic Santa water. Oh, we're going to go with that for sure. let me go with this. That's really, really good. It's [ __ ] easy. There'd go. Okay. Um, do this. Um, we'll do this. long-term investment. Oh, I don't the mana. Oh, I do. Oh, but then it [ __ ] up the combo. [ __ ] So, I guess I have to all I have to always burn all the mana whenever I do that. Okay, I get it now. draw uh draw a card. [ __ ] I thought I was going to kill him. they're almost all dead anyway. It doesn't even matter. Okay. Uh, tome orb. [ __ ] Um, There's no way I can build up to that. I'm going hit this. Yeah, there it is. projectiles. That's actually just insane. I don't think we really use the Santa water enough, but like armor. Yeah, I could just put armor on I'm going to put armor on this because I feel like I'm just not going to use it a lot and I want to just like I I don't know if that's the right decision or not. We're going to use empty tome just because now we have two Santa waters or we have Santa water in the deck. We're going to get that instead. Okay, I'm going to destroy this guy. He's going to die so fast. Oh man, like that that could have been way better. It doesn't matter. Okay. Um hard to say. It's a lot of damage. At least I can do a little bit of this, All right. It wasn't perfect, but it was decent. That's why we got the mana. I'm out. Uh, let's go with Hollow Heart. I just need more health. I think that was the right decision, but I'm not sure. Okay. And we'll go with this. Go with this. Wow. Okay. Power. Please, please draw the right one. [ __ ] Doesn't matter. I can still do this. Okay. I was hoping to draw the Santa water. Axe. It's only four. [ __ ] See, I don't have I don't have enough mana to do That's what's so annoying. Dude, I feel like I'm really good at this I do. I feel like I'm actually really good at this game. This is insane. Need at least one more mana tome. Yeah, I think so, too. Let me kill these guys. Missed a dot. No, I didn't. Yeah, this is easy. So, this should be the last level. Uh, oops. I didn't mean to do that. This is what it is. There's a lot of these [ __ ] isn't it? okay. I'm going to try and do this. I can't power it. I just can't [ __ ] do it, man. I keep getting so close, but I can't use the combo. I'm about to be able to, though. I just honestly I think I just get more health. I do. I think I get more health. It's too risky, right? Ooh. What's the What the [ __ ] Okay. Axe. Okay. Axe again. I don't know why I'm actually kind of farming. This is going really well. we're just going to do six health, right? Seems like it's obviously a better idea. I'm going to do this. If I can knock him back and use this this shit's This game's only $10. Yeah. Um can fight this one right now. Orbs and then axes that Bible this I think this could be over bro. Like uh this is looking really bad. Um, let me do a track orb again. Great. All right, we're doing decent so far, but now we don't have I I don't have any zero costs. Do this hard. Okay, get this. Somehow I survived. I don't know how, but I did. What is this? Uh, we're going to get rid of I'm going to get rid of the armor because I I think that I have The thing is like I already have enough. Like I I think it's better for me to do I I could be wrong, but like that's just like my best guess. it is get this. I'm kind of farming right now. Like this is this is going really well. All right. [ __ ] Okay. Um, I'll do this This does a lot of damage. All right. Magic wand. Bible. Okay. Um, let me do a track axe. Perfect. Easiest game of my life. Okay, perfect. And let me go back. Um, I'm going to kill one more and then I think I'm going to try and do the Do I might Okay, good. I pour cinnamon. No, no, it's okay. Yeah, cuz I thought it was bad. Yeah, I thought I was going to die. I say, okay, okay, I helped. Now I just need more mana. Okay. Uh, let's do another axe. I feel like I need more axes. Do this. Do this again. Do that. Oh, this is that that's actually the combo I was trying to go for. And now we do the boss after this. Oh my god. All right. All right. Let's do it. Oh, I didn't loot the spinach. [ __ ] All right, let's do it. No. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. that's the elite right there in the back. Oh, power glows. Uh 400. Wow, there's a lot of damage. Okay. And we'll do this here. Do this. Do the wand. And I guess we're going to do empty tome for sure this time. Okay. And I'll do Bible and then axe. All right. We're going to kill Medusa Let's go. Use this that Oh, it's like a it's like a debuff card. Okay, that use this. Use this. [ __ ] I I I think I'm actually going to die. This could be it. This could be it. This could be the end. All right. This is the mega combo. Is it going to hit me? 11 damage. 500 Man, deal damage. Deal armor is damage when played. Uh, I feel like that's good, right? That should be good. Wait, there's another level. Gentlemen, I need to be some I I speed ran that because I have to be somewhere at 8:00 p.m. Guys, this game is really really fun. It It's super fun. I I really enjoy it. It's been amazing. I liked it a lot. I have to pick up a prescription at 8 before 8:00 p.m. So, I've got to drive there like right now. Okay, guys. Thank you so much for watching. I really [ __ ] appreciate it. I had a great time streaming today. I hope you guys had fun. I'll be back on tomorrow. We're going to play maybe more of this, maybe something else. I haven't decided yet. This game is a lot better than what I had expected. Thank you, gentlemen, and I will see you all tomorrow. All right, boys. Peace. Yeah.