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Holy [ __ ] Look at all these people. Oh my god. Wow. All right. Well, uh I'll try it out and we'll do quick match. Oh [ __ ] that was fast. Oh my god. Okay. You going to shoot anyone this time? Yes. I I shot tons of people last time. Didn't I kill like 16 people at the end? I was popping off. What are y'all talking about? Okay. Uh general powers, obviously. Okay. next. All right. And I'm going to be a rifleman. And I'm going to go to a spawn now. It's time. Oh [ __ ] It's like it's in the daytime. Oh, thank god. Okay. Okay. Let's go. And we are winning, right? I would have killed him if I wanted, but I missed on purpose. Where's somebody right over there? Who the hell is that guy? Oh my god, bro. I just started getting mortared like [ __ ] crazy. Okay, I don't even feel bad about that one, honestly. I really don't. Like, that's just what happens. That's life. Okay. Where is it? There's more guys that are coming around from this way, right? Help me. I'm running over. I'm going over the top. All right. Trying to watch. There's nobody here, right? Got him. Oh my god. From the other side. Oh, there's four guys. How the [ __ ] am I supposed to fight four guys? Okay, we're actually winning though. It's okay. German Empire brothers. Okay, my brothers for the German Empire. Come on. FOLLOW ONE NOW. MOVE OVER. [ __ ] Move up. I got killed by [ __ ] No [ __ ] Okay. All right. Let me go again. Skill issue. No. There's two guys there. If you're bald, put a helmet on. Shut the [ __ ] up. If you're bald, make sure you're wearing a helmet. Baldi. Baldi. Come on, man. On me. [ __ ] THESE FRENCH BAGUETTE LOVERS UP. I'm coming in. Take my baguettes. Sauerkraut is better. Who even eats sauerkraut anyways? I got to hold the line. All right, I'm running in. I'm running in. I'm going in. Going in. Going in. Oh, I got him. I got I baited him. I baited him. Okay. What? Got him. Got him. I killed I killed somebody. I killed somebody. That was me. I did that. Oh, what the [ __ ] was How did he get there? How did he get over there? We got flanked again. I think I need to be sniper. Okay, I can't be sniper. Somebody We already have too many snipers. Okay, now he's dying. The formation of what? You must find Benjamin whose relatives and end it now. End his bloodline before I honestly should just kill myself. I should actually just kill myself. This is Wow. That was Oh god, that's bad. Wow. Okay, let's go again. Don't destroy these. Eat your sauerkraut. It'll make you stronger like Spotlight. Okay. All right. All right. I have a really, really good position here. I have a great position here. Wait. No, I don't. Okay. I'm going to move in. I'm moving in. Moving in. Oh, this is everybody. Oh, this is my whole team. We got a soldier down. Come on, brother. You're going to see your wife again. Wait, what's that? What's that tank? for the glory of Got him. I killed somebody. I killed somebody. I killed somebody. Kill somebody. I'm coming around this way. I'm behind enemy lines now. They can't kill me. Nobody can kill me. It seems like they can kill me. Okay. Uh, all right. I'm trying to check. I was checking sniper again. I'm going to keep checking sniper. You were saying I was Listen, I'm doing great. Okay. Everybody's dead here. You need the healers. Come on, man. God protects the blood of Mad Miklson. He must be in Death Stranding. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm running. I can't get hit. I can't get hit. I killed him. I killed him. I killed him. I Jesus, guys. Go with the officer. Who the hell is an officer? Great train. Dig for your country. Dig for your COUNTRY AND DEMAND YOU. I'M GOING OVER THE TOP, BOYS. Let's go. It's time to be a hero. I don't even know how I died. How the [ __ ] did I even die? My character just decided to explode. That's not even fair. That is a grenade. Who the [ __ ] using grenades? Oh, [ __ ] the British scumbags. I'm going in. I'm going in right now. I'm going in. I'm going in. I'm at two health. I'm going in. I'm going in. Dude, this is not fair. We're literally getting I feel like I'm [ __ ] Iran right now. We're just getting bombarded. This is ridiculous. Boys, give me Was I Swiss [ __ ] Austrian or German? I don't remember. Austrian. We're going to flank around this side. We're flanking around this side. The smoke is going to provide me cover and I will defeat my enemies here. That guy wasn't even the one that killed me. He was not even the one that killed me. I'm not worried about it. Okay, I can be sniper now. I'm going to be sniper. I'm going to be sniper. I'm going to win. This is where I make a difference for for my country. I'm about to I must get BACK TO THE FRONT LINE, BROTHERS. I'm going to Yes. I'm going to save my country right now. ON ME, YOU BALD-HEADED [ __ ] I'm about to save my country right now. Get down, brother. This Britain's over here. Watch out. Okay. It's not enough. Okay. All right. That's fine. It's what happens. Sometimes you Sometimes you miss. Sometimes you miss, guys. Sometimes you miss. Sometimes you That's a lot of guys. Okay. Sometimes you miss. Okay. All right. I'm just going to honestly, guys, go to the red dots, brothers, we shoot over this way. This guy's literally just stabbing everybody with a [ __ ] sword. Okay. Let me try one more time. Go back to riflemen. I'm about to get you a camo net to the right. How am I I miss every shot? How do I miss every single shot? It should be impossible. How do How do you even do that? It's like a reverse aimbot, dude. There was like 10 of them there. I missed everyone. I am I'm done. I'm done. I'm never using this gun again. I will never use this gun again in my life. Too late. you're aiming too hot and low. Am I okay? Maybe I am. Maybe he's right. Let's get in there, boys. This is how many shots so far, guys. Guys, I'm doing inject the solder into the breath. We're doing it, boys. Come on. Come on. Move up. We have the numbers over the trench. YOU [ __ ] [ __ ] COME ON. Get this [ __ ] RIGHT HERE. ALL RIGHT. All right. That was he was That That didn't count. That one didn't count. That one DID NOT COUNT. OH MY GOD. WE'LL GET THEM ALL. WE'LL GET THEM ALL. OH MY GOD. WE'LL GET THEM ALL. WE'LL GET them all. No. No. We're going to lose. We're going to die. Get me. Get me. Get me. Get me. Get me. Get me. Get me. Send me back to their crying mother. Thank you. Remember your training [ __ ] Remember your training motherland. HOW ARE WE GOING WHERE we were GETTING those back in THEIR FACES? [ __ ] THESE. OKAY, I GOT ONE GUY. Asmin that's based. Shut up. Okay, I'm done. Here we go. From now on, From now on, we only use From now on, we only use the rifle, man. Because, dude, there's never a point where shooting them with a sniper is a good idea. I'm about to kill everybody. I'm getting ready to kill everybody. I'm getting ready to kill everybody right now. Let's go. COME ON, MY BROTHER. I'M GETTING READY TO KILL EVERYBODY. ABOUT READY TO kill everybody. About ready to kill everybody. Oh man. Not yet. Come on, brothers. We got this [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] though. Throw your [ __ ] grenades into the I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. Get ready to charge. WE ALMOST HAVE THE NUMBERS, BOYS. REMEMBER YOUR WIVES BACK HOME. REMEMBER YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS. You will not die this day. Today we hold here. We hold the enemy here. We move. I killed. I killed. I killed I have to be 100% focused right now. I see. DO NOT GIVE THEM AN INCH. How the bag? How? How? How? How do I miss every shot? Get them, boys. They're right in front of us. [ __ ] them up, boys. We got to move up. We have to move up. And we have to move up. All the ammo right here. No, I'm down. I need a medic. I'll get you. I'll get you. I'll get you. No, I'm trying. I'm waiting. I'm waiting, guys. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. Med. That's okay. That was a barrel. OH, IT'S [ __ ] ASMIN GO. SHUT UP, SOLDIER. WE HAVE FINISHED TO KILL. OH, YES. Throw the grenade. Lose your grenades. [ __ ] us, boys. We're not. No, I'm I'm playing this one. I'm playing I'm going to play all the way on the other side. I'm going all the way on the other side. I'm going to live in a completely different universe right I'm getting ready to go on a reconnaissance mission against the enemy. Nobody can kill me from here. Where is everybody? I can't. [ __ ] I shouldn't have done this. Move up. Move up. We're going to go to the other spot to the left. We're going to the other spot again. Watch the left side. They're getting close. Is that a guy? That's my guy. Okay, I'm moving up. Going around the I'm trying. I'm trying. I got to think. I got to think. I got to think. Okay, I'm behind enemy lines. It's time to kill him. Let's go. Let's go. I ran into direct machine gun fire. I did. I It was direct machine gun fire That's what happens. Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I'm going again. Come on, you stupid private. Jesus. I don't even see him anymore. I'm running. I'm going to kill this guy over here. I'm running. Okay. Now, now we kill. Bro, get me up. Bro, help me. Oh my god. How did he know that? I ran all the way over there for nothing. [ __ ] bro. Help him. We fight for our legacy, man. I couldn't Your name will be remembered at I I was going to kill both of those guys and then I was going to res him. All right, I'm running. I'm going over the top. over here. Let's do I'm getting you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. Getting you now. Over the top down. Get the lights. Flanking. Flanking. Oh god, they're coming. Who the [ __ ] said master? [ __ ] decade [ __ ] Okay, we got to push this way. Where's my team? Where's my team? I don't know where my team is. Die for the Kaiser. Move up. For the Kaiser. Move up. Oh, for the Kaiser. Kill, guys. Oh, okay. Of all the people, it just happened to be me, right? What a bunch of [ __ ] All right, I'm running. I'm right I'm right next to you. I got to go in. I got to go in. You're standing on top of me. Please, God. Thank you. I love you. See you. Let me give you a little kiss. Come here. All right. All right. Now we're focused. Now we're focused. Now we're focused. Okay. That's an airplane. I'm move away from the airplane. Good job, boys. Let's push up this hill and [ __ ] them in the ass. Okay. All right. Let's go. I'm pushing. Come on. Y'ALL ARE GOOD. Y'ALL ARE GOOD. COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. THANK YOU, BOYS. THANK YOU. Appreciate that. Thank you, boys. Dodge. There's another tank. Oh my god. Oh god, guys. I'm literally dying again. I got Oh, I got Dude, he was too fast. Okay, I've got I've got to turn this around, man. I've got to turn this around. This is really bad. I won. We won anyway. There it is. See, I told you guys we did great. We did amazing in that game. It was incredible. Wow. Show your KDA. How do I do that? Where am I? I am 11 and n Oh, wow. Well, wow. Uh, I'm 11 and 19. I mean, there's got to be people. This guy's 620. Okay. That guy sucks. That guy is garbage. All right. So, I don't want to hear about it. You were the decoy. Yeah, I got killed so they didn't have to. They ran out of ammo thanks to you. Shut the [ __ ] up, man. Okay, where are the options? Um, I can either Okay, I'm going to do this one. I'm going to do crossroads. I clicked on this one right here. Play a medic. They can't shoot you. It's a war crime. Yeah, good point, man. You're right. Why didn't I think of that? Can you use grenades as well? I can. Theoretically, I can. It's just like, dude, you get shot instantly and you're just like immediately dead. How you liking the game? The game's great. It's fun, man. I'm feeling pretty good about this. I think I'm going to win this time. How do you get a tank? Like that's what I want to know is like how do I how do I get a tank? It's got instigib. Yeah. You unlock it. You climb in one. Okay. You spawn it in. I'm about to be MVP. On spawn screen, you'll see it as a spawn point. Okay. Let me see if I can find it. I want to know where the hell it is. Try one with the rifleman with armor. Wait, I could be the armerald rifleman. Armored rifleman. Well, wait. Yeah, why would I not play that? Yeah, I want to play the armored rifleman. Why did I not Wait, why would I not do that every time, bro? Wait, guys. Move. Look too deep. Move up. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Let's dig. NO. NO. THAT'S the main point. Okay. Let's go. Diggers. Come on, diggers. All right. We're digging. Diggers. [ __ ] out for the Kaiser. [ __ ] out for the Kaiser. Come on, ditch diggers. figures. It's okay. All right. All right. Britain for the French. We have done it. The Americans have surrendered first. Uhoh. No, it's all right. The British have the British. You can do that. Keep digging. Connect them to the tip. MAKE THE THE TIPS TOUCH. I'm digging. I am digging digging. Dig, boys. Dig like you're working. Come on. The next person that says you're breaking a brand new where they at? Where they at? WHERE'S MY GUN? WAIT, WHERE'S MY GUN? I GOT TO GO AWAY. WHERE'S my gun? Keep pushing. Push up. Push up. We're moving. Push up. I'm running. I'm running. Enemies on the right side. I'm the tank. Medic. Where's my Where's my gun? Whoa. That's nice booties. I'm going to kill him. This gun is insane, guys. Guys, I think I find my M. This is my main class. I think this class sucks. I hate this class. El, [ __ ] SHOOT THIS BASTARD. HE'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU. SHOOT HIM. HE TRIED TO PUNCH HIM. WEAPON. CHARGE. Okay guys, charge up. Charge up. WHO NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION? No worries. Oh [ __ ] that just got obliterated. Wait for the gas. I got [ __ ] mortared, man. Oh, that was pretty easy. What? What? What was he doing over there? Okay, we're running. It's time to move there. Oh, that's my own guy. Oh, that's my own guy. That's my That was my own guy. That was my That was my teammate. I shot my teammate. Hell yeah. Keep playing. I'm injured. No, I'm not. I'm going to kill him. Okay. I didn't There's so many of these guys. [ __ ] Bullet just spawned off my [ __ ] it. I'm going in. I'm going in. I'm going in. They can't kill me. That's why I got that armor. That's why I got that armor. They can't hit me. I got to believe. All right, I'm back at the scene of the I got you, bro. Okay. All right, I'm going to take this tank out. We got this, boys. Keep pushing on the city. Keep pushing. Okay. All right. For the glory of jungling. I can't kill it. Okay. Let's go. Let's go. I have to go with my team. I have to go with my team. Where's my team? Okay, gas. Got him. Hiding. Got him. You dog. That's right. What the hell happened? Tell your mother I said hello. Wait a sec. I'm focusing. Focusing. Where are they? Do I move in? Do I move in or not? Guys, press X. Get your B. French bastards. Yes. All right. I'm actually that guy. I'm scared. Any engineers could spot some heels. Oh, help me. Wait. Wait. What? Get me up I wasn't paying attention. I didn't realize that. I I I didn't know I was I didn't know I got resed. Okay, let me take Let me go back to to one. I'm going to go to one. Okay, got him. That's right. That's why I have the armor. That's why I have the armor. In the bushes. In the bushes. Dude, are you kidding me? I got killed by an air strike. to Iran's air strike. I got to save you, dude. Thank you. At least someone that's not as curious as the full armor of God. How do I miss that? I got you, brother. I am getting scammed right now. Yes, sir. I I literally hate this game. How is this happening to me? Motherland. Okay. All right. I killed one person. Who's praying? Stop being a [ __ ] Hey, man. Are you just gonna like hide in this doorway all game? Yes. Hello. Christ, I hate this [ __ ] Welcome to my hole. I'm so another thing. Oh my gosh. Oh my god, dude. It's not easy in this game, not going to lie. I killed somebody. I killed somebody. Somebody the [ __ ] As are such a nice ass. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey yo, I'm sick of being the greatest part about this game is no [ __ ] women. Remember a 9year-old single girl. He's right. Where's the ammo box? Watch out, BOYS. THEY'RE COMING FOR THE POINT. We got to hold it now. There's so many guys here. Oh god. I can be here. Okay, that was really bad. We're going to come back though. We're going to come back. It's not a big deal. We're coming right back. Right back where we started. They got mortars circled in on us. [ __ ] this, bro. I'm going in. They can't hit me from here. GENTLEMEN, I'm reload. I'm reload. I'm reload. Take my inches and take my place for Kingdom of the Win. Kingdom of Germans. Germans. Be quiet. Be quiet. Be quiet. Watch out. Be quiet. Calm down. We're in killing mode now. I should just kill. Thanks for digging your veins, boy. We got another brother. I am the worst person. You're going to go see your wife again, brother. Get back up. I'm the worst person. I I I am actually a piece of [ __ ] I'm literally a piece of [ __ ] He's dead. I win. I win. I killed him. I'm actually like literally I'm the biggest piece of [ __ ] Oh, that's my own teammate. That's why he didn't die. Wait. Oh, I made it. I made it. I'm missing a leg. Behind you. Behind you. I can't feel my leg. Nice to [ __ ] join us, man. I just killed everyone. Jesus Christ, man. [ __ ] All right, let's go. Let's go. I got I didn't see him in the tree, man. They will never get to be B is ours. Be is ours for Oh, good [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] Salam. THAT'S A TANK. THAT'S A TANK. THAT'S A TANK. GOODNESS. I did not pay you to have such ration. Come on, men. Charge across the battlefield. On my way. On my way. I'm going to kill that guy. is what it is. Soldiers. Damn. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. How's the war going over here, ladies? Oh [ __ ] No. Why do you rest in peace, brother? Come on. You can heal. Wait, can I How do I heal? I don't know how to heal. Wait a second. Is that a bad guy? I'm going to play rifle, man. I keep missing. President, get down. My Wait, where are they calling me? Dude, I beat his dick. So, are you single or what? Oh [ __ ] You just got blown up like Aldderon. Oh my god. Oh, that's my own teammate. I got you. Oh my god. How do they know I'm there? Too soon. Well, he was in World War I. He was. What do y'all mean? All right, we're back. All right, I'm out. I'm I'm done. No. No. This is a cluster. [ __ ] brothers. I'm playing a new character right now. Make some D. I want to be a rifleman. It is the voice of the people that have found something that was broken. Behind you, dude. I No, I'm not playing as a stormtrooper, guys. I don't know what's happening. I'm stuck in the spawn. What the [ __ ] [ __ ] throw grenades. This is really not going very well. Asmin, you're just That's terrible, Asmin. I'm sorry. I What am I supposed to do? I think a bit better. It's not my fault. Okay, let's go. Come back. Okay, now we win. Now we win. Holy [ __ ] I just got the controller. What the hell's wrong with you? I leave me alone. Don't believe me. What? I just got destroyed. How did that even happen? Go, go, go. For the big yahoo. Got him. Got him. Got him. I I killed somebody. I killed somebody. Oh my god. I see him. I see him. He's in there. Got him. Got him. Got him. Got him. Got I lagged. I lagged. I lagged. I lagged. No. No. NO. NO. HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW I'M THERE? Don't you res him. Okay, that guy. we have a small advantage in numbers. Not large, just small. Oh my god. I got picked off by a sniper like nothing. Holy [ __ ] I really thought that was going to be a good one for me. Okay, let's move. Oh my god, bro. Like strength and numbers. I'm doing my best. I a bad out. keep keep going to be for the fatherland. Reclaim that [ __ ] with our 360 no scopes. There's a fresh tank here. Where is it? Oh, this is actually a really good position for me to be in. boy. Shut the [ __ ] up. Shut the [ __ ] up. I'm getting destroyed. David, the pawns go first. I'm in the ground. Wait, wait. Who's that? Dude, dude. Dude, I shot him twice. What the [ __ ] I shot him two times. What a bunch of [ __ ] that bad guy. Die, you mother so close to us. Okay. Oh my. Throw grenades. Hey, throw grenades. Throw grenades over the hill. You Okay. All right. Let me go again. Let's go again. Go stab. I didn't think about it. I can't believe I'm I'm glitching under the map. World War I was not like this. I don't remember this. Ah, why am I stuck? I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck, too. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Worse than in the washing machine. Wait, we're losing fuel. Respawn. I'm going to respawn. I'm respawning. I'm respawning. I'm respawning. I'm going to go back to B. I'm going to respawn right now. Everything should be fine. Everything should be totally fine, right? Yes. I got you. Let's go. Thank you. I love you. We have finally retaken B. Let's go. All right. I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to capture this one by myself. That's right. This is only the beginning. This is only the beginning, boys. I'm behind enemy lines. Okay. So, what what is three for bandage? Okay. Yes. Yes. Of course that's what happened. Of course that's what happened. Yeah. I I expected that. I knew that was going to happen. I wanted that to happen. Everybody, I got the anti-tank gun. Arctic scouts are gun. Let's go up, you [ __ ] I didn't see you. I'm making a I'm in the middle of a I'm just so glad I didn't die, dude. That was going to be That was going to be one of those clips, man. It was going to be It was going to be my clip. Like the Battlefield one, man. I'm so glad I didn't die. Like, I'm a bit better for Got him. Got him. I killed somebody. I killed somebody. Oh my god, I didn't even see him. It's so fast. GOD SHOOTS AN INCASER. GOT HIM. Got him. Got him. I actually downed him. I actually downed him. I killed the other guy, too. I killed the guy resing him. I got to reload. I got to reload. Okay, that's just bad RNG. Wait, what? Get out. Okay, wait. Okay, so three for bandage and now I bandage. Wait, these are the worst bandages ever. I'm only gaining 10 health. And now we're being we're being aggressed on. I can't I can't put my gun on. Okay, let's go again. Dude, they're coming in on us hard. Oh, baby. A triple. I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh my god. Oh my god, bro. Like I I Dude. Dude, I almost had it. I almost had it. Heal. The heals don't do enough. It's better to just die. Oh, baby. A triple. Nice shot. Oh, yeah. Thank you, my brother. Oh my [ __ ] god. Every time I die, what the [ __ ] is going on, brother? Okay, this time I'm going to kill him. This time I killed him. If you press left, click kill people. I protect you. My f Please get me. Please rest me. Rest me, man. Please rest me. I got you, puppy. Over. We're going in. We're going in. All right, I'm going to kill him right Bro, we're getting raped so hard. I feel like I'm going to Diddy. That's an airplane. Last stands in the public. Got him. Got him. Got him. He's dead. I need to heal. I need to heal. I need to heal. I need to heal. Get into that. Get him. He's [ __ ] up. I [ __ ] him up. Let's go. Good. [ __ ] All right. All right. Wait. We got rid of him. We killed him. the troll to GET INTO THEIR BOY THE TROLL through the fields. He didn't pay the Get me up. I I Okay, I'm going to two. I'm going to two. Where is our enemy? They're over that way. Bro, pointing the gun away. I I just I I can't do it. I'm going to I'm going to missile all my shots. It's just what I do. I'm coming. Get the wounded. Cover me. Get back in. I'm Get me up. Get me up. Get me up. Get me up. Get me. I got you, Mr. Ch. Thank you. Thank you. Got him. Got him. Got him. Medic. Asmin, please. Oh, I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. Thank you. Protecting all the tanks indeed. Come up. Come up. Come up. Are you a gopher? We got this, boys. The battle's over. We're flying a blimp. Hell yeah. Crush the spirit OF THE FRENCH. TAKE THE BATTLEFIELD. Crush their spirit. Protect this doorway with their lives. It wouldn't even take that much. We're good. We're good. We're good. They're in the building. They're shelling the building. Mhm. That's a tank. THAT'S THE They're going to try to use the gas. Watch the gas. Austrian. They're using the gas as cover. HERE THEY COME. Oh my god, dude. I How the [ __ ] are they getting meward? I We're winning, right? We've got to be winning. Let's see. Are we winning? Yes. Yes, we're winning. Actually, even more. Two tanks. Left hand flag coming up. I don't know how to handle a tank. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Medic, they're right over here. Oh my go Oh my god. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Little [ __ ] [ __ ] you. You little dick sucker. There it is. The easiest game of my life. I feel like I did a lot better that time. 29 and 26. That is a plus three. Reload. That's a plus three, gentlemen. The best digger. I am the big ditch digger. You know what? I'm never going to say that again because I'm going to say it wrong. That's the last time I ever say it. That's it. I never say it I never say that again. Okay, we're going to go over there. I want to do this one. Let's do this one. That's just asking for it, bro. Yeah. I'm a fat [ __ ] No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We would never do that. We're a well- behaved group. Yeah. Nobody Nobody say anything. Don't say anything wrong. Right. Go on a tank. Yes. No. Upgrade your gun. I don't know if I can. I don't know if I'm able to. I have no idea. You're the one that bring it back. Bring what back? I don't want to bring digging. I don't know if I want to do that, man. 30 kills equal upgrade. Okay, let me see if that if that's true. Um, okay. If I if it lets me, I I'll see if I can do it. Okay. All right. So, I'm done loading. If I'm done loading, then stop loading. Uh-oh. Okay. So, I'm rifle man and a perk. Oh, wait. Oh, I do have it. Oh, [ __ ] And I have $2,000. Wait a second. What is this? Are these guns better? This gun's the most expensive, so it must be the best gun, right? It's the best gun, right? Yes. Okay. purchase. Oh [ __ ] Then I'm going to buy this grenade. Oh, this is huge. And I'm going to get uh what? Oh, oops. Okay. Okay. So, this is my more diggers up front. Move on. Oh, that's way better. Go on, diggers. Move on. You may make any dig. Break up. Doesn't matter. There's no one watching. You guys ever noticed that there aren't any blacks around here? I say digger with the hard. All right. My digger. My diggers. My dear diggers. My dear end keeping you diggers. 25 seconds until the war begins, lads. Bob will do you. Remember, we're Germans. We say sha, not shing. Go. Let's go. Let's go. Get ready. We're digging. Okay. Get on the line. Make a line. Make a line. Make a line. I can't wait. Here we go. Keep digging. Keep digging. All right, let's go. This is such a I'm going up. I'm going up. I'm going up. [ __ ] Hold your ground, lads. Hold your ground. Don't be [ __ ] Hold it. Hold it. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. How could that happen to me? How? I killed him. I killed him. He's dead. He's dead. I killed I killed, I'm going to start digging. It's digging time. Close trench, boys. The close trench. I'm digging. I'm digging. I'm digging. I'm I'm digging. I'm digging. Let's go. We got to go underneath the barb wire. Exhaust. There it is. There it is. We go underneath the barb wire. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Okay. Wait. Wait. Oh, here they here. They're here. They're here. Where's my gun? Where's my gun? Oh my god. Chuck your grenades. Throw your grenades. Oh [ __ ] Oh god. Oh my [ __ ] god, man. How did that happen to me? I'm on my way. And I did all that work to help my team. And I don't even know where the hell I was. That's what it means to be a patriot. That's chivalry. I'm on my way. up. Get me up. Get me up. You have my running running. Okay, now I pop off and kill him. No. I don't know how to aim. I'm holding my position right now. Enemy's inbound. I'm surround I'm literally totally surrounded. Do me a favor, man. That's a dead Oh my god. I'm reloading. I thought I had that. I thought I had it. I didn't. I'm going to go to two. Going in two. Leave enemy spawn immediately. Okay. I didn't know. I didn't know that could happen. I had no idea. That's not even my fault. Honestly, it's not even my fault. I I didn't do anything. Okay. Okay. Uh let me go number one then. I'm going to go number one. I don't know what that was. I had no idea what that was. Okay. Let's go. Where are they? Where are they shooting? Watch. He's right in front. Enemies right balloon boy. Just saw an enemy. 305. 305. They're coming, boys. 305. I'll shoot a blip. I got anti-tank. You boys. Watch the ground. Watch the ground. Got you. Pizza roll. They're using the tractor. Go. First person is down. Repeat. We got the blimp. We got the blimp. Hell yes. I thought you said no to women play the game. Oh, I got five of them, boys. Hell yeah, boys. Hell yeah. Chuck your nick. Steady moving. Steady moving. Keep moving up a little bit at a time. We got any diggers down here. Let's open up this tarantula. Let's keep Let's inch our way up. Nades out. Nades out. Nate's out. Charge. Charge. Charge. Charge. They're charging. They're charging. Further. Enemy spawn. We need to get this trench going. We need to get the trench. We're doing it. We're holding them back. There's a tank right there. Shoot the tank. If anyone dies with the next shooting bullet from your No. Everybody's dying around me, boys. Move up quick. Quick quick. Move TNT. Get down. Everybody move up now. Swamp us. Man, I'm getting [ __ ] I'm getting [ __ ] hard. Ah, right. Hold them back. Hold the line. Get up. GET YOUR BROTHERS UP. DIE. OH, THERE'S A TANK. RUN FOR YOUR [ __ ] LIVES. HOLY [ __ ] RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. THERE'S A TANK. All right. Going back. Should I go here instead? I should probably just keep digging. I'm the tank. Yeah, I'm taking every bullet. Okay. I'm going to kill somebody. I'm killing somebody right now. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Pushing in hard on the left hand side. Okay. Let's go. Let's go. Mom, I WANT MY MOTHER. IT'S FINE. THAT'S FINE. THAT'S FINE. We wanted that that time. Oh my god. Can you get me? Can you get me? Somebody can get me. Somebody can get me. Get up, you son of a [ __ ] You get up, too, you son of a [ __ ] I killed two people. I killed two people. Two people are dead. That's insane. I'm actually a god. I'm actually a god. Like, that's insane. They have a [ __ ] tank. Yo, wait. Oh, it's dead. Their tank's dead. Ashman go. Keep taking Ashman. No, I'm a rifle woman. I'm going to flank him. I'm flanking him right now. Dude. Dude, this is this is getting really bad. This is getting really bad, This is really bad. Go around through here. Medic. What? Okay, I got to run away. I got to run away. Got to run away. Medicade. Run away. Is it called? I see. I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him as soon as they come up. I'm going to kill him as soon as they come up. I'm going now. I'm going in. Oh my. He's I didn't [ __ ] Right. Why are they putting barb wire in our [ __ ] need to charge it and [ __ ] die? Just hold the trench. I'm going to get into that trench. I'm going to the trench. Asma char. Hopefully they can get me. Hopefully they can get me. They should be able to get me. They should be able to get me. They can get me. They can get me. They can get me. They can get me in the dick. They couldn't get me. Look at all their tanks. What the [ __ ] does that happen? All right. All right. What's the plan, boys? Oh, damn. Oh, you can destroy the road. What the Well, you should spread out all blown up anyways. Jump on top. Oh my. Oh, I didn't even see him. [ __ ] You bought grenades. Well, I I didn't I I didn't think of that. I was just thinking of the fact there was a tank. I need an engineer. An engineer. Follow me. But don't spawn. I couldn't think about a grenade cuz there's a tank there. There. I'm going to kill this guy. I'm going to kill this guy right over here. Where is he? This fucker's over here, I got to kill. I got to kill, guys. I'm dead now. I'm dead. Now I'm [ __ ] dead. Wait, there's a tank over there. Immunition. take down me. ammo over here. Oh my god. Oh my god, dude. I started cooking and they put me out. Daddy, let's go. Let's go. I'm on my way. German. Where are they? I'm running. Gas, gas, gas. Just run away from that. Chief grenade. Jesus Christ. [ __ ] Can't go any further. Okay, I'm focusing. I'm focusing. I have to be focused 100%. Okay, we're going in. Hey, engineer. Engineer, come build a spawn point. I'm going in. I'm going in. Gent, stay [ __ ] got me. But don't worry, I took one of those scurvy masks on, boys. OH MY GOD. HOW AM I BROTHER? How do I die? Wake me up in God damn it. Holy [ __ ] What a piece of [ __ ] Point an old dog in the direction. I'm going to kill him right now. Okay. I'm not this way. Okay. All right. All right. This is where they die. Asmin, press B to go first person, dude. Thank you, Ramstein. Let's go. I have the same play here. I moved in. I moved up. I moved up. God. No. It's so embarrassing. I just Dude, I can't I can't do it, man. I can't do it. Okay. Wait. Why is it not letting me do this? Here. Put me in the game. Okay, I'm dead again. Oh, fresh head. I didn't know that. First person. Yes. Okay. I'm going to run out. Run out. Running out. Coming around this side. Coming around this side. Move the line. Move the line. I got Wait, I just got an assist. How I was going to go get away from you before you get me killed. Who has the trumpet? It's you. I'M FOLLOWING YOU. [ __ ] kill the trumpet. Not our creator. Stop dying, brothers. Do I run in? I'm running in. I'm running in. I'm running in. I'm running in. I'm running in. YEAH. LET'S GO. LET'S GO, BOYS. Let's do it. Big dick. Bullet coming. It's time. All the way. Running away. Running away. Running away. Running away. Go back. Cop. Okay. Where are they? This one. Back at it again. Oh, they're How the [ __ ] are you I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill Told you. Told you I was going to kill I'm dead. How did he know to go up there? I didn't think Greasy Weasel. Who? Me? What do you mean? I'm f I'm fighting for the motherland. I'm doing what I need to do. I'm doing amazing. All right, let's go. I'm pushing in hard this time. Pushing in super hard. OH, hell yeah. Yeah, we would have we would have won every one of those. Like I I I would have popped off hard. I would have popped off hard as [ __ ] bro. Like that went crazy. Oh my god. I am out of control. Everyone good day for sure. Damn, bro. I've never lo I've never lost and I was fif Okay, I was 15 and 17, but I mean I think most Damn, this guy, dude. This guy had 36 kills. Oh my god. Who was this guy? Negative KD. That's just what happened. It's not my fault. That's just what happens. I'm going to go I'm going to go Mole Hills, I guess. Mole Hills. Oh, wait. What the hell is this offen? All fug. The [ __ ] is I guess I'm going to click on that one. I'm going I clicked on that one. Front liners will always have more deaths. That's the reason why it happened. OFFICERS HAS ARTILLERY ALT. OH WOW. I didn't even know that. You were cooking, bro. The thing is that I have to be in control. Like if I ever have to plan the back foot, I can't because it what anything that I have to make fast decisions for that I haven't already made in my head, I'll lose. I I'm good at planning. I'm not good at executing. I'm great at planning. I'm a great planner, terrible executor. That's my weakness. Like the moment something happens, like I'm already thinking of like six different [ __ ] things. So like by the time that that something else comes out. Damn it. Can we shoot? You're the artistic mustat. Oh, wait. We'll follow you anyway. Wait. I'm not the That's not This is the That's the wrong war, man. You might like playing officer then. No, I'm playing great, man. Use your nades. Okay. We never We always play We always play the Germans. We never play anything else besides Germany. Okay, boys. Move up. Move up and start This is my element. I have the mortar and I will help our team bomb. Build up the fences and start. Okay, let's go. All right, let's do it. Build the fences. Press K to P. It's important. Don't stand there. Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, brothers. Dig. Oh, so much more diggers. Where are the best? Yo, can that bald guy in front put a hat on? God, the glare. Let it out. Let it out. Yeah, he's so diggy. Keep digging and helping me digging all digging hard. You're pretty good with a shovel, but you're not as good with a rifle. No digging over here. They're throwing. They are W speed. A lot of digging out all the dirt, boys. Elvis, W speed, build up. Build up. Build up. Build up. You think they know it's you? They have They have no idea at all. I love this game. Get up, brothers. Get up. Ready. All right, let's do this. Go, go, go, go, go. Let's go. Let's go. I'm on my way. Big [ __ ] on him. Big [ __ ] on him. Let's go, boys. Let's go. I'm on my way. Five. Five. That's what happens, guys. That's what Let's go. Why did you do that? Why did I charge the machine gun nest and kill the guy in the nest? Because that's what uh that's what the guy that like got the Medal of Honor did. That was me. I'm like the same thing. I killed three people, bro. Like, I'm going to be honest. Like, this might be my map. I think this is my map. This is my map, guys. This is my map 100%. Got you, brother. I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm never afraid. I'm dead. I'm dead. Can you all get me? Everybody is getting I'm going to take that as a no. I'm going to take that. That That's going to be a no. Where are they? Where's our enemies? I put them on. This hill is ours. This hill belongs to the Germans. Now you'll never lose me. I'm going in. I'm running in. Running in. I can't believe that worked. Got him. Can you get me? Get me. Get me. Get me. Get me, Wilfred. Thank you, brother. Thank you, brother. Thank you, my German brother. Get him up, brothers. Okay. Okay. I think we're losing ground. Pull back. Take that. All right. Let's go. Wait, which one am I going to? Which one did I go to? All right, I have to take the scenic route. Who is it? I'm going to come up here. I'm going to kill him. This is just what happens. There's no way they know I'm here. There's no way they don't know I'm here. Is this guy on my side? Yeah, he is. Okay, let's go, gentlemen. Let's go. Oh, they know. I'm going. Here's your damn med. What is that? Aim. I can't aim. I cannot aim. All shots missed. Yes. Why no nades? Um, yep. That's right. No grenades. This time I do it, I do it the right way. I'm by myself. Watch. The [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Wait, we won this whole area. I just realized that. Oh, this is amazing. Oh my god, we're blow. Wait. Oh, we're losing. RUSH P. RUSH P. OWENS. Just give me a chance. Start digging some trenches. Get in cover. We're going to get char. Got him. Got him. I killed. I killed. I killed. I killed. I killed my hell battle from here, boys. Got him. Got him. I I down one. I down one. Oh [ __ ] Got him. This line pretty good, boys. I'm I'm right here. I'm reload. Reload. I'm reloading. This [ __ ] Hold your ground. If we win this battle, we can run a train on my boyfriend. up. Get me up. Wait. Is it true that they suck [ __ ] in the Navy? No, we suck [ __ ] everywhere. I'm running in. I'm running in. I'm running in. I didn't know he was there. We're going to go to B. We're going to go B. I didn't know he was there. I had no idea. Wait. Oh, no. Those were the bad guys. I I thought Dude, dude, okay. All right. I thought that's what I I thought. Apparently, apparently not. All right. Okay. Maybe I can catch Maybe I can catch somebody off. Asmin, you're golded. You're goated. I know. I know. All right. This is where I redeem myself. Right here. This is right here. Thank you very much. I'll keep shooting. I can either choose to RT them or or mark them again. What would you guys prefer? You want it marked or you want? I have more. I will. Please give me marking for my mortar. Okay, I got you. Coming in. Moving in. Coming in. This is what a hero does. What I'm doing Oh, they're all up there. Wait. Oh. Get out of the way. Get out of the way. Get out of the way. It's like [ __ ] You have to hold me, boys. Maybe not. I'm going in. I'm going in. I'm going in. I'm going in. I'm going What? What do you mean return to the battlefield? Hold down. Got to hold B. Shoot that balloon. Dig. Diggers. Diggers. Come in. Don't dig straight. Dig across. Hold them down. Hold your ground, brothers. Stop digging. This land was promised to Germany 3,000 years ago. Shoot the balloon. Go, go, go, go, going, going, going. I'm going. I'm running in. Concord. Shoot it. I can see the light. Go, boys. Go. I don't know. I lost that fight. Germans are ugly and stupid. Yeah, that's right. You should talking to you with a dumb head for the father. Shoot those bastards. You French scumbags. Eat lead, [ __ ] Come here. You bagers. You baguette eating [ __ ] Dude, I ACTUALLY KIND OF PUSHED. I DID. THAT was good. Okay, now I'm moving in again. I'm moving again. Moving in again. The hell is moving in. Germany reigns supreme. Like always. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. It's over. You're kind of the guy. I I am. I did really well there. That was amazing. We're turning it around. Who the hell is he talking to? dude. We're actually running them over. Oh my god, dude. I didn't see him anywhere. I didn't know what the hell was Oh. Oh, now we have a whole new area. Okay, this is amazing. We're pushing them in, boys. Let's go, boys. Let's turn this around. Let's turn this around. I'm already outside, dude. I'm coming out. I'm coming out. I'm coming out. It's time. Where's the Holy [ __ ] All right. Holy [ __ ] Try again. Time for him to die. That's my own teammate. I didn't know that. It's okay. I'm going to run away from the gas. All right, we're going to flank them right here. We're flanking. That's on my dick, [ __ ] That was my own teammate. This is big. This is big. This is insane. This is insane, guys. I'm insane. Thank you, brother. What the hell was that? Who the [ __ ] is this guy? Who the hell was this guy? He just killed everybody. Who the [ __ ] is this? Wait a minute. Okay, I'm fine. Give me Give me Give me Going in. Going in. Going in. Wow. Where was I? Where was I? How many kills did I get? Plus one. Plus one. It was me. That was me right there. Plus one. The literal [ __ ] god. You guys see that? That's what I'm talking about right there. Plus one. I'm becoming a champ. Yeah, I might take a break. Holy [ __ ] God damn, what a game. Rifle bullet speed was way slower than current weapons. This game reflects that. I just don't know what it is yet. Winners win. Yeah, you're right. How you feeling? I'm chilling, man. I'm chilling. I break get some food. Probably eat. The game is very, very good, though. I'll tell you that. Uh, it's very, very good. It's a fun game. Let me Let me Oh, let me main menu. God damn. God damn. God damn. Oh my god. Jeff Kaplan announced a new game. This like a meme or something. Have you addressed the Hassan Abby What? What? He say something stupid. What? Yeah. I mean, did I miss something? I mean, he say something stupid again. Yeah. Which one? It's absolute cinema to watch. Yeah. I think it's fun. He means in general, who cares? I mean, another crash out another day, right? I mean, like, damn. What do you expect? That's a game. Yeah, that's a BlizzCa. His biggest regret was Overwatch, too. I'm not surprised, man. Yeah. Everyone's respectful in game. Nobody's breaking to. Yeah, exactly. I agree. Say digger but with an N. Dinner. Is that what you wanted? Yeah. You want a dinner, right? Man, that was bad. Saved. Yeah. Do Arma next and see why Iran keeps using it. Maybe I will. Yeah, that's a good idea. Damn, bro. Like this game. How is this game doing? Like, actually, let me see what it says. What does it say here? Uh, where the [ __ ] is it? Dude, this game's actually popping off. Today was the biggest pop off of the game. It was the biggest pop off that was in. Damn, bro. Like, there it is. That's good. I'm glad. Are you playing this game in preparation for war? Yeah, this is from whenever I get drafted and sent to uh where's the war happening right now? Iran. Oh, [ __ ] I want to I want to watch this. I'm not I'm not going to look at it until tomorrow. Uh oh. He goes full special ghost for his 30-day marathon. Nice. Good for him. Mog world order. Nice. [ __ ] nice. There you go. Got on eye or all of them. Well, if you have your eye on them, why not just go get them? Just go get them right now. A suicide boat attacked a third oil tanker. Oh, I think we saw this. What's the president's plan for Iran? I don't know. Nobody knows. Not even he knows. That's how secret it is. Wait for him to do some [ __ ] so they can send troops in. Maybe. Like I I think that the world will be a better place as soon as the Iranian government's gone. The world will just be a safer and better place for everybody. Like I don't know why anybody's fighting that. It's pretty obvious that it's I mean they they literally attack everybody. They fund terrorism. Like I mean it it's just really I mean what are we doing? Like it's so obvious that you should go after these people. Yeah. I just I don't get it. I mean I feel like it's kind of obvious. Straight upgrade. Yeah. Exactly. Lefties don't want to give Trump a single W. feel exact same way about Israel. I mean, I think that Iran is like like I mean, you could say Israel and America is like a bigger threat, like if you believe all the conspiracies, but like uh I'd say globally Iran's a much bigger threat than Israel is. Start attacking oil tankers of other countries and it's over for the country. That's what they're doing. Yeah. We're just trying to sleep peacefully at night. I think there's a lot of people feel that way. ABC story Iran threatening to hit drones. I am I did see that. I saw it a little bit before. America first regardless what the other countries think. Yeah, true. Basically docs him and got on fire's job saying I'm put a video game. I didn't see that at all. Pentagon said it cost 11 billion the first 6 days. Uh yeah, I'm not surprised. I think that's probably what you'd expect. But I'm going to chill, call it a day, go get some food, and uh I'll be back on tomorrow, obviously. And uh when I'm back on tomorrow, we're going to go and uh have more fun and uh [ __ ] around then and do the same thing we did today. So thank you guys all very much for watching and I'll see y'all then. So until next time, boys. Peace. [ __ ]