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There are two buttons that you can press. The red button and a blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everybody lives. Everybody lives if if more than if more than half of everybody presses the blue button. But if less than 50% of people press the blue button, only the red button pressers survive. So basically, if you press the blue button, if it's under 50%, you die. And if it's over 50% you live. And if you press the red button, if it's over 50% you you live. And it's under 50% you also live. You weren't supposed to show it. It's extremely biased. Now I I don't think that I think this is what my viewers would say. Now I'm going to give you guys my answer. I'm going to give you my answer to this this moral conundrum. Okay, this is expected. It is. I think, and this is going to shock a lot of people, I'd press the blue button. I would. And do you know why? It's because we used to live in a society. We did. We used to live in a society. We used to live in a world you see remember what I was saying about third worldism. One of the main core tenants of that is the idea of the self over the o over the community over the society and I think that in a first world western culture the true like what button would someone like uh Socrates press? What button would uh you know Plato press? What button would Aristotle press? What button would Caesar press? And I think they'd push the blue button. They would. And red. No, I I disagree. I do. I disagree. If red wins, the world collapses and the majority will die of starvation. Well, here's the issue that I have, right? Is that I don't want to live in a world where everybody does that. Like I think this this is a bad world to live in, especially when it's just for a completely like a completely arbitrary reason. So my outlook on it is that uh ask Gemini which button Socrates would press. Okay, fine. Uh I I'll do that. No, no, no. We'll we'll we'll do that. Um where is it? No, go ahead. Um, and let me go. I'm just going to copy paste this and then I can upload the image. Uh, actually, well, maybe I should just I should just type it. Yeah, I I'll just type it. Give me one second. This is kind of stupid, but uh I I'll just type this and that way I can copy paste it over. Okay. Um, imagine uh everyone in the world has to take a private vote. uh by pressing a red or blue button. Where the [ __ ] is this? Okay, give me a minute. I I'm not I can't even see what I'm typing. Um Vogue. Yeah, see that's why I I realized I was doing something wrong. And uh copy the text. Just don't don't text. You'll [ __ ] it up. No. No. Like I I'm going to copy it word for word and then I'm going to ask the AI uh snipping tool and copy paste. I don't think that's going to work, man. Paste right into Gemini chat. Okay. All right. Uh uh. You know what? Let's see if it's that good. Um MS Paint. No, it will. It probably will, right? I mean, there's no way it won't. Okay. Save as PNG. Okay. Uh which one? Which one? I I love how I still have the Jeffrey Epstein thing on my [ __ ] computer. Okay. Um let me see here. Which one would which button button would press in this situation? Okay. No. All right. All right. We're going to find out. We're going to find out. And the AI, there's no way the AI can be wrong, right? And so, uh, yeah. Okay. Here we go. All right. Oh my god. Boomer gold. Well, I I don't know. I mean, I'm not sure if it's going to work. Like, sometimes the AI is good, sometimes it's not. Like, what do you want me to say? All right, let's see. Cuz I think he'd press the blue button. I do. I think he I I think every I think See, I All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Next. Next. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. But we got we got to go even farther in this. We got to go even farther in this. And which button would Nichi? I don't know how to say his [ __ ] name. How do you How do you How do you type his name? Like I can't I can't spell [ __ ] How do you How do you spell his name? Okay. I mean, dude, like the the the the name's complicated. All right. It's not even my fault. All right. Next. He'd press the blue button, too, by the way. He would What? No, no, wait, really? The blue button, the price of [ __ ] Okay. Okay. All right. So, we're we're half and half. Makavelli. Okay. We don't need to look that one up. We don't we don't need to look. That one's pretty easy. And okay. Uh Michael Jackson. Uh let's see who else. Uh which button would Hitler press? It would also be the red button. Okay. It would be the red button. And all right, there it is. What? Aristotle. Okay. I I bet Aristotle will push the blue button. Okay. Uh, what about Aristotle? Okay. All right, this is the last one. All right. And actually, one more. Yeah, of course. Blue button. There you go. Blue button again. All right. One more. Um, Marcus Aurelius. What about Type it out for me, guys. Just type it out. Just I'm not even going to try. Just Just type it out for me. Marcus Rubius. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, cuz cuz I I I already know I'm not even going to make a fool out of myself. He would also press the blue button. These are the architects of Western civilization. These are the founders of our culture. You have been infected with third worldism and you don't even know it. This is so sad. It's so tremendously sad that like you you you like even Hitler. I'm not counting Hitler. Okay, remember he lost the war. Remember how that happened? Got to do Trump. Okay. All right. All right. All right. You guys, I think it's going to just say red because I I'm not I don't want to do Trump because it's probably just going to say that. Like I I'll do it just so people know. Which button would Trump press? I just feel like it would be politicized, right? But I think it will be red. I think it's going to say red, right? Wouldn't it press? Wouldn't it be red? Mhm. Yeah. Okay. So, there it is. Right. Yeah. Ask about yourself. Okay. Which one? Well, wait a minute. Well, okay. Which one would Asmin Gold press? Let me ask which one would Ason gold press. It's gonna say I would press red. It will say that. You're so wrong. Yeah, it it it No, it's definitely going to say this. Watch it. So, it's like I don't know who this guy is. Like, who is this guy? Like, Asmin Gold. Like, this is like a [ __ ] Is this wrong? Like, what is this a surv refining survival strategy? No. Asmin Gold would press the red button without a moment's hesitation, and he'd probably spend the next 20 minutes on stream, explaining why anyone who pressed blue is literally insane. His choice wouldn't be based on malice, but on a blend of cynical realism, common sense, logic, and the deep distrust of the collective intelligence of the herd. Here's how he would break it down. Wow. Asmin Gold often views world problems like game mechanics. He would immediately see the raid button as the strictly dominant strategy, distrust of the herd, the loophole logic, radical honestly. Yes, he would mock the fake virtue of the people that press blue and uh oh my [ __ ] god. So Jesus man, the high-minded duty and the self survival which logic. Yes, I I I would I would push the blue but I I would I would if it was our society. I would push the blue button. Read the loophole. Okay. Um what does it say? He loves pointing out when a situation is solved just by reading the rules. Okay. Everybody checks in. Since they don't press red, everyone survives. Do you like include the red superior humanitarian choice cuz it removes the risk of death entirely so long as everyone's smart enough to be selfish? Well, they're not. They're they're not cuz you know, like think about how many women we have, right? For example. And I'm sure I mean those are all going to be blue button pressers for sure. And so like that's at least half of them pressing blue. And so like I I mean really you don't really need to worry about this at all because like you know you have 50% of the population already pressing blue to begin with. So uh yeah I mean it's not a big deal at all. You lost the plot with this scenario. But why is it okay so so why is it that I've lost the plot but every architect of Western civilization agrees with me? Isn't that like isn't that an interesting um you know coincidence? I it's it's I'm just saying like yeah all the they're all dead. Yeah, cuz it was a long time ago and they despawned. That's what happened. Do Napoleon. Okay. Um he I don't know. I think I I think it's 50/50. I think it could be it could go either way. It could go either way. King Baldwin. Okay. All right. All right. All right. That's the last one I'm going to do because I know that one's going to be on my side. That's the reason why. Okay. He did it. Yeah. The red button. I see. Okay. All right. Now we get to end it with one that I know I'm I'm gonna have on top. Do Jesus next. No. No. No. All right. All right. What about King Baldwin? Okay. All right. Last one. Last one. What about Jesus? Well, I mean, didn't didn't Jesus kind of do that? I feel like he kind of did that, right? Yeah. And so, George Washington. Okay. All What about George Washington? Push the blue button. He would push the blue button. Gentlemen, gentlemen, this is the path of the western man. This see you you have to understand this. Like this the way it is, dude. Bruce Wayne, he's not real. Bruce Wayne's not real. And so, uh yeah, Joe Biden, he wouldn't know what button it is. He'd probably push them both, right? And uh yeah. No, I'm I'm telling you like I mean so I just want y'all to understand this that like it the this is an example of third worldism colonization inside of first world countries that is so pervasive that we don't even realize it. It it it's it's so pervasive and so problematic. And also the red So who would do the red button? So uh most people would click the blue button. So even in every single circumstance, I I would I would survive, right? I would. And so apesrong together and western path of suicidal empathy. Well, no. It's just about having reliance on your fellow man. That's it. And uh yeah, that's it. Do Camala Harris. She probably I mean, you can't you can't make a decision like that when you're under the influence of uh of alcohol. You shouldn't be able to do that, bro. The third world population outnumber us. They'd all press the red button. I'm talking about in America. Like I mean obviously like if if I had to Okay, I I will say this. If I had to make this decision for the whole world, I would have to press the red button, but if I had to make the decision for America, I'd press the blue button. Does that make sense? Does that make sense? Like I mean I I would do that. What? Well, let me explain why. It's because I realized that like our like my ideology is not like most people are not western, you know, like western thinkers, right? They they don't they don't do like that. So like but like in America, in in like a European country, in a proper European country, um you know, like you supposed to do that, right? That's the way it's supposed to be. So he's red button guy. Well, I I would go back and forth, right? But like that's really But it depends on who you're making a vote for, right? The original question was about the world. Everyone in the world. I mean like everybody in the world like oh man like yeah I guess I guess you say everybody in the world I would do red but like uh if it was everybody in like America I would do blue you know I guess that's it and I do it the opposite way. Yeah, you're right. About 50% of the world's populace is going to press blue. Yeah, maybe you're right. I mean there's a lot of women that might do it anyway, right? It's it's impossible. And so the AI was right. Maybe. I mean if it's the whole world like I guess but I would not make that decision for like America. Does that make sense? So anyway, what if the decision was only applied to Twitch streamers? Oh, Twitch streamers are such massive [ __ ] They would absolutely all press the blue button. Okay, that's what would happen. Who made the button? Um, nobody knows. No, nobody know. Nobody knows who made the button. Nobody knows. Uh yeah, nobody knows, guys. Like, come on.