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[laughter] Was that a ferret? Jesus, bro. They tase this guy and he just pulls it off. OH MY GOD. HE JUST RUNS AWAY. WOW. JESUS, MAN. Level 99 barbarian. Look at him. Look at and look how big this guy is. They're zapping him and he just walks forward. He pulls the [ __ ] thing off. The guy hits him. He doesn't even notice it. Jesus. He'll be like 6'4". Yeah, he's a big boy. Adrenaline, yeah. Two guys, too. Oh my god. What are the cops doing? That's embarrassing, isn't it? The cables are still on. He didn't give a [ __ ] Yeah, uh this is insane, man. Uh they reduced the taser voltage in Britain from 50k down to 1k by law. Police officers, the switch to the lower voltage taser is in current development. It was formally approved by the home secretary in 2025. Volt Wait, it's true. Voltage maximum output reduced to 1,000 V compared to 50,000 initial arc on the older models. Okay. So, what? Oh, son used to shock [music] his dong. Wait a second. Wait Wait a second. I I I got I got to understand this. Okay, so so 900. So, basically uh So So So this is literally like it's a vibrator. Yeah, exactly from exactly. 1,000 is just a tickle. I don't know if it is or not. Like I I don't think I've ever really been electrocuted before. I have no idea. It can exceed 1,000. T10 So So it went from So no wonder the guy just pulled it off and ran away. He just said get this [ __ ] out of here. So they're they're they're Oh my god. It's not about voltage but also about current. Well, apparently it didn't work. I'll tell you that. The thing is that Here, let me let me show you what it's like here in America, all right? Police officer used a taser. Okay, all right. This is in America. Caught on camera dramatic incident [music] between a man and a police officer in Miami. Take a look at this video. It was shot yesterday on North Bay Shore Drive. The man approached the officer who was investigating something else. Police say he refused to back off and kept walking towards the officer with an unknown object in his hand and even after the officer fired his taser, the man continued screaming at the officer and walking towards him. Once other officers arrived, the man finally surrendered. Wait Wait Wait Oh, it worked on It didn't work on him, too. Oh my god. Well, let me So All right, how about this one? Bad example, yeah. Here we go. What? Hey, he's stealing out of my store. He's stealing. Which store? Family Dollar. Fam? Classic. Stealing out the Family Dollar. Here. Here. Here we go. T2S? It's not T2 If it's on YouTube, it's not T2S. Micro bullying, yeah. Uh-huh. Here we go. Do you have a signal 9 in progress at the Family Dollar 1990? Family Dollar. And they're trying to run him down. Who is this? Hey, come here. Come here, [ __ ] Come here. Come here, [ __ ] Come here. Hey, come here. Come here right now. Brother, I'm going to [ __ ] tase you, man. And that's what they always do, bro. Every time Every time, they always go into that mummy pose. Put him in a coffin, right? God damn. H 10 12 at 144. One taser. At the corner of Willow Branch in College. God, I I love watching them get zapped, bro. Like I I love watching them get zapped. It's so [ __ ] funny. Let's see. Is there another one? I got to I'm going to watch. I'm going [snorts] to watch another one. I love watching this happen. Here we go. 34 341. Same, bro. Yeah. Hold on for me, boss man. Hold on. 41. 255. Church's Chicken. Oh god. Oh, jeez. Okay. 538 Lee Street. Right. Black Nissan Altima 4-door black sedan. Mary idle. 6332. It don't roll down? You got your license on you? Yeah. Black problem. I was there Yeah. You got a waste there on the vehicle? Yes, sir. Okay. You said it do roll down? Okay. Nissan Altima. That was my first car. Hey, shut up. He just rolled the window down. He's going to traffic court now. Appreciate it. He going to try and drive away? You know your license is clear? Did you know your license is suspended? Uh-oh. Do I get your hands up? Hey, get your hands up. Hold on. Nope. Don't do that. Nope. That Don't Don't start. Don't start. Boy, stop. Oh, man. What? What? Get on the [ __ ] ground. On the ground. TURN OVER. TURN OVER. TURN OVER. TURN OVER NOW. TURN OVER. STAY THE [ __ ] UP. STAY ON THE [ __ ] GROUND. Give me your goddamn hands now. You see, bro? They said he got into the pose again. EVERY SINGLE TIME. IMMEDIATELY. OTHER HANDS. YEP. WHAT A [ __ ] idiot. Yep. What a Yep. Another one. Yep. Oh car. We right here. Oh, man. Another one again? Somebody Somebody's taking a long vacation, huh? Man. Just a bunch of backpacks or [ __ ] Yep. Man, that is [ __ ] funny. I I love I love watching Went from a ticket to a felony in 5 minutes cuz they're stupid. That's the reason why. They're just [ __ ] stupid. How not to ask when an officer asks for your ID. Oh, man. Maybe I might have to watch another one of these. I might have to watch another one of these. Like ask for your ID and it's another dude. I I might Oh, man. Like it's been it's been a few days, hasn't it? It really has been a few days. We haven't done one of these for a while. I think you guys deserve it. On October 15th, 2024, officers pulled over a vehicle for failing to completely stop at a stop sign. A Dodge. How are you doing, man? Officer Rodriguez with the Airline Police Department. Your vehicle? You got my license and registration? Oh, I remember this guy. Okay. You got to stop at stop signs, so I remember this guy. You know what's crazy is that every restaurant has an 80/20 rule where you get 80% of your traffic from 20% of your customers. It's crazy the police probably have the same thing. Okay. Write me a citation and let me go. Okay, I'll just write you a citation. Now I'm going to take you to court. That's fine. That's your That's your right to do so. Okay. Ma'am, you got a license on you? Ma'am? No, ma'am. I'm not sir. I'm a minor. How old are you? 19? I'm 18. So you're not a minor. You're an adult. No, but I don't want to talk to nobody. Okay, we're not wearing a seatbelt, so I need your ID. Okay, it's still illegal. The seatbelt's designed in the back. I need your ID. I need your ID. It's plain and simple. You have to be wearing a seatbelt in the front seat. You can write me a citation. So stupid. No, that goes to the passenger. I don't know. I don't know nothing. So ma'am, the simple safety issue you could have sat in the back if the seatbelt's broken. Even now, they're just saying, "Okay, let me just get your ID and sit in the backseat." They're giving her an off-ramp even now. Even now. Okay, I don't Okay, unfortunately you could have switched to the back, so I need your ID. 38 I can't That's pretty low. your ID. Are you Are we going to keep going back and forth or I have to take you to jail for resisting? It's It's that simple. I'm giving you a lawful command for you to give me your ID. I'm not a part of this. It's not even my vehicle. It doesn't matter. You're not wearing a seatbelt in the front seat. Write me a citation. Ma'am. Write me a citation. You're making this a lot harder than it needs to She's my driver. You pulled me over. Uh-huh. I have nothing to do with this. Y'all making me very I'm okay with that. Ma'am, I need you to identify yourself, okay? Sir, okay, I'll explain it to both of you guys at the same time, okay? She's not wearing a seatbelt. Are you going to let me explain or keep talking over me? It's so annoying. Bro, they're so annoying. Are you going to step out of the car? Write me a citation. I don't have to get out of the car. Yep, you're being difficult both of you. I gave you my license registration. So I'm I'm I'm educating you, okay? The least you can do is give me your ID because it's required. Where is the case law? Who did I injure? Pennsylvania versus Ma'am is the case law. I love how like this guy thinks that he's going to ask some kind of [ __ ] you know, "Oh, I'm going to trick the police up. I'm going to ask them what the case law is on this and then they won't be able to arrest me." And then the guy just comes back like, "Oh, it's Pennsylvania versus this guy." And he's like, "Uh." It's like you It's like you playing one step ahead. It's very cut and clear. If you're in the front seat, you're not wearing a seatbelt, you can go you get a ticket and you're required to identify yourself. I'm going to get a ticket for even if I identify myself. I'm not No, it's a ticketable offense, but we use our discretion to give you a ticket or not. That's right. But you have to identify yourself. Okay? Because if we're going to write a ticket for somebody Right? We have to know who they are. What's that? But are you writing me a ticket? It This This girl is [music] stupid. But I'mma be honest, like this conversation like this this is a profoundly stupid individual. This is a bottom 10%er. Don't hit my [ __ ] They're trying to walk away. Both hands on the steering wheel, you're I'm going to have you step out. Both of you are stepping out of this car. You first. You hear me? It's adult daycare. You're not doing whatever you want. I'm a free man. I'm a You were I'm a free man. I don't recognize your authority. I don't recognize your authority at all. Can you call my mom, please? No, I'm not calling anyone right now. I'm in fear for my life right now. Put your hands on Isn't it crazy how stupid these people are that all they had to do was just cooperate and be normal [snorts] and they create friction at every single point of failure. Every single way that something can be misunderstood, misconstrued, done wrong, intentional mis not complied with, they [ __ ] up everything. Jesus. I'm in fear for my life right now. Ma'am, put your hands on the dashboard. That's what I was saying. Put your clothes on, ma'am. Stop. Stop. Ma'am, what are you doing? Where are your [laughter] clothes on? Put your clothes on. Ma'am, you're going to get pulled out and we're going to put your clothes on. Damn, [ __ ] What the What the [ __ ] What is she [ __ ] See, she tried to do it off camera. I see Damn, what a stupid Is it a defense mechanism? No, she's trying to do that to make herself look like a victim. Stop doing that. Stop doing that. Put your clothes on. Ma'am, put Look at her. Look at her. [crying] This is all This is all for a drive Like what are you doing? Just put on What is wrong with you? What are you doing right now? Come on, put your clothes on. Cover up. We're standing up. [screaming] She is a child. I'm not lying. Yeah, mentally. Put your Put your arm on. Why did she take her clothes off over nothing? The [ __ ] wrong with her? Thank god for body cams. And this is the exact kind of story that you would see like 10 years ago CNN would run something like this and say, you know, "Black teen strip searched by white officers in Florida possibly motivated by race." And you'd have, you know, like coverage of this and everything. Oh my They twist the story. Yeah, body cams have been so [ __ ] damaging to all of these anti-police narratives. It's crazy. We didn't do nothing. WE DIDN'T DO NOTHING. SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, GUYS. SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. OKAY, let's do this. Let's put your jacket on. Put your zipper on. No, it's hot. We're going to cover you up because you felt the need to take off your clothes for no reason. So let me get this straight. You pulled your titties out cuz it was hot just randomly in front of like three random dudes? Like Really that cuz I was hot? Now you're going to be covered up. You're going to be covered up. For what though? Because you're failing to identify yourself. I gave you my ID. He has my ID. Okay. Why am I getting pulled out of the car? HE HAS MY STUFF. JESUS. Why though? Stand there. They don't have to write She didn't do anything what the police said. Yeah, she didn't do a damn thing. What are you doing, Elena? What are you doing? Yeah, what are you doing? What are you doing, Elena? It's so pathetic, bro. It's so hot. I hate being OUTSIDE LIKE THIS. YOU'RE DOING the most right now. You're doing the most right now. I hate being outside like this. I don't consider any search or seizure. I'm doing a live video. Exactly. So why am I getting You failed to identify Jesus Christ, man. [laughter] How are they so stupid? I I don't know. Mental hospital? I don't Give me a I use the bathroom again. Give me a minute. I'll be right back. All right. I love watching these. I'mma be real. I do. I will never get tired of this. I'll never get tired of people like this getting packed up. It's so funny. Could it be they're so brainwashed by everybody telling them the police is out to hurt them that they're literally scared shitless at the sight of them? Yeah, I do think the media playing up the fact that the police, you know, like, "Oh, well, if the police pull you over, you're dead. They're going to shoot you. You're They're going to kill you." That's what's going to happen. And yeah, I do think it makes it a lot worse. by yourself. You failed to identify I was standing at the window. You failed to identify You need to identify yourself. Because you're not wearing a seatbelt. You're not wearing a seatbelt. Then we We are the law for now. I never heard that I didn't have my seatbelt on. Well, did you have it on or not? We educate We educate people on that. We don't give tickets and arrest people for no reason. Then all you got to do is listen. All you got to do is listen. I have anxiety. I have anxiety. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. That has nothing to do with it. You're throwing out excuses for no reason. That has nothing to do with it. They don't give a [ __ ] You should have gave us your name at the beginning. We would have left you in the car. You would have stayed in the car. Probably would have got a ticket or a verbal warning. That's And then after y'all after I already gave him my ID, we already was taking him out of the car. Then y'all said take me out of the car because he wasn't cooperating. I cooperated. No, we I said at the door Because he wasn't cooperating. I cooperated. No, we I stood at the door with [laughter] my partner for four at least three or four minutes and I GAVE YOU NO. NO, YOU WEREN'T. IT'S TOO LATE. YOU YOU DID THIS YOU DID this to yourself. Yeah. Oh, right. It's always because you're you got pulled out of the car because you're black. This is what happened. It's By the way, the guy that that This guy is not a white guy. He's probably Cuban or something like that. He's Hispanic in one way or another. He's not a white guy. At least he doesn't look like it. So, like this whole thing, right? Yeah, no, that's the reason why. Leave me alone. Y'ALL STAY MESSING WITH EVERYBODY'S LIFE. Y'all call my mama, please. I can't call your mama. But can you call my mom? Not at this moment. Can I call my mom? No. Okay, but can I call my mom? This is ridiculous. I don't like being stopped for no reason. Y'all stopped this car 50 times in 1 month. Why? 50 times? Wait, what? Y'all stopped this car 50 TIMES IN 1 MONTH. That's how they knew it was him. That's It probably She's probably exaggerating, but it's probably happened a lot more. Probably five times, but still, I mean, how many times a month do you get stopped? For me, it's zero. Yeah, you guys should know. I'm familiar with the plainclothes doctor. Uh-huh. Oh, listen to this [ __ ] Oh my Shut the [ __ ] up. I'm telling you I don't consent to any searches or seizures. Uh-huh. I'm just letting you know. Huh? Say no. We're going to get you out of the heat. Where am I going? For a warrant to this car. Uh-oh, a new car. Where am I going? I'll explain it to you when we sit inside the car. It's really hot, right? We want to get you AC. Yes. Guess what? There's AC. There's AC in the jail. So, you're like a friend or relative? There's AC in [laughter] jail. Relative. He won't talk to us. Uh, no. Cuz we're still dealing with her. Uh-huh. Um, so here's the deal, okay? What's the deal? You're going to get arrested for resisting without violence, okay? I gave you multiple chances for you to give me your ID and you didn't give me your I gave you my ID, sir. I have We sat I sat there No, you didn't. I sat there multiple She got a nose ring, too. She got How is it that everybody that has a nose ring is [ __ ] up? Everybody that has a nose ring is just [ __ ] up in one way or another. Not in the same way all the time, but like, damn. Like, uh What is it like? 99 out of 100 times they're [ __ ] up? Time to get your things. And what else? And what else? What am I getting arrested for? Resisting without violence. I just told you. Yes, that's it. That's it. Yeah, that's right. I can't. It doesn't need to be that. It doesn't need to be that. She took way too long. And the thing is that you realize that the reason why he told her that you have to sit down first before I tell you what you're sitting down for is because he knew that she would start wilding out trying to get out of it wouldn't get in the car. So, like, he planned this out ahead of time. He says, "Well, you're going to sit in the car first and then I'm going to tell you so that way you can't fight me to try to get in the car." Like, this is a professional here. You see this? Yeah, it's [laughter] a It's mental chess, right? And it's like when you play in chess with a pigeon, you know, [laughter] like, stops you win. Oh my god, is he going to jail? I don't know. Huh? He did the same thing like us and y'all stopped him. Yeah. Undressing? She was topless, bro. We had to put the jacket on her. My supervisor's here. She's going to search her real quick, okay? Face the car. He's arresting me for not giving him my ID my my ID, but it it didn't take longer than 5 minutes. They stopped him for not stopping at the stop sign. I'm confused. I'm really confused about it. The police don't What the [ __ ] are you saying? What the [laughter] [ __ ] you talking What? I'm really having anxiety right now. He been asking me for my ID. I'm like, What are you saying? Why you asking me for my ID and y'all stopped him? You know what I'm saying? Trying to get a sir. Uh-huh. By the time when they started being aggressive and him pulling him out of the car about to pull him out of the car, I gave it to him cuz I was scared. He said he arrested me for resisting with without with violence or without. Without violence. Without violence, but how? Okay, I'll explain to you in a second. Do you have anything on you? No. No? Okay. Roger. You see they just say, "Okay." You please call my mama because I don't understand this. We'll explain it to you, okay? Adult daycare, bro. 50 times for nothing, but seriously things and this is nothing. Man. I'll talk to you in a second, okay? No, I don't want to go to jail. I don't. I didn't do anything. Please tell me before they take me. I don't want to go to jail. She don't want to go to jail, guys. I wonder why. I think she's 22. Give me a second and then I'll talk to you again, okay? Just watch your feet, okay? You just stay facing that way until I get both the handcuffs off, all right? Appreciate it, too. Yeah, where's your phone at? I'll get it. So, let me get this straight. All she really had to do was be normal. The guy that actually is was driving and [ __ ] up is going to be able to drive away. He's going to be fine. And so, she really brought this entire [ __ ] thing on herself. Like, she didn't even do anything wrong. And she He's Really? That's insane. She had warrants? Wait, what? She needs her purse and her phone. Her phone is right here. Yes, and her purse. Got her phone. So, she needs her purse and her phone. I'm grabbing it. And she cannot have this. So, I'm leaving the pepper spray in your car, sir. She has weed in her purse. You said she wanted her purse? Got her. Got your business card on you? I got you. So, you got the ticket. These are two business cards. You're not free to leave yet. Oh, you said I'm not free to leave right So, you got She had weed in her purse. So, how he's trying to talk about it like like, you know, this is some kind of unreasonable thing that's going on and they're like, "Yeah, man, you're actually saying" By the way, remember what I said about Home Depot? If this guy was at the Home Depot, I have a feeling that things would not have escalated. I do. I've got a feeling. I don't know why. I have no idea why. But I'm just thinking about it. She had weed in her purse. Your search only limits to the purse. It doesn't limit to the car. That is That is untrue. That is Uh, what is your first name, sir? Okay. Leave my stuff alone. What's his Leo, what's his first name? It's always really funny to me when like like sub-80 IQ people think that they're going to use the law and like have a like a legal debate with a police officer. Because like they're so stupid that they don't even understand that they're stupid. They have no idea that they're stupid. So, they'll just say whatever [ __ ] they want. Do you need your visa? I'll give it to you. See, I'm just trying to help you out, bro. You want to grab my video? I don't have to do anything. This is not a 106 IQ. We said they don't need to know. I don't think it is. Cuz right now you search my car and I say I don't consent to any search. We don't need to search. Yes, you do. No, you don't. Definitely do. No, you don't. But it's all fine, though. Bro, I'm going to get all your names and badge numbers, all that fine. Everything you said so far is wrong and I continue to correct you. She wanted her purse. You can limit your search to the purse only. Do you not understand me? I said you can limit your search to the purse only. That's not my purse. We understand. I don't smoke or drink. You smell no weed coming from the car. that that it's So so you you also you also agree When you grab the purse, you open the So you're saying you can't search it while they're searching it. You can limit your search to the purse. I don't think I'm going to You're wrong. Yes, I am right. Okay. I know I'm right. going to risk my job. I don't have I don't have to go to law school to know. We're not going to risk our job. I don't have to go to law school to know. [ __ ] based. I'll put that I promise you that. But it's all I'm going to get all your names I gave you mine and I gave you hers. I think everybody is giving you theirs. Open the purse. But that doesn't limit the search. stated I don't consent. It doesn't matter. First and foremost What was that again? What did you say again? You can remove out of that car. Did you smell weed coming from the car, right? Weed coming from the Plain view doctrine, right? You looked in the car, did you see weed? No. It's probably only Did you smell weed? No. It's probably only you. Plain view doctrine. You found the weed inside the purse, Inside the car. Inside the purse, right? Inside the car. Inside the purse. Inside. Inside of the purse that's inside of the car, man. Like what are you doing? What do you you think that the purse is like a safe zone? That it's not in the car? Like really? Like god damn. Bro thinks he's cooking. He does. He thinks he got them. Inside the purse. You can keep doing all this [ __ ] you want to do. We're going to still search the car. Keep doing whatever you want. can keep doing all that talking. fine. Go to the go to Did I did I give you your business card? Yes, absolutely. You got I got my name, my badge, everything on it. Oh, wow. Go to the police department, go to the Tallahassee court, federal court, whatever you need to go. Just go ahead and do it. Yeah, there's no point of holding court on the side of the road, all right? There's no point. You're right. Let's go to court, yeah. For sure. You're definitely going to get a court over this. That is actually a great statement. He thinks he's winning, yeah. So I see I see the body cam still rolling. Is yours rolling? Yep, it's on. You see I'm going to get that We have no authority over you. Stay here. You see that red light on? Okay. All right. You see the red You searched my car, right? Search my trunk. It's a locked apartment. You searched my Uh-huh. It's locked, too. Cuz you need my key to unlock. You need a search warrant, though. To search. Uh-huh. My apartment is locked, right? Can you show me that search warrant? So you guys can't show me Good night. So you can't show me the search Not answering you is not saying you're right. Just like we're not going to answer you. That's all it is. We don't even want to deal with you anymore, bro. Like yeah, whatever, man. That's all it is. This is me putting you guys on notice. That's all. I'm putting you all on notice. Well, this law is about If there is violation, yes. Absolutely. Do you have to do this for future reference, okay? This is probably a really stupid arrest. But I'm going to check your your cuffs, make sure that they're not tight and then we'll go from there, okay? Okay. Yeah, we can get them out. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do. Are you No. Mike, are you good with him? Yes. His keys are in the center. All right. You are free to go. Do you have any questions for me? I mean, long as I get y'all Everything my information Yeah, your information's in the ticket. You have everything on me. Your keys are in the center console. So you are free to go. Where is these? She was charged with resisting without violence and possession of cannabis. Uh-oh. Oh my [ __ ] god. Like it's this is honestly it's crazy for me to see. He was right. What is this here? He was right, they can't search it but they can tow the vehicle. And if the glove box is locked, they can't search it but they can tow the vehicle. Yeah, but like do you really want your vehicle towed? Probably not. And so called at the beginning they were high as [ __ ] Yeah, exactly. Like honestly, some of these people it's insane how stupid some of these people are, really it is. Like it's shocking for me to see this. One more. All right, we'll watch drug dealer's worst nightmare came true. Not today but tomorrow. I will watch I will I will promise you guys and I don't I don't do this. I do not do this. But I will promise you guys I'll watch that one, okay? That's got a lot of views, it's probably going to be a good one, okay? There's always got They probably come up with a reason for why it's This is what Oh my god. Oh my Really? Why do they keep getting dragged out of their cars? Really? Like what is this? Like Jesus, I don't understand what this is. Racist woman assault a group of little kids. Wait, what the [ __ ] Like god damn. What the [ __ ] is going on with these people? Jesus, man. People are out of their [ __ ] mind.