This is the funniest video I’ve watched in a long time

Skyrim, but it's a modern game. What's this? Disclaimer. This game involves issues surrounding race, discrimination, and hate speech. If you're offended by any of the content in this game, please quickly. Hey, it's me, Lydia. I need you to wake up, D. Lydia. You're finally woke. Wait, what? What is this place? [music] Welcome to Skyrim. What's this music? My name's Ralph and my pronouns are Give me a minute. I I got to make sure I turn this up. This is funny. Give me a minute. Welcome to Hey. Hey. Hey. Finally. W. My name's Ralph and my pronouns are Z. [music] You dig? You got caught speaking hate speech, right? And that and W over there. Focus. Listen to you, Mr. Far. I was not speaking hate speech. I was telling the guards [music] my name and they misheard me. You see my name was Nick. Second name. This was all a big misunderstanding. [laughter] My friend here tried to explain the situation but got broke into this too. Nick right now, homie. Cool with the microaggression. You not trying to kink shame or anything, but what's up with their champ? Why are they gagged? Uh-oh. Shut your ass up, fool. This [music] homie right here is Jaw Umprey, the real estate. Don't use that word. It belongs to the dark elf. Your word to you. I'm talking to A NEW A PLUS WORD. WE RECLAIMING [music] THAT SLUR. Oh wow. Why are you so racist [music] against all the immigrants the empire are bringing in to take all our jobs? Hey, hey, I'm black, so it's impossible for me to be racist. The empire won't place all the races and dilute black people belongs to the dark als belongs to the black people. Damn, you spoke and I listen and I hear you. Lots to think about there. Thank you for educating me. Is this made by you? Such patience. This conversation has truly been a transformative experience. Not just for me, [music] but for all involved. Wow. Hey, what are your problems doing anyway, homie? These [music] are the RZ. Happy Red Guard History Month, everyone. Happy Red Guard. Only Argonians can breathe underwater from Floyd of Riftton. Oh my god, bro. Like, damn. Damn. The waiting game. Oh, it's flashy loading screen. Is that right? Hello, Ellen W. I've never played Skyers. Hey, that General Dwey is actually kind of cute. Hell yeah, homie. He can invade my black marsh any day. Oh my god. [music] See that? See that? You can press an alamorous situationship with a gay transgender Argonian here. Wait a what? I wonder if she's still selling crack to the kids on the streets. Sounds bad, I know, but morals are grayer than a gray bear. Except when it's racism. [music] True. See that pride flag? You can So this is hell. See that pride flag? Where are they going? Go inside the house. My gender neutral. Dinger neutral. Do it. No. It's okay to show you drag shows, but not this. Slow down. [music] It's time for another The music. That hedgeman is kind of cute, too. After I explain this whole misunderstanding and get off the hook, I'm going to try flirt with him. Show him who's the real hedgeman. The real hedgeman. Good luck with that, homie. This ought to be good except when [music] we get beheaded and whatnot. Beheaded. Excuse me. I'd like to speak to the manager. Crazy. God, what a good game. Oh, we got a Karen over here. Devot the manager. You're going to be in very big trouble. up when we call your name and pronouns. Thank you for your cooperation. Oh wow. Imperial girl boss enchanted with the empire and they ye ass stormcloak jarl of windhelm. He him YOU ARE REAL ONE. JESUS CHRIST. They're going to kill us all. Stay calm. D. You got this. Ralph of Riverhood. This is Caesar. Stupid. Yep. That's me. No, I [laughter] I don't want to die. I never got this far in Skyrim. By the way, I at this point I've already quit cuz I remember the beginning of the wagon ride, but I don't remember where they went to. Like that's as far as I got. Just breathe. Nick of Rooricstead. Zeser, listen to me. This was a huge misunderstanding. I never said the N word, so I'm going to leave now. NO. NO. NO. GET OUT OF THERE. EXCUSE ME. I'M NOT A RACIST. KILL HIM. Kill him. NO. [screaming] OH, so that just happened. Come a little closer so I can get to know you better. Hurry. Use the auto walk feature to walk to the soldier. Oh my god. So, what's your to unlock the other races? Purchase the battle pass. Skyrim battle pass 307. Argonian pride flag. [laughter] Inward pass. Complete the main quest for $100. 50% off all items for red card characters. Kajit BDSM skin. Buy the whole game again. Instant level 100. Oh my god. See anything you like. Your marks have been removed from the game. D. No to racism. [music] To unlock the other races. To unlock the other races. Purchase [music] the battle pass. To unlock the other races, purchase the battle pass. Wait, to unlock the other [music] races, look at these. Look at the dead the names. A subversive race known for infiltrating foreign governments and manipulating populations through control of the media, blackmail, and assassinations. They also spread amorality, depravity, and degeneracy. Siridil is multiculturalism done right. An authoritarian police state with cheap labor imported from povertystricken provinces at the expense of the indigenous Cerillians. All of this helps the perverted elites make marginal profits to fuel the empire's violent expansion and war machine. A twink type race of homosexual elves with a tree fetish. Natives of Hammerfell, Red Guards are an intelligent blackskinned people with a plethora of culture and intelligence. They are famous for their musical abilities and having lots of culture. They mainly cons. These are basically elves but smurfs. Who doesn't love elves, right? Oh, another thing. They love mushrooms. Before you ask, not that kind of mushrooms battle the other races, an evil race of white-kinned people who benefit from breton privilege and love nothing more than excelling in academia and intellectual pursuits, thereby outperforming other races in these fields and destroying equality of outcome. Disgusting. Just the battle pass. [music] To learn more about the silly reptilian conspiracy theory, please visit Wikipedia. What? [music] Blackness. Wait, there's a transform. The hair. Wait, [music] it's just all Oh my god. This is a good game. Looking good, D. Wow. Okay. Interesting choice of name, gender, and race. Yeah, girl boss, what should we do? They them are not on the list. Everybody's Why is everybody black? Did the hate speak? So, we're kind of going to unlive them. I was thinking the exact same thing. You heard the birthing person. The birthing person. Sucks to be you. Oh god. Got a brave voiceendam. So this is how it ends for me. Bro, look at this framing, dude. This is honestly I really think this might be a masterpiece. This really might be a masterpiece right here. Damn. It was Nor. [laughter] I guess so. D, it's kind of screwed up how you haven't honored the flag yet. Alfred, you racist bigot. You've oppressed the empire for too long. You sub agonian inbred natives have been racist to immigrants for the last time. Thanks to the Empire's made program, I now have the right to assist in your unaliv. And because you are a bigot, your unaliv justified. See that? What the hell was that? Supposed to be dragon asmr because it's a little too loud. Thiago is nothing. AND I LIKE them all now. General Tullius. Tell them about horoscopes, girlfriend. What? Witness the power of one, the power of two. The power of many. For the love of science, let's get this over with. Such violent speech. Chop his head off. Executioner. Damn, they're going to kill his ass. The experts are smiling down on me. Imperials, can you say the same? Uh-huh. The experts. Hey, leave him alone. Seriously, D, I need you to honor the flag now. I can't breathe. Please, no. Don't drop the I'm so glad people are back to making videos like this again. Wait, this is like what a crazy [ __ ] This is absolute [ __ ] cinema. WOW. HOLY [ __ ] BRO. The flag now. Please, no. Don't drop the Oh, trigger warning. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. The use of the word disable is NOT [screaming] OH, WAIT. The guy disappeared. Must not have heard me. D, this is your final warning. Honor the flag or there will be consequences. Oh no. Next up, the lord with the blue hair. The lord with the blue. Was that again? Honor the freaking flag. There's that triggering sound again. Did you hear that? Uhoh. All I hear is a member of the patriarchy interrupting his oppressed minority superior. Jesus Christ. Sorry, girl. Boss, you and your people have already been through so much. The last thing I would ever want to do is oppress you or anyone else. This is so you there. It's your homeboy. Where's a white knight when you need a nah? Don't worry. We going to figure this one out. This time I'm going to speak up real loud so the axeman hears me. You hear me? Let's just say I'm going to ask him a question or two. Okay, here goes. ONE, TWO. DON'T DROP THE WHAT IN ASTROLOGY IS THAT? WHAT THE? HE'S RIGHT behind me, isn't he? It's Adolf Quinn, THE STRAIGHT WHITE DRAGON. HE'S TRYING TO KILL us all because of the color of OUR SKIN. GO TO HELL. HE KILLED 6 MILLION high in scroll. I DON'T NEED NO WHITE KN. [laughter] This is maybe one of the best YouTube videos I've seen in a long time. You have to give this video a like. You have to give this guy a sub. This is absolut This is Dude, bro, as they're walking him up, I can't breathe. I read about it on Schindler's Scroll. Like, this is the I mean, there are levels of this. Wow. Dr. Phoenix. Dr. No, Dr. Fixotic. I think that's the better way to say it. Holy [ __ ] that is good. And you know what's really sad is that this video is probably going to have a lot in common with the next Elder Scrolls. I don't know what to say. That's just the way it is. And uh yeah, that's it, guys. Holy [ __ ] that was good. Dude, this was so This is actually amazing. Like what a good [ __ ] vid. Holy [ __ ] What a good [ __ ] video. Oh my god. Make sure to give it a like. Give the guy a sub, bro. Like this is so good. And uh the alternate Skyrim universe. The dragon is the her. Okay, that's the dragon name they made off. Thanks, Black Rockck. New shout unlock unoffented. Okay guys, only Argonians can breathe underwater. Jesus Christ, we was yles and [ __ ] [laughter] Make that 601 on Schindler Scroll. 6 million and one. [laughter] [gasps] Oh my god. How do I find a video? I'll link it again. I I think this really deserves it. This is so funny, bro. Like, this is [ __ ] hilarious. Oh my god. Basically, a condensed historical document of our time. I heard he killed 6 million high elves. [laughter] God, I don't tell what they told you in the College of Winterhold. Tibber Septum was a red card. [laughter] It's It's really honestly these comments give me so much hope. They do. They give me so much hope and they make me feel like you know what actually things are things are going to be okay. Things are going to be all