Afroman just can't be stopped..

So, Afroman, I don't even know where to begin. I will read this summary right now. Cops raid Afroman's house for reasons. They steal money and break his door. his house up. No criminality found whatsoever. No charges at all pressed on Afroan. Afroman spills the spends the next three years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name. even using footage from the raid from his own CCC CCTV cameras. Songs had titles like Randy Walters is a son of a Lick them low Lisa accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officer's wives. During the raid, one other officer looked like he was about to eat a lemon pound cake sitting on Afroman's counter. Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. I think this is a better way to frame it. Cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. Afroman turns up in court in the entire American flag suit. Officers performatively mauled and cry while listening to the songs. Really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying that he was the officer's wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really his wife, he said, "I don't know." Nuking his own case, establishing that there is a nonzero chance that Afroman might be indeed his wife. As his only witness for the trial, Afroan brought a deputy's exfucking wife. Just a minute. He said he had sex with your wife. Yes. Okay. And that's painted you in a false light. It's caused tremendous pain in my life. I'll get to that. We have to go through false light first. So, does it paint you in a false light? Yes. That my wife is cheating on me with Mr. Foreman. But we all know that's not true. Correct. I don't know. Wait. You don't know if your wife's cheating on you or not? You want to go there? No, I just want to ask that question. You said we don't know. I just been with that woman since middle school. I know. I would hope she wouldn't. But you know what? Once somebody puts it out there for their fun and entertainment, it's out there. Oh my god. So, it's something we cannot verify the truth of. Is it a thing that can be verified? True or false? That's your client. Oh my god. Said smooth. Well, I don't know, right? Smartest cop, I guess. So, so this is the Okay, so he made another song. Wait a minute. Just a second. Been with her since middle school, but believe some random dude make songs about him. Yeah, just a minute. Sorry, his audio is broken. Should have freedom of speech. I should be allowed to sing about my life. You know what he looks like? He looks like the American hero character in a Japanese anime. This guy is the American that the Japanese think that we all are. Yep. And police officers that violate my home, steal my money, should not be allowed to sue me. In August 2022, Adams County deputies raided the home of Joseph Foreman, better known as the rapper Afroman. They had a search warrant tied to an investigation into possible drugs and kidnapping victims. They didn't charge me for any crimes. They didn't find no large amounts of marijuana or whatever narcotic they were saying. They didn't find any kidnapping victims. Afroman was never charged with a crime after the raid. Deputy seized thousands of dollars in cash that was later returned, but Afroman says about $400 was never recovered. The raid Ah, they must have lost it. Also left damage throughout his home. And he says the department told him it was not responsible for paying for the repairs. The guy started laughing and waddling his head. He go, "We're not required to do that." And they were unapologetic. Afroman used his own security footage from the raids in a music video to make money to pay for the damages sustained to his home. I got freedom of speech and then I used my personal life to write my music. I was going to clean my room, but then I got you. I was going to go to class, but then I got high. Throw another one. Oh my god. Help me repair my gate. Will you help me repair my door? I'm singing about what actually happened to me. Deputies who appear in the video are now suing the rapper for the damages caused by their faces being in the videos. Hey, we raid your house. We steal your money. We disconnect your cameras. That's right. Now, we need to sue you for saying something about it. Afroan filed a counter suit for the damages to his home. And Judge Jonathan Hines dismissed those charges in February. They dismissed all of my claims with the click of a mouse in some little office somewhere without Damn, bro. Like I mean really I I think that my must have broken. Yeah, give me one second. I got to fix this. W Affirment. Yeah, bro. This guy is like the level of aura for this is just off the charts. It is It's totally out of control. It's like this should be illegal to even do like it it should be illegal to show up to court with an American flag suit because you're going to win. That's it. Yeah. You can't do you can't like bro it's unbeatable. lawsuit violates his free speech rights as an American and as a working artist in the United States. As a working rapper that raps for a living and pays taxes to America with rap money. True. I need raw materials. Raw materials is my life experience. That's a fact. It is. That's a fact. And so Billy Mitchell tactic. Yes. Exactly. And uh I I gotta get one of these. Oh, here it is. Let's see. I pulled up. Give me a minute. Afro is going to do Okay. Afroman drops a banger before the lawsuit. So, he made a song as like an intro song for his lawsuit. Afroman will bring it to you. Aroman is going to do you. Afroman is going to screw you. My proofs on the internet. Brian Nulan is a flag. William is a pedophile. If I'm telling folks the truth, how come I have to go to trial? Nan sexing kids. That's true. Now he's stealing MY MONEY, TOO. MY proofs on the internet, bro. Afroman will bring it to Oh my god. Aroman is going to do you. Afro is going to screw you. my Is he going to bring up the other ones too? Tasha Chamblin is a confidential informant. Roy Gabbert is the judge that signs fictitious warrant. This whole situation is to be their fault. Don't rape me. Don't get videoed and caught. Yeah. Don't Afroman will bring it to you. Afroman is going to do you. Afro man is internet. Oh my god. Prosecutor David Kelly turned to jelly when they fell. Coward ran to Arizona so he wouldn't catch the hell. Kimmy tried to dodge his roers tried to retire and dip like a rat leaving a sinking ship. Afroman will bring it to you. Listen, it just keeps going. Afroman is going to do you. Aroman is going to my proofs on the inner. All you crooked cops in the world that's doing wrong, you better stop, you crooked cop, before I put you in a song, make your family and your friends laugh out loud and sing along. My proofs on the internet will bring it to you. Legend I know is going to do you. Afro man is going to screw you. The proofs on the internet. You think they going to buy this man? Oh, and they thought they could beat him. They really thought they could beat this guy. What were they thinking? What were they thinking? I I don't even understand this. They must have been out of their mind. The generational Yes. Randy Walters is a son of a Yeah. That's why I his wife and got filthy rich. Yeah. Sorry, it's too loud. Oh my god. What a legend. Oh my god. I didn't even know he was still making music. my job. Dude, I remember driving driving my old 19 98 Nissan Ultima to community college. Uh you know, less than half of the quarter tank of gas listening to because I got high on a burn CD. Oh man. And it said, I remember the burnest CD I had. It said, "I got 99 problems, but shitty beats ain't one." Man, 2009. Wow. That's a classic. It is. Those were the days. They were lemon pound cake. Oh my god. This is all over $400, man. And then with Mr. Foreman, but we all know that's not true. Randy Walters is the son of a Yeah, that's why I his wife and got filthy rich cheating on me with Mr. Foreman. But we all know that's not true. Correct. Damn. Damn, this is just it's too much. And why the media guy didn't want to get beat up or Epstein? Oh my Why do you drag the media down to the police station with you? Cuz I didn't want to get beat up or Epstein. Oh, dude. This guy's a legend. Oh my god. There he is. Holy Is this actually him? Wow. I just What a legend. He's not suicidal. I don't imagine testifying against a man dressed like the national anthem. Yeah, bro. It was It was over, man. Like, it was over before it even began. And uh so check lemon pound cake. Okay, let me see if I can pull it up. Um give me a second. Is this Where is it? Where is it? Lemon pound cake. I think this could be it. Not that one. Wait a second. Wait a second. Oh my four. This is the big one. Wait a minute. Let me mute the music. Let's hit it. Okay. The Adams County Sheriff kicked down my door. Then I heard the glass spray. They found no kidnapping victims, just some lemon pound cake. Yeah. Mama's lemon poundake. Oh, no. It tastes so nice. The thing is that I've never I don't think I ever really told this story before, but I had a friend growing up. His name was Martin, and he looked like this guy, but um basically we were nine, right? And he had his dad, Clarence, who looked like this guy. Like literally this guy. That's like the full evolution, right? And I remember Clarence used to drive around wearing a cowboy hat. And my mom and Clarence were really good friends. They they and my dad love CL. They all like everybody got along. We went to birthday parties and everything. We we grew up together, the whole thing. And so, uh, Martin, my friend, actually went to Ivy League school. Uh, he got a a scholarship for an Ivy League school. And so, I remember my mom and Clarence used to race home to see who would get home first. And I remember picking both me and Martin up from from elementary school whenever we were in fourth and fifth grade, man. So whenever I see this, like there's an added personal benefit to this that I've never talked about really before. Made the sheriff want to put down his gun and cut him a slide. Sorry, only a little only part. Lemon poundake. He want to put down his lemon poundake trending on tick tock. Lemon poundake. Oh my god. He's a family guy. 1998 1999 pound cake. He's a Adams County Sheriff. He's hungry and he's big as hell. He called him Matt. He was sniffing for weed. Then he smelled another smell. No. What was that? Pound. Oh no. It made the sheriff want to put down his gun and cut him up. No way. No way. He ate into your cake. Lemon pound cake. He want to put down his GL. Lemon poundake trending on tick tock. Lemon pound cake. He's a family guy. Living pound cake munchies because he got high. Living pound cake. Poundake because Yep. He sees my cake and my porn mad call. Boom boom. Something happened to his on the way to the evidence room. Mama's limit. Make the sheriff want to put down his gun and cut him a slice. Fatty. Fatty. What? his glide. Lemon pound cake. Trending on tick tock. Lemon pound cake. He's a family guy. Lemon poundake. The munchies because he got high. Lemon pound cake. Poundake. Lemon cake. Oh my god. How did I not know about this guy? Lemon poundake. Jesus trending on tick tock. Lemon poundake. He's a family guy. I don't know how I didn't know any of what a legend. Oh my god. What a legend. This is insane. So, he has a whole video about this, too. My proofs on the internet. And so, there it is. Wait, wait. Oh, no. No. No. Afroman's lemon pound cake played in court and the officer who ate his pound cake allegedly had to watch it. Let me just Jesus Christ. This thing's messed up. Sorry, Sean. You were uh called Officer Poundake by Mr. Foreman multiple times. You were Mr. Sorry, Sean. You were uh called officer poundake by Mr. Foreman multiple times. Saved hundreds of pound cakes at work from different people. And the context of that name comes from a music video that Mr. Foreman created. I don't know where he got it at, but I don't know where he got You'd have to ask him that question. Well, lemon pound cake.mpp4. I'm going to play what's marked defense exhibit B. I'm going to defense exhibit D. I'd like you to watch this. door. Then I heard the last breaknapping drive. Oh god, this is so embarrassing. It is. Okay, I see a bad cuz we seen it. Wow, this is embarrassing. Fat ass. Yeah. So embarrassing. Jesus Christ. Oh jeez. His reaction. Yeah. He's hungry and he's big ass. So he has to sit there and watch a music video of him being called a fat ass the whole time. Okay. Let me see the Okay. Okay. Let me All right. Everybody has to sit there and just watch the whole thing. Stop it there. Damn. Damn, that's just too bad, huh? So, you've seen exhibit D, right? Now that you've seen it, you would admit that's you with the glasses walking by the lemon pound cake on the counter? Yes, that's you. And that is security footage from the search of Mr. Foreman's residence, I assume. Yes. But there's no question that's you during the search. there is question. No, that is that was me. Yes. Absolutely. Oh my god. I I I This is insane. Oh, here we go. The lawyers gave you the lawyer suing Afroan for allegedly defaming a a file of sheriff's officials who raided his home. Finished questioning him by asking him if there's anything that could change your mind about what you're doing to these deputies. What they did searching your house gave you the right to do everything you under the circumstance that I got freedom of speech after they run around my house with guns and kick down my door. I got the right to kick a can in my backyard. Use my freedom of speech. Turn my bad times into a good time. Yes, I do. And I think I'm a sport for doing so. cuz I don't go to their house, kick down their doors, flip them off on their surveillance cameras, then try to play the victim and sue them. You were at Lisa Phillips's deposition, correct? In your lawyer's office. Yes, sir. Same office where you filmed part of that video last Friday. He's filming music videos at the lawyer's office. And you saw how upset she was when she was answering your lawyer's questions about how this had affected her, right? Yes. Yes. And you saw your attorney say, "Should we do we need to take a break?" Yes. And you saw her say, "No, let's get let's go on and get this over with." You saw all that. You knew she was upset. Just like she knew I was upset when she was standing in front of my kids with a AR-15 with her hand around the trigger ready to shoot me. Uh just like she knew I was upset when she cut my cameras. But I'm not a person she is. So I'm sorry for being a victim. Let's talk about the predators. He's really that Yeah, he's really that This is insane. He just let him know. Okay, so you saw all that. You saw how upset she was. You heard the testimony about her children. You heard the testimony at the depositions about Randy Nuland's daughter who came home upset. You heard all that, but you're still posting stuff about Yeah. Because I understand it was Ry's fault and all of their fault for coming in my house in the first place. That's right. If you hadn't came to my house, the children wouldn't be saying nothing. None of this would be going home. If you didn't start nothing, there wouldn't be nothing. If they had have did their research and did their So all of this is their fault. And now they want to sue me for their mistake. Yeah. Is there anything that could change your mind about what you're doing to these deputies? Is there anything that can change my mind about the fact that they shouldn't have been at my house in the first place? Is there anything that can change my mind about how my money shouldn't have been touched in the first place? No. That's all the questions I have. Thank you. You're welcome. My god. You're welcome. Yeah. Lawyer is so defeated, bro. They just blew him the out. They did. Like, that's insane. and Rabbi parody videos offer suing him broke down in tears as her parody video lick him low Lisa played in court. Oh my god. There it is. Wow. And uh it's just it's insane. And so anyway, let me go and make sure that we get through all this and all right. Um okay, one more. One more. Here it is. This is This is what happened. Uhoh. The coat. Yeah. This is too good. Yeah. Look at him. Jesus Christ, bro. Play the boss music. In in all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant. No plaintiff verdict prevail. In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant. No plaintiff verdict prevailed. So the matter will be concluded with defense verdicts. Down. Thank you, Mr. Clingler. Thank you, Mr. Osborne. Thank you to the court staff and the sheriff's department for security in the building. And we'll go ahead and stand in a tournament. Roll them up and smoke them, bro. Respect. I know. You guys want to go on the relax? Whatever it is you need to go that way. Have them go back into their room, man. Afro mad. Yeah. Hang out in there for a little bit. I can get you. Okay. All right. Mr. Poundake. Yeah. Mhm. He was going to let it slide, but then he got high. Yep. Thank you, sir. Man, man, what a legend. I know. Looking fresh 100%. You could be in Yakuza game. Do y'all know what I'm saying though? Right. is like if there was like a 90s anime and they have like the guy that comes from America and it's like the you know the Americans like the Japanese version of like what is an American like who is the American in Japanese anime you know it's either a guy that looks like Dolph Ludgin in like Rocky 3 or it's Afroman. It's one or the other. Everybody is excused, man. That's what we're waiting for. Man, how about that? And uh this must Yeah, this is insane, right? Pretty much Afro Samurai. Okay. And then we also have we have the final one. Give me one. I had to use the bathroom. The mat. He is the final boss, I guess. So, right. And uh like the montage response, this shit's so funny. All right. All right. All right. We saved the best for last. Give me a Here we go. Where the is the audio? God damn it. Give me another one. Speech. Right on. YEAH, WE DID IT, AMERICA. YEAH, WE DID IT. FREEDOM OF SPEECH. RIGHT ON. RIGHT ON. YEAH. GOD BLESS AMERICA. YEAH. POWER TO THE PEOPLE. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. Oh my god. What a legend. That is insane, man. Does he even feel real? Yeah. Like I remember the first day that this happened, somebody was telling me about it and I was thinking to myself, I was like, "What is this? Some kind of like a meme or something like Afroman trial?" Like honestly, the first time I heard of it, I'm like, they get them for drugs or something, right? Cuz like all the songs I was like, damn, that sucks. I used to like Afro Man. But like then apparently it was this this guy for president. Yeah. What a champion, man. Oh my god. And I I you know, I had to show y'all this, right? I had to let everybody know about