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[ __ ] this is the coalition emergency broadcast system. What's this? There are reports of multiple tremors causing minor damage. That's your favorite. I don't know. You have the old arcade machine. I have one. Don't let them surround you. Oh, there should be more guns in the trunk. Here, strap these on. Okay, this looks kind of cool. This isn't enough. Yeah, don't spoil it, guys. Let me just watch it. We're going to have more firepower there, right? Yes. I'm just going to I'm I'm going to just go through it. Okay. I mean, this looks really good. Move and watch for civilians. The guy reminds me of like Marcus from Gears of War. I don't like those fast reload things. Just like it's just complicated. Really? Yeah. Yes, it is. Yeah, true. That looked pretty [ __ ] bad. That was pretty not good. Bad. That's cool. The gun play is good. It's just the melee looks stupid. Yeah, actually this is this looks really good. You see that was something big like huge figures picking up through the street. Just the address we did. We need to keep moving through the underpass. Let's get moving. Let me see what I can do. I'm at the pan safe. I need backup. Wait a second. These things are all over me. More tremors. Any gears out there? Anyone that can hear this? Is this actually just Holy [ __ ] circus. Open fire whenever he crouched down. Yeah, I think this is Gears of War. You were goddamn breach points. And this must be Eday cuz the Eday refers to whenever like all the the demons came out of the earth, right? Reloading. Cover me. Emergence. Yeah, cuz they're emer And look what they're doing. They're emerging. All right. That gear said they're stuck in the pay and save. Which way? See, it's on the other side of those apartments. You picking all this up? At least that thing carved as a shortcut through here. [ __ ] man. Too slow. Uhoh. Come on then. Damn. It was hard. Yeah. Where the hell did you look? Holy [ __ ] man. We heard your distress call. Well, you saved my ass, but we need to make ourselves skids. Xbox exclusive. Keep pouring in. No, no. I I see I I crashed out about that this morning, but actually they said console exclusive. So, it's going to be exclusive to the Xbox console, but I think it'll still be on PC, right? Where's your squad? Like that's the only console it'll be on some survivors nearby. It's already listed on Steam. Yeah, that's why I like as much as people hate Microsoft, I actually think they're the best publisher because they release all their games on PC. Damn. Damn. These things been coming in waves. ammo. No, he has five. Maybe if you're Can you blow up the Can you hit the watermelon? You say you're not biased. I'm not biased. It's just true. It's true. Reloading. Oh, that's really nice. Yeah, I'm not biased. I'm just right. Sony ponies. Got to reload. Anyone see him? There's no enemy. You can actually climb over it. Yeah. Take them off. On your right. I got it. Yeah, this is definitely Gears of War. Damn it. Dom's going to save him, right? I'm almost done. Yes, dude. Hold back. Oh, our roots converge again. Marcus Phoenix, man. Oh, dude. All right, we're back. Yes. [ __ ] yes, dude. [ __ ] yes, man. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. Damn. Play it day one. Wow. Not bad for once. Yeah, that [ __ ] looked badass. Welcome to the Xbox game showcase. Oh, this is the new Xbox 25 years. Xbox has delivered some of the greatest games of all time. Games that changed what was possible. Games that brought players together and games that define generations. Xbox was built on the spirit of creativity and heart. Yeah. And as we kick off the show with Gears of War Eday, it's only fitting that as we return to Xbox, we return to Gears. Yeah. So today, we're announcing that Gears of War Eday will be an Xbox console exclusive. [ __ ] you, PlayStation. PlayStation great games, and that's what today is all about. We're going to show you more than PlayStation around the world, followed by our Gears Direct. Enjoy the show. My opinion, by the way, I wish every game was on every console. I do. I think exclusivity is so silly. It's so It's so stupid. But, you know, as long as long as it's on PC, I don't care. Like, I remember the moment the console came in. Uh, what would you call console players? Well, I being crushed to death with having them fight in their tribes against each other. I think it's fine. Manure. Whilst holding on to my sister's hand. What is this? I remember her fingers gripped so tightly in mine that her nails drew blood. until woke Fable 3, but we don't know yet. I I mean, it's a woman. It's not looking good already. It's already not looking good. But she stayed away. I'm nervous. does stick in the memory a bit. Yeah. Isabelle, hero of Wraith March. I know why you're here. You want to talk about them? Wait, they're not real. Is this fable? You ever seen a legend in the flesh? All that power. How do they use it? Killing mind. I don't even fighting petty villains. None of that matters. Look where the guild shat. A real hero knows how to wield power. Waste of time and triviality. This looks just like fable and dressed like a sweat. Got more important things to worry about than vegetables. A hero knows how to live with their choices. I What the [ __ ] was that? Well, I was just just sent my brother into the infinite [ __ ] abyss without even asking permission. Remorse. Remorse is for the guilty. Uh-oh. Look, I will tell you what I told them. I'll be as broken and I'm going to make it. So, wait. So, these are This is fable because these are like this like the same game. It needs a hero. You're a monster. I'm not hero. Wow. Kind of cool. Is me. Wait. So, but that Okay. All right. Okay. I was so confused, bro. Like, so they just got rid of the other [ __ ] What happened to her? February 2027. My expectations for this game are a six. Six. That's where I'm at. One hoe with another one. Yeah. Should just had it be a John Fable. Is this what I think it is? You've heard the story. Halo, the chief. You knew the moment you saw Sergeant Johnson. Enough of legends. Man, but that's not the story I'm telling today. This one you haven't heard. I've started simple enough. What? Drop in, grab the goods, get out before anyone noticed. Well, guess what? They noticed. Is this I I don't know what I'm looking at. Everything is disturbingly purple. I'm I'm being very disturbed. Now, you ready to get to it? You serve long enough, you learn to read a battlefield. This place, more of a freak show. And trust me, I know the prophets. Have you enjoyed your stay so far, Demon? Sorry to interrupt, but we're on the clock. I'm so glad they're adding Sergeant Johnson back. Like the thing with Wait, wait. You get to play as a complicated, plans change, odds get worse. White hunters. My advice, bring a Spartan. Bring a Spartan. Three all new missions. Are we back? I I mean, I'll play this for sure. Gee, if you ever get tired of being the strong, almost silent type, no. Okay, I think maybe we might be back. We might still be back. That's good. Looks off. Uh, it looks okay to me. What's this? Is this black? Black. There's something on this island. There's obviously not. It's like it calls to me. You and my father found that island thanks to me. There's more to this than you understand. More than you can handle. I've proven myself. Have you? Have you really? A sword keeps you alive. This doesn't look that bad. Look at this place. It's mad. Like, I'm worried that this is the final. This seems like a game that could just be Ubisoft Formula. I'm kind of nervous, but like where are the others? This was dead. They're all dead. Uh I don't know. Female sloth. Me ancient. Oh, yeah. You have said it a million times. Well, maybe they're true. Unless she looks like Eve from Stellar Blade. I don't want to play as a girl. I just want to play as a dude. But I I will accept this. This is all right. No. Oh, no. That actually that that that looks pretty good. I would try that. Not even weathering waves. I have to play that. Atlas. Domino might have been on that midnight in a quiet town. Oh, sweet. Now, where are we? Oh, feels like we're someplace totally different. Watch out. Now then, whatever's going on here, we're getting to the bottom of it. To wield a persona is to wield and the heart is strengthened through bombs. Doesn't it sound cool? I'm going to be real. I'm glad it was. I thought metaphor cleared this game by a mile. This has never seen do that. I don't even think it was close. Sneaky stupid bullies jerk. I can't wait. So, shall we? That's my opinion. Come on, don't call me that. All Shadows were originally born from humans. Okay. Yeah, Persona 4 is good though. I got killed by your other self. No, get out of here. Don't look at me. Does that mean you're just The visuals for the game are great. And pretend I'm not really I love the style. Like the way that they designed monsters and stuff are just really cool. All right, which means that we also got to catch whoever's tossing people in here. I think I'd like to help, too. I I love how like cuz I only played Persona 5. I have no problem. It seems like they're using a lot of the same visual archetypes and the same characters. Let's team up and I didn't I don't have any frame of reference to even know that. Let's end this. Here. Go. Persona four's better. P4R. February. Wow. Older persona is more dark and disturbing. Shimigami Tensson. Yeah. Yeah, I might play that. I just uh I really like the art style, especially the anime style of the games. like whenever they have like the animated like uh visuals. They look so cool. Is this mixtape too? I think it's mixtape too, guys. I'm sorry. Zombies. Ah, no. It's LA. My friends and I used to argue about what ended the world. A weapon, a virus, something worth. Uh-huh. No, that's Texas in quiet towns. I don't really bo Finn. Zombies don't bother me. You just walk around them. Places the world forgot. Going to blow up. Yeah, they're harmless. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, this looks really good. I would say it looks good. State of LA found each other. built walls. So, like, what kind of a game is this? We'll always have each other's. Is it like a story game? Is it a rog light? Like, what what the hell is State of Decay? More dangerous than ever. It's Baron Hearkin. It's a survival game. Okay. The dead aren't just wandering anymore. Open world. Yeah. I don't know. They hunt. In the end, it doesn't matter. That's pretty good. What matters is that when the dead come through the dark, so do we. Damn, this looks decent. If you die, you don't respawn. You control another human. Oh, okay. That's cool. Colony survival. Okay. Yeah, that looks actually pretty decent. Yeah, I can see why people thought this this uh this showcase was better. I I can definitely see that the devs are super woke. Yeah, I mean, we'll have to see if the game plays well, right? I mean, most people that are like that don't really care about the actual game. They just care about their own, you know, messaging in the game. thieves. There have been plenty of adventures, but what if you can make your own Sea of Thieves experience? With our new free update, custom seas, you can. Let me explain. I've never played Sea of Thieves. You could create new ways to play. I just thought it was cartoony and dumb. Royale, where small crews juke it out in a furious game still exists. It does. Just remember to watch out for explosive barrels. Oh. Oh, I'm sure. Anything good so far? Yeah, there have been a number of good games. Skeleton snipe hunt where the sharpest shooter with the highest score wins. Or maybe you just want to spawn this. One of those and absolutely loads of these. And well, so it's like creative mode kind of. You could create a cinematic masterpiece. You could show romance. I feel like games for me have to have progression or tragedy. Like I have to have progression in the games where I just I just can't get can't get into it. Or you could even just create a place to hide. Makes me feel like I'm wasting my time playing a video game. Or you could come together for a I can't feel that way. Or maybe you want somewhere you can just kick. I start thinking about like, oh, you're 35 now. You don't have a girlfriend. So I have I have to be leveling up. I have to constantly be getting distracted from that world of possibility. You need to explore. So dive in. And I'm just being honest. Hey, I'm just being honest. The tools are now in your hands. What you do with them is up to you. Is the MMO brain? I am kind of brain. Try not to wreck the place. June 18th. Oh, just be gay. You think I could just be gay? Honestly, like if I was gay, man, I wonder if my life would be more or less stressful. Probably both. Proudly made. Oh, is this going to be what I think it is? Yes, it will be. This is in these tunnels. Oh, bro. Like, have I remember seeing the original one? It looks so [ __ ] good. The original trailer for this game. They call him Furer, but that is not your name. Your name. Okay, Twinkling. Thank you. His hunter. God damn, that looks good. It really goes to show like how how cool it looks when people do things with their own engines, too. Look how good this game looks. You stood for something. But where are the Spartans now? This is going to be a day one for me. To protect the metro, from you. You promised a brighter future for our people. Now the Norai spreads tyranny in your name. You swore to crush the enemy, to face them head on and guide them. 127 is going to be l to the light. God damn, that looks [ __ ] insane. Should play the others. Yeah, but darkness consumes you. Jesus spreads. And that's game play, too. Like a plague eats you through. God damn. Every step. I wonder how graphics intensive this is going to be, man. Drowns you deeper. Be wise. Hang on. The only game that I played like this was Stalker 2, which was like that legendary amazing is gone. What a good game. I won't stop. Jesus Christ, this looks good. Until the tours with him. Oh my god, this looks so [ __ ] amazing. Wait, it comes out in 2039. Wait, what? Well, no wonder it looks so good. 2027. Okay, February. That's like three releases all in February. The year is 2020. I got world premiere. World. Doesn't that sound like Ethan? I don't know why. It just does to me every time it shows up. Wow. This is all This is what I always Wait, this could be good. See, these are the kinds of games nobody would pay to fund. Like, nobody would pay money for this, but it deserves to be made. It It should be made. even know nobody would invest in this. It's made by a woman. Um I don't know. It's hard to say. Maybe or play it. Yeah. Have you tried the sequel? No, I don't. No, not really. Those bird versions of ferray is bad magpie. Oh, I forgot to feed the birds today. I got to go do that. Oops. I bought them new bird seed. I got him all the I got him the the good stuff from here. I got him the sunflower seeds. That shit's expensive. It was like uh like $16 or Yo, what the [ __ ] What is this? A Team Ninja game? Is this Neo3? Countless wars have been waged throughout history in pursuit of the elixir of immortality. I don't know what this is, but I want rises destined to quell the chaos of this senseless cycle. By the way, um any Team Ninja game I play, any any single one Like I played Ninja Gaiden. I played [ __ ] Neo3 awaken. I played Wu Long. I thought that game sucked, but there was one other one I played all Oh, Rise of Roman. It's Woo Long, too. I thought someone was joking in chat. No. Okay. Well, hopefully they're going to get it right this time. All right. I hated this game. I thought it was so it was so badly coded. Who set the red cliffs ablaze, but this one will be different, especially because every single one of their games are exactly the same. It's like playing a gotacha game. The first boss, that first boss was awful, man. Oh my god. You're ready for the challenge and the reward of opening your very own cult. Nothing can beat us. Nothing can shock us. Nothing can shake us. Wow, this is cool. We'll be going to beautiful Bedford County, USA. Bedford, teaming with locals waiting to join our family. Did you scare me? You don't scare me. You better reevaluate your life choice. You pissed off a random person on the street. You want a trophy? Even if they don't know it yet. Damn. Waco Simulator. us. Build a cult and I will shield you from the apocalypse. I feel like we don't have as many cults nowadays. on a first come first serve basic like cults are kind of over brick by brick. Oh yeah, I forgot about that one too. They got consumed by gotcha. Yeah. World premiere. That game looks really cool. I would try that. This looks weird. I like it. You buried your womb. The [ __ ] Left your people behind. Believing. Isn't that that one game would see them here? That sinuous saga. But what is left in the dark? seconds game. Yeah, boring game. I never played any of these. Why would you just Shouldn't you stab in the neck or something? Why would you stab in the back? Anybody? Nordic Void Simulator. Yeah. What waits for you? I mean, they do a really good job with the motion capture of the character. I'll tell you that. It looks really Not yet. Like the photo realism. Is this like the third game or what? Okay. So, all right. It's just another one. Okay, it's kind of a good trailer. Yeah, it's pretty good. I probably should have played the second one when it came out. I don't know why I didn't. Elder Scrolls 6 or five or whatever, dude. Are you kidding me? This game is still They're still releasing stuff about this. Doesn't that sound nice? What a hoot. You found one. This is no time to hoard. Share your stroke of luck with your pal. Build your camp as a team. Hey, life's pretty swell. It's been 2,918 days since the announcement. suits. It's worse than expected. Enemies are waiting in places undetected. Suit up, son, and defend our great nation. Todd Howard believes for some reason infestation. I don't know. Like there's people that like this game. We'll tackle them all. Maybe this is like just me, but I think that the uh the aesthetic of Fallout is is just not appealing to me. It's just not appealing. Oh dear. I like it. Yeah. I don't I hate it. I hate it. Hate that [ __ ] I'm playing since the beta. Yeah, I need to fire Todd. Yeah, you're right. So true. Damn, it's on all those consoles, too. They should make an expansion for Oblivion. Just like add in new content. That'd be a good idea. Our flock has been led astray. Oh, this is [ __ ] doom. By your acts of defiance. Oh, Argentles in the wake of your actions. They follow you now. The council has chosen. Beneath this chamber will be your tomb. Damn. This place is your paingiven shape. It holds many secrets. Only a cleansed soul may leave. Oh, we've got a spear now. I am not your enemy. I am your way now. That's cool. So, this is going to be like DLC. Damn, this cartoonish. Yeah, there's something about it. I couldn't get into it. I wasn't able to. The demons, they have retrieved just wasn't for me. Oh. Oh. Oh. Girl CEO problems. Is that true? Slayer is alive and we're going to fight him. Revelations roll for takedowns. I don't know. Xbox came out with good stuff. Yeah, I mean the Doom Dark Ages game. You played the wrong game. Should play Doom Eternal. Maybe you're right. Yeah, it looks kind of cool. I mean, like the guy looks cool for sure. This is definitely what like it's like what you'd expect, right? What's this? This is like energy drink simulator. I hate energy drinks. Crazy taxi. What the hell is this? Is this a Yeah. Dreamcast game. Yeah. True. Mixtape 1.5. No, this game was really popular when it came out. It was. People liked it. Maybe it'll be good. Time to check your flight. Hope your pass. Oh, I need to get a passport. Get that. Crazy Taxi World Tour. Yeah, that actually looked pretty decent, man. It's exact. I mean, it's what I'd expect out of crazy. Oh, man. Oh, dude. Look at that old room. No, you [ __ ] It's like my old room. Xbox 25. Oh [ __ ] they're making a Oh, that's actually kind of cool. So, this is like basically it's made with the old style. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. Really sick, actually. Yeah. This it's totally boomer bait. And I'm on the hook. I am. I'm on the hook, man. I I think that's really cool. I love the subtext of this is like your room used to have all this like personality and style and it used to be super cool and like now it just says like nothing in it. It's like mad sad. Ruin the room though. They did. They did. My room's still the same. It's just got [ __ ] everywhere. In the frozen north Age of Empires 4. Wow. I didn't know they're making the crash of the waves against our ships. We know the bite of cold steel. My room survived. The roar of fires that consume our esteem. I'm lazy. That's why that the moment of peace is only temporary. Because Valhalla opens its gates only to the worthy. And the next proving ground awaits just beyond the horizon. I haven't played Age of Empires in 20 years. I had to um whenever we lost our internet, I went back to playing Age of Empires 2 in like 2012. That was like my main game because I wasn't able to play WoW. Was this Hightail? It's got to be Hightail, right? No, I mean it's got to be Minecraft actually. Like that's Minecraft, not Hightail, right? I mean, and then they blow up, don't they? I think so. I have no idea what this is. Like, is this is this is like Minecraft at all? Like, I feel like we're able to do all this crazy [ __ ] It's a dungeon. What the [ __ ] There's like bosses. What the hell? Is it slop? I don't know. I think this looks okay. That's a That's the boss. Huh? Yeah, I would try this. I would I would try it. It's cool idea. Plays extremely good. Should give the first one a try. I'll play the second one when it comes out. They I hate how they're releasing all these games in September. Man, it's so annoying. the scar to GTA maybe. Yeah. I don't know. I I wonder if GTA is really going to be that big. Ladies and gentlemen, admirers of the mysteries of magic, take your seats before the lights go down and the curtain rises, for our next act is about to begin. Are you sitting comfortably? Are you prepared to witness feats both mystifying and illusion? You don't know cuz you never played at GTA. Watch closely. That's exactly right. And let the shadows tell their story. The devil's deal. Behold the famous Jacob Manuro, stage magician extraordinaire. So brilliant were his tricks. It cast five long shadows behind him. They called themselves masters. Through a deal with the devil, the masters sought yet more power. Their deal demanded a sacrifice. And in the darkness 6 to be the most valuable prophet launch ever. Jacob was trapped in eternal torment. But the devil had other plans. He pulled Jacob from his infernal nightmare and offered a new deal. Face their legions, their tricks, every abomination they command. Take what should have been his. Escape if he can. here. Moose is a November Barbie. Barbie versus GTA. Yeah, it's going to be tough. Oh, it's the devil. That's your queue. Run. He casting magic spells and [ __ ] Looks good. Yeah, it looks all right. Turn around. Should have turned around. It's like Hogwarts Legacy, but like people are dying. Bioshock with magic tricks. Yeah. Magicians, the devil's deal. The deal's a deal, Jacob. I'll see you soon. Ooh. Oh, never played Bioshock. I only played the like half of like the first game. That was it. I didn't play a lot more of it. This looks good. what would you give a victory? They're on fire. They're going to re-release Concord to compete with GTA. Smart. The lives of your sons. The line between victory. Yeah. You know what? I think I kind of saw this. Pretty sure I did. What if you had within you power terrible and divine to destroy your enemies, break their will? This is the one that has Napoleon in it. I mean, I kind of assume, right? The resolve to wield it. Like the same kind of style as like the monster reminds me of the lies of Pete. Ooh. If destiny was I kind of like those first person games. Could you sacrifice everything? I do. That's pretty cool. For your country. for your empire. Except Kingdom Dorman's too. Yeah, exactly. For your emperor. Emperor is Napoleon, right? Oh, yes. All right. Ver Mortise. [ __ ] yeah. Lies of P plus avowed. I don't think that's historically accurate. Really? Well, they should change it. Bethesa's got a lot of uh they got a lot of releases here. Glenumbra is full of thieves. What is it you're after? Don't take this the wrong way, but we've been watching you. You've got talent and a lot of promise. Stop. See, ESO. Oh, it is. Are you ready to talk about planning a real heist, partner? Welcome to our thieves guild. Our members will show you the ropes. This job is going to need every trick in the book. I heard that caravan should arrive tomorrow. Some jobs call for slick distractions and quick fingers, but you never truly know what's behind a door. Or if that's not quite your style, step out of the shadows and take a direct approach. There's other treasure all around the world if you know where to look and are willing to fight for it. Whether it's fortune, adventure, or danger, the Thieves Guild has everything you need as long as you're willing to take it. Don't mind if I do. Hands off the cheese. I got here first. Okay, I'm going [ __ ] Where's the other one? Next. You seem kingd. I am. I saw it. I'm very excited. Oh, it's a new game. Celebrating the be Oh. Oh, yes. True National Park said. Oh, this is Yep. I'm sold. I'm sold, brother. What? Well, hopefully they're not celebrating the beauty of New York. Remember last time? This is not so bad. Flight simulator. Freedom slop. Yeah. Where's the shooting? Yeah, true. You almost don't. Didn't they say that place could blow up? The bad lands. That's not in America. That's in Eastern Kingdoms. What do you mean? Why some 24? What year is this? The mountain stands here, yet it cannot be seen. The wind passes without a sound. People move within. This makes you think it's the word wind speed, right? the modists move in secrecy. Renowned for their mastery of mechanisms as the old order begins to fall. No one can remain untouched. Remember they gathered a new weapon. I didn't play it. The battle you can use like that big sword as DPS. Beneath every mechanism, by the way, lies in the human heart. I'll show you after. This is your game to decide. I love this game, by the way. I think this is an amazing game. I We already have 500 hours in this game. I completed everything in the game and I quit. trash. No, no, bro. It's not. It's actually super good. Look, look. 513 hours. Last time I played it was February, too. I went hard as [ __ ] on that game. Dracula's Castle is just ahead. I have come here to destroy you. This is the uh just like my father, mother, and their allies. Is this based off the off the show? No one believed me when I said the next Bmont would be a girl. No. God has given you another chance, bro. You must use it wisely to better control your curses. I feel like I'm always going to play these. I'm going to be honest. I'm glad they show damage numbers. For me, that's a big deal. You are no more than a irritating thing. Well, this game reminds me a lot of think you can stop me this time. There's Mandra Gora. That's what this game is very very similar to that wanted her stupid girl. I will show you what hell is. I am Rose Belmont and I will hunt the knight. when October. I'll play that for sure. Like I don't know why they haven't made more Castlevania games. I feel like it's so popular. Like what the [ __ ] happened? It's going to flop. Mhm. That's amazing. Yeah. Color to them. Now, watch the uh the series. That seems to fill the whole world. What the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] This is like a This Oh, bro. They had these walking games in like the 1998 old anime slop. You discover this shit's for girls, bro. like dear friends you always needed. Oh, this is so good. And golden moments which linger on the warm breeze, you know. [ __ ] you. Godamn. I had something for this. as you live your days. I feel like I have to wear cat ears if I play this game as dreams. I do. By the way, visually, this game looks beautiful. It does. It looks incredibly beautiful. Very welldesigned, but it's a girl game and I really just like I don't know if I could play this game. I don't know if I could do that to myself. I don't. I'm not sure. I I I don't know if I'm like, imagine me playing that game while I'm wearing a rainbow shirt, wearing cat ears. Like, I think that actually might make me gay. I'm just kidding. It wouldn't even come close. That's how straight I am. we're going to slop. This doesn't seem like Persona at all. At least from what I played. Like this is like [ __ ] some horror That's it. Well, what the [ __ ] Okay. Well, they're going to make the game. All right, that's great. Well, uh, whenever it comes out, I'll play it in like two years. Uhoh. Uhoh. little birdies. Just a one, two, and three. No, I didn't. when new evil rises. It's been a while, huh? It's really been a while. I forgot all about that. a realm beyond. What's this like? I wonder if this game's going to be any good. I would try this probably. It's my kind of night. Alarms are ringing. Bullets are flying. What you do that for? My fingers. [ __ ] them. That's why. And every copper in the tangle is on my tail. come to order. Piss off. Let me introduce you to some of my esteemed colleagues. Even my schemes have schemes. Me? I prefer to make it up as I go. Morgan. Oh, you'll have better. Everyone knows you're easy pickings for someone with any sand. Then give my regards to the Sandman wolf. cheap rubbish. A corpse in hand is worth two in the grave, as they say. Look at the bloody air. We're not here for you. Not here for me. I'm an [ __ ] Darrow. That is millennial coded. Time to lay our hands to mischief. But this is the game that I think it is preparing to the other content I thought was so good for months now. So put in the very Morgan, get to that crane to lower the shin. See what this game is. Cuz there was one game like this I thought was autoloading frame. If you have the authority, I am at your service. What happens if I fired a few holes in you? The list is now unlocked. A defeat. How sad. You were all doing so well. Do you expect us to go quietly? Well, I certainly don't expect any trouble from some of Avalon's most disposable citizens. Hello, frightened human. I can get you out of this. So much purple. Yeah, it is pretty purple, guys. You've just jumped about 25 years back in time. This place on this day is ripe for changing the course of history. This life ain't one for granting easy choices, but I just found a way to control the past. Change who's in control. Make things unfair in our favor. You a little toy with a big mouth. What a proper little villain. A better villain than you'll ever be. You decrepit old soak. The pimp, the blood, the priest. Who do we like the least? Oh, it's different how they do you. The ones they stick it to you. And when they're done with junk up screw you in the end. Yeah, this game. So this is the one I thought it was. Ever given to folk like us. This game looked really, really, really good. It did. Like I remember seeing the first trailer for this looked [ __ ] insane. We have a chance to steal it. What more could an honest ask for? Yeah, I I would go in on this. Uhhuh. Okay. Bioshock Infinite vibes. Yeah. Yeah. This This is what I thought it was. Like this game looks so good. Not anymore. Coming in due time. 2027. All right. No, I I will maintain positivity. I will I'll maintain positivity with this one. until I see more and then I can complain about it. Clockwork Revolution is an original experience full of intriguing characters and incredible world building. And it's an Xbox console exclusive coming in Thank you so much for joining us today. This is a milestone year for us as we celebrate 25 years with you and we're excited about our lineup of iconic games. Record-breaking forts of Horizon 6, the return of Master Chief rebuilt from the ground up. The extraordinary world of Fable, full of choice and consequences. Incredible games. I wish the Fable game was Castlevania. Sega 4A games. I swap those around. I'd do it instantly. And players can look forward. going to be badass. Two upcoming exclusives, Gears of War Eday in 2026 and Clockwork Revolution in 2027. In a moment, we'll dive into Gears of War Eday. But before we do, one franchise that has been with us from the beginning is Call of Duty. Now, it's bigger than ever with a new Modern Warfare later this year and a movie on the way. Is that true? Last month, the teams at Infinity Ward and Activision gave us a glimpse of the story and gameplay. Today, they are back with a first look at DMZ reimagined in a way that only Call of Duty can deliver. look at this. Not Call of Duty. There's no fish in Call of Duty. Call of Duty North Korea. the what the [ __ ] Inside the mall is a set of black files carrying bounty intel on a high value target. Locate the files. Not all expect contact. Yeah, DMZ is the extraction game, right? Jesus, this is huge. It's dark as hell. That's why you got Hey, I'm going to head downstairs real quick. See if there's any weapon secure as I thought. No, it's a negative. That's not why we're here. I feel like it didn't really pop off, did it? It's only going to take two seconds. I say again, that's a negative. Okay, get your ass upstairs. Oh, Ludam. Move him. He's going to get shot right now. See? Like I played these games, dude. Go help him. Hell no. I literally I I know how this is. Get his ass up here. Copy. Yeah. Like I was the guy hiding camping. Got it. Is Cam banning this game? Yeah. I wonder what he thinks of this. Somebody's got to have told him about it right on you. Change his shirt to make him uncomfortable. If I wear it and you watch for three more days, you will become gay. You know we're here. And there'll be no way back. Yep. [ __ ] Alex. Didn't the uh North Korean military go to Ukraine and they got rented? What's I feel like I remember hearing about You good, man? Yeah, you're all right. They can march around like that. They're addicted to porn, are they? Give me fire now. Maybe they're not so different after all. are making a lot of noise. Be aware more enemy hostiles are now hunting your position. Is that the HVT? Is this pre-rendered? Uh, I don't think it is. [ __ ] Actually, maybe it is. I I don't know, I got you, man. Yeah, I think it is pre-rendered as aim. Shut the [ __ ] up. All right, let me get some ammo. Oh, hell yeah. That's like a body cam video. Yeah. Look for any building with green smoke. I say again, green smoke. You got eyes? Yeah, I got it. Oh [ __ ] The [ __ ] are they saying? He going to get shot. Yeah, definitely pre-rendered. Who the [ __ ] would just spam shoot at the door? Like not even I'm not that bad. Oh, where the hell are you? If the game played like this, it'd be good, though. Get your ass to the roof right now. If it wasn't for it being an extraction game, I'd play it. I'd play it if it was a battle royale. Oh, thank you. With a shotgun equip. You know what the worst part about that is? I have to ask you which one. That's It's just so sad, bro. Like, I don't know when I became [ __ ] Oh I don't know when it happened. Damn. Almost made it cover. He just left his friend after his friend saved him. Call of slop. You think so? It's time for single players. Our motor skills aren't there anymore. Honestly, my motor skills were so bad and have always been so bad. I literally almost failed out of art class because I just couldn't draw the right way. Like I I just couldn't like cuz I I I'm like a spaz, bro. I'm literally just a total [ __ ] spaz. It's going to be big. Yeah. I'm telling you, you're a good sniper in Battlefield. Yeah, cuz I can spaz and click. I can do like fast flick. Is this worth watching the Eay Direct? I look at like the first like uh like two or three minutes of it. I I I don't know. There's like half and half people saying here in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, home 30 years of war. When Gears debuted in 2006, it instantly redefined the genre. And now in 2026, it was it was another rare moment. It's fine until the woman where we've been, celebrate with our fans, and lay the foundation for where Gears is going next. That's a kids game. Yeah. To get there, we're taking it all the way back to the day the world changed and the fight began. Emergence Day. So, there it is. That's That was actually really cool. Like, I didn't even I didn't even know it was a war at the beginning that sits at the heart of our universe. Today, for the first time, we're ready to take you inside the studio and show you all the ways to play with our new movements, weapons, and modes that will make EDAY the most brutally satisfying gears yet. want to say race edition's $89. Wait, eay is $89? That's not true. There's no way they're $90 video games. Before we talk about what this game is, I think it's important to share why we chose Eay. When we started this project, we were moving to Unreal Engine 5. It was a new foundation with a blank slate. So, we took a moment to reflect on what makes so special to us and to our fans. We realized all of the things that make this world feel so unique, that melancholy beauty and over-the-top spectacle, they're all perfectly set up in this one moment in time. Eday. Yeah, this is really cool. The moment the locust ripped through the ground and changed the history of Sarah forever. And to tell that story, we wanted to build an experience that evoked the vibes of the original game. They should milk the collectors as much as they can because those are the people that like with this one still from the Mad World trailer. It's Marcus facing down the Locust defiantly firing into the darkness against overwhelming odds and we said this is the emotional core of This is the tone and feeling that we wanted to build our next game around. this is our most ambitious yet eay is a bucks after tax able to tell before because we didn't have the technology. We finally have the tools to reimagine the Gears world at a new unprecedented level of detail. Yeah, this does look good. We're pushing like I I could watch the whole thing, but like I I'm not going to go through the whole thing, but like overall it does look very good. Like the game looks great and uh yeah, I'm I'm excited. I am like I'll play the [ __ ] out of this game for sure. Is that Gears of War? Yeah. Yeah, this is Gears of War. Like I think it looks good. Very very very good. So yeah, I mean like is it a dude? I don't know if it's a I'm not going to transvestigate some random developer. I don't give a [ __ ] Like I just want to look at the game. Like honestly I wish like I I don't even want to see the developers. I don't even want to look at them. I don't want to see I just show me the game and do like a voice over while you're showing gameplay. Like that's that's what I really think. That's what you want my my honest opinion about. I don't want to look I don't want to look at any of them, right? Unless unless like one of them's like really hot. Like I don't want to see them. I don't want to see them. No. Absolutely not. So, transvestigate. Yeah. Well, that's the word, right? I mean, people that's a common that's a common word. Yeah. People use that. No, I don't give a [ __ ] about that. And so, out of all the game shows, which one was the best? Uh, I would say so like of all the game shows, like which one would I say was the best? Uh, Summer Gamesfest was the best by a mile. Summer Gamesfest was really, really, really good. It was not even close. Uh, I think that this one, this uh, summer game, like the Xbox, uh, showcase I think was better than the PlayStation showcase. I think it was. So, if I were to rank them, like in terms of like the big mega shows, I would do Summer Games Fest, Xbox, PlayStation, probably the PC gaming show, and then Future Game Show underneath that. Like, I think all of the shows were pretty good. Like, none of them, like I'm not trying to say any of these were actually bad. I'm not saying like, oh, this show sucked or like this is a bad thing or anything, but like I'm just saying like which one like how would I rate them? That's how I would rate them, right?