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Boys, we played this [ __ ] yesterday. I'm going to be real. What a game. What a [ __ ] game. I'm ready to play this again. I am. We going to play it daily. Beat a single run with all characters and beat act three. Wait. Wait. Y'all telling me I almost beat the whole game on my first run? Yo. Yo, what? Okay. Wait. So, you got two different characters. At the start of each round, draw two additional cards. A huntress from the spire, ready to stab and poison anything in her way. Okay, so do we play the the girl or the guy? Like I kind of feel like we should play the girl or actually I see a lot of people play the girl. We're going to DEI this. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. Let's get it. Let's get it. I never played this. I mean, I haven't played. Okay. Hey, one or two carous cards add to your deck. Ne Fury. What is this here? Uh, put two random cards in your discord pile in your hand. Lose all your gold. Choose one or two packs of cards to add to your deck. I really don't know like which one should I go with? Like two or three? Uh, one or three? I feel like it's either one or one or three, right? Go with one. Okay, I'm I'm going to get that. Damn. Damn, we got big damage. Okay, let's do it. Overg. All right, let's see it. Death B. No. No. Watch. Watch. Watch. Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. I'm going to think about where we need to go. I think right now. Why? Why don't we double elite this? Why? Why don't we big dick this? Let's big dick the entire thing. Okay. Who's this fat [ __ ] All right. So, we got three of these and we're going to hit this [ __ ] with uh gain eight block, three damage, one weak. Okay. Well, I'm going to use that right now. Stupid. Okay. So, five block a strike. Okay. And now I'm going ultimate strike and then I'mma gain a block and I'm going I'm going to get rid of this. And then I'm going to defend. Oh, I don't need to. Okay, I'm going to hit him again. Good. All right, time to duel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big blocks. Big blocks. Okay, good. Damn, this actually kind of bad. Okay, we're going to just hit him three times. Okay, I feel like this [ __ ] is kind of [ __ ] She's not even that good. Okay, naturalize. Okay, three damage. Oh, damn. I can't kill him. Okay, I'm going to double defend and then we turn. Stupid [ __ ] Can't beat the champion. Ultimate strike. Okay. Fire potion. Draw one card. Discard one card. Every three times you apply poison. Deal damage. Deal 12 damage. The next Damn, that is big. That's crazy. Y'all really think I don't go with like really? Like I feel like this is really good, bro. Like two seems good. Uh yeah, I mean two is pretty good. Skill, not attack. Oh, damn. I forgot that there was a a version of that. Okay, that Thank you. Okay. So, should I kill guys or should I go like I don't know like I just I just don't know if I should do the like the events could be better but I don't want to rest. That's the thing. I I don't need to rest the events. Okay, I'm I'm going to hit the events then. Okay, let's go. [ __ ] easy. That's the easiest easy of my life. If I'm going to get I'm going to get that money back. It's going to be nothing. That health back, I mean. Okay, let's see it. All right. Uh, apply weak. Okay, let's hit this fat [ __ ] And then I'm going to go and get a uh I'm going to hit this again. I'm going to hit him one more again. I'm going to get a block and then we're going to end that turn. And then see, he going to hit me for three. Ain't going to do [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] about this. Is nothing. Rest is how you upgrade cards is okay. Damn. My uh my stuff kind of sucks, honestly. Um, let's see. Can I kill him? No, I can't. Okay. So, I'm going to need to do I'm going to hit him right here. I'm going to just kill him right now. And I'm going to put up two shields. Okay. Okay. I took a little bit of damage there. That's not good. Okay. So, um I'm going to discard a card. And I'm going to discard I'm going to discard a defend. And I'm going to do an attack. I'm going to do a defend. And I'm going to do another block cuz I want to keep my damage up. I'm trying to keep I'm trying to keep my health up right now cuz like we can beat we can beat his ass off. It's going to be nothing. I'm going to be I don't think this girl's I don't think she's good, bro. Like draw one car. Why would I want to do that? She scales insane. Okay. All right. All right. That's what y'all say. [ __ ] Got him. All right. All right. Let's go. Add a card. Okay. Shifts. Damn. So, we going to go with the event. What do y'all think? Do we go with the events or do we go with I think we just go events. Let's go with the events. All right. All right. I'm going to do it. Oh, Beradonis. Birdadonis. We need this. Okay. This is huge. We're running it back. Hatch bird. Big dick bird. Huge bird. Big dirt. What's up, you little [ __ ] Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Get out of my life. Damn. That was insane. What the [ __ ] Sly. What is sly? Discards your discard it from your hand before the end of your turn. Oh, I get it. Okay. Draw one card. If you draw a skill, gain three block. Gain three dexterity. I think these suck, right? Like I feel like these suck. Like uh is like the middle one maybe. I mean, draw one card. I I just I I think we skip. I I I want to I'm going to skip. I'm not feeling good about it. I'm just not Okay, we're going to do the event after this. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, I don't have any AoE damage. This is bad. Okay. Um All right. We're going to kill this [ __ ] here. [ __ ] deleted. And then I'm going to hit the blade dance. And then we're going to triple dick him. All right. He's been triple [ __ ] And then I'm going to discard. Okay. I'm going to discard this. And then we're going to bird mode on him. Let's bird mode on him right there. And then I'm going to gain eight block right now in the turn. Okay. There it is. Slime. That's what happens. Oh, get out of my life. Hit him right there. Another one. Oh, I can only five. Okay, I'm I'm going to take three damage. That's fine. That's fine. I want I wanted to take that damage, honestly. It's actually kind of bad. Um, I'm going to hit this. Like, literally, this literally does not matter. Like, it's just it's not good. Hopefully, I get bird mode. I'm going to hit bird mode right here. Watch this. I didn't. Okay. Um, this actually really bad. I feel like this [ __ ] is [ __ ] This This is so bad. Berg. Outbreak. Every three times you apply poison. Innate. Innate. Start each combat with this. That's really good. That's crazy good. That's big dick. One is AoE though. Like I I'm I'm thinking I'm thinking we go with that cuz I don't even have any poison. Oh [ __ ] Fog. Mog. Who the [ __ ] is this? Okay, let's neutralize. Let's hit him. Oh, bro. Like, we're going to we're just going to Wait, are we really just going to big dick him? Wait, I think we might just big dick this guy. Oh my god, look at all this damage. Car one card. Discard one card. Okay, hit him with this. He's already at 28 health. I did so much damage. This is insane. What the [ __ ] What? Bird. Oh my. Oh man. Oh, I just did this. Let me get a little bit of this. Oh, I killed him. I k I I didn't know. I thought that was You know what I mean? Okay. Discard hand and draw that many cards. Exhaust. Uh, no, I'm not about that. Apply five poison. That seems really good. Gain five block. Wait, is is this Wait, does this is this like an aura? It's on all the time. Calculated gamble's broken. It's just for one turn. Okay, that's not very good. I feel like this one could be the best, right? I feel like this one's really good. Two's Peak. Yeah, I feel like this is really good. I'm going to go with that. Let's get this. What's in the box? Oh. Oh, I get two upgrades. Oh, damn. That was actually kind of good. Okay. Oh, now we got the first elite. Who's this? Is sleeping. Okay. Okay. Um, what's this say? Whenever you play a card, this enemy receives 10% more damage from attacks. Okay. So, that means I should do I should do this. Wake up, [ __ ] And then I just have to go all in on him, right? I guess I should do my lowest damage first, right? Does it really matter? That was a That was a lot of damage. Like I just I half health them and one your journey ends here. Wait, really? Well, I I don't want it to end. Here, I'mma double dick him. It's 20 damage. I'm not ready for that. Shall we be 25 damage? I think I can kill his ass. I have to kill his ass right now. I've made a terrible miscalculation. Never mind. Oh, get him out of my life. Start combat with one dexterity. Ricochot momento mori uh deals eight damage uh deals four additional damage feel like these ain't that good right like uh number three is sweet y'all really think so like okay all right all right you guys really think that okay Um, I'm going to go to I'm going to just go to this. I'm not ready to I'm not ready for arrest, bro. Like, I'm ready to just kill him. I'm ready to just [ __ ] kill him, man. I'm going to neutralize this [ __ ] ass right now. And then I'm going to hit him with the backstab. ultimate strike. And then I'm going to hit him with Uh, wait. What? I'm going to hit this. Okay. I'm going to just keep that. Ooh, he's big mad. 14 damage. What do you mean 14 damage? Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, let me think this out. 42 damage is just a lot. [ __ ] [ __ ] ass. Five poison. I don't know which one is better. I really don't. Since I have a dexterity, I think I'm going to use this. I'm going to defend. I might keep the poison. I'mma poison him on next turn. Eight damage. That's a lot of damage. I'm dying. I'm I'm afraid. I'm afraid right now. Poison him too. There it is. Okay, good. Okay, now bird mode. Give me bird mode. Give me bird mode. [ __ ] Um. All right. I'm going to hit him with this. And then I'm going to get him with this. And I'm going to remove double defend. And I'm going to hit him one. Another one. And it doesn't even matter. I'm gonna just use this. He's dead. He's dead. It's over. I win. I win. Okay. Easiest game of my life. Going to gamble. Damn. Damn, bro. I really don't know. I really don't know. Like, I really don't know. Like, oh my god. Y'all think two. Oh, wow. Damn. I didn't even notice that. I didn't read. Okay, so I think I need to heal. I do. I think I do need to heal. Let me heal. Okay, I'mma heal right now. Now, do I go to the event or do I go to the guy? I think I go to the event. It says I can go to an event. Let's do the event. Okay. All right. Oh [ __ ] Okay. Okay. All right. Let's focus. All right. Let's get this Oh, somebody's having a bad day, huh? I think I just kill him right now. I'm I'm going defend. Oh, I took five. That's bad. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. Just a minute. I'm think I'm think. I'm think. Okay. Now, now, now we big dick him. Get ready. Watch, watch, watch, watch the champion of war right here. Oh. Oh. Oh. Got him. He now he dies. Yes. He vulnerable. 18. What a little [ __ ] What a little [ __ ] Follow throw. I really don't know, man. I think follow throw is good, but this is also really good, too, cuz I feel like you have no AoE. I don't. One, you need some AoE. I just don't know, man. It's a hard decision, man. I might just hit this one. I'm I'm going to think long. I'm thinking long term. The chosen cheese. Big dick. Big dick. This is so many combat. Like that's that's insane. That's actually crazy. Procado. Okay. So, I think that I rest. What do you guys think? I rest and that way because like all these are really good but I just like I I think I have to rest. Like it's not even an option. Like I have to rest now if I only lose. Okay. So So all All right. So who's this dick sucker? Who is it? Who is it? Oh [ __ ] It's the deer. Oh god. Triple poison him. Oh, you didn't like that, did you? You didn't like that. I'mma discarb. I'm going to backstab now and I'm a strike. Oh, I should have used two. I should have used potion. Should have used potion. 150. I see. I see. All right. I'm going to hit that potion. I'm going to hit this potion right now. And I'm going to hit the skill potion. And then I'm gonna hit the follow through. And then I'm gonna hit the ultimate strike. And then I'm gonna hit the bird mode. I'm going to die. Okay. So I can take him below this blade dunks. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. You're stunned. Well plants. Keep this. What's wrong? Oh, 12 damage. That's right. That's right. What's wrong? What's wrong? You can't beat the champion. Get [ __ ] Get [ __ ] Mr. Bird. Oh. Oh, get that block. What's wrong, Mr. Bird? He wants another poison. Ringing. Wait, wait, what? Ringing. I can only play one card. This what? Okay. Well, I'm obviously going to play the poison. In fact, I should obviously play the poison. It's going to have the highest efficiency block. Y'all really think I should use block? Like, damn. Y'all are [ __ ] man. Hope I can keep this. Oh, I do six. Man, I really 12 damage. I'm going just I'm going to just eat the dick. I'm going just eat the dick right now. I have to. I have to. I don't want to. I have to. It's over. It's over. I I I've already won. Oh my god. It's over, Mr. Bird. It's over, Mr. Bird. Goodbye. Yes, I am a champion. Okay. Dexterity. That's kind of crazy. That is that That's kind of crazy right there. That's kind of That's kind of a big dick cuz I got a lot of those car card drawn things. I feel like we're going to hit this. We're running big. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get that $100. That's insane. That's a lot of money. Okay. The hive. All right. So, we're going to go left. We go left. We can go get money. We can go this. We can kill this guy. We're going to go up to these two. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We can go up like that. You guys see what I'm saying? Like, I think we do that. I think that's the right option. Wait, wait. Upgrade four cards. Wax relics. Oh, I think I know what that means. That means they're going to despawn, right? I don't want that. Okay. Uh, start your turn. Exhaust the top card of your draw pile. I don't want that. I think just get number one. It seems so easy. Oh, I can pick them. Wait. Okay. Well, I'm going obviously go with this and then I'm going obviously go with the wave. I think we we we probably upgrade bird, That's that does three more damage. flask. I don't think it it that's that's only like the equivalent like I think I do ultimate strike. Ultimate strike seems better. I mean, we could do flask and ultimate Let's do this cuz it's more damage. Just more damn. That's the reason why. I'm that guy. Okay, let's get it. All right, we He just got 12 12 health, man. Like 12 damage. What am I going to do with 12 dam? Get it. Oh. Oh. I think I'm going to hit him with the poison again, right? I'm going to hit him with the poison and then I'm going to just eat the damage and I'll just shield up. I'll shield up. Don't worry about it. All right. There's no reason to keep going. See, he's dead now. Wait, what? Give me that back. What are you doing with my [ __ ] thing, [ __ ] Why you don't take any more damage? So, I could just do a little bit of this and I could do a little bit of that and I could do a little bit of this and I could do a little bit. He could be a good 23 and I could hit him with this too. I just ruined this dude's whole career. I think I I I really I think I might be that guy. This turn next card you play. Oh, that's insane. I want that. I do want that. Yeah, I do. Okay, so deal four damage to all enemies twice. God damn, these are Why are these so good? Why are these so good, man? I think that right now we're going to go with number one. And the reason why we very obviously have rolled into a poison build. Like that's obviously where we're at. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. So what we need to do is we need to act like it. So, let me go and get hit. I'mma hit this right now. And then I'mma hit this, too. Wait, why is Why does it go lower? Why? Why they Okay, it doesn't matter. All right, I guess I'm going to get on this guy cuz he does the most damage. And then I'm going to get all of them on Look at the middle. Yeah. And I'm we're going to play defensive. We're I want to I want to play defensive right now. I'm kind of afraid. Damn, bro. I don't have a skill. I don't have a skill. I'm on neutral lives. Defend. Where are we? Why is this lit up? I don't know why this is lit up. Defend is a skill. yep. I should He shouldn't even do damage. Ah, I took one damage. I'mma flask him. Okay, now they're doubled up and I'm going to get nine block. Stupid [ __ ] What's wrong? I win. I win bird mode on him. We did. Honestly, I should have rolled those earlier. Energy potion. That's actually huge. Murder. Deal one damage. Deals one additional damage for each card drawn this combat. That sucks. All right. Oh, the whole combat. I see it now. I bet it does. Does it do two additional damage if it gets upgraded? Right click and see. Just cost less. I think we should just get back flip. Honestly, I think right now we're in a situation. We're in a poison situation and we need to stay in that situation. We need to stay in the poison situation. Okay. Hello. Hi. If this card's in your hand uh at the end of your If this card is in your hand at the end of turn, wait, what? Whenever you add a skill into your deck, upgrade it. When you would die, heal the that's kind of big. Honestly, I think this could put me in a situation. How are we feeling about the gambit car removal? I just don't know. This works for the entire combat. you're right. Okay. So, which one do we want to get rid of? I think that we should get rid of one of our strikes. I think we get rid of a strike. I think we're going to strike out like that. Let's get it. All right. That one has been removed. And are any of these worth buying? I feel like they're kind of not. I think that we just wait for the next one. Like this is actually pretty good. Fist cuffs. Accuracy. What the [ __ ] is that? What the [ __ ] is accuracy? Oh, that is good. That can make me do 12 damage like No, no, no. Y'all [ __ ] I'mma play I'mma play the way I think I should play. Uh, this is it's my game. It's my game. I'm I'm I'm going to play what I think I should play. But wait, if I just hit a vendor, I guess I can hit another vendor, right? And I can sell another card. Like I'm just debating like if I should even do it now cuz like I already used one one vendor. I got no money. Yeah, I got no money. What am I doing? Ooh, that's two big dicks. All right. Um I'mma back flip. Okay. And then we're going to hit him with a little bit of this. And then we're going to do a little bit of that. of retain. And then I'm going to do a little bit of strikes. So, noob. What? What do you mean I'm noob? No, I'm not. No, I'm not. What? What about what I'm doing as noob? Are y'all crazy? Flop. What the [ __ ] Okay, let me hit him right there. Just a minute. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. potions. No, I can't. Oh my god, man. This is bad. This is really bad. Read toxic. I know that. I don't know. I don't know if I'm doing the right thing. Jesus Christ, bro. Like, Jesus, dude. I'm getting destroyed. Okay, he's dead. I I hit the wrong button. Jesus. Nine. Damn. Dude, this is bad. I'm actually getting [ __ ] I'm thinking I I I got to be careful. I'm doing what I need to do. I can just hit this right now. He's dead. You're dead. Oh my god. I forgot about that. I didn't. Oh my god. Oh my. It's the worst run of my life. It It's It's so over, bro. Like, oh my god. Okay. All right. I I I got to think. No. No. It's all right. It's all right. I'm double prepared. I need to go. I don't think I'm ready for the elite, guys. I only have 30 health. Like, I I don't think I'm ready for it. I think I'm going to go I think I'm going to go I'm going to just go this way. I'm I'm a I'm a [ __ ] out, bro. I'm going to [ __ ] out. I'm pussying hard. Draw a card. Apply poison. See that? Long deck. I'm going draw two cards. I'mma discard. And I'mma discard. I'mma follow through. Now my poison. Tender. The [ __ ] is that? 17 damage, Ultimate strike. It's so over. I'm trying I'm trying to be good. I'm trying to be good. Wait, I thought this went away. I thought it went away. I'mma defend. I'm a big dick defend. I'm a big dick defend. Jesus. No, it's not. Yes. Just die. There it is. Okay, that was pretty good. Strength potion. I don't want that. Okay. Say damage. I feel like that's really good. Oh, it's only a skill. Uh I could get deadly poison. Like I could get deadly poison cuz uh I have poison already, right? Like I think that could be the right option. Everybody says skip. Y'all are probably right. You guys are probably right. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. I got to go this. Who's bald? Two random relics. Oddly smooth stone. I feel like block is not that bad, Keep the stone. What did I get? That's actually really good. Uh, guys, should I heal? I wonder if I should heal. What's in the box? What's in the box? Whenever you enter a question mark room, heal 4 HP. What's a question mark room? Oh, I see. Three [ __ ] Three [ __ ] All right, let's focus here. I think we're going to go on Mr. Rock. Let's kill Mr. Rock. I can take that 20 damage. All right, that three damage. I mean, see, that's nothing. There's nothing Okay, I'mma hit this. Watch, watch, watch. I'mma prepare. Oh. Oh, you didn't like that, did you? And then I'm going to hit him with a neutral ice. And I'm going to hit it with a defend. And I'm going to hit him with a um I'm going to hit I don't know which one to do. I'm going to just do him. Okay. Oh, he didn't like that, did he? Now I can kill him. He's a dead ass. He's a dead ass 100%. Skill. Do I have a skill? Nine. Bark. I don't need bark. I guess I'm going to use it anyway to get two cards. Get a little bit of that. Okay, so he's dead. I'm going to hit it with this. No, no. I I think this is actually He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. That's it. It's done. Goodbye, stupid. Goodbye, big stupid. Ooh, I could get double double backstab. I feel like I get that. And it's upgraded. I think I'm going to get it. All right, let's let's heal again. We're going to heal again. Okay, I'm almost full. All right, so go to here. Big fat. Draw. Ultimate strike. Oh, look at this double backstab. Poison neutralize. He's already half. He's already half. That's how easy it is. Thorbs. Oh, six damage. Six damage. I can't draw. I can't draw. Bird on him. I'm going to bird on him. I'm going hit this. See that? I just block. I block. He can't kill me. I'm a god. Draw a card. Can I draw cards? Yeah. Um I don't know if this is the right decision or not, but I'm going to do it. I don't need that. I don't need this either. bird. Three poison. This is This is it. It's over. It's over, fat. It's over, fat. It's over, fat. Oh, it's that easy. That's actually really good, dude. That's really good. I feel like that's really really good. I think I think we go with this cuz this way this way we we open up the combat and we just do big damage, right? And I'm a question mark to heal. Okay. All right. I remember this. I remember this one. Okay. What are we going Who are we going to kill first? We're going to try and kill him. Let me ultimate strike right now on my back stab. That's how easy this game is to me. I'm not I'm actually that good. I'm really that guy. Doesn't matter. Okay, now I get the ship. Four damage to all enemies. I don't want to wake up fat. I don't want to wake him up. I'mma prepare again. I don't I don't want to use that. And I'm going to hit him with these. All right. We're doing pretty well so far. I just got to stay smart. Draw a card this turn. Can I draw a card? No. Okay, let me hit him right now. This actually kind of not good. It's actually kind of not good. Big fat's awake. Big fat's awake. Okay, we got to stay focused. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. There he is. Okay, now I'm going to hit this. I'm a backflip. You like that? See that? I'm a deadly poison. Now I'm going to neutralize, too. Might as well. I might as well just let him know. Oh, he's got a headache now. I'm I'mma flask him after this. See that? 14. I think it might be over. I might be over for Mr. Beetle Boy. I think it's over for Mr. Beetle Boy. He thought he was cute. He wasn't. A little bit of that. How about a little bit of that? I'm going to defend. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. He He is nothing compared to me. The champion. watch this. I'm going to hit this. I'mma hit this. O. Oh. I'm going to just I'm going to just put all the poison on him. I'm going to just do this. I'm going I want to just style on him. Honestly, I'm going to just style on him real quick. Let me just let him know. 39. And now I have my ult. We got 39 poison. Jesus Christ. I'm out of control. They can't stop me. 10 damage to all enemies. I'm not going to get rid of that. Okay. Slice nine damage. I feel like this obviously is what I'm going to play, right? Okay. 10 damage. I feel I'm just going to skip it. And I think I need to go this cuz I get a heal. Return the key. Do I want to fight this this guy? Do I fight him or not? What do y'all think? Do I do it or not? I'm going to fight. I I will kill. I will kill. Okay, let's do it. Right. That's 21 damage I'm going to take. That's a crazy amount of damage. Use a potion. Double block, but I can only block once. Duplicate. Defend. Should I really do I don't think I should use that right now. Wait, can I just I can just I can just heal after this, right? I'm going to just do I might just do what I think I should do. I know I'm [ __ ] It's what I'm the best at. being [ __ ] I mean, that's a lot of damage, dude. I think I have to play defensive. I I'm trying to play defensive five. It's big damage. Got it. I am that guy. I'm that guy. Get him out of here. Get him out of here. Add a lantern. A lantern. That's really good. I feel like I should get that. The shadow step three. Damn, that actually is really good. Doing attack. You're right. You're right. You're right. Okay. Um, two is God. Like I just I mean I really don't know. Like I feel like this is like Yeah, this is obviously the best one. And I'm going to do this. I'm going to see what this key is going to be and I think we're going to we're going to heal. I'm at 77. All right, it's time. Who's this? Oh It's the Buddhist tree. Backstab. Backstab again. It's a skill. Okay, I know what I didn't do. There it is. Okay. Use potions. Not yet. Why would I use potions right now? Choose a card. I see. I see. I see. All right. I see it. I see it. [ __ ] I could have Okay. I don't know if I'm making the right decisions. I just know that I'm making decisions. I wasn't making the right decisions, by the way, in case anybody was wondering. I was not. I can't do anything. I think I'm just going to have to I'm going to have to eat this. I'm going to have to eat this damage. Like I I don't know what else I can do. there's nothing I can do. I'm just going to take a huge amount of damage here. Oh my god. I just took I [ __ ] [ __ ] ass like [ __ ] Oh, okay. All right. Give me a minute. Let me think about this. All right. All right, I'm going to use this right now. And then I'm going to use I think I need to do I need to do double Here's the oil. Yeah. No, you're right. You're right. Let me oil up. I got to oil myself up. Okay, I'mma defend. I need big defense. Big defense. Damn. So that that's I didn't know that was every time. This is so bad. I'm not going to use this this time. I'm going to save it for the next turn. I should have used four poison. I have a plan. I have a plan. I have to do disintegrate. I have to disintegrate myself. Whatever the [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I got to think. I'm trying to think. It's not working. I'm I I know. I'm I'm like I [ __ ] it. I [ __ ] it. You know what I mean? I'm stressed out. I think I go with this. Oh, I took one damage. Naturalize. Bouncy boy. Oh my god. I got to use that again. It is what it is. It is what it is. [ __ ] Why didn't I use that Oh, 36. [ __ ] I'm losing. I'm losing. Yeah, I'm planning. I'm planning. I'm 100% planning. I I got to stay focused. Oh my god, it's so over. I have to I have to end this. I have to end this really fast. Discard. Got you, [ __ ] I have to o I have to overheal. Come on. Five. 30 dicks. 30 dicks. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Is it over? Please let it be over. Please let it be over. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Holy [ __ ] man. Oh my god. That was brutal. Nightmare. I feel like we go with nightmare. One more turn, you would have been dead. Yeah, but it wasn't one more turn. That's the thing. Okay. Upon pickup, gain big gold. The fifth card you play each turn is free. Okay. Uh I feel like it's money, right? Like it's is the ring, right? I feel like we get the ring. Like, how we feeling about the ring? Y'all really think three? Okay, let's get three. Three is insane. I mean, like I just really think like honestly like I could do big money. Actually, if I only have one vendor, I don't think I'm going to go with money. Yeah, I've only got one. I I I Yeah, I might just go with like cuz I I I only am getting one vendor. I'm going to go to this. I'm dead. I'm [ __ ] dead. It's [ __ ] It's It's [ __ ] over. I'm so [ __ ] dead. There's no way I can beat this. Oh, that's right. Jesus Christ. I have to do what I think the right decision is. I have to do what I have to do what's best for me. I have to be a man. I have to be a man right now. I I can't I can't let anybody else think for me. I have to think for myself. I have to big dick him. I need to big dick him. Oh. Oh, I forgot all about this. Oh, it's over. It's over. I'm actually a god. Holy. Wait. It's every turn. Oh, do it. See what happens. Hit me. See what happens. That's what I thought. It's over. It's over. The champion The champion's won. The champion has won. Oh, I'm [ __ ] on him. I used the wrong card. [ __ ] Okay. Uh, okay. They're dead, right? Wait, they're dead. I'm actually I I I think I might beat the whole game. I'm going to beat the whole game this time. until the end of combat. But like that's the end of combat though. I feel like it will save you. All right. All right, y'all really think I should do it? You're probably right. Honestly, you're probably right. Who's this stupid bird dick sucker? Who's this stupid fat bird dick sucker? Let me kill Let me Let me do a little bit on him right here. Add three copies of that card. Fifth card. Fifth card. Fifth card. Fifth card. Big smart. Big smart. I was wondering why I did so much damage, but that's the reason why. Damage. Okay, let me hit this. 40 damage. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm just debating whether I think it's the right decision to do this. Dodge and roll. Should I double up on the po? No. No. No. I I I actually I need to play like a champion right now. I I I have to actually I I literally do need to play like a champion. I I can't make any mistakes right now. 21 damage. I guess I might use this 30. What the [ __ ] do you mean 30? The exp potion I just like man I really don't know. You can kill him. I really don't think I can kill him. I'm going to do what I can do. I don't think I should do this. You could kill him. I couldn't have cuz I needed to use a potion if I had done Damn, these are really good. Three. Really feeling three. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Three is the right decision. Who's this history course? Oo, that's a really tough one. I think history course is the best, right? Lantern. Okay, that's really good. 66 gold. Am I going to be able to use that gold? Yeah, I will. I feel like I should probably just get a random relic. Y'all really think I get the All right. All right. It better be good. It better be good. That could be good. That could be good. Yeah. man. Oh, wow. I really don't know. remove the curse. Smart. Wow. I think I get this. This is insane. That's That's [ __ ] ridiculous. That's crazy. Big dick. I'm just debating like I I feel like there's nothing else I can really do with my gold, right? Cuz like there's nothing else I'm going to be able to buy at all. So, Jack of all trades is good. But why would I even have that? Like why would I even have this at all? Like I guess I could do it so I could force the fifth card. I feel like maybe that would be a good idea. Yeah, I it would it would force that. I'm do it. I did it. I did it. I did it. So, should I go cuz I could do all of these and then go right into the boss like fresh as [ __ ] And I think that I might have to do that. I think that might be the right play. I think we do that. I'm going to just take the risk and we're going to upgrade a card. And I want to upgrade I just don't know which one is big dick. I don't know which one to go with. Jack of all trades. You really think so? Oh man, this a hard one. Like that three poison is crazy. Like that that's like that's a lot of damage. Which ones are my colorless? So, I've got I've got bird mode and I have So, it's going to force these two cards basically. Actually, yeah, I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I don't know if it's the right decision, but I'm going to do it. What's in the box? Okay, good. I don't really need that, but it's all right. Who's this? Want a common potion? Okay. I don't want a foul potion, obviously. Oh, that's really good. Damn. Fat. All right, I got to stay focused. Jesus. I think I'm going to go with this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz like I I feel like Yeah. Let me hit this. Oh, they're rand. Oh, wow. I feel like bomb is better. Let me hit the bomb. I'm going to hit the defense. One of these or what? I'm thinking. Why? It didn't work. Oh, cuz it's not a draw. I didn't read that. This guy's just Dude, he's getting destroyed. bait. No, I'm not going to do it. 52 poisons. Oh my god, that's a lot. Reed, if you take an unblock combat attack, this combat. Why would I do that? But the block is going to go away. The block goes away. 52. See, look. See? Look. See? See? Fat got destroyed there. Draw two cards. Wait, what? Put on top of your draw. Okay, let me do that. Damn, that's actually big dick. Look at this. I poison him again. Blade dunts. You can't. Oh, I forgot. It's actually over. It's actually over. 59 block 85. Poison his ass again. 70 damage. Oh my go dude. Okay. regen. I think seven less damage isn't that important. I might get rid of this. Okay. Um, I was thinking the same thing. That's only combat. I don't need this. Oh, these are hard. These are really hard. Like I feel like this is the better one, right? cuz like more mana is like I I feel like you don't need like I feel like I've got a lot of upgrades already. I just don't know, but like I'm not going to use either one of these, right? I'm not using either one of these items. I think I'm always going to have more mana. I'm always going to need that. I'm going to go to this again. I I don't know if this is the right decision or not. I'm just going to do it. I guess it's gone. I guess it's [ __ ] gone. I guess I just get [ __ ] in the ass today. I guess I'm just getting I'm I guess I'm just going to get [ __ ] in the ass. Gamble. All right, fine. I'll gamble. Yeah, I don't need that. Who's this stupid [ __ ] The [ __ ] is this? Negates one debuff. Okay. I don't know what I should do yet. Um, I never fought these guys before. I'mma hit him on this right here. I'mma just get a little bit of this. Like, he just got [ __ ] destroyed. Let's be honest. I don't think I'm going to use infinite blades right now. I don't think it's worth it. I'm not sure if I'm right on this or not, but I'm just I'm just trying to think outside the box. I don't know. Nine damage. Okay. All right. So, now they're on Does poison go through shield? Yes. Okay. I I can't take damage. Oh, I'm I'm like so high up right now. I'm going just I'm going to just hit this. I'mma I'mma catastrophize. Wait, wait. I don't need to. How How many How many cards have I played? I'm going to save it. I think I'm going to get one more mana. I'm a I'm a strike. Now I catastrophize. I can't do any of these. Stupid. Stupid. All right. Let me hit this one. I'm think I'm thinking I'm thinking big. I'm thinking really big right now. Oh, two. Watch this. Watch. Watch me do it. This might be the worst day of my life. I think this is the worst day of my life I think this is it. This is the worst day of my life. That's pretty good. I think I'm going to get this. This is also really good, too. Like I could use this with the shivs, right? Like I I I don't know. This one has more That one's more functional. This I think this is actually the worst day of my life right now. This is it. Okay, it's time. Who is it? Who is this stupid [ __ ] Test subject C8. It revives even I don't want that. Wait, this totally [ __ ] regen pot. Oh, This totally [ __ ] my build. I'm just going to do everything. That's That's all I can do. I This is I'm so mad. I'm actually so It's [ __ ] over. It's Wait. Wait. Why would I want to discard a card? Why would I No, I don't want to discard a card. Wait. No. No. I don't want to discard a card. Why is it? It's fine. I'm [ __ ] mad, man. I'm actually so mad. I'm actually so mad. I'm so mad right now. Okay, respawn. That's it. Let me just defend it up then. Big dick blocks. I'm afraid of using this now that I have this other one. I really am. I'm afraid of this. I I can't use it right now. I'm just I'm I'm afraid because it it'll ruin my It'll It'll like I didn't realize like Yeah, it doesn't work now. Yeah. It It [ __ ] me in the ass really bad. Ooh, that made him way smaller. Weak and vulnerable. Okay, I'm going to hit him with one of these. I can just do all three of these. Crazy damage, This is where I win, by the way. Oh [ __ ] Does he have weak? He already does. I just I'm trying my best. I'm trying my best. Nightmare. No, you're right. That's smarter, [ __ ] Three wound. What's a wound? I I found my spell again. Oh my god, I'm actually [ __ ] Why can't I remember I'm trying to think what we're going to do. He's actually [ __ ] He's [ __ ] He's [ __ ] He's [ __ ] He's [ __ ] He's [ __ ] If there's a second face, If there's another face, let me defend. Use this. Maybe I use this. Okay. Okay. All right. That's That's all right. Just retain. I'm going to retain It's time. It's time to become a champion. I'm going to do what I need to do. Let me see what I have here. I'm just thinking. I'm thinking about everything. I'm thinking about everything all at the same time. All right. I'm I'm I'm doing everything I need to do. Okay. I'm doing everything I can do. Okay, it's 33. All right, that's fine. Card. Actually [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm actually That's fine. I just I Wait, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It does. It does not matter. It does not matter. I'm still in the game. I'm not out. I'm going to be out, but I'm not out. Dex potion. Okay. I think That might be the battle master. I might actually I might actually be that guy. And now it's going to hit him again. [ __ ] [ __ ] That's right. So, did I just play a skill because that one just happened? Was that just a skill? 35. We're going to We're not It's not over. It's not over. That's right, boys. I think we beat his [ __ ] ass. I think we're going to be I I think I think we done this. I think it's finally over. Let's get it out of here. Let's do a little bit of Mirage. Do a little bit of deadly poison. Some of that a little strike on him. How about that? Fist cuffs again. All right, [ __ ] God damn, bro. Like, what the [ __ ] I'm gonna be totally honest, guys. I forgot I had that. I know. I tried to look at the camera like, "Oh, I knew it all along." I forgot. I honestly I forgot. I for I totally forgot about it. I did. I got my health back. I said, "What?" Cuz I did the math and I was like, "Ah, shit." Right. I was one turn off. Man, What's this? Not even an introduction. Percy [ __ ] ass. That's right. Wait, wait. 44. What is this? The the United States national debt. Actually, no. It's missing like [ __ ] three zeros. But um 47 billion damage. That's a lot of [ __ ] damage. God damn. So I I guess this is a way to score your run. So wait, does that mean that I Wait, did I just beat the game? I beat the I'm actually that guy. Damn. Damn. I already beat the game. That's in two runs. Honestly, like that's just I'm going to be real. Like that's honestly I was one run late, you know? I I was a run late for that one. Uh, you know, I I could have done it la last run, but I just wasn't paying attention. I wasn't paying attention. I could have done it more easily. So, what is this here? Uh, what is it? I get a relics unsettling ramp. First time you play a card to debuff an enemy, double the effect. That's actually crazy good. That's all right. The silent all defeated one by one. Those marked by silent always fall the potions. Six poison. Damn, that's really good. 110 and tantra. Oh, that's the thing that they did to me. Add three upgraded shifts. Damn. Okay, so it's like instant [ __ ] 18 damage. The silent hungers for a greater challenge. The Sensen. Wait, ascension. The [ __ ] A what? Bigger prey. Ugly pulsating scrap. There's always bigger prey. Oh my Oh my god. And so I beat it without any More depart. I demand a visit. Exciting planet region. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. What's this stupid bit? Region has arrived. Oh, I can play as this guy. Damn. And he got he got them carrying them around, too. Oh my god, look at all these I haven't done yet. S. Oh, I got another one, too. Sigma is carrying a familiar summon veins protest trophy placed in the ocean as before shows. Oh, that sounds bad. That's pretty good. That's actually really good. Damn, that's big good. That's big good. Look at that. 40%. That's really good, too. Three damage to random enemy for each. Damn, bro. I've already beat the game. So, what does this mean? Like, so standard. I just want to see what this is, right? So, start of each combat, gain three mana. So, what's this ascension thing? Oversized blue creature. I'm the future king. golden pearl. Three car rewards are upgraded. I'll do this. I think that's good. I think Okay. So, how how does this work? Like, cuz I'm not going to play right now. I'm just curious It's only on silent. Oh, so I have to ascend an individual character. Okay. I didn't know that. You have to unlock ascension. Damn, I got even more of these. What's this? Well, uh, spire opens its door. Okay, that's pretty good. What's this? The necro bonder. So, wait. Wait. You could play as a necromancer in this [ __ ] Oh, yo, [ __ ] that dumb [ __ ] Like, I'm out of there. I'm done with this. Oh, he'll eat spawn. So each character has its own ascension. All right, I got to stop. God damn. You beat it on easy mode. I did. I beat the [ __ ] out of it, bro. What a game. Same thing I said yesterday. What a game. God [ __ ] damn. You going to spend thousands of hours in the game? Are you addicted? I'm You playing tomorrow? I don't know if Crimson Desert comes out tomorrow or day after, but I probably maybe maybe I play another run. You played very well today. I I I'm just glad that I beat it, honestly. Like I wanted to show progress. I still smell it. I I just dude I I didn't know if I had I didn't know I had Comes out in 45 hours. I thought for a while. What a good game, man. What a great game. That was such a clutch. I already got 92 hours in the game. That's a bit 5:00 p.m. Central. Crimson Desert. I'll be there. Oo, I'll be there. You made a lot of mistakes. I did. I [ __ ] up big time. Like four or five times. But I think that that's that's what happens, right? I mean, you knew the game. You're going to learn. What would you rate the game? It's like at least a nine. Like I'd say nine minimum. It's hard to say a game like this is a 10 cuz it's like that's like Elden Ring, but like for what it is, it's a 10. It's a tremendous game. Boss and we're dumping your cards means only taking one damage. No, I was doing that on purpose so I could use all the cards. And so the reason why I did that is I used the poison on him and then I used the uh the the bird attack so it could reduce the cost of the poison. I could use it for free. Like I actually there was a there was a reason that I did that cuz I saw he was taking less damage. So I was like okay I just have to survive this turn. That claw poison was insane. Yeah, that was disgusting, honestly. And here's the thing, that boss is my weakest matchup because it resets the poison stacks. So, like whenever I saw what the boss was going to be and it was a boss that had like cascading health bars, I was like, "Oh, I think I'm I thought I was going to lose, honestly. because like I would have to build poison three times because I saw the two heads and I was like, you know, this is probably like a Cberus type thing, right? Where it's like a three-headed dog. Yeah. I just, you know, thought about it and so was your weakest matchup. Yeah, it was. the game is 24-hour peak of 500k. I can see why. But anyway, uh I'm gonna go and probably I I probably get some food. I'm hungry. And uh we're going to be back tomorrow. I might play more Slay Spire. I might do some other [ __ ] Might just, you know, take a break earlier. I don't know what I'm going to do tomorrow. I'll figure it out tomorrow. So, uh anyway, guys, thank you all very much for watching and I will see you all then. All right, boys. Peace. See you.