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Oh boy, oh boy. This [ __ ] guy? Yep, this [ __ ] guy. Breaking news, John Oliver has discovered Restore Britain. You can imagine how much John Oliver likes Restore Britain [laughter] how much he already shows us he likes Nigel Farage. [laughter] At the risk of getting a copyright strike, we're going to watch his uh two-minute monologue talking about Restore Britain. And man, I mean, it's it's just kind of embarrassing, actually. But I found it funny, and so I thought we'd not funny for the way he would like you to want it to be funny, either. And so I thought we'd uh give it a watch and uh have a chortle along with John. And it actually gets worse because incredibly Reform itself is now being challenged on its right by an even newer party called Restore Britain. It enjoys the support of fascists, neo-Nazis, and other extremists Uh-oh. Elon Musk even tweeting only Restore Britain can save Britain. And the fact that res- And even John Cleese has been supporting Restore Britain. Seems actually Restore Britain has a wide constituency, not just confined to fascists and Nazis, Not that you'd tell your audience that, obviously. Store is gaining support should be pretty alarming given just how poisonous its policies are. HERE IS JUST HOW POISONOUS ITS POLICIES ARE. LET'S have a look at their pol- any of the policies, by the way. poisonous policies, shall we? Here is their leader, Rupert Lowe, giving you just a taste. We will celebrate [music] our Christian heritage. Poison. Utter poison from John Oliver. This is Celebrating Britain's Christian heritage, poisonous. That is an incredible frame, [snorts] John. Because I think that anyone who's not a fan of yours who watches this is like, Wait, how's that bad? Britain has a Christian heritage. What kind of bizarre world It's actually crazy that he's playing this as if it's like a condemnation. It's actually very positive. do we in when an Englishman it goes to America and he's like, "By the way, this guy likes Britain's Christian heritage." You're mad. You're absolutely mad. That's totally normal. And if you think that's poison, you are demented. and the identity [music] that built and shaped this country. Responsibility, restraint, forgiveness, duty. [music] Oh, they sound poisonous. Responsibility, forgiveness, and duty. Yeah, I can see why John Oliver, a man who honestly comes across like someone who's constantly late for his taxes. I'm sure that duty and honor and decency and the I feel like they could have picked other clips or something that sounds worse than this. I mean, this is all universally positive stuff. additional virtues of a person. like poison to you? I'm sure they do, but I think to the average person watching that, they're like No, this is quite a good idea, actually. I like the sound of this. This is what we need. and fairness. In short, a high-trust society. That will Oh, no. Absolute poison. High-trust society. Oh, no. Oliver's expressed positions. I mean, defending our culture. And that will mean resisting the relentless creep of radical Islam. Nope. Don't make me. I'm not saying they're poison, John. This sounds completely pretty normal. It sounds sensible. Pretty [ __ ] normal. eminently sensible, actually. This sounds like actually the kind of party we want in charge of this country. Cuz I know you live in America, so you may not be aware, but this country's gone to [ __ ] [ __ ] at the moment because of the Labour and Conservative parties and we need a a proper party, a serious party with a leader with backbone to actually fix it and I'm sure you'd agree with me that Nigel Farage isn't exactly a guy with backbone. No. So, what's the problem? That will mean banning the burka, outlawing Sharia law, [music] blocking cousin marriages and reimposing our Christian-based rule [music] of law. A That all sounds sensible. What's not good about that? Are you for the burka? Are you for cousin marriages? I guess we'll find out at the end of this video, won't we, John? Surely. A UK government would legislate to ensure that no halal or kosher slaughter on British [music] soil. That's a great idea. Have you seen how inhumane halal and kosher slaughter is? This is about creating what the conservatives termed a hostile environment. Say, "Listen, if you want to live in this country, you are going to have to live according to the way we think think things should be done." And if that means not just mindlessly butchering animals and letting them like drain out, die slowly in full consciousness on the floor of the abattoir whilst you're saying Quranic prayers over them or in some cases playing wolf noises to make them scared for some reason, which is really weird and evil, um then that's just the way it is. And if you don't like it, there are other countries in which you can play all the wolf noises you want as you slaughter sheep, right? That's the way that is and I think that's a good idea. I completely support it. This is Britain and we will And LOOK AT THAT. WHOA! WHAT? Kosher slaughter isn't any better? They're both awful. They're both ancient Middle Eastern ritual practices that shouldn't be here because we're not a ritual Middle we're not an ancient Middle Eastern country that for some reason can't ever change its mind on something. We're not true True. Like Exactly. So, we are going to change our mind on this, and that's what Rupert Lowe is putting forward here, and millions of people saw this and were like, "Yep, that sounds amazing. That sounds genuinely amazing." Do things our way. We're going to do things our way. Go on, John. LET'S SEE YOU I YOU CAN SEE JOHN Oliver's going to give us a really sensible and serious take in response to that. Surely. Surely he will. Rupert Lowe explains prior to this in that video, the country has real problems, to get Britain back onto the feet that it needs to be on, so its own standing in the world will be as it was, and so that we will be happy with our country, we've got to do a bunch of things. John Oliver's response Oh, [ __ ] spare me, Rupert. Why? Like, oh, spare me, as if Rupert Well, it's because they make the argument to being absurd. They say like, oh, this isn't even really what's happening. This is the denying reality part of it. I think that's clearly what's happening, right? Who is what? He's constantly engaging in the house. he's like the British Stephen Colbert. Also, did he marry his cousin? Like, what are we talking about here, John? Is like, why spare you? Why? What are you talking about? Nothing that he has said there is bad or wrong. [ __ ] spare me, Rupert. This fat [ __ ] [ __ ] honestly. Is he really I don't [laughter] think I don't think Is he fat? Is John Oliver fat? How there's an audience for John Oliver. I don't know why that is. But, the most important thing there, for the record, the culture, heritage, and identity that shaped Britain was literally built on cousin marriages. Yeah. Oh, was it? So, British culture is nothing without cousin marriage. Like, of all the things John Oliver, of course, has been wildly critical of the monarchy in the past, And now he's coming out to defend them on the basis that Muslims also marry their cousins. Now, just to be clear, there actually isn't very much cousin marriage in the British monarchy, at least not first cousin, but I mean with the European monarchies I mean like look look okay, let's not even get into that. You shouldn't marry your cousin. Yes, there's some issues with that, but that's bad too. Like I would say that all of it is bad and also like okay, yeah, we used to do this. Does that mean that we always have to do this? Oh my God. Like you know, you're like sixth cousin removed, you know, like okay, technically and you know about second cousin? Seventh or eighth. Ah, jeez, dude. things out. Like for example, I think there was something like the seventh cousin of Prince Philip, but like that's a really really quite distant lineal connection and then this is the same with European monarchies all over the Europe, but they're not the Habsburgs, right? Yeah. [laughter] But John Oliver is acting as if one they are and two this is representative of the way that the average person in Britain is. People in Britain don't marry their own cousins and actually when Rupert Lowe's like yeah, not being one of the royals, I didn't marry my own cousin and I don't think we should have cousin marriage here. John Oliver's like, well, hang on a second. That's against the Muslims. No, we should have cousin marriage. Leaps to the defense. What Why do ban cousin marriage with the monarchy as well, John? If Yeah, wouldn't that be the solution? Like in in my opinion, like obviously cousin marriage is very bad. Of course it's bad. It's problematic. So wouldn't the solution be just get rid of all cousin marriage? Duh, of course. We have to? You [ __ ] libtard [ __ ] Why would you be defending cousin marriage just to own the chuds? Like that's a deeply embarrassing position for you, isn't it? Mhm. Defending the monarchy, defending Muslims, defending cousin marriage Yep. Rupert Lowe thinks these things are wrong and therefore if Rupert Lowe thinks they're wrong, you have to say no, actually they're good. That is I mean total liberty. This is exactly what happens in the US with Trump. The moment that Trump wants to, for example, clean the reflecting pool inside of DC, now there's people throwing things in the collecting in the in the reflecting pool. There's no reason for this at all. There's no even an impact of this at all. This is crazy. Hot brain from John Oliver, but not nothing less than what I expected. Nothing less. IT'S BEEN A PRETTY CRUCIAL PART OF THE whole process. Yep. Really? Cousin marriage is a crucial part of British cousin marriage. culture, is it? Really? Are you you standing on that? You're going to literally [ __ ] on your own country saying we are the we are the product of cousin marriage as if we are Pakistan. I think that's Is it really our demented. That is so obviously false. Right? It's so obvious. And even if like [snorts] the Queen married someone who's like ninth cousin removed or whatever it is, that doesn't mean Wouldn't that be bad, too? Wouldn't they both be bad? Here's a good example of this, right? Is like the age of consent, right? If you go back 200 years, you're going to see people getting married and having relationships at like 13 years old. Does that mean that we should let people come across now and have relationships with 13-year-olds? No, of course not. Just because that we had this happen 200 years ago. It's stupid. Everybody knows this is stupid. That's what the what the country's built on, you freak. You actual demented traitor. Like genuinely baffles me that you thought this was a good defense. Like okay, he's going after the Muslims, he's going after kosher slaughter, he's going after the Christian heritage, wants to fix the country and protect the country. Well, get him on the cousin marriage. Right, that's where he's weak. He He can't possibly defend banning Yeah, of course. Cuz John, it's the easiest thing to get out of whatever you think you're doing here, which is say, uh, yeah. Yeah. Ban Ban cousin marriage for the royals as well. That's That's all you have to do. You just ban that. And then he's being completely consistent. It isn't a problem. And actually, John, I think the country survives. I think British culture survives even if we ban cousin marriage. Oh. I know. That's a tough one. the dark. It might just work. John Oliver's fighting the copium wars. Well, I think that what they have to do, again, like this is what they do in a lot of cases is that whenever people like John Oliver don't have arguments, they call people names and then they play what those people are saying as if just the act of saying that is unthinkable. They never actually present any counter arguments or any expections, or sorry, any expectation of like why something like that is wrong. They just simply, uh, you know, they call you bad names and they say you're not allowed to think this. That's it. I think, actually, that won't destroy British culture. So, why are you against it again? Like, it's just genuinely embarrassing to watch. You might WANT TO BRUSH UP ON YOUR HISTORY, given that your general vibe is so cartoonishly English. You look like you're I don't really think you're in a position to call someone else cartoonishly English, right? I mean, I remember watching your first stand-up when you first went to America, like He's like a caricature. 10, 15 years ago, something like that. And all it was was you being cartoonishly English. I mean, at one point you made a joke to the American audience, "You owe us a massive cup of tea after the Boston Tea Party." Like you are a stereotype of Englishness being sold to the Americans so they can laugh at you for being an English stereotype. You are an embarrassment. I'm glad you're not in this country anymore. And good god, I can only No, I'm not going to go any further than that. But sorry, go on. Rupert Lowe is a stereotype of Englishness, not John Oliver, you specky [ __ ] First words of a baby were British East India Company. Why would they have been that? How is that? Like really It's because it's attached to the original sin of colonialism. It's the concept that the original sin of colonialism has to always be remembered and then readdressed over and over as a way to prevent anybody like Rupert Lowe from having any sense of a semblance of a country. That's the reason why. It's obvious. Of all the things to say that represents Britain, it's the East India Company that does it. Is it? That's a That's a weird take, John. That's the a weird weird thing that you associate Yeah, that's the reason why they fix on it all the time. First thing you associate with Britain is the East India Company. Okay. The point is No, the point is, John, right? Your entire stick is incredibly played out after stealing it from John Oliver, and it was played out with him. Take an issue, a complex issue, a complex issue that has many arguments for and against, ignore almost everything about it, take one thing completely out of context, make the whole thing about that, and then train your audience of clapping seals to go uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh Look at that. Uh-huh. Because of nonsense, right? That's your entire stick. It's not about engaging with issues. It's not even about making funny jokes cuz you are not funny, right? Bad news. You're not actually funny. Um this is not a stick that's played out well, and this is why you're like the last of these late-night hosts, I think. Like loads of them canceled. And you must They must be looking at you going, "Well, I mean, I guess his numbers are better than the rest because he's the caricature Englishman who the Americans get to laugh at, but even he must be on borrowed time, right?" With Reform I think a lot of the the late-night show hosts, the reason why they're failing is because they're all doing the same show. Like whenever you had like, for example, John Letterman, whenever you had uh, you know, like Conan O'Brien, etc., those people, at least there was a distinction between the shows. You can go and watch John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, or anybody else, and all of those people are going to say the exact same thing. They're all going to say the same thing in the same way every single time. I like Conan. Well, that that's the point, right? Is that like that's the reason why the shows are failing. It's because it's the same thing that happens over and over and over. Does Bill Maher count? I like Bill Maher. I do. on the rise and Reform pulling it even further to the right. Britain risks heading in a very dark direction. Well, Oh, [ __ ] Thank god. Current polls suggest Labour has a lead. That may be partly because Reform, the ultra far-right party that remember is going to save Britain from kosher butchery, Yeah, actually, John, I know this sucks to think about, but actually, halal and kosher slaughter is a sup- surprisingly large percentage of the slaughters that go on in this country. And have you ever watched it? Have you ever watched it? Now, I can't show you a video of it. I could clip in a video of halal It's whenever they slit the throat of the animal uh while it's like bleeding out and they read it a prayer, right? I think that's what happens. kosher slaughter. It's the same the same process. Um I could clip it in. Except it's so [ __ ] horrific and so gory, I think YouTube would take the video down. So, I don't want to show it. I could find it on Twitter. I could go to a platform that isn't YouTube and find a video of it. But I don't want to because I'll probably get a strike because it's so unbelievably horrible that it's barbaric, yeah. very tolerable to watch. And I appreciate that okay, it's not you being halal or kosher slaughtered, but it is something that is. It is suffering that is unnecessarily permitted in our country. I'm actually not for the permission of unnecessary suffering, John. If you can even imagine a perspective that's not your own. is siphoning off votes from reform. Mhm. So, great. Andy Burnham wins and there's not a problem for you. Isn't that good? Aren't you in favor of Labour winning? I mean, I can't imagine you being in favor of anything else. Anyway, John Oliver It's worse than slaughterhouses? Yeah, I I'm kind of I kind of understand it. It's not a whole lot. person. Like he goes to America to play the most caricatured English person. And acts as if he's not exactly what he accuses Rupert Murdoch of being. But this is a good point by um NPRG here. If you watch John Oliver with the sound off, he looks like a man caught in a prostitution sting shouting at the police officer about how his wife doesn't understand him, insisting the girl definitely said she was 18. And he does have that kind of weird desperate energy about him, right? Well, they're desperate about it because all of the words that they usually use to shut down any sort of discourse around this topic are completely ineffective. Nobody cares about these words that they use to like insult people to make them try to This is This is the game that people like John Oliver play is they apply a label to you and then they expect you to earn their favor so they will remove the label. That's the That's the entire strategy that they have. So, the moment that the label loses power, so do they because they don't actually have any power of reasoning at all. Obviously cousin marriage is bad. Obviously animal cruelty is bad. Obviously these things are true. So the issue now is that instead of thinking about whether they're true or not, you are instead trying to attack this word, right? You're not trying to even talk about the issue, you're trying to talk about how people see the issue. He If you watch him with the sound off, he is desperately trying to persuade his audience, basically, "Trust me, bro. Don't think about whatever I'm saying. Like trust me. No, no, she was definitely 18. And yeah, no, it's fine. We you know, my wife and I have an understanding [laughter] or something." It's It's so weird how he has that kind of desperate energy. This "Please believe me" energy is so strange. That's all they're That's all they have left. Really, that's it. And I hadn't noticed it until I saw this tweet, but now I have noticed it and I can't [ __ ] unsee it. Well, they're extremely desperate because all of the other forms of um you know, like communication, they've all failed. Right? They They can't communicate and they can't get people to listen to them in any other perspective other than that. Right? That's the only thing that they can do is call you names and then try to use uh moral high ground arguments. And I think that they're losing the moral high ground really, really fast. Like again, I think the rape gang inquiry is the best example of them totally losing and ceding the moral high ground. Anyway, There's no question about it. come and join Restore Britain. It's £20 a month uh £20 a year, sorry. It's not even £20 a month. It's an incredible deal. And you will be part of saving the United Kingdom, saving Britain from what people like John Oliver want to happen to it. I I completely agree, by the way. I totally [ __ ] agree with him. And uh you actually the Avant Garde, I'll will to look at that. But, like anyway, no, this is it. And they lie and lose the trust of their audience. They do. And I think that more people are waking up and seeing that. And I think that they're very annoyed by it, too. So, worth the 20 bucks? Yeah, yesterday was a hard watch. Yeah, I know it was really really intense, right? A lot of people were complaining and like saying that like, you know, everything I was saying about that was just [ __ ] crazy. And so, uh yeah, that's really it. And people can misunderstand other cultures, too. Unfortunately, people commit crimes where they have a lasting effect on the reputation of their culture, good and bad. I don't think that this is cultural. I don't think in any culture it is normal or justified to be like a rapist or something like that. It's extremely uncommon or anything else. So, uh yeah, restore Canada next. Yeah, I know, right? There has to be a lot of examples of that. And uh the right does the same [ __ ] I know.