My last time playing Crimson Desert….

I have begun to like the game more. The more that I play the game, the more that I like the game. Like, I will say that for sure. Do you spam or hold the attack buttons? I just spam click. I spam click like a crackhead. Oh, look at me. Look at me. Oh my god. Oh, I took this photo yesterday of my character. I want to show you guys my photo. Just a minute. This is important. is a is a I've took a photo on my on my phone. Where is it? Okay. No, no, no, no. Y'all see y'all see the reason why. Looks insane. Yeah, it does. Looks so [ __ ] good, right? God damn, I look good. Okay, give me one second. I I'll pull y'all pull this up. Y'all see it? Give me a minute. Look at this, bro. Like, bro. Like, I really like I I really had that [ __ ] on. Honestly, I had that [ __ ] on. Like, bro, like that photo. Like, I saw that I was like, I'm going to take a picture of this. Like, this looks so good. Like, [ __ ] bro. Like, look at that. Oh my god. Orura farming. I know. Like, that went so hard. And so, okay. So, I got right now I got a Why not screenshot it? Cuz I was sending it to somebody and I it would it would take too much work. So, I've got my guy right here and I have my weapon. Look at my weapon. Look, look. Oh, I got one more. Apparently, I got to get some [ __ ] scale or some [ __ ] I don't know what that is. And I also got this, bro. Bro, we're actually out there. Like, their stock's bouncing back. Well, they've improved the game. They've made the game better, and I think it's it's substantially better, and I'm glad to see it. And uh we're trying to figure out what what different gems and [ __ ] to use. Does the game get better 100 hours in? Yeah, it does. And so, uh, bro, you seen the Eastern Witch Fan? I didn't see that at all. I had no idea. And, uh, yeah, like my character now is so good. Like, I actually I have a there's a farming spot, too, that I, uh, I I I saw this on the internet, and I used it. It was like really, really, really good. And, uh, I can go Oh, I I found all those witches, too. And I farmed them yesterday. I got all that done. And what is this here? I guess what do I need to get? I need to get this. Oh, I get an abyss artifact for that. I probably need to go do that. So, uh, I did all this. You have elemental attacks yet? No, I don't. Uh I I do not. Like I've been trying to farm bears like in order to get that bear gallbladder, but I haven't been able to get it. Like I'm actually [ __ ] furious. I haven't gotten this [ __ ] Like there's like a spawn here and it spawns right next to a bear. Spawns right next to a [ __ ] bear. How much of the map did you uncover? I'd say like 30 30% of it. Maybe 30 40%. Something like that. You get the other characters yet? Yeah. I haven't used them though. You can buy it from a butcher in in Poon Town. Wait, what? I can just buy it? Wait, really? What? Cuz I I've killed this bear like 10 times. I haven't gotten a single one. Where is he? There he is. There's that son of a [ __ ] Come here. [ __ ] I have the Oh, I I have the wrong weapon on. I have the wrong weapon on that. No, it's the wrong weapon. Put on the sword there. Okay, good. You see, he's getting [ __ ] up now. And you can actually ride. Oh, he's dead. Never mind. So, am I going to get the bear the bear gallbladder? I've done this. I'm not even kidding, guys. 15 20 times. I not not even once have I gotten it. So, y'all said there's a town over there that sells this [ __ ] I don't even know where the [ __ ] it is. I got to go and do this, too. And let me go and and double check this. Trace at a hunting grounds. I guess I'll look over there. Go over that. And uh what do you need it for? I don't know. You can buy three uh gallbladders a day in Paloon. Really? You got to do the missions to open it up. Okay. I didn't know that. I like I had no idea that was even a thing. Like I'm, you know, I'm just [ __ ] I'm going to go do that side quest and I'll do the main quest and keep going. Why do you need the gallbladder? To get the healing items. Uh like I've been I've been farming a lot honestly. Like I I plan on beating this game. Like uh the reason why I've liked playing the game is that like this is just to me like I don't know if you guys feel this way, but like there's always going to be growing pains whenever you start playing a new game. And so like after I kind of get past that time or like now I understand everything in the game, well I almost feel like the time was wasted if I don't beat the game. So like I kind of want to finish it at this point because it's like I've already spent so much time playing that it's like okay well why the [ __ ] would I not want to finish it? There's nobody here. Everybody dead. It says defeat the enemies. There's no enemies. Do you think Crimson Desert's game of the year material? I think that Resident Evil will win, but I think that it's the second best game that's come out this year. I I I I think Yeah. I mean, overall I I think definitely it it Crimson Desert is really really good. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, I'm just going to go I'm going to walk over to this pitfall camp. Get up, idiot. Get up, [ __ ] Resident Evil the Goat. Yeah. Wait, there's nobody here either. There's nobody here. What's this? Eerie pit. Wait, what? Oh, I've got to dig another hole. I've got to dig Here he comes. Uhoh. Throw him in the hole. See, told you he'd scare easy. They're going to throw him in the hole. Were you the one who said this place could cave in any second? Uh-oh. Some hunter. You are scared witness. Uhoh. That was it. Let's go in the hole. Let's see what's in the hole. Treasure. It's a big loot situation. A shod plate armor. The [ __ ] is that? What's it got on it? Oh, that's for the other guy. That's not even for me. 10% spir experience gain lightning resist. I don't have a lot of lightning resist so I think that's actually kind of good for me. Uh let me see. Is there anything else good in this area? Nah, it just looks like a bunch of other pieces of [ __ ] I'm not even going to worry about that. [ __ ] it. Let me get out of here. And uh yeah, still playing WoW Midnight. No, I I didn't. Um, I I quit I quit playing because uh the game was boring and uh it was the same game I quit. Like that's basically what it came down to is like I uh I was playing WoW, but like at the end of the day like I just kind of I feel like you're swabbing the deck on the Titanic plan that game. Like you're just kind of rearranging the chairs. Like you're you're up one day then you're down the next and it's just all the same. Now, maybe that's like a defeist way to look at it, but that's the way I look at it. I just don't really feel it the same way as I did wasted money on a crap expansion. Well, no, it's not that I even wasted money. I might go back and play it again. Like, I'm not I'm not ruling it out. I'm just saying like right now, like that's the that's the vibe I get, right? That's the world I'm in. And, you know, maybe in the future I might go and think differently and feel differently, but right now I'm I'm not thinking differently and I'm not feeling differently. I'm feeling the way I do. So, let me go and track this [ __ ] Okay, let's go. I got to turn this in. Spain hold. The [ __ ] is that? I got to go loot that. I'm in no rush either. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'll eventually play it again. Like, it's not like I'm never going to play the game again. It's just that like right now I'm just kind of kind of burned out, man. Like, I I don't know what to say. Bismouth spear. What the [ __ ] a bismouth spear? the [ __ ] I don't know what the hell that is. Join your comrades. Where are they? Enter the building. Okay, let me in, [ __ ] finally you've arrived. Murdan is holed up in the fortress at top the mountain. Oh, we get to finally kill that guy. It's time we said everything right. All right, let's do it. Let's wipe out every last one of those bastards. It's time. We must pay for every tear they've caused. Po and for Gian as well. At last, the day has finally come for us to unleash our long overd fury. For how excited they are about it. Strike them once nightfalls. I'm worried this isn't going to happen. Torches and battle cries will make up for our meager numbers. Okay. Once their lines break, chaos will ensue. That's when you grey mains go from Mordan. Damn. We got to kill his ass. Leave the rest to us. Of course it won't be easy, but let us fix our minds on victory. Damn, I look [ __ ] good. A long battle awaits us tonight. All right, let's do it. I'm ready. it's time. That was fast. Let's go. [ __ ] finally. [ __ ] Exactly. Come on. Let's do it. They should have an option to not show the helm in cinematics. All right. Oh [ __ ] This is them. Okay, let's go. Damn. Look at everybody. Holy [ __ ] I mean, if I need to go in there and just get him, I'm going to just go in there and get him. Cliff, hey. Damn. Watch me. I'm going to butcher him like dogs. Damn. It's time. Listen well. Oh, SEEMS LIKE YOU [ __ ] HAVE SOMEHOW FORGOT WHY YOU SHOULDN'T MESS WITH THE BLACK BEARS. We killed all them. SO, NERDIN SENT US TO HELP rouse your memories. We're going to kill their ass right now. It's like a gang war. Remember who is it? THAT NIGHT, KNEELING IN THE DIRT, GUTS SPILLING OUT. Who is it? YOU SQUEALLED LIKE A SLAUGHTER. UH-OH. And the blood. Oh, I damn They're all [ __ ] dead. All right, let's go. Oh, I got the wrong weapon on. Wait, did I just What is Wait, did I just kill everybody? Oh my god. This is insane. I one shot him. Yeah, I didn't expect that. Regroup with Andrew. Okay. This is insane. I Okay, well um it doesn't even matter. Let's face it. Don't forget the frost breath. Oh, you're right. Okay, let me go. Let me I got to go talk to the guy. What's up? Oh, look at him. This is the Reddit moderator. We got to save him. they're swarming us. Okay, the burly boy. Yep, that's right. They try to hit me. Watch what happens, dude. Am I like I feel like I'm too powerful now. This is great. Jesus. Regroup with Naara. Okay. See, this is the reason why I didn't want to stop cuz I spent all this time getting this gear and it's like, am I not going to use this? Yeah, right. Where's dog? Wait, where's dog? Dog, activate. We're going to use white dog. The other dog wasn't working. We got to go find the other girl. Where's she at? There she is. You alive. That's racist. Bugged out. You still got it. Damn. Look at them trying to attack me like that. Damn, I just killed everybody. Jesus. And I'm not even I'm not even using my big skills, too. Jesus, this is great. Let's go over here. I've got to meet up with them and help them and save them. See this thing right here? I was going to blow that up, but okay. I guess that works, too. I'm saving everybody now. I'm just that guy. Oh, I thought that Okay. What What are you doing? This isn't Your equipment's OP. It's not OP, bro. Like, this is I I farmed this out myself. Look, this is an elite. Okay, where's the elite? This is the elite. Don't make me kill you. Damn. I almost killed him in one hit. Oh, another elite right here. I'm so close to being able to one tap him. Guarded all the side quests. I did some of them. Yeah, I got I got more of the inventory space. That's the reason why. Okay, now we got to save the next guy. That was supposed to be an elite. Oh. Oh. Oh, there it is. Get him out of here. Get out of here, little [ __ ] Suck at inventory management. I don't suck. The inventory sucks at managing itself. What the damn just runs through him, right? Oh, I just get warmed up. Okay, this is great. Like, I'm I'm fully [ __ ] I'm like OP as [ __ ] now. This is crazy. I want to see what the boss is going to be like. That's what I'm curious about. I want to find out about that. The slayer. Yeah, this is [ __ ] badass. Go over here. Ooh, that's another guy. I'm going to save him. YOU [ __ ] PUNCHING BASTARDS. AND there's Yang. Oh. What's he doing? What are you doing? okay. Now we're moving up. Okay. All right. Let's keep moving. What's this guy? I'm going to kill the elite. He dead. I feel like I don't even get that much experience from these guys. I think probably cuz there's so many of them. It's like nerfed. I'm going to go through this. We'll go directly over. It's another elite [ __ ] ass. Come here, [ __ ] Damn, they're already dead. Die. All right, let's go. Got to go up to the top. Probably just overleveled. I don't think so, honestly. Like, actually, yeah, I am. That's actually not true. I I I do think I am, but that's cuz I farm. And I feel like if you can't farm to become more powerful, what's the point of farming? Like, this is me, bro. I'm that guy. Yeah. Mhm. We're running out of people to save, so it means we're going to have the boss soon. shoot him. Nice. We got all one eye helping us. Shane, I've got you. Ooh. Ooh. This is pretty good cinemat uh like [ __ ] combat sequence, whatever you want to call it. Oh, damn. There's a lot of people here. Wait, did I just finish it in one hit? I did. Oh my god, this is amazing. I love this. I'm loving this, man. This is great. They got run the [ __ ] over with his mask. Yeah, it's a little bit messy when it's at night. You're right about that. Things in in the dark are kind of hard to see. Find Miridan. Okay, this is the main guy. Now we get to kill him. Oh, they're running. Look at this guy. What? That was an elite. Oh, what's this? This a special zone. Go get him. Come here. Damn. Dead already. Uh, I guess it's Oh, it's the thing. We got to get one of those. What are you doing? What? kill them both. Easy. Spider-Man. Yeah, kind of actually. All right, let's find this [ __ ] These guys. Ooh, you see him trying to attack me? What the [ __ ] is he thinking? Oh [ __ ] That's what I thought. All right, let's do it. Oops, wrong one. Damn, I just picked this [ __ ] up. Anyway. Ah, so you do have an ugly side. [ __ ] Look at this guy. I just kill everybody. What's this one lit up for? What's this lit up for? Gilded shield. That looks pretty good. Flame spear. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Wait a minute. It's Oh, it can't be repaired. That's right. So, it's not even that good. If I have to fight something that that I need to do fire damage to, I'm going to use it. But I'm not going to use it anytime soon. Like I'm not I haven't even think about right now. Just got to fly over these hoes. Not going to worry about them. What are you doing? What are you doing? Anybody else? Oh. Uh-oh. I'm getting blown up now. I don't think so. Damn. Cut his ass up. This guy's insane. Oh, no. That's the orc. That's my That's my boy. There you go. We got injured. Even you have your limits. Let's make a [ __ ] monk out of Modin's skull. Joel, is that him? Clip. Finally. I was growing bored. [ __ ] muted. Let's go get us a skull mug. Come on. No, you handle things here. You always get to have all the fun. I'm going to one v one him. Leave it to us. All right, let's do it this time. This is the guy from the beginning of the game. I want to make sure I have everything ready. Where am I? Can I exit? Is this it? I got to go up here. It says I got to go the other place. Where am I supposed to go? Like Oh, I see. I see. I see. Okay. Make sure I get everything that I need. Inventory should be all good. All my gear is set up. I'll use a food buff whenever I start. I could use a defense buff. This is my last elixir. I don't know if I'm ready to use that. Oh, there he is. Oh [ __ ] Let me get my food set up, too. I got I think we're going to use this uh this bird meat. Let's go up here. Fire resist, bro. Uh do I I think I have fire resist. Yeah, I'm seven fire resist. I'm fine. Actually got to use a bathroom. I I I don't want to have to take a pistol. I'm back. let's do it. I'm cockroach to kill, aren't you? Cockroach. Let's call me that. Real this time. Never get to kill your twot. Holy damage. I know. They beat his ass. Beating the [ __ ] out of him. that's not what actually happened. What? Got something to say? Just kill him. Damn. Later, [ __ ] See you, [ __ ] Damn, bro. Like, look at that. God damn, I look so good. The [ __ ] This is what it means to have power. No one defies me. You going to [ __ ] around again? I can't now. true power at last. Damn, bro. What is this? Like, god for it. kidding, isn't it? Jesus power I can't even see anything to put the world under. Just I thought I could dodge that. Where am I? Where am I? Whoa. He knocked me out of the G. HE KNOCKED ME OUT. Holy [ __ ] I can't see [ __ ] dude. Dude. Okay. All right. You want to do that? Let me just I can't see him. I can't see anything. I'm going just I'm going to just take him out right now. Wait, I I can't I can't turn my camera. Wait, the ladder's broken. The ladder's broken. I'm going to be honest, like stupid [ __ ] Just real quick, like the the way the colors shift, like where everything's super bright and then you can't see anything. It's like black. Like it it's that's like unplayable. They need to fix that. like they do. I That's awful. Oh. Oh. Got him. I thought we were going to kill him. [ __ ] You [ __ ] Just kill him. Kill him. Sack of gold to whoever takes his head. Kill his ass. PUT HIM DOWN. TEAR THE BASTARD LIVE from useless bastard. He's like that to his guy as well. Yeah. Like I I literally just can't even see what's happening. Damn. He's still hiding. He's hiding like a little rat. Why would you look that way? throw his fat ass on the ground. Kill him. ANYONE? FINISH HIM NOW. DESTROY HIM. Kill him. MORE. I JUST NEEDED MORE. A LITTLE MORE POWER. I NEED TO BE DEALT WITH. We've lost Paloon. What's the plan now? That's that guy. Oh, it's that guy. Wait. Oh [ __ ] That's the guy that I had to fight from before. the lightning [ __ ] And he shoulder checked me off the edge. What an annoying little [ __ ] That's Lwig. It is. Damn. Damn, he got away. I thought he was going to get away. I had a feeling he was going to get away. I just knew it. Shit's annoying. The battle. A victory. Big dick. Big dick. You need more rest. Your wounds are severe. What happened to Mordin? He got away. He fled. East. We'll deal with him. he got away. Stop and and what? Leave Ludvik to me. Ooh, what a little [ __ ] What a little dick sucker. Wait. Well, Matt, I'm that guy now, huh? Okay. So, Okay. So, I have the same inventory, right? Orc Blaster, Darra great axe. Damn. I'm gonna be real. Like, this gear sucks compared to what I had. This [ __ ] is garbage compared to what I had. Okay. Um, let me see. Is there anything else I could really use here? I don't think so, really. I guess I could use the two-handed sword, but like that's not even really that big of an upgrade. I could use the spear. Maybe spear would be good. Like I I I don't know. You can upgrade it maybe. Yeah. I I didn't even know I could do that. Okay. Meet Dwayne and Shane. Okay. Dwayne and Shane. Where's Dwayne and Shane? Oh my god. Hey, you have to be standing still in order to do a teleport. Okay, let me go back. A teleport over there. Check his unarmed skills. They're OP. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know how this works. They just turned me into an orc. For darkness in the game, go to settings, visual, activate ray regeneration. Settings. What is this here? Cuz it actually is unplayable. Uh settings, uh video, ray regeneration. You mean ray reconstruction. This is I can't turn it on because I don't have I don't have the upscaling I'm assuming. Right. So like I I Yeah, I'm not even going to click on that. I don't know what it does. It's so worth it. Is it? I mean I I don't know. Like I I I just I don't I don't know what that is. Okay. And ooh, let me talk to this guy first real quick and just get this. Maybe I can buy a bag from him. Good day in that. Yep. Have the tales of my And it looks like I can't. All right. I will buy two of these though. I need those. Okay. I don't need anything else. No one's bound to deal with me. All right. Now, let's go turn this in. So now I'm the big boy. Where we at? What's up, boys? Chu. Ah, there's one of your comrades. The jackals. we've gathered some leads. People say they spotted the jackals prowling around. They're likely holed up somewhere close. H. But the strange thing is there's not a single black bear. On DLSS quality mode, you can raw dog it with a 5090. You guys want me to try it? working together. Yeah, [ __ ] it. I could try it. We'll see what happens. Seeing as only jackals remain in the area. You can Okay, I'm a long dicky. Let me finish this up. They're scheming. Oh, what do you think, Cona? Do it so much better. Okay, what do we do? Can't just hunt down one and not the other. Just kill everybody. We just kill everybody. If they've really split up, all the better for us, eh? You look team Men. Mhm. We'll go after Ludwig. No need to waste too many of ours on a pack of [ __ ] jackles, is there? Yeah, true. No, you go after Mutan. Ludvig's mine. See yourself. All right. So, I'm going to try this out. So, we're going to go to settings and then I'm going to do upscaled mode and then upscale resolution. And I should probably do performance right quality now. FSR. Which one do I do? 4.5. And do I do frame gen? Probably not. Right. Ray reconstruction on. Reflex mode on. So we go all like is this it? 4.5 looks like trash. I don't know what deep learning 4.0 is better. Okay, I'll try it with this first. Let me try. Oh, it froze. Damn. Actually, I think that does look better. That looks blurry. That's super blurry. Like I I I don't know about this guys like DAA. let me try this instead. I I I'll do a couple of swaps. Okay, we'll see what it's like. I don't know really if this is good or not. Okay, that looks pretty good. What do y'all think? That's the best one. Now try 4.5. Settings. Oh. Oh, this got turned off again. Okay. Um, I'm going to do 4.5 L. See what happens. I don't know about this one. I think it is an L. Yeah, it is an L. They they named it right. I'm just I'm not feeling it, bro. Like, I'm really not like I don't think this is really I think we just turn this we just get rid of this whole thing, bro. Like, I I think we do. Like, it just it doesn't look good. It It just It doesn't Like, it does not look good. Like, if it looked good, I would use it, but it doesn't look good, so I don't want to use it. You see what I'm saying? like cuz it it it just it don't look good. So that means it's bad. You kind of put these two together. So does he have like his own skills and [ __ ] Unonga. Oh my god, he does. So are the the levels that I get on him. Do are they so do I have to choose? They share points. I don't know about that. Hello. Hello. Are you all right? What's up, you little [ __ ] Just came out of nowhere, tore the place apart, scared me after death. I crawled like a dog. Like a little [ __ ] To get out. Like a nasty little [ __ ] You're safe now. Solomon's shade. My legs still won't stop shaking. What a little [ __ ] Missing hand. Yeah. One of them had a bloody stump for a hand. was still swinging his sword like mad. Oh, that's Lwick. I've never seen anything like him. We got to go kill him. Did you see where he went? No. No. I was too busy hiding. Too scared to look. Damn. Damn. Track Bloodwig. Uh track. Okay. Well, how do I track? Is it like this? I see. I see. It's this way. I'm assuming that's what I need. This is where I need to go. Like I don't know. I'm just guessing. Okay. Still keep going. I wonder like I bet fighting with this guy is going to be way harder cuz I'm not used to it and my other character is like so overeared that I've been allowed to just be bad at the game. And like now I feel like I'm going to struggle a lot. I'm about to have the worst day of my life. Oh, there's blood. Okay, let me try it out. Do you letic go right next to you? Well, that's kind of cool. That's kind of good. I don't know. Play time's over. Like, this is decent, but it's nothing like what I had before. Get on with it, then. Like, it's all right. Uses RKO. I don't know what that is. What about a jump? Like I just have to do a lot of attacks just to kill this one guy. Like I don't know about this. I wonder can he use this? No, he can't. Damn. Got him. Try using a bow maybe. Let me see where the guy is. Okay, we got to go up this way. It'll just take longer. That's fine cuz I'm probably not going to have to play as this guy for very long. So, if if I got to struggle a little bit for just a bit, it it's not a big deal. Keep going. Press F1 to switch. Well, I can't play this guy. He's on a quest. I have to do this. I have to play with Unonga. Oh, anga bonga. Is this it? I'm having you. No. Okay. I got to keep finding this guy. Think I ever have to do [ __ ] like this. Not going to give you the gear you farm for. Well, it's okay. Like I I don't like again I think it just matters like how it plays and like what you can do. Like in general I try to meet a game halfway if they've got a a dis. Who's this guy? Hey, no survivors. Okay. Where's the Where's the thing? It says there's a there's a thing here, Oh, there it is. Okay, let's go into here. I tracked them. Okay, good. Examining. How many hours? Like 90 hours so far. This shame. Oh, one arm. Oh, one arm. Let's go. One arm. The little gift left on the road. They should be grateful. I spared them a life of wretched servitude. I'll give you gift I gave them. Wait, I need to figure out where my food is. I got to eat my food. I can't see face. Y'all see what I'm saying about how like you guys see what I'm saying? Whenever the colors get like really bright, like I can't see [ __ ] I can't see [ __ ] because it just it turns everything [ __ ] black. Finish her. Finish him. Let's go. Oh. Oh. What's going on? What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? You getting your ass beat? I got to hit him. Why is he parrying? Oh, almost. Got him. Got him. Oh. Any last words? That's right, Crippy. Time to die. Nothing I say is going to change your mind, is it? Time to die, Cry. He promised me all of Palon if I removed an obstacle for him. So the Jackals could finally outshine the Grey Maids. Does it look familiar? You had a hand in Jan's death, Halo must have become mine. Cut his head off. If you [ __ ] you just stayed away. Mine forever. Yes. Not worth listening to your rambling. Where the loot? You get any loot? Can I set his body on fire? Can I draw a dick on him? No. Can't really do much of [ __ ] anything to him, actually. All right. That lightning sword he had was cool. It was like a [ __ ] What was that? [ __ ] Wait, what the hell just happened? Oh. Um, it was like in uh Elder Ring, turn down particle effects and accessibility. Well, I don't know if I want to turn them down all the time. Like I I don't want to turn them down all the time. I just want to have them turned down some of the time. Like just whenever there's a big bright flash. And honestly, like I I still oneshot the boss, right? Like I still one-shot his ass. So like I don't even think it's a big deal. Like we just we just do what we need to do. Like everything after that boss, that one guy I fought. That's going to be easy. I got to stay inside the inside the lines. What's that bird? What's that bird? Oh, he's he ran away. I was going to try and grab him. If we see a bird, we're going to try and get it. Oh, what's this? What's this? What's this? Let me loot this. They kind of suck in this game. Yeah. Yeah. Who's this? What's his face? What's his face? Look at him. Who the [ __ ] is this Kron? I'll kill his [ __ ] [ __ ] ass right now. At least now I have it. I'll deal with him later. There's no more birds. Oh, there it is. Okay. And now I should be able to help Cliff, right? Oh, this is me. Uncle, you here? Everyone wanted uh parting words with Gian down there. Damn, he died. I forgot even why Gian died or some [ __ ] What is it? Hey, good to see you. There it is. It's over. RIP. Who's this? That's a girl. Completes. Chapter 7. Reconstructing Paloon. Uh, massive reconstructing involves mission dispatches and construction. So, I got to build a whole city. God damn. I got to do all that work. So, what did I get? I got a chest piece. Uh, boots. Pale signant. I wonder if that that looks like it's really good. Wait. Well, if it's only like Oh, maybe it's for him. Like, I don't know. How do I Do I equip this? I do, but Well, where' my item go? Well, that's definitely not as good as what I have because I can't upgrade it. If I could upgrade it, then it would be good, but I can't. So, it's not. Let me pick this up. Lolo's poster. Who the [ __ ] is Lolo? Level it up. No, you can't. You can't because it doesn't have the bars on it. Like, you can tell if you can level it up or not because it says you can level it up. You can't level that up cuz it says you can't level it up. [ __ ] idiot [ __ ] Didn't you know that? Dumb. Dumb with me. Check the sword. Okay. It took far too long to reclaim our land. What's this here? Ignar. Ignier. It's got to attack one. Why the [ __ ] would I want attack one? That sucks. Just wish Gian was alive to see it. His will still lives on as it must. All right. Honestly, I still feel I feel like my weapon's still the best cuz it's also fully upgraded, too. Like, not fully, but it's like the last one I can't I can't get yet. There's plenty that needs fixing. Damn, this place looks really nice. Look at that. In ruin walls in shambles feel to dust. Check the shield. I don't know what the shield is. Better than just on the left is level bar. Yeah. Yeah. So, it's on the mini map. That that yellow bar when it fills up, I get an abyss crystal. and you just fill it up over and over. Told you this but he's planning to stay because of Ludvig. Guilt still hangs heavy on him. Damn. I mean, he did [ __ ] up big time. Welcome back res. Wait, is that just blood? I have no doubt he's the best person for the job. The jackals are done. They all scattered quick as Ludvig fell. True. But the black bears are the real problem. I thought we killed them. Oh, that's To be rid of them. We need to take down Muren. Let's just kill him. We know where he's headed. We should press the advantage while we have it. All right, let's do it. It's time to finish this bear hunt. The bear hunt. Now what? It seems Murdan's fled to Deminis. interesting. We found signs the black bears are moving that way as well. Naida and Andrew are looking into it, so we should know more soon. I've got something to give you. What is it? Bear me a new weapon. Necklace. A letter given to me by a mysterious woman clad all in white. Is that one [ __ ] Asked me to give it to you when the time was right. Is the time right? And this I wanted to give you myself. Is this Gian's journal? Found it in the fortress. I thought you should have it. Now I got two more items in my inventory. You're going to take up space. Great. That's just what I needed. Just what I needed, bro. Read the letter. Where do the letter be? Gian's journal. That was kind of cool. I don't know if there's anything here I have to read. Like I just go through the pages. I'm assuming that's what I have to do. Are you winning, son? Purple items don't take up space. Oh, that's like the sword I got. Damn, there's a lot of this. Holy. What's that machine? Was that a dream catcher? There it is. There it is. See, I told y'all I read it. I knew I had to do this. Shapers of the future. And now we got to read the other one. That's the wrong one. Okay, let's read this one. Mangu's letter. Mangu. Isn't that from uh Zoolander? The eastern continent across the sea. Don't t a deaf ear to our plea. Go to the location. Wait, it's 5,000 m away. God damn. Oh, it's right over there. I just teleport right over there. [ __ ] That saves a little bit of time. Easy. It's a BDO character. Really? Like I I I haven't played BDO. Like I played it for like a few days, but uh the main time I really played BDO was whenever it first came out. Wait, people popping off? Damn. So they just they just hate these birds, huh? They hate them. Wait, what the hell? I missed every shot. What? Y'all wait. Y'all really You guys really [ __ ] around, huh? I got to kill Got him. Who's this dick sucker? Damn, these guys got a lot of health. What are you doing? Who the [ __ ] is this guy? Jesus, bro. What is all this? Is this enough? Soldiers are tanky. Yeah, I didn't get the hits off on them that I wanted to. That's just the way it goes, though. Let me loot all these things. I got a nice little helmet. Honestly, I probably should stop looting. I I'm I'm running out of space. Oh, where's my dog? Let me get my dog out. Spawn it. Yeah, dude. They came out. They came out. What's going on, boys? That's right. I'm not going to loot them. Can I cut the bamboo? I just killed a dog. I just went and killed it. Damn. Oops. Oh, was a fox. Oh, that's fine. Foxes are fine. Okay. Uh, going through here. Damn, look at them all. Look at all these stupid ass little things. rituals. Hold and press E to do a ritual while facing a stone lantern. Press E to light it. Okay, I guess I'll light both of these. I don't know how to do this. Oh. Oh, okay. What's the name of your sword? My big sword. At last, a sagacious soul unfurls the family. Sagacious? That's a big word. It's all I could leave behind, given my grave condition. My name is Meu, a witch of Doarts from the east. On our way here, our ship was hit by cannon fire, forcing us ashore. Why am I carrying a little fan like that? Someone took my sister. There's still blood all over me. All I want is to look for her. But my wounds have left me too weak to make use of my powers. Damn, what another useless [ __ ] Burn a talisman upon the sensor and ring the bells. Then the wind will guide you to her. You'll find what you need on the shore by our ship. I shall go. Is that a weapon? Why? I don't know why I have a fan. Like it's just stupid. Okay. Uh, now let me go. I guess I go back over there. Uh, let me get on my horse. Where's my horse? Horse. There he is. Oh, I can go in here. Wait, can I? No. Okay. I was about to say. Okay, let's do it. She's from BDO. Yeah, I know the world where like is somehow interconnected. I just don't really know how exactly. So, where is it? I guess I just got to go this way. Yeah, see, this seems like pretty much the right way to go. Sorry. Sorry about that, Mr. Horse. How's Mr. Where's Mr. Horse? I Yoshied It's just what happens. Oh, there's a danger dog. An escape. Got him. Trying to [ __ ] around, huh? Oh, I need those birds. Can I skin this thing? I can't skin a dog. Why not? What's this? Talis, man. Okay, let's loot that. Oh. Oh, I got to use this. Where? There. Of the kidnapped witch. Where is she? I'll just take a look around and be Well, that's the girl. My leg. My powers aren't working at all. You stupid [ __ ] Over there. Lucille. A looser. Get her. Don't touch me. Alive. That's an order. There should be another one. They just captured her. Oh, she's hiding. What? I came here alone. She's just a weak little fo. You was worried for nothing. No sign of her. I got the special helmet on. Place inside out until there is. We'll take this one back. All right, get going. All right, so they captured this other girl. That seems kind of bad, right? I feel like that's bad. Now what? Now what? What's going on over here? What are you all doing over here? Go back TO YOUR OLD LANDS. ALL RIGHT, still going. Oh, I was too far away. Oops. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch what I do. I had to unleash the ultimate attack. I usually don't use that, but every once in a while I like to pull it out. Love that ability. Yeah, it looks badass. Is it up here? Uh, looks like it's not. Looks like it's down below. Uh, how do I get in there? It's like like this. Say broken box. Maybe I got to crouch anything. No. Oh, maybe I can use the door. Maybe I could use Huh? Wait, can I kill these? No. Okay. All right. Well, there's got to be Maybe he has the key. He doesn't. Maybe I can break this. No. going. I'll look around. Investigate the area around the ship. Maybe the keys over in here. I'm not seeing a key. Where the hell did it go? Maybe it's over here. Is this a teleporter? There's a chest in the ship. I didn't see it. Where's the chest? Tell me where it's at. I ain't trying to go around the Oh, maybe there's this this this ship. The [ __ ] is it? Before jump down. What the [ __ ] does that mean? Lift the ship. Lift the boat at the back. The back of what? The back? You mean this boat? the entire ship. There's no way I can lift the entire ship. There's no indicator for that. I was trolling. No, I I I people give people give non-specific advice. Like I need to I need to have to something needs to be very specific for me to understand it. Go under it. I couldn't Oh, there it is. Now the icon's there. Okay. Uh, okay. Okay. Uh, now where do I put it? okay. Lock. Oh, a lock. Okay, we got it. OH. OH. OH, I SEE. OKAY. Cuz yeah, the indicator wasn't there. Okay. And what do I do now? Okay. Well, at least I can open this. There's an icon I'm supposed to loot, I see it now. I see it. What is this sensor? On as [ __ ] I just I don't see things the way other people see things. I'm just usually uh I'm usually not thinking about anything. So, what do I do now? What do I do now? Cuz there's no indicator. There's one more in the sand. Okay. it's over here. Where's the last item? Watch your mini map. I don't see it. Where is it? I see it. Okay, got it. All right, that was annoying. Okay, let me go back right now. And I guess I can teleport through there. [ __ ] it. I'm just going to ride back on my own. Okay, let's do it. That was painful. I think this is the right way. Like I don't know how to actually get back up there. Oh, [ __ ] this. I'm just going to teleport back. That's a lot of iron too. It's painful to watch. I just like uh like any type of thinking that's required will not happen. Like so if there's any kind of thinking that people want me to do like a decision making at all like it's going to be [ __ ] up cuz like when I'm streaming like my brain is like already split like four or five different ways and I I can't multitask very well and it just makes me uh dysfunctional. Like I'm just being honest. Like it's like every time it's going to be an L. That's why I don't like playing games that make me think. I don't like having to think about anything when I'm streaming. I just stream. It's like pure stream of consciousness. Okay. So, what do I do now? Do I have to light up the things again? I think I probably do, right? Let me assume. Do I do? And then I examine. All right. Here we go. Ding ding. Uh-huh. The wind says yes. It calls from the hilltop fort. I got to go over there. My sister Wooa is of the Wudo school. She commands the wind and rain. The wind can always find its master. Yet it carries the scent of blood and steel. I fear something terrible is happening. Please, you must help her. I got to save this girl. Why? Why don't we just let her die? I don't see like, is there a reason for us not to let her die? I feel like we could just do that. Find a fortress on the hill. Okay, I guess I'll I'll I'll get over there. Get me a little bit closer. Is she hot? Oh, okay. Then we'll help her. Yeah, I I didn't know that. Okay, that changes things. Yeah, never mind. Actually, I probably could have just ran over there that fast. Damn. What are those dumbass birds doing? Get up there. Do you have even a single a boss? Wait, there's a boss. Like you need their end by my Where'd he go? I thought I got to kill a boss. What happened? Where's the boss? I don't even know. Is this part of the boss fight? I don't know if it is or not. Wait, the birds are attacking, Where'd he go? I don't know. Cuz I thought there was supposed to be a boss. Apparently not. cuz I I thought maybe he summoned in ads or something, right? Okay. Well, I'll just keep I'll just keep moving. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. We got We got to leave. We got to leave. We got to run away. Okay. If we see that guy again, we're going to kill him again. All right, [ __ ] [ __ ] you. He got destroyed, by the way. He turned it turned into birds. I don't think so. The [ __ ] is this? Find Woo. Okay, I think we just go like this, Don't worry about me, boys. Don't worry about me. Don't worry about me, man. I got to kill everybody. Kill him. Oh, I got an artifact. Get away from him. I My targeting is messed up. Got him. How do I kill these [ __ ] things? What the [ __ ] is this? What is this? Okay, at least I figured that out. Stupid [ __ ] bird. Get the [ __ ] out of The [ __ ] out of here, bird. Get out of here, bird. Get out of here, bird. Damn. Like they just keep respawning. This is like a bug. Okay, I think that's everything. Let's go. Let's get the hell out of here. All right, we made it inside the castle. Wait, there's nobody even here. It's just empty. Oh, I can open the door. Okay, let me let me let everybody in. Come on in, guys. Come on in. I'm a nice guy. Okay, I'll just [ __ ] ignore them. Like, they're going to ignore me. I'm going to ignore them. It's just it is what it is, right? Take Oh, I don't know what that is. I'm going to loot it. Silver goblet. That seems pretty good. I feel like that's a lot of blowing up things, right? Like if I hit this, I'll probably die. I might have to fight a boss right now. I'm feeling like I might have to fight a boss. So, I'm going to do the grindstoneone right now. Oh no. Watch out behind you. Who are you? We're off to the wind. Really? I'm going to lose the one. Are you kidding me? Is this a joke? Oh my god. How pathetic, bro? Like, are you kidding me? I had to get saved by a girl. Nicely done. I'm in your debt. That's embarrassing. Consider us even. Your sister send me That was too close. Don't tell me I have to I have to take all the way out. They'd have taken my powers. They're going to take on now. Get this guy. Who's this guy? Gregor, the hallard of courage. I went to for this witch. How dare you ruin my work? I'm going to let him kill me so I can get full of I'm going to get my my health back. I'm going to let him kill me. your heart. Wait, is he even going to be able to kill me? You have no right to interfere. Am I just that guy? This is the price of the path you chose. Give me that spear. Where can I loot the spear? That was easy. Oh, actually recover resources on kill. Oh my god. Is that what I think it is? Is that actually life steal? Let me try it out. I want to try I want to try it. Obtain the art. Oh. Oh, this. Yeah. Okay. I got this. I got an abyss thing. That's good. There's nothing else I can get from him, right? It's just that that armor looks badass. And now I can wait. Steal. What do you mean steal? I thought these are the bad guys. Shouldn't I want to steal their stuff? What's up? Actually, let me let me practice. Oh, they despawned. He got destroyed, by the way. Like, that was embarrassing for him. I really am that guy. I have certainly been better. I can believe that. If you hadn't acted so quickly, he'd have You saved my life. Thank you. Just a moment. My wounds are worse than I thought. I guess we're going to have to kill her. I'll need to take things a bit slower. That's the way it goes. Let's get you to your sister, or at least to her voice. I am in your debt. Don't tell me I have to carry this hobbling [ __ ] around. Need him target you. My sister and I, we happen to have some rare and curious powers. Can I Can I pick her up? I'm certain my sister is waiting for me. Get put her. Get on the horse. If you don't get on the horse, I'm going to kill you. That's right. man's plan was to seize our gifts so that he could attempt to meddle with the tampering with time is perilous and the art is strictly forbidden. That's what I thought. There's no way to alter a single exact event. Wait, what's going on? And attempting so could put many danger. I've got danger birds on my ass. Tread lightly, using our powers only to mend what is stray from the natural order. And when we do, we often call on our little friends for help. I'm not sure how to know of our gifts. That's why you don't text and drive. Such dangerous magic to his will. What could have happened is too terrible for me to dwell on. I thought I could have my deepest thanks. Go, go, go, go, go. Run, [ __ ] Run. All right, we saved her. Everything's come on, you [ __ ] Let's go. Let's go, Crippy. Jeez. She Meu. Oh, I'm so glad. I really want to try out this weapon. I really want to try it out. I owe this man life. Don't mention it. I was just doing what was right in our land. This is how we show respect to those who help us. You have our sincerest thanks. Ah, please. Really? It was nothing. So now, what do you plan to do now? Once Wa has recovered, we'll work on restoring her powers. We got to get this [ __ ] back up to We'll head to our next destination. Please accept this gift. If you ever need our help, we'll repay your kindness. How? Your words are enough. Please get some rest. So, go where the men Oh, go return to Heling Hill. Okay. So, I want to try out this spear. First things first, I want to try out the spear. So, let me go and find somebody in the area to kill cuz we want to see how much health we get back. So, this this would be a kill, right? Technically, this would be a kill. Did I get health back from that? I feel like I didn't. I feel like it I feel like Let me go find a bunch of mobs. You did? If I did, that was like nothing, man. I got to go. Okay. All right. Here. Here we go. All right. Let's practice. I'm not seeing it. I'm I'm literally looking. I'm not even looking. This is like nothing, man. That's garbage. I feel like that sucks, man. Like, am I crazy? Like I I I don't Doesn't look good at all. It needs an upgrade. No. No. It's a gem, man. It's a gem. It's not even for that. Use spirit and see if it's that you recover food. What? What do you mean I recover food? Well, I don't recover [ __ ] Like, it didn't show me looting anything. I didn't get anything. I think you guys are just bullshitting me. Can I grip him? No. Your health is flashing. Yeah, but that's my that's my passive regen that happens on its own. That's not special. That's the way it goes. And I also have a gem that does that on its own. I feel like this pole arm sucks dick. I'm going to be honest. Like I have another pole arm already that's even better. Like I have uh this one. Like I I already have this. So I'm just not really seeing a world where I just don't end up using this all the time. Like I feel like I'm just going to use this all the time if I want to use a pole arm. Now I could upgrade. Now I can't upgrade this one. It's got no abyss socket. So it kind of sucks. So like maybe the golden pole pole arm would get better over time, but like right now I'm just not really I'm just not really feeling it. Check out your new necklace. You can wield the sun's power. My new necklace. Sunshine. What did it do? It didn't do anything. What about the last one? It says I could use the spear, but apparently not. It'll stop the rain. Why would I want to stop the rain? The rain looks good. I don't want to do that. Here, let me equip all my all my good stuff. I got to equip all the good stuff changes the weather. Maybe I want I want something to make it rain all the time cuz the rain looks really good here. You know what we're going to do on the way over there? We're going to kill a bear. We're going to see if we get the bear gallbladder or not. You guys ready? This is going to be it. Watch this. I was born ready. This bear is going to die ready. Where's he at? There he is. I see him. I see him. I see Let me make sure I've got the right weapon on. Yeah, I do. See, you see what happens? You see what happens? I own you. I just disenchanted the bear. I I I literally just disenchanted a Well, where's the bear? Well, now I'm definitely going to get it, right? We're going to get the gallbladder cuz I mean, if if I did that to him, I feel like I'm going to for sure. There's a hedgehog. Oh, wait. I killed a hedgehog. Oh. Oh, I killed three hedgehogs. I didn't mean to do that. Well, you know, [ __ ] them. Shouldn't have been there. All right. Where do I need to be? I got to go back to town. All the exotic mounts are only one at a time. No, I think you can get other ones, but they're like permanent. It takes a long time to do. You can buy them in a new town you just liberated. Oh, really? Okay. I probably have to go get that. All right, let's go talk to these losers over here. What do y'all want? Examine the Greymane Shrine. Maybe I got to examine this. Oh, check the letter. I got it. We got a letter. Okay. And read the letter. Where do the letter is? Let's see. There it is. What does it say? Update on Miridan. Well, we got to go kill him. All right. I got to teleport back over there. Damn. I got to go all the way over there. How's my inventory? Oh, my inventory is almost full. Let me sell my [ __ ] I'm actually going to sell it to this guy. Need something. Okay. Can't forget. All right. So, what we going to get rid of? We're going to get rid of [ __ ] uh [ __ ] uh I don't need this. Get rid of that. Uh get rid of assclaw leather. Ask what the [ __ ] I need that for. Get the [ __ ] out of here. And I'm gonna keep the spear for now. And I'm gonna keep these, too. Pet trust. That's big. We need that. Same with these. We need these, too. I don't need this, though. And a fallen kingdom sword. I can't store that. The necklace. Damn, that's a lot for a necklace. And I'm going to give them a butterfly, too, just in case. Let them know that I'm serious. I have a lot of stuff. I'll keep it. I have a crazy amount of stuff. Like I I need to do something about this. Like they need to they need to give me more storage. Like is storage still 240? It is. Like that's that's so little. Like I I feel like I'm I'm going to run out of storage like really fast. Look at all this. Like mine's already full, too. Yeah. Like honestly, like they they should they should just give you more storage. Like it in my opinion, I think it's dumb that like this is even a factor, right? It should not even be a factor. Like it should just go up to like [ __ ] a million or something like that, right? Should be easy. I don't know why they don't do that. I put that away. I guess I'll deal with the rest of it later. I think limited storage in a single player game is hard. to impress me. Yeah, it is. I just I don't understand what the reasoning is about. Codex Mortise after Crimson Desert just released the early version. I remember that. Yeah, I play that was the AI game. I remember that real well. So, let me go and where the [ __ ] is the Oh, there he is. Okay, I got to go there and then ride over. Let's do it. Unlimited storage access to upgrade mats from storage chest. Well, the reason why you don't have access to upgrade mats from storage chest is because the storage chest itself was an afterthought. Like they never actually planned on having a storage chest. So, like now that they have one, it's like, okay, well, wait, what the what the [ __ ] what the what the [ __ ] is this? I was living in a hole. The [ __ ] The [ __ ] Yeah. Watch out. You have so many cooking mats. Just cook food. I'd rather just put it in an inventory and that way I just have all of them. I have to think about it. Like to me, whenever I'm dealing with my inventory, the the only thing I want to do is not have to think about it. Like inventory in a game to me is just like it's an impediment, right? Like it's like a like I never want to have to think about my inventory. I don't want to have to plan around my inventory. I don't want to have to like deal with my inventory. Like that to me is like just a pain in the ass. Why pick anything up? Because I want to have it. Yeah. That's why like I want to have the stuff, but I just don't want to deal with the stuff. Like And like there are some games that let you do that. I feel like every game should be like that. You can get all the stuff, but you don't have to deal with it. Like inventory is like a just a pain in the dick. Uh, so what do I have to go? Is it Oh, it's around here. Okay, I guess I'll go around. What's up, losers? Shut up, [ __ ] I run this place. Oh, I got to go again. Infiltrate Aerian Manor. Okay, it's easy. There's a teleporter here, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, here it is. Man, that was easy. Abyss cell should not be capped at five. True. There's just a lot of inventory things like like for example, like why are there stacks? Like why can't you just stack it up to like 999999, right? And uh like there's no real reason for it. It's just that's the way it is. Just a minute. I got to go do this. Did their coins grow on? What do you want? I just saw a Brianto park horse. I don't give a [ __ ] Yes. The finest breed. Brianto. [ __ ] Is that okay? What's this? You're invited to a Oh, [ __ ] I don't need that. Okay. And I got another one of these, though. I'll make sure to try and get all these abyss artifacts for the different challenges. I just haven't really used them all yet. What's this? Carry and catch five animals from the weasel family. I have to pick up five weasels. That's the challenge in order to get the abyss stone is to pick up five weasels. Oh, damn. Okay, let's infiltrate this time. Put up find a secret location without getting caught in front of guards. Okay, I'm going to do it. in here. Ooh. Oh, beyond those hills once dwelt a mighty fire dragon that soared through the skies. That dragon burned the village and turned the fields to ash. What? The flame knight and his order gave their lives to stand against a dragon. Sparks danced upon the dragon. A dragon and the sky burned blood red. At last, the dragon fell and the knights built a castle on that spot. To this day, the castle all spare the scorch marks of that fateful battle. They are the scars carved by the dragon's final breath and a testament to the knight's courage. Wow. What happened next? Shut the [ __ ] up. That's what happened next. That's enough for tonight. it's time for bed now, my brave little nighttime. so there's a dragon in the game. That's good. I like that. I like the sound of that a lot. Okay, maybe it's in here. Maybe it's in this door. Oh, is there a special book in here I'm supposed to get? It says there's a book Let me see. Small box. I don't give a [ __ ] about What about this one? Another small box. Damn. I don't see it anywhere. Maybe it's downstairs. Yeah, it might be downstairs. Oh, it's below me. Okay, now we got to go below. Sneaky. Sneaky. Aerian manor. Boop. Sister, must you go? The air feels ominous. Colette, this is my responsibility. No one else's. But the Duke, quiet now. I'm the only one who needs step into danger. Should anything befall me, the family will be yours to lead. Beh, please. I won't sit on What's the game about? Kingdom crumbles. Uh, what do I care if the kingdom To be honest, my sister, I don't know what any of this has to do with anything else. Our kingdom. I don't know how we got here. I have no idea there. Oh, that's right. No, a girl sent me an email and she wanted me to go and help her. That's right. Now, I remember. what's in here? Nothing. There's a box. I don't know where it is, though. I'm not going to worry about it. Look at that guy. Look at that chin. Where the hell is it? Infiltrate is Oh, maybe it's down below here. Damn, this a nice place. What a bountiful harvest in Black Lus farm this year. It's funny. Do I give him a spoiler? No. Let me clear a corner of the kitchen. The fruit for some time. Not yet. I tried to not have spoilers unless I don't actually. I'm like totally lost. Full of food and utensils. I'm not totally lost. Thing I need is fruit drawing vermin Towns end is seeking someone to build a windmill. Looks like you have like you like the game at this point. Yeah, I think the game's great. It's a great game. If we wait a little. It just had a lot of problems at the beginning and like the controls were really bad, but they fixed a lot of Very well. I only hope the windmill rises swiftly. But yeah, it's improved a lot. Look how dark it gets. That's That's the thing that's annoying. Okay. So, and then I hear like it's supposed to say meat box. It's like this says there's a book here, but there's no book. Okay, so now we got to think. I think we've done all this, right? Yeah, we did all this. What about in here? I think this is like to outside, right? No, no, no. Oh, maybe it's in here. It's not. Okay. Um, all right. So, it's upstairs. But I already went upstairs. Maybe there's an animation. Maybe there's something I have to do by going upstairs. Yeah, cuz I was already here and then I went into here. No, I wasn't This looks like it can be pushed. What's in the box? What's in it? Steel. Do I steal? I guess I guess I'm going to steal. I don't have a mask to steal with. Oh no, I got to leave it there. [ __ ] Is it good? It's the dumbest mechanic. No, it's pretty hard to do. There's a lot of dumb mechanics. Investigative report. Damn, that's a nice Oh, I thought it was a magnifying glass. I thought it was a key. and now what? Escape from the manor. I just I mean I just Intruder this way. What? What? What? Knife. How did you make it this far? Why? I didn't do anything. Surround him. Well, how did I get here? What's going on? Why such a commotion in my hall? You're telling me this isn't a Pizza Hut? You were about to apprehend him. Just say the word. An unexpected guest. a cause for commotion indeed. For a second, I thought it was a Pizza Hut. Seeing as you're here, you must be one of the illustrious grey maides. I've heard how you chased a bear all the way to my fair city. Did I do that? Come. I suspect our purposes may align. Can't chase. Leave us. I shall speak with him privately. My lady, at least allow us to stand guard. Shut up. I shan say it twice. Return to your posts. Please follow me. Now, why all the effort to elude my guards and enter my estate? I meant no trouble. I came seeking information. Is that so? You could have tried the front gate. It's true. Are all northerners this impatient? Damn. That's proven effective. Oh, aren't those the ones that are made by AI? Introduce myself. Oh, with that. I remember. I remember see that photo. That was the one people complained about on Twitter. The late Lord Robert. Pleasure. Well met. You've come far. But I am afraid I do not know the whereabouts of your nemesis. Fortunately, I do know those who might. you have a suggestion. Isn't it said the enemy of my enemy is my friend? I suspect we could become very good friends. Would you like a drink? Wait, what kind of what? Damn. I have been searching for my sister Beatatrice. Mhm. the rightful heir to my title and estate. Her disappearance and the tragedy that befell your people, they're the same. I believe the one who holds true power over this land is behind it all. You mean the royal family? No. One who sits higher still. Israel. The man who purged the king's loyalists and seized the throne. Juke Caliburn. I believe my sister was conducting an investigation into his affairs. But I've heard nothing from her since that bloody coronation. I'm so mad I didn't get the out. These days, I don't step foot beyond these walls. Out there, a single misstep could spell my end. Any nobles who oppose Caliburn fear befalling the same fate. Only Countess Marshel and Count Byron seem unconcerned. And you want me to see what they know? Exactly. They're Caliburn's faithful hounds. They surely hold the answers we seek. Remember, while our purposes differ, our goal is the same. Damn. Okay, so she wants to help me now. Why do you look like an Elder Ring boss? Because I killed an Elder Ring boss. I'm kind of upset that I can't use that item. I really am actually. I'm kind of annoyed. I can't get that box cuz I I spent all that time trying to get that like I I did that little puzzle and everything and like it didn't even matter. I'm kind of pissed. Okay, let's go back over and talk to this loser. Just go go back. Get it again. Yeah, you're probably right. Just go back. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. So, now I have to infiltrate this area, too. Uh, well, can I just go in through a balcony or something like that? No. Okay. Let me let me go around to the side. That's not how it works. Probably come out from here, right? Oh, yeah. This guy's saw me. That was barely a scratch. how about that? the [ __ ] out of here. You want to [ __ ] around? How about you? Wait. Can I just infiltrate with my Wait, these guys die, right? Well, I just kill them then. I'm going to infiltrate this guy right Yeah, I'm in I'm infiltrating, guys. Anybody else I need to infiltrate? It looks like I don't. That was it. That's all it took. read about the whereabouts. What the [ __ ] What I got to do now? Oh, I got to go in here. No, I don't. This is a nice place. What? I'm I'm literally hitting it. Well, do I have to take my weapon out? Okay. Wait. No. I I have to do it a different way. Wait, why? Okay. I It is awkward. See, and by the way, they took my advice by combining these animations. Done. General Bastia himself. I had planned to deliver her to him myself. But it seems the waitings worn his patience thin. How cruel. Another one for the tribunal. Let's see if this one makes it two years like his last toy. We must keep on our toes. there is still another little bird to catch. Was that ankle house? The one for the reed bonus? I don't remember him at all. Oh, what's this purple thing? What's this purple piece of [ __ ] The secret letter. What's the secret? True. And Oh, you turn it. Hold on. Who designed this? You can't see it. There's a giant [ __ ] black mark in the middle of it. Who thought this was a good idea? [ __ ] this. [ __ ] this. We out. And it says there's another one over here, right? It's a shadow. There's a certain majesty to the one look at those jaws and you know a lion could rip a man to shreds in a heartbeat. Am I supposed to just be talking to a random guy? Such marvels without traveling to foreign shores makes me proud to be Demonician. So, I just have a conversation with this dude out of nowhere. Oh, okay. Here it is. All right, we got it. Easy. I got the stupid add-on again. Did everything go to plan in Paloon? I hear their warriors are rather formidable. The Grey Maze. Left them for the beasts. Likely being ripped to shreds right now. How's the hunt for Counter Cesarian going? Oh, damn. They're going after her. Grand General won't appreciate his play things being late. She's been hiding herself well, but it's only a matter of time before we catch her. That's bound. Let me know if you need. Our pale knees pounds on it. Okay, cool. Nobles are drunk at night a lot, I guess. So, they got nothing else to do. Okay, then I can loot this, too. It's another anonymous letter. And who do I turn this into? Oops. Oops. Oops. I got to do ANOTHER ONE. LET'S GO. Those are the guys I beat up. I had to do that. I had to kill them. Okay. Uh let's see. Where's the next area I got to go to? It's over here. And I guess I'll just I'll just ride over there myself. Why not? Is it a Batman thing? Yeah. Yeah. I feel like um Wait, was that a What the hell was that? Is that just a bunch? Oh, it's just a bunch of losers. I don't want to talk to them. That's just going to waste my time. Just bust that [ __ ] down. Ooh. Ooh. A teleport. Let me get this one. Oh my god. You dumb [ __ ] horse. Let's go. Got it. I want to make sure I get all these. Is there an actual crimson desert in the game? Yeah, I've been there. I went to the desert cuz I wanted to get the items to upgrade my [ __ ] Come on, bro. Come on. Come. Come on, There we go. Is it red, though? Yeah, actually it is. I'll show y'all in a bit. I got to do this though. Okay, time to infiltrate. I'm coming in. I'll break you down. Catch. This is a stealth mission. It's a stealth mission. I can't do this. Oh. Oh. Oh. Don't let him get away. I'm going back in. No, I'm going back in now. I didn't know that was the way the game was. No, no, now that I know. No, that's fine. No, I I wanted that to happen. I didn't know that's the way it worked. If I had, I would have paid attention. Nope. I'll kill everybody if I have to. Scary off. I can't do this. I'm actually I don't have the timing. This is crazy. I'm actually I'm I can't beat it. Okay, let me try Let me try and go in that through that way. Harriet, I I can't even tell where they're at. Let me go around. I'm going to infiltrate now. Yeah, [ __ ] that. I didn't know it was going to get smaller like that. If I if I had mentally prepared myself, I probably could have done that, but I wasn't ready for it. Okay, let's go in through here. All right, we in. Never mind. And this probably I probably won't be able to go in there use that one either. Jewelry storage. Okay. Assassinate Lord Count Byron. I have to kill this guy. Oh [ __ ] Wait, where is he? That's got to be He's got to be upstairs, right? He should be upstairs. Press E to assassinate. Well, that was easy. [ __ ] that was really easy. Great. I just walked in and stabbed him. Listen here, George. You're certain we can take on the gray veins. You dare question me? The lonely jackals will take care of Gian while you remain here. Oh, damn. It's the bad guy. So, it's the bad guy. Time, Ludvig, stop grubbling after Chian. And remember, Calade is next once Poon is taken care of. So, the grey mans will be finished before long. Wait, I haven't finished. Don't try to order me around, count. what an unc fellow. And then my then I just went in there and stabbed this guy and killed him. Well, can I loot him? Yeah. I mean, can I loot the the dead guy? Cuz if he's a count, he's probably got a lot of money, right? Lol. Yo, I should be able to loot this guy. I should have some good stuff, right? Search cheese. It's all right. All right, we got to leave. Don't mind me. Don't mind me. Don't mind me. I'm just I just got to go. That's all. There you go. All right. That's your That's your guy. That's your Need to be more careful. That's your guy. I'm out. Woo. Okay, now we're running away. We got a road shout. Come on, boys. Be more careful. I was actually going to run out of there. I was going to take him with me, but you know, didn't work out too well. What's this? Another teleport. What? Can I get that? I hate the double jump on the horse. Like a lot of the I think that this game's like the biggest weakness this game has is like responsiveness. Like it's just not responsive. Like you will do something and then like the something that you're trying to do doesn't happen. Like like you hit a button and then the button doesn't doesn't happen. Like they need to have like a one way they can fix it is like they need to have animation queuing. So, like for example, like you have to completely finish one animation before you finish another animation. And if they clip those animations together more closely, it would probably be like it would feel a lot better to play. That's what I think. They need to allow animation cancel. Well, they should allow it with like uh non uh combat abilities, right? Like they should allow it with like things that are simple. Shut up. Like things that are just like kind of like jumping and getting on a horse. How bad is it? It's like a full second. It can be a full second with some animations. But we should hear something soon. Oh, it's the girl. Look who it is. Damian, what are you doing here? Did your efforts bear fruit? You look troubled. No good news, I take it. Grand General Bastier. He's imprisoned your swordmaster. She might still be alive. One of my comrades is Damn. I'm going after her. go find Naira. She can help you. Please tell me what you know. It's as you said. Byron and Marshall were working for Caliburn. Miran's clearly in league with them. Damn. That's all I learned. That's the bad guy. A pity. But still, you've achieved quite a victory. Well done. I know. I too have news to share with you. Juke Wells is dealing with his own coup d'etatar. Caliburn's work, no doubt. I'm afraid the rebels have resorted to using Pun prisoners as human shields. The Hamashra. Who's leading this coup? A man called Fortain. Fortain? Lend your aid to Duke Wells. He is one of the few allies we have. I think the person in charge of the barracks. Okay. Let me go over there. Where's Oh, it's over here. Go over What a chance this story is made by AI. I think the story for the game uh like it's okay, but like it it's I mean nobody really asked, right? Like nobody asked. I don't think there's anybody that's like really paying attention or like uh I guess cares. Like it's just like it's just there for the sake of being there. Like that's probably the best way I could say it. which is like I mean that's kind of a bad thing. I mean it's not kind of a bad thing. It is a bad thing. It's obviously a bad thing. But like um Point of the game is to be side content. It gets better. Yeah. But like you're not going to have to The thing is like if you have a story like this is my outlook on it is like if you have something in a game like you need to make sure that that is like good immediately. like the whole idea that like players like you're not going to have somebody that wants to spend more than like 10 minutes to have fun. So like if the game isn't fun in 10 minutes, then the game's bad. Like that's just what happens. And like really, if you think about it, almost every single good game follows that that pattern where it's like the game is good immediately. Okay. Well, that's the way it goes. So like my Yeah, it's a first impression type thing. And like once people have their first impressions of something, I think that they kind of make up their mind on like whether it's good or not. And it looks like Oh, those are those [ __ ] I know them. Black Desert didn't have a good story. Yeah, but the Black Desert's a it's not an it's an MMO. And also like if it had a good story, it would be a better game. Like even if you want to say Black Desert didn't have a good story, so it's okay. Black Desert would be a better would be a better game if it had a better story. I think people should remember that. Speak with the soldier. Who's this? Stand back. I'm here to see Duke Wales. He's Grace. He's busy. Ah, Greymane. What's up, [ __ ] Countessarian said you'd be coming. How'd she know? Grace, give us a moment. Uh-oh. Seeing you turn up here has given me a glimmer of hope. Strong words. What's made things so hopeless? I was away at General Bastier's request on a training exercise. And in that time, my fortress was overrun by rebels and taken. Quite the clever lot, too. They must have counted on me not being able to refuse the Grand General. Your grace. Our scouts have reached the north gate. We'll start by retaking the fortress. Then let's see what comes next. Just kill the I'll be leading the assault from outside. Would you support my men at the north gate? Yes. Yes. Uh I think I need to go up this way, right? Like I I guess I'm just I'm just going up there with them. Uh is I supposed to do this? Not the best. Why is there a a big circle? Is that a bad guy? Or is he Oh, [ __ ] Look at that guy. Look at that guy. I just knocked him out of the match with one hit. That guy got destroyed. Here, let me get my pet out. I don't know how this pet keeps despawning. There's a siege fortress. Apparently a a bunch of guys around I don't know if I'm supposed to go up there or not. Wait, I can use a cannon. A single idea. Wait, so couldn't I just couldn't I use the cannon and then blow up the siege fortress operate? What if I just go and aim and I just move it? What if I go and aim and I just move it? I got to hold it. Wait, it doesn't What? I can't do that. Why are there raccoons around me? Oh, I got him. Just blow it up. Oh, what's wrong, guys? Oh, that was actually cool. What are we doing? Oh, it didn't even kill anybody here. Let me try and do it again. try and use this one. I'm going to try to hit that. I don't know if this works. Oh, that's a siege tower right there. Why don't I just go and blow that up? I'm just going to go blow that up. [ __ ] it. Hit it. Did it not work? I'mma hit it again all the way. Oh my god. Didn't work. It's too far. I can see that. All right, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Y'all want to [ __ ] around? Let's [ __ ] around. You got to kill everybody. got him. Okay, so that wasn't too bad. And now what? I hate those grab things. Those quick time events. I'm too slow for him. I'm way too slow. Let's go this way. You took zero damage. Yeah. You know why? Wait, who's this guy? So, it's the orange guys brown. I mean, I can take damage. It's possible like and like from the the bigger mobs I do. Okay, let me go to this one. So, how do I destroy this if I don't have a cannon? Oh, it's fat. What's Fat doing? Where's Fat? The [ __ ] out of here. Okay, so he's dead. So, I don't know if Can I just Can I just go and destroy this from inside? Wait, maybe I can. Oh, maybe I got to destroy these ones on the outside. That's what it must be. Like right here. Go back to your old. I don't know. Yeah. Is that it? Okay. Let me see if it works. in your explosive arrow. I don't have one. It's not like it was in that other event if that's what you're thinking about. die. I love I hate how it just autofocuses me like that. It's so [ __ ] annoying. Okay, so it's almost it's almost broken. Damn, that's a lot of guys, huh, bro? What is this? got a [ __ ] firing squad on me. Do you have any idea where you are? that went all right. Now, where's the next one I got to go to? It's not up there. Stop. There's another siege tower. And apparently there's an artillery unit. I don't know what the hell the artillery unit is. Maybe it's inside the uh inside the castle. That's what it could be, right? I just kill everybody. Artillery sounds like siege cannons. Maybe you're right. Yeah, I don't know. Okay. Well, I killed everybody. Done this before. So, I guess at that at this point, we probably should just go find the next siege tower, right? I think that's the next thing that we do. Let's go find it. Probably shouldn't be doing this, but it's okay. Oh, I see it. I see it. Damn, everybody's trying to [ __ ] me around, huh? Send in the drones. I wish There's so many of these [ __ ] man. All right. Well, at least all these guys are dead pretty much. I just can't. I can't. I hate quick time events. I'm too slow. All right. So, there's only one tower left. That's the tower we have to kill. And I want to double check. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's go. Is there a cannon nearby? It looks like there is no cannon nearby. So, I got to do this all myself. It turned me around again. Why am I Why is my camera this way? Why? I'm so I'm so confused. What's happening? I can't see what the [ __ ] is going on. Did I destroy it? Such a fast domain. The enemy is retreating. Got they ass. Oh, that's easy. All right. Now what? Defeat the cursed knight. Where's he at? You barbarian. Where's this little dick sucker at? Where's this stupid [ __ ] What are y'all doing? What are you all This should be the boss. Oh, he's up there. All right, let me get my food ready. cable. I get to upgrade my…

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