So I tried this new MMO..

Look, so this game came out and I wanted to try it out. It's called Forever and I've seen that, you know, really the Steam chart, this is from yesterday. Let me go and look at it from right now. Like, it just came out of [ __ ] nowhere with 7,000 players. So, I wanted to just log in and see what it was. I want to see what is going on with it. I I have no idea what to expect or anything else. So, I'm going to find out. And, uh, really good, it seems. Uh-oh, it just opened up CMD. Well, that's always a good sign. All right. Well, let's see what happens. Try this out. Shyro. Whatever. All right. Press any button. North America. All right. So, this is my guy. So, I can be a warrior. Uh, charge berserk. I can be a rogue, combo point, shadow step, death mark, a wizard. I could be a wizard. Okay. Um or I could be a pro. That's a That's for a girl. Okay. So, I'm think I'm feeling about I don't know. What do y'all think? Do we go warrior or wizard? What do y'all think? warrior or wizard. There's a lot of There's a lot of wizard enjoyers. I'm feeling like honestly I think we You know what? Let's go with wiz. I never play wizard in games. I think we going to do that. Let's Let's play a wizard. I'm gonna be the best wizard. I'm going to be a great wizard. All right. So, skin color, uh, white and body type. What the [ __ ] is this? Like, a is this a This is a guy, right? Okay. The customization kind of sucks, but that's fine. Ooh, emo hair. Ah, okay. So, it's got a she's got a pretty good amount of hairstyles here. Let's see what we've got. All right. Maybe something like this. This is kind of like how I imagine my hair. Um, damn, bro. What is this [ __ ] like gnome [ __ ] No. No. Maybe I don't know. Maybe I'll go with Nah. No. No. No. That's stupid. That's stupid. This is stupid. That's Maybe I'll go with No, that's stupid. I feel like I'm probably just going to go with this, honestly, bro. Like, yeah. I mean, like, all things considered, I feel like we just A lot of these other hairstyles kind of suck. So, why don't we just lock in with this? Like, this is probably the closest. No, this is a girl's haircut. I don't want this. I changed my mind. We're going to go with this. And facial hair. So, we have three options. You know, this [ __ ] was made by girls. You only have three options for facial hair. Oh, wait. Oh, maybe. No, no, never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Wait. Oh, that's it. Oh my god. That's literally it. Okay, so this is it. This is all I got. This is all I can have. All right, that's fine. Face. Uh, what is this here? Can I change the fate? What was it? Oh, it's eyes. Eyes. Okay, I get it. Um, all right. So, we do dark blue eyes. Sorry. Eyebrows. Say probably like I'd say probably like this, right? That'd be good. Face. Uh, I'm I got a pretty thin face. We're going to go with that. Uh, eyes. I guess I'm going to go with that. The last one. Lips. Uh, where's where's just your regular Yeah, your regular guy. Nose. All right. That's probably close enough. Looks like a girl's nose, though. Like that's the problem. That's like a girl. I I I don't like that. Yeah, we're going to go with this. Like that that looks more normal. Like a like a man's nose. Okay. Uh let's see here. All right. Name Asthmon Gold. All right, boys. Let's try this [ __ ] out. Play. See what happens. Damn dog, you look sexy as [ __ ] I know. That's why cuz that's cuz I tried to make it look like me. For millennia, eternal rivalry between nightlings and sun I don't give a [ __ ] about this. Defeated by an unprecedented alliance of halfworlds, the sunlings are forced into exile. Okay. Uh after five centuries of isolation, the sealed gates have reopened. The sunlings are now freed to rejoin their native world. But Sigartha, it's called Sagartha. What is like wigartha like uh but his only forgotten world is stretched out before their eyes. The new generation of sunlings rise at dawn to a new era. Okay. All right. So I'm in a game now. All right. So this is jumping. Uh this is dodging. All right. That's fine. And so okay, let me talk to her. Try to first time pilgrims of Marowam. Uh show me you can defend yourself by bringing one of C. Okay. So what do I got to do? Oh, there's a big ass chest. So, what what's this? What's in the box? I don't even know. Okay. All right. So, we got this thing right here. That did a lot of damage. What the hell do I do now? The [ __ ] am I supposed to do? I just run around. I wait for this [ __ ] Like, I I don't know. What am I supposed to do? LIKE, OH. OH. OH, I CAN. OH. OH, I I understand now. Okay. I I I click to shoot spells. Okay. I'm I'm a big [ __ ] I'm a big [ __ ] I didn't understand. Okay. There's the next ball. I got to get the next ball. Got a sponsor link. No, I figured this is just a new game that came out yesterday and uh it had a good amount of viewership. Uh not viewership, player base. So, I thought that maybe it would be good and interesting to at least try out and see what it's like, right? Uh, I I don't really not really going into this with any expectations. Not sponsored or anything. I just figured I'd try the game out and, you know, like see what it's like. Okay. So, let me look around yours if you Yeah. Yeah. It's usually I'm I'm on Twitch, right? A little bit of brain rot, you could assume. Okay. So, let me try and go and get this ball. And so, it's just pretty simple there. Okay. All right. So now we got all three of the balls. And now what? So do I go turn this back into her? Let me see what's on my map. A welcoming treasure. Yeah, it looks like I do. Okay, let me turn this back in. It's fun even playing alone. Well, yeah, I'll figure that out. Okay, as you can see. Okay, bring me one of the clamps. Okay, leave. All right, so wait, how do I turn this in? Um, that that's confusing. Okay, there's no indicator that I I guess I'm just going to go kill this frog, right? Or this crab. Go to the chest. Well, I already was at the chest. I'm confused. I I I already looted the chest before. Let me Let me interact with it again. Oh, wow. Oh [ __ ] Okay. Uh, spellbound mittens of the exile. Okay. So, this is my armor and vitality. And I have an appraiser's gore. Okay, cool. All right. And I just want to see what these other items are. And I'm assuming I have to kill a crab, right? Okay. You can see like there's like a combo. I have to do the combo. Okay. Okay, I got an ice. I don't know if I need to get like uh And so you can dodge inside of the attacks, too. I think I made the right decision fighting. Oh, I have to kill multiple crabs. Okay. Um, let me just go around and kill these [ __ ] You got already forgot mud crabs are more fearsome than you. I feel like these are these mud crabs maybe. Oh, I should have hit it first. Okay, fleshy claw. Didn't I already get that? Let me just kill one more anyway. So, what happens if I hit T? Cuz that's my main attack. Five out of eight. So, I need three more crabs. Oh, no. No, wait a second. I already finished it. Okay, you can see. Okay. Uh, it's done. Decent chances of survival. Go to the next obelisk. Okay. All right. Okay. And now I have a new spell. What does my new spell do? Fire blast. Okay. So, it's really simple. So, I do It's a one-two thing. It's really, really, really simple. Okay. More stats. All right. Arsenal. I don't have an offh hand yet. Increases your inventory size. Okay. That's really simple. And this is my big beam. I need to use that beam again. Reminds me of an MMO. This I I heard people saying this is kind of like an MMO light, if that makes sense. Is this a bouncy boy? Yeah, it is. Okay. Well, let me go to the the purple thing and see what that is. Claim the free mount from the shop. Shop. Uh, welcome to the shop. Sparkling Horson. Where to mount? Uh, where do I get it? Where do I get them out? Why? Okay. Uh, yeah. Equip shift. Oh [ __ ] Damn. All right, we're already locked in. Okay, let me talk to this dumb [ __ ] And I'll talk to this dumb [ __ ] over here. We can get the codeex. Show me a codeex with these five monsters in it. So I got I got to get more monsters and kill them. That's a slime. That's a new monster right over there. Let me try that out. Yeah, I'm pay to win. Yeah, 100%. Okay. Uh let's go ahead and pop off with him. I always forget to to do like my my normal attacks. Oh, they jump at you. That's interesting. So, it's actually like action combat. Oh, maybe I have to kill the amount of them in order to get them in my codeex. I don't know. Surprised you didn't go warrior. Well, I thought it'd be interesting to try something new, right? Oh, this is an elite, right? I think it's an elite. Sparkling slime. Oh [ __ ] So there are other players in the game. So this is like a it's like a mini MMO almost. And okay, so it's just like class-based gear. Green slime. Oops. This game is so good. Do people like it? Yeah. I I I really don't know what to expect. Okay, that guy's dead. Surprisingly fun. It's addicting. Is it really? Yeah. I mean, this is the like I mean, I don't know anything really else about it. I mean, I'm just kind of trying it right now for the first time. Like I saw like I I I watched somebody play the game for like five minutes yesterday, but I don't really know like kind of what all that is. Oh, I think I'm out of mana. Is Am I out of mana? I don't want I wonder if that's mana. I don't know. It's cool, but it needs more fluff to be honest. Maybe. I don't know yet. Okay, so show me a CEX with five monsters. And is there anything else that I need to do here? Several sparkling creatures, a slime and a bee. Okay, so I have to kill the slime and the bee. Seems pretty simple. Hopefully it actually kills them. Yeah, they have a good foundation. Yeah. Okay, so I do need to kill I I have to kill a certain amount of them to add them in my codeex. Okay, that's easy to understand. Okay, so I've got to find the next sparkling monster, which I wonder if those are like elites cuz that one that I fought had a lot of health. We'll look around. What's this? What's this? Ooh, collector of one of Okay, it's a one of 99. All right, that's easy to understand. Okay, I forgot my mouth. Okay, so what level are the crabs? Bedwar crab. So, I have to go around killing these [ __ ] right? Okay, I have to kill 80 of these or eight of these. Looks like a Guild Wars UI. Yeah, I mean, I would say that the game so far, like a lot of the mechanics of this game are extremely Oops. Um, they're extremely reminiscent of WoW. So, you can block, too. These things are pretty hard to kill. yeah, Epstein crap. What do you mean by that? Okay. Uh, let me use that and just get my heal back, my health back. Does the movement feel as good as it looks? Yeah, I'd say the movement's pretty good. Yeah, I I think that like definitely um like there's a huge window inside of like games where like there are people that want a game that's an MMO but it doesn't require the constant uh you know like cooperation of other players. I think that's one thing that a lot of people have been asking for a lot is that like a game that is like an open a shared openw world experience, but at the same time it doesn't require you to only play with other people. I think that like no game really has been able to like lock that down. Yeah, I'll use T now. Okay, so this is my big ability. Kind of suck dick, dude. I feel like that sucked big dicks. That sucked huge dicks. Oh my god, that was awful. That was terrible. Apprentice's gamor skill point is available. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? OH, WAIT A MINUTE. Pick a skill to upgrade. Okay, so I have scorch pyro ball. Okay. So, that's my first skill. I'm gonna use this uh wayfinder. Yeah, that was another game that was like this. It was cuz I'm all I'm always using my combo, right? So, it's like if that's just raw damage, it's just obviously better. Okay, good. And how many more do I need? I need one more and then I can go to the next set of mobs. I do think that, you know, a game like this, one of the things that can probably turn people off is that having like kind of just like a lot of grinding at the beginning, but maybe if like that's primarily what the game is, it's not that big of a deal. It's just kind of like my opinion. Oh, is this like a fast travel spawn? Maybe it is. Let me look and see. Okay, it's a respawn point. Okay, I don't know if I'm ready for level fives, man. Like I I'm I feel like I'm not. These are like Mer Yeah. I mean, this definitely feels like little Wow. Like you you've basically I mean you've got Murlocs basically. You've got uh Let me see what happens if I go to this Roblox. Wow. Yeah. she can go underwater, too. Can I go to this F? Okay, I got it. Oh, easy. All right, there we go. So, let's loot this and see what this is. And oh wow, man. We got a big loot situation going on. All right, do we got any new gear? Oh my, I keep getting priest gear. What the [ __ ] God damn it. Okay, well um let me look around where I need to be. Okay, so that's my respawn point and I need to go get the other sparkor. I don't know where the sparkore is. We're going to try to find him. There's like a degree of inertia with that, too. Get every class gear but mine. Yeah, exactly. I think that maybe they're trying to like do that to encourage you to trade with people or something like that. Look for a priest girlfriend in town. Maybe you're right. Yeah, dude. Like this. Oh, that one did more damage. I wonder why it did more damage that time and not the other time. Each tick regenerates 12 spark. I don't know what spark is. I guess maybe that's going to matter more later on. Okay. Um, we'll look around a little bit more. Ooh, there's a chest right there. Let me go get it. Okay. Scroll of strength. I definitely don't need that. the shop. Get a free mount. I already got it. Oh, got you, [ __ ] Easy enough. To unlock your map, go to the NPC you've been at. Well, let me let me just focus. I'm trying to just I'm trying to just do me, man. So, I feel like right now the combat, like how do I feel about the combat? It's surprisingly good. Um, it it is actually like I I think that definitely like there's like like minor like very small things. Like for example, I think that double jumping inside of your mount, like maybe that shouldn't automatically take you off your mount in case you double press it, but if the mount's instant, it's not really that big of a deal anyway. Let's add. No, I'm actually just giving my opinion. This is just what I think. Okay, so Hilda, talk to this dumb [ __ ] Okay. And what else did I I got Q. What the hell is this? A blink. Oh, that's nice. Great. Okay. Guild merchant. Who's this? Would you like to take a look at the merchandise? A small pouch. Okay. Well, I can't really do that, can I? Uh, bank, mailbox. Okay. Is there any Okay, there's no mailbox. All right, that's pretty simple. I'm still trying to find out where this Use the obelisk. Oh [ __ ] let him know. Damn. We locked it in. Okay. Oh. Oh, then it's going to tell me where to go next. Oh, so that that's crazy. All right. So, I guess I'm going to go Let me go to the island. I want to go to the island first. Okay. Um, what about this [ __ ] Did I talk to her? Oh, the sparkler. Okay. I already haven't gotten to him yet. Okay. This is where I need to go. Okay. Oh, those that's where the bees are. Okay, now let's go find them. That bee looks really powerful. Maybe that's the sparkling bee. Apex harvester. I feel like, guys, am I am I ramping? You see, I'm I'm doing like four damage sometimes. Okay, this is good. You're that guy. I might be. So, do I have to dodge these? Oh. Oh, that's crazy. All right. I'm going to be real. Like, this actually plays really well. Like, I'm This is surprising. This is This plays very well. Press Q. I don't want to see I I You told me to press it. I didn't want to do that. And now I'm I've got two guys attacking me. I didn't even mean to do that. Trying to get me killed. Why am I Why is my character a bearded gay lady? Uh that's all that you can be in this game. Okay, I got one more to kill. So, where's this purple [ __ ] I mean, I'm assuming he's right here, but I don't know. I mean, he's got to be right here, doesn't he? Let me go. Do I want to jump down and get this right now? Oh, [ __ ] it. Let's do it. Three magic orbs. Okay, I've got to go get one. There's one right there. Find them sooner or later. I get it. I'll get it done. Like I I just don't know what the hell I'm doing. I'm trying to try uh just try to play the game. Another crab. Maybe I should kill this crab cuz I don't think I finished my crab collection. There it is. Yeah, I got two more crabs I got to do. That's nice. That's so that I can go in through here, too. Do I loot this? No. I don't think there's any climbing that you have to do. You have to just do the jumps. And there's no double jump. There's nothing here. Oh, what's this? Is it a special ball for no reason? Yes. Okay. And where's the last ball? Says it's going in that direction, right? So, it should be Oh, it's underneath. I see it now. Let's get this [ __ ] Go to the shiny thing. I'm doing my best. Okay. I didn't understand that it was like a quest that I had to do to open the ball, but now I can. Now I Okay. And easy enough. All right. What's in the box? Let me guess. More mage gear or more priest gear. Mage and priest. Thank you. Okay, so we got one new piece of gear now. And I have a larger inventory. Strength. Where does it say the stats do? uh damage based on strength and critical bonus. And I'm assuming these are intellect spells, right? Uh shift more stats. I mean, like I wonder I guys, I wonder if the mage spills or interex spells, right? I mean, yeah, really really tough question there. Okay. Um let me go Jesus. I I'm actually really so good at this game already. Okay, so where's the where's the [ __ ] sparkly boy? I don't see him. I want to be able to kill his ass, but it looks like I can't. Ooh. Oh, bro. Like that's it. [ __ ] him up big time. I did. I'm that guy. Oh, I got another piece of loot. [ __ ] Y'all see what I was saying about how like Oh [ __ ] I had I had another one. Got him. All right, good. Ancient Grimmores. Gromors. All right. Uh what's this? Dexterity. Oh, that's huge. Look at that. I probably look so gay, bro. Like look how gay I look. [ __ ] Okay. Uh, let me look. Infusion overload. All right. All right. It is what it is, guys. That's the way. Look, guys. That's life. It's life. I'm big gay. I'm big gay. That's just welcome to the game. All right. So, let me turn this back in and then we'll go and do these other two little objectives here. All right. You should have selected female, bro. I feel like this game you you either pick uh female girl or uh uh I don't know like probably the third one birthing person, right? Maybe something like that. Yeah, you can't. There are no male options in this game. Okay, I got they ask how do you find them? Track some more of them. Okay, good. And what about this book of life? What does it say to do? Book of life. Oh, I think maybe I already did that. Obelisk, take actions. Okay. Uh, set point of teleportation. Okay, I guess I'll teleport to that. Let me go to the next uh the next objective. Claw in the cave. You can uncheck completed on the map. Really? Okay. Um, uncheck completed on the map. Okay, perfect. Thank you. Oh, that's an obelisk icon. Okay, got it. Wait a minute. Oh, maybe it's underneath. It's got to be underneath, right? Yeah. Yeah, I see it's underneath. It's another carb. All right, let me kill I'm I'm going to kill one more. I want to kill one more just so I I have it done. [ __ ] And so I get a decent amount of experience out of that. All right, let me I I got to level up. I got to level up before I fight big crab. Hold up. Okay, I'm at 1253, right? Okay, I'm at 1253. Where am I going to be after this? [ __ ] this. I'm just going to kill him. I'm just going to big dick him, bro. Who cares? Why you not get stunned? Teleport. Oh, this guy's [ __ ] This is easy. What is this game made for? [ __ ] girls. Holy [ __ ] What a joke. I'm actually, dude, I'm so good. This is nothing. You got to be [ __ ] to die to this. Oh. Oh. All right. Good. So, I got that done. Okay, now let's find where this next guy is. I image creek. Let's go there. Oh, don't I have another weapon? So, like logically what I should do, I should like I'm going to do scorch and then I feel like I probably should do fire blast on two. So, what happens if I help someone? Somebody kill somebody helps me. Okay, I barely get that much out of it. So now like you see like those fours now. We weren't seeing fours before. Now we're seeing fours. Before we were seeing threes like this is huge with the other items. I don't think I got any other item. I just got one thing, right? Like I mean unless I'm [ __ ] stupid. I I missed out on something. Where's the other item? I don't want that. What do you mean other item? The [ __ ] out of here. Shut the [ __ ] up. Wait, I don't have another item. Okay, so where's the image creek? Oh, maybe it's up at the top. I see fours all the time. Oh, whenever you look down, right? Let me see. What's this blue thing? Damn. Oh, so you can cast while you're rolling, too. All right, so what's this? Blue orbs. Wait, what? It says 12 blue Wait, what? Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it. I can do it. I can do it. I'm that guy. I got to focus. Divide and conquer. Damn. Damn. Okay, so now we got to go to this this other area over there. Okay. Uh, let me do that. Get on the mount. That [ __ ] was easy, bro. Like, damn. Uh, I wonder if I can fight this by myself. Damn. Damn, bro. I guess I should probably rekill these. Oh, I got a belt, too, out of that. Okay, well this is [ __ ] garbage. It gives me vitality. I don't take damage, so I don't need vitality. You know who takes damage? Retards that don't know how to play the game. That's who takes damage. That's not me, by the way. Let's go around. We're going to go to the last thing in this area. This game's pretty chill. The combat's cool. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's actually Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure there might be things I'm not doing perfectly, right? Oh, let me see. Maybe if I jump and then press F, right? [ __ ] Okay. Uh, what do I do? Like, maybe I go H. How do I get over there? I guess I got to go around then. Maybe do it like this. Seems like it's a mobile game. I mean, if you couldn't play this game on mobile, I feel like you got to get a new phone. Yeah, I mean this game is pretty it's a very simplistic game. Like you're you're right about that. It is like there's not a lot like I mean there might be more complexity in the in the end game, right? I mean I have no idea. But like just based off of what I'm seeing right now like I think this is just like uh it's a simple game which is not a bad thing. It's just it's a simple game. It's just an evaluation. Check the system requirements. Uh, the game was 5 gigabytes. Whenever I download it was only 5 gigabytes. Like you'd expect a [ __ ] massive ass [ __ ] game, right? Like nowadays you want to download a Cookie Clicker and it's like, you know, 70 gigs. So like I I I didn't even expect that. What the [ __ ] It's like little things. I wish like uh for example the fire blast didn't interrupt your your cast. Okay. Fresh. How do you get fresh blood from a slime? It is what it is. That's how How the [ __ ] did he hit me? Okay, got it. Seems like a chill game. Looks like a simplified Genchin. Isn't Genchin a simplified Breath of the Wild? There's nothing here. There's nobody here. That's where I came from. They said there's a thing here, but I don't see it. Left. Ooh. Ooh. What's this? Okay, cool. Looks like Wow. Breath of the Wild had a baby. I feel like there's a lot of people that want uh Wait a second. All right, so I need to go at the island's tip. We need to find the tip. Where is the tip? Maybe it's up over here. It's got to be over this way, right? Blob Dylan about to get [ __ ] up. Let's go. Nope. Little [ __ ] 14. The [ __ ] do you mean 14? Okay, I understand now. That was bad. No, I got to watch out. Fat [ __ ] I got to use the beam on him. I'm going to use the beam on him next time. I'm going use beam on him right now. I feel like I don't know really how good that beam is. I feel like it's not that good, Dead. Got him. Easiest game of my life. Okay. Uh let's see what we got. Strength, intellect. Uh that's more armor. I feel like I don't even really know which one's better. I think probably like I don't know what faith is like that. That's and critical strike chance and bonus. What's with strength do I feel like? So it literally doesn't matter. I'm going to just pick this off. And okay, so we got that. That's good. And so beam is for mana. Yeah, I haven't even really been paying attention to mana. Oh wait. Oh, maybe since I leveled up, I've got a uh I've got a new thing I can do here. Let me double check because there's one that's on the other side. Hit him with the [ __ ] beam. Yeah. Yeah, true. Hold the book normally. I can't. They They want That's the only way I can do it. Like Oh, I keep I keep forgetting I have a mouth. All right, let's do it. Oh, platforming. Okay. I'm just trying. I'm sorry. So, so you can move your direction in the middle of the air. Most games don't let you do that. Dev's from USA. I have no idea. The characters look like androgynous uh femininecoated blobs. So, yeah, it's probably developers from the United States if I had to guess. Oh, I feel like I should just keep killing this [ __ ] ass again, right? That way it's like Oh, that's a piece of [ __ ] I don't want that. Good controller game. Uh, I feel like it probably is. I mean, there's like probably not there's not that many buttons, right? Hayden seek. Who the [ __ ] is Hayden? I guess this is Hayden. You found me. I like hiding in remote places. Want to be friends. Okay, let me guess. Is it Is it a situation? No, it's not. All right, so I did all this in this area, right? Cuz like I feel like I I beat the island, right? I beat the [ __ ] out of this island. So now I need to go to the beach washer. Okay, let's go over there. It's kind of fun though. It's like, you know what this game kind of reminds me of? It kind of reminds me a lot of like kind of a simple gotacha game, but there's not a 3hour exposition about a story that was made to be kept up with by mentally ill middle school girls. That's kind of the way that I would say it. Uh, what's that? Are you real? No. What is this here? Gather. that's pretty good. Okay. Uh, let's go over to the beach watcher. Let's go over there. Wait, what's this purple piece of [ __ ] What's this purple piece of [ __ ] dick sucker doing? Okay. Well, I got a point. I'm kind of afraid of those [ __ ] asses hitting me, man. Oh, he does a lot of damage. All right. We got We got to be careful This guy's messing me up. Okay, let's do it. I'm getting carried. You don't need to carry me, bro. Bro, bro, let me Let me play. Hey, let me play. Okay, let's see what I got. Oh, that's actually that's just better. Straight up. It's just better. Training manual. Okay, obviously I'm going to do this here. Okay, so we want to do uh I think probably fire blast really. I think that's a good situation. And then uh burn damage. Maybe I could do burn damage as well. Like let me do burn damage cuz like AoE like I'm not doing any AoE so like who gives a [ __ ] about that? So, like what's this big old purple void thing? I guess we should probably go over there. Let's go try that out. I should probably kill some [ __ ] first, though, right? Can you solo dungeons? I I don't know. Let's find out. look around. I guess I should probably just kill these [ __ ] guys, right? I mean, I think I should. Oh, [ __ ] I got I aggroed a fiddler. I missed. You're getting solo bosses. Okay. Well, let me try I I'm assuming this is a dungeon, right? Like it's it's got to be a dungeon. So, let me just kill these guys. Maybe I should have got that AoE thing. What a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] bro. Like, damn. What a Dude, I definitely picked the right class, by the way. Like, I'm actually a mage god. beaming on him. Y'all see that? That was me. Oh, wait a minute. Did you guys see those extra attacks I did? I bet that's why I have mana. See, I don't read [ __ ] So, I bet that's probably what it is. Gather. Oh, I got to do it again. Marolds. Okay, good. All right, let's get over there. And now, let's go this way. The lost city of Ma. Prove you're ready to enter. Why don't you go in the hideout and take out their leader? I just show up, bro. So, what's this? Choose a difficulty. Okay. Well, uh, recommend a level five, man. Should I go in under left? Of course I should. Let's go. This easy. Yeah, I know. I got it. hardest or get the get the [ __ ] out. Uh, where were we? Die. Mess up. Okay, there it is. I don't know what the [ __ ] that was. All right, lost city. I made a eliminate Abselon. Nepselon. Crab ad city. Get the [ __ ] out of here, little [ __ ] He's got a little bit different animations. That's a purple, too. Oh, he's just Oh, was that an elite? Oh [ __ ] Is this another elite then? Double elite. Got you, [ __ ] Two out of 11. Oh [ __ ] I got to kill a lot of these [ __ ] asses. All right. Uh, let's kill Mr. Krabs first. These guys aren't that hard to kill. 20 damage. Oh [ __ ] Okay, we got to stay serious. Kill this guy right here. Uh, so what happens if they can't Okay, it's real simple. It's just it diagros them. Such a [ __ ] Uh, I'm going to kill the other crab first. See, like, yeah. You see how it has like those those two like little balls? I feel like that's that's the reason why I get my mana from. He's a runner of the Lost City, so he's probably going to run at me. That's what I thought. I was kind of planning on that. That's easy. I need to get some more gear, man. Like my my gear sucks. I got to get a new weapon. I haven't gotten a new weapon at all. Not looking at the balls. What balls? No balls. I'm Am I missing balls? Usually I never miss balls. No, I didn't. You guys are lying. Uh, let me look around. I guess we probably need to just keep killing these [ __ ] right? Man, who gives a [ __ ] I'm just going to pop off. Man, I am good. Jesus Christ. How am I that good? I'm out of control. Go around, idiot. Oh, I see. So, I I can't really I can't really safe spot him at all. But I know what I can do. What? Since when he get those? He learned. Yeah, they're evolving. Uh I'm just going to honestly I'm just going to fight the elite. Who cares? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. He's about to So, y'all see how it works, right? Where like they'll sit there and they'll wait for you for like a second, but like if you don't jump down, they'll reset. I think that's how it works. It's like a timer. As soon as they reach a spot where they can't engage the player, I think that's the way it's programmed. That way, you can cheat. Be real. like the uh Okay, all right. Let me go to here. Did I go to here? Can I go? Maybe I probably should go here, right? what's the ball? It seems like someone's going to spawn on me. No. All right. I was worried. Only souls enemies with this smart. Yeah. I'm looking around. That sure is a lot of [ __ ] Look at all these crabs. Damn. New skill available. What's my new skill? gain a shield absorbing. That's like insanely good, by the way. That's crazy good. Like I actually like I'm literally a wizard now. Oh, I took damage. See? See the shield took damage. Damn. And it's also So that that's basically like a 40% heal barrier that I have every minute. That's like insanely [ __ ] good. Like I'm honestly I'm going to probably start playing bad because I have that. Like I feel like I don't even need to be good at the game anymore. I wonder why I didn't dodge there. Why am I not dodging? I'm pressing the dodge button. Why? Why is it not working? I'm pressing Why am I not able to dodge a cool down? Okay, I I'll understand it over time. It'll be fine. Okay, one more. I don't know if I'm ready for this boss yet. Actually, I I definitely am cuz I'm level five now. I wonder if the bigger one is a crit. is it worth collecting all the balls, guys? Let's interrupt his cast. Got it. All right, let me eat one of the foods. It's a big food situation. You see a dash button or Oh, I see it now. I I see it. Okay, I get it. Thank you. Okay, he bugged out. Oh my god. Okay, he's dead. All right, so we got that. That's good. and look around. All right, we killed everything here. Unfortunately, we have to go all the way back up to the top. I didn't think of that. It's okay. Right. Crab cheesed you. He did. Wait, there's no way, right? Okay. I didn't know if I was supposed to like glide over to there. It looks like No, I'm not. Okay. All right. So, now we have to fight the boss as the first bad guy. Let me look around. I'm going to let my health regen passively. Actually, [ __ ] it. Let's just go, dude. Oops. Get the [ __ ] out of here. [ __ ] you. All right. So, got that. That's done. All right. It seems pretty simple if you're not [ __ ] Too bad I am. Oh, what the [ __ ] I see. I see. Oh, let me I I got to keep using the shield. [ __ ] Okay, we got two more bag uh two more bad boys and then we have the boss, I'm pretty sure. Ooh. Oh, got they ass. All right, now we have to get this. We have to be perfect here. Okay, got it. Jesus Christ. How am I this good? Okay, so there's a sea turtle around here, too. Uh-oh. Oh, I can't I I I I can't blink through Surprised I didn't got away with that. Okay. Yeah, I I He's too fat, bro. Okay, so we got that. And then we need to go over. I don't really need to kill the Mr. Krabs here. No reason to. Let's just skip them. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What's What is this? This could be a secret. It was Oh, boy. All right, we got one. We got one more. We got one more big ball. And is this it? There's no way this is it, I don't think it is. It's not. Let's go back anyway, though. I see it. Y'all see it? It's pretty [ __ ] obvious where it is. So, like if you go in the water, what happens? Nothing. Okay. Wait. Why am I No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like I I probably What? I just sink. I Well, what happened to swimming? Like I assume like cuz the thing is that I was like, "Oh, there's no way they have this much restrictions around it, right?" Cuz like it's like why couldn't you just swim around? And it's like, "Okay, now I see why it's unwaterable." Yeah. Run with this. It's simple now. Now I know what to do. No risks. I realized it didn't go in the water. And I got to glide over this. Easy enough. Oh, I think I can, right? I'm pretty sure I can. That's fine. Damn. Damn. I slingshoted myself in there, huh? It's a big ball situation. Okay, so this is the boss. We got to lock in. I got everything I need. Let me use my my shield. Do it. Hit him with that. What you going to do, [ __ ] What are you going to do, [ __ ] I I didn't know that. I got to face him. Let me get my mana up. What's wrong? What's wrong, little Got a big dick on him. Do it. See what happens. Watch this. Watch this. MLG. That's me. I'm going to hit him with fire blast. No. No. No. No. No. How much does he do for damage? Oh, he doesn't do [ __ ] for damage. Where my loot? Where my loot at? Wait, do I get anything out? Is this like something I get? No, it's not. All right, that was not so bad. Okay, let's go and loot this. And what is this exactly? Let's find out. Oh my god, what did I just get? So, I got a Oh my [ __ ] god. Taking damage has a chance of giving you Can I dual wield this? I just got a new weapon. You guys see how how many more damage this is? So, like now what happens though? Like cuz Oh, wait a minute. The weapons I have are different. You see this? Oh, [ __ ] teleport. So, it's like you you each weapon is different. It's like uh Monster Hunter, I guess. Can I do it, right? Or like New World. Okay, let's turn in. I did it. I did it. I'm the guy. I'm the guy. I can do whatever I want. Okay, so let me try and kill these guys now that I have the new spells. Oh, it's like a totem. What is this? So, I push him back. Wait, this is so much stronger. I just put this wherever I wanted to and then it just kills him for me. But why is this thing not hitting him? Why? Why it don't hit him? I I don't like this. Attack the totem. It's a good idea. Okay, I got to kill a few more of these [ __ ] asses. It's a healing totem. Maybe. Maybe. You know what I should do? I should read the spell. What do you guys think? Or is that gay? Okay. So, what does this actually heal me? Oh, it does. So, wait a minute. So, I can just sit in there and face tank Okay. Wait. That's actually what it does, though, right? Yeah. Yeah, it does. Okay. It's It's actually a healing. Okay. Um, let me kill this. Should I buy this game? It's like 15 bucks, man. It's I think it's like $17 or something. Okay, there it is. I'm going to try and kill these guys. The rest of them, too. And Oh, I need to get the chest. It's kind of annoying to not have like my big damage uh spell, but that's okay. I feel like just the dam the increase in damage that I do still makes it worth Also, like I probably don't even need to wait. So now I can just literally just fight these [ __ ] guys and it so doesn't even matter cuz I just put down the totem, right? Now just heal up. Okay. So, what's in the box? You learn the time walking. What the hell? I feel like that's probably good, right? Rune. so they're like upgrades for your A level five mysterious case. So, we have a radiant staff. I feel like I feel like this one goes a lot harder. And the reason why So, here's the reason why he's all mad. Damage it dealt to all enemies. 15 seconds fire, bro. That's That's pretty good, actually. Um, where are we? Uh, actually, that's kind of annoying. What do y'all think? It's all right. But I'm not sure really. Like I I think that the other one is kind of better. And And here's the reason why. Like basically the other one like I have utility with healing like this. I don't have utility with anything. It's only one rank. Oh yeah, you're right about that. True. So what if I what if I hit him with the big one? Wait. Oh, that's somebody else though. Okay, I think I have to kill more of these cop boys. Okay, so what if I do a little bit of Got him. Why I killed this one thing? You're a wizard, not a shaman. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of true. So, that's the fireball. I'm just not really feeling it, man. Like, I don't know really if it's better or not. I don't think it's really a big deal, right? I mean, it's all like level five [ __ ] anyway. Who gives a [ __ ] All right, so let me go. Let me go get this chest, too. That's what really matters. Don't get rid of any weapons. Level seven, you equip another one. Really comes down to play style. Yeah, I feel like just in general, that guy's pretty big. Look how big he is. That's got to be like an elite or something, right? That's a big dick. Let's get him. [ __ ] [ __ ] I aed another one. [ __ ] I was hoping I would hit the other I'm not going to die. Why am I not able to heal? Like, I can't use my [ __ ] beam. Is it cuz I don't have the mana? Yeah, it's just I don't have the mana for it. Okay, now I understand. Told you I wasn't going to die. I told you. Like people thought I was going to die. I wasn't. But man, I thought I was going to die, too. Okay. Uh, let me loot that. All right, good. And converted package lost. Convert to complete a package of sticky fins. I think I have a lot of those, Turn to a merchant. Okay, I I got to take that to a merchant. All right. I think I I killed both of these guys, right? Where can't win them all. Yeah. I mean, like I don't know, man. Like I Let's Let's focus right now. Let's focus right now on just getting this [ __ ] done. Okay. Let's go to this one here. Seaside Bastion. Let's go to there. It's probably that yellow thing. Reform's winning local elections for EUK Andes. I feel like Reform's like this the second best, right? Like behind Restore Britain, I'm pretty sure. So, like I think that's a good thing, isn't it? I would assume so. Of Nibir. The Kill enough foes to fill the gauge. Oh, yeah. These people definitely played WoW. I'm honestly feeling like I'm feeling like we ball out and we use this instead. Like I actually I I I I actually think that this this staff is better. Reason why is that so if I stand in this and I don't have to move, then I save myself time from moving. You see what I'm saying? So like it's actually a damage increase because of utility. I mean logically, right? You see what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Was a mistake. I mean do that. Watch, watch, watch. I handle everybody right That was probably a bad idea. I hit I'm hitting the wrong button. I'm actually [ __ ] [ __ ] Got it. I [ __ ] up big time there. That was embarrassing. Equipped the necklace. I got a necklace. Did I? Oh, I did. Wow. Okay. Uh, vitality necklace. Okay, that's pretty good. I didn't even see that. Thank you. There's a free mount in the glider. Yeah, I already got that. Whale. Yeah, these things have a lot of health. I wonder how much I might get for this one, though. 43 damage. That's pretty good. You guys see what I'm saying? Like, I'm not even taking damage. I I can just do whatever I want now cuz I just heal through everybody. See, I'm kind of taking a little bit too much, but it is what it is. 50% not so bad. Frost mage unite. Yeah, exactly. Like I actually think this is the most efficient way of playing right here. Uh will Okay. Clam of the tides. All right. So what does this do? What do I get? Damage bonus. Oh [ __ ] All right. Let's go with damage. Like damage is always damage is always the right decision, right? There's never a point where damage is the bad call. This [ __ ] ass is trying to get in my I think some of these mobs respawn a little bit too fast. Like this shit's quick. It's like a classic. Wow. Like the the scary zones, right? If you're playing hardcore. Yeah, I think this is like 100% the right way. Like this is some like [ __ ] like ghetto ass strategy, but it works. That does a lot of damage, man. Okay, I'm at 95%. It's almost done. [ __ ] I GOT TO MOVE IN. OKAY, so I'm full up, right? I'm at 100%. Uh, I need to kill one more of these anyway, so it should be fine. Refill your mana with T so you can shield. There's no reason to shield. Yeah, there's no reason to. Like, I would shield if I had to. I don't have to. Okay, so this is done then, right? All right, let me get this [ __ ] Look at this. Fin armor. Holy [ __ ] I don't I didn't even read that. I'm not even going to read that. I'm just going to assume it's better. Okay. Uh, where I need to go now? Away from him, apparently. Okay. So, we'll move around. Go this way. Yeah. Yeah. Is this the future or WoW? You going to play more D4? No, I'm done. Like, especially after today. Like, how how could I possibly play D4 after I saw what PoE had, right? Like, am I like a am I like a idiot? Like a like a [ __ ] or something? Like, [ __ ] no, I'm not going to do Oh, [ __ ] What's Fatty doing over here? What's this fat [ __ ] doing over here in my game? We're going to go kill him. A skunk, too. We got to kill this, too. That's a lot of He's got a lot of health, man. Damn. Okay. Um I'm trying to think like how do I handle this? I feel like I just just attack him, right? Oh, actually, let me let me kill the other ones around that way I don't have a situation. Zone does ARPG well. Uh, yeah. I mean, like, uh, PoE 2 is, in my opinion, it's the best ARPG in like on the market. It's like it's literally just the best one. Like, I I I don't know what else I'd want to play besides that. And And it's also like, let me throw Do I even need this? Like, this is like It says is $3. I'm going to just throw it away. I'm going to just kill this bear. [ __ ] Bor to be alive. I'm such a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] Okay. All right. I got to stay focused. Jesus Christ. I had the wrong button. He's going to do charge now, right? God [ __ ] [ __ ] out of my life. Get out of my [ __ ] life. There you go. That was actually kind of hard. Wild boar stew. Oh, so you can get All right, let me let me do a heal, too. and copper ore. All right, let me go to the town. Yeah, next thing. Let me go to the town. I will make sure I loot all this. Okay, perfect. Yeah, let's go to this town. Easier than Windows bores. The bores are like the hardest mobs in the game, man. Like, nah, especially those guys that run at you. Those are the hardest. Just like one shot you out of nowhere. So, this is like the little town. You all right? Pilgrim's outro. Okay. Uh, let's go. We get that done. Help her. Scott pilled him. All right. We'll get him. I'm might take a break and get some food, bro. I'm [ __ ] hungry. This game is good. I'm going to be real. Like, this is actually uh this is a good game. It is. This is actually This is really uh this is a good uh a good situation. I like this. It's well put together. Like um I didn't know about his till yesterday. Dun is keeping harder. You know, I might play more of this tomorrow even. I don't know. Yeah, I'll figure it out and see what it's like. How does the movement is good that you can go um like like there's like little things I would want different like for example the dodge counter. I want that right underneath my character so I don't have to look down to there and like back and forth, right? Like just for like eye movement. Um I don't know if you can change the UI at all, but that's one thing. And besides that, the game's called Yeah, it's called Forever $17. I mean, I've enjoyed my first day playing it, right? We'll see you tomorrow. Yeah. I hope to be on tomorrow. What would you change about it? I would change it to where if you're in the middle of casting a spell, you can't perform another action and then interrupt the spell. And if you're if you're casting a fireball, you can't like hit the button for like a fire blast and it cancels fireball. It does a fire blast. That' be one thing I would say. Tell me. Yeah, that that's that's really on besides that. Oh, no. Do I hit [ __ ] Iranian ports? Of course I did. Iran's been [ __ ] around, bro. I've been [ __ ] around for years. [ __ ] around for literally years causing problems. Queing. Yeah, spell queuing. Is there a great sword? I don't know. Is this an MMO? It's an MMO light. I'd say it's a This game remind me a lot. The game I could really compare it to would be Wayfinder. I felt like that was a game that died and it shouldn't have died. It was a good game, but not enough people played it. Is that what happened? Brain not turn off and grind game. Yeah, it is. What you made? Yeah, I am. We find our fell hollow. But yeah, it's a good game. I think that these guys like they can keep developing this. This is a good idea. We finally got dropped cuz the issue with the devs. the game died because well, people couldn't play the game at the beginning and then there was drama about the game being pay to win and then after that the publisher dropped them like the publisher went out of business or something like that and then they re-released the game as like a solo experience offline and apparently it was really good but I had already finished the rest of Digital stream. Yeah, digital stream is the game. Yeah, D. It was remade single. Yeah. Yeah, it was online. It was like a like Monster Hunter Wilds. from Resident Evil 4 tomorrow. No, I tell people a day ahead of time before I start playing. This game we're talking about. It's called um fair ever slot second weapon 2030. Yeah, I might try it out. I don't know really what to expect. Top two jerky flavors. Terry, I I like peppered jerky the most gameplay off stream right now. I've been playing a lot of uh or what the [ __ ] that game called? Uh never. I'm like almost done with it. Uh probably not. I'm might probably 60% of the way though. All the characters. Yeah, I did. Think there would be a game you love more than WoW? I don't know. You beat Mandreora? Yeah, I did. There's so no DLC with sword cosmetic. I have no idea about that. Is he Mark Hamill's blue sky post? No. Probably something stupid, right? I'm sure it is. I feel like uh he's fresh. He's just your typical libtard. That's just really it. Like a Trump hater libtard. I wonder what these people are going to do with their lives after Trump retires. Who they going to get mad at? Dustin normal life for 50 years maybe. I don't know. Hey Rubio Nets. No, I think Trump has a lot of I mean people that don't like him are right in some of their criticisms. Oh yeah, they are. Like Trump's really funny. He's entertaining, but it'd be good to have somebody new in there. Maybe younger, more locked in. Charge eventually turning his own party. I think that so much of their identity is just built on being opposition to Trump. There's not even really not really anything beyond that. Those pants are so good, man. Yeah. I think that the liberals and Democrats and all those people like the overfixation they have around Trump. I think it's bad because like like basically all of their rhetoric and like their ideology just hinges around like but Trump did this. So, it's like when he's not in office anymore, like what are you going to do? You see what I'm saying? Politics going to be boring whenever Trump is gone. That's fine. Just do something else. you vote for this policy Trump wanted, that's exactly what they'll do. Well, what I'm saying is that like I think that there's a lot of people that they don't even hate the Democrat the Republican party or Republican ideas. They just really really really don't like Trump. I think it's a huge factor, like a crazy massive factor. Who? A lot of like uh the deranged uh people, especially with boomers. Yeah. A lot of boomers are really stupid. I'm a trash as a merchant. Yeah, maybe I will. But I got to go and get some other [ __ ] done. I'll be back on tomorrow. Same time as always. As always, we get back to it. Thank you gentlemen for watching. I appreciate it. And I will see y'all tomorrow. All right, boys. Peace. Sip.