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All right. How do you guys feel about this zone? Like you've got the nice vista for like the uh the open shore and everything. I think that's good. Bit rate. I think the bit rate should be fine, right? Let's turn it down a little bit here. Increase field of view. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do that right now. Actually, let me do field of view. Field of view. Okay. I'm going to do the right here. Hopefully that makes it better for you guys, right? And I'll try to turn the camera less quickly. I just looked over and sometimes it can create a little bit of tearing. Okay, so building. All right, so I need to make a bonfire. And I will do my bonfire right here. And okay. And so let's see. What do I do next? Oh, I have to select a structure. Okay. And what did it say to make? Enter building mode to Okay, I I can just make anything I want. All right, so we're going to make a workbench. And we'll put it right there. And then what else do I need to make? I can make a cooking thing. And I don't have the wood and I don't also have the crafting. So now let's open this up and we will look at what I need to make. I can make a stone axe and I can make a pickaxe. So, the first thing I need to do is make the stone axe and the pickaxe, which means that I have to loot rocks and loot sticks. We're going to get the pickax. We're going to get the axe first. Oh, that's an elite boar. I can tell he's elite just because of how fat he is. Probably not elite, but you know, it is what it is. It's another boar. Okay. And I think that we have enough of these now, right? Let me double check. Okay, let me go over there. I'm going to do it right now. Can you punch a tree? That's a good question. No. Okay, so I actually do have to I I have to do it my own way. It's not like Rust where you can use the [ __ ] the rock. Okay, so building and then Oh, wait. I'm doing the wrong thing. Okay, let's go over here and we're going to make a axe first and then we cannot make a uh a pickaxe yet. So, let me go back. I'm going to equip this right now. There we go. Okay, so now we're going to cut down a couple of trees. I'm 200ing this uh this tree, too. Oh, the trees can hurt you. Holy [ __ ] The tree did actually a lot of damage. Oh, damn. Okay. All right. If I cut down this big tree, this should solve all of my wood problems for the rest of my life. Oh, it shows it's like it shows how much it's cut down. Look how small it is. Look at that. That's too realistic. Yeah, it is. I got to step away. Do you guys want to see what it's like if I actually like let it hit me? I can do that. Okay, there it is. Great. All right. Uh, I'll cut down one more and I'll see how much damage it does. That's not so bad. But it's not like Valheim where it just like insta kills you. I think by the way at the beginning it should instakill you. It should that way it it that develops character. It develops awareness. It develops accountability for mistakes. You need to have that. Okay, let me make my pickaxe, too. And we've got uh pickaxe. All right, let's make that right now. Repair kit. Oh, that's for ships. We don't need to worry about that. Rope and coarse fabric. I'll think about that later. Let's look at crafting the other items. Okay, we'll make a campfire as well. And then we'll also Oh, we need to make a tent. Okay, let's get a tent up here. There we go. There's our tent. And I need one more coarse fabric. Wait, do I do I craft coarse fabric? I do. Okay, I'm going to craft infinity of them. All right, there we Oh, that was fast. Oh, so it's insta craft. Well, that's convenient. And we will make our weapons bench as well. And armor and clothing. I need a roof. I need a woof. Okay. So, the next thing I need to do probably is I need to kill some trees. And then after that, yeah, if I kill trees, then I'll be able to I'll be able to build. So, that should be the next step. That should be the next step. You have to remember like this is this is before global warming mattered. Like we don't even care about that or know what it is. Like this guy probably thinks the earth is flat. It doesn't matter. Let's cut down the big one. Grass and wood. Yeah. How many trees are you guys thinking? I'm thinking like I'm thinking five trees. Oh, it is flat. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. I thought it was round six or seven. You know what? [ __ ] you. We are going to do six or seven trees now. We are. You want to be an annoying little [ __ ] We're going to do it. So, that was uh that was five trees. Wait, did this one not fall down? Wait, is this tree so erect that even standing on its own, it doesn't even fall down? Oh, I ruined it. Damn. Somebody says it's really hard wood. I guess so. Okay, where are we at? That was four trees, right? So, we got uh two or three left. Okay, let's get this one done next. Oh, this is a small tree, too. I like those. Okay, and we'll do one more after this. How much do you need to chop to make a boat? I don't know. Like probably a boatload. You like that? Okay, let's go over here. Oh, I can actually get some of this uh this fiber at the same time, too. We can menac. It was a good one. I know. Thanks, man. Okay, we have now cut down six or seven trees. And now we will build our house. And there's no way. Actually, let me just do I'm going to ruin it, but we're going to we're going to cut one more down. I think we have to. Okay, cuz I want to make sure like we have an open area. Make sure we kill all these. Kill that tree. Kill this tree. Kill that tree. Okay, those are not trees. All right, perfect. One more. And one more right here. Gotcha, [ __ ] All right, perfect. This looks like a house set for a king. Well, not quite. Let me Let me kill one more. Can you eat the trees? Why did the one shaped like a dick make you think about that? I don't think you can. Okay, so now let's look at storage and beds. We don't need that right now. And fours and walls, foundations. Okay, wait a minute. Foundations for sticks and foundation for peers. Okay. What are we thinking, guys? I think we do. I think we just do the stick foundation, right? I mean, cuz maybe maybe you know what? Maybe we should do the wood because like the sticks. Yeah, I I I I think we could do stick walls, but I think wood we're going to do a 4x4. Okay. Seems like the best option. two three that'll be 16 total and 16 * 2 is [ __ ] ass. It's 32 wood and I have more than 32 wood. So the 67 guy was actually right. Okay. Um let me kill these trees real quick. level docking. Well, we're not docking yet. That That's not till uh that's not until they start getting published by a Western studio, I think. Don't these guys that made the game? Like, didn't people say they lived in like one of those like uh like Eastern European countries or something? Uh I don't know. Let's dock. No. Okay. Uh let's see here. Yeah, they did. Yeah. So, this game's going to be based. Okay. So, let me go down. All right. So, we built oursel a little area here. And then we're going to do the walls. And I am going to make the walls with pieces of [ __ ] Okay. Wall sticks. Large. Wait, this is large wall. That's not a large wall. The [ __ ] are you talking about? It's a large wall. What is a normal wall? That's not a wall. What the [ __ ] Okay, whatever. Wait a minute. Is there a way that I'm supposed to do this? I guess it doesn't really matter, right? Oh, I wonder. Wait a minute. Oh no. I wonder if maybe these won't be able to support a wall like a roof. I guess we'll find out really soon. And we're going to make it too high. There we go. Oh, this is looking really good. I probably made this house I don't know, guys. I think I made it a little bit too big. I do. Like I don't I don't think it's it it needed to be this big, but that's okay. Hopefully this can be my main base. Okay, so now we need to do a roof and roof all pieces. Okay, good. And I am going to have to get more of these unfortunately. Can I do a lower roof? It looks like I can't. Um All right. Wait, how am I even supposed to do it up there? Oh, I see. I see. Okay. And so it should be three, right? Look at all these. This actually looks really good. It's a nice place. Okay, I think that's about where it needs to be, right? I'm going to be honest, guys. I think I'm already really good at this game. I do. Like, this is this is impressive that I was able to do this this fast. Okay. And before it gets dark outside, let me turn off the building mode. And I've got to I've got to kill more of these because the fibers like each fiber I can build one thing with. [ __ ] That's a level three bore, too. Stupid [ __ ] boar. Suck my dick. Okay. Uh anyway, let me go back and kill this. I had to lock in to kill him. Um I've got 74. And let me go ahead and just see what it's like to do the stone as well, cuz I haven't done that yet. Oh, I guess it's I for inventory, not B for bag. Okay, so let's practice and see what this is like. Oh, that was nice. Damn. Damn. Look at that. That was really good. Oh, and then you Oh, I've got the clay, remember? Wait, did I just get co Oh, I just hit that and it gave me coconuts. Oh, that's nice. I guess I'm going to cut all these down right now, too. I might as well. It'll take a little bit longer, but that's okay. Maybe I'll need I I will need the clay in the future for something. So, I might as well just kill it now, and that way I can farm it later on if I want to use it then, too. You got to be smart. Yeah, they respawn. Yeah, I in some games like it doesn't like in Valheim resources generally don't respawn. So like at the beginning I I thought that's the way this game worked but apparently not. And then we can start balling out making ingots. Oh yeah, you're right. You're right for making like a furnace. That's a good idea. Am I sponsored? No. not playing the game cuz I think it's a good game. Uh I uh I had a couple of DMs with the developers, but um you know, like I think something else happened, like maybe the Iran war happened and uh we ended up not doing something, but I was going to do something. So yeah, that's kind of what happened. As always, I flaked out something else happened. Early access. Yeah. Yeah, the early access for the game is out because you remember like I tried this game out as a demo and it was Oh, we got banned. Oh, yeah. I did get banned. That's right. I forgot about that. Okay. And let me just do a little bit of How about stairs? Uh, wait. What? Uh, damn. [ __ ] It's fine. I'm just going to ignore it. Okay. Uh, that should be good. And now before it gets nighttime out, we're going to finish up our building. Okay. So, we need more roof. And let us re-roof the other side. I think this will be more than enough. We'll find out. Now it's ruined. No, you just don't look at it. Oh [ __ ] I might need to do two more. I do. I didn't plan on this. I think I'm going to still have enough, Okay. And then we'll go to this side. Yeah, this house is way too big. Okay, we did it. So, we built our house and now we need to build the bed. So, we have the bed right here. Let's go ahead and get the bed. I'm going to put that right here. And then, what was the other thing I wanted to make, too? Uh, the armor. What was the armor and crafting that I was going to do that with? I don't remember. Okay. Um, roof required. So, how do I get rid of something? Usually, it's that. Okay. Yeah, it is. Okay. And I'm actually just going to get rid of these, too. I'm going to get rid of that. And I'm going to get rid of Maybe I need to have that out here. So, I'm just going to keep that in. So, now that I deconstructed those, I can remake them in here. So, a workbench. We're going to put that right here. I'm going to laugh cuz this is probably exactly the way I built it the first time. I have like a way of doing things with everything. And then we have this right here. And disassembly table. Copper ingots. Okay. Well, I don't have a copper ingot. Uh what is this here? A bed. Storage. a basket. Okay. Uh let me make one. Actually, I'm going to make two storage baskets just in case I need them. Need lighting. Uh you guys want me to have lighting in here? Okay. Um Oh, dude. That honestly that does look really It does like I put one right in the middle too. Damn. I don't know about the one in the middle. I I don't like the one in the middle. Let's get rid of that one. It just it doesn't feel like it's the right place for it to be. It's like in the way and it's a fire hazard. Yeah. Uh I would say this is Yeah, this is probably a fire hazard. I would agree with that. Okay. And so let's see what else I can build after that. Okay. So storage, we have that done. Floors, we have this done. Walls, we have that done. Pillars, we have this done. Actually, I don't really care about that. And windows, nobody cares. decoration, seeding, farming, pre-built. Oh, I could have just built the They So, I could have just built the entire house like that. Okay, well, that's great. And what else do we need? Well, how the [ __ ] do I build? What the hell? What does it say to do? New discoveries available. Oh, great. So, I got all this adventure journal craft new boots. Oh, okay. So, I'm not ready to do the next thing yet. So, let me make the boots now. And survivors boots. There it is. Okay. Now, what do I do? Mine copper ore in the nearest cave. Okay, let me do that. Sorry, I'm like I'm messing up my buttons. Okay. And I'm going to take some of this. I'm going to put it inside of here. And I'll put my wood in here, my fibers in here. Put that in here. Put this in there. Clay. All of my full slots. We're just going to get rid of. I don't need a shell. Coconuts. So, we probably don't need coconuts with this. Uh, I don't really think I want to use a gun, do I? You need light. Bring logs. Well, I can always just get bonus logs, right? It shouldn't be a big deal. Okay, so we need to go and mine copper ore. This looks like it could be a cave right here. And it's not. Okay. Uh, let's look at the next place. That looks like it could be a cave. Look at that. Um, I'm going to just kill this thing right now. Damn, I killed that. It didn't even hit me. Okay, let's go inside. Left some bonus logs in the toilet earlier. Shut the [ __ ] up. that's all copper. Holy [ __ ] Do you guys see how much I just got? Oh my god. Look at this. Wow. Okay. And so I have to break through this too or copper ore good [ __ ] See, this is what kids seem to be doing. If if a kid doesn't understand like algebra by the time that they're like 15 years old, we just need to send kids uh into here and that way uh they can do something that will be useful. Yeah, they they can turn big rocks into little rocks. It'll be good for them. Oh, I my stamina come back. It build. They say it builds character. Turn off the light. Well, I don't really know. Like, do I need to do that? I mean, I just pretty much look in here and I just hit it, right? Jesus. I There's so many of these. What's my inventory situation at? Oh my god, I'm almost full. Okay. Well, I'll just finish whenever I Oh, this is a huge cave. Oh my god. Wait, what the hell is that? Oh, it's just a stone. Okay, never mind. Jesus. I didn't expect to get as much as I did. I thought I just get a little bit. All right. And just one, two pieces there. Got it. Okay. And that is full inventory. Okay. Great. So, let's go back now. I think it was this way, right? Oh [ __ ] Ki, thanks for the raid. I appreciate it. Hi guys. Hello. Hello everybody. We're playing a video game. I know. I know. I don't do that a lot. Oh, clay. Oh, they show clay on the map. Oh, wow. What the [ __ ] Okay, that's good. All right. Well, let's go back to the base. Hello, guys. We're playing Windows. This game is based. Jesus, that guy got destroyed. Dodo egg. We don't need dodo eggs. All right, let's run back. Hello, gentlemen. The game's been good so far. So, I have to smell copper and uh copper ingots. How do I do that? Okay. Uh refining to function properly. Okay. So, charcoal and then smelting. So, let's go ahead and we're going to do one charcoal and we'll do one smelting just to start off with right now. Wait. Oh, this is the guy from the ship. I remain at your service. I'm glad to see you, Captain. You hired me but a day before we sailed. So, allow me to know how it's going to ship surgeon. Okay. How'd you end up here? Okay, great. I managed to comeander a boat and escape. I ran into you. Let me stay in your camp. Okay, sure. Uh, any ideas on how to get out of here? I saw a few ships run around, but some of them still look salvageable. Managing the repairs through us would be a tall task. Pirates took many prisoners, not just me. We must free them. Okay, so I've got to go and free the pirates. We've got to make a uh I have to be the king of the pirates, basically. Um, I'm thinking that for charcoal, let's go ahead and let's do like 50. I think that seems reasonable. And then for smelting, what I'm going to do is since I can very clearly craft from inventory, I'm going to put all of this stuff away. And then I can loot more of it later on. Actually, I'm just going to put everything away except for my food, obviously. Okay, all that should be As D gold, I know that that's from uh the what do you call it? That one thing. Let me get a little bit more clay. It seems like I need more clay. It says there's clay here, right? Yeah, there is. So, I'm thinking that we double up right now. We double up with like uh furnaces and that way we can make our stuff. Yeah, the one thing Oh, the Yeah, the One Piece thing. Exactly. I've never watched One Piece. Like that's like one of the only animes that like actually that's not true. I've seen there's a lot of anime I haven't watched. I stopped watching anime when I felt like anime was all about people vicariously pretending to be Japanese school girls or dating Japanese school girls. I just like thought it was kind of gay, you know? Like I I mean why would I do that if like I I mean but then and you know what got me back into it was Berserk. Now I watched Berserk and I was like this is [ __ ] awesome. This is I love this. This is so good and it's it's my favorite manga anime of all time uh by far. One Piece has none of that. Yeah. I just don't know about it. Like my dad watched the One Piece um what do you call it? He watched the One Piece Netflix show cuz he unironically was one of those boomers that was like, "Well, if it's not liveaction, it's like a cartoon. I want to watch a cartoon. I'm a grown ass man. What am I doing watching cartoons for?" And so he never he never got into it. Oh, I get coconuts. Live action is actually fire. Yeah, he loved it. I actually recorded him I recorded him giving a review of it and I don't know if I ever showed it to you guys but it was actually like right before we took him to like a doctor or something and he was like yeah he was like yeah I [ __ ] love this movie it's so awesome and then I like I tried to like oh maybe we can watch the anime together. He's like oh no no for no it's like a cartoon. Okay so Dad Pires there's a lot of videos of him that I I haven't shown I I'll do that eventually. I will uh I look forward to it. Okay. And let's go ahead and get the charcoal right here. And I'm assuming ash will probably be used for Okay. So, it's 4:1 for a ratio. And because of that, I think that we'll probably be looking at maybe making another one of these like two furnaces. And maybe can I make Yeah, I'm going to make another one of these, too. I might as well just double up on everything. And then we'll add in way more wood as well. And as soon as I finish with this, we can make even more copper. And now I have my first copper barn. What do I do now? Craft a Malay weapon. A Malay weapon. Okay. So, create upgrade worker. Okay. Let me see. How do I do that? Is there a weapons bench? There is. So, I need a weapons workshop and I'm going to need more wood for that. So, while I'm what I'm going to do right now is I'm going to kill some of these trees. You know what? Let me try with the gun. Oh, I don't have any bullets. That's too bad. Okay, whatever. Is the game good or mid? I think that this is the It's one of the most faithful like it it's a pirate game. It It's a pirate video game. And I mean that as a compliment, not as like a reductionary thing. Like I It is a pirate video game. Like you can build a ship. There's sea shanties. You're fighting Blackbeard. It's the whole experience. So, if that's something that you like, then you're going to have a good time. Like, it probably doesn't have like And it has multiplayer components to it as well, like group building, you know, you can build like treasure island, stuff So, like if that's something you want to do, then I feel like it seems like this game is going to be able to deliver that, right? I mean, I I've only played the demo, so I'm not like a huge expert. I'm just talking about it from my limited perspective. Is it okay to be a pirate? To pirate a pirate video game? No. You should buy the game. It's a small developer. It's only like 20 bucks. It's on sale, right? Like I I think it like I mean if you've got to pirate a game cuz you're broke. Like I think everybody gets it, right? Everybody understands it. But like if you've got the money, like you should buy video games if you've got the money. Unless it's made by like a studio that sucks, then Well, I mean, I guess you should still buy it, but like, you know, for Yeah. I mean, 30 bucks. I mean, yeah, like this is a game you're going to get more than 30 hours out of if you play the whole thing. At least it seems that way. Are we all time broke? People are insanely broke now. Like, it it's actually it's so bad. It's crazy how bad it is. Like I I've talked to like people like friends of mine and everything and there's like so many people that like literally just have no [ __ ] money to do anything. I think what sucks about it, let me just clear these out that are like near my camp and then I think we'll have enough. Like there's like so many people that like they just I think the issue is like people don't have anything to like look forward to, right? It's like you just work at like a job and you don't get anything out of a job other than like a paycheck like barely sustenance and like you're probably living on debt anyway and it's just awful. Like I I I couldn't even imagine it. Actually, I could I used to live that way, right? I mean, a long long time ago and it sucked. Like I'm not really ever surprised if I hear people saying that like, you know, they hate capitalism or whatever. Like I mean you have somebody that lives in like you know a shitty apartment and everything like you know they can't do anything for themselves like of course they're going to hate capitalism right you could say that's kind of their fault. You kind of be right but at the same time like it's understandable. I'm being sued by credit card companies. Oh really? You're on that level? You should have never tried to talk to them. Never try and talk to them, man. Because if you feed them, they keep coming back. Never feed them. Okay. And now we've got this. Let me just max this out. Okay. And we're going to make as much copper as we possibly can. Okay. I'm going to make a little bit more of this. Let's see. 26. Yeah. And we'll do maybe a little bit more. Okay. So, these are both getting done. And let me get more of this, too. probably get the ash as well. There it is. And I'm going to try and I'm going to I'm going to do all this. And let me see also what I actually need. Oh, I need five of them. I know that. Do I have five yet? I have one. Okay. No, I don't. Wait, I thought I had more. I only have one. The [ __ ] Oh, I only made one. That's right. Okay. Okay. So, we wait for this to craft, then we're good. Open a homeless center for chugs only. The thing is that like I could probably do that and make money off of it if it was a third world economy. Cuz like I would love to I would love to do that for like all the like loser gamer chuds out there that don't want to get a job. they can't get a job because like you just you you can't stop saying slurs and so as gold has to take care of you and so like we could have like a whole gamer Chud reservation. Yeah, that'd be a good idea. You guys like that? Yeah. So, what happens if this thing hits me and I'm like right here? I I honestly if they have the tech for it, they should make it to where like the acceleration actually kills you. I got bonked. I did. And we're just waiting for the copper to get uh to get made. Does that have multiplayer? Yes, it does. Uh we actually looked last night. So, my mods and I were going to make a like a server for the community, but we looked into it and servers can have up to 10 people, which we were like, "Oh, that's pretty good, right?" But like it wasn't the size that we were really looking for. If we were able to make a server that had like 100 people on it or something like that, we would do it. But the reality is that like who really cares about that? Like it's basically a streamer thing. Like other than streamers, nobody's even thinking about that. Let me try and put together some of these stacks. Move that in. Put that in. Put this in. We're going to keep the coconuts for now. And I'll put the clay away, too. Okay, good. So, now we should have enough. Oh, we have eight bars. Oh, wow. Okay, this is great. I'm going to queue up some more of these and then Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I was worried it wasn't crafting anymore. And then I think we should be fine. So, how many do we have? Five. There we go. Okay. And then we'll do the rest of those. Perfect. And we're almost out of copper ore yet, but not yet. Okay. And now we're thinking about our weapon crafting table. So, where is that weapon swift workshop? And I'm going to put that I feel like I feel like it should go over here. I like it being over here. And what do we need? get a sbar. H I mean I I guess I just make one of these, right? So if it's 210 slash and what does mine do? My weapon is 190. Okay, so that's a pretty good increase. So obviously the hide I wonder where the hide comes from. It comes from fat [ __ ] over here. We're going to sneak up on him. I wanted to loot the sweet potatoes. I got distracted. Oh my god. Okay, we've got to get our food up. Oh my god, I got Did I just get one tapped by a boar? Holy [ __ ] That wasn't even close. Oh, bro. I'm getting spawn camp, too. It seems like the programming is that they're just I I I I don't I I don't think I figured it out. I thought I did. I didn't. Oh All right. All right. That's a death. Oh no. I only got one rough hide. This means I have to kill another boar. Okay. So, how do I eat food? Wait a minute. Let me go Let me go to my my cook thing and I'm going to cook food. Okay. Okay. Bacon and eggs. That seems really [ __ ] simple. Doddo broth and it gives me more health. Five vitality. Okay, that seems really good. Let's get that. And let's let's make dodo broth and skewered meat. Um, okay. I'm just going to keep these for now. And let me use this food. So, how do I Oh, it's it's okay. I ate that and I ate this, right? Oh, dude. Look at my health now. I'm actually ready. I'm ready to kill Bors now. I'm so ready to kill Bors. I'm going to kill a Dodo anyway. Okay, they're dead. I mean, I might as well, right? Especially if I need this to uh to get that that vitality food. I feel like it's just the right decision. Still got one tapped. I'm not going to get one tapped. What are you talking about? I literally got twice as much [ __ ] health. There's no way boores are that powerful. Where's the other boar? Where the boar at? That's a fat [ __ ] Got to lock in. Lock in. I have to pretend like it's a dating website. I dodge every single one. Okay. Got it. There it is. Three bores defeated. So, the food actually made me better at the game. Wait, where's this guy dead from? I wonder I wonder if it's like one of those things where Ooh, what's this? Whoa. What was this? What's this? You don't know what? You don't know anything. [ __ ] Oh, this is an elite bird, too. More like an elite [ __ ] Okay, let me loot this. There we go. And I don't need to do anything over there. That looks really nice. Okay, now we got all the uh all the different things we need. Make some stone bullets, bro. So, you think you want me to just shoot the boar in the head with a gun? I feel like that's probably a good idea. I feel like that probably be smart, right? You just shoot them. Yeah. Okay. All right. I'll do it. We'll make a little bit of rock. We We get I mean, we got some rocks anyway, right? So, we might as well. Okay. Oh, there's a comfort level as well. And now let's look over here. I forgot even what I was supposed to do. Oh, I have to make a a Malay weapon. Okay, a saber. And I'm just going to craft this right now. And I've got my saber. Uh, inventory maybe. Yeah, inventory is full. Let me go ahead and put that away. Oops. I don't want to get rid of that. Okay, there we go. All righty. And we have our sword. Uh upgrade your work your weapon. All right. And let's upgrade. And I need to get more copper ingots. And I have a lot of them already. So I don't even need to worry about that. So we'll go and do this right now. There we go. Well, I thought upgrade your weapon at the weaponsmith workshop. I I I just did that, right? Oh my god, I didn't have it equipped, so now I have to upgrade it again. [ __ ] ass. This is ruining my entire life. Give me a minute. Wrong weapon. No, you can't upgrade the other one. That's fine. I'll just do it again. It's not a big deal. No, I got to go back out and I got to kill another boar. I got to kill another boar. Wait a minute. I said I was going to use the gun. Let me use the gun. Give me a minute. Copper bullets. We're not going to use those. That sounds awful. Okay. And we're going to make make five, right? 25 uh 25 bullets. That's huge. Okay. And rope. We don't need any of that. Let's not worry about it. Shovel. I want to make a shovel. And the reason why is that I think like logically, right? Let me actually make I'm also going to make a copper uh a copper axe because like I it like I'm going to be doing much more tree cutting than I am uh other cutting. Pull out your sword. Uh, that's good. Okay. Uh, check the shipwreck sites. Rescuing the crew. Okay, good. So, let's look where we need to be. Oh, [ __ ] Wait, so is it boat time? Is it boat time? The ship's ready, Captain. I mean, am I really going to go on the high seas with this rinky dink piece of [ __ ] Like, I I don't know if this is the right call. Okay. So, all right. Here's what we do. We We're going to hit two of these. We're going to see what's going on there. Then after that, [ __ ] this. [ __ ] this. Let's go. Uh, place an arc. let's just do it. Okay. Um, I I thought I thought I was going to have to craft the little one. I didn't know this. I I I have food, right? Yeah, I got food. Okay, I've got 15 minutes of food. Is this a trap? Now you can sail your boat. Okay. Now, I'm going to be real. I think you should have to craft your first boat. I don't like the idea that you can just call it. I think you should have to craft it. It just feels right to me. It feels right. Like, and I know it makes the game harder and but like I think it makes sense though, right? But am I crazy say that? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Right. Yeah. Okay. All right. Good. I'm not I'm not crazy. Are you going in a straight of Hormuz? Uh, let me see. Are there any bombs? I don't see any mines. Seems like we're fine. It's early access, though. Yeah, I know. That's why I'm giving my feedback. It's my It's so point [ __ ] [ __ ] You piece of [ __ ] You You Wait. What? Wait. What just happened? Oh. Oh, I see. I see. I see. Okay. So, wait. What do I do? How do I loot this? It's just a barrel in the water. So, do I need to go nearby it? I'm afraid to get in the water. I'm going to go. I'm getting to it. Right. Come here. Lost 12 wood. I could have gotten that in onetenth the time just by sitting there and [ __ ] cutting down trees. But no, no. I got to get the other one, too. Even though I probably don't need it, I'm going to get it anyway. Massive waste of time. But there's an oral loss by not getting it, so I have to get it. So, we got to get the boys all together and that way we can build ourselves a ship. Okay. Another big wood situation. And now we've got to turn over and we have to go over. Okay. This is where I am in the sea. I wish it would show me that in my my little thing, my compass, but that's okay. Is that the gaze of Hormuz? No. Uh, that's called Skull and Bones. That's a totally different game. Easy to confuse, though. Okay. I'm literally going the wrong way. All right. Yeah. Okay. Now, now we're going the right way. We will not be led astray with 10 wood barrels again. Okay. And we'll look around. See if there's anybody else around. No, there's good. Feel like I'm getting led off track. So, the wanderer can actually move you off track on its own. It's not like the water. It's hard for me to describe this, but like you know in video games where like if you're drunk in a video game and like your character walks like this, the water does work that way in this game where like it moves the uh the pathing of your character. The water's dope. Yeah, I like it. It's good. Like I didn't really know what to think about it, but I I I do enjoy that a lot. I think that's a good way of doing things. The ocean's nice. Yeah, it is. How close am I? Okay. Um I feel like I'm Moses. Oh, I see it now. Okay, good. Trying to find it. He He found that was Israel, right? That Moses found. Was that Israel? Is that what they call they call Israel after that? Does the wind rise? Uh I don't know. Yeah, it was. Okay. So, we have to find Israel. Okay. Yeah, this is it. Do you like water? Do you drink water? Uh, I don't not drink water. I drink water sometimes. Not a whole lot, but sometimes I do. I actually um I drink water more than people might expect, but probably not that much more than people would expect. No coffee. This is going to sound crazy and nobody's going to believe this. I've never drunk coffee in my life. I've maybe had one sip one time ever. I swear to God. Never. Cap. I No. No. I I know. I know you you don't believe this. I'm telling you the truth. Like I I literally never have norm cuz like all I do is Damn, bro. This is pushing me around. Now, this is what the game needs. I don't know if it has this a kraken like a giant [ __ ] sea squid. That would be insane. Don't start. It's so addicting. So, if I get if I get got I'm actually Oh, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to set up camp. I'm going to set up camp so if I die here, I can just respawn because like if I have to go like from all the way like back and forth like I'm literally going to like want to kill myself. So I'm we're not going to do that in a video game. I mean obviously big brain. Yeah. Like and I know that they had like Can I do a build? No. There was like a a fast travel thing. Um uh uh guys. I thought something went wrong. And I I do think there should be high seas that just kill your boat. They just kill your boat. There should be like those big [ __ ] tsunami waves and like if you have like a gallion or like a dreadnot like quality ship then like you are the bad guys. Those is the bad guys. Okay, we got to watch out for them. We're not ready for them yet. Those the hoofies. No, they're not. I'm the Houthies. Okay. So, there's got to be Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, there's like a few on this island and a few on the other. All right. So, let's go ashore. I'm back, boys. Okay. And where's my camp? Oh, I got to get fibers. And what I'm going to do is I'm going to put myself a tent right here. And I'm going to set this as my revival point. So if I die or something bad happens, I'm prepared. Charging boar. What's he charging? Okay, I'm thinking right now his laser. Oh my god, that's a big boy. Here, let me All right, fat boy. Do it, fat boy. Stupid fat. Jesus Christ, bro. Like, I think I'm that guy. Oh, Misty Orchidos. we'll loot this. And what's over here? Wait, is this my crew? Those are crabs. That's not my crew. Oh, [ __ ] My food. Okay. And let me um actually I'm not going to refood yet. Oh, that's a star. Wait, wait a minute. That's an elite crab. Ship wage. Okay, this one's beyond saving. Okay, leave. All right, so I did that. And it says there's something over here, but maybe I have to interact with something. Let me see. let me Yeah, I'm going to food right now anyway cuz like I mean this is I mean this is an elite crab. You never know what to expect. I think I'm going to raise my stamina, by the way. Like whenever I get my level. Oh, I'm out of stamina. I'm going to full up. Got him. I've just barely killed him in time. Okay. Should I use my gun? Here we go. I'm going to use it. 195. Oh, I took it. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm [ __ ] up. I'm [ __ ] up. I am [ __ ] up now. Okay, I'm not dead. I'm a champion. I'm a champion. I locked in. Okay. And let's look what we've got here. Uh ship. Okay. So, do I need to destroy this? Is there something inside the barrel? It looks like I didn't get anything out of that. Is there durability for my my weapons? No. Okay, good. Is the game better than Valheim? I've been playing it for like less than an hour. So, uh, like Valheim is like a generational game. It's probably one of the best survival games I've ever played. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, let me focus on this. Provosions, medicine. Okay, so what do I not need? I I I don't really need my my weapon, right? I mean, actually, give me one second. Let me just take a step back. Okay, inventory. Okay, I don't really need I don't need two rocks and I don't need Oh, I brought the shovel for some stupid reason. God damn it. It doesn't matter. Okay. And Cayenne, we might need that for crafting. I'm going to get rid of my sword. Obviously, it seems useless. And that's two slots, so that should be more than enough for now at least. Okay, good. And how do I is there a way that I get my food back? Oh, you know what I might have to do? I might have to like maybe build a bonfire. I don't know. I actually have no idea how to get my my health back. How do I get my health back? Is it just by eating food? That didn't really help me at all. Bandages. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what it's got to be, right? Okay. And I'm assuming bandages, you probably get those with plant fibers. At least that's what would make sense. probably a workbench. You need a workbench to do that. Let me just put it back over here. And then we're going to do that cuz like I need to be strapped. Okay, so we got this. Okay, bandage. And I need Okay, I just need coarse fabric. That's super easy. Okay, that's done. And then I make 15 bandages. That's done. Okay, good. And my inventory is full. [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] Give me a minute. Okay, what do I not need here? Okay. Um, do I really need animal fat? I mean, I I don't really need the plant fibers anymore. And I don't I I I mean, do I really want to have like I I honestly don't give a [ __ ] about uh Let me just get rid of the You know what I should actually do? I'm going to get rid of the stone axe because like I I already have the copper axe now, so like who cares? Okay. And let me put these on my inventory, too. And there it is. Put on five. And so how much does this heal for? Okay, so those are pirates. Um, how do I handle this? Let me kill the dodo here. Okay, he's dead. I wonder if I can kill one at a time. That guy's pretty far away. This is going to hurt. Okay, let's go. Maybe I should go around. I don't know. Okay, perfect. Come here. I got to be completely careful. That probably could have killed me. Wait, I just cut his head off. No, never mind. Jesus, that was close. Okay, I beat him and I need to get an insignia. So, I've got to throw something away again. Okay, I'm just going to throw away the seeds. [ __ ] it. Who cares? And I can throw away I probably don't need a bore tusk, but we'll deal with that later. Okay, so now we have two insignas. That's good. All right, we got to do something with our inventory. There's only one guy left, right? that was a lot of damage. Jesus, that guy that guy did a lot. Oh my god. Oh [ __ ] Filibuster's gloves attacks consume less stamina. That's [ __ ] insane. Holy [ __ ] Okay. Um I'm going to throw away the bore tusk. I don't really need that right now. And I'm going to replace that. That is way better than mine. And I'm going to throw mine away. Okay, good. So, who's this? Oh, this is my first guy. Careful. Cage bites back if you get me out of here. Okay. Glad the doc made it. I don't leave a man behind. True. Nor are the other guys in the camp scattered by this. Okay, good. All right, so supply crate. Okay, so I can loot this. Are there any other supply crates? No. Okay, so next just need a breath. I'll watch for any pirates nearby. So we did this one. Unique chest looted. Oh. Oh, I see. I have to loot the last item in order for it to complete the thing. So now it should be I got 25 experience for that. Okay. So what I need to do now is I guess I need to go Oh, let me get rid of Cancel. How do I remove it? There it is. Okay. So we've got to go over to here. I see. Okay. We've got to sail over this way. And I did that. Let's go here. So, I need to get my crew together so I can build my big ship. We need to use block more. I'll try and use it. Like, I I I don't know how to feel about it, right? But we'll see what happens. Oh, it's getting kind of dark, too. I got to get ready. Perrings for [ __ ] I mean, I just think walking away from them is the least stamina consuming option. So, I I I I picked it. I really need to stop running myself out of stamina, though. Okay, you're dead. All right. And we have fat. I don't want to fight fat yet. So, let's try to go around him cuz I have to investigate these different things. Should be fine, right? Yeah. Let me try block. Oh, that. Ah, you know what? That's really good. You know what? Yeah, that was actually really effective. You guys saw how I parried him like that. Holy [ __ ] Okay, we're luring. We are. Dude, that was way easier. Holy [ __ ] I think fat fat like does this right? Like throws up at you. Yeah. I don't know if he can be carried. I guess I should find out, right? Yeah, you can. Okay, so it seems like everything can basically be parried. Okay, that guy's dead. Good. And let's look inside of here. A blunderbass. Holy [ __ ] Okay. Um, now what do Dude, inventory. Holy [ __ ] Okay. Um, I'm going to throw away my bullets. I I just don't think I need them. Like, realistically, I'm not really going to use the bullets anyway. Like, I I prefer this anyway. So, let's just go ahead and get rid of it. And then ingots. I'm just going to throw away the peppers as well. And we're going to get this done cuz we're a long way away from home, which means that we have to just kind of settle in and deal with this. All right. So, we have one more. Is it? Oh, [ __ ] No, there's more. Okay, let's go over to there next. That's the next path we need to go. You need to make a bigger bag at the base station. Yeah, I just I I thought that you uh needed more resources for that, so that's why I didn't do it. I'm thinking over there I might see if I can craft another thing of food because my food is almost out now. I've only got one more ded or two more Dodto bars. That's fine. It is what it is. Let's go make a chest. What? There's no chest. There's not. What are you talking about? You guys are driving me crazy. What do you mean? There's a chest. I didn't see it. I mean, yeah, I didn't see that at all. Change your gun. Oh, you're right. You're right. Good idea. And I'm going to throw this away, too. So, now I have an extra slot. Okay, good. So, a level. A level. What? Okay. And close. That's great. Adventure library. How do I How do I level my character up? Curious progression. Okay. Strength-based weapons, agility based weapons, precision based weapons, crit chance, health, and stamina. I think we're going to put one point into vi I think vitality and endurance are obviously the right decisions, right? Because like I I mean I could be wrong, but it that's that's what feels right to me. That's my truth. Oh wow, that was a lot of damage. Make sure there's nothing around me. Okay. And let me heal. How about I go after this? This [ __ ] throwing rocks at me. Armored drown. Wow, that's a lot of damage. I feel like that doesn't really do that much. So, you can stagger them there. I feel like the parry there isn't super useful. Silver spoon. What's that? could be sold to smugglers. I'm probably gonna throw that away. Like 100 wood, 20 nails, 20 fabric, and 10 ropes. That's actually a lot. Jesus. Perry is aura. Apparently, I just lost aura. move around. It's a big boat. Yeah, we're going to we're going to make it in a minute. Okay, this guy's dead. Oh, that guy. All right, I've got to eat more food, too, after this. The area denial is [ __ ] annoying. Wait for that to go away. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Even when it turned invisible, it got my ass. Okay, that's fine, though. All right, now let's check in here if they've got anything good. And it looks like there's no chests So now we need to go and get the rest of our crew, right? Let me go and figure this out. Okay, so I need a bigger boat. That's fine. Rescuing the crew. So where are they? Oh [ __ ] they're all the way over there. Big dick. and this one. Let's do it. And I I could explore the other uh question mark zones here. It's just right now I don't feel like it's worth it because like I've already got um like I I have obviously what it takes in order to kill the pirates. So I should focus right now on just getting more of that mega storage. next to the ship. Uh, I don't think that's really going to help. Will it? I don't really see how it would craft a chest to store inventory. You You need to make nails to make a chest. Crafting way points between islands helps. Yeah, I will do that. I mean, like, it's just that whenever I looked, let me see if it it can show me. Like, it doesn't let me craft a waypoint as far as I know, right? Yeah, there's no way I can craft a waypoint at this period. You need to craft a bell. Oh. Oh, is it maybe in the crafting station? I didn't know that. Okay, let's go. We got to go this way, then. Oh, they've got treasure on that on board. Oh, wow. Hopefully hopefully after I make my boat, I can use that. I can go kill him. Think you find it? Yeah. So, what I'm thinking, this is what I'm thinking we do. So, realistically, what we're going to have to do is we're going to have to free all of our boys. We get all the boys together. Then, I go back to the main base. I make my iron nails. Then, after I make my iron nails, then we take it to the shipwreck. We re we rebuild the ship. Then after that, we go and fight the pirate ships. That's what seems like the best idea. Okay. Yeah, let's go this way. And I I don't want to go near them. They're going to kill me. You craft a storage bag for 10 fab. Yeah, I just didn't know that earlier. And I will do that after I finish this. You get nails from breaking down shipwreck piles on the shores. Oh, I didn't know that. I just I That's kind of how it was in Valheim is you could get fine wood early by uh by disenchanting. Not disenchanting, but like by destroying uh shipwrecks, so I probably should have known that. Nice water. Yeah, I mean the game definitely it passes the vibe check. I'll tell you that for sure. Like a lot of video games like always fail the vibe check where there's like something about the game that's like annoying. It's uh you know it just looks weird. But this it definitely passes it. It has like what I like about this game's graphics is that it's in between the realism of something like Sons of I mean a Sons of Force is like very realistic, right? But it's in between something like that and and Valheim because Valheim like I I like the stylized graphics, but I do like to have something like this a little bit more, right? I prefer this to Valheim in terms of a uh like a an art direction. Like not the game is better or anything else, but just the art direction is something that I I prefer. Sons of Horse is fun as [ __ ] Yeah, I remember I played that with uh what was it like Grayson and McConnell? That was actually a really good stream. I remember that. What happened to Cloud? Uh, what is Did somebody interview him? Ask him about Andrew Tate again. Did he crash out over that? Honestly, like I'm going to be real. I'm so glad that he just cancels interviews with people whenever they do that. I am like I I think like they operate in such bad faith. It's crazy. They're already good. This is a good game. Yeah, it's about seizure max. Oh, I'll turn it down a little bit if it's too loud. Game solid. Uh 20 uh 32 population. I mean, like again, I I do think that the game like I don't know yet, right? Because I haven't played it enough, but it really just depends on how much content it has. Like I I what I really liked about Balheim is that it didn't really guide your direct like what you did in the game. Like it did like Odin would tell you where to go and you know everything but at the same time like it just basically said you have to kill this thing. Go do it right. Go do the thing. And there wasn't a lot of like kind of handholding. There wasn't a oh he's right here on the map. You have to go figure that out. And I think that those are the games that are the best. The games that kind of like let you go. I think that it's on this island, right? It seems like it's on this island. And if I don't have to bring the ship around, I might as well just stop here and check. Combat in Valheim is super underrated, too. I think combat in Valheim was really good, but like the last time I played was the Mistlands. The Mistlands was the worst zone in the game. It was so [ __ ] annoying and unfun. It was insane cuz the basically the verticality in that game breaks the combat and let me go back. Okay, I've got to do fibers again. Yeah, I I hated the missions. It was so unfun to me. Okay, and oh, I don't have inventory. Let me just throw something away. Um, I'm just going to throw away the animal fat. There it is. Okay. And we need one more. Oh, no we don't. And again, like if I make a mistake, I want to make sure that I have a uh a revival point here, obviously. Okay. Now, let's get our boys back. Where do they be at? Holy sh I got to take all these guys on dude. That's a That's a lot of guys. Okay, give me a minute. Like I bananas. Uh do I need banana? Yeah, I'm going to loot the banana. Yeah, that's a lot. Um and and I'm not saying I'm not going to go in. What I'm saying is like I want to make sure that I have my food box. That's all cuz I don't want to have something like this happen and then I'm dead. Okay, good. So, let me make my campfire, too. Uh, where is it? Stone. Okay, I need to get a few rocks. We'll pick up a couple rocks here. And I have no inventory again. I am the most annoying dumb person with inventory. It's actually insane. Okay. I'm just going to throw these away. If I throw them away, they're Okay, they're on the ground then. Okay, so it's not like they're despawned. So I need three rocks. One, two, three. get that. And then we're going to make boiled crab, skewered meat, I'm thinking that I'm thinking that we kill an extra Doddo and that way because And here's why. It's because like if I have that Damn. Was that a Was that a running attack? Oh I didn't even know I could do that. Oh [ __ ] cuz I I want to make sure I have the extra stamina. That's the reason why the extra stamina means a means a big difference. Okay. Um so now we're going to have Doddos. No, no, wrong one. Wait, did I not get an egg? Wait, what? What? What? What? Oh, it was inventory again. Oh my god. Okay, I'm just going to throw away the wood. Uh like Jesus. Game's dope. Yeah, I think it's it's I mean I'm having fun. I'll tell you that. Oh, it's a higher level station. It's a level one station. Wait, level one? Well, what the [ __ ] is this? Is it level zero? Oh, [ __ ] it. Who cares? Okay, let's just make I'm just going to make all these boiled crabs. And then I'll keep that here for now. Oh, and I guess I'll do this, too. I'm just going to keep that here. Okay. So, we're going to use this. We're going to use this. And we're going to use There's one more, right? this. Okay, so now I really wish we had made that other food cuz that other food gave me five stamina or like five vitality, which would be like insane right now, but we didn't have that. Build upgrade decorations. Yeah, I'm probably going to do that. I think the rest I will kill you. I'm actually [ __ ] up. Like this is I I'm I'm actually a god, dude. That was like three of them at a Cut it off. Sergeant, don't move. Notch. You don't walk away from this. Got him. Damn, bro. I'm beating his ass, dude. I'm actually a god. Stamina is rough. Yeah, that's why we're going to put all of the rest of our points into stamina. Okay. And we're going to get rid of this Doddo egg cuz we obviously don't need that now. And now we get a What? What do I do with a rum bottle? It doesn't even say. Okay, great. And are there any more? There's one final [ __ ] sucker. There are two final [ __ ] I got to walk in. Okay. No, I'm not going to die. What are y'all talking about? Y'all y'all actually thought I was about to die. That's impossible. I just don't die. It's easy. Okay. So, a musket. We don't need that. Black balls map. Okay. Uh, what's this here? Spanish coin. I think that I'm going to get rid of my blender bus. Oh, wow. Look at that. The musket. The blender bus does 500. Oh, I bet it's it's like a shotgun. I'm just going to use the musket instead. Let me talk to this guy. One of them. Is anyone here? There's a camp nearby. Let me catch my breath. Okay, good. That's done. And we get another supply cache. That's great. And is there anything in here? Oh, bro. Yo. Yo, my man. Okay, good. So, we've rescued these guys. We've got two more uh two more of these to go to. This is the path, right? That it is. There's two things here. What the hell is this? I can't see anything. Okay, he's a dead ass. Good. Ganina, what the hell is that? All right. I didn't even know they had this. I had no idea. Okay, so what do we need to get rid of now? I I Jesus Christ, bro. inventory is. Man, I really should have planned this better, right? I'm going to just get rid of my banana. And I'm going to use this sword now. And I guess I'm I'm going to get rid of the spoons. Oh, [ __ ] All right. All right. Let's try this out. Oh, it's a stab. Oh, that's insane. And And did you guys see the buff it gives you? So, if you perfect uh perfect parry, uh if you perfect block, applies retaliation. It makes you do 10% more damage and it stacks to three. That is disgusting. Jesus, dude. I really wish I could loot all this, man. [ __ ] I made such a mistake by not getting my inventory locked in. That's okay, though. Let's go over here. We're going to kill these other guys. Let me Let me get all my food buffs set up. Okay. And I need one more food buff, right? Which one do I not have? Oh, I only have two. I guess I can use the coconut. Not great. I don't want to get overly confident, but I do feel like I am that guy now. Don't move, So, how long does this last? Dude, that does a lot of damage. Damn, I [ __ ] him up. That was good. Okay, we've got one more now. Okay, good. So, let's look over here. Filibusters. Oh, dude. Attacks consume 20% less stamina. This is going to change my life. Okay. Uh, pearls. Do I care about pearls? Probably not. Like, I'm going to get rid of them. Pearls seem like they're something that's valuable, but we're going to ignore that. So, now I have 20% less stamina consumption. That is an insane buff. That's crazy crazy crazy good. Okay, that means that we only have one more set of these guys to do. Let's go. And then we ditch the sword and the coconuts. I don't know if I want to ditch my saber yet. Like I I I like obviously it's a two-handed big weapon, but I want to see what the other combat encounters in the game are going to be before I want to make that decision. It just seems like a bad Oh, what's this? What the [ __ ] Iron ring rope required. Oh, I see. You've got to go. It's like a um like a spelunking thing. You've got to go down there. Uh I'm not ready for that yet. Okay. This is an elite dodo. 400, dude. That's really good. Also, the only thing is that like it it's definitely it rewards really good play and it doesn't reward sloppy play, which is not good for me. Okay, let's go over this way. I want to see if I can save my boys. Where are my boys? Okay, they're they're up here. Okay, let's get ready. I don't need I honestly like it's not even that like I'm just I don't need them for inventory space reasons. Hopefully there's not a captain in here either. It looks like there's not. Oh, that guy looks like he could be a That's a captain. [ __ ] Damn, bro. Like what? Oh, they're fighting these guys. He have no chance. I forgot there was like there's like PvP between them so they got distracted. next time I True. Halabardo 340 and mine is Oh, Halabardo is actually more damage, but it doesn't have the perk. That's the problem. Like the perk is really good. I'm going to throw my saber away now, by the way. Uh just because I want to make sure I complete this for uh experience. It's slower. Yeah, true. Okay, so we got this. This is done. Now I need a bigger boat. Okay, so now this is what we do. What we do now is we go back to the main base. We got everything that we need. We get everything and then we build the big dick boat. That's the next plan. And that way we can uh we can have like sea shanties and it's going to be great. Okay. Um Clav PODing on jail uh on live and going offline is crazy. Uh yeah, I mean that's just that's what people do, man. That's just the way it That's life. Yeah. I mean doing that like I mean it's stupid but you know like it's one of those things where it's like if you're a guy doing that like everybody knows it's [ __ ] to to do that, right? So, like if you're doing it, you know that you're [ __ ] And like if you know you're [ __ ] So, people said you can get you can get nails out of this. Is that true? That looks like nails to me. Let me see how many you get. Cuz like that would save me a lot of time. Okay, I got one. Two nails. Three. H I mean it's more than zero, right? I wonder if this shipwreck also gives Yeah, it does. Okay, so we do need to farm the shipwrecks then. I didn't know that. Uh I don't really need to kill these. This is kind of a waste of my time. Yeah. Is if I can get something that like if like let's say I get an item that allows me to get stamina back when I perfect parry, I honestly I think it's over. Like I I've already ascended at that point and there's no stopping me. Like I'm that guy. I'm gonna I'm gonna mine these two right now anyway, just so I can get a little bit extra a little bit extra stuff. Yeah, we've got to get those nails cuz every nail that I get is copper I don't need to get. That's the reason why it's highly valuable. I guess I'll have to kill these. I probably won't just kill them real Look at that. Look at that. Jesus, guys. Like, I really This is This is my weapon. Like, actually, it's not. I hate having to parry because parrying requires paying attention. And if I have to pay attention, like, I mean, what the [ __ ] are we doing, right? Bro, so another thing we need to do, too, is we need to think about getting a higher inventory space, too, cuz that's really important. You guys can see how [ __ ] annoying that is, right? Okay, now we we go back um and my area. Yeah. Yeah, this was mine. Okay, so let's go here. $2 new Chipotle video. I love Chipotle. I eat Chipotle almost every single day. No, that's actually not dry at the stop. So, like I I had a uh is the blood pressure thing? I had a blood pressure reading of 193 and like that's high. Like it's not supposed to be that high. And so what I did is I just stopped uh I stopped doing the things that increased my blood pressure. And then my blood pressure went down. Now it's like 120, probably a little bit under 120 cuz I they took it at the dentist office and I was having like a [ __ ] anxiety attack. Like I mean not really, right? But I was like really stressed out. So, bro, cardio. Yeah, I know. Like now I walk about three miles a day. Like I I'll go to and from like I'll walk to the convenience store pretty regularly. We working out. No, no, I was just like I was just sitting there. My pressure is higher at the dentist as well. Yeah. Yeah. And and like so to me that was like a huge thing. And like I was so happy about that because I was worried that like this was going to be like an ongoing health problem for me cuz my mom had uh had had it's called hypertension, right? But like my dad had like like the opposite of that. So I I feel like I'm very lucky. It's higher when doctors uh or dentist uh for a lot of people. Yeah. Yeah. There's like a term for that, right? It's like lab code anxiety or something like that. And I I do have that. I I I do, but like it's just and I mean really the actual real name for it is being a [ __ ] [ __ ] right? That's the actual name for it. But uh you know, it just take time, right, to get over it. No medication required. It's also great. Well, I take a muscle relaxer and and it helps me kind of just chill out a little bit more cuz I'll get tension kind of in my neck, etc. But um you know, I I've taken that ever since 2011 or 18, something like that. And I've never increased uh the dosage. Um you know, it doesn't really like I I have the lowest dosage and I cut the pills in half. Honestly, I just need a very very little bit. Okay. Oh, you can see Oh, that's cool. You can see like my little bonfire over there. Look at that. It's probably the Dr. Pepper to be honest. Yeah. And I I think I probably do drink a lot of soda, but I think with more cardio and uh a little bit more exercise, uh I can offset that like syndrome. Yeah, something like that. You're not supposed to be on them permanently, though. I don't know. My dad was on them for his whole life. So yeah, you had dental implants recently. I've never gotten an implant before. I've had uh like probably Oh god. I've probably had like 30 No, not 30. like 15 root canals. Like it's at the point now where like a root canal doesn't even bother me. Like the only thing that like really stresses me out is getting teeth pulled. Like that scares me. And it doesn't really scare me. It's just that like I'm scared of the fact that it's going to be really unpleasant afterwards and I'm going to feel like the pain. It's insane. Yeah. I've had probably How many teeth have I had pulled? 10 like 10 to 15. Yeah, something like that. Yeah, a pretty good amount. Too many. Yeah, I would say it is too many. I think the normal amount of teeth to have cold is zero, right? Okay. So now, all right, this is what we need to think about. We've got to think right now about what are we going to do about the inventory situation because I am getting [ __ ] in the ass by inventory. So, where is Okay, I've got to make two of these. So, let's make one rope. Actually, I have to put something away first. Okay, that's good. So, we've got a fast travel bell. I need to make this, too. But let's focus on this other stuff first. So, we're going to do one rope. Let's do three just in case. And I'm going to make one of those. And then a sailor backpack. I need one more rough hide. Let's go get the rough hide right now. Those are more Doddos. I'm going to kill the dodos anyway just so I can get Jesus, dude. I'm just I'm just eating them up. That was great. Do you think there'll ever be a war in the moon or Mars? Yeah, probably. Like in like a 100 years, something like that. Like 200 years. I'm going try and parry. I'm starting to get a little bit more confident as you guys can tell. Right. And did we get one of the things? Yeah. Okay, now we've got enough rough hide. So now we can get we can double up on these bags. This is going to be huge for me because now that I can double up on the bags, I've got way more inventory. I'm going to make Let me let me go ahead and just do this real quick. Wait, can I cut trees down with this? this is great. Okay, great. All right, so this saved us a lot of uh a lot of space and now we can make the other thing. So, we've got this now. And I can make my sailor backpack. And I need a level two station. All right. So, how do I make a level two station? And uh is it a workbench improvement stove and pot alchemy table upgrade? So, I need to make a saworse. And that requires 10 ingots. Let me go ahead and do that real quick. It's very obviously I need to do that. Wait, am I really out? Oh no, I'm out. [ __ ] Okay. Um, let me craft some more of these. I'm going to do 30 on each one. Okay, that's fine. And is this like Valheim? Yeah, it's actually a lot like Valheim. Uh, it's it's basically. I mean, not really a lot, but I mean, there's a lot of similarities. Yeah, sure. Okay. Storage. So, nails. Should I really uh You know what? Because we're already We need to use nails anyway. I'm going to use the ghetto storage options right now. I probably shouldn't do that, but I'm going to be a piece of [ __ ] Okay. And we don't really need Oh, I do need all of this actually. Okay. So, what I need to do now is I need to check I have 36 of these. there we go. And what we're going to do now, see, we crafted all that and we've got our inventory back. Oh, no. No, we don't. So, now I'm going to go and Should I make Should I make a copper mining thing? How much of a difference is the copper versus the Let me see. So, crude. Oh, it's only 15 difference. Like, that's nothing. Think about that. That's like it's 15 out of 200. So, it's less than 10%. It's like an 8% upgrade. So, we're just going to ignore that. So, what we're going to do now is I'm going to mine out a little bit more uh copper. And then I should have more than enough to make cuz it's also it's not just that upgrade. It's also all the nails because we make the nails and then we can build the ship. And after we build the ship, then we play the game. Where the hell is it? Oh, no. Okay, wrong place. nails from scrap in the seashore. Yeah, but you can craft them as well. And I planned on just doing that. Okay, I needed to make a lantern. That's actually what I should have done, but doesn't matter. Okay. Oops. Didn't mean to do that. Back in the mines, boys. There it is. That's some popcorn chicken. I think it's [ __ ] [ __ ] Just eat chicken like an old person. Like like sometimes I think about uh like I I my favorite place to get chicken. Like I don't know about you guys, but like my favorite place is I go to Raising Cane. I I feel like I'm I feel like the same as like it it feels like I'm not being an American. Whenever I'm going to race in Canes though, the reason why is like I mean KFC is like I mean that's like American chicken and I feel I feel like there's something wrong with me if I'm not going to KFC and I have to be loyal to KFC but at the same time I do think that raising canes is is it better than KFC? I mean honestly bro like Yeah. Yeah. I think it's better. I do. And uh it's way better. I don't think it's way better. I just think it's better. Okay, let's go this other path. I already went the the first path. Okay, here's even more of it. Panda Express. Um I I like Panda Express, too. Like I would say that like I don't really go to Panda Express a lot. Like I would say like I go to Panda Express like every like very very every every once in a while. It's it's quite uncommon for me. Popeye's clears. I mean Popeye's is the other place that I uh I I go to quite often, right? It's usually Popeye's. Like the only time the last time I went to KFC is I had like So I had this, you know how they made the famous bowls at KFC smaller. So I had this strategy where I bought two famous bowls. That's literally the entire strategy. I just bought two of them. And so uh in doing so, obviously, you know, like I I ate two of them. I'm a very skinny guy. I'm a tall guy, but I'm a skinny guy. And so I I could barely eat. I I could eat more than one easily, but it was extremely hard for me to eat two. And like I haven't been back to KFC ever since I over ate on those bowls. Sound effects are really loud. Really? Okay. Well, it's almost This is the last uh last area I have to do. You're skinny fat. I'm not skinny fat. I'm 140 pounds. Uh like maybe I'm 145, but like I'm I'm extremely skinny. And I I prefer it to be like that, by the way. I I like being skinny. I don't want to be a fatty. What the [ __ ] Anorexic? I don't think it's anorexic. Oh. Oh. Like I like mentally, no, I'm not anorexic. I just I have the mindset that like having excess body fat on you is is not good for you, right? I don't know if this is like a doctor opinion. Like I'm not saying that it is, but like this is just the way that I feel. And so, oh, I got one more. Okay, good. So, I'm pretty much done now, right? Okay, we did everything. We mined everything out of the cave. So, now we actually get ready to make the Oh, it's daytime again. Okay, great. So, how much inventory do I have left? I have a little bit more. Let me check one more area. And I'm going to go around. Come here, fatties. Jesus. Jesus, bro. Like after I build up some confidence, I'm going to be farming. You guys saw that I'm out of control, which is crashing out of SDL. The first one or the second one? Like I I I've been I've been hate watching part of Rich's uh playthrough. He uh well, you know, I mean it's Rich, right? I mean, he's I mean, he's doing his best, right? I mean, it is what it is, right, guys? And let me see. All right, let's go back. I'll watch him. We're going to be back to doing an AllCraft kind of soon, too. Like, uh, we had to take a little bit of a break on it because of, uh, honestly, cuz it's my fault. It's my fault, not his fault. But, um, you know, we're going to be back at it because, you know, like, uh, full disclosure, right? We got a bunch of sponsors for it. Good literal money printer, right? We can farm. And uh also we can bring other people on the show and [ __ ] like that, too. It'll be good. Okay, so Johnny Simality was sentenced. Do not tell me that. Don't tell me that. I I want to I want to find it out myself. Don't spoil it. Okay, 16. Okay, this is perfect. All right, this is amazing. And so now I have five. And I'm going to craft this saworse just so I forgot even why I was Oh, yeah. So I can do my upgrade. That's right. Okay. So we've got this here. We're going to put the saw horse in the back. Yeah, it should be fine. I think I mean that's usually connected, right? It should be connected. Oh, I need another [ __ ] ingot now. God damn it. Okay, give me a minute. Got it. All right. So, I'm thinking that because copper is more of a scarce resource, what I should logically do, let me check right now. Oh my god, bro. This is going to change my life. What I should logically do is instead of actually crafting and doing it myself, what I should do instead is I should go all around the outside of this area and go through the shipwrecks. How do you guys feel about that? And how many did I actually need again? Let me see what it said. Um, adventure 20 nails and 10 ropes. Okay, 20. So, that should be pretty fast. Yeah, there's one right there. I'm going to do three. Three shipwreck sites plus a little bit of crafting on my own should be more than an Oh, wow. Look at that. Oh, an ash travel bell. Let's go. Oh, I never even thought about that. But I could also farm Oh, what's this? Two-handed sword. a lamp. And oh, this is actually really good. So, I can use a lamp now. Maybe I should just like fully explore the island. Game name is Windrose. Yeah, the game is called Windrose. Uh, it came out today in early access. So, if you're uh willing to play a game in early access, uh like I mean, keep in mind Valheim is early access. Like early access is not a deterrent for me, but I realized that for some people find the pirates chest. Oh. Oh, I think this is where I need to dig it up. It was like where all those skeletons were, Okay. That's not what you do. Okay. So, dig. Damn. Opened a chest. [ __ ] I can't I forgot. have to change my like I couldn't I couldn't move because I dug my I I don't that wasn't in the [ __ ] beta like or the demo. That was not in the [ __ ] demo, guys. Always make a re I had a respawn point. I just forgot to [ __ ] change it, which is also my fault, but I didn't do I I like I had I had the the right idea. It's just that I forgot. Things changed since then? Yes. God damn it, bro. Like, [ __ ] The moment you noticed you [ __ ] was funny. Yeah. I'm sure I'm sure it was really funny for you, man. That's all. I'm I'm glad that you I'm glad you had so much fun watching that. That was great. Yeah. It must have been really cool for you to see that. that was awesome. It looked really low FPS. That is not why I died. I died because I basically my character was stuck in an area where I was at an angle. So, I couldn't actually like my character was in like a permanent sliding animation. So, I couldn't do anything. I couldn't jump out. I couldn't attack. I couldn't do anything. I was just stuck. I buried myself. Yeah. Now there's five zombies in there instead of full. Exactly. Okay. I'm already halfway back. It's not a big deal. Clvicular overdosed first time. Like I'm only ODed one time and uh my mom was there and so it wasn't really that bad. And uh it was on a prescription medication that I had actually whenever I had a toothful. And so uh let me go on on what uh hydrocodone. Hydrocodone. not a not a good thing to have. You didn't enter the thresh. Just leaned in and opened it. Got it. Yeah. How many did you take? I took um I think two. I think I took two which was um too much for me cuz I I I didn't have the uh I don't have any tolerance for it. Like my dad probably like I'm not even kidding you who…

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