The left is completely COOKED..

Asmongold TV| 00:21:09|Mar 30, 2026
Chapters7
The speaker notes a fixed procon rotation and asserts personal privilege while discussing how speaking order is managed.

A blistering clip from Asmongold TV that riffs on online activism, privilege cards, and the chaos of a student/party-style debate with sharp, controversial takes.

Summary

In this fiery segment from Asmongold TV, the host critiques what he calls an overbearing culture of identity politics and “equity” procedures. The video stitches together clips of heated mic moments, zinging speakers who wield pronoun cards, privilege language, and performative activism. The host (Asmongold) leans into provocative commentary, labeling certain participants as narcissistic and unproductive while spotlighting the absurdity of bureaucratic rules in mock parliamentary settings. He juxtaposes moments of personal privilege claims with extreme reactions, surfacing a culture clash between performative debate and real-world policy impact. Throughout, the tone is combative and unapologetic, aiming to entertain as much as to critique. Viewers should expect rapid-fire jabs, polarizing statements, and a strain of satirical pessimism about contemporary discourse. The editing stitches together recognizable talking points, memes, and offbeat remarks to underline the video’s core punch: the left’s rhetoric feels overcooked to the point of absurdity, according to the creator. The 21-minute runtime packs a torrent of quick-cut, provocative commentary designed to provoke reaction as much as reflection.

Key Takeaways

  • Privilege-card discourse is treated as a performative ritual, mocked for its rigidity and exclusivity.
  • The host highlights language around gender pronouns and equity in a way that underscores perceived abuse of bureaucratic rules.
  • Moments labeled as “point of privilege” are used to illustrate how participatory processes can devolve into theatrics rather than constructive debate.
  • The video frames activism as narcissistic self-reference, arguing it undermines practical outcomes in governance and policy.
  • Concrete, provocative lines from the host illustrate a broader critique of modern leftist discourse and its perceived inefficiencies.

Who Is This For?

Essential viewing for viewers who want a blunt, debate-style take on identity politics and bureaucratic culture in online communities. Fans of Asmongold and viewers curious about critiques of “equity” procedures will find the video’s sharp contrasts and provocative framing engaging.

Notable Quotes

"These people are the most and they're not useless. They're actually a negative, right?"
First strong jab at perceived productivity of participants wielding privilege cards.
"It's hard as a racialized and transgender delegate to sometimes use this card and speak up, speak to somebody in front of me in line and ask, 'Hey, this pertains to multiple intersecting parts of my lived experience.'"
Quoted moment showing frustration with procedural barriers and identity-based ordering.
"These are people who turn something that takes an hour into two hours."
Critique of inefficiency attributed to the behavior of participants.
"I guarantee you sometimes the bell wouldn't get rung. There's a responsibility and a place for these people."
Comment on the perceived value of ceremonial roles in the dialogue.
"The problem is that at a certain point, we decided to view their narcissistic pathology as somehow genuine or any way authentic."
Core take on the alleged narcissism in the debate scene.

Questions This Video Answers

  • How does online culture frame 'equity cards' and pronoun usage in debates?
  • What are common criticisms of performative activism in political forums?
  • Why do some commentators view bureaucratic procedures in meetings as counterproductive?
  • What makes a parliamentary-style debate feel chaotic in online communities?
  • What are the risks of labeling discourse as narcissistic or pathological?
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Full Transcript
There's a point of privilege on microphone one. Then we'll go to microphone three. Go ahead, delegate. Yes. Hello. I I was standing here with my gender equity card before you called on the previous speaker. That's my point of privilege that I would like to I will explain the speaking order which is fixed that I cannot amend which is the procon rotation. You can move yourself up a line that you're standing in. I am pro and I I was we went um you went pro con we went pro con pro and my plan was to go con the speaker at con Mike mike 3 also has a speaking card yesterday this card was used in an inappropriate manner and while I understand in Ontario we note this as equity even if that this was also used inappropriate in terms of gender I want everyone to be mindful that these cards for individuals like myself who identify as a black woman have no value outside of this space. That's right. These people get nothing done. These are the people that when you hire them into your office, your office becomes less productive. These are people who turn something that takes an hour into two hours. These are people who make a deadline for something a month into a month and 3 weeks. These people are the most and they're not useless. They're actually a negative, right? Cuz if they were just a zero, you could just write it off. But the problem is that they and and this is we need to do a uh like a like a removal of these people in these in in government offices in uh you know companies etc. Like in my opinion I think that there should be a like a thing where everybody that uses their pronouns in their uh in emails just gets automatically fired. That's it. They just get automat every single one of them. All automatically fired. And it wouldn't get everybody, but man, would that just shut it down by a lot. Would that get rid of it? Nice. Annex Canada. No, I don't want these people voting. [ __ ] no. I don't want these people voting. And so I I'll go through I'll watch the rest of this, too. Here. Here's another one. All right. I see that we are one minute ahead of schedule and so I'm going to get out of here. The balloting co-chairs are returning. I believe now balloting co-chairs. There is a point. Let's hear the point on microphone one. I'm sorry. Just real quick point of personal privilege. I I understand there's very little time and uh for for delegates to speak, but early on the You see this is what happens. This is what happens when you take these people seriously. You see somebody like this, their job should be ringing the bell in the cathedral. That's it. That's the entire job. That's all they do. And you know what? I guarantee you sometimes the bell wouldn't get rung. There's a responsibility and a place for these people. Like I it's hard as a racialized and transgender delegate to sometimes use this card and and speak up, speak to somebody in front of me in line and ask, "Hey, this pertains to multiple intersecting parts of my lived experience. I'd like to speak. I was rejected um when I talked." This is, you know, what this really is is it's an ideology of pathological narcissism. It's completely self-reerential narcissism that every single thing in the world relates to and is about themselves. And this is the reason why it's become so prolific is it's because all of these people all over the world can relate to themselves. They can talk about themselves. So if they can make their entire identity about themselves rather than the ideas they hold, then it makes it a lot easier for them to have this identity and they don't have to think about it. They don't have to justify it. They don't have to rationalize it. It's and it is a lens in which they see the entire world. And that's the reason why there's so many of these people. And it it's frustrating when these are my rights directly under attack right now in Alberta and that a cisgender woman had spoken uh over me. And I understand her rights are important too. This pertains to her too, but I I don't know. I I I hope that in the future the the the federal NDP will also have a broader interpretation of the the equity cards for speakers. That's all. Thank you. I will. So true. So true. Oh my god. Like this is it's crazy how they just they can't even run their own system, right? Oh my god, what is this? They're just mentally ill narcissistic losers. I mean, that's really all there is to it. I mean, it's really not complicated. The problem is that at a certain point, we decided to view their narcissistic pathology as somehow genuine or any way authentic. The problem is that we have enabled this by tolerating it. Delegates to assist me in better using the card by forming a straight straight line behind the microphone. Oh, you shouldn't have said that because that was offensive to gay people cuz they're not straight, they're gay. It's also offensive to drunk drivers because they can't drive straight. um with a prominently displayed equity card. If I see speakers ahead of you who are not holding a card prominently, it would be wrong of me to guess about their gender identity and I will come to That's so true. This applies so far according to your rules for gender identity. And you have to keep in mind that the reason why I will never vote for a Democrat for anything is because they enable these people. They don't necessarily agree with these people, but they will enable these people to do whatever they want. So whenever you vote for what's considered a moderate Democrat, you are actually voting for these people because they enable these people. He's other than a dude. But it is open to us to change our rules as we like as we move forward. Yeah. Into the bright and golden future. Thank you, friends. Let's hear the balloting co-chairs. Here we go. I'm uh directed to a point on microphone 3. Point of information. I'm not sure if it's appropriate for me to bring a point of privilege around an emergent issue with some job loss in my workplace. If this is Isn't it crazy how nothing is ever even discussed or done? It's just people talking about themselves. This is what I was talking about. It's just complete narcissism. That's it. It's all narcissist. This is amazing. Oh my god. What do you call that haircut? It is impairing your ability to Honestly, that's the same haircut that Nazi lieutenants had in World War II. Where is it? Welcome back. That's crazy. What are the odds of that? Yeah. I only seen this movie a hundred times. All right. So, yeah, I guess so. Crazy. What are the odds? Wow. What the [ __ ] Yeah. Participate in the meeting. It is a correct point of privilege. If you'd like an announcement to be made from the stage, we can arrange for that and then the delegates can hear it from here. Not right now. So, okay. I want to announce that I changed my gender for the third time today. If you don't let me do it, I'm being oppressed. Bring it to you. Bring it to me. We'll find a way. Mhm. We'll find a way. Okay. Great. And so, let me see. I think there's even more of this. Okay. Don't worry about it. Microphone too. Are you on this resolution? Yes. Microphone too, please. My name is Look, if you're in the audience, you're probably just as [ __ ] as they are. I'm she my pronouns are she, they I'm from Ontario. Hello. Bonjour. As we conduct this convention today and the past two days, right now there's discussions of 10,000 American men and women being sent to Iran, being deployed. Just to be part of this bloodbath. Canada cannot and will not be part of the legacy of blood that was built in Iraq, in Palestine, and now in Iran. This is a no question. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Karen, but the uh the protester executions will stop. I'm sorry, but the religious executions are going to be ending. That's right. We're going to end it. We're going to pack them all up. That's right. Iran twice. That's it. We got We got a lot of work to do. in debate. I call this question mad Adam and chairs. Thank you. Yeah, it's going to happen. Your point's quite well made speaker. I'll again thank delegates not to call me Madame Chair. Madame President, I'm a non-binary person. My pronouns are they, them, and their. Chair is sufficient. And with regret, you've spoken to the resolution. It's not open to you to also call the question. If the question is the will of the house, someone else must call it because we heard from you. This is this is the Karen or Boros. This is the snake consuming itself. You have a bunch of entitled, narcissistic, mentally ill millennials that have held an entire convention to talk about themselves and to argue about protocols and bureaucratic procedure. That's what this is. It's unbelievable. It's the oppression Olympics. Yes. And they're all losers. In substantive debate. Okay. I was not aware. I was weird rule. Microphone four. Uh, yes. Thank you. Uh, my name is Fred Farhhat Slufi. Jesus Christ. Let me see if there's any more of these. Oh, is this another one? microphone one, then we'll go to microphone 3. Go ahead, D. Have we seen this one? We saw this one. Okay, good. Let me go and pull up on this. Sorry, guys. I want to make sure that we get the entire thing for this point of privilege. Yep, that's right. speak to somebody in front of me. Let me make sure if there's any more of these that I haven't I haven't missed out on. And okay, is this No, this is obviously a meme. And it's a dumpster fire. Oh god. Let me see if there's any more. Yeah, there's just this. Okay, here's maybe another one. And then uh and then let me consult the people who are counting. So, everyone who is not a counter, take a seat. So, this is the 2019. Take a seat. Everyone, everyone on the walls, take a seat so that we can count. Right. When there's so many people moving around, it's very difficult to count. Uh, quick point of privilege. Quick point of personal privilege. Um, guys, I first of all, James Jackson, Sacramento, he him. I just want to say, can we please keep the chatter to a minimum? I'm one of the people who's very, very prone to sensory overload. There's a lot of whispering and chatter going on. It's making it very difficult for me to focus. Please, can we just I know it's we're all fresh and ready to go, but can we please just keep the chatter to a minimum? It's affecting my ability to focus. Thank you. Thank you, comrade. Okay. Is there a speaker against name, chapter, pronoun privilege? Point of personal privilege. Please do not use gendered language to to address everyone. Okay. Uh we have and that wait that's that same [ __ ] that like Wait a minute. This fat [ __ ] decided there was a line and and he just cut in the line and we saw this part. We have a lot of disabled comrades. Sorry. Could we Thank you. Uh hold on. Point of order. Yep. Thank you. So, sorry. What's your name and My name is Trey. Uh, I use they them and he pronouns. Yeah, I'm from Memphis. Thank you for asking. They're all disabled. I know. Nice to meet you. Um, I had a question. Um, we know. So, Nick Jack, what is his name? Or what is his name? Nick J. They were elected as an atlarge delegate before they resigned. Is that correct? No. Okay, then never mind. Now, thank you. Hi, I am Andy P uh from Los Angeles. They them pronouns. Um could I please ask the chair to um again um there was a previous point of privilege about waving around signs that it it is distracting to other comrades. I have autism. This is distracting to me. Can I I would like to ask our fellow delegates please to not wave around your signs especially during voting. Thank you. Yes. Uh please do not wave around your signs. Thank you. I I I I I don't even know what to say. I I really don't. This is the most mentally ill brain. Oh, wait. No, this is a new one. What? What is Fatty saying? It's a point of Go ahead. It's like a point of privilege. Um, the microphones seem really low today. It's hard to hear everyone at the mic. Between the background noise and the volume in here with the microphones, it's really hard to hear. And the co captioning also is slower to make it hard to keep up with what's going on. All they do is talk about themselves and complain about bureaucratic processes. That's literally all they like. Does anything ever get done? Like they just they hold an event. It goes on all day and nobody they don't even do anything. There's like there's no greater ideology that this serves. It's all just selfserving narcissism. A point of privilege. There's not enough snack cakes. Thank you, delegate. I have a hearing impairment and I'm struggling to hear the delegates and I know that you are too. You have a hearing impairment. I don't believe you. Let's have some order. We'll hear from the delegate on microphone one please. I did want to bring attention to the fact that um a fellow delegate is holding the uh gender parody card. Let's take the microphone to that delegate. We'll hear from them right now. Oh no. OH NO. IS IT WAS THIS WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT whenever yesterday we talking about ball gags? Oh my god. All right. All right. Let's go. Let's hear it. Here we go. Uh she her. My pronouns are she, her, len. It's going to be really hard to follow Rob Ashton. Amazing speaker. Um we are workingass party. I think most of us in You're not a workingclass party. This is so privileged. It's insane. Everybody in this [ __ ] building is privileged as [ __ ] You are the mo like, do you really think that people that are working class have time to think about getting piercings and tattoos, dressing up like a DLC uh battle pass reward from Assassin's Creed Shadows? Do you really think that you have the opportunity to do that? No. This is only something that is a privilege of firstworlders that are living in a world that is protected by people that think the exact opposite of what they do. It's embarrassing. Oh my god. These people actually reverse Nazis. Well, they I mean I don't think there's really a big difference. Point of Most of us in this room what what is somebody says Stalin would have glogged these people. Honestly, he would be so sad watching this. Can you think about the level of disappointment Joseph Stalin would have with this event? He would be so upset room are behind that. And while we can debate on the specific words and who is and isn't included, I think our constitution needs to recognize that. And I also recognize there is I'm sorry, I'm just speaking way too fast. Let me slow down for the closed captioning. I'm so sorry. I get excited. Um, yeah, it's a point of privilege. The, uh, closed captions for this convention are running between six and 10 seconds behind. So, it's just a request for the chairpersons to be aware and when you move to a vote, I'm still reading the debate. So, if you just take a little pause, that would be appreciated. Uh, yes. Uh, hi. Uh, my name is Parker Tien. I'm represent Vancru Quadra just to reply my frank of comrance uh prime point of privilege earlier uh as you can see I do have one of the translating device however I like to raise this to the chair's concern that the sign out process for this device is not necessarily the best because it actually is just complaining about processes. It's actually just the discussion of and the complaining about processes. That's it. There's literally nothing that happens. I request request to fill the form and give a piece of your ID and most people don't even know where to get it which is behind the registration table. And also like they don't have enough pen maybe there. So there was a very long line up also for the device itself because it's using infrared technology. You have to kind of like position it so you can receive the signal. Yeah, right. For sure, man. Definitely. And uh Oh my [ __ ] god. I don't even know what to say about this. It is so deranged, brain dead, [ __ ] Like, I don't even I don't know how anybody can look at this and not be completely [ __ ] embarrassed. It's a comedy movie. Yes, these people are so [ __ ] And uh I don't even know what to say. I really don't. I have no idea what to say about this. It's so [ __ ] pathetic. And uh what is this here? Number one refugee. I don't know what the hell that is. And uh let me go back and find some other ones. Complaining. Yeah, they're now they're complaining about complaining. absolutely [ __ ] useless.

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