This is the funniest video I’ve watched in a long time

The other day, I made a video about the pragmata video game drama and covered some insane opinions people were having about it. How the game activated some fatherly instinct in some men and how people were calling those men creepy incelss for having the basic human desire to start a family. A small part of that video was covering far-left Twitch streamer Hassan Piker's awful opinion about it. I will play that segment in its entirety so you have some context. What's really interesting about this is all of these unfuckable losers in the gaming sphere always talk about like starting families and stuff and I don't understand like why this has become a thing that they care about. Like if you're a gamer, you should care about things that you actually experience. You should care about things you actually enjoy, right? A dog that's just basically not even moving. If you're a lonely gamer who has never been around a woman and will never have sex with a woman, why do you care? Like, why do you care about having children or like riding for having children? Like, it's just not something that you're going to experience ever for your life, for the rest of your life, right? This is something that I never understand. Wow. Maybe there's a reason people are yearning to start a family and can't afford to have one and can't seem to find a partner. They feel alienated from their work and atomized from their community. If only there was a political commentator around to speak about all this. Oh well, guess not. First of all, the only care about something if it affects you is extremely libertariancoded and also very weird coming from a guy who understandably wants everybody to care about a genocide that is happening across the ocean. Second of all, what is this nihilistic horseshit? Yeah, never aspire for anything. Never aim for greatness and meaning. And I love how he's like unfuckable losers. Like, okay, congrats on the sex, bro. Check out this sex haver over here. I'm sure all those unfuckable losers could easily go to foreign brothel and pay for sex like you. Asan also, by the way, no kids. Muslim, by the way, ass $600 Gucci sweater. I' I swear I've never seen this guy in a normal ass t-shirt sitting on his high horse looking down at people for wanting something more out of life. I don't understand how someone could be so mentally mind raped that this is their reaction to such like a simple wholesome concept. That was 3 minutes of a 30 minute long video. I didn't think much of it. I just uploaded it and moved on. The next day I woke up and my YouTube homepage was flooded with videos like Shu on Head just ended Hassan. Shuan head destroys Hassan. Shu on Head finishes on Hassanto. Wait, what? I had no idea Jesus what was going on. And to my surprise, he actually responded back, which then prompted a bunch of new videos. Hassan just had his biggest meltdown. Hassan's biggest meltdown yet. Shan head. Absolutely not the biggest meltdown so far. It's not even remotely close. Completely mindblowing. His response to me couldn't be that bad. Right. What an unbearable way to exist, dude. Oh, I'm getting all my politics from shoe on head. Ooh, look at me. I'm an emo girl. Ooh, look at me. 4chan guys who are now 38 years old want to fap to me. Why would you openly admit that you live in a shoe on head? What the is wrong with you? In this video, I'm going to show my raw reaction to his response. And throughout that, we'll be sprinkled in like normal commentary. Now, I'm going to be completely honest. I was really debating whether or not to do a response to his response, but like everyone else is covering this crash out, so why would I the subject of said crash out cover it myself? Like there's currently a resolution in Congress to like disavow Hassan [ __ ] the same thing that they did to Nick Fuentes, disavowing private citizens for what they said on the internet. What are we doing here? 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Bro, you were on the last shoe on head video. I know who is bring that [ __ ] up in here. Okay. Why? What do you want me to do myself in the face? not die in the process, but at least lose significant chunks of mying brain so I can operate at the same substandard suboptimal IQ level that Shuon head and her dumb audience operates in so I can do a regular response to that. Is that what you want me to do? Why is he so mad? STILL HAS YET TO BRING up anything. Zero points. How many seconds didn't everybody? I basically made the same joke in my video about like giving myself brain damage so I could understand. Trying to follow the logic here. Let me let me just give myself some brain damage. Imagine being that chatter like, "Hey, Hassan, did you check out this video? Do you want me?" Ooh, look at me. I'm an emo girl and I change my politics all the time. Ooh, time out. EMO. YEAH, I WASN'T EVEN GOING TO BRING THAT UP. NO, THE THING IS THAT like I mean he should know this. He's like my age. Like there's a difference between goth emo and scene. You would say that shoe on head would be like a scene girl adjacent like almost hipster style 2011 that like that's really where it is. It's not emo. Like that's not what are you [ __ ] [ __ ] Of course not. Assan is much older. Yeah, he's like what 46 now, right? Something like that. I forgot. Hold on. For me, it's the wild way that he frames having nuanced opinions like depending on the subject. Like, god forbid you disagree with Hassan [ __ ] the arbiter of correct opinions of the internet. I do not have that many videos. I have like a hundred videos in the span of like a decade. You could go randomize and click on any of those videos and you wouldn't be able to tell if it was made today or 10 years ago, which honestly I shouldn't be bragging about. But okay, my point is I haven't changed that much. And the things I have changed my mind about, I'm very open about. the way he's framing a people. The worst part about that is that you can go back 20 years for me and do the same thing and you will see an obnoxious, annoying 16, 17year-old kid. Not a single thing has changed. That literally the same obnoxious awful person. Changing their minds, changing their political opinions over time as like a bad thing is bizarre. Especially as a guy whose goal is, I assume, to change people's mind politically. He's totally for people changing their minds politically, but only when they change their mind to agree with him. He supports people changing their mind as new information presents itself. He supports Idubbbz apologizing for the crime of being funny 5 years ago. But when it comes to me changing my mind, by the way, uh, didn't I heard he broke up with his wife? Did that that happen? Three things over the course of a decade. that's bad. Like, yes, I've changed on a few things. Obviously, from the ages 23 to 35, yes, your opinions ARE GOING TO CHANGE a little something. No way. Really? Like, you probably don't believe the same things you believed like 10 years ago. No, absolutely not. Well, I think in that video that you talked about, I I don't know, remember like a couple of months ago, you were like, I had a baby and then I lived in the city and then I was like, man, maybe safety and putting money into the police isn't that bad, you guys. And maybe that was different when you were like 20 or 25. Exactly. When I was living in like sheltered suburbs, I was like, "Hey, the police." And then you live and then you're an adult with a child and you live in the city and it's like, "Oh, actually, no. Uh uh, we need more police." I think it was the body cams. That's what really kind of let everybody knew what was really going on is like everybody says like, "Oh my god, they're doing all this crazy [ __ ] to the minorities." And then you watch a video and it's somebody running away. They won't give you their name. They're trying to kick out the window of the cruiser. You have to put them in the patty wagon. They [ __ ] themselves on the way to the station. They won't tell you they've got a knife in their pocket. You've got to figure it out. And then you put them in there and they're screaming. They're screaming at you all the way over there. Like it's just [ __ ] annoying, man. Like, and you really get a different level of respect for the police. I think it's really the body cams that like I mean that was the biggest [ __ ] Uno reverse of their lives. Like after we saw the body cams, all that AAB [ __ ] all that [ __ ] police or racist [ __ ] that was gone. All right, never mind. I just confused terminally left right people. I always have. Hyperartisan people absolutely hate me because they can't just like put me into a neat little box and then smash that box with a hammer. Hassan usually can handwave away critics like, "Oh, they're just an Israel shield. They're just a Zionist." He can't do that with me. He hand waves them away by calling He can. He can. He He's just going to say that you're an emo girl. Them neocons or neoliberals. He can't do that with me. Alt-right incelss. He can't do that with me. So what does he do? The thing is that like this is the implication that like he has to operate inside of the realm of truth. What a That's a false premise. No, he doesn't. He malfunctions and starts calling me emo. Like, okay, man, you got me. Emo is when eyeliner, I guess. In the hyperartisan mind, it is completely impossible to hold several non-contradictory opinions at the same time, like wanting free healthcare but also wanting a strong border. Like to me, those aren't contradictory whatsoever. In fact, they're mutually exclusive. You can't want both. That works together. You don't want to override your healthare system, right? Your focus should be American citizens. Like in their mind, like Denmark doesn't exist, right? They think like, "Oh, if you think unions are important, you must also be for minors having HRT." Like, no. If you believe in public transportation, you also have to believe in abolishing prisons. Like, yeah, no. No. Sorry. No. I don't know how my ideology is confusing. I don't know how they see that as like flip-flopping or being a grifter when to me it's like completely normal common sense stuff. Like you can't [ __ ] skoy. I mean, you can't even really hold it against them, honestly. I mean, they're born that way. It's not even their fault. Yeah. I mean, like, really, you can't. That's just the way they are. Have a country in decay like this. You can't. It will not be fixed by people like Assan telling young men not to aspire for anything and saying stupid like telling people it's cool to steal. Would you steal from Whole Foods? I'm pro stealing from big corporations. Like what in the [ __ ] LAR is that? Yeah, stealing is so cool, dude. Let's just steal from big corporations. So those big corporations move out of that community and then that community turns into a crimeridded unsafe shitole ghost town and a food desert. Like yeah, bro, blame that on racism. You're really fighting the man. Listen, you can tell people that billionaires are the real enemy until you are blue in the face. And it might be true, but Jeff Bezos is Everybody has the courage to hate the top 1%. But who's brave enough to hate the bottom 1%. That's the real problem. The B me. That's right. Those are the real problem, boys. the one stabbing them on a train. You know, you can't have a peaceful functioning socialist or even social democratic society with the delusional social policies of Hassan [ __ ] You just can't. Anyway, sorry. I'm just all their entire worldview is based off of virtue signaling and making themselves feel good. Obviously, you can't have open borders while at the same time you let anybody get health care because then everybody's going to come there and get health care and the hospital isn't going to work. Duh. But nobody wants to think about this because it's not about an ideology. It's about using these words and saying these things to indicate you're part of an inroup. It's like hail hydra. At least that one made more sense. Going on a tangent. It's just so funny he sees my politics as like incoherent when to me his politics are the ones that are incoherent. The video was barely political. My response to him was about his like nihilistic mindset when it comes to young men because for years we had to watch the media shove this guy down our throat like he was the Joe Rogan of the left. Oh, he was going to save young men from the alt-right pipeline. Which by the way, this guy is never going to be the Joe Rogan of the left because like Joe Rogan at least I would argue that people like Assan lead more guys towards being alt-right. You could say and the reason why is that there are these very blatant and glaring hypocrisies things like for example encouraging stealing. Everybody knows he's never going to steal. So it's like why are you telling people to do this or like oh well everybody should be you know people should be taxed more and like you you know like a huge house. like there's a problem where like you have these like dramatic huge character flaws that contradict your ideology directly and in the process of that I think that you do invalidate a lot of criticism that people have against or sorry you do invalidate a lot of what you're saying because people just look at that and they say well if you really believe this why don't you live this way and if you don't live this way then you don't really believe this that's it's really just that simple Like I and I think honestly like it's a very good indicator. Like if people don't live a certain way, they probably don't really believe what they're saying. Rogan from years ago, I don't know about now, was all about listening to other people's beliefs and hearing other people's opinions. Hassan does not do that. Hassan closes his ears and goes, "La, I can't hear you. You're stupid. I'm smart." For years, we had to listen to how this guy is going to push young men away from the GOP. They are leaving the GOP, but they're not going to the Democrats. And I don't know if they're going to the left either. But anyway, my video was not political. In fact, the only part that like was political was the part where I agree with Hassan about the genocide in Gaza. If you're a gamer, you should care about things that you actually experience. Very weird coming from a guy who understandably wants everybody to care about a genocide that is happening across the ocean. My point there was you can't be telling young men to only care about things that directly affect them and then make it your life mission to tell those same young men to care about things that don't directly affect them. Do you want Yeah. It's because it's just it it's just Muslim identity politics. That's it. I've said it before. Hassan will always fall off on the side of defending Islamic terrorism every single time. That's why he identifies as a Muslim except he's going to brothel and he's going around uh you know eating bacon. At least, as far as I know, drinking alcohol, he has a dog. That That's all it is. It's literally just anti-West Muslim identity politics. Want me to lose? That's the way it is. Chunks of my brain. Do you want me to John Fetterman myself so I can understand the the compelling argument the shoe on head makes? One that should have been left in the dust bin of history all the way back in 2016. But if opinions from 2016 aren't still here today, then are good. Literally, technically, I mean, I'll put my stats on the screen. I am literally more relevant today than 2016. Like, more people are watching cuz So, so these aren't opinions from 2016. These are opinions from now, people disagree with you now. Look at me as an emo girl. 4chan guys me. Wait, 4chan guys want a fap for me? Wait, I thought it was super cool and progressive to have like an army of men who s for you online. That's not very vocal of you, Assad. First of all, I like how he used the word fat. Nobody actually respects a lot of these sex workers. Nobody does. That's the truth. And that's the reason why at the end of the day when people get pushed comes to shove, they actually get pressed on it. They will use that as an insult. It's because they don't actually respect them. They do it as like a form of performative feminism. But you don't use an insult at somebody and then say that you support that work. You don't do that. I respect all sex workers. Yo, I I usually I don't call him like I I I never do that. Of course I do. That's so old. Isn't it like gooning now? Yes, it's gooning. Come on. Come on. Get with the times. It should have been left in 2016. Come on. Expect them titties. Yeah. If this was said by anyone else, he would be calling it misogynistic and sexist, but it's being said by someone with the hive mind approved opinion, so it's okay. It's called darkwoke chud. We decided to become more hypocritical and annoying. You wouldn't get it. If I was getting paid for men to fap to me like many of his friends and ex-girlfriend porn star do for a living, that would be fine. He would support it. But since I don't do that and I'm just like a normal YouTuber, it's a way to insult and degrade me. It is interesting though how Hassan uses unfuckable as an insult to hurl towards men and [ __ ] as an insult to hurl towards women. I think it was Bel. Hooks that once argued that patriarchy harms men by reducing their worth to status and conquest. While women are harmed by being reduced to only their desiraability and being it's because that's the way biology is. It's the way it works. And it doesn't matter how many books you write about it is still just that's going to be the way it is. And people get mad about it and just get mad all they want. But like at the end of the day, that's the way it is. People get mad. Everybody gets mad. People hate reality. They don't like it. makes him mad. Conquered. You should not be getting feminism mogged by someone who does not call themselves a feminist song. Not a good look, buddy. I'm the biggest feminist. And also, bro, you thirst trap more than I ever have in my entire life. You are on the cover of JQ. JQ JQ GQ. You are on the cover of GQ in a Wait, I don't think Alana knew what that was. I don't think she knew. Tub, I will put the picture up there. as censored as I can to shield everyone's eyes like the rubber duck. You are spread eagle in a magazine. Let me read this to you. Let me read what this journalist said. Are you ready for this? Here's how Assan [ __ ] starts each day working out, shooting the It's Monday, 8:30 a.m. and we're in the backyard of a house in West Hollywood where there's a makeshift private gym with benches, pull down machines, and dumbbells galore. This is where a 34year-old political influencer keeps his thirsted after body fit. WHAT? BY THE WAY, WRITTEN by a male, too. And I'm just like, I would have thought it was Yes, I'm pretty sure. He strips his shirt off. An army of girls and gays would kill to be where I am now. Next to [ __ ] as he pants in a pair of neon shorts with black Calvin Kind boxes poking out. Socialist, by the way. This is really gay. It sounds really gay to me. Sounds super gay. Please explain what JQ is. The Jewish question. It's about whether the Jews control the world. It's unlike glistening off the sweat beating on his chest. So when it's women and gays thirsting after you, then it's a good thing. But god forbid straight men find you attractive. This is the dude that has to keep his girlfriend a secret like some kind of K-pop star so he can like be e boyfriend for his parasocial female fans. I'm always talking about being married. like when I'm in a relationship, I talk about being in a relationship, whatever. If I was a streamer, I would always lie about being in a relationship. I would if especially if I was a girl, but like even as a guy, like I've already been through a handful of like public relationships. I learned my lesson. Or not the one playing E Boyfriend. YOU'RE COVERED UP. YOU CAN you can make the argument with me when people say like, "Oh, well, she's just a for me it's different because like and I think also like now it's different because like I really do operate inside of my own space. Nobody else wants to have anything to do with me. Nobody likes me. Nobody wants to talk to me. Everybody hates me." And I think to myself, finally, I've got some peace. Thank God. Jesus, bro. This is so relax. Oh man. Anime. Okay, fair point. However, the shoe doesn't even like have anything that she wears in her YouTube videos that are like revealing. Like she's very moderate. People wait, hold on. Sorry. My dad is calling. Wait. Dad, put me on the phone with him. We're busy. The left in a mega body, bro. That that that always stuck with me. A progressive mind and a MAGA body. That was just sad. What do they even mean by that? Being attractive. It means that all of the leftist guys are fat lossers and and all the right-wing guys are like uh guys that are attractive and go to the gym a lot. That's literally what they're saying. They're saying that like this mindset is for fat loss and it's their own ideology. Like, why would you say that? Being healthy and working out is rightwing. What the are we smoking? For like a good 3 years, there was this really weird campaign to make Hassan [ __ ] like the face of progressive masculinity in a bizarre attempt to move men to the left. A progressive in a MAGA body, they said, which like what did they mean by that? Hey guys, we're not all ugly just genic freaks. Look, there's one of us who's attractive. What? Mr. Piker's success on camera in some part has been aided by the fact that he is by conventional standards a very handsome man. He is 6' 4 in tall and built. Keep that in mind every time you look at it. Look at his shoes by the way. Like it's crazy. He's a tall guy already. Why do you have to wear basically I mean there are high heels shorter than that. There are like a professional athlete. Square jaw, a beard, and a head of thick dark hair. It's the one aspect many of my haters can't shake, Mr. [ __ ] said of his appearance in a Twitch broadcast last year. They can't turn around and be like, "You're not hot." Indeed, tens of thousands of viewers may watch his videos for his political views. But many also tune in for their view of Mr. [ __ ] himself, whose social media profiles are littered with suggestive images of his muscley body in states of undress, or thirst traps, as the pictures are known. Some of his fans scrape, screenshot, clip, and repackage them into fan cams that travel across the internet glorifying Mr. Piker's appearance and indirectly his beliefs. That is yet again another mainstream article saying, "One of the only reasons people watch his is because he's attractive and that he uses his appearance and thirst traps to gain a following." So, is he like projecting onto me? Is that what this is? Is he like insecure about his thirst traps and his reputation of being nothing but eye candy? And listen, I think that the more that you try to play off of anything like that, you're going to have people that don't like you. And also, this is what happens. There are so many eirls that were really popular 10 years ago and now they're not. Why are they not popular? We all know why. Everybody knows why. And so, you never want to play off of that. Yeah, bro. Like, we all know I'm not going to name any names because we all know who they are. Not delusional. Okay. Obviously, your looks can help take you further in life online and offline. Like, if I was morbidly obese or hideously ugly, I probably wouldn't have like half the following I have. You can easily say the same thing for Hassan. But at least I organically collected my simps and didn't have some like astroturfed glaze fest propping me up for years as some kind of like political. Yeah, she was getting reposted on 4chan with guys confusing her for boxing. That's how you do it. That That's the real way to do it. I remember this really well. So well it was like 2011 2012 and Oh yeah. Remember that sex symbol? Embarrassing. I was one of the people that are now 38 years old to me. 38? You mean 3 years older than us? Oh my god. The people that are in my demographic. And what's so funny is like his little fan girls were coming at me on Twitter like, "You're nearly 40 and you dress like a Hot Topic cashier." Like and you're the exact same age. I think we're a month apart in age. And like look how he dresses. We are literally co-workers at the Hot Topic. Okay. People like Shuon head are basically a humanoid version of aing Reddit aggregator. Reddit Reddit hates me. Literally 80% of his audience are Redditors. Are we are we for real right Bro is loved on like why didn't he say 4chan or Twitter? He's not even funny. Like he can't even banter or do the jokes correctly. Unironically, I think this entire rant, this clip just sounds like if you were just to post the question, what do you think of shoe on head on r/p politics and then read the comment section? It's just angry Reddit coded malding. You don't know the worst part. This is the best thing you can come up with. This is the best you could do. Jesus Christ, what an unbearable way to exist, dude. Oh, I'm getting all my politics from shoe on head. If you're getting your politics from a person like shoe on head, you should be a video about a video game, by the way. Embarrassed. What do you mean get your politics from shoe on head? I don't expect my audience to get their politics from me. I expect them to be entertained, to laugh, to think, to engage with the discourse at hand. I don't try to like pass off as someone you should get your politics from. I don't think my audience should get their politics from me or any YouTuber for that matter. I think they should do their own research, come to their own conclusions. I just say my opinions and people are free to agree or disagree. Asan, on the other hand, like really thinks he's some serious political commentator. Bro, you're a Twitch streamer. I'm a YouTuber, but that's the difference between you and I. I know what I am. Oh my god, the things I want to say to people like this. Then say it, [ __ ] Say it. Say it, [ __ ] Did he change into a suit because I made fun of his Gucci shirt? Like you can literally see him scanning his chat of domestic terrorist like Redditor for insults, right? This is so lazy. I find it more compelling when someone deconstructs why you're being stupid. I swear if I think if he had an audience that thought it was okay, he would obviously bring up that you're a girl. Stupid woman. It's like he's fighting his bro like instincts. He's reverting back to bro tips. Hassan [ __ ] Going back to factory settings, this week's pro tip is about bringing out the alpha male in you. This is a classic example of what happens when your father doesn't pay attention to you. You turn out to be a [ __ ] who's craving for attention and then I tend to pick you up at a bar late night and bang you out on the first date. All his insults I've already ate him on because I've already made fun of the fact that my eyeliner is from 2008. I'm in no position to talk about style. I still do my makeup like it's 2009. I already made fun of the fact that you shouldn't get your politics from me. If you were going to shoe on head for political information, you are deep fried. He never self-insults. Like you can make jokes about yourself. Like I I've joked about a million times like, "Oh, I'm a 400 lb man behind an avatar." Like it's it's funny. Like I feel like just takes himself way too seriously. The most popular streamers, every single one that There's a lot of people that take themselves really seriously and it's because they're insecure. That's the reason why it's pretty obvious. It it it's sad to see some people that, you know, they fall into that trap, but there's a lot of instances of that. I can name that at the top of Twitch with Hassan. Every single one of them at least like makes jokes about their appearance. Asmin talks about how he's bald and doesn't have any teeth. He leaves himself so exposed to being made fun of and that he wonders why everybody makes fun of him. Like, just join in. It's part of being a human being. Honestly, good luck, dude. Thanks. Oh, wait. Crashing out. You like to wipe the drool off. People should He's like He's like frothing. Why are you thropping at the mouth like a bulldog? All right. So, then we got one of these Hassan Orbiters, a former booby streamer. This is This Oh man, I just dude. Dude, I Oh man. Okay, let's go. This is Casey Tron. Oh my god, I cannot stand this girl. Um, this shoe on head girl. Pick me woman. Shu on head and her dumb audience. Her dumb audience of incelss. Like I don't know. It's like she went on head if you like care. You know, isn't it crazy that like I remember whenever this girl was like pretty attractive and you know, she was popular on Twitch, etc., and she's just evolved. And like we're about the same age, too. like she's just evolved into one of these like middle-aged women that picks up a tabloid magazine on like the like at the grocery store and starts reading it and gossiping with the other middle-aged woman about what Kate Middleton is wearing. It's really crazy that like I've watched like these are this is this is my life. These are people that are my age and they've turned into this It's It's scary. It's really [ __ ] scary about these incels. Go one. This is such a self-report for being a [ __ ] [ __ ] Like I love the implication too that like Casey Trum thinks the only way you can truly care about men is if you have sex with them. Does this thought I completely agree process just come free with not having a father figure? DO I HAVE TO HAVE UNRESOLVED daddy issues to comprehend this? Is that problematic for me to say? No, she's [ __ ] Like, prove you care so much about these incelss and their inability to get sex. Go one. Oh, wait. You won't because you're just grifting to them. Like, you don't you You know what? I agree with Casey Schwan. Every girl that agrees with me politically has to have sex with me. This is You know what? I never thought about this. This is a great opinion. I totally agree. Wow. Why didn't I think of this before? This is brilliant. Maybe I should start smoking weed for every meal of the day. Well, I guess for her it must be 10 times. Want to get with them either. But you'll condemn other women for not wanting to who you don't want to. Okay. When did I ever condemn women for not wanting to [ __ ] people? What is it? Hat on foot again. Hat on foot. Making YouTube videos from Earth 2 about how women owe men sex. What the fantasizing? Why is everything sex with these people too? Like everything is sex. You talk about the human desire to like create a family and have like a legacy. And they're like, "Sorry, you can't get laid in cell. Sorry you can't get pussy." Says the chick that sits in her room all day and smokes weed until she's numb. Are you being serious, dog? What do you If you look up the By the way, this might not be something she'd want to hear, but that's what my mom did. I that coughing that same way. She should stop that. She should She You should stop doing that. It's There's not a good ending for this. Stop smoking cigarettes. Stop smoking weed. It's really bad for you. It's just a little Not so fun fact. Dangers of smoking marijuana in like a kids dare pamphlet. There's just a picture of Casey Tron's face. You're happily married and have a child, but because some fat [ __ ] on Twitter thinks you're a grifter. You're going to need to a bunch of random men to prove them wrong. What do you just have to do? Like a weekly raffle, pull a random insult of how do you verify that number 20? Yeah, I stand by what I said. Bonnie Blue. Shuon Head should be thanking me for giving her and her incel following. Say it again. Award. Said it again. It's like a parrot man. What? Incel. The reason why Caseyron hates men is because men pick different women than Casey Tron. That's the reason why she used to not feel this way. But then after men decided that there were other women that were more attractive and better worth watching, then she decided that she hated all men. It's just like what I've said is that most people's viewpoints and ideology is actually just personal unresolved drama. You know, you know Jafar from from Disney Hassan is Jafar and like the good girl. Yes. Give her a call. Hey, you cracker. So, once again, people in his chat bought up my video. He has not responded to it. He has he has not made a single point. Called me emo, called me irrelevant, you know, but he didn't call me wrong. Notice that they never call me wrong. They call you emo, but they'll never call me wrong. Did you see what Shuan had responded on with on Twitter? No. Also, what what it's crazy to me, one of the things is like how much like how much like random pausing there is. I mean, I usually try to say stuff, right? I I feel like in some cases I I say too much. I do like I could just like sometimes JUST LIKE SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. I'LL BE right back. All right. Ah, okay. Sorry about that. Who cares, dude? That laugh is killing me. Who cares? So embarrassing, bro. The fake laugh. What is going on? What are you guys talking about, man? What are you guys talking about, bro? I'm literally over here talking about how uh we we are I'm doing a rally with someone who's running in Philadelphia. I'm out here doing the revolution. Okay. Like that's cute, Hassan. That's adorable. He's not a politician, man. The majority of the people that know your name only ever heard of you because you electrocuted your dog live on stream. Ka, please justing go. You stop. Isn't it crazy? It's already been over a year since this. Does he not understand that? I'm pretty sure it has actually. Was it Has it been a year? I think it's been a year. Online Redditors like they don't give a [ __ ] about your rally, bro. In the background over here, THEY WANT YOU TO CALL SHOE ON Head a Nazi to validate their hatred and their feelings. October shoe on head. It's the laugh again. No, you're joking. Stop. Han is pissed because like he's finally out doing something in the real world and the only thing people care about. The only thing people are talking about in regards to him online right now is this. And you know what? To be like completely fair, which is something these people would never do for me, this was a better response than his first response. He's basically just like, I don't care. I'm busy doing like real things in the real world. Okay, fair enough. Understandable. Have a nice day. But then then he says this, "Talk to me when when we got the wiki feet ratings up for Shuan Head." Okay. Does she What's her wiki feed looking like? Okay. She got the the bro tips coming out again. She What's her What? What are Did I listen to what that woman said? No, absolutely not. Let me know if I can see her feet though. Weird things. Honestly, it would be giga chat if it came from anyone funny or likable. Like if the chatter doesn't even bring it up, why did you bring up Wiki Feet? I know. By the way, if you guys don't know, Wikipeds website where people upload pictures of like celebrities feet. Let's look up Han's foot. Oh my. No way. He's got his bare tootsies online. Wait, I have a higher feet score than Hassan. Is this what this is about? He's mad. He's been foot mogged. By the way, never address anything you said. Never even attempted to refute a point. Just starts calling someone about like winky feet. If I sold feet picss, if I sold pictures of my feet, would he use this as an insult? No. Because he's Mr. Sex Positive, Mr. Sex work is real work, Mr. Brothe Boy. I'm making a difference, unlike Shu and her stupid video. Also, did you know she's stupid? She's stupid. Don't go watch the video. Don't go watch it, guys. She's stupid. Also, her feet are kind of nice looking. Oh my god. The craziest part about all of this was after his crash out and like after everyone was making fun of him, he gets on Twitter and he's like, "I've yet to watch any of her content." Uhhuh. Excuse me. So, what the [ __ ] are you basing all of this on? How am I stupid? How do I change my politics? How am I just an emo girl that men fap to? Either A, he's lying and he has seen my content, or B, he's just blindly repeating things he's seen other people say about me. Either way, it's pathetic. He's stuck between like wanting to be above it all. I don't even know who that is. I'm out here doing the revolution and wanting to tear me down. But he can't do both. So, as it stands right now, what he's saying is that he has literally never heard me speak. He just looked at me and went, "Woman online must be a [ __ ] paste," which honestly not a bad guess. People should be more embarrassed. Okay. What happened to Shame? Oh, wait, wait, wait. I find it incredibly ironic that the guy who used chain lightning on his dog live on stream in front of thousands of people and then lied about it and gas lit everybody thinks that anyone else needs to be embarrassed about anything. Like you've spent your entire career, the better part of a decade plus, being a political commentator, but the only thing that the majority of the internet knows you for ising zapping your dog for stepping off its four square foot caught that you've designated for it. That's your [ __ ] legacy, Hassan. Like obviously he watched the video and something in it really had him rattled. Like was it the brothel thing? Was it the clock meme? Because if it was the clock meme, that was a joke. Okay, we're the same age, Hassan. It is not too late. This is all not that serious. I just thought it was really funny and everybody was asking for a response video. So there, there's your response video. I also just want to make it clear that if he responds, I will not be responding back unless it's something absolutely insane that requires a response. I refuse to get caught in the Hassan [ __ ] content loop. I will leave that to the professional Hassan [ __ ] farmers. There are people who have made diabolical wealth off of farming this guy. Okay, I am but a humble culture war farmer. I am but a humble gender war farmer. And my crops are dying. I must get back to them. They're calling him the corniest man alive. The final boss of performative male feminism. The human Ryan Griffin. This is like when like a hot girl has like a video game controller and she's like licking it. She's like, "Yes." or like with the cat ears, the the little headset with the cat ears. I love that there's not just one picture, it's two in different shots. So like it's like, "Dude, can you just take a picture of me like holding it and then like putting it down on my lap solemnly looking out the window? My dog is literally just sitting next to me staring at me. He knows I'm talking about Hassan. He knows Ka, I will save you." Okay, Alana, thank you for joining me. You made it less painful to watch this [ __ ] Okay, I'm glad I you were with me for this. Plug your stuff for everybody watching. Follow me on Twitter on Smuggalana. Follow me on Twitch. I go live 5 days a week. Join my Discord. Lots of really nice people to hang out in there. Absolutely. Call me mommy. Emo girl with the feet. Jesus. If you like this video, please subscribe and if you can donate to my Patreon link down below. I'm going to start doing live streams for Patreon members only. That should be a lot of fun. And I will see you guys next time with a new video. Oh my god. Jesus Christ. the people they ask.