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Hello there lovely people and welcome to the future game show spring showcase powered by HyperX. I'm Deborah Wild though if you're not an Ishtik. You'll know me as Lazelle from Bouldersgate 3, the Gthani warrior of your dreams or that was the uh the orc [ __ ] right and I'm shy Mat the voice of Scar and Weathering Waves. A cruel and twisted maniac. Sando in Dragon Quest 11. Darling and the hero Gotham deserves the orb. That's what I thought. Yeah. What? I'm Batman. The lizard. Yeah, but I mean that's basically I didn't know we could use the second camera for dramatic effect. Oh yeah, that's a little party trick I do. The guys Star and Wonder Waves. I forgot jam-packed show for you today full of exclusive trailers and developer deep dives into the hottest upcoming games. But before we begin, we'd like to thank you for joining us as we enter our sixth year of helping you discover something new. We featured over a thousand games so far and were the first to showcase award-winning titles like Immortality. More recently, we brought you the world premiere of last year's indie breakard, Blue Prince, as well as the reveal of one of the top wishlisted games on Steam, The Expanse: Osiris Reborn. And with the help of our friends at Capcom behind the scenes look at Resident Evil Reququum. Oo, that's cool. So, if you want to show your support amazing new games, head over to the dedicated Steam page and wish list. You guys think this game this show is going to suck? We'll also be giving you the chance to win some HyperX goodies later on. So, don't go anywhere. Why are y'all like this? There's no reason why this showing you our first world premiere. Here we go. Oh, that's cool. Is this going to happen every time? As long as we say the magic words. Now, roll the trailer. Let's get it. Is it a horror game? It's a simple job for men with nerve. All right. All right. Okay. All right. We're locked in. The roses. That's why you're here. Concord 3. No. That place will make your skin crawl, buddy. Break in, take it, get out. So, it's like a heist game. And keep it quiet. How's this work? We don't know what happens in there, but that place, it twists men. What? This game's dark as a [ __ ] right? Damn. Who's that? Oh, that's a hydrolisk. This is Ben and Jesuit, [ __ ] The [ __ ] What are you doing? This looks really good. This looks really good. Joe. Joseph. Joe, I'm here. Why is his head a pineapple? Look at his head. Head's a pineapple. video seems low quality. And above all, after this trailer, I want to swap it over. Those places must remain. I don't want to interrupt the trailer. Closed. Thank you. You see, it's a simple job. Damn. Break in, take it, get out. cordure. That's cool. This sounds too close to con, guys. This might be Concord 4. Yeah, I mean that that's It looks pretty cool, but like I don't really know. I might just pause these real quick. First look at Cordura, a cooperative psychological horror game on your paranoia. It's coming soon. There it is. Damn, that looks way better. God damn, that's way better. That was your first look at Cordura, a cooperative psychological horror game that prays on your paranoia. It's coming soon to PC and PlayStation, so get it on your wish lists pronto. Okay. Mhm. Here's a pup punk action adventure where you play as a love struck zombie. Didn't they show this one? They showed this one before his frozen girlfriend. And to be honest, who hasn't done that? H stupid never dies was unveiled late last year, but we got exclusive gameplay trailer for this body hacking RPG coming at you. This game looked all right. It doesn't look great. It looked all right, though. It's like a a game from Japan, I'm pretty sure. Go die. He's galaxy gassed out of his mind. KO has swallowed up humankind and seized all of our collective intelligence. Since you now have the same ability he does, you can TAKE IT ALL BACK AND resurrect the human species. Damn. I'd give my life to get her. Oh, this is the this is relatable. Oh, wait. I'm already dead. She's not conscious. It's a it's a body pillow. Survivor to dive into the dungeon, eat Kom, and seize the over technology. I think that this could be fun to play. The combat a special kind of myasma. Not ready for it. I'm not I'm not 100% ready to say it's going to be good. It could be good though. Oh, there's a [ __ ] timer thing. Oh, [ __ ] This looks like a dungeon. It should reduce the time required to rejuvenate. The speed of your growth will increase with each trip to the dungeon. Yeah. Yeah. It's just a rogue life. One thing is for certain. Once the power in the cold storage goes off, your girl is a goner. Am I crazy to say that? Like I think this game's like 3 4 years too late. I feel like it's a little bit late. Yeah, like 10 out of about 10. It's all right. Flushing yourself into a dungeon. The things we do for love. Yeah, stupid never dies is coming out later this year, but you can wishlist it now on PC and PlayStation. And remember, every wish list helps. Okay, so up next, we've got the scoop on a brand new jungle ccentric DLC for Dave the Diver, the beloved restaurant management simulator, where the catch of the day is entirely up to you. I never played this game. I heard it was good. I heard it was really good, actually. What did they just [ __ ] on in the jungle? Oh, you got to kill that thing. Uh-oh. We love Fortnite. Duck Hunt. Remember that? This old game. Damn. Damn. What the hell? It's all right. I mean, again, I don't know really I ever played that. Consider your summer plans sorted because Dave the Diver in the Jungle is coming to all platform June 18th. And while you've got your calendars out, why not leave some room for our next, wait for it, world premiere. It's a remake of delightfully spooky adventure game that was a killer app for the humble CDROM. Let's check it out. A CD ROM. What the hell is this? Old man Stal built a house and filled it with his toys. Six guests came one night. You shouldn't go walking alone. Their screams the only noise. The iconic game returns. Nothing more. Seventh guest. I've never seen this win. I don't even know what this is. I say this is the first time I'm seeing it. Apparently, there's more to this than I thought. Experience the mystery again. They're just that rumors. No one came out that night. Not one was ever seen. But old man Stal is waiting there. Crazy sick. Thank god I'm on eBay. This is a series of unfortunate events coded. Is that right? The Seventh Guest remake. Damn. Like Yeah. I don't remember this at all. Like I [ __ ] Like I don't Yeah, I don't remember. The Seventh Guest is on its way to PC. What year did the original game ASAP? Can Can somebody do look that up on their Google? Dev, do you remember those three pixel art clips that went viral on social media but were made with AI? AI. Yeah, imagine if it was possible to make something like that without destroying the environment and making PC parts even more unaffordable. Well, imagine no more because a solo developer has taken it upon themselves to build an immersive sim in that style and it's already racked up 100,000 wish lists. Wow. Humanity. So, here is the gameplay reveal for Project Shadow Glass. So, is this this is AI, right? Hopefully, it's AI. Oh, this is cool. Oh [ __ ] Fight apples coin can buy. What is this? Like King's Quest 7. What'll it be? Raise your drinks, fellows. This looks really cool. I love I love games with this kind of style. Like there's video games I used to play that look like this. You don't even know the names of them anymore. You used to buy them out of a garbage can in Circuit City. They like you'd buy them. It was like 10 games and one disc. Five of them didn't even work. Oh, you got to steal all that money. Oh, give me that money, [ __ ] Hey. Oh god. No. Stupid [ __ ] That's pretty good. Uh-oh. Oh. I wonder if that actually kills you or you go in the water or not. I wonder. That looks pretty decent. Yeah, it's all You can get your hands on Shadow Glass when the demo launches on Steam later this year. And yes, if you couldn't already tell, it's a love letter to classic games like Thief and Deis X. Yeah, those are the old games. That's from a while ago. What's next? Dev. Well, I would try that out. I mean, only the hottest game of the year. It follows an orphan thrust into a spotlight. You could even say it has all the building blocks. Is it the best one so far? Is it the best one so far? Yeah, I think you're right. developer diary for uh Lego Batman, isn't it? Shy. Well, yes, Dev. Bit rate. Bit rate should be fine. Yeah. So, it's on HD. Good evening, Gotham. Join us in a celebration of absolute chaos. Hi, my name is Matt Ellison. I'm executive producer at TT Games, currently working on Lego Batman. Lego Batman, which is an openw world action adventure game where you get to experience playing Did you guys ever play with Legos whenever you were a kid? His journey to becoming I did the hero of Gotham City. Whenever I was a kid to legend, I had all the prequel uh Star Wars Legos. A celebration of all things Batman. You'll be able to experience all the DC lore from comics like I was in on that shows. And all of this will be brought together in this game with them of humor. I still have them downstairs. Let's get to the root of the problem. We don't do that. Sorry. Able to play as Batman, Robin, Nightwing, Catwoman, Jim Gordon, and Talia Al Ghoul. And all of these characters will have unique progression and skills you unlock and different abilities and different gadgets that you'll be able to use in the game. So, Jim Gordon has got a foam gun, which you can use. He's got a phone gun and things to solve puzzles, but you can also use it to immobilize enemies in combat. And that's a really fun and effective way to deal with people there as well. And Catwoman, she's got a whip and she's also got a can be used in different ways to help you get through the game. One of the other really cool things is the new combat system that we've got in the game. With this, it's very uh action and very dynamic and people really feel powerful and in control of these characters as they pick on the enemies. Use these different gadgets in the story. for example, Batman. He's got batteries that can distract enemies, stun enemies, and then you've also got his back claw, which he can use to reel enemies in and get them up close to fight them. As you'd expect, you know, Batman and his allies are finding a whole variety of villains. If I got like a sponsor to play this game, I would play super villains are here. So, the Joker, I don't know if I would play this game. Poison Ivy, Raz, Bane, and there are many more as well. So, you'll be fighting a variety of the enemies as you go through the Bane was always my favorite Batman villain. Lego games expect from Lego games is to be able to collect lots of different things and this game isn't going to disappoint there. So I thought the Joker was okay through the game to be able to collect 100 different suits for your players. Lego games unironically spanning a whole variety of different eras and different references. So, we've got things going from the very early debut look of Batman from uh the golden age suit which is from in 1939 through to all the modern day stuff as well. Also, today we've got an exclusive look at two new designs of outfits that we've got old school Batman their original Lego Batman video game looks that we had in our title way back in 2008. Our first venture to Lego Batman. We've got those two suits available in this game as well. And it's a great way for us to legacy with Lego Batman and that character here at T and celebrate that in this game as well. Lego Batman Legacy of the Dark Knight is available to pre-order and wish list now and will be available for players on May 29th. We can't wait for you to experience it, man. I mean, I really like Let's All right, let's All right, next. Next. Let's go. Next one. I hope you enjoyed that deep glide into the mean streets of Gotham City. Deep glide. I know I did. Lego Batman Legacy of the Dark Knight is coming to PC, PlayStation, and Xbox on May 29th and Nintendo Switch 2 later down the line. Right. And next, we have So, put it on your wish lists now. Okay. Sh. Back in a sec. Back in a sec. Next up, we have some exciting news about Void Interactive's tactical swat shooter, Ready or Not. What is this? I don't know if I've seen this. 911. What's your emergency? I've got somebody tweeting. Have you ever seen a city topple like a house of cards? What the [ __ ] It's beautiful. Funny how fast. Everything just falls apart. Oh [ __ ] That's Antifa. Wait, do you finally get to shoot protesters in this game? Not so different. Wait, we all break eventually. Some just make a little more noise. Damn. Uncle Sam. Uncle Sam with an AK-47. Antwife. Yeah. You can already play this. Yeah. I think of it as more of a correction. See you soon. all decent. I mean like attack update is out now on Americans think an average day is here and fresh cosmetics for you and your friends to check out. Be sure to jump in after the show. And while you're organizing your next games have been like premiere especially for you. Like I'm not sure if I'm like super excited like that. The this one's an ambitious old school game looked decent strategy game set in the middle ages. Wait, what? Classic8s strategy game in the middle ages. England is at war. King Lionart knighted his greatest warriors, but his murder shattered the road. This better be good. And each lord sought to seize the crown for the I see dice. It's probably getting turn of our lord 1986. Defender of the crown launched. Raids. SIEGE AND CONQUEST. DAMN. In the year of our Lord 2026, Defender of the Crown returns. Retro Mode. All right. Original visuals and games. That's what I'm talking about. Classic mode. Let's go. New graphics and refined. Someone kidnapped a girl. Kingdom mode. With new trials to test your claim to the throne. Three modes, one legendary experience, triumphant victory. Defender of the crown. This is absolute boomer bait. It 100% is like all the like 45year-old software engineers watching this and be like, "OH, THIS IS coming to PC and consoles later this year." Yeah. Thanks, Dev. Uhhuh. Before we move on, uh just a little note to say we'll be uploading all of the individual trailers from today's show onto FGS YouTube channel. So, you should go and subscribe right now. Go on. Fully called out. Yeah, there's a lot of a lot of you guys. I know. I'm fully aware. Now, next up, we have the latest update on Adorable Adventures, a relaxing journey where you'll follow your nose to reunite a family of baby paws. Extremely cute stuff. This little guy is Boris. Even though he's young, Boris has an incredible sense of smell. Yay. And can use his nose. What the plants and wildlife around him. Come on. The park is full of exciting things just waiting to be discovered. But with so many different areas, it's easy to get lost. Especially after the fire, Forest knows that his brothers and sisters are out there. Finding them won't be easy. Find Rock. He's determined to bring them back together. Oh my god. So they can be a family once more. Oh my god, bro. Like, oh my god. Adorable Adventures. April 30th. This is in a month. Should I play that when it comes out, guys? I actually I hate to say it. I think that would actually be good stream content. I think it would be good stream cont. What have we got next, Dev? Like, I hate to say this. Rolling with a developer overview of unboxing Mr. Coup, a handdrawn adventure game. Developer Nacho Rodriguez. Take it away, Nacho. Mhm. Hello, I am Natur and you're watching a little bit of gameplay of unboxing Mr. Coup. No, this is the sequel after the PO boxes of Mr. Coup, which was launched on September 2023. And this is a fully animated graphic adventure, a point andclick game with a lot of handdrawn frame by frame animation. Oh, I thought it was going to kill. Director and animator of the game. And I love to create surreal stories. And I love to tell stories without words, only pictures, moving around, cartoony, fluid, surreal adventures, slapstick. And I love to put as much control as possible in the hands of the player. So I want every click to be responsive, every little action to be fluid and respond to whatever the player commands and to let the player play at his own pace. So you will get to explore a story full of adventures, full of puzzles, and full of slapstick hilarious Jesus Christ adventures. This guy sounds like the kind of guy that thinks mayonnaise is spicy. More than getting cut up into pieces. This guy's blood pressure never goes over 80. He will get dissolved into molecules. This guy got stressed out once. It was 23 years ago when he was born. But you can already wishlist it on Steam. Thank you very much. See you. Unboxing Mr. Coup is coming soon to PC and consoles on your wish lists to catch all the latest updates. And without further ado, I'm actually excited. Really? Game play from Klex. It's not my kind of game. I just I'm not trying to be mean. I'm just making fun of the guy. Right. What is this? Okay. Okay. All right. Yep. Got it. And it's a guy. And where's he going? What's he doing? Ooh. Can I Where's the video game? Okay, here we go. This actually does look like a video game. Wait a minute. No, no, this could actually be a video game. We don't get a lot of those nowadays. We just get art project from failed theater kids that can't act. Yeah, boy. This This is good. This is good. This is good. You know what this reminds me of? Where's it at? Move it. Actually, I'll move it down. Kix, this looks good. Yeah, it looks decent. Uh, it reminds me of remember this game Klex is coming to PC and consoles in the but you can play the demo now on Steam. Remember that goofball game? And with that, it's time for our, check this out, first developer deep dive. What's a deep dive into? So, you do have a fraction of my power. Once to watch is where we delve into an upcoming game that players have been raving about online. Oh, yo, this [ __ ] was badass combat of light survival with an immediate imp. So, we asked the game's like middle players can expect from this promising horror game. This look big dick. All right. Yeah. I like this. I like this. Okay. There it is. See, this is See, this is all right. All right. Yes. Yes. Yes. He cut his head. Exactly. Yes. Okay. Finally. 1.5 mill wish list. God damn. Hi everyone, Goldrich here, creative director for Blight Survival. Okay, first off, on behalf of myself, MS Ash, and the team, thank you. Hitting 1.5 million wish list is a massive milestone. We're incredibly grateful for your support. We've taken the time to make sure that it pays off when the moment comes to put in your hands. When we teamed up with Behavior, we spent a lot of time digging into the original vision for life. See this? See this? It quickly became clear that if we wanted to truly do justice, we needed to take a step back and rebuild our core systems from the ground up. Let me dial this up a bit. Turn up. We're designing Blight to be a brutal, visceral game. Combat is meant to be felt. Oh yeah. From the first Clashy bald man making a sword game. These finishes are just one part of our immersive combat system that we can't wait to show you in the future. [ __ ] perfect. We've started ramping up on small scale play tests. So for anyone who's interested in shaping the future of join us on Discord. Thank you from everyone here at the team of Blight and we can't wait to see you soon. Already won. Yeah. This is great. No, I'm going to play the [ __ ] out of this. They don't even have a release date on this [ __ ] do they? No, they don't. They're probably the blight survival team scoop. Make sure you're in the official Discord on future play tests. Now, I like that a lot. Good idea. Yeah, I hope I powerwash simulator. Didn't they say they're going to put to their former glory? They're going to put my room in that and Moorish. Now, get this. your [ __ ] fake news actually impact real world recycling efforts too. Let's take a look at some new gameplay. Can you have it like Can you have it do the opposite? Everyone over here. Like if you can't clean something up. Did they set another tire on fire in in like uh in Sudan? Oh wow. Guys, we got to do the ship break. Okay. Oh, let's move slop. Here we go. Come on. You know what? I like playing with my friends. A this I've got recycling covered. Anyone? I don't like playing anything. I got it. Where's Brian? I think he's in the If I wanted to vacuum things up, I got to vacuum over there. I've got something over here. Over here. Uh-oh. Can you vacuum up like a raccoon? So cool. All right, let's celebrate. Yes. or like a mouse. It'll be cool. Clean up the earth. Unear natural beauty with your buddies when clean up earth launches on PC, PlayStation, and Xbox later this year. Fake commentary. Yeah, really shitty trailer. To a slightly different cooperative experience. Here's Super Massive Games to tell us more about the studio space station thriller Directive 8020. 8020. That was like That was whenever we had slavery. Wait, no. 1820. That was 1820. Never mind. It can manipulate it physical appearance. The guy in the middle looks like he came out of 1300. It can change shape. It can turn into any of us. Look at him. Mitchell. Looks like a fire haircut. I did everything right. Oh, wow. What's this? I did everything. This just British. Oh, what the hell is this? Stuff, it's me. That should The trailer was cringe like with the people there, but uh the game pillows because Directive 8020 launches on May the 12th on PC, PlayStation, and Xbox. Here's the launch trailer for 1348 XO, a cinematic action adventure that follows a young knight in medieval Italy. How many How many players it got now? It hit 400, right? Every deed has a price. It hit 400. In times such as this when folk feel. This game releases today by the way. Abandoned by God wroth and vengeance. Kill those peasants like weeds. Kill them wherever you are. They don't believe in God. Bianca. This I vow. I will not fail. I will not leave without you. Be this bloodshed, this suffering must end. Wow. one frame per second. I'm going to play it tomorrow. I think I'm planning on doing it tomorrow. PlayStation and PC and stars Albby Baldwin as well as a friend of the show, Jennifer English. Don't miss it. Wow. Combat to Shadow Stone. This is the next game from Secret Door, the team that brought you Sunderfoke. Let's find out when you can go hands-on with this Dark Fantasy Tactics rogike. rock. All are faded to fall to Shadow Stone. The witch, the Berserker, the pyromancer, the ranger. There is no escaping from Shadow Stone. Shadow Stone is coming soon to PC, but you can sign up for the play test on the game Steam page. Now, Shai, I think it's time for some friendly competition, don't you? You're not going to beat me up again, are you? Oh, no. I'm saving that for later. I'm talking about the HyperX Cloud Alpha 2 wireless headset giveaway. All right. Yes. Courtesy of our friends at HyperX, you can be in with a chance of winning one of five pairs of these lovely gaming headsets by entering our competition. Just follow the link on the screen now. The HyperX Cloud Alpha 2 Wireless has been designed so players can embrace immersion and game without interruptions. What game is this? Which is why they offer up to 250 hours of battery life. Well, that's enough for at least one completionist playrough of Boulders Gate 3. And who wouldn't want to hear Lazel's battle cries booming through those 53 mm dualchamber drivers? You can also enjoy simultaneous 2.4 GHz and Bluetooth connectivity as well as tinker with the RGB base station which lets you program game specific macros, switch between devices like change the color of your setup depending on your mood. You can do that in Razer already. And now for something completely different. I'm just Namco has some news to share about Little Nightmares Altered Echoes, the VR spin-off of the famously creepy franchise. Is it VR? You know what VR stands for? Stands for dog [ __ ] Very [ __ ] I like that's better. Very [ __ ] True. Uh-oh. They got you. He got a lot of pointy hats today, huh? A lot of pointy hats. This is all right. I I mean, I guess this is cool. I mean, I could see this being good to stream. Uh-oh. Oh, fat boy. I mean, it's kind of cool. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I guess it's cool. Oh. Maybe this would be good in VR. I'm going to be real. Like, it's probably one of the only good VR games I've seen for a bit. Yeah, I I'm a Yeah, it's actually pretty good. I love [ __ ] on VR games, but this one actually looks decent. Damn, bro. Like, maybe this isn't very [ __ ] Maybe it's not very [ __ ] That's big. Never thought I'd be there. Little Nightmares Altered Echoes is coming to PSVR 2. SteamVR on April 24th. Oh, it's on Steam. Don't be afraid to give it a wish list. That's funny. That's what my mom calls me. What? Little Nightmares? No, PSVR 2. All right, we've got some brand new gameplay for Silver Pines. Now, a moody survival horror game set in a small American town. Let's see it. Peggy 16. Can't win them all, right? Not even all of my jokes are funny. It's okay. I dreamt I was laying in a field looking up at the night sky. It was the strangest thing. This looks like millennial slop. I feel like I'm dreaming. This looks like big millennial slop. Okay. It's not so bad. I don't remember going to this place. I thought it was somewhere else. Uh, this looks like a theater kid game. It does. I'll find it any moment. I promise. I don't know. Maybe it's good. Like I I I just, you know, I see something like this, it's like, yeah. You know what I mean? That guy looks like he could use a damn fine cup of Joe. Oh, and maybe some cherry pie, too. Mhm. Take a trip to Silver when it lands on PC and consoles later this year. Nothing too crazy. All right, we've got something pretty special for you. Now, there are no ghosts at the Grand is an upcoming spooky renovation game where you restore a crumbling English hotel with talking power tools. The hotel might be haunted, and there's a talking cat in there, too. He's called Mr. Bones the Bastard. A But most importantly, it's also a musical with Lovecraftian vibes. And you know how we like our performances here at the Future Games Show. So without further ado, we'd like to welcome Marcia Richards and the concierge to perform an original track from There Are No Ghosts at the Grand Lights. This is No. No. No. A I knew it. I knew it. You would never know that you first look around. At first glance, there's nothing wrong in this town. This is millennial. Why in the air that rumble up the stairs dude? It just ain't right. Damn, look at that. Wow. Oh, wow. You can fix the ice cream parlor. I tell like something has remained of the former client tell you know what I mean. You've seen it as well. But where the cell started out I could not tell in the air that ringing in your ears. What are those Pokémon? So here make it stop. No, if I have to watch it, you do, too. No, you have to you have to watch this with me. This is what you get. I hate millennials. I hate them. They're the new baby boomers. You are one. I know. Fully aware of that. Heat. Heat. Wow. Wow. Jin Z saying 67. Oh, it's got to be a cat. has has to be a cat. There are no ghosts at the ground. Well, guys, well, that really lifted my spirits. Oh, and you can lift some spirits of your own with a car vacuum when there are no ghosts at the Grand launches on later this year. Next up, we've got A GAMEPLAY TRAILER FOR Last Flag. A hectic game of 5v5 hero shooter hide and seek. Oh god. Let's check it out. This is This could be Concord 4, by the way. H. There's a good chance this could be Concord 4 in the trash. Off the plant, off the picture four. Well, Marathon's Concord down the hatch. Let me see how Marathon's doing. Actually, of Julius. Let me look and see your face. Your mother. Are they going to kiss? No. Okay, I don't care. Uh, all right. So, where is it? Marathon. How many players does it got? Oh, wow. It's crashing out. GG. Yeah. It might be crashing out, bro. I just looked I to see. Coming soon to PC wish list and keep an eye out for future play test. I just dude dude I'll play that when it comes out though for content. A medley of four exciting games up next featuring a demon and a demon. Okay, we got four games sense in a minute. Roll the montage. Four games. All right, do it. I want to see each game. Is Anarchy Road, a post-apocalyptic combat racing game where you dodge traps and destroy your enemies. Okay, this is badass throwback. This game looks like it came out on Gamecube. We're looking at Damon and Baby, a highly technical twin stick shooter backed up by an emotional story. It follows a gun toing demon and their adorable companion in a world full of quirky creatures. This actually looks pretty decent. That looks That looks good. Or how about Astroex? An isometric strategic shooter where you chart the hazard filled hallways of a gloomy spaceship and protect its damaged systems from nanotech monsters. No. Finally, we have Demon Lord Just a Block. A grid-based rogue light where you play as a square of decapitated royalty with deceptively simple controls and a flexible build system. You'll make your way through a quadrilateral world to take down the usurping dragon queen. No. No. Hope you enjoyed that. Remember that you can find I want to see more of that driving game. That [ __ ] was cool. Future game show Steam page. In the meantime though, we've got another game that you'll want to keep an eye. Yes, it's another world premiere. Here's the next project from the team that brought you Moonlighter. I don't even know what the hell that is. What's Moonlighter? Stop glorifying demons. You're worried I'm going to bring them back. Ages come and go. Yet never learn. Foolish enough to challenge me only to see me rise. Deadlier, bloodier, thirstier. Oh, wait. So, you just play as Dracula. Wait, what? Never defeat my army. nor conquer my castle. Yo, this is cool. Yo, wait a minute. We're cursed. So, it's a tower defense where you're Dracula tonight for all eternity. Damn, I like that. That looks cool. For my master, for her. Uhoh. Revamp. That's That's badass. I like the idea of that. Castlevania. Ding ding. New genre just dropped. Tower defense vania. Yes, that's how the devs are describing it. Not you, dev, the developers, of course. And it's coming soon to PC. But who knows? I think this dev would make a really good dev. And safe to say I'd have some pretty uh wild ideas. We've got another once to watch deep dive coming up next. And this time we're focusing on Hello Sunshine. A game where you survive in the shadow of a giant friendly robot. Here's the developers Red Thread Games to tell us more. let's see it. most likely to make you wear sunscreen. Oh, come on. Let's see if you do it better than me. Show you how it's done. Oh, we're working on Hello Sunshine, a survival mystery game where you play the nomad who's walking in the shadow of a giant robot. and you're on a journey to get to a tower. And the journey is all about figuring out who you are, where you going, and what is the mystery of this this grander world you're in. We put out a trailer which shows this epic robot battle which people found really cool and uh the game actually starts with that and right after that battle is done. Does the robot kill anybody or how does it work? It's just you, the sun, which is very dangerous in this world, and the giant robot. And the giant robot's shadow is your haven at the start of the game. You venture out to the shadow to find resources. Why not just do the game at night? Investigate mysteries. And as the game progresses, why not just go out at night further into the world and out of the shadow and stay out of the shadow longer, but you're always following this robot and the relationship between the main character, the player character, and the key. It's in this game, but you're always on a journey. The robot is always walking ahead. So unlike a lot of survival games which are browser from that, your hub keeps moving and it keeps pushing you through this world. And at the start, you don't have any way to interact with the robot, you know? You you're just sort of like trying to figure out like what is this robot doing? Where is it going? It's going the same way we're going, which is great, but how long will that last? But as the game progresses, the relationship evolves. All you know is that you have to sort of get to somewhere. You don't even know what that somewhere is at the start, but you know you're in this world that is like a the ruins of a corporate empire. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. There a lot of really good survival games out there and all of them are very systems driven for the most part, right? Some of them are quite forbidding tough. They require quite a lot. We wanted to make something that's a little bit more forgiving and that's also a little bit more narrative. But of course, the game is very systems driven. Heavy is the wrong word because we don't want the systems to weigh you down on this journey. The systems are there in order to to to support the narrative and the player journey. Some of the core systems like we've already mentioned is Sun Shadow, of course, water. If you stay in the shadow for too long, you're going to start getting thirsty. You need to find some waters. You need to get go out into those ruins and I just don't see why I would play instead of playing then you need to hydrate or I would play instead of like enshrouded or like Valheim or [ __ ] anything. The reason is seems annoying for two people to sit on the couch with two controllers and play split screen. There's so few games that allow for that. You know, you're right about that. I love playing games with her, but there are sometimes there aren't that many games where you can sit together and play and have an experience where, like Jonathan said, you can either go together somewhere or you can sort of split up once you feel more confident and go apart. Hello Sunshine is coming to PC available on Steam to wish list and you can also sign up for our play test which are starting soon. Soon soon. Very soon. Good one. I just like uh I just uh [ __ ] you know what I mean? Hello Sunshine is coming soon to PC, so give it a wish list and keep an eye out for that upcoming play test. Now, from sunshine to something a little chillier, let's find out when you can get your hands on Will Follow the Light, a mesmerizing puzzle odyssey set in the unforgiving Arctic. Next. Come in. This is Will. How'd you read me? Come in, Will. Got two bits of news for you. Starting with the not so great one. What's wrong, Cass? Is Thomas all right? Over. Oh, he's fine. A major storm's heading for the coast. You've got some time to prep the lighthouse and grounds. How much time do I have, Cass? Tomorrow, head studio. I like that name. That name's good. Please help. I know. I'm coming. I'm coming. This looks okay. Looks decent so far. Please. Do you think the McDonald's will have enough room for all these new employees? guys. I don't know if this is a if this is a McDonald's application or not. Let's see. I'm lost. Okay. Well, I guess we're never going to know. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. You don't even have any gameplay. Follow the light. It's coming to PC and consoles on April 28th, 2026. All right. Our next trailer takes aim at Papa Needs a Headshot, a steampunk shooter starring a furious cowboy with a cursed metal arm. I faced him once and it was the worst day of my life. I mean, the gameplay looks decent. Yeah, that looks pretty good. Caught him. We busted out, stole a horse, and now he's coming for us. Yeah. I mean, this this could be this is a video game. This looks like a video I heard he's got this weird metal arm. One second. He's shooting your ears off. The next Yeah, he's using some kind of so bad magic to blow everything up. He's fast. He's crazy. And he What do you think about this? Looks like a flash game. Yeah, it does. That's not a bad thing, though. Keep your heads down, boys. Because Papa needs a head shot. This is kind of a stupid name. I don't think that looks that bad. It really doesn't. It looks like a decent Papa needs a headsh shot is coming soon to PlayStation PC. And it's also what my agent says when I call the office. Okay, now we've got a trailer for Atmosphere. Looks good. Survival series of floating islands. Oh yeah, this game came out a while ago. It was going to come out a while ago, right? Do you think we'll see the people on Earth again? No. Cuz you're dead. When I lost my son in the scorching, I thought I'd seen enough fire. This is good so far. I like it. Once again, the horizon burns. This is it. The last outpost of humanity. There is no other way. Tyos might still have the answer we're looking for. We have to find it before it's too late. That looks okay. Like I mean I there's not really a lot to go off of. It just looked all right. Yeah. I don't know what youall think about that listed now. All B-roll. Yeah. It kind of felt like B-roll, didn't it? That's the way I felt about it, too. We are checking out a cooperative horror game that taps into one of humanity's deepest, darkest fears, incontinents. I don't think I have anything to add to that. So, here's We got to go. The poop gang. Help me out. I seen this in a stomach. I got you, bro. Yep. Full of sketchy burritos. Kick him in the nuts. Yeah. Pressure builds. I play a [ __ ] game. Looks like we got to find some fetish [ __ ] Yeah. Your only belief. Ooh, loot. Oh, I got a full lies in haunted halls. Please play this. Anybody got some clean pants? See what happens. Don't touch me. Oh, why are they full of corn? Find the key. Holy. I I did want to play some of these games. I never really have. I think this is the one made by I don't know if publishing this or not. Behind me. He's behind me. I think so. Not sure. OH NO. I'VE been What the [ __ ] is this? Oh man. We got to go. Run. Oh, what happened here? Got a turtle head popping, guys. I don't know how the [ __ ] this [ __ ] works, though. I hate this. I'm a poop. Don't leave me. Oh god, they're right behind us. You have to have friends to fight with Get inside. Get inside. Oh god, you're right. We got to go. True. April 14th. April 14th. Oh, that's like next month. You're going to want to wash that hand. Maybe I would try it out. Maybe I try it out. Yeah. bearing any unfortunate accidents. We Got to Go is exploding onto PC in spring 2026. Okay, Shy, we get it. All right, it's the game about trying not to poop your pants. I'm sorry. Wash your hands. Shut the [ __ ] up. All right, let's move past the rogue potty humor for a second. Next, I've never played a friend slap game. What happened? Passion. I played Among Us one day. Aluccino started handing out awards. Who actually is this? What's going on? Um, hello. Yes. Hi, thanks for having me. Make me bigger, please. Like we talked about Barbara. Barbara, backstage, I asked you to make me a big boy. You nodded like you understood. That sounds like a sexual harassment lawsuit. Oh, yeah. This is good. Thanks, Barbara. Make him smaller. Make him smaller. Why does he have lips? What's is this? The annoying orange. You know what? Fine. Whatever. It's your show. Okay. Well, welcome to the future GAME EXPERIENCE. OKAY. IS this what you uh came here to tell us about? Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. I'm just a little bit nervous. I just keep thinking about that lip comment you made. Look, I'm sorry about the lip comment. I didn't mean to. Just go on and pitch your game. Introducing the dungeon experience with our new exclusive trailer. Trailer Dungeon Master Creations. The dungeon experience is an immersive firstp person fantasy guided tour. What the [ __ ] is that? Run by me, a low-level RPG monster. Turn an entrepreneur and all around handsome crab. Wow, look at that beautiful symmetry. Those clippy clappy claws. Take the time to explore our dungeon. Exploration. And meet our many dungeon inhabitants. Hey, you really don't need to speak to me. Consider me a table. Just part of the room. Wait a minute, Mr. Krab. I've seen this trailer before, like 5 years ago. Yeah, this isn't exclusive at all. You need to show us something unique. All right. All right, fine. I'll show you something unique. We've got this retro dungeon crawler section. A large unique cast of characters. We've got Walter, Wanda, Wayne, Weaver, Welch, Wendy, West, Will. Oh, and I almost forgot. William. Is this really happening? Who are us? What the [ __ ] is this? all we have time for. No, wait, wait, wait. What the [ __ ] is wrong with me sense of humor? Um, yeah, it's pretty neat. You think so, too? I don't I think it's because they try to be too safe. The dungeon experience. Like, it's like you try to be so safe. That's the reason why people get like that's so stupid. Get the [ __ ] out of here. It's garbage. Talking mud crab are coming to a screen near you in 2026. Don't miss I wouldn't miss it for the world. Now, let's move on. With over a million wish lists acrewed to date, you've probably outbound the sustainable survival game. But we've got the scoop when you can finally get behind the wheel. Let's check out a brand new trailer. Okay, let's see. They never offend anyone. Humor. Yeah, just like really cringe. Like [ __ ] every joke is like a joke about you being like stupid or something. Like it's like oh my god, it's just so boring. Okay, what's this? Yeah, I've I've seen games like this before. So, you get to make an RV. Okay. I just don't see like I I I think this game I'm going to be honest, I I just don't see the road. Okay. What the hell? I I just I I don't know, man. Like I like I I just I I guess I just I don't know where the people that buy these games come from. Like where are they? Where are they at Starbucks or something like that? Cuz I don't know anybody that plays something like this. Like who are these games made for? I don't even know. Women. Women don't play video games though. That's the thing. They don't even play games. They play like two Pokemon Animal Cross outbound is inbound to PC and consoles on the 23rd of April. And if it isn't on your wish list already, then go fix that. Now, our next game is about the discovery of a ninth planet in the solar system. Ninth planet. It could be humanity's last hope. Isn't that the sun? It's doom. Here's a closer look at the latest game from Don't Nod, Aelion. In 2016, Earth is dying. But we might have a solution. We've discovered a ninth planet in our solar system. Theorized, long sought, and yet so close. First observations reveal a vast icy world encircled by two rings. It's magnificent. Spectroscopic analysis has been full of surprises. The atmosphere is dense but stable enough to breathe with the right equipment. An electromagnetic field spans the entire planet forming a complex energy network. Most importantly, our instruments have detected a mysterious heat source. Where's the game? A source that could allow liquid water to exist. Snowfall, flowing rivers. This planet could have a complete water cycle. Really? We're ready. We've trained for the harshest environment. Conditions are not optimal yet. But all the raw ingredients for habitability are here. What happened? Oh no, it's earthquake. We know it. Damn it. This world has everything to become humanity's new home. Impossible. So we gave it a name. What's it called? This is called the name of the game, right? Not for what it is, but for what it will be. Knowing the cause don't really like the Greek goddess of fertility. It can't be about Omen, right? The filion. Okay. Uh, I just like ah, you know what I mean? Oh, they already got pre-order editions. Like, ah, guys, like maybe I would play this if it was like the day it came out. I would try it out. Coming to PC, but like I just don't see like I mean, what the [ __ ] is it? Like I mean, who the [ __ ] like these these are like art projects, bro? Like, where's the where's the [ __ ] Where's the [ __ ] video game? What in the world? Premiier. Where's the [ __ ] video game? This is getting pretty ridiculous actually, but at least I want a video. Drown my sorrows with an adorable adventure. You'll see. Woof. Oh, what the [ __ ] is this? Jesus Christ. I mean, at least it's a video game, right? What was that? Fall Guys. Is this the the dog Nether dimension? Jesus. I hate to say it, but this looks better than half the other games. It do. It do have it better. Like Spyro the Furry. Yeah, it's not that bad. Like that one doesn't look like it's that bad. Is dog Arthur. Bark, jump, and zoom through a vibrant landscape in Hurdles, which is coming soon to PC. Now, let's throw it over to Goodwwind Games to tell us more about the studio's atmospheric biking adventure, Quite a Ride. Hello, Future Games Show. Alex here from Goodwin Games. We're the studio behind Quite a Ride, a first person psychological horror game where your bicycle is your only lifeline. You have to ride through a mysterious fog covered zone known as a blind spot. All right. This is a game about dread, tension, and enigma where exploration fits the mystery. You're trapped in a shifting world where you must write to keep your phone charged. Research anomalies and decode cryptic messages to escape. It's season. You're alone. It's dark and you're never safe. If you stop moving for too long, the fog and what hides inside it catches up to you. Let's talk a bit about the blind spot. The setting of our game. We haven't shared too much yet and frankly we don't want to spoil this. This is not but here's what I can tell you. The blind spot is a stretch of land swallowed whole by a thick I don't think this is that bad. It's a place where work the way it should. Rods change landmarks disappear. I mean this could be this could be a good stream game and the ones who do don't count. It's a stream game. If you want to survive you like I wouldn't play it if I wasn't a streamer but I played puzzles uncover clues. I've already done that. This place is But you are not alone here. The blind spot is a hometown. A stretch. I don't know. Strange and unexplained phenomena. Document them using observe them and piece together how they behave. But the data is fragile. If you run out of charge, collected data is gone. Some anomalies simply exist. Others must be awakened. Some adapt and some are alive and will hunt you. Failing to learn this is fatal. The blind spot is massive and navigating on foot is dangerous. This is where your bike comes in. It allows for speedy escapes when you're being haunted. Yeah, this looks pretty easiest way to generate power. You have to keep cycling to keep your device. They actually started making streamer slop games. The bike is also equipped with a strange tech. You guys think it's just a streamer slop game? FM radio fused to the frame. Maybe this is a tactile mechanic. You have to manually operate. What's the difference between you and our project in a stream game whether it sucks or not? Finding the secret in the static is vital to unlocking new path or revealing hidden areas. I'm not like a robot survivors. I I just see I think it's stupid. That's all there is to it. And we'll have much more to share about the game later in 2026. In the meantime, you can visit the game on Steam right now. It really supports the team and helps us get the game to you. Thank you so much for watching. Keep pedaling. Don't look back and enjoy the rest of the show. Yeah, I'm going to be real. Like, that's actually not so bad. Quite a ride. Like, I would say this is probably one of the ones that isn't as and low battery notifications in quite a ride. I think you're right. You can wish list it on Steam now. It's not that bad. We've got some hot to go gameplay for Shelf Heroes up next. It's a bite-sized shooter where you play as an action figure and face off against waves of toys in enormous household arenas. That's a cool idea. This is a cool idea. Okay. All right. Build your hero. Yeah. I I mean, it's creative at least, right? It's just Splatoon. I never played Splatoon, so it's new to me. Oh. Oh. Uh, I uh this I mean it's a cool idea. I don't know. It just like I don't know if I Shelf Heroes is coming soon to PC with a demo dropping later this year. wish list so you don't miss it. Okay, now let's take a look at a brand new gameplay trailer for Deep Dish Dungeon. It's an ambitious survival game where teams of curious spelunkers explored dungeon. Please be good. Oh, thank you, Anna. Anna, there's a snake. What the freak? Anna, did you die again? Yeah. All right. What's this? Treasure chest. Don't forget to eat. Keep your bellies full. I'm doing magic. You can pick up the planks. Oh, it's locked. I I'm all on my own. I'm safe. Guys, I [ __ ] up here. This game would have be such a cool trailer if there were no people talking. I lowered the water over here. The only people talking should be the necromancer that made this dungeon. Okay, that's it. This is a very cool idea. I like it. But it's killed by the commentary. The commentary is so [ __ ] cringe. Oh my god. There's somebody back. They did come back. They did come back. I am not. What's wrong? What's wrong? Oh, there it is. Oh, he's really big. Millennial sloth. Yeah, I'm out. I mean, this could be fun to play. Yeah, I'm going to be real. I mean, this could be fun to play as a uh like as a as a game with like other people, right? I could see that. But like I just Deep Dish Dungeon is coming to PC in full 2026. I don't want to listen which imagines a world where dogs get to live on as explorers. How many dog games are there? The hardest part of owning a pet is knowing they aren't going to live forever. Holy [ __ ] When a dog reaches the end of their natural life consciousness can be transferred into one of our life. Good. Let's Let's necromancer your dog into an RC car. Explorer. Thank God. As the newest member of our research team, your loyal canine companion will be entrusted with exploring new undiscovered worlds. getting to know the local wildlife. Let's let's keep its soul inside of an RC car. Taken upgrades. This is supporting their fellow explorers. Oh my god. What is this? At least there's at least it's a video game. Who knows what else they might discover? So, what are you waiting for? Sign up to the Leica program today. Has your dog got what it takes to change the world? I just think this is ridiculous. Become man's best intergalactic friend in Rover's Tale, which is launching later this year. Necromancer your dog into a robot. Bay or bae. Ah, nice try. I'm not at liberty to ask unless I summon the pitchforks of the internet. However, the developers at Deck9 Games are reopening that hella tricky question with Life is Strange, a brand new entry in the series. How could they do this to me? The jerky saga of Max Kfield and Khloe Price are [ __ ] six then. But to tide you over in the look at a scene which sees Max and Khloe reunited at last. power to help people. but rewinding time has bought me only 3 days before everything burns. Visions of the future. Life is gay. Mayon party is starting soon. I know. I thought this company went out of business. What's next? Changing to black robes, black shirts going by the old photo. I I thought that I thought the company shut down and look for smoke. No, I actually thought it did. This is it. This like Lost Records or something tonight. Think you can get me another Eyes Wide Shut Mask so we can sleuth together. You're on. You mean a Jeffrey Epstein? Stay out of trouble. This is just like between all the drinking and making out, someone must have taken their mask off. I just I mean not their usual logo. this rooster snake has been dowsted in night. That's a That looks like a That should be a boss password and like dragons dogma something like that like elite cockatric rooster snake. Uh I think I mean suicide which would have been correct. Too bad. I mean how many got the password just need to use it now. Like I just don't see how like why would anybody Jesus Christ what is this? Like why would you do this? Why would why would a person do this Like I just don't understand it. I need to blend in and find that mask for Chloe. Okay. You're too drunk to have something over your face right now. This isn't theft. It's a safety issue. She's in a trees. Hunting for a secret room in a spooky house. Chloe's going to love this. I've been to plenty of bonfires and a handful of pagan parties. Thank you, Portland. But a secret society pagan bonfire. That's a new one. I just want to die. Vermont air. so [ __ ] peaceful here. I just want I want to go to the moon right now. I need I need to go to the moon. I think you should at this very moment. The door pass. I need to go to the moon. So split up, meet at the bonfire when we know more. [ __ ] Why do they make wast? These are art projects. I'm so excited to make these memories with you. Secondhand embarrassment. Like this is just crazy. Like cuz you know they're too they're too much [ __ ] They never do anything in this game that's actually interesting, right? Like it's just decide your own story when Life is Strange reunion. Why would anybody buy that? PlayStation and Xbox on why would anybody play this? Now, our next game blew up on social media and for good reason. It's a wonderfully silly concept where you man the gates of a medieval town to decide who makes and who ends up in stocks. Here's a brand new gameplay trailer for Gate Guard Simulator. Watch out for the cheeky geese. Honk. You'll probably like this. Well, yeah. You get to be border patrol, right? The fool would grav this medieval ice. No, I wouldn't let him in. I would not let him in. The fat people always do things like No fat people allowed. Provided the gate isn't guarded by a It's a zombie game. Gate Guard Simulator is all about using your deduction skills to protect the people. Unless the gate is protected by a [ __ ] Wave. Gate Guard Simulator is coming to PC later this year, but you can wishlist it right now on Steam. Yeah. Okay, great. From gate defense to wave defense, here's a closer look at Killing Floor 3's chilling season 3 update. I've never played a game like this. I never played one. I don't know how these games work. Is this Concord 6? Seems all right. I just want to play games like this. right? Like, damn. Shut up and die. [ __ ] mutant. You're geriatric Wolverine. Oh, shouldn't you shoot him in like the the bright red thing? Like I I don't know. It just seems like probably what you're supposed to do, right? 42 is total slob. It's a slo game. I don't know. I mean, it seems okay. I mean, at least, look, guys. At least it's a video game, right? Like it's not like a [ __ ] weird uh That's right. Killing Floor 3's Operation Deep Freeze is out now. You can jump in the future of humanity after the show. We're approaching the end of the show now, but there are still a few amazing games to share with you. Yes, in fact. Here's another trailer to get excited about. Capcom have sent over a closer look at gameplay from Monster Hunter Stories 3. I don't know what this is. Reflection. Okay, this is Monster Hunter. Wait, what? Hey, future game show. This is Joe Butos from the Monster Hunter community team at Capcom USA. We're all so excited for the launch of Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection coming in just a few short hours. We actually have a free demo available now on all platforms. You can actually carry over your progress to the full your skies in the back of your raffles to save the kingdom from peril ride civil war or worse. To kick things off, you'll customize your prince or princess as you see fit. Make them as royal or rowdy as you like. Don't worry, you can change your look at any time. you'll start out by exploring the hustle and bustle of Aurora Castle to meet the royal family. So, when do you get to kill them? Your ranger partners and the various towns folk. Once you leave the castle, you'll take flight on the back of your skyscale raffles. Uh-huh. You'll meet even more monsters along the way that'll make your journey a babyos alongside your new monster and ranger friends. You'll battle wild monsters. Okay. All right. Here we go. Turn-based combat system is simple to use. Let you and your teammate fight in satisfying and flashy ways. You ready? Is that anchaf? Oh no. Oh, I hated that dick sucker. Just like he put you to sleep. Materials lets you craft even stronger weapons and armor. Oh, I did not like him. ation, a new feature where you nurture endangered species, repopulate loces, and hatch monsties with special traits. there's tons to do and even crazy tough monsters to fight, so be sure to give it a try. I mean, I just don't really see your story begins in Monster Hunter Stories 3. It's not for me, right? It's not for me. Maybe I would try something like this. I don't know. Gear up and bond with your favorite monsters in Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection. It's launching tomorrow, March 13th, on PC and consoles. So, just one more sleep till Monster Hunter Monster holiday we should all celebrate. Shy. That's right. Now, we are getting a brand new look at Ritual Tides Vert Pink's spine curdling on a remote island. Already, I'm already in. Please be good. Please actually be good. Okay, so it's a horror game on a remote island and there's no UI. Okay. All right. [ __ ] finally. That's a spider, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, they put me in the game. All right. All right. I'm sold. I'm sold. This is good. 3 FPS. That's probably just a weird thing. Uh-huh. Would I play this? Yes. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. This looks good. Like this is this is the first like this one of the first good actual big dick games that that we've had was let me guess. No. [ __ ] okay. It's come out two years from now. Nice trip to the countryside there. Reminds me of my childhood. I don't know. is coming soon though, so make sure it's on your wish list. Okay, time for a look at the latest project from the creator of Just Cause. Samson is an intense big city brawler where you have crushing debt a punch at a time. No. As far back as I could remember, I worked for other people. They called it opportunity. I called it debt. The city never stopped moving. Okay. So, you drive around. Did what I owed. This is like Grand Theft Auto. I never picked a smart job. I picked the one that bought me another day. In Tindleston, nobody turns. That's right. If you gave them space, they took You want another one? Sometimes you didn't need skill. Actually, it's pretty good. You just needed something solid. You hear that? Yeah. That's the sound a face makes when it meets regret. Pain builds. Yeah. I'd play this. Adrenaline took I didn't fight to win. I fought to finish. Cars had weight. This is cool. Every hit mattered. Yeah, this is badass. The louder the city got. Miss a payment and they reminded you. They weren't negotiating. They were punctuation. They were not techone. So did your luck. Sleep didn't face the It just reached just This is all right. Wage. Yeah. Time, debt, violence, and speed. People talk about freedom like it's a feeling. They have no idea. Talking about freedom. All right. I'm going to be real. This looks badass. Wait. Yo, this [ __ ] comes out in like what? Less than a month. Damn. April 8th. Yeah. some serious GTA 4 vibes. Yeah, we'll play that for sure. Now, because Samson is coming to PC on April, I like this. No [ __ ] Yeah, that looks badass. I can see only one world premiere left on the schedule. Deborra, what does it say? Do I get to do this one? Not at all. Here is the world premiere of a gorgeous action game where you navigate a treacherous criminal underworld. Yeah, but treacherous criminal underworlds are my thing. Blah blah blah. I give up. When all this began, no one imagined how it would end. What's this? No one finds their way back after erasing their own footprints. That's kind of cool. Damn. Killing him, huh? You're fighting a sumo wrestler with a machine gun. That makes sense. And sometimes a lie can protect something worth believing in. The ninth dragon. That's all right. I mean, it's nothing too crazy. Like, I mean, it's not really my style personally. The Ninth Dragon is a Voxil brawler where you topple the kingpins of Cowoon City. It's coming soon to PC and your wish list very shortly, I'm sure. Why does it have to be pixelated? probably because it makes That's it. We're out of trailers. I didn't even get to say it. The whole point of doing one of these shows and All right. Well, it's been real. Oh, Shai, come back. Come back. Come on. Come on. Listen. I may have some good news. One more thing. Oh, wow. SWEAR TO GOD. SWEAR to me. Okay. Let's see it. Do you think? Okay. Here's our final It worked. Okay. And here's a brand new entry into a survival horror series. Enjoy their work. What are we willing to do to save our children? The bodies of four of the previously reported missing. That's okay. Now I really like it. Okay. Oh, this is great. They say this may call it little St. James 2. And face with open wings. Is that right? A moth is a place. It's the remake. okay. So, wait, wait, that's it. Don't tell me that's it. Y'all ain't going to say a [ __ ] that was that. I do love a twist. Yeah, Legacy is the third entry in Stormlight Psychological horror franchise and it's coming to PCard this year. Of course, you already know what to do. That's right. Wishlist it. Chop Chop or the Red Nun will get you. Joking, of course. Or am I? Yeah, that's really scary, Deb. Well, but on a serious note, this does mean we've reached the end of the show. I'd like to thank you guys first and foremost and co-host. It's been an absolute pleasure. Oh, stop it. We'd also like to thank the viewers, you viewers for tuning in behind the scenes. And of course, our sponsors, HyperX. Remember to enter that competition. You got to be in it to win it. You do. Also, make sure dedicated Steam page to follow up on any games like a lot of the games. Some of the games are good. Don't go anywhere because FGS live from GDC Festival of Games right after this show literally in a few seconds. So, do keep watching. What the chat say featuring the best games from the GDC show including an exciting garbage bamboo event. Not going to lie, I'm only here for deep rock. What means I came here for Rouge? Where is it? Rock to the bone. That's a massive L of no games. Survivor rock. Deep rock. What? some guys. Oh my god, they trolled us. Disappointed. Patience. RIP. Where the [ __ ] is sand? Oh, it's still coming. Last year's was 3 hours long. You broke fake. This sucked. This sucked. Are you serious? We got nothing from this. I think that I think that my opinion is that it was a five out of 10. There were too many fat millennial games. Way too many fat millennial games. Oh, great. S Oh, it's in San Francisco. Okay, that's a perfect time for me to turn it off. So, anyway, it was Yeah, just too many. There are so many art projects that are falsely advertised as video games. Okay. Like these are just this is like your college art project to show how uh empathetic how much you understand the world and it's about like I don't know like saving like putting a dog's consciousness into like a Hot Wheels car and then you can drive it around and do [ __ ] with other I guess necro dogs. Like I I don't know how the [ __ ] like what are you talking about? What the [ __ ] is this? You gotta save the world with a vacuum cleaner. I just dude like what what the [ __ ] is this? Like I don't even know. Like I just man like this just really not for me. Like it is not for me man. Like it's just as a millennial like get personal with XQC seeing through his attempts. What is this here? People molding out. Somebody crashing out. I look at this. I haven't seen it but yeah five out of 10 show. It could be better. It could be worse. I mean should have shown this. I would have actually looked at this. Uh but yeah, that's it. And so much slop. It is. There's a lot of slop. Too much slop. And uh we have slop video game age. It's not really that great, is it? It's really not.