I BROKE the Golden RULE in Minecraft...

Minecraft okay Gamers D welcome all the members why are there so many goddamn members damn a lot of viewers here oh I'm streaming publicly okay I was not [ __ ] oh the anxiety to perform increases anyway I don't have anxiety that's what [ __ ] I don't give a how many people watch m s for here boy here I throw you some meat you're welcome I can't sleep I literally can't sleep I have to murder a sheep and then I can sleep that rhym very nicely should I just go and murder a sheep or should I stay here and be safe I think I'll wait until my health is up cuz this is not hardcore but it is also hardcore if I die I die okay is the sun coming up I can't tell you can't just be a coward your whole life damn it I lost two hearts I hate those stop it a zigzag a zigzag what you going to do boom he's still hurting me ow oh there's a witch there's a witch I'm out I'm out there's nothing way I will actually die Sven do not talk to the witch we don't talk to witches or [ __ ] those are the rules S I mean of course the music be like Wonder and mystery I'm out here sweating I need is the witch again Sven run they're everywhere we're surrounded Sven music be like I think I'm just going to have to dig a hole that's my he's here she's here sh I have to escape I escape in the hole I'm I'm escaping in the hole now right [Music] here no I'm going to die so hard in my hole I had a hole I had a hole and everything was great half a heart half a heart that's all good [ __ ] doesn't count it's still zero death because I didn't mention this before but wites if they kill me and I get a score of 73 it doesn't count like two witches out of nowhere that does not count oh the witch is still here oh yeah I died right here next to S that's so embarrassing that's so embarrassing I died right in front of my dog you could have helped actually I know I know you're mad at me you could have done something all right where was my hole I will I'm killing the were there always as many holes in Minecraft I don't recall there many holes this is a good hole actually nice hole what's a good uh okay now I will ask for help what was the command for uh Which floor you on I forgot F3 I'm nine still I'm quite High I can't tell if it's good or bad the fact that I forget everything cuz it's like I can kind of enjoy the game again but it's also like early onset Amnesia level of what the 26 that math does not math am I looking at the wrong stats 37 I'll go back I couldn't find here anyway it's a bad hole need another hole I bring I'll bring s to my hole all right I give you my meat ah ah he's killing me ah why it happened ow was that what killed me earlier I wonder I mean I didn't I didn't die actually now I think about about it doesn't actually count why don't you come come chill come chill all the Bros are watching come typ okay you're coming good we're checking out the hole there this hole I see I see copper I'm not going to lie I am scared it's a big tree in the hole too more copper over here Sven if you can find steel just let me know sniff out the steel Sven that's not it Sven so dark I'm squinting I can't see [ __ ] that's so high careful here Sven you could hurt yourself hurt your little [ __ ] Sven there's a SK there's creepy sit sit back off S hold your butt okay he didn't explode just blow already Sven do not come there blow already are you okay bro back off from s idiot okay I need steel s is sitting F I need steel I fed you I don't want to feed you I'm broke as head you know how poor I am that's okay I love you I'll the worth it no no s he's not worth it he's not worth it no I just fed you it stressed me out this game it's stressing me out I'm stressed out I'm stressed out why do I have so much goddamn copper is copper the new steel what's happening I can't see anything you can't see anything so hard dude it was in front of my eyes okay I have to build a g a bridge oh so scary here we go s hold my paw I hold you I hold your paw okay wow all that for one Fu steal huh we're going to we're going to leave this all this a f don't do it don't do where the did I come from stop following me you weirdo s do not talk to him we're just going to leave we're just going to leave it's a bad hole no more confrontation this is a very bad playthrough so far disastrous this is real bad oh I have a bone for you buddy here you go eat the bone eat the bone you're just dancing do I want bones now what the [ __ ] is this update I'm I leave game for a couple years you can't feed bones anymore what's that about oh wait I have a ton of iron nugget let's go back to base base my intuition say house is here I remember this tree my intuition say house is this way my internal compasses there's that tree again [ __ ] my intuition which is imp told you I told you I never get lost Marcia God bless her uh she always gets lost the best part about Marc getting lost is that she's so confident she for me it's like I know we're heading left or I know we're heading right she just picks the direction and goes with it sometimes I just go along and just to see what happens here I am traveling the beautiful world of Minecraft what why isn't not loading I can't see if only I had to downloaded sely that's right when you travel the world you need to stay connected everyone uses the internet I can't live without it especially when traveling how else am I going to check into my Airbnb this actually happened to us when we were traveling to Italy I didn't have an internet the whole trip it was a nightmare just because I didn't want to stand in line at the airport and sign up for those Wi-Fi boxes that they give you this just such a hassle to go through all that process it's the last thing I want to do after a long flight but damn that i' regret it cuz not having Internet is such an issue so now with the app called S I can set this up at home right now activate it when I'm ready it takes literally just a couple minutes I tried it myself and boom I have internet on my phone when traveling as it should be it's got 150 countries available with 24-hour support so if you have any issues they're there to set you up and if it doesn't work for whatever reason your phone is incompatible I don't know you get refunded so you got nothing to lose so I recommend checking out s next time traveling it's a must and of course I got you guys hooked up so check out the link in the description that's s.com PewDiePie and if you use that link you get 15% off or use the code PewDiePie either way use both go crazy I don't know save money save time save hassle say no more I'm never I'm never traveling again without using S thank you s for sponsoring this video that's you're not making me anything what is the [ __ ] is that iron nuggets how do I make that into a thing can I make 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 I can make one I can make one nugget which means I have two two nuggets makes a sword or a shovel two shovels I think I'll do a sword okay that's good I could do a no I can't do a shield anymore I'm am so bro this doesn't feel good I don't like being broke okay so we have one I can do a shield or I can do there's a lot of brain power Happening Here I sh I should Shield cuz that guy kept spamming and I told him to shut the [ __ ] up okay there we go there's Redemption for you boom boom I feel strong you can craft wolf armor I will I will I thought it was a meme but I guess I guess Minecraft listened am I going to make a b if I can why would you have to rub that in make a bed uh okay yeah I'll do that with magic I can't where are all theing sheeps so I can just sleep help me there's what the [ __ ] is that it's what is that it's a cat come here kitty it's a foxy a white one so rare let me hug you I have berries I have berries you can you can't find these anywhere I promise come back love me hey there you are you can't escape my l no one ever can Sven hold him down okay maybe I have to sneak oh I sneak no no no no no no no no no no no no no God damn it s l is he already mine what is happening who says I can't tame it you can't tame them I can't tame you oh what that's so weird he died disappeared I mean what that's crazy he he flew away Sven you uh crazy he grew wings and he flew away you would never fly away from me would you Sven Lina this is entrapment what do you mean you're my dog you are trapped with with me forever you are correct but that's just that's his doggy life all right now we're going to dig down straight down this is an illegal uh move in Minecraft but I don't care this is like playing Russian roulette I'm actually not even digging my balls are just so big that is crushing the ground underneath me you're going to die bro cowards I'm actually amazed that I'm alive I I think it's actually cuz I'm such a good person in the game like animals love me enemy please don't even hurt me cuz I'm so nice plot armor I have plot armor ah okay well I think there's a good place to stop digging straight down hold you bro zero deaths I can't die I don't have any wood I don't have any wood I don't have any wood so I can't make a crafting bench so I can't make I don't you never go underground without wood that's like the number one roll Why did no one tell me why did no one tell me that means I'm going to have to dig down to go up this is going to be tough there got to be a strat we can Strat this we can Strat our way diamonds what what are the odds I'm going to have to go against the very core of my principal I'm going to have to build a bridge they can't climb up here right there has to be a way I know there's a way you do not [ __ ] put don't push me don't push me it's not cool man yeah come up come up so I can murder you yes good good that's good now we can build a bridge is there wood anywhere is there wood anywhere there has to be wood somewhere I'm a real ass game there it is there it is that's our ticket out of here oh that's so much better I'm going for it we're going for it first I ran right into him [ __ ] damn he did a lot of damage what the are these poopy sounds where's the wood is that wood I think we're safe here for a little bit we can breathe out at least is there no wood in these oh I could bone meal the trees I thought of that all on my own and I didn't look at chat who told me that cuz I'm so smart I can bone meal the trees guys I have an idea I just got an idea listen we're going to bone meal the trees you guys probably didn't know this you can bone that's bone meal right yes bone meal bone meal come on why isn't it not growing I thought you said I could bone meal now it's your I'm turning it back it's your fault I'm so dumb so stupid oh okay can you can I get your bones bro can I get your bones bro Nice Shot idiot is that a bone that's a bone all right more bone meal my brain just okay boom we got planks this is huge no dly dialing now yes iron pickaxe 1 th% so we can you get can you get the uh diamonds out of uh can you get uh I don't feel like finishing the sentence can you just understand what I'm saying oh it's dangerous as [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] they they everywhere where the [ __ ] am I going to get those diamonds I want those diamonds it's too dangerous I'm scared I might as well get all the wood right [ __ ] it's not no my wood my wood come back my would my how deep does this [ __ ] go man oh ex I could I could do a bucket no I would do another steel pickaxe okay the plan is to get that diamond we got to get that diamond but look how many [ __ ] it's oh look they just spawn literally in front of me I see the creeper in my peripheral don't you [ __ ] off we could run and make a quick hole all right here goes nothing this my running sound steal we go back now I changed my mind grab the gold to make armor it's not enough ah there's a fair minute okay I just had an idea guys I will grab the gold to make armor you guys probably didn't think of this but I am a Minecraft veteran any any little bit any little small thing if will help you might be surprised okay we got three more iron I think I'll save those for uh smick ax I'm going to starvation if I don't do anything soon the berries are pretty like I thought they were good look what these berries do to my diet does nothing oh steel a lot of Steel lucky at last gold okay look we look cooler I feel better at this point I have so much stuff down here I don't want to lose it it's not even about the diamonds anymore guys [ __ ] I actually need my health guys I need my health oh my God so many Jesus uh can make a bucket bring axela with me as well I have to I have to save ax a lot for there's that little SMU girl oh yes yes all right next up we're making helmet and a we're so poor we can't afford legs that's okay I don't have legs anyway we're going to go oh there's oh there like a million of them now a million I'm running more diamonds what the I'm going back I'm in my hole we have so much diamond in our peripheral what the what are you what the hell he just came from above that is illegal eat the Axel I am low on health but he is very cute and it would be kind of [ __ ] up but I am kind of a axelon you wouldn't mind dude you wouldn't mind if I ate you dude would you you wouldn't be mad if I ate you oh you you would I think Sven I think swen would be disappointed how do I solve the food crisis that's the only thing holding me back but rotten flesh I have so much but won't I die if I eat it I don't remember how bad rotten flesh was was okay maybe rot and flesh not so bad after all food crisis is sold cook the flesh right so cook rotten flesh was what people said you can't what the [ __ ] is wrong with people why would anyone lie to me for now I'm just going to have to snack dude I probably could make a lot of torches actually maybe just torch torch our way through this 44 you're going to have to be strategic I think what are the ODS we got string oh more bones this is good this is good more torches where is it where the was it there there there oh my invent yes yes two diamonds we still have the diamonds over there I Ed half of my torches to secure this perimeter and I haven't eaten the Axel I think that deserves at least a thumbs up you know I just need to get there past I need to get past all the guards yes there's more diamonds there are you kidding me are you joking with me but there's so goddamn many of that [ __ ] maybe here we should make it yes use the lava's natural lighting capacities this is it I feel it feeling in my bones okay we're going to dig behind the waterfall like a true video game secret I'm getting that La um Diamond not lav I'm getting sucked I'm getting guys I'm getting sucked this is bad where the hell did this come from am I now a this is not part of the plan this is not that was not part of the plan Mister stop not you the game hello H yeah streaming see you soon okay I'm prioritizing prioritizing diamonds I Stu the water we're getting closer I can see them awesome oh my God there's more there's more there's so much diamonds down here it is working though this Strat is impeccable probably best Strat why do I hear them behind me they're above me aren't they there a creeper too God damn yes Dum yes burn oh my God Jesus Christ how many are there it's my diamonds I saw it first you can do we good anyone else want to my diamonds yes yes yes okay there was more diamonds I swear I'm not crazy there was more diamonds there and then there was one before too I need that all but I think for now back to base let's not be greedy now this is my secondary base now appar look at this look at this fing [ __ ] boom diamond pickaxe baby let's go yes I feel good I think I'm just going to go I think I'm just going to go I think I'm just going to say hi to creeper I feel good I feel good I think I'm just going to go I think I don't feel good anymore I I think I don't feel good anymore where the did he go there okay just one and then there just that move creeper just that one left and we're done then we out of here oh my God there's so much oh my god did I come on the inside I came on the inside I just need that one it's alluring me it keeps alluring me don't be greedy what do you mean what do you mean push me through the lava he's the greedy one he's the one dying in lava like a schmu can you come down is that where we came from okay I actually have to go cuz uh it's be time now that was a Gooding session I feel rich now I don't feel poor and pathetic I feel cool and sexy and Rich also thank you guys for joining I see you guys next time a bro