I'll play Minecraft Again... (MAYBE)

I'm going to do it. You can't stop me. Don't try and stop me. I'm going to do it. All right. You get 3 seconds to convince me not to do it. One. All right. I'm going to have to do it. If it takes more than 5 seconds to load, I will not do it. All right. That was 2 seconds. Guess I'm going to have to do it. If I spawn in a tree. I will only play Minecraft again if I spawn in a I spawn in a tree. I'm going to have to play Minecraft again. Okay. I will only play Minecraft again if I spawn in the spruce spruce. Uh oh, I did. There spruce trees. All right. I'm going to have to play Minecraft again. knowledge that was in my brain just splooched out and I don't remember any. I don't remember how I open my inventory. I have no idea. I've been trying since I started playing. I don't know which button. Help me. I will figure it out eventually. It's like I'm doing all these advanced mechanics and redstone comp. I don't remember a single I don't remember. Help me. Okay. Q Q was dropping stuff. Okay, I knew that. How the do I do it? Craft. It's got to be on C. No, I'll figure it out by the end of this episode. I will not continue this series if I can't figure it. Sponsor. It's summer. It's time for travel. You check out the new hotel. You connect to their Wi-Fi. This is what happens to the whole [Music] hotel. Never connect to Wi-Fi unprotected. Use NordVPN. If you use NordVPN, it looks a little bit something like this. Point proven. Indestructible. This summer when you travel, you're going to want to use a VPN. Don't be one of those bosses that don't have one. How else are you going to watch your favorite shows? I recently came back from a trip from Italy and Sweden and it's always just two clicks away and bam, I can access all the shows I can from anywhere in the world, as it should be. Thank you, NordVPN. but doubly thank you because to celebrate summer Nord will give you a special eim voucher 20 GB from Sy. That's more than most data plans do for a month. 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You must be mine. Eat. No. I'm sorry. Don't attack me. I'm Swedish and friendly. Oh, they must be Norwegian wolves. [ __ ] Wolf have flower. Ah. Ah. Wolves can't climb trees. I'm safe in the trees. This is a cool um Oh, we got No, Sven, please. Jesus Christ, does a lot of damage. Were they always soing smart? Okay, I got to make a bridge. No, I'm sorry that you hurt yourself from your stupidity. Spread my This is a nice start. I like this. We got ice, snow, spruce, doggies. That hates me. He'll forget about it. He'll forget about it. Oh, poor girl over there. You see it? Cool. I can't be dillydling. I dilly dattle too much in games. I have to actually build um base for tonight. If only I can figure it out. If only there was a way. I'm just going to try every button on the keyboard. E. Why did no one tell me? Why did no one tell me it was E? Sen. It was E. E. Oh, Sven and Sina. They forgot about it. Sven and Sina. Hello. We're friends now. All right. Let's make a plank. And then let's make See, I'm really good at Minecraft, so I know how to build a crafting table. I don't know if you guys knew that. I think we got to do a treehouse cuz this is kind of sick. I'm thinking a treehouse. What do you guys think? Yeah, let's do a treehouse right here. All right, so let's see if I remember. We got to make sticks. Yes. Damn, I'm too good at Minecraft. Axe was like an axe, right? Yeah. Damn, wood is so [ __ ] I need some stone. Oh, Minecraft's so good. I'm I'm I'm in. I'm already in it. What is happening? I advance to stone age. Probably speedrun worthy record. Okay. Boom. Let's find iron. F speedrun level. Fast iron. Should I keep looking for reservoirs or should I just dig down? A that looks that looks really dangerous down there. Oh yeah, they have I don't want to dillydattle. I'm dillydattling. God damn my dillydly dattling. Just going to dig down. That way I can't get lost. I know what we're all thinking. I'll just say it. Can Vern just grow up already so we can play Minecraft together? 500 episodes. Come on. All right. This is super boring me. I know that's incorrect English, but it is super boring me. I have a sword. I have a sword. I will not get lost. I have impeccable skill of uh finding my way through. I'm just going to diddly dattle through here. And I'm going to find iron right away. Don't worry, I'll find iron. Something hit me. Where did I do I have brain damage? Come on. Smiren lapis lazuli. Wow. Damn. This is kind of epic cape. All right. So, if you stand on these, you can stop here. Promo move. All right. Scanning for iron siren. I don't see any iron siren. And I feel like I will not find a way out. It's getting dark and I'm I've been dealing dialing. Let's find Sven and Sven Lina cow. There's no witness. There's no witness. There's no witness. Oh, there was a witness. There was a witness. Sorry. Next time, don't look, idiot. Oh, what a beautiful sunset. That's a good tree to start. Can I build a ladder? It's about to get dark real soon. How do I build the ladder? It looks like a ladder. No ladder. [ __ ] I don't have time for this. I'm about to die. They're going to spawn any second. Yes. Yes. I'm like at the tallest tree. I love this. I'm going to build a little uh cute little plven is right there. Swind. I hope real Sven is not mad at me for leaving him in the void waiting for me for four years. Oh [ __ ] They're shooting Sven. You [ __ ] Good job. How dare they? Can I give him my beef? Put some torches down. That way Sven is safe. Eat beef. A beef. You want a beef? I'm not equipped for this. That's how it goes. Senina, where's your boyfriend? Sven here. How many How many do I got to feed a dog to for him to love me? Damn, he's ruthless. I am kind of low on health, you know. I can't just I might die. I might die. If I had one more wool, I could sleep. But I can't cuz I don't have one more wool. You know, I had this epiphany of like uh I was like, damn, I I feel like I don't have time to play games anymore. And then I thought, well, my job is to play games. Why don't I play games for my job? And then it's just all been uphill since then. Oh, I have three wool. Why? No. What the How does bed look like? Bed. Boom. Do they have to be the same color? Cuz that doesn't make sense, Minecraft. Come on. If I die, this playth through over. New rule. I just made it. There's a creeper right there. I'm going to have to deal with that cuz Sven might die. That a creeper. See you. What a noob. Okay, new plan. I'm going to get wood. Then I can make a boat and we can go to that our first mission to go there. Is it my Oh, this is actually really bad. Jesus. Back to base. Back to base. Good thing I'm a Minecraft pro. I will never die. All right. Looks like the sun is almost coming. Perfect. Then we can go explore. It looks really nice. Super pretty. The baby's on. Come back, you little schmuck. I may be a father, but I'll kill a child. There we go. Bern, if you're watching, unwatched right now. Where's Sven? No. No. No. Ah, you're good. I need a bone to I have a bone. Okay, this might work. How much do you need? How much love I need and give? You will be mine. At least you're by my base. You know what? If he runs away. All right, first I make a boat. Second plan, we beat the Ender Dragon. All right, we're going there now. I already see gold. Oh. Oh, Maria. All right, Sven. I will return with a gold. You stay here, Sven. Linda, I found the boat. Yes. Yes. Yes. Actually, I'm back. I'm back already. I'm back already. This good boy. Come with me on a boat adventure. That has never That has never gone bad in the past. Is that iron? I found iron. Big cave. Holy smoly. So large. Oh god. We're going to have to explore that. Don't go near dark place. I forgot you teleport. Are these good? I forgot. Are they bees or something? Ah the what was that? Okay. Come in the boat. Actually, don't cuz then I might hit you. Uh just follow. Okay. Well, that was the boat ride. I hope you enjoyed. Now we're on ice. I wasn't expecting this. Wait, isn't boats really good on ice? I'm too distracted. Let's Let's get the gold and get out. It's too dangerous. This is really built already. We could have a porttomortal quick going. Okay, what's in the chest? What do we got? Fortune gold. That's pretty bad, isn't it? Yes, it is. It's This is old crap. All right, I'll take I'll take boots. The horns. I will take this as well, actually. And I'll take the gold. That didn't work apparently. I forgot. God damn it. I'm a noob. I'm such a noob. I mean, I'm a pro. I did that just to see make you It's like a meme for you guys to go, "Oh, don't do it." And I did it. That was the only I didn't I knew that was going to I actually knew that was I 100% knew that was going to happen. All right, let's get the bow. Not annoying to say at all. Get in the boat. Get in the boat now, boy. Yeah. Woohoo. Damn. All right, let's go. It's really good that I have that there. It's like a good landmark to find where where I am. Damn, you're so fast on this. This is really good. Like a good way to explore. See what's around us. Honestly, it makes me motion sick almost. Jesus. Didn't I find iron before and then I forgot about it? That was iron. I forgot about the iron. Why did no one remind me? I can't believe I found iron and then I forgot what was it. Did Mojang finally update so that dogs have armor? Cuz if they didn't, they have been diddly dialing way too much, man. They got to do some real with the updates. Okay, so I walked there and then I saw iron. If I retrace, there it is. I found that's not iron. Okay, but it must be there somewhere. [ __ ] that's like a super dangerous area. There's the iron, but it's like a super dangerous area. Oh, perfect. You wait here. It's too dangerous for Sven Lena. Yeah, we can just sneak in there. We sneak in and we steal the items just like Norwegians would do in Sweden every time. Is copper good? I don't even remember. I just want the ir shoot where oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] you're bad. This is really bad. Sven run. They're really good at shooting. Norway. This damn Norway can't die. We pulled a Sven on the first play through. I can't do it. Okay. Why is my health not going up? Sven. [ __ ] I forgot. Sven. Lena. Sven. Lena. How hard is it? There. Come. Come. We got the iron nuggets. It's been extracted. Let's go back. So, how does iron work then? They have it like this. I don't Does that just melt? Does it? Then you can come up hop. This is just like me and the dogs at night. They just can't get up to bed. Come on. It's not that high. Ah, there it is. Two days in Minecraft. Huge wins all around. One more, baby. Bam. Speedrun worthy. Shabbapple. Next episode. 300,000 likes and we'll go dig deep with Sven, of course, is good digger. See you guys next episode. Bye.