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maybe may maybe May today we're looking at maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe what is maybe maybe maybe well there's only one you can't explain it can you just got to watch okay trying to match my girlfriend's eating Pace you probably seen these right maybe maybe some people yeah it really oh god what the is she doing that would already be [Laughter] done I know it's healthier to eat slow right you're supposed to eat slow it's good for your digestion but man is it's annoying why is it annoying I don't know I want to eat and I got the food I want to put in my mouth I want to swallow it and Mar my wife I want to be done you know when you know when you set up uh something to watch before for to for um no I don't do that I don't watch anything I just focus and I eat I'm locked in you're locked in for me it's like you can barely make it through the credit like the intro credits and then it's like oh I'm done now I got to clean this sh up hold up let me pause so my wife she watches me eat and she's like just staring at me judging me silently right she's this guy are you the slow eater no I eat fast and she's like you know you're supposed to chew oh she's you're supposed to chew she gave me like a number you're supposed to chew like this many times and um so I tried it and I chewed and I it was just like there's nothing left it was just it was like liquid by the time I got finished chewing the amount of times she told me and I'm like what difference does he make good for your digestion and and then and then it becomes poo yes exactly it's all comes out the same way don't matter I I had I met some um some moms and dce yeah and I noticed their eating habits and I judge their parenting based on how fasty oh yeah cuz if they're leisurely taking their time I'm like okay so you have an easy baby then yeah right cuz I'm out with be I'm like I have no choice I got to eat that thing in 5 seconds and then and then I'll take be somewhere so I can eat her thing yeah so you're like you're eating he's like reaching for your food like no no no here have one little piece of like the bread that I don't want he's like oh exactly it buys me another 5 seconds would you like to taste my booty maybe maybe well now you can with booty pie flavor beautiful classic PewDiePie reskin collect looking nice every store drink energy drink in my opinion are either just filled with a bunch of calories or I'll drink them and then later I just go but g- fuel makes me energize and feel good yay I actually recently went to Switzerland traveling from Japan you're going to get jet lag you're going to get drowsy you're going to be out all day in the sun you're going to get tired that's why I brought my gfuel precooked mixed it with the beautiful water of Switzerland and boom I was ready this is a nice boost that I always can rely on on and that's why I've been a fan of G fuel for years and years and years oh that tastes good but of course I will hook you guys up so if you buy one the last 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probably a sugar I'm not drink this you trying give me sugar a th000 calories for no reason it's not worth it how do you feel about sugary drinks like just like alcohol the girl drinking calories and alcohol is like the dumbest you could do you what you drinking to lose weight no but like I could eat a cake I got have a whole ass cake if you put that in front of me and then you put a drink I'm like okay I'll have the cake thank you and there you have it but the Cake's not going to get you drunk life hacks Felix life hacks I got you right here all you do you take the sugary drinks and you drink until you throw up you get so smashed you throw it all up zero calories you had a great time in a story to tell you know it's easy all right well uh an actual life hack from uh early alcoholic is you drink whiskey because it's very little calories and it's an effective way to it's a pretty good way to do it all right uh maybe wow is this life foot as you driving me around in La that one time oh my God shut up shut up why am I watching this why is this so uploaded and for the record I'm a great I'm a great driver okay I have five points on my license that's nothing you have points on your license is that low I got set I got set up Ken you understand okay what happened tell me what happened they hide in the bushes they got ghillie suits out of here they just jumping out ha you know on Bridges you can't cross you can't cross the lines right uh-huh right the yellow lines you're a line Crosser once you hear me out you will not judge me objection I need to go left at the end of the bridge but traffic is backed up on the right side so it makes sense that I would move to the left side so I don't have to sit in traffic for a lane that I'm not going to go how would I possibly know that in advance of going on this bridge goddamn Bridges well anyway I I I changed Lane and I look around are there any cops are there any cars the bridge is completely empty there's nothing unsafe about the maneuver I'm about to do I even cautiously blink before crossing the lines cuz I am aware oh yeah yeah yeah I blink even though no one's there and as soon as I cross the line even the sentimeter the guy comes out with a whistle in a Ghillie suit I don't know where the he was he got me he got me good well you should be breaking the law that's illegal that's my first point that's your you got five that's right oh my God that's one the second one is this I'm making a left turn uh-huh there's no reason I should stop for a left turn right cuz it's uh right uh is it right traffic in Japan left right and then well anyway it's too long story I'll get into it another time you're great you're a great driver sorry I didn't mean to question you I'm like but it wasn't my fault the other ones were stop signs it's not speeding at least cuz I'm a good I'm a good CTI we three more for stop signs yeah well same one twice and they giv you two points it's a devious stop sign it's a sneaky stop they know people mess up there that's why they there it's mean well anyway I have zero points now now because of it when I renew my license now uh next month I have to sit through Japan has like different rankings of how bad of a driver you are so I have to sit through like everyone has to watch go the class yes and I am in the worst class because I have the maximum amount of points and I've been told about it where they're basically just like shaving you and I have a bunch of foreigners messing up like causing accid have video of you like doing everything I I'm a great driver I was set up I've had I've had two tickets my entire life two your whole life you don't drive you're American you don't drive I do I I drive a lot when I'm in America I don't drive much in Australia but in America I drive all the time but I just obey the the rules all right moving on nice they ban do you have those as a kid uh yeah yeah yeah best part about New Year's you can't have them anymore people like would like them and like clinch their fist and blow their hands off it's stupid well there is this kind of weird uh intrusive thought of like I wonder how long I can hold on to this just sitting there lighting it like looking at like we would definitely do that we would definitely hold it as long as we could but like You' like watch it you like throw it at the end you know you wouldn't like let it and you throw throw it at your friends too and be like haha and pow pow yeah they're like oh no stop yeah it's great ah good memories just like someone watching this video right now I'm missing fingers now it's terrible well some people got to learn the hard way again oo not bad not bad not bad let oh we got a song [Music] H all right all right all right all right all right big oh oh it's getting thick big one whoa sure that's all they got no they have more how far does this go whoa holy what the is that what is that that's that's a grenade I never had one of those they had to get a new pan kind of Weir to save actually dude they're about to catch some strap the neck if they keep on that can't be that bad that looks tiny who so so in America you have guns but you can't have these is that what you're saying yeah you couldn't find them out there still but yeah okay you can they were the best they were the best man God damn people ruining everything everything how dare people do not let us enjoy our BL fingers off God damn it I want to blow up so in America around the 4th of July you'll be driving down the highway and they'll just be like it looks like a carnival off to the side like a tent and everything this basically yeah it's where the fireworks are it's where they got the good stuff it's just out there in the county somewhere you know away from the city you know you can get some crazy stuff out there but it's looked down upon a lot but guys kids would get them and hurting themselves and doing dumb stuff with it kids run everything God dang it yeah we would definitely get them as kids what the his no move your feet what are you doing I've seen this anime before h hey anime you say hey like aliens how do this come up to you and you don't move your feet yeah no thanks oh it's it's hugging my feet oh it's so cute why do you why going to try to consume you wait these the ones that have like the sharp beaks on the bottom yes I think so it's going to bite them oh that's disgusting P it even it was like don't touch me human yeah oh god oh it just swam off swam away yeah after a good fondling it's like all right come out of here weirdo oh you're into that's you were into it you like give one of those I've bet it bands wait you seen this I have I mean this is have you seen this one yet no are they going to fight oh take your shirt up that'll do it this meet in the ring let's settle this David versus Goliath walk her down oh my God she's not even worried about it she's a monster in the ring waiting till she catches oh almost got her I don't know where this is going it's great it's great she doesn't even have her guard that oh oh she went for the tackle oh she's got no speed oh push her down oh kind of choked her a little bit it's over with a don't worry she made her do cardio that's all it took hang on to top it yet see if it shows it no no no no no no no you don't want the water here's here's your Coke get that healthy water out of here she needs a Coca-Cola so terrible is it I don't know the terrible part is they like bring her like a Coke why she's like oh thank God she look like she look like be when he's really famished oh yes thank God I would love what the am I watching for for [Applause] this is so good good ad good ad official good was good that was on the Ed the whole time yeah love that that's good maybe maybe maybe M maybe have you seen these and people call it like a child abuse what you're feeding your kid a jalapeno yeah why would you do that that's hot it's funny but it's mean it's okay well watch it then watch it then okay okay okay a little spicy there MH no no no see they want the that baby's fighting for his life right now he's like like me whenever Mary's trying to give me something spicy I'm like it's not hot you know when I thought about it I'm like I would never do that to be so maybe you're right it is kind of mean we're little babies they don't know what's going on they're like it tastes good it's kind of hot oh yeah cuz they have such sensitive taste buds yeah little babies I had the best guacamole of my life so I took get to go I was walking and this homeless man who was like borderline terrifying was like can I have your leftovers and I I didn't know what to do so I was just like it's just a box of guacamole like do you like guacamole and he was likeone about them it wasn't a good deed I'm not bragging about being a good person I'm saying I miss my guacamole and I wish I never gave it to the homeless man I'm not a good person what that was good one that was wonderful if all YouTubers if only all YouTubers get would be this honest well you see Felix I collected a bunch of money from my viewers and then I donated them under my name and so I'm a good person and I need to tell everyone about it did I donate any of the money no but I did I donated the money gathered it around you know so I deserve all the credit yes yes but they raise money for a good call so whatever you know it's fine oh no the world's about to end laws of physics still applies thank God that was a close one some things are constant you can't change oh got him is that a tricky view skin you medicine no I haven't had to do it my kids like their medicine they ask cool like medicine so tasty medicine really yeah all right that's good yeah it's like candy flavored I guess Del everything is um strawberry flavor here I'm so jealous I remember being a kid and like having to take the big powdery pills oh they're so nasty but now everything's like freaking grape and cherry flavored oh I see yeah I remember that too and I remember other friends of mine complain playing like oh I had to take medicine ew it's so gross I'm I could not relate to it I'm like it tastes good you had that good medicine I don't know no I'm just I I wasn't a baby I was so much more mature and and refined I've always had very refined taste bud can so you're yeah pinky out my medicine point out anything I can tell you what it tastes like have you have you heard about that like how why do we can look at stuff and know what it tastes like from like when we're babies we put everything in our mouth you know yeah bej has probably tasted everything that exist this so far like every item in the house there is that a rock on the ground in the mouth yes is that a chip you forgot was under the couch in the mouth it goes in the M his latest is that he loves to feed me and he loves it he's like you eat this now daddy you try it I'm like and he's cracks up so bad it's so funny yeah he's like that's hilarious that's so funny our our youngest one he's like uh he does that now and but it'll be something like that he's already slobbered all over but he actually wants you to eat it he like doing the Y is not good enough anymore so he's like he's like here eat this that I've slobbered all over and you're like y yum and he just looks at you like what are you doing eat it father and then I even hit like you eat it and see if he'll take it he just like keeps holding it to me I'm like no God so then I I grab it with my hand and pretend you know oh yeah got be sneaky about it and then he's like yeah yeah it's the best ever that's so cute all right that's good all right well that's it for this video maybe consider subscribing uh maybe uh I'm I'm hard stuck at 11 111 million Ken oh and I'm trying to beat Mr Beast I'm trying to re I think I can make a comeback what do you think Ken I I think I think you can do it I just want a diamond play button can I have one of yours I I gave them all away no you don't have Diamond play button no don't rub it in anyway all right well thanks for watching check out Ken see you in the next one hey though byebye byebye