Crimson Desert is that game..

So, I've got my guy right here. Let me show youall where we're at. So, we have uh this right here. Plate armor. We have the plate cloak. We We don't We don't have to stuff the upgrades for that. You know what? Honestly, and I I bought my last upgrade for this, too. I just don't have all the other good stuff for it yet. I do really think that the game has improved substantially as soon as I got the two-handed weapon. like my opinion of the game increased dramatically as soon as that happened. And uh but let me go back. I I'll I'll teleport over and I'll show you guys the way the storage works and everything, too. It's been a huge [ __ ] improvement. Like crazy improvement. How much did you play without us? I didn't make any progress. Like I only make progress in non-essential things. So like I farmed a bunch of resources, stuff like that. And I've just been kind of like this game's been it's been decent to try out. Different types are just different swords. Yeah, there's like a spear that you can get too, but like I don't know if I really want to get it. I don't really care a lot about it. So, this is the new storage, right? So, you go you talk to this guy here and this is Hello. Okay. So, I now you can change and move things around. So, like let's say you want to get rid of this. Like you don't want the honey tea, right? Do I want honey tea? No, I don't. So, you just store 20 of those and you just put it away. So, now you can actually store things properly without any other kind of [ __ ] which I find to be like a huge [ __ ] improvement. Like a massive [ __ ] improvement. And I can put these away, too. I can put all the insight away. I got these gloves. I don't need the gloves. I don't need any of this [ __ ] I already put this stuff in my gear anyway. And then I've got a beetle. I collected a beetle. I don't need the beetle. And so, you can just do this immediately. So all the annoying stuff you had to deal with is like basically gone and you can just put it all in your inventory. Now it is there's a cap, right? And now I removed the 240 limit. Yeah, I could see the 240 limit being annoying like late in into the late game, right? But uh it's definitely an improvement. I'm happy to see the improvement. So we've got even more of this going on. Let me go. Do I need the shield? No, I don't need the shield. I'm just going to get rid of it. Okay. Um cuz like now like look at my I'm going to show you how how much damage I can do now too. Like it's [ __ ] crazy. Uh let me go and see. Okay, so I was going to go and do this one over. This is the last one I need to do. The Sanctum of Benediction. Let me go over there right now. I don't know exactly how to get over there. I'm going to assume the best way for me to do that is to go from here. So, let me just do that. Wait a second. Track. Okay. Track. Track. Just a minute. I [ __ ] up again. Okay. Where is it? There we go. I can't teleport now. Okay. No. Does it feel more snappy? Yeah, it does. It does feel more snappy. It's not perfect, but it's better. Actually, I'm going to take this one cuz it seems like there's less mountains there. Let me go that way. M for map, I for inventory. It's a great change. Yeah. You see the goats here, right? What now? What do we do with the goats? That's what we do with the goats. Uh, it's just what happens. Um, you know, you have a goat there, it has to die. Goats have to die. Okay, so now we're out in the [ __ ] Now this is the crimson um this is the crimson uh [ __ ] the uh crimson [ __ ] uh whatever this is. Watch this. See this? Damn. Yo, I killed all of them. Holy [ __ ] That was amazing, guys. I'm actually a god. But can I can I loot the other ones? Oh, there's another one I can scan. Perfect. Okay, so I just killed three goats. All right, we've got to go to the other side now. What's this? So, apparently there's a boss here. There's a boss in the middle of this area and you can summon this boss and he does a lot of damage. He's really hard to kill. Where's the boss? I don't think you can summon him until you have the quest, right? Let me see if that's true. Damn, I'm actually freezing. I'm like literally freezing. I don't think I'm ready for this. Go for it. I'm not Dude, I'm not man enough. Like I don't I don't have uh like I don't know what you need like a hoodie or something. Like I don't have that at all. Did you beat Neo3? Not only did I beat Neo3, I did the Shogun's Journey, too. I I I did like the first act and then kill a bear. I don't know where bears are. If I see a bear, I will kill a bear. I've only seen one bear ever. Okay, I've got to fly all the way over to there. That's a long way to go. Okay, so logically the best way for me to do that is I'm going to get on my mount and then I'm going to throw myself over. Here we go. It's like Yoshi. [ __ ] him. Easiest game of my [ __ ] life. Okay, so now we're up here. I need to get all the way up to the top. Well, this is going to be hard. Is this game better than Starfield? This game is probably the most like I've never been more um bipolar on a video game ever in my life. I actually think it sucks. Okay, so give me a minute. All right, so and they honestly the new patch did fix a lot of things. It did. Now I can be right here. Okay, and we get up to the top. Where the [ __ ] is this, dude? Where is this [ __ ] area? Okay, let's go up through here, maybe. Ooh, the music. You can use force punch. Yeah, I probably should have done that. Like it it it's definitely like it it the game has gotten worse and then it's gotten better and then it's gotten worse and then it got better again. That's my best. Where's the Where is it though? Where does I need to go? And by the way, yeah, I haven't seen a single like where's a polar bear. Oh my god, bro. That was so bad. I only killed one. [ __ ] That's an elk. What is that? That's like That's like a Canadian deer, right? I don't know. So, there's a hidden ruins I need to get to. I just don't know how to get there. Oo, I think we found it. Oh [ __ ] I know we found it. Here we go. This is my final one for the quest cuz this is the one I This is the quest I was doing yesterday for like 2 hours. Sanctum of Benediction. Oh, wow. Okay. Um, let's start at the bottom. Hurry up to your ancestors. What are you doing, [ __ ] No. Who's doing it? [ __ ] No, no, no, no, no. Running. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump. Get. I have to get under cover. I have to get under cover. I have to get under cover. I've got I've got everybody on me. Everybody's on me I have to get away. Got him. I I've got to fight everybody. Can I get this guy? [ __ ] He moved up. [ __ ] Got him. Got I got one. I got one. Okay, I'm going back down. Going back down. I'm going to kite him. I'm kiting him. Oh. Oh, they're actually getting destroyed, dude. I see I see the [ __ ] I see the [ __ ] He's above me. Right there. Got him there. Guys, I got this guy, too. Anybody else? That's what I thought. Give me that. Give me that [ __ ] We actually just killed everybody. Where's dog? Wait, where's dog? Dog. Unsummon. Resummon. I actually, you know what? [ __ ] him. Let's get the brown dog. You bit off more than you can chew. Shut up, [ __ ] Wait, I can't even walk up the stairs. There's so many dead people here. Oh my god. Look at all this stuff. Look at all this stuff. Where are we? Where are we? I got to get I got to get around. We got to watch out for this guy. Oh, who's this guy? Where did he go? Where'd he go? Wait, what? Oh [ __ ] Okay, there's no more of the bad guys, right? Yeah, looks like there. Why is everything falling apart? Engrave silver earring. What the [ __ ] is that? Defense. I don't give a [ __ ] about that. Okay. All right. I have to be aggressive. I have to be a battle master. We've looted a lot of stuff already. Oh god. Wait a second. Wait a second. No. Come here. Come here. Come here. I can't. I can't. I can't. I got to run. I got to run. Dude, these [ __ ] these flying dick suckers are so annoying. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. Wait, I actually did it. They're all dead. One more. Got him. Oh, I got him. I got him. There. He's right there. He's right there. The [ __ ] dementors, man. I'm losing my stamina. No. All right, let's do it. [ __ ] I thought I was going to hit all of them. This is it. killed everybody. Easiest game of my life. We cleared that [ __ ] out no problem. That was kind of hard. I'm going to be honest. Like I really uh really struggled a little bit there, but you know, everything worked itself out. Guess I'll break these. See if there's any loot and I'll let dog loot that for me. Okay. So, what is this? And I can't push it. And there's something that needs to happen here. I don't know what it is. We're going to figure it out. Okay. Let's go down here first. So, I already looted one object. So, I bet that that object would be a good idea. Light the torch. Okay, let me try that in a minute. I thought it was lit. Was it not? Maybe I didn't really pay attention. I'm pretty sure it is, man. Oh, wait. Oh, this. No way. Thank you. A big ball. I need that. And a treasure chest. This is a big day for me. What did I get? Leather helm of the what the [ __ ] is that? Okay, that's big. Give me a minute. All right, now I have to I have to activate my pot. Okay, what's inside the pot? Okay, and I'm going to discard this. I'm going to discard that. Okay, I can't. There's not enough space. Okay, I'm going to put this over to there. Come here. Come here. Come on. Come on. There you go. Got it. All right. Hopefully that's good enough, right? That should be good. That has to be good enough. Yes, it is. Okay. Good. And now I have the special box, right? Yes. And now I can use my special box. And I threw away the special thing. Okay. Let me pick it back up. All right, examine. All right, and then we're going to discard the fusion fusion reactor core. And then I take this and I put it in the box. Watch. Watch what I do. Watch how I handle this. And this is how you complete the quest. That is a fourpart quest we just finally finished. Look at the deer. Yeah. What you want, [ __ ] You've purified the sanctum of I had no doubt you'd manage it. The sanctum supports the stability of the abyss down here on the surface. Yes. As with much of what we do, its true weight and effect aren't felt immediately. Oh. Uh-oh. Your actions today have made a lasting difference. Wow. That's me. I did that. May wisdom guide. So now what? So I I spent like 2 hours or 3 hours doing this quest. Talk to Eloin the witch. Okay. Let me before I do that, let me just double check and look around in this area and make sure I don't miss any important items. Obviously. Get up to the very top. Get up there, bro. You telling me there ain't nothing up here? Is you telling me ain't a goddamn thing? Well, [ __ ] Okay. Um, I'm just looking around one last time. I think I should have everything. And is there anything in this area either? Let me double check. Uh, looks like not really. Not really. Like I I'm looking around. I don't really see a whole lot. I really honestly they should just They need to get rid of the gliding stamina, bro. Like they really do. Like it's actually so cringe. So stupid. Such a dumb mechanic. Literally the worst mechanic that's ever been made. Okay. Um. All right. It's time for me to teleport back. Okay. Let's go over to here. Oh, this is annoying. All right. I got to turn this into her. Use the sword glint to Oh, [ __ ] I forgot about that. I should have done that. That's okay. It's already done. It's been done. Stamina food's OP. Yeah, but like I just think it's a it's a dumb it's a dumb interaction. Create a problem then have you solve it? Like what's the point of that? It's [ __ ] annoying. All right, let me go back. So, this is this should be a big one. All right, the centuries have been restored. Talk. Thank you for reclaiming what is ours. Yes, I can feel our power flowing once more. In Pywwell, there are five witches who maintain order. Myself included. For ages, we have each stood our ground. Yeah. Seeing the world through our immortal eyes. Yet our love for the land is no different than yours. Your fate binds you to them as well. Yeah. When you've met with us all, visit the labyrinth grove. The labyrinth gift awaits that speaks of our gratitude. What? I got I got 20 peies. I got a witch's What the hell is a witch's token? Well, it didn't even say what the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Oh, here we go. Token given by a witch. There must be a special usage for it. Okay. So, then I go to the journal. And then, okay, now where the hose at? This is the next question. Sanctum of Deliverance. Sanctum of Atonement. So, do I have to do that now? Like, I don't even know. Go back inside the house and craft in the pot. Craft inside the pot. Wait, what the [ __ ] is this? I never even seen this. Wait, a cauldron. The hell is this? Well, it didn't even do any Oh, Maggara's lesser elixir. This not even that good. This is only one item. I only have I only have one quest. Says improvise. Wait, so what if I make grape soda? So, if I take grapes and I put it in there with a little bit of lavender and a mushroom, what could I make with that? We get some purple drink. Is that good? Mysterious liquid. Wait, what? What's mysterious liquid? Oh, honey tea recipe. Oh, that's good, right? I I think I want honey tea recipe. That seems like it would be useful to me. Okay. Two honey, two water. So, wait a minute. Where's the item that I got? I guess it's probably under food provisions. It says it only restores 60 health. Wait, so it's garbage? Oh, so wait a minute. So So the item I just made was garbage. Well, [ __ ] Like all right. Well, damn. I I don't want that. That sucks. Okay, let me go back and we got to figure these other ones out. So, for quests or wait, journal, I think that I I think I need to do the main story quest pretty soon here because I I want to look and make sure there's none of these that I missed out on. Like, these are the bounties. I don't need to worry about that. Running loot. Uh, I'm not going to worry about that. Reliable arms. Donate 125 weapons. God damn, bro. Like, what the [ __ ] That's insane. Hernand requests dispatch a Okay, I don't give a [ __ ] about that. Commotion in the Institute. The politics bandits of Anvil Hill. Okay, I already killed them, so that should be fine. So, let's do the main the main quest. So, toggle tracking. Okay, so I have to go up into the abyss and it's over Damn, it's all the way over here. But I thought there was a teleporter. Well, how the [ __ ] do I get over there? But I thought Oh, I got confused. There's not that many weapons to donate. Each one counts as like 30 weapons. What? Why does it say 125? Okay. Um, so I already know what to do here because I [ __ ] up and I figured it out and then I I turned off the stream. So I I know how to handle this situation. Um, I think I went to here. Yeah, I think I went to here. Oh, big fat. What do y'all How do y'all How do y'all feel about the helmet the with the the pointy boys on it? What do you guys think? All right, there it is. Fine. We're going to play it really safe here, guys. Really safe. Okay. So, then I got up to here and then what did I Oh, that's right. I climbed up onto this. Yes. Okay. And then I went up to here. Have I upgraded your health and stamina? Yeah, I have. Um I haven't upgraded it a lot, but I did upgrade it. Like I feel like I don't really need to upgrade the stamina and I'd rather upgrade my armor, but I probably should actually spend more points into upgrading my health. I wonder if I can make it. I think I can. Yeah, I made it. All right, good. And so now I got to turn this thing. And is it hitting the is this hitting the right one? Let me double check. It's not. Oh my god. There's no way I can make it all the way over there, right? I feel like there's no way I can make it over there. I'm actually almost I'm I'm literally almost dead from nothing. I'm almost dead from nothing. Okay, we got to play it safe now. We have to be watching out for these plants. So now I have to jump and and and glide all the way over to there, I think. And if I touch that beam, I die. So I'm low health. It does a lot of damage. Good. No. All right. The purple ones, we do not let them touch us. If the purple ones touch us, we Okay. I might hit it from here. Okay, now I turn it over, over, over, over, over. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. There it is. Okay, this is big. That's one side. Now we do the other side. It's going to be even bigger. Do you enjoy this? I enjoy being a champion. I Nope. I I I This game is like probably It's the It's the worst good game I've played. That That That's the way I see it. Okay, so now the sky bridge should be activate. This This should be huge. Is he going to start spinning a big one? Oh, [ __ ] Damn, bro. Yeah, it's like Halo. Let me double check over here. Make sure there's nothing I got to think about here. Nothing here. Nothing there. All right, let me double check. All the way up at the top. Could be something good here. We never know. Oo. Oh, what could it be? Nothing. Nothing. [ __ ] All right, let's go back. Actually, wait. Doesn't this thing move me? Oh, never mind. Okay. I thought it did. Let's go. Did the new patch make much of a difference? Uh yeah. Yeah, it makes it definitely made the game better. Now I have to get all the way over to I think I can make it. Oh, that was easy. Damn, bro. I didn't realize how good at the game I was until I until I showed myself. I proved it to myself. Okay, so we have all three of these that are all lit up. Everything's spinning. Everybody's happy. So now what I'm assuming I need to do is this one is turned off. So I need to punch this, right? Maybe maybe it's already working. Maybe it's already working. I don't know what we need to do here. All right. So, okay. So, twist it. There's no way, right? No, it doesn't move. It doesn't move, man. Yeah, you can see it. It It doesn't It You need to connect the cables. Wait, what? What the [ __ ] What do you mean? What cables? You think maybe there's something up there? It's possible. What's this? I don't understand. Like I got all this [ __ ] lit up. Like that one's lit up. Like that one isn't lit up. Maybe maybe this one needs to have a beam going into it. But where the [ __ ] would the beam even be? Like Just a minute. No, you guys are right. I would use the lantern. No, that's there's nothing special with it at all. Okay, so this one's getting power. Oh, this is going to help out a lot. I can just use the lantern and it'll tell me which one's getting power. So, this one is turned off. This one's turned on. This one's turned off. So, where does this one go to? Goes over to there. But I thought I did that. And this one's turned off, too. Oh, okay. So now now there's only one more left. Okay. All right. One final one, dude. Bite up, you little [ __ ] Oh, there it is. Now I wonder now if I have to do anything. Maybe not. It looks like it's still not on. So this one's Oh, so everything's on. Punch it. What the? I was going to try that. I just I I I didn't know it was going to be there. Big dick. Oh. All right, there it is. We got it. Wait, what did I just get? Obtain the artifact. Yep. Artifact obtained. And now, wait, am I could I go over there? Give me a minute. Give me a minute. I got to I We got to activate the big sinking in a minute. What the [ __ ] happened? What happened to me? Why am I looking? Am I dead? Why my character do this? Why is it Why is it doing this? I don't know why. Okay, so you must restore all nearby abysses. Okay. All right. So, what happens if I go to this start the device? this looks like squares. Really? I got to do this [ __ ] What is this? A stamina check. Get out of here, [ __ ] [ __ ] you. Oh, it gives my stamina. Oh, that's crazy. Can I loot those? I probably can't, right? Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Okay, let's go to here. Damn. I wonder what that is. Oh. Oh. Move toward the final battleground. Give me a minute. Let me prepare. Okay. Where we at right now? We got to be thinking about where's our how's our food situation? Food situation is not great, but it's not awful either. I think that we have a good amount of foods we have the heals, too. I can use my potions as well, like All right. So, let let's go ahead. We're going to we're going to do the first attempt on the boss to try to just kind of see what he's doing and then we'll we'll we'll recalibrate. Save. Long. The light will illuminate your sins, heathens. Oh, Sullivan, hear us. What is this? What's this little [ __ ] They'll be fine or great to pro brother as will you. Oh, [ __ ] Welcome to You want me to handle him? I got to beat him. Man, this is just me. Let's do it. Oh, what's going on, boys? How y'all doing? Oh, you want to use a shield? I don't think so. Oh, what's going on? Get out of here, you little [ __ ] Come out. Let's end this. I got the antlers on. Greymane, does this place please you? It shall serve as your grave. We'll see whose grave it'll be. This is my nest. The moment you set foot here, your fate was sealed. Nope. What are you doing? Bold of you not to be gray bane. What you doing? What you doing in my game? What you doing in my game? Oh, now lay down your arms and think can beat me. Resist. Right, mother. Big [ __ ] on her. She would always go on. Oh, we're big [ __ ] on him. Where's he going? HER VERY OWN SON. I HAVE NO end in your story. I should be all that she seeks. Grab him. Grab him. Get him. I must pre. Okay. Who is the bloody grey? [ __ ] I don't know what he's doing. [ __ ] I'm I'm about to get [ __ ] I'm about to get big [ __ ] Where's he at? Whoa. I dream of tearing up from Okay, I got to I got to be smart. Why such a weakling even turn mother's head? Where's he at? Where's he at? What do you mean the birds are attacking me? OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT. DAMN IT. HER GAZE shall remain fixed on me. Always once you done. Did you guys see that? No one will ever change my place. Okay, it's time. Whoever has yet to deem me worthy. Where's he at? Where's he at? There's he at the thing again. I'll kill you so the world may know I exist. I got I got [ __ ] hit me. Okay. All right. Let's go. All right. Let's finish him. Let's finish him. HERE WE GO. BOOM. BIG DICK. OH, disenchanted like a little [ __ ] One shot him. Yeah, we kill him. I used this strategy. It's called upgrading your weapon. Are you all right? Crazy. Crazy good. You rescued me. from my own twisted shade. Wow. Thank you truly. But I fear this is not the end. Be careful. Did you use the abyss artifacts upgrade? Yeah, of course. [ __ ] yeah I did. Hell yeah I [ __ ] did. We got to get more bloodstones. Yeah, [ __ ] you. How about that? Oh, I beat the chapter. Cracks in the shield. Is this the new chapter? Caliphate Becon's mad situation. Something feels off. His boss weapon's pretty nice. Is that It's like a dual wheel. We're being attacked. QUICKLY, GO LIGHT THE BEACON. Activate your beacon. That it. Now what? Now what? Tori curve Thwar. What is this here? What I get? What is that? Stamina regen. Ice resistance. Ice resistance seems pretty good, especially if I go to an ice area. Um, but good. It's bad. Okay. And then this weapon. What's this weapon? It's a one-handed sword. It has crow mode. What does crow mode do? I'mma put it on. I want to see what crow mode does. What? Take it out. Use a weapon. That's pretty good. I mean, I don't know if I really want to use that, but it's a cool It's like a bonus. Like, I could use it maybe if I feel you know what I could use it on maybe is like the ranged mobs. The crows target. There's no way they target. There's no way. That would be insane. Oh, wait. Okay. I got I got to turn this in. You can take the gem out. I know. I'm debating. Uh, wait a minute. So, if I took that gem out and then I put it on my attack speed instead and then I had chrome mode. Come up. This could change my life. Honestly, this upgrade could really just change my life right here. We're going to get rid of attack speed. Attack speed's nice, but it's just I can't fit it in the build right now. I have Okay, so I got to extract and I'm going to extract crow pro mode. Okay, pro mode is getting extracted. Okay. And then we're going to extract uh I could probably get rid of critical critical mode. I'm gonna get rid of this. So, um I like having critical hits. Okay. So, then now we embed. And so, I'm going to embed Crow's Pursuit. Wander at our paths will cross again. There's no way we're about to go this hard, right? Oh my god. I think I'm that guy. They're not ready. No, they're not. Am I becoming too powerful? I am. I beat the [ __ ] out of that boss, too. That [ __ ] was easy. I feel like any boss you can parry is pretty easy. Like, it makes it way easier. At least aim for the [ __ ] That's a man's weak spot. That's what I say. Hey, Cliff. It looks like we've settled in well. The gold leaves have us well supplied. Our comrades are slowly returning and the town's folk are warming up to us. Huh? Hey, Marius. You're looking well. Ah, there you are. What do I have to do? Can we talk? If you don't mind. What do we need to What do you need me for? What's happened? There's news that a comrade of yours is in Calade, but with war raging, it's far from safe. The marquee requests you head straight to Hernand Castle. Damn. Okay. The matters he wishes to discuss are most urgent. Understood. Very well. What's happened? Don't move. Anything good? They found a grey mean. All right. Is it a trailer? That's not happening. Yan, come on. Why not? We have to meet Marky Circus. He's more important than one of our own. Yan. All right. All right. He's such an [ __ ] He's my favorite character. Don't even think about going alone. You think this is funny? All right, I'll go right over there right now. Where that [ __ ] at? Where [ __ ] at? What's the war in this game? Uh, so basically [ __ ] like uh some guy killed him, but then he wasn't dead. And um I think something else happened in between those periods of time. I I I forgot what happened after that, but that was about it. Okay, so where's the marquee? Well, I thought he was in the castle. Oh, he is. Mind yourself out there. All right, we got to go in maybe through here. Yeah. Yeah, he's in here. And is he's upstairs. He's upstairs. Let's go upstairs. Better story in expedition 33. Oh, by far. Oh, so true. So true, brother. Okay, so he's got to be Ooh. Ooh, this is it. I heard the black bears are practically at our doorstep. Oh [ __ ] An has the strength. Ah, there you are. Yes. I heard you found one of my comrades. His grace is waiting. Shall we? I shall take my leave. Your grace, my lord. Carry on. Your grace. I brought the Greymane at your behest. As I said, he is a man of great courage, second to none. I've heard much about you. Your name echoes throughout Hernand. Who's this guy? Tales of the Greymane Charles against the rogues that plagued us. We owe you a great deal. I only did what had to be done. Humble to boot. Look how good I look. Much like Stefan Lanford. I look really good days. I have always admired the strength and the courage required to fight without hesitation. I hear you're well acquainted with him. Yeah, we go back a long way. Both Marque Lanford and a comrade of yours are in grave danger. Oh no. What do you mean by that? There's word of a Greymane wielding an axe aiding Calade. Oh no. You see a a traitor? That's where the Black Bears have set their sights on next. That's bad. That's really bad. If you lend your sword, they'll certainly fail in their aim. I'll [ __ ] Arden has gone ahead, so go seek him [ __ ] him right now. He will assist you. A better hurry. We will send word to your other companions. Isn't that the Oh, I know who that is. Ask for a guide to get you safely into Calade. Find him at the beacon. All right, we have to go to the bacon and then we go to the guy Una. Yeah, that's the orc, bro. Like I feel like right now, like earlier on I was like looking forward to getting him, but I feel like I already have so much power. I don't even know the usage of even like the purpose of even having another character. Like I feel like I'm in I'm in such a good spot to begin with, right? Like my character's already OP as [ __ ] Like I've got this gear that's like insane. Like I think I'm just going to stick with Cliff. Even like whirl even like if I could whirl cuz I assume that like he's probably a Berserker build from BDO, right? Or a giant build. And the odds are that means he'll have a whirlwind, but the whirlwind like I bet probably isn't as good as all my combo attacks. What's going on, boys? How yall doing? How yall doing? Sorry. I'm just coming just coming through. I'm just coming through. Just give me a minute. Just trying to get get through. Yeah, that's all. me. That's all. I was just trying to get through. Excuse me. Okay. Uh oh. Let's go up here. Is that [ __ ] this. I'm just going to go up the the right one. The other character can follow you and fight with you. Wait, he fights with you? Wait, what? What the [ __ ] Like a like a pawn? Is that real? Oh, that's badass. I don't need it, but that's badass. I mean, I'm going to use it. Don't get me wrong. I'm definitely going to use it. I just didn't know that could even happen. I got to get more of this copper. We got to get a lot more of this copper. The problem is that uh like crafting in this game, I feel like crafting was designed for it to be an MMO, but the the crafting timing, like how long it takes to farm everything is like really really long. Like it it's like uh like I farm for like two hours yesterday and I I got like three upgrades. That was it. is like this is another big mushroom situation too longer than Valheim. Uh yeah, I'd say it's probably longer than Valheim. Like maybe like I don't know like Valheim there's a lot of the difference with Valheim is that there's a lot of time that's put into kind of going from point A to point B. Whereas in this game, like there's less time going from point A to point B, but there's more activity time of like farming in itself. You can summon the girl right now. Well, I don't want to s at this point. I'd just rather wait for the guy. I thought I'd just summon the guy. So, wait a minute. So, you're telling me that these companions could have helped me in the boss fights? Like, that's not true, right? There's like no way that's true. What the hell is this? Have I been here before? Yeah. Yeah, I did this. I think I did this. Let's go up. Not bosses. Oh, okay. I feel like the bosses are the only thing in the game that's challenging. Everything else is easy. Like unless you like unless you're like a professional [ __ ] Uh I I just I can't see anything else being challenging at all. Like maybe I'm wrong about it, but that's just, you know, that's kind of where I'm at. Like I haven't felt any challenge in any content outside of bosses. Like I guess it was those guys who were flying around were kind of annoying, right? I mean there's definitely that. So maybe that's not entirely true. Yeah, the dementors. Yeah, exactly. I mean I guess that but like I just felt like that was like a structural challenge, right? more than anything. I actually went by here last night and I I know that I can't mine that because it's [ __ ] annoying. Your companions are for the nodes you unlock to send to to get materials. I don't know what I don't know how that works. Like to me, like my focus is just on killing things and then looting stuff. That's my main that's my that's my big situation. Okay. Situation in feed is growing worse. Okay. I hope it doesn't spell trouble for us. No use worrying about it. Talk mind what you say. Huh? You're bound for fade, are you? Yeah, by order of Duke's. You think this is a $70 game? It's becoming a $70 game. I think with the patch it's actually good. Like I would I would I think the game is good with the patch. I just hope nothing's happened to him. I'll watch the horses. Let me know when he arrives. Make ready at once. Go on. Situation's growing. They got fixed. Yeah, they fixed a lot of stuff. I think they need like two more good two more patches to make it actually like insanely good. You're here. I hear you're headed for Calade. I We're controlling the road, so you'll need an escort. We would ride with you if we could. He's still not ready yet. We'd appreciate it if you could just wait a little longer. You've arrived. Oh, once you're ready, I'll lead the way. At ease, lads. Okay, let's go. God speed. Keep him safe. As you wish. I don't know what the hell this is. Does inventory match matter? Inventory. Do you prefer this puzzle system or veil guard? I think that the puzzle, the only problem that I really have with the puzzle system is that it doesn't give input. Like it doesn't give feedback to calate. Like so like for example like whenever you're doing something wrong sometimes it doesn't give you feedback of like oh okay this is what you you did that wrong. I think that if if the the puzzles like on a fundamental level I think are okayassage but it's just that you've been briefed on the state like the way that systems are the way systems respond to you I think is confusing. Well then, as you know, is currently at war. Where there where their wings? The sudden coup staged by Captain Casius Morton. It's not a puzzle if it gives you feedback. has caused the tides of battle to shift. Every every game gives feedback. The might of Marquee Lanford. Calade would have already fallen to those black bear bastards. Stefan Lford, he's alive. Oh boy. I couldn't say this. Devs really care about player base, so they'll likely keep fixing things. Yeah. I mean, cuz if they want to make a DLC for the game or something, you know, they have to make the game Wait, wait, wait. We tightened our defenses at once. I got to I got to loot the box. As you can see here, this appears to be a square. I want to get all these abyss artifacts as much as I can. Sell three goats. Wait, wait. I can sell a goat. That's new. Was releasing games in a shoot state and patching to be No Man's Sky. They just got really lucky. I don't think that games make their games bad. Uh I don't think developers make the games bad on purpose. I think that it just happens. I'm going to be honest. I think it just happens, man. Oh, look at these guys. Oh, this this must be the right way. You can fence animals since the start of the game. These are Wait, what? Shouldn't we go the other way then? These is Oh, no. What devilry and an attack by beasts? No, this was no beasts to him. Who was it? Let's look for clues. Bandits aren't usually this bold. Then what on earth? What's this? What we doing? Oh, y'all want to try the Y'all want to see what happens when I use the crows? All right, y'all ready? Let's do it. Huh? No killing. Did the crows kill my friend? I think the crows killed my guy. Let's get going. Marshall Midler will be That was no big deal. I don't know how the [ __ ] that happened. What the [ __ ] Okay. Oh, I got a monarch butterfly. Marshall Midler is waiting. Make haste. Marshall Middler. Oh, who's that? Let's go, man. I got to go slow. We narrowly escape danger ourselves seeing as they're in territory. Mask he's wearing let you steal and hit NPCs. The situation is Wait, so I just killed that guy from AoE damage. Basically, I worry for our citizens who couldn't make it out. Oh, I didn't even know that could happen. We should make haste. So, I just I just killed another guy on accident. So, I'll head back to the castle and report on this matter. Yes. Yes. The marshall should be at the encampment The encampment over there. Got it. I must hurry and report back. Fortune to you. Fortune to me. Oh, there's another one of the items. Let me get the abyss artifact. Oh, that's really good. Oh, look at the Oh, that's a nice looking one. You see that? Who's this guy? the [ __ ] out of here, huh? Stupid ass [ __ ] Give me that [ __ ] I'm going to steal that money and Okay, now we're good. Let's go. You half witchy. Oh, that's the guy. That's you, stranger. I remember him. The Duke sent me. we were expecting you this way. Let's go. How's the situation? Uh-oh. I've got the broadstrokes. It's all bad news, I'm afraid. The odds weren't in our favor to begin with, and now there's a mutiny within. There's a high chance the enemy will take the castle. If Marque Lanford falls, then the entirety of Hernand will be in danger. We've lost another outpost for the Black Bears. Understood. Heard one of my men is on the front lines. Indeed. My scouts say he's fighting in the keep. But expect nothing less, Marshall. Mhm. Everything is prepared. Good work. I need to get that spear and that way I can get those likely holding out in the keep with the marquee. Okay, I've got to get to him. Let's get him. Going in alone, given the present situation, would be suicide. What are you a [ __ ] You'll have to cut through occupied strong points where enemy forces are thickest. I'll just kill him. If you must go now, first visit the watch post to assess the situation. No, Marshall. We've been waiting for We need more tents to treat the wound down, will you? Make it happen. Lift your sword. I'm showing them how it's done. The battlefield awaits, Greymane. I hope you know. I'd rather you didn't go, but I'm going to do it. Seeing as it's you. It's me. I know you'll go anyway. That's right. I head to the watch post. My men will be waiting. I'm going to take that mask off. Best of luck. That way I don't accidentally hit the I think that's what I need to do cuz I just feel like if I if I do that then it's going to end up it's going to end up messing me up, right? Like as cool as it looks with the mask on, I just think that it's going to cause me more problems. I'm free birding it. What are all these What are all these fatties doing? All right, let's try Let's try the crow attack. You guys ready? Damn it, bro. How are they faster than They just all ran away. Oh [ __ ] that's the army. Oh wow. so they got a bunch of them boys up here. Look at them all. Greymane, you heading to the castle? I have a request. What do you want me to do? Follow this scout. Oh, okay. Give me a minute. Where's dog? There he is. Okay. Oh, sh Means a great deal to have your help, Grey Mane. Uh-huh. We tried our best to defend the outpost. We couldn't hold up the enemy assault on our own. True. Their attacks have scattered our forces. We can't set up a line of defense, much less a counterattack. Who's he talking to? Who's he talking to? Who talk No, he's not trying to talk to me, is he? He think I'm listening? Sup, [ __ ] [ __ ] out of here. We need to get those outposts back. [ __ ] you. If we can raise the banners, our men will rally to them. All right. So, I got to get an outpost alongside you. It'll do wonders for morale. For Mirage. run. I feel like a like a Powerpuff Girl with like those weird little red things on my ears. It's kind of like right there. It's a little gay. Ooh. Ooh. Oh. Oh. I got to pick it up. I got to pick it up. Wait, I thought I was supposed to What am I supposed to do? Oh, I thought I had to pick it up. Can you try raising it? It's heavier than it looks. You raise these banners and it'll give our men the courage they need to fight on. Unless we're entirely [ __ ] So, okay. Doesn't give me much of a choice. Oh. Oh. Oh. place. Just a minute. Just a minute. Just a minute. The banner. The banner's That's not what I meant to do. Okay. Plant. Plant. No. No. No. Come back. Plant. Why? There's an I I have to hit a Oh, I have to I have to hold down. I What? I have to hold down right click. We're counting on you. How the [ __ ] was I SP? Why the [ __ ] would I have to do that? Give me that shield for all my [ __ ] hard work here. Okay, that's one banner done. Oh, he just leaves me. Okay, I got to do the other ones. All right, let me go do these. Caliphate Castle. What's going on, boys? Uhoh. I wasn't paying attention. Where's my uh where where's my my pet? I have my pet looting for me. All right. Let's go. What's going on? We're going to go bird mode on them. Bird mode. Bird mode. Bird mode. Let's go. Oh, a lot of them. Oh. Oh, fat. Got him. Let me loot. It's It's looting time. ABC. Always be looting. I want to make sure I get as much money as I can. Jesus, that guy just got destroyed. Oh, he hit me. He hit me. You're not supposed to be able to do that. What are you doing? Respecting your elders. He actually thought he was going to get away from the birds. Nobody gets away from the birds. Holy [ __ ] Look at all this stuff. Oh my god. It's actually be a It's literally a war. Huh? Well, let's just start. I just like I I didn't put this bird mode on there for nothing. Jesus, these guys are just getting destroyed. That's an elite. I wasn't paying attention. Respecting your That's a big boy. I got to zoom out. What's wrong? Oh, respecting your That wasn't elite. Not anymore. Damn, they got destroyed. Holy crow machine gun. Yeah, that [ __ ] was crazy right now. All right. All right. Let's go. Let's go put these banners in. That's what we got to do. Obviously, we kill these guys first, though. Oh my god. I do take a good amount of damage. I got to get more armor. should make for a grand tail. What are you doing? What are you doing? You want birds? You want some birds? You want some of the birds? How about that? How about some more birds for you? You want more birds? There you go. That's what I thought. I had to let him know. It's actually good. I loot these guys. I get all the uh What are you doing? all right, let's go. Oh, that's a big boy. Let's handle him. Let's take him out. You think I'm afraid of you? Elite attack. I had to eat today. Getting destroyed. They can't handle the birds. What happened, dude? The birds are OP. That was barely a scratch. Oh my god. Oh, wait, wait. Oh, there's a there's a banner. Okay, it has to get over there. All right, let's let's let's let's carve a path first. Okay, got to kill everybody. I'm taking a little bit too much damage. I I got to get more heals. Okay, we got to clear out everybody. That was kind of bad. I wasted that. See that? I'm going to activate my range attacks. Ready? Jesus Christ. Wait, my inventory is already full. What happened to your eldest? I just got started. But I just got started, bro. I wasn't even ready. Already my shit's full up. Okay, let let me let me get rid of some of these. I'm going to discard this. Honestly, I'm gonna just get rid of these birds. This is a big bird. Uh, we're going to get rid of Actually, let me just I'm gonna get rid of him. Attack plus three. I guess I'm going to get rid of that. I'm going to eat it. Okay. Damn, bro. I I hate inventory. I hate dealing with inventory. Okay. Now, now I have to raise the flag. I'm that guy. Here we go. Here we go. And it fell down. Okay. All right. Another one. Nice. He's running, bro. He did. He's scared cuz I got rid of the uh I got I put the banner up. What are you doing with fatty? Jesus. Can I loot that? No. Oh, actually, how does looting work now? Or grabbing these guys? Can I grab this guy? Run. Run. It makes it more fun. I'm actually a [ __ ] Damn. I I I beat the [ __ ] out of him. I'm wondering if I should teleport back. No. No. Honestly, like I need to just I need to just keep moving. Yeah, I should just keep moving. What are these guys doing? What's going on here? What's going on, boys? Whoa. Hit him. Another one. Oh, what's wrong? Wait, everybody's dead. Oh, somebody's up here. Let me fix that. There he is. Oh, I just killed him. All right. Now, let's go to the next We got to raise all the banners. Next one's over here. We got to kill these guys, too. What are you doing? What are you doing my game? Oh, y'all think you're cute, huh? We call it a draw. [ __ ] I couldn't get him. It's kind of embarrassing. Still standing. I tried to grab him. Didn't work. Respecting your elders. That does feel really good to do. Jesus. Jesus. That was great. Okay, now we got the next banner over here. Where they at? Oh, this one should be easy. You come on. Okay. So, wait. What's this? Help is on the way. Just hold on. You hear me? Hey, can I be of help? Oh, cray mate. We're up to our next in wounded soldiers. Could you No, please. Problem solved. He's dead now. Help him. Speak with the the main guy. What does he need help with? Find a soldier in help of need. Okay, where is he? I don't know. There's like so many other of these I have to do. I don't know which one to go. Okay, let me go. Let me go to this one. Terrible manners. I know. I don't know where to what to do with that one. So, we're just going to keep ignoring that. I'm going to go to the next banner. I'm getting too old for this. You not even a single idea where you are. You're out. Anybody else? I'm getting too down yet. Got him. Anybody else? You're already Oh, fat. Look at fat. Let's kill fat. Oh, that's a big fat curse. Got to use more of these. We got to go bird mode on it. Honestly, I I I do think the bird mode is like it's just it's so OP. I'm so annoyed that I can't I can't loot everything. I'm actually so annoyed by that. [ __ ] Okay. Uh, give me a minute. You have no right to be in trouble here. Okay. So, here here's the here's where the banner is. What is that? A good guy. That's a bad guy. Ooh, he's dead. So, wait. Where the hell is the banner? It's over there. Okay, I see it. What happened to you? Respecting your elders. I see it. Wait, what happened? Oh, that was me. He caught. See, the pork boys are really doing a lot of damage. They're dangerous. Oh, it's that guy. This is no bait for half like you. This shouldn't take too long. All right. So, wait. Where the hell? All right. So, there's Where's the banner? Oh, it's on the other side. Let's go. Okay, let's get that banner. That guy tried to grab me. You guys see that? I think I'm afraid of you. I'm losing out on so much loot, bro. I'm so upset. Okay, it's time. Let's plant the next banner. There's a lost and found chest that loots everything. Okay. Cuz like it it it hasn't looted everything for me. Wait, why is my stamina not regenerating? Oh, there we go. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you all doing? You guys want some birds? No time at all. [ __ ] [ __ ] You want the birds? I got to I got to do it three times. Come on. Come on. Yes. I made it. I made it. I made it. All right, that's one more. Actually, no, we have two more banners left. You're already regreting me. Okay, I hope everything gets looted to my inventory because before that's not really what happened. Wait a minute. What's What's over there? Or do I go? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. So, we got to go over to Where the hell is this place? I guess I just got to keep moving, right? Let me go. I'm just going to run over there. Mood is rotting, mate. I know. I know. I We got to get to this banner right now. Uh-oh. The cannons are up on the hill behind us. Take down the watch towers. Wait, what? I got to use cannons on a hill behind us. What is up? the curse. You won't get away. I got to find out where this guy is. It's It's dark, so it's hard for me to tell. Okay, so the the hill behind us Where is the hill behind you? Maybe it's That's not really a hill, right? Where the [ __ ] is it? I just wish I knew what the hell I was doing. Okay, well, let's just keep going. Just keep killing him. Dude, I'm going to be real. Like, those birds do so much damage. It's insane. Yeah. I wonder how this would even be if I didn't have the birds. There's a marker with meters. That was for another one. Like, should I just go over there now? What do you guys think? You're [ __ ] at this. I mean, I could. Can I destroy this now? Oh, it turned it around. This one's done for. Go to the marker. Okay, I'm going to go over there in a minute. Oh, I got it. I destroyed it entirely. Okay, let's go. I'm going to call my horse. I'll destroy. All right. We're running all the way dude. I wish I I wish I could. I'm so upset about my inventory right now. That's okay. That's life. I would have filled up any inventory. Honestly, I probably looted like a I could have looted probably like a thousand items. Look at all these mobs. Holy [ __ ] These patrols and everything. Okay, so so this is where it says there's a guide, right? Wait, I have to carry a wounded soldier. I'll fight to you once we're finished It's like saving Private Ryan. Okay, let's go. Never mind. Okay, we're good. I was about to say if you weren't going to let me use that horse, I was going to lose my [ __ ] mind. All right, let's go Run. Come on. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. [ __ ] Go, [ __ ] How do I get up there? Maybe it's this way. It's got to be this way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, we already pushed him back a lot already. Just by myself. Bloody do. Run. Okay, let me get off. I have returned. Hand over the soldier to his comrades. I did it. I've got one of your wounded. Turner. Can't thank you enough. Right. Let's game of bed. But there's none left. Oh [ __ ] Just make it work. Understood. Great mate. We owe you a debt. Let me guess more items. What did I get? They owe me a debt. It's not much, but we'd like to help. What is it? We've set up small camps throughout the battlefield just like this one. We can help you resupply there. So, please stop by anytime. Oh, [ __ ] Okay. O, you want some? But wait, there's nothing even really Hey, over here. Take some supplies. What's going on? This vendor time. Hopefully. Take these supplies. We'll see. Catch your breath. Ooh. Your horse is good to go. Damn, bro. I got a tuneup. Solomon sign up on you. Let me get to my full health now. Nice. I am. They gave me fine jerky. That's huge. Okay, it says there's a question mark in this area. What the [ __ ] Like, what do I have to what do I have to know here? Oh, I can teleport back right now. Wait a minute. Okay, I think right now we teleport We sell [ __ ] everything. We sell everything that we want and then I put everything in inventory and I just loot loot loot. Crazy crazy guy. I go on a looting spree. Sell it all. No, I'm not going to sell everything obviously. Like there's going to be stuff I want. Okay. Shop. Okay, here we go. Warrior ship. So, what do I really need to get rid of? scroll down. Okay, I'm going to just sell all this. This is all garbage. What about this item? Knowledge acquirable. Okay. Well, I don't want to sell that then. Okay. And I don't want to sell these either. Look at all this money I'm making. I already have $80. I'm I'm rich, [ __ ] Dude, I have $100 now. This is the most money I've ever had in my life. A two-handed. Oh, that's a Zhander. I kind of want to keep that, but there's no way it's better than mine. Okay. Um, let me I'm going to sell the fly. I don't think we need him. Barley. We probably use that for crafting. Okay. So, now what we do? All right. So, we got rid of all that. Select multiple items. Wait, what? You can invest in in the bank now. 100k. Uh, maybe. I don't know how that works. I don't know how the bank works. Investment banking. I think this is just uh uh it it's just it's waste of waste of time banking. Okay. So, here's what I do. Here's what I do. I just put everything in the box. Everything goes in the box. You guys said I can do it with multiple items, right? How do I do how do I do it with everything at the same time? How do I How do I select multiple things? Like control. I don't think it lets me do that. They lied. Yeah, you guys are lying. Oh, let me keep the food. I'm going to keep those, too. Damn, look at all this stuff I have. You know what? I think it's time for me to get rid of the grapes. Uh, I'm going to keep the pills with me, too. I want to have that cloth. I don't need cloth. Like after this guys, like you're you're gonna see like I'm actually gonna I'm gonna uh like I'm gonna uh metamorphosize into like a [ __ ] a bald eagle out of this. I don't need that. Like is I'm going to be out of control is what I'm trying to say. Am I already filling up the storage almost? I'm going to be filling up the storage pretty soon here. This is bad. I have a problem. Okay, that's the one I need to do. Empty bottle. I need 20 bottles. Wait a sec. Okay, let me get rid of these. Get rid of that. I don't need mushrooms. This inventory [ __ ] is crazy. And I'm going to keep those, too. Okay, so we pretty much threw away everything. So now I only have 20. I I have like a hundred slots left. Is that meant to impress you? That's a lot of slots. And where's the uh where's the new one I need? Yeah. Yeah. Let me examine. And now I can throw it away. Wait a sec. Wait a sec. I'm [ __ ] up. I'm [ __ ] up. Crafting manual. Okay. And I'm going to discard this one cuz I already have it. And I'm going to learn this one. I don't know what the control is, but you can upgrade the storage. I can upgrade my storage. Uh, is that true? Like I never even heard of that. Like if it is, like I don't know how to Okay. God, I know it's could sell for money, but like I don't want to [ __ ] with it. All right, so now we are totally ready to go. We are absolutely prepared. Now we go to war. We're going to kill everybody now. We're going to loot everything now. Merchants sell upgrades. Yeah, I know. I've been trying to buy them, but you know, it's hard to go through everything. upgrade your inventory slots by helping towns people. I I have I've tried. It's just like there's so many activities in the game to do that there's only so much time to do the activities. So like I try to do what I can, but I can't do everything that I can do. Now I have to go raise another banner. Let's go. I'm trying. I don't know really. What the [ __ ] What you all doing? What we all doing in my game? Oh, I got another artifact. Die, man. Fighting these [ __ ] asses at night is annoying. at least. So, at least now I'm looting, which is what mattered. Like, and I've got the dog looting for me, too. Like, this is huge. Okay, let's go. Have you tried drifting the horse yet? No. I was going to buy a uh or uh I I looked at a video. It said I could get a horse. It was good and I thought about getting it. Oh, wait. Oh, it's the guy. Damn. I wonder how I didn't carry that. To the ground. This is a being to remember. You can tame horses. Yeah, I know. That's what I was saying. Bird time. It's bird time. It's bird time. Let's go. This shit's actually it it's actually OP. Like come on then. I'm just killing them with these birds. It It's not even me. That's your best system. Strike the Wait, what are you doing? What is he doing hitting a horse? This is a level five horse, bro. He actually thought he was going to [ __ ] with a level five horse. I spent a lot of money on him. All right, there it is. Okay, I'm halfway there. Thoughts? After the patch, the game has gone from being a I think the game has gone from once again cuz like originally it was a flawed masterpiece and then after I played it more I I decided that it was flawed and now it's back to being a flawed masterpiece. That's my best best way I can describe I will put you on. Does that make sense? Like I and I'm not I don't think I'm being [ __ ] either. Like I'm not being [ __ ] Like I'm saying like basically the patch improved a lot. It did. It improved things a lot. And not only did the patch improve things a lot, but it also made it to where like the annoying things in the game were not as annoying. So I think that's like a huge improvement. That guy got destroyed. Go some. Man, that's a fat Oh, you see him trying to do that overhead on me. You thought he could handle the bird mode. It's the best worst game to play. Well, I would say that the combat itself is actually relatively good. Like, I would say actually, not even relatively good. Like, it's the problem really that I have with the combat is that it doesn't really feel like it's tremendously like Oops. Um, it's like very transformative, but other than that, I think that it's good. Like that, like at a baseline, it's good, but it's not like in Elden Ring, for example, where you have like 10 different combat styles. I feel like in this game, you have a minimal amount of combat styles, but the combat is it it it's it's relatively good. And I think that that that was improved by the patch as well. like they actually I don't know what they were thinking. Sorry for that. Jesus, these guys got Oh, I thought he was dead. You're using 2% of the combos, dude. Well, why would I use any more of the combos if I can easily beat the game without them? Like, you see the point? Like that's the concern is that like unless you give the player a reason to play the game differently and employ more complex solutions to problems, they're not going to do it. All the supplies are in THE CHURCH. SHUT UP. I love you. What's he doing? Wait, is that an elite? Wait, that was an elite. I didn't even notice. Honestly, I really want to fight a boss now. I really do. Like, I want to see how much damage I can do with the bird mode. I think next boss I might even use a potion just to flex on him. Time will be your only relief. It's a path of minimal resistance. Well, it's also I think it's the most effective mean Oh, wait. What's this? What's this? Is a wagon. Oh, I guess maybe it doesn't. Okay. All right. Who the [ __ ] does he think he is? Who the [ __ ] do you think you you little [ __ ] Get the [ __ ] out of here. Just smashed it. Oh, there's one more. No, I'm not. I'm not going up there. I'm not going up there. What the [ __ ] Oh, I turned it around. God damn it. Oh, what's wrong? What's wrong? Damn, it didn't go too well, huh? Okay, so where's the where's the banner? Oh, it's over there. Okay, let's go get the banner. I see it now. Oh, [ __ ] I got to kill all these guys first, too. How am I doing inventory now? Let me see. Inventory. I am already at 50. Oh, that's actually pretty good. I'm only at 52. I might have to get another food. Oh, what's going on here? Wow. I don't even know what hit me. I'm going to be honest. I really don't. Like, we're just going to we're going to we're going to respawn. I I got to let him know. You didn't I didn't realize these were all bad guys. Do you have even a single idea where you are? Yeah. I don't know how that even happened. I think I got to use the birds on him. I do. I got I got Oh, somebody's shooting arrows, huh? How about that? [ __ ] out of here. Oh, there's another guy shooting [ __ ] arrows at me again. Get out of the way. I knew that [ __ ] would go to the side. That's why I Okay, everybody's dead. All right. Where's that banner? Is dog Dog's helping me, right? Yeah, dog is helping. Okay, good. All right, let's do all this. Hell hounds chopping axe. That's pretty cool. Was that an arrow? That wasn't an arrow, was it? Just a What are you doing? Wait. Going up. We going We going fast. Oh, okay. Everybody's dead now. We're getting big money. The swing skill. Yeah, I think that was just a bug. Let me loot all these real quick. Yeah, I'm actually going to run out of inventory space again. I am uh like cuz the thing is to me like I I like why would I not want to loot everything? Like obviously I would want to loot I got to walk this [ __ ] thing all the way over there. Oh my god. Can I at least like Wait, can I just push it? Can I push it? I'm on my way. We're almost there, guys. This is important. We're going to make it. I can do it. I can do it. Jesus, bro. Like, I just I I just demoralized him. What are you doing? Black bear, get out of here, black bear. Destroy the enemy's supply wagons. That's a free shield. That's a free sword. That's a free potato. That's a free What the hell was that? A free special helmet. How's my inventory? 72. Oh, I'm actually I feel like I should be fine for the rest of this quest. What's going on in here? The Church of Halif. Should we hit the bell? Trick question. Hello. I want to ring it. How do I ring the bell? There it is. I'll learn now. Y'all ready? I think they might be ready. This is This is only the beginning. let's do it. Oh. we're about to use bird mode now in a minute. All right, bird mode. THE WALL IS DEFEATING ME. I'M LOSING TO THE WALL. Did I just kill everybody? I just I killed everybody. Great. That was good. That went pretty well. It ran away. Yeah. I just break it. I'm ready for the boss. I I want to fight the boss. Welcome sight. I was expecting more [ __ ] black bears. There seems to be no end to them. They keep coming. Bye. We're being overrun by the bastards. Now we've got rid of their supplies. We should target the fort. I know that's the best course of action, but their numbers are too great. No, it won't be. It will be I'm going to one v forces alone. Destroying their strongholds is almost impossible. Mhm. They station their men at every bloody outpost. If only Marquee Lamp would. Who gives a [ __ ] about him? Well, he's not. But would agree suffice? You'll help us. Brilliant. With you on our side, we've got a real chance. See if they got any loot in here. Is this a big loot situation? That's an elite. I want to kill the elite. You can tell he's elite cuz he's fat. Wait, he died in one hit. He just died. He just instantly died. Not much of an elite, man. More like a little [ __ ] I'm going to got my horse. I want to get a front color horse. Wait, they got horses now. What the hell? What the hell? That's mine now. That's my That's my horse. You have your [ __ ] on my shoe. It's my horse. Actually, let me You know what? [ __ ] them. I'm not going to worry about them. Damn. Look at all these guys. I'm going to just round them all up. Let's go, boys. Come on. Damn, I actually really [ __ ] up there. I'm not with you. Next has no place. That could have got that could have gone a lot better, but that's okay. Yeah, I took way too much damage there. A bit of a [ __ ] up. Assemble them. Yeah, big dick poles. Yeah, we we did basically Oh, this is this is this the elite. Wait, the elite died in literally one hit. He starts running away. Wait, is he shooting arrows at me? Nick there. Yeah, I don't know how I didn't parry that. Okay, let's go up this way. Speak with the soldier at the gun site. Let's go up this way. Power scaling in this game is [ __ ] Yeah, you're going to say that until I fight a boss that like kills me in one hit. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. There's flags up there. You know what that means? I don't know either. We're going to find out. Speak with a soldier who needs your help. It's time to be a cannon. Is it time? Nice timing. I get to use the cannon. The cannon wheels busted. Lift the barrel. Barrel. Sure. I didn't realize I was in a quick time event. Come on. Put in there. Put in there. There it is. There it is. All done. Thank you. You're amazing. My word. She looks good as new. Mhm. That was it. That was the whole thing. it's time to blast those black bear skin gun. man. A cannon and ready yourself. Oh, here we go. Let's do it. Operate. Aim for those smoking watchtowwers and fire. Aim. I just destroyed that [ __ ] huh? Okay, let's kill that one. Oh, there's one. Let's go. Another one. Oh, I was wondering like what is that? Oh, he actually so he reloads every cannonball he shoots. Is that right? Damn. Damn, he actually does. Final one. See, look. Oh, that's it. Oh, I didn't see it again. Such great angle. Absolutely incredible. Other soldiers wasting ammo to the castle. That's why I'm the main character. Best grab some whistling arrows on your way. Whistling arrows. Let us know where to lay down our cannon Oh, I don't need that. I have birds. Help us shove some hot iron down their throat. Yeah, I got birds. I don't need that. I have to get access to orbital strike with that type of arrows. I don't give a [ __ ] about that. Honestly, I might have to do though. Like it does that does look pretty cool. Like should we just do it? Should we do it just to do it? Let's do it just to do it. Let me right now I'm I'm going just cuz I I'm I'm here. I'm going to just sell right now. I'm going to sell everything I made. That way I I don't fill up my inventory cuz I'm probably at like 85 90 items. And I'm assuming like I'm probably going to I'm going to probably beat it after this shop. Every warrior counts. I know. I mean, what are you what you all laughing for? Like it's not funny. Like this sucker. Like I'm I'm I'm getting so much money. Look how much money I started with. I have 120 right now. And I'm also getting food back. Like I'm like I not only am I getting stuff back, but I'm getting food back, too. I'm already at 140. That's a potato. We don't want to sell that potato. That's an important potato. Okay. What about these? These are good. I kind of want to keep this, but I I Why would I keep it? Who gives a [ __ ] Okay, the spider. Do I sell the spider? I'm going to sell the spider. I don't I don't really need him. I don't know why somebody would want to buy a spider. Seems like just a pain in the ass. Wait, do I have a bow? I have a bow, right? I might just not sell that bow in case I I lost it. A two-handed weapon. It's a a tassel pike. I don't want that. That's stupid as hell. Look at all this stuff I got. This actually insane. Flame spear. Two-handed weapon. Oh, it's it's you can't sell. Don't worry about that. All my weapons is profitable. Yep. Show is Let's go back. always at your disposal. So now I I I have $1 like [ __ ] $80 You sell his lantern, they'll steal the gold ingot. I I don't need to I don't need to play games like that cuz I I think I like Yeah, I still have my lantern and everything, too. Yeah, I've got my bow and everything. Like I'm Okay, let me talk to this guy. You got him. How dare you abandon our comrade? [ __ ] I didn't abandon him. Uhoh. Uhoh. They got a deserter. Did our message reach you? Ask him. Sorry about this, P. We have a Who is it? One of our men was nabbed by black. Got nabbed. More like left for dead. I told you it was an ambush. Oh, that's a convenient excuse. Aris, I'm telling the truth. If only you'd cease. You're just going to leave him. killed himself. I told you we don't stand a chance on our own. And how are WE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT that monster? Well, who do you believe? Go on. You suck it. I'm the only one being realistic. My apologies. Let them get off with No one here is in their right mind. I'll handle it. Hold your position. Okay. So, I don't know like what they're mad about, but like don't let them up. Wait. So, if I want to use this cannon, put me sideways. A safety device is installed. What does that mean? I can't use it, I guess. So, okay, let's go. Oh, [ __ ] Look at all these guys. All you do is run. I might aggro everybody. Wait, now I can use it, right? Damn, that was kind of badass. Shoot. I take a lot of damage though. I got so many of these guys on me. Don't try to run now. Yeah, I'm just thinking about Oh, it's an elite. That was an elite. Jesus Christ. God damn, there's a lot of guys here. Anyway, so we got to go and and So, what are we thinking? Should we use this more? Wait a minute. Wait, could I get on my horse and then just shoot the arrows at him from there? Oops. I can. So, I could round all of them up and then just drop orbital [ __ ] air strikes on them. I think I could. I'm going to kill these guys on my own, though. There's only a couple of them. So, what happens if I use it on this guy? That's badass. Where the [ __ ] are these guys coming from? So, all right. All right. I might get on. I might get on my horse. All right. Let's round everybody up. Let me get out. Let me get out of here. I'm going to food again. You guys, too. Let's go. Let's go, boys. Everybody. Everybody together. Let me get these guys, too. We're getting a little bit greedy, I think. Go. Send them all to the grave. Get going. Run assemble. Yeah. Set them all to the grave. What are you going to do, dude? Let me go inside. Oh, that's a boss. There's nowhere left for you to run. Oops. Let me get off the boss. You cur. Wait, so wait, couldn't I just use it on him? Okay, let me kill everybody. I want to use the air strike on the boss. You won't be away. I'm going to just I'm going to use my thing. Run with your tails tucked just like taking a lot of damage. This is tedious. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I'm having targeting issues. God damn. I kept facing away from him. Kept messing me up. What do you mean? We got him though. Yep. Explosives behind you. I didn't get that mace. We killed him though. That's what matter. Is that a boss though? No help on No. Grabbing, we've been looking for you. They breached our defenses using some strange weaponry. Don't worry about me. Hurry. I used a lot of my food, too. I feel bad. Like, yeah. I don't know if I should have done that. That's okay, though. Like, I mean, I guess I can just honestly I just I just get more food. I mean, it's not like it it really matters. Okay, let's go. We got to get back. Um, destroy the Black Bear's battle weapons. Okay. Well, where are they? Where are they? What's a battle weapon? I think I know what a battle weapon is. All right. We got We got to handle this. What do you mean they have tanks? Uh, yes, I am going to use the orbital bomb strike, but I want to make sure I kill these guys first. That way, it doesn't distract me and we can watch it happen. But now it's time. What do you all think? I just ride around and start using a bow and arrow. I speedrun these guys. Let me see if I can loot that. The north has no place. Yes. Okay, let's do it. I actually really like that ability. let's loot. Do it again. See what happens. Do it You know what? [ __ ] him anyway. Let's go. I'm going to get on my horse. Now we're going to ride in. We're going to blow up these tanks. Where are they? Where are the spinny boys? Get going. There's a spinny boy. Wait. Oh, I can get in there. Idiots. Stupid ass. [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] That's right. Where'd I go? Hit me again. They don't know. Send them all to the I'll send you to your graves. going to chop you up. They're running away now. All right, I do need to get more health or uh actually like I need to get more health regen. That's what really needs to happen. Cuz like if I had that, I feel like a lot of these struggles wouldn't really be that bad. But I do feel like I'm kind of on the struggle bus with this to an extent that like I'm just kind of I'm I'm getting [ __ ] in a in a big way because of that life leech. Yeah, I don't I haven't gotten anything that has life leech on it yet. I mean, I'm assuming there's probably something that has that, but it's probably like way late game, right? That's what I would assume considering that's like a super OP mechanic. Like most of the time, like that's not something that's introduced until like way later on. How are the controls? I mean, I would say the controls were good. Like uh I I I mean, they've improved a lot. Like at the beginning, they were bad. Now they're Now they're fine. Okay. And somehow my horse survived the bombardment. Let me see. Okay. All right. Let's do it. Drive by. Drive by. What's wrong? Get him out of here. Get him out of here. What's wrong? What's wrong? Where's your tank? Where's y'all's tank? Where'd it go? Where'd the tank go? Oh, it's dead, bro. That's too bad. It's not a tank. Okay, let me just revive now. Just going to revive. So, what happened there is that Hey, thought you were supposed to be dead. What the hell was he thinking? I got a cog wheel. Okay, one more. Where's it at? Okay, we're good now. Where's the last spinny boy? They're in this area. It's got to be in this. I think it's got to be up here, right? Has to be up here. Don't tell me they're hiding from me. They don't want me to find the tank. Move. Move, guys. They made me kiss it back. Damn, I just took two hits. Where' the tank go? Maybe he's over here. Don't want to [ __ ] around, huh? How about that? Get the [ __ ] out of here. I see him. I see him. I see him. I see him. Wrong. Hit it. Hit it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Right. Char. No. This shit's broken. Oh, they going like little rats. They going into the castle now. Retreating. M run away like little rats. Reclamation advance to Calon Castle. Where is it? Where is it? I want to see cuz there was an item There was one of those purple things. I don't know where the hell it was. It's kind of hard to get my bearings in this area. Wasn't it like over here or some [ __ ] man? [ __ ] it. Who cares? Let's go. I can't find it. Calon. Wrong game. It's close enough. I mean, it's basically the same [ __ ] name. I'm just going to run right in through the main gate. Honestly, just let them know. I saw that coming. I'll break you in too. [ __ ] I tried to [ __ ] shoot my bow and arrow. Wait, did do these these things not work? Oh, they took them away from me. They took it away from me. Okay. All right. Just like All right, that's fine. It's okay to It's all right. die already. You're trying to hit my horse. You ran out. Wait, really? He could do that. The horse kicked you. I know. I had to get back up after that. Okay, let's go. We got to stop [ __ ] around. Let's move inside. Let me heal. I know. Oh, it's got to be this way, right? She is no killing. Save them the latest. That was close. They almost got on top of me there, but it's okay. Uh, let's go right in through the main gate. Main gate. Ooh, that's the big boy. A we gota situation. Let's turn up the castle. And Stefan, he's trying to take it back. Won't be easy. Odds are against him. Damn. Head for the castle when you're done here. Well, now what? Support Stfan. Landlord real quick. it's looting time. What are they doing? Look at that knife. Will never fall into your hands. Dang. STEPHAN LFORD KNEELS TO GO PRETENDER. YOU'RE ALIVE. JESUS. What a champion. I'll take care of the traitor. A traitor. All right. I'll protect my men beyond the wall. You're alive, baby. I just kill everybody. I might as well I might as well just kill everybody, you know, just save a little bit of time. Anyway, oh, just a minute. I'm full up on my inventory again. Let me see. What do I want to sell? I might sell the torches. I don't really need these. I can't believe, dude, I'm already full up again. That's crazy. Let me make sure I got everything I need. Okay. Uh, we're going to use this, but not yet. As soon as we get into the boss fight, we're going to use it. It's time. You're a hard one to kill, Greymane. I think that we stilling that L. We go all the way in Lanford. We go all the way in on them. Like, if we pop cool downs, we pop everything. Then this is your end. I need to heal real quick. Even after your defeat, you still dare TO MEDDLE IN OUR COUNTRY OF WAIT, just a minute. Just I'm trying to I'm trying to inventory. Okay. All right. All right, we're going to pop this attack elixir and I'm also going to do the defense elixir. I can't. is it time? Let's do it. In the name of General What's wrong? What's wrong? That's right. John Crimson. That's right, bro. I beat the [ __ ] out of him. God damn, Dude is a thousand times easier than the last boss for you. Well, the last boss was easy, too. You're dealt with. Good. I actually was planning on there being two phases. It's over there. There were two phases to that fight mostly. That was the last of them. Well done. My lord. It was a hard one. My lord, a message. The remaining enemy forces are fleeing north. We'll hunt them down. Cliff. On behalf of the shields, light the beacon of victory. The beacon of all said and done. Let's have a drink. The beacon of victory.…

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