I can’t stop playing Crimson Desert

Yesterday I prepared everything. I prepared everything to beat the boss. I put in probably three or four hours last night farming and I'm going to beat him today on stream. I'm going to beat him. It's a game time. That's right. Are the controls still [ __ ] They're not great, but you know, like it it's better. It's improved. So, farming what? I'm going to show y'all. Uh, I farmed out. Actually, let me just I'm going to pull it up. I I want y'all to see it. Like, I tried to look up YouTube videos of killing him, but um there's like none. Like, there's like no videos. It's like maybe like one video of somebody killing him. And even that wasn't like a full like a full clip. Nobody killed him. No. No. People have got it. No one does it. I'm going to do it. Yeah, I'm just going to do it. Be easy. Like I don't know what people are talking about. How's the grind going on? Oh, it's good. There it is. Y'all see that cloak right there? That's plus five frost resist. Plus five. It's time. Easiest game of your life. It is. It will be. Did you get the legendary sword? No. But I upgraded my sword. Maybe I shouldn't have done that. All righty, boys. So, I have my character. This is the gear that I'm going to use right here. Obviously, I look really good. So, I have my helmet here. My ice resistance is capped out. I have level 15 ice resist. I farmed out everything that I could. I got the ice resistance gems. I got the ice resistance armor. I got the ice resistance cloak. I got the ice resistance helmet. I've got everything ready to [ __ ] go. And we're going to do it. Look at all this. And so, let me go back. I've got my my buffs here. And I'm not This is a special set of gear I got going on. I've got my special pills as well. Oh, actually, let me get the other pills. I need to get more of those. And now we need to we need to cook. We need to get big food. I need big food. Where's my Where's my thing? Oh, there it is. Okay. I I got confused. Having fun overall. Yeah, I'm having fun. Yeah, I've been playing it. I've been having more fun. Okay, so I got all my stuff here. My Look at all the Look at all this. I got Oh my god, I'm rich, [ __ ] Wait, wait, did I vendor? I think I vendored my resurrection pills. I think I vendor my resurrection pills. Um uh you buy them back. Okay. I'm going to check after this. I don't know where they are. Um, oh [ __ ] Okay. Uh, that's I did not I I actually did not know that I did that cuz I I I I had 19 before and there's only one stack of 10. I'm pretty sure I vendored them, but I I don't know that it's in your inventory. No, it's only there's only 10. There's only 10. Like I I had more than 10. That's bad. It is. It's really bad. Okay. Well, I can't I listen like let's not even think about that. I'm not going to worry about that. So, let's go ahead and we're going to get out. Uh it's a big meat situation. Big meat. And I'm going to take the I guess I'm going to take out the lentils as well. I'll take out the pumpkins. Actually, I'm not going to take out the pumpkins. And I'm going to take out the onions. Let's take out the mushrooms. I want to have everything prepared to fight this boss. Okay, turkeys. I'm going to I I need all the turkeys I can get. let me think what else I need to get. Refine. Okay, I guess I can take that one out. I might as well. Bread. Uh, I guess I'll probably take the bread out. Uh, tough meat. We're going to take all this out, too. Okay, I think that we're pretty much good. Yeah, I think this is this is about where we need to be. I still can't believe I vended my own [ __ ] healing uh my own vendor items. Let me see. Like maybe I sold it to this guy shop. A man's gear can be his saving grace. Repurchase or his downfall. Oh my god. I didn't Okay, let me check the other vendor. Wait, let me check the other vendor. You're in a bind. Cook the other meat. I will, but I want to go to town first. Where to find me? You didn't town the gold ones? No. No. I I I didn't want to. I think that right now. Like, so I've got maximum frost resist and I can't upgrade my gear anymore. Something about being a sandbox supposed to have a main story. You believe that? I think the main story could be better, but you know, it is what it is. A fine day for it, though. Okay. Uh, let me check this real quick. Mighty blade test. Okay. All right. Is to a warrior while a ship is to its captain. They've got to be It's got to be here. It has to be here. Where are they? I They're actually gone. They're gone. My heals are My my resurrection stones are gone. [ __ ] All right. Give me a minute. All right. Now, we're going to get out of here. Why can't I cook? There we go. Okay. Okay, now we're going to cook all of our food. So, we have uh I think we're going to do a hardy grilled meat, but it's only it's 220 for five. I think 220 for five seems like a really good idea. Like I think let's do this. And I'm going to make and I'm going to make 40 of them. I'm going to make 40 right now. Just a whole thing. Actually, let me do like I'm going to do in case I need a little bit more. I'm going to confirm here. So much meat. This is a big meat situation. Okay. Look at that. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. All right. And what else do I need? Okay. Lentils. Uh, I'm going to actually just farm out some. Actually, I only have 19 of these. Okay. And I'm going to make some more. And I'm going to make it with actually I mean, if this is all I've got, then switch material. I mean I mean there's no way I'm going to need more than 40 food, right? Like there's no way I'm going to need more than 40 food. Like I I I feel like there's no chance. I could be wrong, but like I don't think that I will be. Like I'm I'm thinking about it right now. 40 food. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You've come to the right place. So this is really not even that much. I need to buy more marbled meat. I actually need more though. Okay. So looking to buy some Fair. You rocked your [ __ ] yesterday. I have a strategy. I have a strategy. It's called hide behind a wall and hit him from the wall. Okay. Um, what else do I need, boys? What else do I need that I don't have? I have my two potions here. Right here. Let me go and check my inventory one more time. Skill. Come on. Something easier than that. Resurrection pills are in your inventory at camp. I don't think so. Pretty sure they're not. I'm like 99% sure they're not actually cuz I checked like [ __ ] twice and they weren't there. Maybe it's this guy. No, it's not that guy at all. There's no way it's that guy. Which boss are you prepping for? The big one. This the big I'm prepping for the big boss. All right. So, I'm going to pull out all my food. I'm all my food. I'm pulling out all the jerky. I'm pulling out all the fish. I'm pulling out all the pan fried vegetables. We're going to get that grilled fruit. We're not going to pull that out. We don't need that. I want to make sure I don't miss anything else. 30 second. I don't need that water. I could actually just craft more heals. Should I just craft more heals or more resurrection stones? I think I'm going to just craft more resurrection stones. Yeah, let me do that. and a meat skewer. Okay, we got four of those. I'm looking to see if there's anything else I need. What's this? Stamina 64. That's pretty good, but I don't think I'm really going to use that. Lean bur meat. We don't need any bur meat. Movement speed. I don't care about that. All right, I think we're pretty much good. Can't get drunk. I don't know. So, I have to make a special a special pill Just a minute. Why would Israel do that to your to your resurrection stones? They probably don't want me to cover the fact that Iran is winning. So, they think that by deleting my resurrection stones, it'll keep me away from the war coverage longer, obviously. All right, so we've got a craft in the cauldron here. Deja vu, thanks for the subs, man. I appreciate it. Okay, I don't want drinks. I don't need any of this, even though this would actually be really Special items. Okay, this is good. And I'm going to make all all of the above. I've never done this before. You have 10 in your inventory. No, y'all haven't seen this boss yet. You haven't seen this boss. Like if you No, you you cuz this is going to be honestly guy this is going to be the hardest boss I've ever done. Like just trust me and take Charlie push the subs. I I don't need subs. Like I appreciate the support but I'm I'm totally fine. I saw it yesterday. It was crazy ever. Yeah. Okay. I've got I made seven more. I've got 17 I've got 17 little heals and like 15 big heals. I don't know if I'll have enough. I don't I I will use every consumable in the game. I will use everything that I have to beat this And y'all see this? That's level 15. Level 15 right here. That's me. Let's go. Still taking damage. That'll stop. I'm going turn on the fire. I'm going to turn on all the all the lanterns. If I turn on the lanterns, will will it make it go down? What does this [ __ ] want? I'll break you in two. I saw that coming. You won't get away. in two. This is just like these are the trash mobs. I can't even kill the trash mobs. What do you mean there's four of them? What do you mean there's four mobs? Don't tell me I'm going to die. I can't even kill one guy. Get away. This is [ __ ] [ __ ] I listened. Just a minute. Just a minute. Just a minute. [ __ ] Where do I go? Where do I go? I have to hide. I have to I have to go indoors somewhere. Right there. Oh, I hit him once. I saw that coming, dude. I Are you kidding me? Okay, I'm running. I'm running. I'm running. I want to die right now. I want to die. I want to die. I want to die. Should I light up all of these? I'm going to try and light. Do blinding flash. Wait, that kills them. You see all my heals? Like I have all my heals and everything. That's actually Does it? No way. Okay, I'm going to light up all these candles. Oh, that's me. All right, we got the grindstoneone here. Do I have an anvil? Looks like there's no anvil. [ __ ] Okay, I'm going to see if I can do this one, too. I've never used this before. Like, we haven't even made it to the boss. I'm already dying. This is not a good place to be in. I'm going to try and light all of these. Wait. I just turned him off. I I I just I I just turned him off. Like I I didn't expect that. Too many weak spots in your defense. I saw that coming. Dude, that's so good. Okay, I'm going to try to light every single one of these. Okay, this one's lit. Is this one lit? No, it wasn't lit. Wait, did they stop? You should have run away. Where'd he go? Okay. Wait, so they don't even stay lit? Do they or not? I don't even know. All right, I'm going to try and light these over here, too. Got him. Wait, couldn't Wait, can I do that to these? Can I light this, too? Dude, how many of these [ __ ] things are there? Low health. It's okay. If I die again, I'm going to respawn, then run directly to the boss. I don't think this works. That's the way it goes. That's the way it [ __ ] goes. All right, we're just going to fight him. Let's go. No, it's fine. That's fine. I want to die. I want to die. That's good. I'm glad that I'm glad I'm dead. I'll enjoy your death. I'm going to run in and fight the boss. Now my shit's reinforced. Let's go. to share I didn't hit him I got to run the no. I got to run in front of my door. I'm scared. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. That's why we have the heels. [ __ ] [ __ ] Dude. Dude. Jesus Christ. Jesus, bro. Like Cause a lot of damage. Oh yes. [ __ ] Are you [ __ ] kidding me? They're not supposed to spawn. What the [ __ ] are they doing here? Were they just watching? got. Yes. Heat. Heat. I I can't target him. I have to take a risk there. Those guys are [ __ ] me up, man. The guys on top. I think it's [ __ ] with my targeting. Okay, this is fine. Like I I keep so annoying annoying. Get out of here. Get out of here. I don't like you. I'm just going to do it again. I'm just going to It It's fine. It doesn't matter. It does not matter. I'm just going to I'm just going to do it again. I'm just going to kill them. It's not a big deal. Just despawning them. Little [ __ ] mosquitoes, bro. I don't know what to do. Like if I have all those mobs attacking me, I think I need to retry. Hopefully that should reset them, right? Like I I think I have to retry cuz I've never even seen this happen. Lock onto the boss. No, the lock on button doesn't work. I hit the button, it doesn't activate. Dude, I'm I I have to reset. I have to reset. Like, I can't like No, I'm I'm I'm retrying. I'm retrying. Like, I can't I can't beat him with 10 other mobs that I'm autotargeting to. Like, I can't do That's so [ __ ] annoying, man. Let me use my inventory. All right, I'm going to use max health and attack speed. I'm going to use this now. And I'm going to also use uh Okay, I'm going to use the draw. I can't. Okay, one more. Dude, dude, get out of here. I have the wrong weapon. I have the wrong weapon on. Ru scared the I don't know how I can't parry him. It looks like this is fixed cuz I I can't The thing is like I can't fight him. I can't beat this guy if I have these other mobs that are like making me target something different. I just I I can't do it. I don't think anybody could honestly Okay. All right. We got to stay focused. All right. This is This is it. Where is he, dude? I dude I Why is this happening to me? Like I've never The [ __ ] is this? Okay, I think I'm understanding. is coming. All right. Ow. [ __ ] that was a lot of damage. Good. Heat. All right, we almost got him through the first one. Got him. Got him. Got him. Yes. Yes. No. Mistake. Ah, heat. by the way. We're on track. We're beating him. Not if we keep doing that. I don't know why I'm not I don't know why. Like I don't I don't I don't know why that that happened. Like that was so stupid. Okay, I've got to I've got to lock in. I've got to lock in. Like I literally I hit the button. It just didn't happen. I don't even not even mad. I'm just disappointed. in the game. Not myself, obviously. Oh my god. two more. We're not losing. We're not We're not losing. Like, it's not happening. Look at this. I dodged the wrong way. I've got nine left. Help you. I love that. The movement there is just it's really hard for me to do. I move you saw when I moved forward. I didn't mean to move forward. I meant to move to the side. Was a misinput. Don't. We're going to beat him. He's [ __ ] dead. He's so [ __ ] dead. Oh, it's so [ __ ] over. It's so [ __ ] over. Go. It's almost time. I I honestly I think I just shouldn't do that. I shouldn't do that. Like every time I move in on him, I'm just I'm not able to do the dodge for some reason. I don't know why. Uh, who cares? A now got him. [ __ ] the [ __ ] birds, bro. Where are the birds from? They're gone. They're gone. I died on purpose. All right, it's me. All right. All right. Let's go. It's all of them. They want to watch. Let's go. Let's do it. It's hot. I'm dead. How many more boots do I have? I I just my camera. So, I can't I can't demonstrate this because you guys can't tell cuz you're watching me play. My camera doesn't work properly because of the other mobs. So, whenever I'm moving in a weird way, that's the reason why. Where's he at? Where's he at? See, and I can't target him either. I I I'm actually [ __ ] Like, I'm actually [ __ ] Like, I I I I don't know what to do. I have to kill them. Oh my god, there's so many. I can't even target all of them. I I I can't I have to kill I I literally can't like I have to kill him. Let's go. Let's go. It's all or nothing. That's a lot of chickens I got left. I'm just I'm like there's a bug in the fight that's making it like exponentially harder. Like ah [ __ ] Okay, I'm going to try and just revive again. I'm going to try and just get away. Like I don't think you guys understand how hard this this is. Like it it's cuz every attack that I do is then re like I can't I can't focus. Like my targeting button doesn't work. like see and and I can't I can't focus on him. It's like it's unironically broken. That's right. Yes. No. Against all odds. I'm done. Holy [ __ ] What a like. Oh my god. Wow. [ __ ] yes, dude. obtain his loot. Alrighty, boys. It is time. It took everything. It did. It took everything. As I said, I was ready to spend every heal, every revive, every piece of food, every resource, everything that would take to kill this I was holy [ __ ] I just honestly like I really the only reason the reason why I'm mainly upset is I knew I would kill it. Like it just didn't look good on stream with like me like you know doing this. Like I that's what was annoying cuz I knew it looked cuz whenever I was one v oneing him it looked badass. I wish that was the whole time. And what did you get? You're going to see Damn, boys. Are y'all ready? I'm him. I am [ __ ] him, bro. God damn. Holy. Oh man. Oh, that's what it's all about. You didn't equip it all. Wait, what? What? I not equip Oh, I don't have the chest on. There it is. Jesus. Jesus, it was all for this. The most badass armor set that I've seen in the entire game, bro. Like, I I farmed out everything. I farmed out all that food, all those resources, everything. All for this one goal. That's what it was all for. And I honestly like I think that [ __ ] was worth it. I do. I think that [ __ ] was absolutely [ __ ] worth it. Check the shield. Uh, there's no sh I didn't get a shield. Yeah, I didn't get a shield. What do you mean? I don't think there's anything o over there, right? Is there anything else? Like, let me see. Go back. Uh, I'm not seeing it. That just looks like a piece of [ __ ] guys. It's in your inventory. No, it's not. No, it's not. Where's it at? I just got a gem. It says Frost Spike. That's it. Yeah, this is a this is a gear. It's an abyss gear. There's no shield, bro. Like, I would have known that. Okay. All right. You guys ready to see what it looks like in the uh mysterious energy? Wait, I didn't do it. Wait, wait. You telling me there's even more? There's no way there's even more. Oh. Oh. Oh, it's this. Yeah, the spear. I don't have the spear. Okay, let me go back to town. I want y'all to see what this armor looks like. Actually, let me go let me go into here where the stat bonuses and the new equipment. So, uh I have a question. Um, so if I put if I put this gem in my weapon and it replaces uh the wound of does it replace wound of darkness or does it do wound of darkness and also um what do you call a and also this? Does it do does it replace or is it and you can stack them? Oh my god. Really? Okay, let me let me go show you guys show y'all what I look like now. Wait till you get imbue elements. Okay. Please be daytime. It is all right. Y'all ready? Oh my [ __ ] god. Damn. I need to hurry. Damn. It was worth it. I told y'all this looks badass. You can dye it, too. Can I? I think it's already the color I want it to be. I'm going to be honest. Let me go to the uh let me go to the main city. Die at pink. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. How long did it take you? I don't know how long that fight was. It was like 10 minutes longer than it had to be. I'll tell you that. The Naz Ghoul. Yeah. I'm like the witch king. O bright tidings to you. Damn. That looks really good. That looks really, really [ __ ] good. Looks so [ __ ] sick. It does. So now I need to I I need to go and and change my gems and that way I can I I can test my armor. And I have multiple versions of this now, too, because I did get uh Yeah, we got to get rid of all this ice resist and everything else. Like that's actually insane. Dye your shield to match. How do I dye my armor? Cuz you're right. How do I How do I dye my armor? I've never done that before. This looks like a looks like a bag. Maybe that's it. Is this it? Well, mate, you [ __ ] Welcome in. Bri to your heart's content. Oh, I I didn't buy those guaranteed. Uh. Oh, I need these. You've got knife. I've got Should you need anything? It's a dye shop. Where do Where does the die shop be? It's just outside of town. Okay. Oh, and I also got Look what I got. Look what I also got last night. I got a legendary horse. Can I dye my horse's armor? I need to dye my horse's armor. Jesus, man. I look good. How? Yes. Wait. Wait. Okay. Okay. So, where do I need to go to do that? Okay. Let's say I'm right here. Where's the dye shop? This is Muck Routt Ranch. Scrapfold. The [ __ ] does any of this mean? Is down by the river? You talking about like down here? East River like down here. What we thinking about like riding here? Okay. It's in a van. It's in a van. You mean a [ __ ] wagon? They're called wagons in this game. Use simple. Okay. Go. Vans didn't come out till like way like a way later patch. Oh, I bet that's it. Oo, took half my health. Sorry, buddy. I mean, this has got to be it, right? With a bunch of different colors of This has got to be it. Die. I specialize in transforming. Dark red dye. I don't want that. Looking to add some color. And then horse. How do I color? H how do I do it? How do I How do I I want black dye. Looking to add some color. Looking forward to your I don't know what that I've never done this before. How investment's doing? Great. You have to buy it. Go to bank after this. I I I've never used a bank. Greetings, stranger. Buy, die, or craft. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Okay. Uh, just a minute. Okay, level three. Level three. Wait a minute. So, what I could do though, right, is I I could honestly just take his armor off. I could just take the armor off. Like, what do I even need it for? Defend. I don't give a [ __ ] about that. I take it off. Like, I don't need a horse's health. Oh. Oh, I think that's what we were looking for, Now you need a black shield. How do I change my shield up? We got it. Damn. Damn. I look [ __ ] good. Holy [ __ ] Go upgrade your gear now. I can't right now. Uh I'm pretty much full up. And so I need to change my What about my food? I I changed my food situation, too. Like I actually I'm I'm totally I guess I go fine jerky. Yeah, we use fine jerky. I guess sword is lacking still. Well, I I got another sword, but I don't really think it's like I mean I already have this one upgraded so much. I just want to keep using it. Like that's really the way I see it. Photo mode, please. Okay. How do I do photo mode? Damn, bro. Like, damn. I look so good now. Oh my [ __ ] god, man. That looks awesome. It does. This looks really [ __ ] cool, man. Like I I I honestly like I didn't know if I I expected that I would be stuck on him for a long time. I actually did. Like I I I didn't think I would beat him that fast. I thought that it would be like uh you know, an iterative process, but it was not. It was just a you're getting your ass beat right now process. And I I I'm glad. I'm very glad about that. Holy [ __ ] Like cuz I I had to spend everything to do it, too. Like that was the problem. Replace the horse with the drake. Yeah, I guess so. And uh let me go back and and I I got to go and uh and turn this in, right? And I got to get my my gear all my gear set up. The black horse sets it off, too. You're right. So, what we do right now is I think that we just get we get all the best gems and all the gear. If you buy dark red, it unlocks black dye. Yeah. I don't know what the [ __ ] that is. Cuz like you said, if you buy something, you get something. Like what the [ __ ] does that mean to me? Imagine a Black Panther. Yeah, true. Yeah, cuz at the die vendor. I don't know where the die vendor is. You to invest with I hate the dudes. You need to invest with the goblins at the bank. I don't have enough money to invest, I don't think. Like I'm still kind of broke, honestly. Like I've been spending all my money on upgrades and [ __ ] So what am I? All right, so we got movement speed, fire resist. I guess I could take out like one or two movement speeds. I'll take out two movement speeds and then I'm going to take out We get a lot of attack speeds. I have a lot of attack speeds cuz I haven't been able to combine them yet. And this is the other sword I got too. Um yeah, I kind of just want damage though more than anything. I don't even want attack. I want attack speed or sorry, I don't want attack speed. I want I just want attack. Okay. Uh let me take out uh two of uh two of these cuz I can't combine these yet. Okay. So, do I care about any of that? I don't. Do I care about any of this? I don't. Do I care about that? I don't. What about this? Do I care? Defense three. I don't really care about that. Okay. All right. That's everything. Let me go ahead and just uh let me put these away cuz I don't think I really need that either. Uh I don't really need this and I don't need this. And I'll put away some more of these items, too. I probably don't need the butterflies. I should probably get rid of the butterflies, but it's okay. I'm going to keep them. I'm going to just I'm wait. Okay. So, then I'm going to keep this. I'm going to get rid of the spear. I don't need the spear. I don't need the bow. Probably should have sold that actually, but it's okay. I got an inventory management now. You can freeze water and walk on it. So, you get a dragon somewhere. Yeah, I heard about that, but I don't know where the [ __ ] you get a dragon at. Like, I'm sure it's somewhere. I just don't know where it is. So, I mean, that's the thing is like eventually just by playing the game, I'm going to get there, right? So, like I'm not I'm not worried about it. It's just it's what's going to happen on its own. All right, let's teleport back over. I got all the items I need anyway. Let's do it. This is a single player game. Why not unlimited storage? Because storage was an afterthought. I think that they should do they should just make storage 99999, right? Like that way you can you can keep whatever you want, but they don't have that in the game yet. And I think 240 isn't enough. Uh, especially for how big the game is. Like I I I personally don't think so. Wonder. Okay. Extract. So, what do I not need anymore? So, I I don't need uh I don't need defense three. I think defense 3 sucks. So, let's get rid of defense three. Okay. And then, uh, plate armor of shadows. Uh, do I need this? I probably don't. I you know I'm just going to keep I'm going to keep one defense three. Actually, I'm going to get rid of it and that way I can just change it in a minute. And now after this I want to test out my my damage. And then for this uh I don't need either one of these. These are garbage. Let's get rid of that. Okay. And so I'm thinking about we could get rid of which one do y'all think I should get rid of? Like I'm thinking about we get rid of stamina transference or spirit siphon. I think we get rid of stamina. Y'all think wind slash not crow. Yeah, I mean stamina siphon. Okay, let's do it. Let's get rid of it. And then uh let's see here. The boots. Okay. Well, I don't need my ice resistance anymore. All right. Good. And let me make sure I I got everything. Okay. And then my note equipped gear. Oh, I need my turning slash damage. That's obviously really good. Okay. And then the helmet. I don't need to remove that out of the helmet. I think that could be everything. Let me let me just double check. I think that's everything actually. Yeah, that's everything. Welcome. Okay. And now I'm going to craft. Can I craft any of these? I could get movement speed, too. I think I'm going to just I'm going to make movement speed, too. Yeah. I feel like it would be stupid not to, honestly. We meet again. Okay. And now I'm going to embed. Okay, here we go. So, for my helmet, I want to put on my helmet. We're going to put turning slash on helmet. I mean, it's just like obviously a good one. That's like literally 35% damage. That's crazy. Okay. So then for the chest piece I could put on I'm thinking about honestly what do y'all think? Defense is defense or or damage reduction better? Like I actually don't know the answer to this actually. You know what? Why don't I just get move speed? Yeah, I'm going to get move speed. [ __ ] that. Dig fast. Okay. Okay. And then the gloves I'm going to put I'm going to put double attack. Yeah, we're going to do double attack. And then for the boots, I'm going to put another point of attack in there, too. Probably better not get hit. Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too. And then for this, we're going to do frost spike. I have been waiting for you. All right. Farewell. So, let's see if it works. So, it should do both animations. I think I messed up. Damn. All right. All right. Let's test this out. Attack on gear is for melee only. Wait, what? Are for unarmed punches and kicks only? Damn. Okay. Um, well, I guess I'll have to replace that. I'm not going to worry about it right now, but like I don't really have anything that's better other than just like more movement speed. So, and I I'll I'll get more of that later on. Actually, let me before I do this, let me just stow stow away everything. That way, I don't have extra [ __ ] holding up my inventory. Now, you need Frostorn maybe. Uh, let me throw this away. Or not throw it away, but like put it away. Uh, let's see. We got all that. And then, uh, I'm going to just keep these bugs with me because I can just get rid of them whenever I want. And then we just put all these away. Yeah, this is like swim speed. Like, bro, like, what do I what what the [ __ ] do I want that for? Okay, marble meat. I'm going to get rid of that. I probably honestly I I should probably cook some more food, but I'm just like I'm really I'm I'm that guy, right? So like I don't really need to worry about anything right now. I'm I'm literally the Lich King at this point. So like I don't even know what would stress me out. Let's go. Where is it? There's a bear in this area. We're going to kill the bear. Kellyo, thank you very much to the host, man. I appreciate it. You are player one. Yeah, I'm the main character. Now, where's that [ __ ] bear? Where that bear? Yuck. Where he at? What? Where? Where is he? Where Where is the bear? There he is. Y'all know what we're going to do. Oops, I had the wrong button. Shut up, [ __ ] He died fast. I killed it. That was nothing. That was a bear. I'm out of control. This is amazing. Okay, I got to go. I I have to go over to here. Let me go. Um, I guess I'll go right here. Where do I get the bear gallbladder if it's not from a bear? Like, I assumed I'm [ __ ] that you would need to kill a bear for a bear gallbladder. Where the [ __ ] do you get a bear gallbladder? Poon vendor. It's a rare drop. There's no way. There's no way. I don't believe it. Where's horse? Where's horse? Okay, we got to go this way. Dude, I look so good now. Look at me. Oh my god, I'm actually that guy. What's the matter? The bear died for nothing. No, he died for me to test the ability. So, he died for a good reason. Now, if any if I see anybody on the way over, I'm going to get out and kill him because I want to test it on them, too. I'm just looking around. Do some of the main quests. I'm literally getting ready to I'm going in that direction at this very moment. Okay. Like I was trying to I'm [ __ ] idiot and I don't know what the hell I'm doing. All right. Go around. Animal testing. Well, I need to have like I don't know what the I don't know. Oh, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. It says these are bad guys. These aren't bad guys. The hell does it say they're bad guys for? [ __ ] Who cares? Let's go. Honestly, that boss, there's no way like like the the difficulty increase from that boss to everything else was like is like insane. Like he was so much harder than everything else. Like I I barely like I mean think about how many times I had to heal and like how much damage he did. Like that was crazy. And we got to be on the lookout for more bears cuz if we see another bear, we got to kill that bear. It's a game bro testing for to kill him. Oh, what's this? What's this? How many revives? like 10. Investigate the burning shrine. I told you a gray man would be coming. Oh [ __ ] The [ __ ] is actually here. Now it's time to test it. Wait, it's three guys. Die. Three guys. No, I have no place. Are y'all ready? Oh, your armor won't save you from me. I'll see you by my words. Man, that's insane. Okay, give me a second. I got I got to get my pet out. Uh, let's do white dog today. Okay. Uh, what? I got to get a lantern out. What is this? Uh, the hell is going on? Carrie, that's a dead guy. What the hell does it want me to do? I'm confused. What am I going to do? It says investigate. What the hell you think I just did? Maybe if I run out of the area and I run back in. Oh, maybe this is it. This has got to be it, right? Please just give it to me. Oh, it's got a letter. Reort. What's the reort? No. No. I got it. I I I didn't know that was it. The jackals have seized control of Paloon area. That sounds bad. Sounds really bad. Look how good that horse looks, too. Like that was it. There were other horses that you could get that were legendary, but I went with that horse because it was the same color. Why all the trees like this? Wait, what the [ __ ] The [ __ ] is this? Is this like a meteor or something? Damn. So, this [ __ ] just happened. I don't even know what the [ __ ] it is. Maybe it's for like a quest. Somebody says Iran. Ah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It must be a missile strike. You're right. It's a good good reference to real life, you know. It's great. I guess I got to go this way. I'm assuming I do. I've never been this way. This is the farthest away from home I've ever been. Damn, it's a nice place. Speak with the comrades who have arrived. Okay, let's go. Go. I get your point. All the charging in won't do us any good. We need to assess the situation first. All we need to do is lop off Loveik's smug [ __ ] head. Why don't we just kill him? Simple as that. Yeah, just kill him. I sure it's simple. But still, we ought to be patient. Or maybe you're just a spineless suck of Watch your tongue. I'll cut it out. We've been gone a long time. If we're to fight, we need to know exactly what we're up against. And now you're barking orders like you're running the bloody show. Damn. I was going to scout. What are these two dick suckers talking about? Never said we should charge him. What are you talking about? Think will ever be the same? Sure. Can't get You got something to say? We didn't say nothing. You sure? Where you going? Leave us alone. Thinks he can solve every problem by barreling in head first like a damn boar. I can I can do that easy. Do you want to see how a real bore charges? You cheeky [ __ ] How the [ __ ] your problem? Do it. Back it in. Both of you. Oh, Una's here. Did you hear the way he just [ __ ] talked to me? I heard. Mhm. But we don't have time for this. We'll need everyone against the jackals. Fighting allies comes first. Settle your grudges later. Kind of based, honestly. So, everyone's just lining up to lecture me now. That's right. I'm next. Fine. [ __ ] it. You lot can use those big brains to track them without me. Damn. Everyone's on edge. Oh, is he going to show me? Not to be. Their homeland's in ruins. Oh, it is. First, we track down the jackals. You'll play as Berserker. Can Nice. Look how good I look. Oh my god, I look good. Holy [ __ ] I look good. Okay, let me go. I guess I should probably talk to this guy. I'm going to buy I'm assuming a Oh, no. useful. I can't. Oh, he doesn't sell a [ __ ] a bag. I thought he was going to sell a bag. That's too bad. Let me go in here. What's up, you little [ __ ] Will you? What's got you into this state? You're well over your limit. Oh, I can drink more. I don't know how that didn't kill him. I really don't. Alish face look coming back to me. Looks like you did something you'd rather forget. Uh-oh. You're right. This is something no one should ever see. Sober up and get yourself home. We're leaving. Mick drunk. Yeah, he is. What happened to you? Mhm. It's nothing. Uhoh. Nothing happened. Sounds like a lion ass [ __ ] Sounds like a lying ass [ __ ] Tell me. I'll help you if I can. Do you think me a fool? You're one of them, aren't you? After another offering, I bet. What? I did all that he commanded. Maybe he thought I was the Lich King. I gave you another life from beyond. Oh, damn. He sacrificed somebody. You You told me I was st to stop coming after me. Shut up, fat. Shut up, fat. Let's go back over here. Meet Nara and Andrew. Yeah, there they are. What are you all doing? Wait, that's not them. But who the [ __ ] is Nara and Andrew? Oh, they're there. Lind of sh. How is this situation? The situation? I feel like an outsider in my own homeland. Oh, he must be from Britain. It's crazy. Those folk who resent us. Resent how we abandoned Poon. Don't want anything to do with us. [ __ ] cowards. They just stood there when we bled. Did you feed the boss? I'll go beat some sense into them. Yeah. Naira, don't even. You'll only make things worse. So, we're supposed to just let ourselves get shhat on. I'd have dragged Marius along if I'd known people would shut us out like this. Then at least we could eaves drop on their conversations. The [ __ ] Trying to spy on them and [ __ ] Eve drop up. Wait, now I wait. I got to Oh, this has got to be me. Okay. All right. Well, how how's this work? How's this work? Eve dropping. What? Those bloody jackals are making my life a miserable. Oh, here it is. Wonder what's going through his mind at a time like this. Damn. I'm not there. It'll be something. I'm sure. They can't see me. a misery. Maybe I have to stand right here. Wonder what's going through his mind at I don't know why it's not working. You get a listening prompt. But why? Something, I'm sure. I don't understand. I feel like it would be right here, wouldn't it? Bloody jackals are making my life next to the tree. Oh, yeah. No, you're right. You're right. Okay. Well, damn. He's got plenty to keep him busy down. All right. I didn't think that's what it would be, but that's okay. We got working now. That would have taken [ __ ] forever for me to figure that out. Should pay him a visit soon. This weird jank. Yeah, some of the stuff is a little bit like how you going to expect that, but it is what it is. Okay, let's go. Hello. That boss was a [ __ ] by the way. I used like 10 big heals. That was embarrassing. And I used up all my food, too. What's this? Find a way to make contact. Unfamiliar faces. I'll have to keep walk. Hold. Let me in. Not just anyone walks in. Let me in. Let me in. Speak your purpose. The truth of the underground storage. This is the ladder that keeps our town fed. Mhm. Be gone if you've got no business here. I just kill him. Honestly, why don't I just kill him? I'm going to I'm going to lie. Where'd you hear that? Secret society's base. Here it is. Be that as it may, I still can't let you in. Wait, why not? Mysterious faction. This town's under the protection of the Blue Fangs. Who the [ __ ] is that? Having your word outsiders aren't welcome in Paloon. Okay, I should do it again. You're not welcome here either. What an [ __ ] Okay. Um I'm going to use this town's under the protection. I don't know which one to use. Having your word outsiders talking, you're not welcome here either. All right, I'm going to lie again and I'm going to say I'm part of the I've got no faction. Seems my suspicions were warranted. I've nothing more to say to you. Oh my god, bro. Like, I got to deal with this [ __ ] Have you heard? Outsiders are welcome in Paloon. Okay, I'm going to just tell the truth. I'm going to tell the truth. I I'm going to be a hero. The truth. I just make sure you don't do anything to arouse further suspicion. Well, that was the worst [ __ ] idea I ever had in my life. Okay, let's try it Protection of the blue. Have to try it again. Haven't you heard? Outsiders aren't welcome in Paloon. You're not welcome here. Okay. All right. Let me lie again. And we're going to do this one here. Seems my suspicions were warranted. Oh my god. I have nothing more to say to you. You need more clues? What? Like blue's clues? Okay. Find a clue. Oh. Oh, it says it on the map. I didn't see what I had to do. I never I had no idea how it works. Oh, that could be another one. I could I could sneak up on them. Maybe Maybe I'm up here. You You guys don't know where I'm at, right? That didn't work. Maybe I talked to him. Can I just talk? Maybe I just talked to him. Oh, there it is. No, no, I thought that was it. H the jackal stirred up there. There. There. It's working back. I'm trying to get this to work. The jackal stirred up trouble again just a couple of days back. It's a weird thing where like you have to be standing in a specific spot and if you're not, it doesn't work. End to those jackles. Mhm. Yeah. You got to kill the jackals. Look how good I look, man. God damn. I look good. Holy [ __ ] I look I saw them slipping into the underground command post. Does he look cool? Yeah, exactly. This armor looks so good. Yeah, it does. Like, this is some Dark Souls armor. I love it. I wonder if there's going to be other sets of gear, too. Looks like a dark knight. Oh, yeah. You're right. That's true. Like their uh that class armor set you got in Heaven's W. I remember that. Okay, now I can go and do it. So, it says something about the jackals. Now, what does this stupid dick sucker want now? Surely the jackals won't reach his ear. Okay, let me talk to him again. Hold. Not just anyone walks in here. Okay, speak your purpose. Here we go. Okay, I'll do this. Okay, we got we got the same thing Not welcome here either. It was like, yeah, the Lords of the Fallen. That's true. I didn't even think Okay, I'm going to lie. There it is. Okay. Uh, Blue Fangs. I'm going to just say I'm part of Blue Fangs. H. So, you've been poking around again, have you? There are only two reasons someone comes looking for us. Leader of the Blue Fangs. That look in your eye. I see what you're after. Yes. I can't bring a total stranger before Captain Paulus. I'll need permission. Wait here. Okay. All right. We're good. Um, why? Okay, I might just hit that. Oh my god. Okay. Uh, let me just see if telling the truth will work. Look in your eye. I see what you're after. More clues, bro. I I'm [ __ ] I'm Blues Clues out of my mind. Beautiful. Captain Paul. God damn it, man. They said wait here is nothing even happened. I just make sure you don't do anything to arouse further suspicion. I told the truth. Wait. Oh, it didn't work. Okay, now I have to do another I have to get another blues clue. Okay, let me go. So, there's a sound queue. There's a sound cue whenever I'm going to eaves drop on somebody. Okay, there's one right there. So, I'm assuming that I can come in from here and do it right here, right? I dream of him still. Wait, the jackals. I dream of him still. The jackals murdered him. He's so [ __ ] annoying, bro. I dream of him still. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. The jackals. I got to post up. I got to let him know that's me. You slow? I'm sure. No, it's just the jackals as we speak. Where is Torstine? He's him. I haven't seen him about. Man, I look good. Is this game trash or not? I think it's improved a lot. It's a lot better than it was. Like uh I think that it's a like my my review of the game was like this and now it's up here again. So yeah, it's it's good. The game's good. I'd recommend it. Please go on in. Please go on in. Okay. Damn. All right. but there's nothing here. 70 bucks is too high. Then don't buy it until you're ready to buy it. Like that's the way I see it. Like wait till it goes on sale. Hold. Not just I don't think anybody like the thing is money is like a big thing for a lot of people, right? So if you if you feel like it's too expensive for whatever reason, then just don't buy it. Wait for it to come out. Captain Paul. I'll need permission. Wait. You can get for 50 on many sides. I didn't even know that. Okay. Do I Tornstein? You even know the captain by name. Tornstein. Given the circumstances, I had no choice but to be wary. Okay, so now now I'm going to talk to him. Forgive me. You can go on and head down. Head down. Okay, great. So, uh, move to the underground base. Oh [ __ ] damn. Jackals, black bears, all the same in the end. Who goes there? How did you find this place? It's your boy. I'm looking for Torstein. A black bear spy then. E easy now. Stole your blades and step back. Well, well, been a long time. Forgive them. We're all on edge these days. That's fine. You've hidden yourself well. We can't risk exposing our location to anyone. Ah, you've arrived. Who is it? Indeed. Is that Jesus? Your timing couldn't be better. Finally, bro. Like, we've been devising a plan to reclaim Those black bear bastards have been snatching, sending them to who knows where. Rescuing the prisoners is our utmost priority. Why? We've already figured out where they're being held captive. [ __ ] them. Who cares? Will you join us? Right. You can take care of the situation in the mountains. I'll get going. Good. Light the beacon once you're done. All right, I have to light the beacon and then Damn, they got a lot of a lot of swords here. Can I just loot these? Can I loot these swords? No. Okay. Uh, can I steal anything? Oh, wait. I can literally just loot these entwined red thread hammer. I wonder if that's good. It's probably not. Damn, they got a bunch of [ __ ] just sitting around, huh? Let me open the chest. What's in the box? Great. Free money. Eyes open. Oh, I can't go through that door. Okay, now I got to leave. Is the Viking region good? I don't know if this is the Viking region or not. It's an honor, Greyman. I'll guide you from here. All right, we got to have this port boy help us to get over there. Most folk dismiss the rumors of the Greyman's gathering again. I really like this sword. And it really is good to see you all back in. If I get if I get a really cool looking sword that looks even cooler than this, it's also black or it's like red or blue. I might just spend like hours upgrading it just so I look good. But like right now, I'm going to stick with this sword because it's just like obviously the it's the best weapon. There's a Lich King sword. You talking about the one that's in that tower? I I I got that one, but I don't know if it's the best. I I don't know how sword upgrades work. Like if they're all the same at a baseline, but they just have different gems in them. I I just I I just don't know the answer to that. Jackles and black bears around a match. That's like a quiet day. You get the ice sword. Yeah, I did. Especially the black bears. Ooh. Ooh. Now we're running. This is everyone. Let's go. Man, woman, child, doesn't matter. Put them in shades. Oh, based. That's the best sword. The sword from the tower. Attack where they keep the captain. Really? According to what? Each time we approach. They kill one. Hang the corpse as a warning. That's bad. Right now, I'm going to put all my resources into upgrading my armor. But they sniffed us out immediately. I kind of want to go that Here, let me let me put a marker on that. That way I can remember. I'll just put right there. We feared we'd lose them all before long cuz I I don't want to lose this guy cuz I could fail the quest. First hope we've had. They're holding the captives beacon tower halfway up Silverwood. Looking good. The situation there is less than ideal. Jack got any better? No. Uh, it's the thing is like the Korean dev can do everything except for write a good story. They just can't do that. Reach your destination unseen. No idea why. Torstein trusted me to get you there in one piece. Oh, there's bad guys over there. So true. Yeah, I don't get it. Are we ready? Let's go. cuz I got to upgrade my armor, too. It's best to move quietly and stay up. What are they doing? It says I have to be right here. I'm going just walk over there. Are these like bad guys or something? It says quest area. Damn, I just killed the [ __ ] out of them. That was great. So, why does it say that I need to be here? Oh, I probably need to go talk to them again. Okay, let's go. I'm big stupid. I have no doubt that you could cut them down, Ging. Yes, but there is another way. Wait, why? Why? I don't want to do that. I want to kill him. Look at me, bro. Look at me. Oh my god, I look so good. I'm just ming him. I'm totally mauling Without giving them reason to sacrifice more innocent souls. Defeat the commander. [ __ ] that. I'm going over there right now. If people have to die, then they have to die. That's just the way it is. I'm going over there right now. What are you doing? What are you doing? Go up through here. Watch this. Watch miss double double horse. Watch. Watch. Watch. I'll do it again. There it is. That was me. Run. Goodbye losers. True. Oblivion strat, I guess. Yeah, we do whatever we need. Damn, look at all these [ __ ] Wait, did I just kill him in one hit? What are you doing? What you What are you doing? What are you doing with this? What are you doing with this? Dude, I I can just kill everybody. This is insane. My damage is so much better than it was. Like I'm actually like and even whenever I fought that boss, I mean honestly I I think that whenever I was fighting him and it wasn't like a uh like a a bug like with those other mobs there, I I think honestly I was doing pretty good damage to him cuz like everything else is like really hard to kill or really easy to kill. Like he was just like he was just really hard. Oh, thank god I needed that. [ __ ] out of here. Oh, I got a butterfly. Thank god. Okay, now let's go back. The only one thing I do wish they had was like more field bosses though. Like that's one thing like uh just bosses that are like roaming around like it's like I I wish that like if I just looked around I would see one. But I don't really see any of these. Like I remember that like somebody showed like a video of like a tree spirit in like this area. I wonder if I'll see one. I might as well kill these two. Field bosses come in Crimson Desert 2. Oh, they're holding off on it. Okay, that makes sense. Oh, tried to get him. Not like butter. Yeah, I mean those guys are pretty easy to kill though to be fair. But like uh you know it's still it's still nice to have it, right? The extra damage. Okay, so Oh, he's up at the tower. Okay, let's go up to the tower. I guess we'll go this way. And also like now I have all that frost resist gear too. So like if something does a lot of frost damage and it's like dangerous, I can just put on that cloak and uh it'll help me out a lot. And it's also not even counting like the resistance gear that I have the gems. Where's the harder enemies? Um prelon beacon. Okay, here we go. Hey guys. Hey. Can I assassinate him? Is this a boss? What are you doing? What a little [ __ ] What a little [ __ ] Guy got destroyed. stood no chance. I told y'all like I mean honestly like I I did parry at the right time there. I'm going to just I'm going to just kill all these barrels so then my pet has something to do. Where is my pet? Where's my slave? Uh, give me a minute. There. Come back. Loot for me. Loot, you [ __ ] idiot. All right, now we got to light the bacon. That do it. Really? There it is. Got it. Cinematic. I've saved everyone. I mean, it makes sense. They call it North Viking land. Is that it? Let me go over here and see what the hell this is. So, I've saved everybody as always. Wait, I just liberated 200 refugees. that's a lot. Let me just I'm going to I'm going to ride back instead of instead of teleporting cuz I just want to see what this what this area is like if there's anything crazy here cuz like as I said like I saw that one there was like this one screenshot I saw. Is that a bear? What the hell are these? Oh nope. Those are buffaloos. We don't need buffaloos. They're [ __ ] useless. Just trying to look and see if there's anything else in this area. [ __ ] you. Damn. What's he mad for? Was there bison? Maybe. I thought they were buffalo. I don't know what the difference buffalo and a bison is, honestly. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, I need this. I need this. This is very important for me. Wait, there it is. Yeah, this is Okay, that's great. Yeah, these are I need these because uh I upgrade my weapon with these. Like, it's it takes a lot of these to upgrade, too. Like, it's not even just a little bit. It's like [ __ ] like like probably 50 and like I have to get three at a time. I feel like the crafting in this game is like uh it's designed for um for an MMO. Like I think that's the best way I can I can describe it is like it's described for an it's like it's balanced for an MMO because like it does take a long time to do. Wait, wait, wait. They're really Oh, that's an elite. Wait, I just one shot an elite. What the [ __ ] Like, okay. Wow. Uh Jesus. I I should just use that every time. That works really well. I guess I'm just going to walk around these [ __ ] then. Oh, there's a lot of them here. I see. Wait, that was all from that special attack. Wait, I I didn't even really plan on killing everybody. I'm just I'm doing this on accident. Why am I Why am I not attacking? Oh, I got artifact. Okay, I guess we'll just kill everybody real quick. I I got to just kill everybody. That does feel really good. That feels really good. he's dead. Who's next? What about you? You want to come over here? That's what I thought. Oh, him. That was easy. I didn't even want to kill them. That just kind of happened. It was like a happy little accident. Just stab me. There's a staff. I don't have a staff. Wait, what's this? What's this barrel? Get this [ __ ] barrel out Oh wow. That's kind of a bad time, huh? [ __ ] They're just hanging around. Let's go. Where's the Where's the thing I got to I got to do here. Wait. Oh my god. Really? Really? Oh my god. All I had to do it to him. Oh, [ __ ] I I got to do this again. Yeah. No, the amount of things that you can do in this game are like really cool. Like you guys have seen like I've been playing this [ __ ] a lot. Fence damage. Well, honestly like I like defense damage. Like it's actually one of the things about the game I think is really good because like how many games are there things like this? Like that's that's what should happen. Like I mean realistically that's what should happen whenever you run into one of those. So, I feel like if if that's not what happens, like there's a mistake there. And like I I I do think that like having realism in games, like I think realism should always come like fun should always be the focus, right? It should always be like the focus is like how can we make the game enjoyable to play? like, yeah, of course, but at the same time, I think that a game that has realism and is also enjoyable to play is like the best, right? So, you want to have games that have realism, but at the same time, the realism doesn't it it doesn't just like make the game worse, which is like what happens sometimes. Oh, did I not loot that? I did. Okay, we're good. Realist agendas. Well, I don't think it's not really about agendas. It's like I mean there are games that have agendas on them and like they're dumb, but like that's not really the thing I'm talking about. I don't I don't know what the [ __ ] like it wants me to do here. I'm just going to leave. Let's get out of here. Can't go too far. Then you have Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. Yeah. And well, I mean to be fair like Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 was like it's a great game. Like it's just like to me it's like it didn't vibe with me because it just felt like so it felt like too restrictive. But like uh the game is like I mean objectively it's a great game but like I mean not every game is going to be good for every guy. I mean that's kind of just the way it is with everything. So I wouldn't really I wouldn't really take that too seriously but at the same time like I do think that other games should uh should try to focus on gameplay. But if realism is possible without it being like really annoying, uh, then you should go with it. Like that's my thinking at least. Why does it need to have realism? I didn't say it needed to happen. I I said that it can make the game experience feel better because it feels like it's more immersive. And also like another thing is that realism makes video games intuitive. So, like for example, how is it that players knew that you can direct sunlight onto something to cook it? It's because you can do that in real life. Heat cooks things and directing sunlight creates heat. So, you want to make a game as intuitive as possible that a player can naturally predict the processes of the game by just simply being observant and intelligent. Okay, he's I still have to go downstairs. You want some? So, like, can you burn it uh can you burn a tower down like that? I mean, theoretically, yeah, of course you could. And so, puzzles have a lot of that. Uh, they do and they don't. Uh, it it depends on what they are. There's still chapter 8 with more shadow mobs, maybe. I I haven't been to that. Wait, what? Where you at? Speak with Torstein. Wait for the right time. Oh, I get it. I get it. It's like it's got to be at night time. Okay. I got So, is he in here? Can't we just go in? Kill all those bastards. Damn. What's up, boys? Long enough. The finest blade and paleon returns. Thanks for taking care of everything so quickly. Knew you could do it. We were holding off and discussing matters until you arrived. Now it's me here. Take a seat. Project Zo is trying to be intuitive. Come on. We've wasted enough time. Oh, no fussing about. Get over here quick. Fall damage is a great example. We're all here. Let's make sure we all know where we stand. Where does we stand? Our goal is to retake our great capital. Just go get it. Go get just go. It may be to our advantage that Murdens hold himself up in Silver Wolf Mountain. In his absence, Ludvig, the leader of the Jackals, has taken to playing king. We got to kill him. Even with the Blue Fangs and Greymanes combined, we don't even have half their number. We planning to fight or measure our [ __ ] Numbers don't matter. Uh-oh. I'll slit the throats of every bear and jackal before they can blink. You're an actual [ __ ] idiot, aren't Oh, yeah. Your ancestors must be so eager to meet them. But this isn't a suicide mission. Understand? Yeah, you [ __ ] [ __ ] Throw a brain. They're a fighting a brain. We need to turn. Listen to a woman about [ __ ] military stuff. Yeah, right. We concentrate on the gates and walls. We'll hit the harbor next and finish off with the mines that fund Oh, damn. Wait, this sounds like Do your see it through and by dawn, the city will be ours again. Remember, skill won't save your neck out There's far too many of them. This is a mission with more lives than ours at stake. We cannot fail. Then let's rouse the warriors. It's time. Time has come to set things right. It's been a long hard road. Just one step remains. Oh damn. All right. Damn. Look at everybody. Wait for the speech to start. Oh [ __ ] Why are they pushing me around? Toristine's about to speak. Brothers, the time has come to unchath our fury. To let our rage be brandished in steel. Our ancestors are calling us to take revenge on the blasphemous invaders who have defiled our land. How shall we answer them? Today we will become one spear to pierce the hearts of those bastards. All right. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] them. You see, the mission has filled the men with new life. Their spirits do seem high. We'll end this fight swiftly. By now, words likely reach the enemy's ears. Best not give them a chance to brace themselves. Too many people here. Let's talk elsewhere. Oh, he's worried about to tell you about Gian. But first, there's something at my quarters you should collect. Uh-oh. It better be a good idea. The bridge by the town gates. You don't look like you belong there. Supplies are ready to be delivered. Excellent. Did those bastards make any other moves? This cool armor. I know. I'm so happy I got it. I feel so good. I got that Really? Where I got to go? Is it over here? It's not in here, is it? Maybe it's this way. Oh, it's underground. I could have I could have known that if I read it. I was like, how the [ __ ] is it over there? Oh, I took damage. Am I moving faster now? I am. I got uh I got movement speed. Like the reason why is like it just it just saves time, man. Like that's really it. It just saves time. You look like the final boss. I kind of I mean in a way I was It's a big sword. It's a nice sword. Oh, there it is. Nice. [ __ ] yeah. Wolf spang acquired. What the [ __ ] is that? Uh, I guess it's probably in here, right? Uh, where'd it go? There it is. 4% damage to mighty foes. It's a one-handed weapon and it gives that That's pretty good. I mean, it looks good. I'd say that. I mean, like, I don't know really if it's uh if it's that great, but you know, it's nice to have another one. There's a halibird. Yeah, I know. Use it. No, I I really like my two-handed weapon. Like, I I already have it like upgraded and everything. Like, I'm very very comfortable with it and I I want to kind of use that. Stinking turd. Like, it just it feels like it's the most effective weapon to use. I mean, I could be wrong, but like that's the way it feels to me at least. Okay. Wait for uh return to Torstein. Where's Torstein? There he is. Too many years back there. That's why I called you here. Come. Now what? Oh, [ __ ] I got to ride with him. Horse. Horse. You [ __ ] [ __ ] Come here. All right, let's go. Are you in the Crimson Desert yet? No, I've played the game for 50 hours. I haven't even reached the Crimson Desert in the game Crimson Desert. I don't even like I know what the desert looks like cuz I've seen like a video and I saw like obviously you can see it in the distance, but no, I haven't even made it there. The will of the man that bled Pu. Mhm. You may not have been close to me, but I know you share this hope. Protect our home and build a greater payload. He's running me over, too. Everyone. Just being near him filled us with hope. Oh, I bet this is where I This is where the game started, isn't it? Do you know something? I'm just starting to realize that. I don't know the full truth. I think so. But I'm certain you walked into a trap. A damn clever one. No doubt Bloodvik had a hand in setting it. Your ice domain skill will come in handy Many opposed it. Having elemental damage I think should help a lot cuz there's like elemental interactions. A man of honesty and integrity. But Ludvig repaid that faith with betrayal. Damn, what an [ __ ] This battle isn't just about taking back. It's for Gian as well. Now what? Uhoh. What a bad guy. Run over, buddy. Yeah. You don't go in anywhere. When I say moon, you move, cutting. Oh, that's whenever they That's where they hung them all. Have you seen what they've done? Yeah, it's right there. Poon still bleeds from the pain they've rocked. We've lost many lives since the Greymanes were cast out. It's time we repay them in kind. I'll be outside the fortress gates with the main force. When night falls and explosions rock them, we strike. Let's go. But there's something wrong. I've sent a scout into Palin. Someone you know well, Shane, let me guess. He's going to come back. Was here. We crossed paths not long ago. Eyes as sharp as his arot tips. You should have heard something by now. There's still no word. Damn, he's probably dead. I'll go look for him. Then I'll entrust this mission to you. Tonight's victory. Let's get this [ __ ] ass. I'll make sure your comrades know where to rally. Is there a place to gather? There's a house on the hill just outside the fortress. I've got some explosives there as well. Let's do it. May the ancestors guide you, Greymane. This does look like a really nice area. 900 miles away. Okay. Meters away. Okay. Is there a Is there a Yeah, there's a teleporter. Let me Let me just use this right now. Okay. Nice. Let me make sure I have that. What are they all doing? run. I think I'm going the right way. I'm not sure. I just kind of assumed so. Oh [ __ ] Look at that. Oh, that's got to be it. We can just skip these [ __ ] ass boys. Secure the Paloon safe house. I didn't know you could be on your horse and activate those. Yeah, I I I just I I just did it on accident and I saw it lighting up and I was like, "Oh, okay." Like, I might as well just stay here, right? Makes it way easier. Save a ton of [ __ ] time. turn this [ __ ] in. I got to get to this house. Oo, speedun. No, I mean I I don't There's just random mobs. I don't think I have to do anything to them. This is it. It's the red barn. There it is. We made it. Use the bathroom. I like how you can't see at night. Yeah, it's pretty dark. All right, I'm back. I'm back. Relax. Relax. We're back. We're good. Yes. Yes. Finally had time to start this game on PS5 Pro. It's amazing. Yeah. Ooh. Ooh. We just got his ass. Intruders. Where are the others? Where'd it be at? There you are. Oh, who's this [ __ ] Well, he already tore through those bastards without me. Next time, save a few for me. Ser just showed up here. Oh, there's plenty left out there waiting for you. We've got more pressing matters. Shane's in trouble. He went out to Crusader. My dark crusader. Hasn't been heard from since. Why the [ __ ] did he go and do that? He's an idiot. He's a dumb stupid idiot. Well, that's a steaming pile of [ __ ] Bastard just had to run off on his own. Yan Dwayne, take care of planting the explosives. Ton of food. You can look in the houses. If we all look for him. Uncle you, of course, me. Kill some black bears. Make a day of it. we'll set up the explosion. Send away your I don't take orders from you. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. They're getting mad. You and I have a few things to say. Cockless cowards. Let it go. We're busy enough gutting black bears. With that temper, you'll blow our cover before we even start. Take us all down with you. First, let's just talk outside. They just really like talking. What's the actual Crimson Desert rating? Uh, right now I think that the game has imp Oh, wait. Well, I don't want to camouflage. Well, I don't want to camouflage. Why would I Why would I want to camouflage myself? I want to kill everybody. I I don't understand. Like, what? Am I like a [ __ ] or like a little [ __ ] I'll just go I I'll just go over there right now. No, I'll go over there right now. Let's go. Let's walk over there. yeah. I I didn't even aggro anybody on the way over. This is stealth mission. Get off. Search for his whereabouts. Where do his whereabout? Wait. Wait. I literally just walked behind everybody on accident. Shane. How did you That's what I wanted to. What happened? That's tanning. Yeah, it's a good game. Very good game. I played that. You make good use. Aren't they making another DLC? Shane. Hey, come on. Uh-oh. Cliff, going ahead. I'll take Shane to safety. Damn. He just walks off of him. Now it's my turn. What we going to do? What's it going to be? and actually pull like an expansion MMO style. I don't know if that's true or not. Find the hidden explosive. Uh, the hidden explosive. Oh, [ __ ] Like, where where would it be? Under the ground. Find the hidden item. Was probably inside the house, maybe. Oh, I see. I see. It's a trap door. Yeah. See? See? I found it. I got to carry this fat [ __ ] out of Move him over. I'm going to throw him [ __ ] out of here, [ __ ] Tarp door. Ooh, it's called bomb. Install the explosive. All right, we got to blow something up. I know how to do that. What are you doing? What are you doing? Go right next to G. I wasn't able to Oh, wait. Oh, I got the wrong one open. What are we doing? What are we doing, boys? What are y'all doing? What are y'all doing in my game? What are y'all thinking? Oh my god. I'll enjoy your death. Jesus. I don't know what they were thinking. We got him. Use your ice domain skill. My what? Yeah. What's that thing on my helmet? Why is my helmet have a glacial domain? B. What does B do? Wait, it didn't work. Finally. I didn't even know this. Well, how does it work? Is it F3? Just a minute. Others. Okay. No, no. I'll try it out. I want to try it out. Settings. Inputs. So, it says it was three, right? It says skill lightning. Well, use gear is the letter B. Okay. Well, I guess I'm just going to like I am I using this for anything like for evade? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I am. Okay. F3. let me see. Okay, so what do I want to keybind this to? Maybe G. I think G could be okay. Yeah, why don't I use G. Do something you doesn't work. Why does it not work? Select helmet on my weapon wheel. Wait, Just I gota I can't. No, I got to move again. Is it armor? Send them all to the grave. Man, I'm trying to figure this out. Like, I've never I've never had this happen. Like, I I don't know how this works. This is my first time ever doing Armor. So, like, what do I do? I select I'm sorry, guys. I'm just not getting it. Like I'm not getting it. Like this isn't doesn't make sense. All you got to do is run. It's still on B. Okay. F3. Select it with F3. Wait, what? What do you mean select with F3? Third? Wait, it's the third wheel. To your protection. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, so it's in the food wheel? You brainless curs. The [ __ ] it in the food wheel for? So now what? So many weak spots in your defense. Two count three. Oh, [ __ ] I can like freeze him. Oh, what the [ __ ] I'll see you mother die. Oh my god. It's good for bosses. Seems that way. Holy [ __ ] man. Okay, let me try it with this guy. I want to try it with him. So, is it still B? Let me see if it is. Yes, she is pathetic. Die. I just I just deleted him. Okay, that's insane. I should have used it there. Honestly, I didn't know that's how it worked. I wonder how many of them I can use that Let's see how you Oh, that's a that's a mistake here. Please. Okay. Let me loot this. Take. Okay. I guess not. Okay. Okay, give it to me. That's a really nice pine cone. I need that. Okay, meet the an owners from all regions. Wait, I've only gone to one reason region. Wait a sec. Let me see. Can I Wait. So, can I go? We got to go back. Um, I did that on purpose so I would full heal. Yep, I did that. You're welcome. I'm just trying to be smart, save time, obviously. So, I want to see if I can do this to an elite, though, cuz like if I can just if I can just kill an elite like that, that would be insane. Okay, this is where I was at. So, let me get my teleport. Now, there's no elites in the area. Okay, I'm just going to move past this area then. I'm not going to worry about it. All right. I can see this is going to be a pattern. No, it's fine. And that's fine. I wanted that to happen. I wanted to blow myself So, what about these guys? So, I can actually I guess I got to use it on a boss, right? And that'll give me a better idea of like how good it really is. I didn't mean to kill the refugee. I I I Yeah. Oops. That's my bad. Wait, is this what I think it is? This is the elite. Okay, I want to practice on the elite. Fine. Blame me. Help me. Okay, where is it now? I'm going to use Please, this isn't right. Small bones. God Wow. Okay. Uh I know what's going to happen here. That's why I moved back. So, now I should be able to use my bomb here, right? Yeah, I can. Okay. Install the bomb. Wait for the right moment. Can you freeze water? Oh, that's a good question. Let me Let me try I'll try it right now. I'm going to try it right now. You can. I didn't even know that would work. Can you turn the water into wine? Only if you get the pre-order package. Fine. Blame me. Okay. Wait for the right moment. Enter the building. The building has been entered. Yeah, you have to pre-order that one. Okay, now what? I'm telling you, I got a good feeling about tonight. I got to go feel about I wonder if I can use that on bosses. I bet I can. Like if you stagger a boss and then hit them with them. Don't get yourself. That would be crazy. What do we got here? Come on. What's taking you so long? Hey, who the [ __ ] are you? Why would you walk up to a guy holding a knife? Wh Why would you do that? What an idiot. Being a dustish is worth getting. Uh I mean it it's definitely pay to win. Oh What's this? How's it pay to win? Because it gives you a large advantage. It gives you uh the abyss gem sockets and the gear is very good. It's like I mean there are in-game sets that outscale it. Sure. Prepare yourselves. To take back what was stolen. For our fallen brothers. Show no mercy. Oh, let's do it. They going ins too slow. Face off. Ouch. Oh, it's the guy. We're just killing everybody. Oh, now it's me. It's my turn. Okay, I'll do it. I I think this is the right way to do it, right? Am I doing it right? Let's see how you f sees Poon. Don't make me kill you. Where they at? Oh, got him. And then if I want, I can just go and use a little bit of Lich King on him, right? Maybe. Maybe I just delete him. Oh, I got to be closer. That's what I got to do. I'm still wait. Oh, I thought I would hit him. Apparently not. All right, I guess we just kill everybody here. Honestly, like I'm not even playing off the screen. I'm just looking at the mini map. I just look at the mini map and I see that. Okay, everybody's dead in this area. All right, let's go to the next area. they're dead. Oh, that's a lot of people here. hey. Damn it, bro. Get out of here, [ __ ] I can't believe I'm clearing so many of these so fast. Look at this. These guys are just dying. Okay. I think I have to go over to there, right? Let me go over there. Just cutting through. Oh, I'm alive. You're nothing but chance. Okay, let's go. Oh, there's a lot of them over here. Okay, let's kill everybody over here. I'm the killer here. Oh crap. Two down. Right. Well, this is going pretty well. Like, I'm actually Wait, I'm actually hearing the entire ball. Oh my god, this is good. This is great. think I just kill everybody. Is that all you got? Yeah, let me finish it up. Yeah, I'm actually going to complete it before I even get over there. Look, I'm not even taking any damage either. That's what's crazy. I'm going to crush you. I'm having targeting issues, though. That's the issue. Not doing really well. 3%. Two. Okay. Or is one more guy not ready for Crimson Desert? Yeah, I know the bit rate can be really bad. Sorry about that. I can't really control that, unfortunately. All right, let's go up to the top. Uh, wait. Do I just climb up there? [ __ ] it. I'm just going to climb up there. Why am I faced this way? I don't want to I don't want to face that way. It's time to arrive. Let's go. Hopefully, this is going to complete it. We're going to find out. You break 1%. I think I'm a little bit slow. I think I need to get another attack speed though. Okay, this should be it. Quest complete. This is the boss. Uhoh. Uh-oh. Defeat Lwig. Get out of the way. Get out of the way. How are y'all doing? You're better than that, friend. I'll reunite you with your kill these guys. I'm agreeing. I will not fall. All right. Um, I think I'm pretty much good. Let's just do it. Well, you Greymanes are a hard lot to kill. clawing your way back from death's door over and over. How'd you do it? Let's find out, shall we? made it this far. Let's say even a fish finds it way home to die. I can't see. I can't see. No grave suits a man…

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