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Gentlemen, we have a very special episode today. The body cam footage of Liver King has been released. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Let me get a drink. Let me get my I got to get my drink. Get ready for this, bro. Like All right. Didn't we see this like years ago? We saw the outside. Now we get to see the inside. Okay. This guy, honestly, I look at him and he's already in a better costume than half of the hobbits from The Hobbit. If you just took this guy and you just sent him to the mines of Moria, I feel like he'd dig up the bow by himself. I do. Like, it's actually a dwarf warrior. Really? Like, what the [ __ ] But what happened is you picked a fight Joe Rogan with another man. A real one from Texas. Joe Rogan. My name is Libert. I mean, look at this guy. This guy was born a thousand years too late. Like this is crazy. My It should be My name is Ingvar Ragnar or something like that. Like not Liver King. This is ridiculous. He's a time traveler. Yeah. A series of videos posted by social media influencer Liver King leaves his followers increasingly concerned. But when he arrives in Austin claiming he's there to pick a fight with podcast host and media personality Joe Rogan. By the way, Joe Rogan would beat the [ __ ] out of you. It would not even be remotely close. You would get your ass beat. Police are forced to step in. Can this a video of me being in this container? Close. Can it go on social media? The following is based on official police records to date, and the footage has never been seen before until now. Please note that all persons charged with a crime are presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty in a court of law. On June 23rd, 2025 It's actually, bro, it's actually a cave, man. Is there a time machine somewhere that we don't know about? Seven-year-old fitness influencer Brian Li King Johnson posted this video to Instagram. Joe Rogan, I'm calling you out. My name is Liberty. Manto man to man. I'm picking a fight with you. I have zero training in jiu-jitsu. You're a black belt. You should just man, but I'm picking a fight with you. Why? The next day, Brian posted another video revealing that he'd arrived in Austin, Texas, the home of Joe Rogan's podcast studio. Just pull to the capital the capital of Texas. What's the capital of Texas? What's the capital of Texas? I don't know. Mexico. Houston. It's Houston. Guess what? You're You're dead, [ __ ] Wait, what? It's It's It's Austin, guys. It's Austin. Officers with the Austin Police Department. locate Brian at a hotel and move him. Why would you call? Why would you say rest him on a misdemeanor warrant, hoping to avoid negative publicity through an altercation with a high-profile influencer, they move through the hotel covertly without their uniforms and speak with him directly, Brian agrees to go with the officers, first taking a moment to say a prayer with his team. To discern what matters. To discern what matters. Nothing. To discern what matters. to be profitable with time. Friends, we have the delta of perfect life. King time. That's that's walking into the light. King time. That's walking into the light. That's protect us. Walk your go down this way. Everything is the truth. Nothing is alive. You should be able to record everything. And you should have recording everything. Then you and Justin are taking turns to live stream it andor make sure that you just post everything we can as soon as you can. Okay. Today they escort Brian outside and check him for weapons, but allow him to keep his cell phone. Set all the ways. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Let me figure that out real quick. Hold on one second. I'm mobile, bro. Okay, I could do Okay, that's that'll work. It actually you guys put handcuffs on people in the back of the car? Yes. In the inside the car though. How come? Department of policy. Oh yeah, because it seems pretty protected. Okay, thanks. Okay. What day is that? Today's Monday. Monday or Tuesday? Today's Tuesday. Oh. Oh my god. It's Tuesday. Oh, I was supposed to all my meetings today. Yeah. Well, you had to go fight Joe Rogan to the death, right? So, I mean, isn't that more Wait, so you got the day wrong? Yeah. Every day is someone else's day and today or Tuesday is the day that I transact with the outside world. What the [ __ ] They I'm just thinking some I hope that somebody on my behalf will share that I'm not transacting now with the outside world today. Oh my god. Where are you from originally? Uh uh Puerto Rico. Oh, really? Naval base. And my wife is from Poland. I'm telling people now from now on I'm from Poland actually because we went to every base you know where are you really from you know I'm from the friendliest state and this Poland oh [ __ ] it who cares all right keep going the world the best country in the world it's called Texas you know what Texas means okay you know what maybe he is innocent after all bro do you No, it actually is like Spanish. Tahas is Spanish for friendly. Uh-huh. Yeah, Texas is pretty friendly. Well, then why'd you fly across Texas to beat up Joe Rogan? Wait, that doesn't sound very friendly. It doesn't sound very Texas to me. It sounds like that sounds like something an [ __ ] would do. That sounds like something a dick. Well, yeah. But you know what I love about how friendly it is? We can only be this friendly because we can also be as dangerous as it allows us to be with these laws that make this great place called this place. But I'm kind of telling people my roots are Poland and Texas. Beat you outside. Sure. Brian arrives at the station and is escorted to an interrogation room where he remains uncertain why he's even here. I mean, look at this. Look at this guy, bro. Like, straight up. This is actually a dwarf warrior. Look at that. It's insane. Like a soundproof room. They put him in a padded cell. A math hobo. Yes. In the first place. Yeah. If I'm going to be Was I Have I arrested? You are? Yeah. They don't tell you why. Yeah. The uh lead detective will give all that information to you. It's a terroristic threat is what it's called. Is it Texas or FBI? Uh, we're with the Austin Police Department, so Texas. That's what I thought. Okay, hang tight for me, Mr. Johnson. Some of you in your show. Isn't Wasn't this guy like a dentist? Wasn't he a dentist or something? Yeah. Wait, what the hell happened? His wife was Look at this. Look at this dude, dude. No wonder they put him in the soundproof room. No, I didn't see that one coming, but it came. Really? You didn't see it coming? And uh that's awesome. I'll take that for a dollar. Oh my god. According to police records, Brian posted another video in which he was seen carrying a medieval axe as well as a black box with a Jo actually came back. Bro, wrong century. What do you mean? What do you mean? He brought his axe. A Rogan experienced sticker on the top. Though he was secretive about the box's contents, investigators would later find out what was inside. A terrorist threat. Wow. I didn't know. Terroristic. They don't have to tell you in the state of Texas and they don't have to tell you. They can just arrest you. I don't know how you get out of this box. How long do you How long do you spend in the box? Do they tell Who's he talking to? How old is Liver King, by the way? I mean, there's no way he's over 55, right? He's 47. Oh my god, that's crazy. Are you How long you spend in the box? How long do you spend in the box? Absolute total [ __ ] barbarian Viking. Absolutely. Who does this? Can you imagine them doing that on the long boats? Absolutely. Can this video of me being in this Can it go on social media? The detective finally arrives, but his attempt at an introduction is quickly shut down. I don't know if you have any involvement for law enforcement. I just kind of want to tell you about myself. If you don't mind, I'm going to skip all that. I don't want to know about you. I just want you want to know about me. Let's not talk. I don't give a [ __ ] about you. Let's talk about the important thing, which is me. Give everything about you and whatever you want to know about me or the situation. Let's elucidate that as fast as possible. Big word. The detective reads Brian his Miranda rights, then asks if he understands each of them. There's one that I don't. If I have the right to terminate this interview at any time, what would happen next? And then you and I are done talking and when can I leave? No. Yes, sir. You'll be arrested and go down to the jail. Oh, so I'm not arrested. You are arrested. That's what I'm saying. You're When we're done talking Okay, I'll terminate this interview. Cool. God, why are you Why do this? Like, why? He's so dumb. Hold on, Jeff. This is what happens when you skip cut scenes, guys. Do you mind? I saw that you had your phone on. You mind if I had that? You're not allowed to have a phone in here per policy. Oh, I already posted everything that I had in here. Okay. Is that okay? Cuz I Oh, do I need to undo that? No, no, that's fine. Like, just So, you're asking me the question? Wait, what do you mean? So, he's tweeting from the box. He's in the box and he's tweeting. If it's a demand, you guys can uh do whatever you need to do. Uh but you said, "Do you mind?" Yeah, I mind. It's my phone and it's what I have on me right now. So, maybe there's a protocol in I mean, they're probably going to let him keep the phone. I mean, do you really want to fight this? Do you really want to fight the dwarf warrior on [ __ ] Just? Let him have the [ __ ] phone. use different language. I don't want to demand like I I don't want to be disrespectful or any sort of like I'm trying to show you the most respect. Okay. I'm just asking you don't think I'm being respectful of you. Well, think about this. You said, "Do you mind?" Yeah, I mind. So, the answer is yes, I might. Okay. Can I have your Can you give me your phone? I could. Will you give me your phone, please? I would like not to do that. You know what's really crazy is that he's already in the top 10% of these people because he's reasonable. He's responsive. He's kind of clever, right? Even the even the uh investigator is like, "Okay, good one." Right? Like it it's this is so is it really just this easy if you just cooperate and take his axe? He asks for his phone one more time, but Brian once again refuses to hand it over. On that note, the detective leaves the room, and Brian continues the conversation alone. Continues the conversation alone. That's the craziest way that I've ever heard. He started talking to himself in an empty room be described. He continued the conversation alone. Oh, post that one. Also posted that one. We'll post the next ones, too. What happens next? What happens next? Well, I take you down to the jail is next. Okay. So, I could just interview with you and and then go to the jail or I could skip that line and go straight to the jail. New experiences, new information, collect more points. Okay, that you should not have said that. That's what it that's what a person who's living under the bridge would say. Why would you say this? Like, so yeah, bro, he's actually Did this guy get isai? Like, yeah, he's on his own version of solo leveling. We already did it. He's warrior main class. His main profession is dentist. His subprofession is alchemist. Poland. Yeah. In Poland. That can happen too. And it did. And so we kind of have a little bit of a reputation, a little bit of experience in jail. And I learned a lot. So collected more points. Adventure novelty. He's actually leveling up, bro. Like evolutionary hunter. That's what you do. An evol Oh, he's a hunter. Evolutionary hunter. That's what you do. You go out to I love this guy. I do. I know he's such a stupid [ __ ] And yeah, you can't go around threatening to kill Joe Rogan, but I I find this to be so amusing. I love Liver King. Venture. Accept the risk. Hopefully, it commensurate with a reward. Hopefully that you can make it. Hopefully, I get a good quest reward. Bro, he's actually gaming calculated risk that geometrically magnifies the reward but never at the risk of like self really. Oh, he's taking the hard mode version to get the extra points unless the reward is worth it. According to police records, an officer with the Violent Crimes Task Force spoke with Brian's Executive Protection employee, Justin. When asked about the contents of the black box dawning the Joe Rogan podcast sticker, Justin claimed it held two custommade staccato pistols that were meant to be gifts for Joe Rogan. Oh god. Piss. Yeah. I wonder. And that's the thing, right? is that Liver King there's a chance that it actually wasn't to shoot him. It was to challenge Joe Rogan to a duel, you know, like take 10 paces and then turn around. I could immediately I could imagine that that's why there's two of them. So to know your high swords are four of them decision-m matrix John Wick two-way doors just go fire aim oneway doors spend some time to aim maybe aim aim fire depending on how one way it is he's actually gaming he's gaming bro and then one way let's go to jail for a little bit I already done that but maybe I'll learn something new in the process collect some more points and do some squats squats. Not real squats, like the ones that you kind of do, like the pistol variety, the ones that count. Oh, you probably won't get his attention even, you know. But what happened is um you picked a fight, Joe Rogan, with another man, a real one. This would go so hard a thousand years ago. This would have gone so hard. Really? Maybe a worthy one. Oh, yeah. One that you thought you'd pick a fight with. And so now there's real consequences. And then uh they'll just make this one stronger in jail for how long will I be here, do you think? What law did I break? Which law did I break? Whoa, Joe Rogan, you compromised something big. It's the state of Texas. You You allowed this to be happening. You wanted it to happen. Records state that officer spoke with Joe Rogan himself. I don't Joe Rogan wanted Liver King to fly to Austin with two pistols so he could challenge you to a duel to the death with your battle axe. of course, who was made aware of the threats by his own security team. Joe Rogan claimed he'd never had any sort of contact with Brian and was unaware of why he would be targeting him. I don't Yeah. He went on to say that he feels that Brian appears to be quote significantly unstable and seems like he needs help. I wonder what the probability of Liver King ever being on Joe Rogan's podcast is cuz I know the number isn't zero. But I wonder what's going to happen in like two years from now, right? Cool, right? You're arrested by the violent crimes division. You know what's not cool is I think this made the percentage go down though. That's not cool. I'm pretty sure threat. That's not cool. when your home is Texas. 80% in 10 years. And then the person that's hoping to put you there is not from Texas. He's not. He's from California, y'all. Yeah. You know, we do from outsiders like Pace Pante style. What? Get a rope. Not a threat. I'm just That's the commercial and that's in principle. That's what Texans do. We don't honor that kind of friendly. Welcome to Texas, Joe Rogan. My name is Liver King. Who do I want to fight? Who am I picking a fight with? Joe Rogan. What week is it? What week is it? Rogan vers Li King week. No, actually that was wrong. The week is the same as the password for the free Wi-Fi. It's you, Joe Rogan with a thank you Mark. Many of Brian's followers. So true. more like a question mark expressed their concerns with his mental state after he posted the following video cuz I'm here all week. I don't know if you heard Rogan verse Liver King 47. Damn. Damn, bro. Like, wow. Period. COM all week. This week, it started on Monday. It's going to go through at least Friday. I may go over the weekend, but no longer than that. I'm going to record a lot of videos. Well, this week, yeah, somebody's record. not going to record any for a long time because you're going to go to jail. Brian takes out his phone and plays what appears to be a recording of himself captured just moments ago in the interrogation room. He listens as he waits for officers to collect him. Guys, guys, we got to get this guy back to his timeline. We have to get him back to his timeline before something goes wrong. This is nuts. He listens as he waits for officers to collect. We got to get him back to his Oh no. What's up, man? Turn around. Yeah. We're going to place you in your handcuffs for right now. You're good. You're good. No more. Appreciate you. Where's your uh your phone at, sir? In my pocket. The phone continues to play on the table as they remove the remainder of his property. He's then transported to the local jail. Would it be funny if I told you I had another phone on me, man? Oo crap. That would be a little funny. You know, he's just like, "Oh, god [ __ ] cuz they're supposed to take a bunch of stuff from you the first time." And then they leave a lot of stuff and then sometimes that happens again. That would be funny, right? It might be a little funny. Yeah. Right. I The cop doesn't even care. Yeah, it'd be funny if you still had the I don't know all your backtory. Where are you from? Where are you from? If you don't mind, I'm not going to be as friendly as I normally am. It's really up to you. The following day, Brian posted a $20,000 bond and was released from jail. As a condition of his release, he was ordered to have no contact with the victim or his family and to wear a GPS monitor. The next Uhoh. Morning, Brian posted a new video to Instagram suggesting he's I mean, look at this guy. Jesus. I mean, damn, man. Still has future plans involving Joe Rogan. What are Bro, bro, what the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] dude? I If anybody knows where Seth Rogan's uh the other version of him that rhymes with blow with if any one knows where it's family's going to be today. If you could let uh my team know so that we can stay within 200 yd not close to them to stay away from them. Please actually I redact that. Don't do anything. Shut up, bro. Like it's not his fault, bro. Like he's he's from a time where they didn't have electricity. Okay. He doesn't even understand what he's doing wrong. He doesn't understand violating a protective order. Their family, if anyone who's around us can alert us that there might be anyone with a last name Rogan around, then I'll happily go the other 200 y. This thing will help me make sure you know how good that feels on the ankle. And then we're going to go to the ankle capital at 700 p.m. Every day we'll be at the capital where they make laws. Rogan vers Liver King. What? That's That's a courthouse. I've been to the capital. I'm picking a fight. According to court documents, 47year-old Brian Liver King Johnson was charged with terroristic threat causing fear of imminent serious bodily injury. His case was dismissed in November of 2025 following the completion of required counseling classes. Get less restricted content and an unfiltered look at our cases. For extended coverage, join us on Spotify and see what you've been missing. Okay. Oh my god. Number one. Number two. Let me go and I'm going to I'm going to link you guys this. This is insane. So, what's he up to nowadays? What's Liver King up to? I have no idea. I I mean, really, like, let me let me look it up. Okay. Let me Yeah, I'm going to look it up. What's Liver King up to nowadays? What's he doing? is still active online, primarily promoting his ancestral primal lifestyle, though at a lower volume at his peak. Recent posts as well. So, Instagram. Okay. What about his Instagram? And this was into March. I we are we we are the most [ __ ] versions of humanity. Where is it? Listens as he waits for officers to collect him. We are the most [ __ ] versions of humanity. Yeah. Uh-huh. Right. Okay. And so, uh, the call, what is this here? The summon is out. Your biological lattice just 1% infertility. This is if you lock that [ __ ] down. You kind of did as our ancestors did. We'll call it a right of passage. We readied you. So, you're really not scared. You can't wait to go on the [ __ ] lion hunt. Maybe you wear the tooth or maybe you'll die, you know. But we're going to have eight of you, a lot of you little kids because most of you going to die in childbirth anyways, you know, or from something else. And so if I have a bunch of you, you know, some of you, so if one of you goes, it's kind of, you know, part for the course. So you're looking forward to it. Party party. Hopefully you come back, you got a good story to tell. And you're a man and you come back and when you come back like that, like you went off on a test. That's what barbarian is. Why does he have two watches? It's a right of passage, a modern day right of passage because our ancestors had real ones. What are you doing? And today we don't have it. We have a bomb mitzvah. We cake. Dance. We You're a man now. And so, you know, the world actually has wolves in them. In them, many worlds. The world has wolves. Liver king on all craft. Oh man. Oh dude. I wonder better get security right like do not bring the B don't bring the required of you give it to you but I'm going to call you a man bomb mitzvah happy sweet 16 out make shows out of it you know and romanticized it we'll decorate so the utility what it actually was the wisdom like of why are we hurting so bad today us men. How come we don't have direction? How come we don't have fulfillment? Why don't we have so much family? How come we think maybe the world would be better without us? How can we think that maybe that's an option? Maybe I'd take my own life. Maybe I take my own life. And you know, write a passage um that does something special for you. Write a passage shows you that you did something that was the hardest thing you've ever done. And if it wasn't, what the [ __ ] is he talking? You didn't do it right. But it was the hardest thing you've ever done barbarian. And now that you've come back, you realize you can do something that you thought you never could. You did it. You actually did it. You come back and now your name is even different. So true. So true. Oh yeah. Absolutely. 100%. Yeah, definitely. Of course, guys. That makes perfect sense. For sure. Oh my god. You're here. What is this? Are these the Just call her pet horse then? I'll watch this. Okay, here we go. Stop trying to bite on your leash, [ __ ] Scared. Okay, I just [ __ ] up. I [ __ ] up. I'm going to get cancelled regardless. Uh oh. Uh, stop. Stop. Yeah, I didn't think she did anything wrong. It's totally fine. Yeah, she didn't do anything wrong. And, uh, yeah, of course not. I mean, like, what are we talking about here? I mean, let's be real. What is this? I'm drawing this while listening. I'm drawing this while listening to this horrifying document. So, I'm more of a furry artist, but I wanted to do a different stuff. I've been working on it on and off. First time trying. You know what this is? I don't know whether this is a compliment or not. This is your first time drawing a human. So, you figured you start with me? It's like the the best like kind of like, you know, gateway into drawing people is draw me first. Is that the way it works? Yeah. How is this? Oh my god. Inquis hardly is is horrifying. Thank you for reading this and what you do. Aha. That's lovely, man. I I love it. Okay. Anyway, I will look at this here. I I got to go through a few more of these. This is this is really funny for me to see this. And well, you're a you're an animal like you said. I mean, I guess like I mean I am the thing is that I also live like a caveman, but I do have a handful of like computers and stuff. I like computers. I really do. I like computers a lot. As my skin has zero sun damage, I have no like bro like that's nothing. Nothing at all. I never had anything like that. The thing is like uh I don't go outside and it's not really a thing. Like I don't have any issues at all. I've never had any any kind of skin issue. I used to have uh like acne when I was a kid, but then it just went away and it it uh it it it despawned. That's what it was. Do you consider a Steam Deck a computer? I mean, yeah, I guess so. Sure. Definitely. You You're like a sophisticated caveman. I'm like a monk, right? I would say like a monk. Like I I don't really do anything. I just sit around just like a monk. You need to exercise. I exercise yesterday. Yesterday I walked two miles after my stream. I walked two miles and the problem I probably should exercise more honestly. I need to that's probably the one thing that if I did that it would make that's probably the one thing I could probably do that would improve my life the most way. uh two whole miles is look is better like I just didn't want to have like any sort of like you know you sit for a long time it's going to not be good for your legs and for your circulation right so I did the thing that I thought would be the best idea for this situation