The Mouse P.I. game is CINEMA

I'm going to buy the mouse game real quick and I'm just going to try it out. I'm going to see what it's like and if it's any good then great. And if it's not then who gives a [ __ ] right? I mean like let me go and pull it up here. Buy it. Okay, there it is. And I I figured like why not? I mean you know it's a brand new game. I try to play the new games and you know like that's you know that's what I'm supposed to do right now, right? And so okay, it's only 10 gigabytes for a download which is good because I only had 11 left. Okay, let me uninstall. I'm going to uninstall another game. I haven't played the solo leveling game for a while. And so we'll just do that. And where is it? Mouse PA for higher. Okay. All right. So, we'll try this out. And if it's good, then it's good. If it's not, then that's just the way it is. Um, you know, I don't really know what to expect, right? I don't know what to expect. So, you promised us a Karen meltdown video. I did not. I did not promise that. Here's what I will promise. I will tell you guys tomorrow we'll watch the taze video. We will watch this video tomorrow. Okay. I think it's going to be really funny. I just I feel like we watched two of them two days in a row. Let's let's move. Let's spread it out a little bit. Let's have a little bit of you. You did? I don't remember doing that. I don't I I I genuinely remember I promised that I would watch the dentist video. I do not remember promising watching anything else. I I I I do not remember that. We need the cop slop. No, I again I will I will watch it next time. We will. But I just didn't know that. Like I I genuinely do not remember that. And usually I remember if I make a promise because it stresses me out. And like I wasn't stressed out about today's stream because I didn't have to do anything. Like I honestly like I fig like my plan for today was I was just going to go live for like three or four hours and then end the stream. That was actually what my plan was. And then I saw this game came out. The Metro thing happened and I was like, "Ah, well, [ __ ] Let's let let's just lock in and get to it, right?" And so, yeah, we're gonna play this and get to it, right? You said if it was on the top of Reddit. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I will watch it. Yeah, definitely. And, uh, bro about to play a furry game instead of watching cops slot. Which one is worse? And so, yeah, I don't know, but uh, mouse pi for hire. So, I guess this is what happens whenever Mickey Mouse hits the public domain, right? And uh what's your total Steam game count? I don't know. Like, I don't really have that many games. Like, I I I I spend basically all of my free time playing video games. That's all I do is play video games. I love video games. I love spending time playing video games. I love playing through video games. I love min maxing in video game. I love video games. I do. Like it's actually a problem for me cuz I do it so much. Okay, here we go. A deal, not a promise. Oh, I like that. It's good vocabulary. Switch up. We'll watch it. Yeah, I'll watch it tomorrow. I I'll watch the the Taze video tomorrow because it was the top one. So, we'll take a look at it. See what this Yeah. Sorry. I just I have a weird way of doing things, but I I just like I I I make it the same every time. Okay. Locked figures. Better look around. Okay. Um let me look around. All right. Where do I need to go? Um check the posters. Okay. Well, I did that. Don't need to do that. Oh, right here. Clues everywhere. All right. And what about this? Press M to use the brush. Yeah. Opening the door ain't rocket science. Oh. Oh. Oh. What? Oh. What's the broom doing? Uh, ladder climb. All right, we'll go up the ladder. All right. Watch your step, detective. Okay. Control for jump. All right. Got that. I already did that. Jumping style. And then crouch. I get Oh, big money. Okay, good. Um, what do I There's no way I can I can jump, right? Can I? Well, that was not so bad. My joints ain't what they used to be. Okay. Oh. Oh, [ __ ] I got my gun. Okay. All right. Let's go. Okay. What does it say? Press E to chug it. Okay. Heal. All right. Sounds good. First aid. The secret weapon of a good detective. Press E to heal. Press E to chug it. I'm pressing E. Oh, well, not here, obviously. Okay. Well, maybe I I don't have it yet. Okay, I'll keep it in mind. All right, actually, let me move this up just real quick. I want to make sure that you guys can see how much health I have, right? Obviously there. Okay, that's better. All right, so uh let's open a door. Oh, it's on the wall. Whoa, wait. I don't think so. Oh [ __ ] Oh, I didn't even notice that. Okay. And I get ammo, too. Great. All right. Let's go. I'm about to have to fight somebody, aren't I? Tab to browse your arsenal. Okay. So, I have a micer and mits. Oh, there's a lot of weapons. Just one of you, huh? Waste of time. What the [ __ ] This looks kind of weird. Okay, so I don't need a health thing yet. All right, looking around. Get some free money. Okay, good. Not bad. All right. Oh, wait. There's somebody over there. No, I don't need my ammo. I've already got plenty of ammo. All right, let's move. Okay, come on. Ooh, finally. Safe. Okay. Oh, no. I see. I understand. Okay, got it. Easy. Okay. And new save. Got it. All right. I've never seen a lockpick mechanic work that way. Okay. Um, look around. Chase after your target. All right, let's go. Snake. Yeah, we got company. Oh [ __ ] he's shooting me. Okay, that was easy. That guy died fast. Okay, follow them to open the connected door. Oh, I have to follow the wires. Okay, got it. You in the book. He settles on closing doors behind them. Damn. Oh [ __ ] Dodge. Damn, that guy almost got my ass. He came in from behind. Okay, I can't come in through there. I didn't know if I could go into those dark doors. Apparently not. Easiest game of my life. Big money. Okay. Follow them to open and connect the doors. All right. And I don't have the the wires. All right. Let's look at the wires. Okay. There's the first big wire. Let's go. It's over. You got nowhere left to run. I run toward the dream. A bright future ruled by big mice. Oh, you absolute hate. Big mice. What does that mean? Damn. Popped him off. No problem. That was easy. Not so bad. Okay. And I can get health, but I'm not going to do that yet. [ __ ] Got him. All right. Probably shouldn't have been standing on that trying to shoot him. Oh my god. dude. This game's actually kind of hard. Okay. Uh, let me go. All right. I'm going to get my heal right now. Oh, it doesn't full heal me. I was planning on it full healing me. [ __ ] Okay. All right. Now we're getting serious. All right. And let me look around. Okay. That was probably everything here, right? Yeah, must have. Okay. And I got more ammo. Oh, I got another heal. Okay, great. All right, perfect. Let's go. Okay, looking around. Anything else special over here? Got another one of these. More money. We love money. And we can't go in through there. All right. Other way. I did every wrong thing possible. So now I know what the right thing to do is. Okay. And now I'm full health again, too. All right. [ __ ] it. Based. Okay, great. And wait, should I shoot him? Oh, it's a save. Okay, good. And I'm assuming Okay, so I have to use ammo to break the thing open. And then there's ammo inside of the thing that I broke open with my ammo. Okay. Um, great. All right, let's move. Okay, let's go. Kick. Oh, you're right. I should have kicked. You're right. Oh my god, you're so right. He's got stamina. I'll give him that. Okay, let's go. Oh, or you can. Okay. So, if you strafe back and forth like, you know, like Apex or Marvel Rivals or something, they they just it it lead they lead their shots, so it makes it easy to like uh to avoid it. Okay, so I got more ammo. Oh, bonus box. Easiest game of my life as always. Okay, let's go. got him. Pop his. Oh, I blew his [ __ ] head. I blew Goofy's [ __ ] head off. All right, let's go. Now we're playing a game. Oh, wrong button. Okay. And now I'm full healed, too. All right, we're big [ __ ] it now. Let's go. Where's he at? Little [ __ ] Okay, let's go down. Elevators. Uh, I don't know if Come here. Come here. Come here. Okay, get that heal. going through here. Uh, you know what I should do? I want to go up to the top real quick cuz obviously I don't need to I'm supposed to go down. I want to check if there's like a special item up there. Give me a sec. See, I knew it. Secret found. That's why I did it. That's exactly why I [ __ ] did it. Mouse PI. Oh, bro. Dude, they are farming lawsuits. They're even using comics. Oh, bro. It's so over. Okay, let's go. And I'll break these down and I'll go in through here. Okay. Oops, I messed up there. Okay. Wait. Oh, there's one. Oh, wow. Look at that. I didn't see the one at the bottom. I didn't know it was a thing. Okay, pick this up. Pick that up. Um, I guess I might as well get my medkit. Let me save right now, too. Save. Okay, good. And we'll pick this up. Oh, big dick. Full health. It's time. Let's go. Stop right there. All right. He's way too far. I can hear you just fine, you meddling mouse. Really? With the engines and the wind? Don't care. Give a [ __ ] I'll be there in a blink. All right. Let's do it. Have a chance. This is the end of the line for you, Peppa. We'll see about that. Got him. Where the hoes at? Where the hoes at? Where they at? I kill them all. I kill everybody. It doesn't matter to me. Easy. Is it? Yeah. I mean, the game the game. This is where you fall down. No, it's not. Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump. I lost already. Oh my god. How could this happen? That was just the intro. Mouse PI for higher. Damn, bro. Like they're really they're laying it on, bro. Like they're they're going all the way like silent [ __ ] movies. Oh jeez. Let me guess. Halfway through the game, there's going to be an intermission where the game just randomly stops playing for like 15 minutes. Looney Tunes Resident Evil. Yeah, something like that. Honestly, I used to love watching Looney Tunes as a kid. I did. Some falls don't begin in the sky. Damn. They begin in quiet rooms with friendly voices and fondue bottles. Mine started a few weeks back. I don't even know what fondue is. The sky was just the exit wound. Mhm. It began with a call routine. Familiar. Yeah. Wanda from the mouse. No. Yeah. Usually she swings by the office with a leap. If it pans out, she hears it first. Cheese. She gets her story. I get a few bucks to stockpile cheese. And for a moment, Mouseberg gets to breathe each Mouseberg. But that day was different. Uh-huh. She was tight lipped. read on site details later. Had to be someone big, recognizable. The kind that only says oops when they remember their mortal, too. Something within me. Old instinct, baby. Said turn back. Let this Vandel this case was more trouble than it was worth. But well, trouble is what I do. What a G. He's that guy. Well, now what? Oh, this is where I talked to the girl, right? Jack, over here. Yo, what's up, [ __ ] What's this about, Wanda? Care to toss me a cheesecrumb? Or are we doing our usual tugof-war? You wait, what? I can give you more than a crumb, Jack. I can give you a magician. Oo, a wizard. A magician? What? like some wacko waving a stale mozzarella stick in front of a bunch of bored middle-aged mice. Damn. Damn. Ah, something like that. But this one disappeared mid show right in front of a handful of surprised mice. Wow. Some say it's a kidnapping. Others, you know, I figured it might interest you. Goes by the name Magnificent Bandal or whatever. Or whatever. Okay. Bandal as in Steve Bandal, the magician, right? One and the same. You know him? Oh [ __ ] You could say that. All right, I'm going in. hold your whiskers, Jack. You're not going to get past the yellow tape without cred or a pass But it's you in the picture. Let's just say the officer guarding the backstage is u intellectually innocent. Damn. So, he's a big [ __ ] Well, give it a shot. Okay, so he's just a [ __ ] idiot. Okay, great. So, uh, no entry. Okay, let me look around. Is that the big [ __ ] No entry without an ID. Hey, [ __ ] Oh. Uh, here you go, officer. Oh. Um, looking great today, Miss Fuller. Oh, you go. Okay. Um, so all right, I can go around there. All right, let's keep moving. Oh, who's that? Who's that? The Bandelle's green room key. Tell LT I'm wrapping things up now. Oh, bro. Why can I go in there? Oh [ __ ] Yo. Well, I'm in the water. Oh, it's in the water. Oh, there's a key. Oh, I know where the green room is. I already went there. What the hell is he so mad about? What's he pissed off for? What do you want? A damn it. Where's the darn key? I don't know where the key is. Nobody knows where the key is. It got lost. The key got lost, guys. Nobody can find it. Trespassing. I'm a police. I'm a detective. Didn't you know that? What do you mean I'm trespassing? All right, let me see. Oh, yeah. Big money. All right. Let's get this over. Damn. Okay. Is this a clue? Um, what does it say? Oh, big cheese. An address book. Huh? Oh, they like cheese, huh? And she lives nearby. They love cheese. Look at all the cheese. Holy [ __ ] Okay. And all right, we did everything here. Oh, right here. This photograph. Oh, I have to take the photo. Okay, got it. Says a great maggus waving a stick presumably in front of a cheering crowd. Life's treated you pretty good, huh? Steve. Uh um shouldn't we like uh [ __ ] Okay, I can't. All right, that's good. I would have never done that. That would have been terrible to do. All right, the coast is as clear as it's going to get. time to kill them hoes. Let's do it. What's this? Only schmucks skip armor packs. Grab any and all to protect yourself. Oh, I doom. Okay. All right. Got it. Whoa. Wait. Of course flies always swarm rotten cheese. Ooh. Oh, I just got my own. Oh, it's up at the top there. I see it now. Okay, got it. Okay, so I I don't really need that. All right. And look around. Okay, it's the same guy. looking around. Oh, it's the top of the [ __ ] uh that area. You know what? From now on, I just kick doors open. Like I I k I might kick every door open from now on. Like this is what uh honestly like Wait, what? Okay, I don't kick that door open cuz it doesn't work. Okay, let's try and go through here. Exit. Okay, I can't go over there. All right, let's go. Yeah, bro. Like, you have to let them know. Maybe going through here. Riders you bro, some things never change. They really trying to do this union [ __ ] in here, too. Oh my god, bro. Again? Jesus. Whoa. Whoa. For sure. Dude, I'm actually so bad. I'm so garbage. Oh my god, how I [ __ ] that up so bad. Okay. Um All right. So, get my ammo back. Okay. Got my armor. Holy aim. Well, yeah. I just I wasn't really quite uh I wasn't quite locked in. Okay. And All right. Let's save again. I'm glad they have so many saves. That's nice. I think that they should replace, if they could, the saves with checkpoints. It's a little bit too uh it removes a little bit of the um continuity, right? Ooh. Ooh. Secret. Secret. Big dick. Easiest game of my life. Okay, good. I got a lot of ammo, too. Oh, I'm I'm like I feel like I'm I'm kind of strapped right now. I'm good. All right, let's do it. Upstairs. Boom. Get out of here, [ __ ] Can I kick this out? No, I can't. All right, let's keep going. Can I jump that? I can. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Explosives on the move. Hit E to pick it up or F to kick it flying. M shing. Oh, so it's kind of like a parry. The loft key. Let me try and jump. Go through here. Okay. Oh, I can't. All right, that's good. All right, good. Okay, so it's Yeah, it's like a parry in a way. Um, what the hell do I need to do now? Um, I kick through this. H, what does I do? What does I do? Shoot it. You think I can shoot it? Oh, yeah. I didn't even see that. Okay. And it's a barrel. I thought they'd throw I thought it would be thrown at me. I was confused. Okay, got it. Saved again. Tip read. Spike these enemy smashers. Pop them and drop them. Pop, lock, and drop it. Okay, got it. Understood. Oh, bro. They're going to hit him with a classic. I've been training. I've been trained 30 probably three probably. I was like two when I saw this the first time. probably 33 years for this. Maybe next year, guys. Maybe maybe I have to shoot this. Oh, got the sound effect, too. Okay, there we go. All right. Is there a guy behind me? No. Okay. Got it. Easy enough. I I feel like I did that, by the way. That was perfect. That was literal perfect gameplay. Wait, what the hell? The hell was that? Okay. Um, we move around and make sure I don't miss anything. Oh, I got this. Let me get that, too. Make sure I'm I'm always locked in on ammo. Okay. Uh, I don't need a med kit either. Hit F to use the boot. Stun enemies. Okay. It's just a boot. I've been using that anyway. Can I like what if I shoot them? Damn. [ __ ] just got disenchanted. Okay, got it. All right, that was cool. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Where they at? spaghetti. going. All right. No other way around. Jesus. Jesus. Bro, I I didn't use either one of the bombs either. I feel stupid. Okay. Um, let me go. I'm going to go up here real quick. Ladder. Let me ladder up. Okay. Pick up all this. Get all that. Oh yeah. We're balling out now. Look at that. Oh wow. How the hell do I get back out of here? How the hell do I get out of here? Um. Oh. Oh, I see. I see. Okay, got it. Let me jump over. Okay, look around here. More ammo. Obviously, I need more ammo. Uh, okay. I should see Oh, what's this? Wait, take Wait. I just have a bomb. A secret found. Where is he? okay. I'm just going to go through with Oops. I I thought those were bad guys. I I I didn't know. Okay, let me get the heal and we'll do this, too. Okay, good. All right. All right. All right. Let's keep going. terror attack. Hey, watch it. Excuse me. Oh, look at them all. Wait, isn't that the guy? Wait, wasn't that the guy? No, it just they they all look the same to me, you know. Look at them. Damn. This actually pretty cool. Look at that. Mouse racist. Yeah, I guess so. Coming through. Coming through, dude. Bro, that's perfect. Do you got any change, bro? Got any change, bro? Oh my god, bro. They even got the hose in here, too. Oh, never mind. Okay. Oh, man. Okay, that's good. All right, let's go back over here. And never heard of patience? Ever heard a move? Yeah. Welcome to public transit, bub. Okay, let me go outside and Oh, this is a serious one, right? What is this? What does it say? Observe. What does What does it mean? Observe. Like I I don't know. Like I feel like I probably should just go under it, right? Yeah. Simple. Okay, here we go. I mean, I was kind of obvious, but I wasn't sure. Okay, typewriter. Okay, let me save again. All right, let's go. I'm Popeye's maxing. I am. Don't take my I didn't know it was going to happen. Jesus Christ. So, I basically did everything wrong there. I I did I did everything wrong, but it's okay. I'm fine. All right. So, going with round uh Oh, armor. Okay, we got more armor. That's great. And Oh, [ __ ] I didn't even think about doing that. Nice. Nice. Oh, now we're now we're just Okay, good. All right, now we turn that on and we can Oh, I see. I was going to have to do that anyway. Okay. Um, I ain't your clown, ass. Do it. See what happens. Show up. See what happens. That's what I thought. I'm actually farming him. Like his Maybe I should have put on hard mode, honestly. Like I'm I'm I'm really that guy. Oh, I'm that mouse. Yeah, I'm actually that mouse, bro. Okay. Uh let's go up here, I guess. Okay. And we'll we'll save. Yeah. All right. And big money. Big money. Where the hell? How do I get out? Oh, I'm already full. Okay, good. Oh, this is this has got to be some [ __ ] right? Wait, what the hell just happened? Okay, I got him. Got him. I'm getting better. I'm getting more goodter. Okay. Um, let me go. Maybe let's go over here. Ooh, is this Oh, it's big money. Okay, it's like a train station. Enjoy the game. Don't want too many spoilers. I mean, a spoiler like I mean it's Oh, he had a bad time. Look at that. You squeak, you sleep. Holy [ __ ] They're just going crazy on me. They're going crazy on my ass. I I wasn't ready for that at all. Okay, so let's move. Yeah, this is the place. now which weapon was it? Hope I got some ammo. No ammo. Let me try over here. Okay, I got a little bit more ammo there. That's decent. And look around. Nothing else here either. Okay, let's Wait, wait. I can't go. Oh, I can't go there. Okay, I go through here. Oo, no entry yet. Oh, no entry yet. Means I can go there later. You know what I mean? All right. Maybe I got some more ammo. Yeah, I got a little bit more ammo. That's good. Okay, let's keep moving. And I can't go through there. Let's open this door. I forgot I have to kick the doors open. I feel stupid. What in the What the What's this stupid [ __ ] Who this stupid What the [ __ ] Jeez Louise, lady, you're in pieces. Yes, Steve was so good to me and now without him I just can't pull myself together. Well, I mean, never mind. What happened to her? Uh, what happened to you? What you mean what happened? Well, uh, you know, not to double down on the joke, but you look, uh, you know. Yes. A little broken up, somewhat detached. I sure am. And I still have to find a new job. This is going nowhere. I'm looking for Well, who isn't? He went puffition are trying to get the money they lost on the show. I'm We're ruined. Uh-oh. Oh. Uh-oh. Hey, hey, hey. No one's going to hurt you anymore. All right. Any clue who'd want Steve, you know, disappeared. Disappeared. Who wouldn't? But apart from the small gangs and the mobsters and the crazies and the girls and the police and the You can say she's all cut up. Yeah, true. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let Let me just stop you right there. Now, give me the first thing that comes to mind. All right. Go. Ooh, the party. Not really the best time to celebrate. No, no, the politicians. The uh the um the big mouse party. Yes, sir. He did show us with them more than once. Wow. Let me let me just do this. I'm I'm going make it where you guys can see the whole thing. Hopefully, this will be better. He did like them hardy perfume girls and boys, but uh He likes the politics more. Just ask the stage designer. Okay, I got to stage designer. the stage designer, the main guy along with Steve and his new buddy. Did he parties? No, no, no. He's working in the opera. No, of course not. You could have started with that. Yeah, [ __ ] The case stink of crime. Oh, jeez. Uh, get to your car and figure out which. Okay. And let me look around. Uh, what's this? A newspaper. In the wake of a of a new fad race to the left. Oh no, bro. Not them too. Oh jeez. Oh, it's a TV. Look at that. God damn. Damn. They're really This pretty good. Wait, what the [ __ ] Wait, shouldn't I feel like that's like a that that's a little weird, right? The torn diary page. All I do for him and he doesn't notice the way I dress. Oh my god, bro. Like Ste Well, like Steve is a player. I guess that must be it. Weird alter cult [ __ ] Yeah, I guess so. Okay, so get to my car. I guess I probably have to leave then, right? I'm going to assume I have to leave. I'm assuming my car is down on the on the bottom floor. There it is. Yes, it is. Whoa. Where they at? Who else? Who else needs to get shot in the head? Who else trying to get shot in the head? Nobody. Good. That's what I thought. Perfect. That was a Karen. Yeah, I guess it must have been. All right, let's get in the car. Let's port. When it comes to big shots and celebrities, Wanda might have some pointers. Tammy Tumbler. Jack. Oh, it's Mr. Tammy's little workshop makeover ain't quite finished yet. Oh, damn. Okay. Tammy's bearings and makeover done. Wow. There's a lot there's a lot more to this than what I thought, huh? Okay, the ammo store. Okay, well I don't really need to buy ammo. I feel like they give me so much ammo it doesn't even matter. Okay, let's leave this. Okay, new arrival. Oh, I wonder what it is. Okay, Jack. Oh, damn. That's me. Look who it is. Okay. Um, look around. Want a fuller? So, Jack, did you pick up anything useful on your VIP trip to the vaudeville? Not much to go on, but I met Bandal's assistant. There's this stage designer. See? Roland. Another one. Roland whose Nobody ever remembers his name, so they just call him the stage designer. Quite the specialist. You can make anything from tiny shrewsized diaramas to huge catapults hurling limelights all over the stage. Oo, sounds like a good guy. Well, that's something. Shame you didn't bring him up sooner. Going to have saved me some time. Mhm. And bullets. So, we just killed a bunch of people for nothing. Well, all in a day's work. Jack. Jack. Hey, if id have known Roland was involved, I'd have told you. It's like the movie trailers. You only show spoilers after you've seen the movie. I see. Yeah. Well, either way, step one's charting what I've got. This mess won't organize itself. Who this? Um, insert tokens. Who's Fatty? So, what's up, John? Oh, you know, same old, same old. Plenty of folks drinking, not a whole lot of them paying. Uh-oh. You want to buy something? Oh, gods. No. And I ain't looking for no handout neither. They ain't crooks, Jack. Just broke as hell. This used to be America. Then why keep serving them cheese? You know, they'll just slap it on the tab and you will be waiting forever for the cheddar. Ah, they're my folks mostly. Shrews, you know, and when you're lucky enough to open a bar, you look out for the little guy. Yeah, sure. But the little guy has to pay one day, right? Somebody's paying you for one. What? I got I ain't paying for anybody's [ __ ] Who's this [ __ ] baseball cards. Play. No, I ain't playing [ __ ] for that. Uh-uh. I don't have enough money. You make it a pizza. And I'm going to look around. Oh, is this Okay. Pin my clues. Oh, I probably got to go into my office. That's what it's got to be. It's going to be my own office. okay. Damn, boys. Are you interested in a job? Look at that. Um, I'm going through here. This is it. Here we go. Crime wall. Here you can view your active cases and associated cases. Okay, got it. Clues connected and gameplay will be added to the carousel when opening crime wall. Unsigned clues are stored in the carousel. Collect clues and resolve leaves. Anything to keep going. Solve your cases. Okay. Got it. Stick that here. And inspect a clue to see a detailed view. All right. Okay. And I'll put this one on there. Stage designer. This is the guy. All right. And then one more. His address book. Okay. Got this too. Resolve lead. Solving leads are crucial to solving cases. All right. Once enough clues are assigned to a case, a lead may be discovered. Resolve the lead to figure out where to go next. Okay. Off to the opera then. Okay. Let me make sure I don't have everything else. Yeah, this should all be the hell is all this? Um Oh, it's a bathroom. All right, that's interesting. That's the only thing that worked. Okay. Um, go to Mouseberg Grand Opera. All right, let's go over there. Now, where the hell is that? I have no idea. Oh, I probably just get in my car and drive over there, right? Let me check this. People said there's another gun. Let me double check and make sure there's not newspaper. Okay. New cards. I'm not seeing anything for a new gun. I'm not. As much as I want to, I just I can't get I can't quite get in there, man. No new gun. Yes, it looks like there is no new gun. These are just items. I have to buy these items. I can't steal them. All right. All right. Let's go. We go to the mouse bird grand. Oh, what the [ __ ] Oh, whole overworld. Okay. Um, what the [ __ ] No road how damn I can just drive around. Huh? Woman driver. Extra Emily POV. Chad, is this good? Is this good? Am I good? Let me go over here. Okay. Mouseberg Opera start. Me and the Mouseberg Grand Opera. Hate at first sight. Damn. Damn. He's not about that life. Good. I actually went to an opera once. Hey, uh, is Roland working tonight? Roland? Oh, the stage designer. Yeah, he's upstairs chewing a fat with some extras. Sam, I fell asleep. It was all right. I had to go there for a thing. I'm not really a big uh I'm not Oh, what is this here? Damn, bro. This guy looks like a mini boss. Okay, let me steal their money. Let me just steal their money real quick. Oh, it doesn't let me. Okay, who's this? Say big guy, any way to get upstairs without rubbing shoulders with the crowd? Oh, you want to get in? Maybe if you're ready to tough up 30 clams. You game? Yeah, I'll do it. All right, fine. Here you go, sport. Don't mind if I do. Hop in the trolley. Good, sir. Damn. All right, let's go. Yo, I pay to win. Great. You love to see it. forget it. [ __ ] little [ __ ] Why is it always locked doors and ominous moaning? Yeah, true. Damn, he's mad at this fat chick. I would be too. Look at her. Okay. And let me This got some more uh more ammo, I mean. Bye. Going through here. Who the [ __ ] needs a a health drink right now? Like, I didn't even take any damage. Pretty sure the fire department frowns on stuffing firecrackers into wooden attics. Totally normal wall. and it hit me. Okay, let's go use that health thing. That's why they put it down there. Okay, got it. That makes a lot more sense. That's smart. Yeah, really smart. And I'll get some more of these bombs. All right. That's pretty simple, easy to understand. Hey. Oh. Oh. Oh. What? Give me a hand here, will you? Oh, this is the guy. Yeah. Uh, damn. Thanks, pal. This is really Ow. What the hell was that for? Standard procedure. Little sucker punch before questioning never killed anyone. Well, I just punched him in the face for nothing. [ __ ] him, man. That's what you get. Wrong place at the wrong time. What kind of cop are you? I'm a real cop. A former one and a curious one. Word is you're tight with Steve Bandal. I got questions and you got a favor to repay. Guess I owe you that much. But not here. Those bastards who make cops like they used to. You didn't do this to yourself? What? Hell no. It was some damn extras came out of nowhere, roughed up the performers, swiped the costumes, and dragged me up here. Yeah. Damn, there's some bad boys. They say anything suspicious? Huh? I mean, something about preparing for killing Stilton during intermission. Sounds bad. Loading the big gun. Loading the big gun. Must be some lesserknown apparatus. Like a nuclear bomb. Wait, wait, wait. Stilton? As in Cornelius Stilton? The mayoral candidate? Stilton? Oh my god. They're going to assassinate him. I don't know, man. I don't keep up with politics. I just finished a 20our calibration on a stage cannon. [ __ ] based. You [ __ ] They're no extras and they ain't prepping for a show. They're trying to kill that guy. No. There's Stilton. Big fat. And there's the big gun. They're going to shoot a cannon at so much for staying incognito. So, they've literally got a cannon aimed at the mayor candidate. Listen, man. I do. We just Abraham wink at him right now. Oh, I had to try, right? I had to try. I didn't know it was going to happen. Yeah. I had no idea. These are nice little simple puzzles like gotcha game puzzles made for [ __ ] middle school girls with mental disorders just for me. Hey that's right. That's right. What are you mad for? Got them. All right. Gun table. They're not going to How do I loot that? Oh my god. I got a [ __ ] shotgun. Holy [ __ ] Okay, I I'm going to use my base gun though for now. I feel like I don't need anything else. Oh, let me throw a bomb. I'm going to use that for fat people. So, if there's a fat person, I'm going to use the shotgun. The city's buzzing with people cuz they have a larger uh like what's it say? Cheese forever. Stock up. Eat one. And recover. Okay. Okay. So, it's like a uh kind of like a [ __ ] a thing. All right. What? Oh, I'm almost out of ammo. Wait, what? Damn. I'm actually like literally losing up all my ammo. I got to use my shotgun. I got to use it. Who's this? Who's this? Never mind. Okay. Uh, wait. All right. We're going to stay focused. Stay focused 100%. All right. Look around. I got three shots left. Looking around. Evaluating. Deciding. Decided. Let's go. All right. Maybe this shotgun's better than I thought it was. Oh, never mind. It's called a boom stick. It's not a shotgun. It's a boomstick. Excuse me. I don't want to get it wrong. Make sure I get any more [ __ ] ammo. All right. And I don't need that. Good. Big ammo situation. All right. We're just going to start with the uh we're going to start with the machine gun barrel. All right, I'm going to just throw this and throw it out. I'm actually the biggest [ __ ] I'm the biggest I'm I'm the biggest one of all the retards. I in fact am the biggest [ __ ] Okay, so what the hell do I do? All right, give me a minute. Let me think. All right. So, I got to open the door. No. I go through here. No. I mean, I guess the last thing I could imagine would be just shooting this. That didn't work. Now I'm on fire. I can't dash to remove it. Okay. Well, that was stupid. And Oh [ __ ] there it is. Don't tell me it's going to open to [ __ ] and all these guys are going to come out, right? What's that? Okay. And now we can go through here. Go to there. Go to there. And now I use this guy. Hey guy. Hey. Got him. Where they at? Where they at? Forget about it. Forget about it. That's right. That wasn't too bad. The shotgun's really good, man. I think we should use that more. I kill him fast. Okay. Um, let me look around. Okay. Break this. Might as well. Break these. Might as well. And it was a waste of time. One more break. And of course, it was nothing. All right. Great. Let's keep going. Okay. Prevent Stilton's assassination. All right. Let's go. Ooh, there. I see. Feeling a little stage fright creeping in. Okay, let's get ready to beat his ass. All right, that's a lot of bombs. just move it. What? Where the hell did they come from? Gagul, I'm trying to figure this out. Oh, I hit the wrong button. Cheese and crackers. Well, can't win them all. That's fine. I just won't die. Can I just shoot him right now? Now together. Get your I got to stay focused. Oh, apparently the bomb worked on him though. I almost died there. I did. We got We got really turned things around. This is really bad for me. That was super bad. I wasted ammo. I wasted everything. It was a I was just big [ __ ] I was just big big big [ __ ] All right, let's go get it. All right, get some health back right now. There it is. Now I'm at 95. See, I changed my life. That was easy. Oh, [ __ ] I thought he died. Okay, I'm actually I'm glad that happened. I'm glad that happened cuz I put out [ __ ] that time. I'm going to go back. I'm going to do it again. This time for real though. This time I'm going to do it the right way. I'm going to be a winner. Come here. Get over here. It was just the right thing to do at the right time. I had to do that. And let me get this heal right now before I move on. Now I'm not back at 100. Stop standing in the water. Oh [ __ ] I didn't see that. Damn. I didn't realize that was happening. No wonder I was taking so much damage. I was like, what? Why is it Why is it put a dot on me? so I got to go. Oh, it's a trampoline. I see. Mhm. That's cool. Almost there, Jackie. All right, let's do it. I'm ready. Oh, you got to be kidding me. Are you getting [ __ ] man? Who next? [ __ ] they next. Damn, bro. I just blew him up. All right, that was pretty good. I got to use the bombs more. That went really well. Holy [ __ ] Okay, great. All right, let me look around. Uh, I already have the shotgun now. I have more. Look at all this amp, dude. Dude, this has got to be right before the boss, right? I feel like there's so much stuff here. Okay. And let me look at this. Okay, look at that. All right. All right. Let's go. I kind of want to use the shot I'm going to use the shotgun more. I feel better with the shotgun. I feel really good with the shotgun. And they also give you more ammo for it. Big fat. What's up? Namaste, traveler. What the he to this ancient weebs back there? Wait, they had weebs all the Oh my god. It's a basement under a brand new Whopper house. Semantics ain't going to get you across that death trap. Chief, is this what Reddit moderators did before Reddit came out? It's a shallow pit full of garbage. And look, pal, you want to learn or do you want to stand there flapping your gums? I got deep stuntman thoughts to ponder. He's a smart guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Enlighten me, Maestro. Maestro, that's a big one. Now, listen closely. This here is an ancient technique passed down by a legendary stunt guru back in New Rder Dam. Changed my life. Cost me three ribs, but changed my life. Here's the deal. When you jump, just act like you didn't. Clear your mind. No thoughts, no fear, no gravity. Then when you forget you're midair, jump again. Works like a charm. Got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. This is the stupidest way to implement a double jump that I've ever seen in a video game. You talk to a fat [ __ ] who tells you the way to double jump is to just jump after you jump. Nah, that's dumb work, Chief. The great wheel of infinite cheddar. You just got to believe. Yeah. Now get out there and defy physics. No need to thank me. All right. Sure. Why not? All right. Certainly trusted worse advice. He got springs in his wow. there's no way I can get to there. Wings don't work till you trust a fall. And I can get you flying. Um Oh, what's this? Oh [ __ ] bro. I'm okay. Okay, there's the first hard one. Wait, what? Oh, moves left. Okay, I go. J. Wait, I didn't know it was a a limit. I didn't know it was limited. I didn't know that. Why did you not tell me that Oh, [ __ ] I wasn't paying attention. That shouldn't be my fault. Why am I getting punished for not paying attention? This is ridiculous. Oh, that's huge. You see the bing bong? Like you can hear it. Bing bong. Wow. Flashlight. Ooh. Okay. Okay. I made it. I made it across. All right. Save. All right. We'll be good. Back on track now with new tricks. See that? That's smart. That's smart. Look at that. Whoa. All right, let's shut this thing down. Make it nice and useless. I'm going to rotate it. Jack Pepper saves the day. Somehow starts an actor strike. Wait, who's that? Was Batman. She's crazy. Must be some upper thing. I kind of want to use a B. She take it. I got her right in the face. Let's go. Fat destroyed. Fat annihilated. Fat down. Get him out of here. It's over. It's over. Porky, your time is through. trap. What? Whoa. What happened? I can just double jump, right? Ooh, I can double jump. I knew it. Okay. Um Big double jump. What the hell? Uh I'm going to swap over. I'm going to swap over. I'm going to use the pistol, the gat. Yeah. Not so good, huh? Oh, damn. Damn. This shit's on fire, huh? Oh, we got to stay away from that. All right. All right. Save. Save again. All right. Good round. All right. Hot. Okay. Now what? Now what? What? Oh. Oh. Oh [ __ ] Everything's collapsing. Okay. Uh, let's run. Okay. I'm going to kick this. Make sure I get some more ammo. Maybe. Maybe not. Oh, damn. I go in here. okay. He's dead. All right. No problem. All right. I got to lock in now. Come on. All right. Okay. Now I I have to know what to do. Wait, this one doesn't have a an amount, right? It doesn't. Oh, so I'm just I'm just being [ __ ] All right. Good. I I didn't even know limits could happen. Like they they really they got my ass on that one. All right, let's go. Who is it? An old cheese stick. Hello. The better end for a private. Leave the drama for the pros, eh? Just give me a second. There he is. What's up, loser? Thanks, pal. I almost got roasted back It comes with the territory. You step on stage, you get roasted. Damn. Anyway, you saved my skin back there from those extras. So, uh, quit pro. Told you they weren't extras. These were real bad guys with real bad intentions. Now, what about Bandal? Look, detective, I'd love to help, but I I don't know much. We mostly just knock back cold ones downtown. Peace. Besides, it's not like he hasn't gone off the grid before. Mhm. Not like this. Not mid-performance. Steve doesn't just vanish. He orchestrates it. Turns it into a spectacle. This This is different. I've known him a long time. They went through hell together back in the old world. Damn. Wait. Damn. You're the Jack Pepper, the trench sweeper. World War I. I'm touched, but let's not do the highlight reel now. Okay. Look, you don't know where he is. Fine. But you got to know something. Where he goes, what he's into lately. Well, he's been keeping to himself mostly. Doubt he's ever brought anyone home from tinsils. But when he's had a few cold fondos, that's a cheese. Get into some real fringe esoteric crab. Even mentioned having a lab under his mansion, storming his secrecy on it. The mouse Illuminati. Secret lab, huh? Sounds like a long shot, but you know where that mansion is. More to it be. Sorry, detective, but he's been woringly private, selective about who gets close. True. Yeah, figures. Thanks for the intel, stage designer. Yeah, good luck. And bring Steve back. I had my next stop lined up. I knew where it was. I'm going look down. Make sure I got flies and [ __ ] too. I got to go back to the office. I I got to go find this [ __ ] island or whatever the hell it is. Not island mansion. All right, let me get the [ __ ] back in Haven't seen Steve in ages. No idea where he's been living these days. Mhm. Best I just started laying down the clues. Oh, this is the clue time. All right, let's get it. Okay. Fat. Someone wants to kill fat. Yeah. I don't know. Okay. And what else? Bandal is a magician. Proper wash. I'll be here for a bit. Corny. What's he doing here? Corny. His name is Corny. All right. Let me go around talk to Stilton. Where does Stilton be? that's a big boy. Use the bathroom. Mine Island. Is that it? What is that? Fat and cheese. Perfect combo, right? Perfect combo. Let's get it. Yo, Jack, good to see you, buddy. What's going on, buddy? Likewise, Cornelius. Cornelius, you were in a surprisingly good mood for someone who just dodged an assassination attempt. Yeah, a good mood for someone just Oh, bro, it could have been a fake assassination attempt. Oh, I heard about this. Oh, well, comes with it territory when you're chasing high on office. While that whole affair at the opera was my most unfortunate, it was ultimately good for business. No kidding. How so? Ah, you were a real wild card, my boy. Quite the performance as always. You put those goons right I don't know if I trust them. Now they're ducking for cover. Yeah, good for me. Great for the propose. But what were you doing? This one could have been fake the first place. Oops. Sorry. Steve's gone. Yeah, obviously. To the magician's gone. Like a fart in the wind. And now I'm stuck following a trail of stale blue cheesec. Most interesting. So, what did you find? Not much so far. Just running down places he might have slipped off to. You got any ideas? Oh, I know Steve's Hangouts. All right. Well, that's convenient. All right, let me know. Of course you do. better yet. I think I know just the one you're after. He did some uh soul searching at that We're going to the mansion now. All right. The address Me and my boyfriend think you're mighty handsome with the beard right now. See, I told you guys I have gay viewers. Why, Cornelius, you just made my job a whole lot easier. Well, you did save my life after all, Yeah, more than once. True. All right, let me go head to Bandal Sleeper Lab. Let's go. Let me talk to the gun guy. I don't need to do All right. Bandel Secret Laboratory. Um, I guess it's over. Oh sh Damn, this is a big [ __ ] game. Holy [ __ ] Is this an outhouse? A road house? All right, let's go to Bandal's lab. All right. According to Corny, the entrance should be around here somewhere. All right. All right. Let's go. Oh, what do I do? Oh, the hell did those [ __ ] help from? Definitely 100% Illuminati. There. No way. Right. There. No way. Oh, there it is. There it is. Look at me. An outhouse. I'm not ready for that yet. That's a low hanging one. Okay, let me go over here. Uh, kill this. Kill that. I just want to double check. All right. Damn. We really got to you. You got to do his double jumps the right way. Big cheese situation. Holy flush. We're moving. That's your girl. No, I'm chilling, man. We're popping off. Oh, here it is. Stevie boy, what exactly were you up to? He got caught up with the Illuminati. I'm look around what I got going on like that. Nothing else over there. Over here. Nothing else over here. All right, let's go. Let's move. Uh, no. I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] Discord. Is there a Discord? That was pretty easy. Well, [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Get out of my life. Suck my dick. [ __ ] you. All right. Uh oh. Big money. Oh, we got money. Oh, $10. Back then. That was like $1,000. Follow the white cable, Jack. Uh-huh. Oh, good one. Okay, got it. What's this? Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] Got it. Ooh. Ooh. Oh. Okay, I'm going to eat that. Um, yo, what's going on here? I'm going to be real. Like, this game is more involved than I thought it was going to be. Okay. Uh, okay. I I can do however many movements I want. That that time that that happened, that traumatized the [ __ ] out of me. Okay. Got it. Big money. Easy. I can't believe I messed it up. I didn't even know that was a thing. All right. Kill that. Go up here. Oh, there's nothing. Oh, I see. I see. All right, let's go this way. Oh, up here. Ladder. Oh, wait. What the? Who the [ __ ] is that? You got an octopus. Oh, I keep accidentally hitting that on like I shift. I use shift. That was perfect, bro. I had to try. Right. That was easy. So, what does I have to do? Let's go in. Just go in this room. It's got to be in this room, right? Okay. All right. Moving around. Loot this devarnisher. What the hell is a devarnisher? Might as well try, right? And what does that say? It doesn't say anything. Maybe I turned it off. Let's dip. I think he's going to pop off. I'm preparing to end it with the What happened to that? What? How I miss? Am I like a [ __ ] Am I some kind of a [ __ ] How the [ __ ] did I miss? Wait, what the heck? Wait, what the [ __ ] is this? I just melted him. It's only um That seems pretty good. It's like an acid thing. Yeah. Holy [ __ ] Oh. Oh, wait. What happens if I use on him? Just kills everybody. Okay. Well, I don't know when I should use that. It seems like it's really effective. But I'm getting so much I'm getting so much of this tarpentine. What is that? Okay. Uh let's see. We'll get that. We'll get this. Uh I feel like I probably don't want to walk into this the spiky thing, right? Okay. And then what do I do? I hit the button. All right. Do I You know you're going to fight this octopus [ __ ] right? Like this [ __ ] is getting released and I'm just going to have to kill him. Okay. Uh, use E to hit it. You take a bite, they feel the burn. Okay. Um. All right. I don't know how that works, but Okay. Oh, I see. I got What's this? Oh, don't tell me I got to get that running again. Okay, let me try and use it. That was really easy. I just line them up. I'm out of ammo. I'm out of ammo. I really should just [ __ ] honestly, you know what I mean? Okay, let me go over there. This game is actually pretty good. I mean, the game's actually pretty good, man. I'm going to be honest. It is. It's good. It's way better than you think you would expect something like this to be. Oh, you wouldn't expect a game like this to be like uh like a [ __ ] It is a I mean, it's a bit of a [ __ ] game, right? It is, but it's a good [ __ ] Can I go up there? No, I can't. Okay. Uh let's go over Now, what the absolute ladies and gentlemen prepare to beated. What sort of devil's trickery is this? experimenting. Don't want any of that. Not even one iota. I'm trying to understand. I know I can jump over it, but why would I jump over it if I have to jump over it? Why would I had to do a [ __ ] thing I don't have to do, right? I think Okay, that was hard. All right, I got to walk in. I got to walk in. That was no joke. Nope. Don't want any of that. Not even what I order. Thanks for I one health. [ __ ] Okay. All right. All right. Held on a wall. No, it's just like that scrolling thing like switching weapons [ __ ] me up cuz I'm just a [ __ ] dumbass. It doesn't matter. Like honestly, it does not matter. So, how do how should I do this? I feel like I should use this and I should just takeick her down until she's really low and then I pop off hard cuz it's health based. one. I own it. Chip damage. I know. Jump, bro. I don't think it's worth it. I just don't think so. Like, I could. It's not that I can't. Like, I played Fall Guys. I I know what the strategy of the game play is. I just haven't done Dude, I'm not way. Okay. I'm just trying to understand. This is it. This is where I win, by the way. Got him. Got him. Holy [ __ ] That was close. On his stick. Oh my god. Looked an awful lot like I [ __ ] up on that big time. Majorly [ __ ] up on that. Massively. Crazy level of [ __ ] up. Okay. Uh, let me look around. Make sure I loot everything. Levels of [ __ ] up. Previously thought unthinkable. Master. What the [ __ ] you saying that for? Okay. Let's look around. Okay. Make sure I loot. Oh, I could have got armor, too. I didn't even realize Yeah. Know what? Wait, what am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do? What am I going to try and do? Master, would you kindly um What I need to do, Eigore. Hello, dear sir. I mean, master. I'm not your master. Everyone's someone's master. Who are you? So, who the hell are you? I'm E I not Igore. Igore. No, I so many Rs. It's harder to pronounce as the classics would say. Oh, he uses the hard R. I get it. Yeah, with the name cuz he holds the key. Going to get old real fast. Oh, they must endure. There's plenty more where that came from. I can only imagine. Now, seriously, who are you? I'm the caretaker, master. Or well, I was. My former master's gone, so now it's just me. Gone. Like gone. Gone. Oh, no. No. Just he's not here. Makes the lab a tad lonely. Oh, we not crazy. Apart from the crazy cultists or the robo assistants or that eerie creeping sense of foreshadowing that somewhere along the way your cheese brain's going to get fried. Oh, master. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What? That a premonition? Oh, big word. Oh, don't mind me, master. Just rambling, babbling. Do your thing. Maybe sweep the floors while you're at it. I am sweeping here. That's not quite what I I had in mind. Ever thought being a total makeover? By the way, I know a great surgeon. Dr. Bowden Wadsuka is a Don't go down that road, sir. That would be far far too much for them to handle. Them them. Uh, which them? The moles. Them them. I swear I'm going to punch him at some point. You're still saying that out loud, master. Oh, right. Pretend I didn't. So, uh, I'll be going, Eigore. I got to do visit more often, master. We can hang out anytime you want. Oh, I'm sure we'll get along just splendidly. Okay. Okay. Okay. What a weird guy. God damn it. Crank up the projector's power. All right. I'm going to figure out how to do okay. Got his ass. That was easy. Um, look around. Okay. We got going through Um Okay, good. And turn this on. Okay, that definitely did. Okay, that was good. That was good, Uh let me go up first. Okay, that was fun. Let's go back down. Do it. Oh, get the [ __ ] out of here. Get the [ __ ] out. Are you kidding me? [ __ ] this door. Oh god, let's go. I really am that guy. let me go. I'm going to kill that barrel. And now I need to go I can't Oh, I can't go down there. Well, I have to go. There's got to be a way to go in through here, right? No. Oh, I see now. I see. I see. It was a barrel. And this is the other side. This door hasn't opened yet, which means there's going to be [ __ ] Um Oh. Oh, now I see. Now I can go this way. Double cheese. Oh, this must be a hard boss then. Oh, this might be a super hard boss. I got a save location and everything. Oh, it's so over. Well, it's working. Whatever it is. All right. Open door. Good. And big money. And we got a new comic. All right. Perfect. what what's all the what all these numbers is? Damn. Okay. All right. Increase field view. I can but I think it's fine the way it is. Okay. Let's go. Please tell me they didn't go for the rule of three. Who the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] ever. Where that thing? Where the thing? I can't move. I can't move. I can't I'm dead. I'm cheesing. I'm cheesing. I I cheese him. I cheese him. I cheese him. I got it. He's already gone. Okay. All right. Let's go. That was hard. It's hard for me to swap between the weapons. Just I mean it's not the game's bad. I'm just I'm just being Oh [ __ ] Investigate the secret secret lab. Hell of a mess, Steve. That's a [ __ ] alien, bro. Oh no. Okay. Um Okay. And let me just go after this guy. All right. That's pretty easy. Okay. And we don't need to go down there yet. Oh, there's a barrel. I didn't even see the barrel. Okay. So, I can go down to here. And then we can break this. Okay. Good. And do I have to go all the way across? I feel like I probably don't, right? Usually I don't have to do that in this. so far at least. But the game isn't really Oh. Oh, I see. I see. Not right. No. H. There is something behind. No. Ah. Oh. Ouch. What you doing, [ __ ] Dude, I took a lot of damage there. That was really bad. Okay, I I got to stay focused. I don't want to cheese unless I have to. Uh, I I'm at 22. I'm at 22 health. This is really bad for me. This is super bad. Okay. Use that. Get a little bit of armor. That's a life where my endless plumbing repairs actually pay off. Okay. Good. Just You know what? I'm going to just eat it right now. Let me see if you think about. All right. Easy. Okay. Another comic. A shaky one, but still a lead. So, we're inside the secret secret laboratory. That [ __ ] startled me. I wasn't ready for that. wait. What? What? There we go. I got to be careful. I'm only at 41 health. I'm going to use the big dick. And I missed. And I missed. And I missed. And I missed. And I missed. Let me just Let me just Okay. All right. I mean, honestly, you got to admit I was pretty impressive, but really it was like I mean, no, no, most people are usually not that [ __ ] but I managed to do it. I did. I mean, I think that's hard to do. Okay, so let me go. Oh, I see. I see. I go. Okay, let's go. Now, why do I get the feeling I'm just doing Eigor's chores? All right. Make sure I loot this. This is getting serious. I can't go into water. This looks like the final stretch of that damn lab. There's got to be some evidence here. So, it's going to be a big big [ __ ] boss now. I'm I'm kind of nervous. Health fire heal. All right. That's not so bad. I got 64 health now. See, I'm getting my [ __ ] back together. Okay. See that? Popped them off. Okay. Got it. How? I'm just going to use a shotgun. How did he get me? Never mind. This this weapon swap is driving me crazy right now. I don't know what's wrong with me. I really don't. I don't know what's wrong with me. Hold still. I I actually I don't know what's wrong. I I do not know what's wrong with me. I just stopped aiming. Okay. Pressing Okay. Good. Let's go. Oh boy. Oh boy. Now this even for Steve, this is crazy. And I don't have any health. It's so over. It is so over. I've got 58 health. Oh man. All right. All right. All right. All right. Let's see what we can do. Oops. I jinxed it, didn't I? That That's That's That's on me. where the hoes at? By order of no can't get through the gate. Yeah. Well, the only degree I got is a pedigree in shootups. Damn. based Heat. I got I'm just I'm too slow to I'm too slow to use my buttons. Dude, she was at like zero health. Yeah, it dude. There's so many buttons I got to press. I get overwhelmed. I get I get over stimulated. One health. So many buttons. I don't understand what where my where my where my bombs. I don't understand. I kind of want to just restart. But can I just wait for this? I I'm spending half my time switching weapons. All Be a wonder. the wonder of anime. I am cold. Jesus having to swap the weapons like that like it just fries me. Talk about your life choices. Okay. Um All right. Let's move. All right. All right. Let's go. Let's go. All right. Coast Guard. Arrival guard arrival card signed by Coast Guard by the name Van Harzer. A sub coast guard papers. Arrivals signed by a voner. Name doesn't ring a bell. Time to find out why. Get the [ __ ] out of here. All right. Let's go back. back over here. What's my hardest mode? The asthma mode. Okay, talk to mom. All right. What she want? What she want? There she No. The greasy. No. Quit not working the payload you want. Oh [ __ ] What the hell was she thinking? It was a new gun. No. Oh, I guess I could get this speed boost power swing. I wonder what any of this does. I don't know. Let me focus on No, it's not her. Who the hell do I need to talk to? Extra, extra. Read all about it. Shut up, you little [ __ ] There she is. Well, don't leave me hanging, Jack. Did you see the secret lab? I got notes to take. So, chop chop. Then hold on to your tights, Wanda, cuz that place was nuts. Robots, experiments, stuff I don't even have names for. How the hell did Steve afford all that? Oh, money, Jack. The guy was filthy rich. Damn, true. Now, tell me, did you find him? His body? No body, but he did try to uh recreate Betty Lynch, the dead starlet. She used to be a stage girl before Tinsel Bros. snapped her up, So he tried to turn her into like a Wait, wait. What do you mean recreate? Yeah, like a sex robot. Guess her accident hit him harder than anyone knew. Hard enough to make himself a robotic replacement. I bet he was hard for sure. That's Ew. That is calling you creepy is like saying wallet boys are just kind of into cheese. deep issues aside, got any real leads on Bandal? Come on, Jack. Spill it. Well, this might be bigger than we first thought. I found traces of Steve's dealings with uh a technofile group. I think a bunch of weirdo mad scientist types. Did you interrogate any of them? They were long gone, but they did leave a trail of cheesecrumbs. And what they were working on was out of this world. Please. Sounds like more Bandal Smoke and Mirror's true crap. Uh oh. No, this was something else. Eerie tail stiffening. Uhhuh. Kind of stuff that makes my fur stand on end. Well, if it rattled you, maybe there's something to it. So, what's the plan now? Not sure yet. I need to think. Rethink even. Go over all the clues I've got. Maybe poke around elsewhere. I'll keep in touch. All right. Oh, you will. I'll see to that. Damn, bro. She's stalking me. Okay. All right. I gotta take a break. I got take a break. Oh, man. I think that game is uh this is a much better game I thought it was going to be. I'm going to be honest. Like I I really I didn't know what to think about it, but like uh I I really uh this this game definitely exceeded my expectations. It did. It exceeded my expectations like uh substantially. I think it was a very very good game. And I told you to play it. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. There's a lot more to it than I thought. Yeah. Like I honestly thought that it was going to be basically like just a meme tech demo thing. Like this seems like it's actually like a full-fledged like story and like a you know environment and world building and everything. Like that's that's a lot more than I thought it was going to be. I'll tell you that. Okay, there it is. Oh [ __ ] What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Secret found. Who this? Oh, look who it is. He had my eyes and I wasn't leaving without him. Damn, I got a collectibber. Upgrade your weapon before you go. Yeah, let me do it. I'll do it. and get set What the [ __ ] is happening? Uh Doom quite Yeah, this game is kind of like Doom. I'm going to be honest. It kind of is like uh it it's not exactly like Doom, obviously, right? But like it it it's close. Oh, what the Are you out of your mind, Tam? announcing something like that uh uh like what there's more is like Bioshock that little notice I just feel like the weapons that you use and like you're interchangeable using a lot like it reminded me a lot of Doom like to and like you get you pick up armor and like there's like little med packs like to me it feels like Doom it's about gun tuning dummy yeah yeah it's a what bang Bioshock I haven't played Bioshock since I worthy games, more bullets, I can't really give an opinion on that cuz that was a while ago. I'm old. Been working on it since my wetlands days. You bring schematics, pop them in, and bang, your guns upgraded. Oh. Oh. Oh, I even came up 1930s detective cartoon. Banger ass. I mean, more bang for your buck. What do you think? Very very good. It's uh No, no, no, no. But it's good. It's good. Great. Even uh I'll use it like crazy. Like right now, in fact, adults. Give the bang a shot. Yeah, dude. They call it a bang, dude. This is absolutely like 100 fucking%. Wait. Oh, wow. Okay. Um this is recoil. Max ammo. Alternative fire. Oh, wow. There's a shitload of this, huh? Boomstick Pierce. I feel like I just want to get the pistol. Like, I like the pistol a lot. I'm buying this game. Yeah, it's a it's actually a good game. I I I would after playing it like would I say this is a good game? Yeah, it's a good game. This is actually a good game. It's like a legitimately straight up like 100% good Upgrade the pistol. Yeah, I like the pistol the most. Okay, I'm going to do Oh, it's like 111. Okay. Oh, I feel like I just like I use the shotgun more, too. Yeah, it's a smart way to do it. I think this is gaming in 2026. I feel like there are so many good games now. There are there are so many good games. Like there's never a point where I don't like and the problem is that if you are not a if you don't like playing indie games, please watch IGN's review for this game. I'll watch it tomorrow. If you remind me, I'll watch it tomorrow cuz tomorrow is a big day. Tomorrow is a very very big day. Pragmata comes out tomorrow and I'm going to play that a lot. Uh I'm really hoping it's going to be good. Um I don't know really what to expect. I watched a review on it last night, said it was good. So yeah, uh in in three hours. Yeah. Yeah. I'mma play it tomorrow though. Trump wins Iran tomorrow. Does he really? Hopefully he doesn't because if he does then it's going to interrupt my uh uh my game. So hopefully he holds What's the name of the game? Mouse PI for hire. Didn't pay for a review equals six. I don't know. Like I wonder why they gave it a bad review. Like I mean what do you think this game is? Like the only thing that I could say that I would be critical about this game for is that $30 for an indie style game is like kind of on the higher end. Like I feel like just and and the problem with this is that like I have such there's a visual bias to this, right? where it's like certain games just the way they look it makes me think they're a certain amount of money like that at $30 like I mean here's my outlook on it is that I mean it's going to go on sale eventually right I mean the price of the game like I mean every game you're eventually able to buy for less money so who gives a [ __ ] right I mean maybe 25 yeah I mean I'd say 30 is pretty fair I don't think it's a big deal Man, I really don't. I think if you can't throw down $30 for a game, you probably need to figure out what you're doing, right? Like, if you're you're wasting your money somewhere else. Doing this kind of art. It's really expensive to animate. I get the price. See, I don't know that. If you know that and that's true, then that changes the way that changes obviously the opinion, right? But like cuz to me it doesn't seem like it's complex, right? But I've also like the last time I animated something I was like 16. So that was a long time ago. Eugenics is $30 well worth the price. Yeah, that's true. That's true. And also like I don't know the scope of the game yet. Like you know like I mean it depends on like how long the game is. This seems like it's probably like a 15 hour game. like 15 20our game and like a 15 20our indie experience for $30 that's like a good well put together game honestly I think that's fair I do but the thing is that people are really sensitive about pricing and everybody $30 means something different for everybody right like for me obviously I've got plenty of money so it doesn't really matter if I spend $30 but other people $30 could mean like it's it's like a big deal so I think that's a big difference always one hour equals on dollar. I don't agree with that because you could look at something like Crimson Desert and you could see that, you know, you could get like 300 hours out of the game, right? Or you could look at something like Resident Evil and you get 15 hours out of the game. But is Resident Evil not worth the money? But Crimson Desert is? I think they're equivalent games. So, I think that really you should grade it based off of like after you finish a game, how do I feel? Do I feel like I wasted my money or not? And if you felt like you wasted your money, then you did. If you didn't feel like you wasted your money, then you didn't waste your money. That's how I see it. Replay-ability is big. Wow. So deep. I know. I know. It's profound, isn't it? But I can hang out for maybe like 10 more minutes and I gota I gota chill. So thank you gentlemen. I really appreciate it and I will see you all tomorrow. Bye boys. Peace. Sip.