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Pragmata today. Yes, I did say I would play it. And not only will I play it, but I will beat it. I think we're going to beat the game today. I'm ready. I I'm ready to lock in and actually just beat this [ __ ] game today. I'm ready for it. And uh people said it's a short game and I think I I'll be able to. But I have played this a pretty good amount. Let me continue get this started. Let's get it done. I'm going to pop off. You got to check out more boomer shooters. This isn't a boomer shooter. What do you mean? So, I'm going to tell y'all right now. Look what I did. Look what I did. So, I didn't do any of the content, you know, obviously for the story, but look at this big dick. Big dick. Massive. So long. Look at that. Wow. Did [ __ ] everything. I got every single one of those. And honestly, it took me like probably an hour. Yeah. Like it was so fast. And I got all this leveled up. I I did these. And let me talk Let me talk to the little [ __ ] All right. Hey, you wait. No. All right. All right, I'm going to give her an RC car. Here you go. Ooh, one cabin coin. Read Earth Memory Series complete. Replicating related objects. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened? We did it. Oh, [ __ ] She's got a whole playcape. I could play here forever. Damn. Ever. Damn. How many kids feel the same? Look at all that. Wow. What does it say? You ever play any of those games that kids are into? Like Fortnite. Oh, you hide. Oh, I normal normal normal games. Rinse and repeat. I was a master at it. Not a single person could find me. You you secretly adore. Okay, guys. All right, let's give it a shot. Shoot, right? It's nice. Wait, I have to play. Oh my. I thought I was supposed to kill [ __ ] robots. I got to play hide and seek. All right, let's go. Let's play hide and seek. Ready or not, here we go. All right. All right. All right, let's go. Ready? What do I have to do? Where is she? Can you find me? Where? Wait. Oh, I have to find her. I didn't realize that. Okay. Um, all right. I got I got to find her. What's taking so long? Is that her? Yeah, I see. I see her all the way over there. Oh, [ __ ] That's right. You won't buy me next time. I'll pick a super Jesus, bro. I'm actually I'm I'm so much smarter than this kid. Kid just got farmed. Okay, now let me go and do these real quick. Yeah, bro. She sucks at hide and seek. Okay, so let me go and use So, I got 12 of these. And I guess I should I I can just lock in all these, right? Okay, I'm I'm going just do all of them. Oh, I can actually triple bingo. Okay, there it is. Look at all this. An impeccable choice. So, there it is. I'm a triple bingo again. Reinforced casing. Casing. Oh, that's actually really good, too. Damn. Okay, I got a red box. Uh, the last shot of a non- primary units deals 50% more dam Wait, that's [ __ ] ridiculous. If I use that on the laser, wouldn't that make the laser do like 6,000 damage? To provide one of our greatest That's nuts. Triple bingo. Congratulations. That's a bingo. I don't know if there's going to be another one. I'm going hold on to it. That's big. This broke as hell. Yeah, it is. Captain increases hacking range. Hacking damage. Hitting a target spawns a light blue open nodes that deal extra damage. Also, error nodes are temporarily disabled. WHAT THE HELL? OH, LOOK AT THAT. SEE, I wonder if that would really be good. I mean, I feel like that does a lot of damage, but I don't know if that's really better than my my bomb. Like, if I'm shooting bombs at him, I feel like that's much better. I'm going to save right now. I'm going to save on that. I'm not going to do it yet. Okay, so let me look. All right, so I got my mods. Uh, we got all these. Okay, good. And are there any of these that I don't really want to use? The last shot does more damage. I feel like HP being higher, attack power being better, range being I feel like every single one of these is really good. Like I I'm going to be real. I don't think I should swap a single one of these. Like maybe collateral damage for AoE. Other than that, like I'm just not really I'm not really feeling it. I feel like we honestly have such a good system that we need going on. You don't need 10% anymore. Well, no. Of course I do. Like it gives me more more health. Unfills. Oh, wait. What do you mean I don't have slots? Oh, okay. Uh let me see. Stasis net and then Oh, Riot Blaster. I want to use that. Uh I I'll maybe use the code thing. I I'll use that instead. Yeah, I'll use that just for something new. And then I have this right here. And this is combust mode, which makes it combust. Okay, so Luno mines. And we're going to get this right here, the crane operation yard. Crawl the damage is good in my run. 30% my 5k damage to everyone is nice. Yeah, exactly. Like I I probably should, but like don't they also have to be open in order for them because like it's a damage reduction, so like it maybe it's not as good. And it's also not good at all for single target. So like I don't really know. Okay, let's go. I came from here. I went the wrong way. Okay. And let's look around. And impact barrier. I don't need that. I want to keep the drones. Let's do it. I'm going to beat this [ __ ] game cuz I'm a champion. That's the long boy. All right. Um I think I just run over there, man. Like what's he realistically going to do? What's he actually going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? He's not going to do anything. I got to get up on this. See? See? See? Can't beat me. Stay away from those death clouds. Okay, let me get that. So, I'm not I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. Like, that's literally a worm. Why would I be afraid of a worm? Okay, weapon damage by 10%. Hacking damage decreases by 10. That's actually really good. I probably should use that. Okay. Get to those buildings. Shut up. Easy for you to say. Okay. Uh, let me go get that and break this. I don't need that. There's a mine here. Maybe we can use it to trip up some bots. Yeah, let's use it on the Luna Digger. What? There's a mine. Wait, so is it going to hit it? Oh [ __ ] Wait, am I fighting this thing? Wait, what? I'm going to kill it. I'm going to just kill his ass. I might get the big gun out on it, though. No, that was the big gun. Okay. Okay. All right. Here we go. How many health does this thing have? Come here, [ __ ] OKAY. WAIT. Can I execute it? No. Come. Come back down. Come back. What's wrong? What's wrong? You afraid? You afraid, [ __ ] You afraid of the champion? Those dust clouds. Yeah. HOW ABOUT THAT? OH MY GOD. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. All right. I'm focus. Focus. Focus. Yeah. Let's do this. I can't. I want to I want to grab it. Got it. Dude, I don't know if I can kill this thing or not. I should have froze it. Dude, this guy is such a [ __ ] He never gives up, huh? You can't kill it yet. Can I Can I kill this thing? Like am I doing anything that matters right now? Like like do I keep going? Hell yeah. That'll teach you not to mess with us. Wait, I did it, [ __ ] See that? I knew I could do it. That's easy, dude. Like, I give a [ __ ] about a robot. [ __ ] no, bro. Like, there it is. What an easy game. You got to be careful when the easiest game of my life. What's this stupid thing? Something's aiming at us. What's this stupid thing doing at the ready? Okay, let me go up. I guess I'm going to go inside of here. I I don't know if I'm supposed to go and hide here or not, but I'm going to go in here. What? Here it comes. Look out. Oh. Um, okay. That guy really kind of like he he kind of [ __ ] me. Jesus. Jesus. I don't know how I didn't get those in. I I don't know really. I probably should use that code thing, but I'm not ready to use it. Let me actually change that. I want to use the the bomb more often. See, I never have to use the ult most of the time. I can just pop off without the ult. Okay, maybe I can go through. Ooh, I guess I go out through here. Okay. Oh, that's right. I forgot about this. Sweet. Okay, we're making solid footing. All right, that makes it easier, right? Pretty useful, huh? Oh, I get a special item. Or is it? Get out of here, [ __ ] Let me go inside here. I didn't I didn't finish exploring this area. What the he What the hell? What in the hell? Hold on. Does this mean that someone's controlling EIS? Uhoh. Uh-oh. It's a bad guy. Well, if that's true, a photon laser at Okay. Okay. Well, we got a free box, right? Might as well get that. Ooh, two yellows. We like the yellows. What's this? How we all doing? Easy. Like it. Yeah. Like that was nothing, man. Like I thought I was going to be stressed out there. Just killed them like it wasn't [ __ ] Okay. Well, let's let's leave now. We got that stupid robot to leave, too. So, that's going to save us a lot of time. Just looking around. Okay. Let's go get that box. We might as well since we're here, right? See that? I don't even need to do that cuz the that thing isn't here anymore. Oh my god. Are you kidding me? Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Is this a joke? I [ __ ] hate this game, bro. Like, what do you mean it doesn't work? What? So, so you have to jump, but if you hold it, you don't go. Man, get the [ __ ] out of here. Whatever. All right. All right, let's go. It just works. Yeah, it sure does. Okay, I guess. The entrance to the building is over there. Is that a warehouse? Let's go find a way inside. Mhm. Okay. Um, that's a bad guy over there. Now we're ready to zap some bots in place. Taking aim. It sensors. Evil from a distance. Wait, what was it trying to hit me? Incoming. Who's trying to hit me? Look out. From who? What the hell? I I I didn't do nothing wrong. Missile spotted. But it it is I I'm getting attacked. I didn't do nothing. Wait, what the hell is this? Right back at you. What the [ __ ] Why' I get hit? Who is this? Get ready. Oh my god, now I see him. There's another guy coming over at me. I might just focus on him right now. Oh my god, I'm actually [ __ ] Okay, he's dead. All right, we're good. Damn, that [ __ ] was annoying on standby. this. Oh, there it is. Okay, now I'm back in the game. Like, that was annoying, but I'm all right now. I don't know how the [ __ ] that happened. Oh, I bet I had to jump from there to there. Oh my god, they really want me to do all that. I see now. I see now. Watch. I'm the moon boy. See that? Oh, who's this? Is this a good one? It's a bad one. Careful. What? Why? Why even move? Get the hell out of here, [ __ ] Get out of here, [ __ ] I don't want I I don't want you. I can't believe I got hit by a missile, man. Let me get that digital dominance hacking damage. Oh, that's it's opposite. Use that if you want to prioritize hacking. Oh, okay. Thank you. Okay, let's go over here. I might kill this real quick. Back off. What are you doing? You [ __ ] around? You're not [ __ ] around, are you? Projectiles incoming. Is that it? Okay, let me let me I I got to loot. I got to loot these uh these squares. Let me get the squares right now. Oh, I see it. I got him. It's over. Little [ __ ] Man, I I was messing that up big time. But we're okay now. I killed everything. I explored everything. I did everything. At least probably, right? Yeah, pretty much. Except for that one thing. I didn't get that. And I feel like I feel stupid if I don't go get that item. Okay. I literally made the same mistake I've made 50 times. Now we got a way across. Oh, I had to do that. Did anyone feel stupid? stairs around here. Don't let it get away. It's going to get It's going to get away, bro. It's going to get away. It's going to get away. What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] How does this work? I can't even get over Oh, I can. I hate this game, bro. Like, actually, I hate this game. I hate this game, literally. Like, don't tell me it disappeared. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. Damn. Lost it. They're so annoying, dude. They're so [ __ ] annoying. Like, it's not even my fault. Wait, couldn't I have just used my my item on it that would make it easier to get? Oh, [ __ ] Like, I didn't even think of that. It caught me by surprise. Okay, that's genuinely hard. Yeah, it is. It is. It's very hard to get those. The thing is that also like if you make a mistake, it resets the whole thing. So, I had to be like more careful cuz like it it is pretty sensitive and like obviously it's my fault that it's like that. But like still. Okay, let me I got to go up this way. You still have to follow the drones. Yeah. Yeah, they're hard. Like I can't imagine doing that without like the hacking increase like the the the range. Like that'd be [ __ ] crazy. And here we go. All right. We made it. But it's okay. I mean, like, [ __ ] happens, right? Let's do it. Next room. A lot of man ones that do chip damage. Yeah, maybe I should just try and shoot Where to next? I only got hit once, so I'm not even going to try. Let's check it out. Okay. Um Oh, wait. What's this? Can I get it? No, I can't. Find the rare house exit. Okay. All right. That's pretty simple. So, And then I got to move this one. Oh, it's locked. Okay. The [ __ ] is this? I get this right now. We get the Earth memory. The Diana bug net. A bug net. I wonder what that is. Uhoh. Okay. So, let me go and look around real quick. Make sure I don't miss anything else. No, I did not. All right. I got to use this one again. Okay. A new Oh, this is new heat. A hacking node. Oh. Oh, right. Okay. baddies. If only we had a Where's the heat? Oh, oops. Oh crap. I don't know what I'm doing. I was just thinking about something else. Honestly, I need I need to kill this. I hate having to fight small. I hate I hate these tight quarters, man. Stresses me out. [ __ ] All right. Where are we at? Okay. Right here. Right here. Right there. [ __ ] this, bro. Like, I'mma pop on him. Oh, look out. Right on. Oh, we got we got we execute. We got to execute. Execute his ass right now. Let's get him. Got him. He's dead. Okay. And that went pretty well. And what about in here? Do I need to go in through there? I guess I probably do. Um, okay. So, that's open, which is I guess good. And what else do I need to do now? I guess we're going to do a W. Hello. And then we're going to do a another W. All filled with lint. And then apparently that was wrong. Nothing. And then another W right there. Figures. And then maybe I go above it. I was hoping we could take some back to the shelter. What the [ __ ] do I got to do now? Physics. I don't know. Oh, is he going to pick it up? Maybe not. I don't know exactly what they want me to do. Oh, I might as well go loot that, right? Oh, wait. Oh. Oh. Oh. There it is. There it is. See? Easy. Too easy. Too easy for me, man. What a joke. Okay, now let's go. All right, we did all that. Maybe there's an item over there. I'm not sure, but let's go up All right, this another bonus box. Caution. Why does it say Oh, to ensure safety. Oh [ __ ] this is cinematic. Storage area is Take that. Over protocol on standby. This is my turn. Kill him. Next. What's the next one? You know there's more. You know there's more. What the [ __ ] is that? What the hell is that shield? That's what I was thinking. It's a DM defense system. It's trying to protect the others. I don't really know exactly how this What the hell am I supposed to do here? Yo, [ __ ] this, man. I'm so sick of this [ __ ] this. Be careful. I'm I'm just going to big dick him, man. Watch out. I I just got to big dick him sometimes. Sometimes you just got to let him know. But I'm not going to let this happen to me. I might have to hit him again. Honestly, I'm I'm feeling like I hit him again. Where's his weak spot? Where's the weak spot? Right there. I don't know how it hit me. Shouldn't hit me. You're going Oh, you have to you have to Okay, I get it now. I get it now. I get it. You see, you got to shoot him in the dick. Where? Wait. Why? Why? Don't worry. Got him. Stunn him. Take this. That was scary. I hated that [ __ ] mob, man. Hopefully I have to deal with him again. But like y'all have to admit like whenever I dropped the bomb on them, that [ __ ] went crazy. That was awesome. Very cool. Okay. And I guess I can go down there and get that in a minute. And we'll do this. Probably have to move this, too, I'm assuming. And what is this? What is this? What is we doing? Oh. Oh, you guys see it? I get it through here. I didn't even realize that. It's a bonus one. Can never get too many of the yellow things. The girl annoys me. Yeah, I uh I feel like the girl is basically it it it's cra it's basically like one of those gotcha things where it's like you uh you have this character that like is like, "Hey, [ __ ] Hey, [ __ ] Maybe you should use the box. Use the box. childless talking points. Oh, you think so? Maybe see. Can I Can I go get that? I'm just going to go get that real quick. I see what I got. I'll do that later. Let me focus on this. I got just We got to go. Exit. Let's go. What's this? Nothing here. Okay, maybe I could go up to there if I want to. That's a pretty easy one. I guess I probably should just do this one since it's literally right there, right? That was easy. Is that a bad guy? It's a bad guy. What's wrong? Now it's my turn. Got him. All right. And I probably should do something different, but I'm not going to. Are you kidding me? My passion is disabled. No, it's damaging me with the shield. Yay. Right. [ __ ] bro. We blew his ass up. Messed that up big time. That was scary. Almost got hit, but we're all right. We survived. And now we go up to the top. Oh my god. You make me go in the other box, too. Here we go. Easiest game of my life. Where's he at? Bingo. Okay. So, I need to get to there, which means I need to get to somewhere else. All right. All right. Let's go. Move up. More containers with panels. Okay. Seems like you're read this and puzzles and stuff, right? And we're going to go to like Matrix code. This is good. I wanted to get this. I have to analyze. We got to get a lot more of these, too. The underlying. Okay. Okay. I get it. You must be there to get here. I know. This is This is complicated, man. It is. Oh, I didn't see this. Okay, so Oh, I can't even use that. There we got ourselves a real [ __ ] puzzle now. Let's move that. This should be able to work, right? I feel like it should be able to work. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is this is easy. Okay. I was worried I was going to get [ __ ] stuck. Is this sponsored? No, I'm playing it for free. I actually paid $60 to play it. Actually, didn't I get the deluxe edition? I paid more than that, right? Okay. Training data. We'll get that, too. What training sims did we get? And we go up through here, right? I don't know how to get that. I have no idea. Ooh, another level or another uh another save. Should we take a break? No. Oh, I just realized uh give me a second. Move it up a little bit. That way you guys can see the health. I I didn't realize it wasn't there. No more boxes. Uh-oh. Maybe we could use that mining rig to get across. That thing supposed to be a mining rig. Four boxes on there. I don't know about that. Taking a break. No. Why would I need to do that? A champion doesn't need to do that. I'm just going to be there. What am I worried about this for? Unauthorized access to Cleveland equipment detected. Find and eliminate. Oh, who cares? Can't believe a bunch of bots over here. No, you right on. I don't know how that hit me. You're going down. I cannot aim, bro. I cannot aim. Yeah, I can guarantee you that's not it. Only two guys for four boxes. There's no way. Deploying air support. I told you. Oh, okay. They want to do it like that. That's fine. Let's do it like that. Wait, it only did that much. That's it. Tracker missile. I am [ __ ] I am a [ __ ] [ __ ] I I can't do the missiles, right? I'm going hit it right now. I'mma hit it right now. What's going on, [ __ ] Oh, what's wrong? It's on now. Take He's half. He's a shooting to me. Careful. They're hot. I'm going to hit him again. See, take this. I feel like I should get my drones out, right? Let me get the boys out. I should have done this earlier. Let's go to the side. Two jump. I'm dead. I'm dead. 3 2 It's on now. T can take this. Jesus, dude. I almost got c got. I almost got c got. But I didn't. But I didn't. I should have upgraded. Oh, I could use my laser beam, man. But you guys saw how I honestly I think that I played that really well. Like usually, like not even I play it that well, but this time I did. This time I did for sure. Uh let me go. I'm gonna pick this up cuz I feel like what happened there was that, you know, like I just pretty much went in there and I hit him with those grenade launchers. Like that [ __ ] went crazy on him. Okay. And I don't need any of these. This is all garbage. Let me go inside. That was kind of I get a [ __ ] heal. Fun. We were almost torn to pieces. I'm going to be honest. Like I this time like I I feel like we got to we got to go up and back, right? Okay. Should we take a break? Yeah. Yeah, [ __ ] We going to take a break. Like we we got we just got [ __ ] up Let me go back. I'm going to upgrade my gun. Overheat was the MVP of the fight. Well, that's because I I literally tried to overheat it. Like don't act like Don't act like I carried by it. That was a strategy. ers really zoom around fast. All right, we got to give her the bug net. You want the bug net? It's so fun talking to you, Hugh. Wait just a few seconds. All right, now we get my weapon upgrade. Now look, is this Oh, man. a princess. No, it's me wearing pretty clothes. That's not That's not a weapon up there. And I wanted to give this to you so you'd remember. Uhhuh. H I'll check with cabin. Maybe there's something in stock. How nice. How nice. Wow. Okay. So, should we just fully up I'm going to just fully upgrade this gun, Honestly, maybe I do the hacking damage. Like, I don't know. Like I might just do it. I just baldled out. I just baldled out, bro. I I ball out on like I I got the gun maxed out. Okay. And we have this now. And I'm thinking about why don't we just go I could fully upgrade the photon laser. Honestly, guys, I already made up my mind. That's done. This obviously the right decision. Like see like I mean duh. Shockwave is really strong. I don't want to do that. I want the laser. Let me go back. Still have unfilled slot. What do you mean I have unfilled slots? No, I don't. Oh, I do. Okay. And then we'll get this. All right. Good, good, good. Now I'm at 200, which is better. And now we go back to this. That was easy. Honestly, like I probably should be using the other guns more. I just feel like I'm always saving them. Like I'm like that's the one thing for me is like I always save weapons that have limited ammo cuz I never know when it's time to pop off. What's this? Seems like a nice place. This seems like a trap. I think we're getting pretty close. I feel like this is a trap. The Earth so well from here. Yep. Oh, wow. Nice and clear shot of all. The Earth always looks so blue. Down there. Every place. We're going to fix that up with global warming. You know everything about the Earth, don't you? I've always save them till you never need them. Exactly. Stargazing. And to be fair, like I do use them. I do use them in instances and clear skies went all the way to the Namib Desert once. You save crabs fighting the big crab because there might be an even bigger crab. Adventures for some. But my parents supported me the whole way. Told me to do what I wanted to do. Do whatever the hell you want. Yeah. And you learn it's not enough to hear or read about a thing. Sometimes you got to live it. Damn. You got to be about that life. You I want to go too. Go where? To all the places you've been. All of them. Oh. Oh, it's a memory. Is that so? Oh, I can get a me. Oh [ __ ] Then let's do it. Look at that. A tent. Let's do it. Okay, great. This guy went to the moon and got a daughter. Can you believe that? And what's this? this. Do I have to click this? Um, I don't want either one of those, honestly. I already have everything maxed out anyway, so I shouldn't really need it. And I can't go in through here, right? Okay, let's go through here. Feel like it's going to be a boss. I'm feeling like this is a big boss situation. Or at least it was. Looks like a [ __ ] hole to me. Maybe the Luna digger did this. What do you mean? Like it would destroy the whole thing. Was she stupid? What is this? What do you want? What are you doing? What are you doing? Get the [ __ ] away from me, man. There's more. There's more. I guarantee there's more. There's not. Okay. I was What's going on with my suit? Oh, it's poison goop. I got to be careful. What? Wait, that's the guy from the beginning. The heck is that thing? You say you're one of the mill walker. What the [ __ ] There's some kind of interference. What in the What that was? I'm not so sure. I think it's that black stuff that's doing this. That black stuff. First, now mysterious black goop. Let me guess real quick. Good. Exploration champion. So, he's got the black goop. My suit's acting up again. This doesn't seem like a typical case of suit degeneration. No, it's not. So, like what is it? They got like Is there like a moon virus or something? I think there's like a moon virus, guys. That's a moon virus right there. You can tell. Look at it. Okay. Remember that photon laser I've never used? You guys remember that? We got to go do it again. Okay. What's this? Just a red key. Okay. Red gate. Now we can enter a red zone. Did you get a chance to look at the fire? Oh, they're going to explain it. Ah, right. You mean that one about a mysterious substance that dissolves organic matter? Based on those results, we could be I mean, I don't know. We've been handling them now for like what years? They wouldn't hide something that serious, now would they? But there's always the possibility we could be working. I wouldn't worry about it. Anyway, isn't it time to change shifts? Yeah. All right. I got to drop by the Nexus Tahoe before my shift starts anyways. Well, you're heading over that way till Carrie us. I bet Carrie's dead. I bet she dead. You want to go back to the shelter and poop? All right, I'll loot this. Let's move. Pro vaccine bots. You This game is just like It's like more propaganda to get a vaccine. Wait, you. We can get into the Nexus Tower from over there. Oh, okay. That's easy. Let me just go over there. Welcome to the Nexus Tower. Entrance to the tower is strictly prohibited. Any attempt to enter the facility will result in your immediate termination. Shut up. I'll do whatever I want. Thanks for the warm welcome. I'll see myself in. I'll do whatever the hell I want. What's Oh my god. So, are you telling me there's [ __ ] Oh no, man. Oh, I thought I could double click it. That's impressive, honestly, that I'm that bad. It really like honestly like I really should be proud of myself that I'm this [ __ ] Oh, that's just like normal people aren't that [ __ ] Only a professional could be that [ __ ] like me. So that's a bad boy. I'll tell you right now, that's a bad boy. All right, I got to move. I'm going to move forward. I'mma bait it. OVERC. I don't know if I need to be over there. I think that maybe I need to be over there. Let me go over there and see what happens. This is it. It's It's scary cuz that [ __ ] that worm, man. If it wasn't for that worm, I would be a lot more aggressive, but I'm afraid. Oh, that's an [ __ ] We don't like him. That's just Wait, could I just kill him from here? Oh, this ret can't do anything. What an idiot. What a [ __ ] [ __ ] bro. Like, is he going to come back to me? If I move away, he should run back, right? Yeah, he will. There he is. He's dead. Oh, he's not dead. Okay, dude. How is this? All right, I'mma laser him. The [ __ ] out of here, dude. Get the [ __ ] out of here. That's called being smart. Oh, that was bad. That was bad. Okay. Um, the Pepega gun. It is. I mean, I spent all those points on the upgrades. I better better use them. Preparation complete. Okay. I'm just thinking about how I should handle this. See, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. This [ __ ] can't do anything. I'm safe spotting him. Oh, you want some more? You want the laser, huh? You want the laser? [ __ ] it went away. Damn, shooting them where they can't hit me really works well. I should have done this more. It's going to [ __ ] kill It's gonna It's going to [ __ ] kill me. Like, it's going to [ __ ] kill me, man. It's going to [ __ ] kill me. Here it comes. I'm dead. I'm dead. It's over. It's over. It's over. I'm dead. Can I destroy this better? No, I popped these guys off. Overdrive. Lost them. As much as like I would want to try to like get head shots, like I just don't think it's worth it. Even though I And then I immediately try and do it. Guess that. Okay, that's easy. And now I go talk to that guy or go loot that guy, I mean. And what's this, homie? Oh, that's the that's the loser guns. Wait, what's this? What do you want? What are you doing in my game? Oh, you want one? All right. Where'd he go? See, I didn't want to have to do it to him, man. But they keep asking for it and it has to happen. I hit him with the grenade launcher. I didn't even need to do that. I just had to flex on him. Let him know. Wait, what's this? Wait, who's this? Who's this guy? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? What are you doing with my game? Oh, just Why are they Why these guys are so dangerous? I feel like Damn. like and I literally just went and got hit by him. I actually hate myself. Okay, let me I'm going to heal just in case there's another wave after this. Take this next. Let's go. Broom. You're the big boy. You know you're going to [ __ ] me again. Oh my god. I hate this game, bro. All right. We're going to ball out. We're going to ball out right now. Wait, why? Why is it not Why is that not working? Overdrive protocol initiated. Easy carry. Yeah. I I just like I I hit the the beam. It didn't work for some reason. I don't know why it didn't work. That was weird. I That was like I don't know what the [ __ ] that was. Okay. Well, whatever. It doesn't matter. Let me heal actually. Like that was That was [ __ ] hard. That was actually That actually No, it wasn't. And it was not hard. I I just played bad. That's not even true. Is this the Photon? No, it's not. I I never recognize what this Oh, I overhealed. I I'll just I'll use the thing again. What? Oh, I hit the wrong button. Oh, I hit the wrong button again. There. We're getting good at this. container masters coming through. Okay, good. Carry about by Android. I I honestly like I'm just glad that worked out the way it did cuz like I I didn't even think to use that and then it just was like that button came up. I was like I should use that. I just did it. That saved me. I I like those mobs are so annoying, man. Preparation complete. Okay. So, I guess I got to go to there. I think that I can go all the way back now, right? So, what if I go to here? Party clean. What if I stand on it? Maybe if I stand on it. Think cabin will like See, I never actually touch the ground. I got to be sneaky. Just barely. Just barely, man. Okay, now we go to this Go over to here. Jesus, man. See, I I knew they were going to [ __ ] me. I was ready to get [ __ ] the entire time. I was prepared. I was prepared. Like, I I I know the [ __ ] that this game could intend. You want one? You're going to get it. I hate my [ __ ] wife, man. I I [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] How you like this? So [ __ ] embarrassing, man. How do How do you mess that up? [ __ ] I'm just going to kill him. Is that it? Jesus. Okay, so now we go back. And not We're good. We're good. Everything's fine. And now now I should be able to go all the way over. Nice. I don't know if I have to do that or not. I'm assuming I don't. Actually, I [ __ ] up my jump there. I was surprised I made it. Too easy. Too easy for me. I can't wait. It is control terminal's got to be up ahead, right? Ooh, this could be the boss. I hope so. This 100% the boss. Yes. Yes. I I All right. I'm I'm going to get I'm going to get my heals back cuz I use four heals and I'm going to get the laser beam. Like I I'm going to I'm going to be totally ready to ready for this. You like that weapon? Why did you thank Edus? Give her a tint. There you go. One coin. Read Earth memory series complete. Oh, I finished the new one. Related objects. Damn, we did it. Damn, I made the whole thing for her. map. Go play some more. Camping is so much fun. Oh my god, look at all that. God damn. God damn. And I can't do any of the upgrades. And so, let me go over here and see that. I'm thinking that we upgrade. Oh, man. And I'm thinking that maybe we could potentially possibly upgrade the drone. Let's upgrade the drone. And that way the drone is maxed out. And then we'll upgrade. We could do the hacking gauge, too. Like I I don't really know which one's better. Like I think I'm going to use the I'm going to do this. I'm going to do repairs cuz like repairs are guaranteed going to be good no matter what. I probably actually should have got that, but thrusters. That's all right. I don't need to worry about that. I'm ready to ball out. Let's go. Okay. And we got all the weapons set up. Everything's perfect. Honestly, like I think that this is You know what? I'm going to just swap over. Like I don't really like I never use this code generator [ __ ] anyway. I never use either one of them. Who gives a [ __ ] I might as well just keep it on there. All right, let's go. Tower access point. When can you give her an iPad? That would be funny. You give her an iPad and she like stops talking. She like becomes non-verbal. It's just like it makes it [ __ ] Looks like the only way is down. I guess I might I might as well get that box, right? Super easy box. Easiest box in my life. H wonder what we can get for that at the shelter. got it. That's three out of three, boys. I got this special sound. You know what that means? It means I'm a winner. I thought there was going to be a boss in here. Are these tunnels? Oh, they're probably they're probably dug. Son of a gun. You Look at all the [ __ ] Luna diggers. It's like a damn junkyard. Okay. Got to move forward. There's a bad boy I owe you. Easy. Whoa. Do it. See what happens. What? Trying to hide. Where are you? He's right there. Do it. I'm I'm getting mad. How the [ __ ] did I not hit it? How did I not hit it at the beginning whenever I got it with the laser? Bunch of [ __ ] man. I had that planned out. Dark Souls 2. We'll obviously go get that. He's fine. Yeah. No, I was like I I was about to hit him with the bomb. I blew him up, but I wasn't ready for He's going to do the [ __ ] [ __ ] I open nothing. Nothing to the champion. What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? You dead one. I like them a lot better when they don't move. Move. Move. Where? Yeah, that scared the [ __ ] out of me. Holy [ __ ] You Something's glowing. This has a question mark. Oh, I see. So, this is Lunum. Lunam's the ore you use to make Luna filament, right? Yeah. First time seeing it in person, And I've got Luna filament inside me, too, right? I don't know. Say it can do anything. So, sure. I guess it's possible. Can I do anything, too? Maybe not anything, but maybe not. I'd say you're doing good enough. You're a woman. Of course not. I'm doing good. What's this? Look around. We're finally going to reboot Edus. Oh [ __ ] It's time. Okay. All right. All right. Let's go. Damn thing's getting on my last nerve. Hey, Megan. Been a while. I'll be a little after. Oh, he's trying to cheat. He's trying to hook off on her. Great. All right. Really? What happened? What was this? That's the problem. People used to work for Open AI. What happened? him. Sam Alman's using AI to spawn aliens through portals. Nothing is getting done. That's probably true. He's not in the lab. Then where is he? Yeah, that's probably definitely mental pragmatics. Who? Of course. High level stuff going on there. No. I mean, I know about it, but I still haven't gone in yet. You have to take a special tram to get there. A special tram. We got to go over there. I feel like I haven't even t Have I even taken damage? I feel like I haven't. Right. it. You know, it wasn't until like halfway through the game that I found out I didn't have limited ammo. All right, let's go. Let's go. Eas's main frame's close. Where's this [ __ ] Oh. Oh, boy. All right. I got to use a bathroom before I beat his ass. You know it's about to happen. All right, it's time for me to beat the game. Let's go. Where's that [ __ ] Where's that worm? Up there. I got to kill that stupid ass worm. unregistered guests, this is your final warning. Presence in this area may result in physical harm and or death. Please withdraw immediately. I'm going to have to climb up on this. You'd make a lousy friend. I get it. warmed our way out of it. We warmed our way out of it. Good one. Sorry. See, how can you say it's not a dad simulator? He's making dad jokes. Come on. Where'd you go? He's right there, obviously. Look, it's our old friend. Can't run away this time. It's pointless. Just keep coming for us. Time to bury this thing for me. I'm just trying to get an idea how this works. Okay, do it. Is that bad? Yeah, it's bad. It's not wide open. Shoot it. Careful. They're caught. I'm not afraid. Be careful. I'm not afraid of this thing, bro. Like, not at all. Like, honestly, it should be afraid of me. I'm going to hit with a bomb. What's up, Now, okay. Or wait. All right. All right. All right. I spaghetti there. I should have done something else. Okay. Got it. I'm going to get the drones out. Go or what? What did it say? I don't know. I'm not going to listen to this. What the [ __ ] Move where? Oh boy, we got little ones. Let me try hacking. Where the little ones? I don't even see them. I don't even know where they are. Wide open. Shoot it. Got it. Dodge. Dodge. [ __ ] I missed. All right, second one. Big dick spotted now, too. I've only got I only got one more and I have to use my laser. Whoa. What the [ __ ] Shooting him in the back. Wait, what? Already? Oh, you're gassed out already. No. No. I I I DIDN'T I didn't know. I didn't know. I I wasn't paying attention. I Yes. What's that? Is that going after me? What's it going after me for? What' I do? I didn't do nothing. I'm innocent. I'm innocent. Leave me alone. What the heck? Stop, man. Okay, we got it. LET ME HANDLE THEM. I'm a [ __ ] Hit it. I'm going to hit it. I'm going to hit him. Honestly, I'm going just I'm I'm going to just I'mma ball out him. I'mma ball at him right now. I'm hit him with the ball. Wait, what? How' I get hit from? What? Jesus Christ. I'm actually a piece of [ __ ] I'm actually a piece of [ __ ] Okay, let's get this out. Cover him. They're coming. He actually like that that laser. See, I saved it for the right time. I saved it for the right time. When's the right time? It's right now. Hell yeah. Damn. Look at all that [ __ ] I just got a new shelter key, too. [ __ ] yeah. All right. I did all the way around the circle now. So, I don't know what's going to happen. Here we come. Time to meet us. Let's do it. This is the big one. Your drones were autokilling the ads. Yeah, I kind of put that together. Like I was like, that's actually really useful. Oh no. What is this place? What's with these bodies? I think this black stuff got them. What the hell? What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Entrance to this area is prohibited. Voluntary withdrawal is recommended. I got your withdrawal right here. Time to stick my boot up your holographic ass. Subject has declined to evacuate. Anti-personnel measures activated. We got to kill him. We got to kill him. us. Oh, it doesn't affect her. You got this. Turn them off. Turn them off. Turn them off. Get rid of them. Come on. It's like a gravity thing. Is it dead? Is he dead? Did he die? Diana. That was incredible. it's rebooting. This is what happens to my computer if the graphics card breaks. Initiating command code E990. Administrative privileges to 8 restored. Resuming transfer of dead filament to the central port. Wait. Hey, that was the little kid. Thank you for your cooperation. What is all this? But I thought we stopped it. Great. Transfer dead to central. Transfering dead. What are you doing here? What the [ __ ] Not contact is What is all that? Why would he do that? Why would he do that? Yo, what the [ __ ] Did it just kill her? Oh no. You've completely ruined her. Hardly. I truly needed your assistance. But I must complete my objective to spread dead filament across the earth. Why? No. Why? Yeah. Why would we want to do that? Understand? What a waste. Transfer your death to the central point. Thank you for your cooperation. Transfer dead. We now we got to kill the kid. So is Diana dead? It's not. There's no way it's dead, Where's her AR? Where's your Where's Where's the other way? Wait. Let's head back. What happened the other way, guys? We need to rec. This is bad. This is real bad. Alert. Emergency signal received from DI3367. Oh no. Oh, initiating pragmata protection protocol. Switching pragmata protection protocol. That's probably a good idea. Can't Can't Won't won't this like redo her? This will redo her, right? Okay, I guess not. Wait. Oh [ __ ] Oh, he's he's upset, too. Guidance mode activated. Please proceed to the special tram right The special tram. Where's that going to take us? Experimental pragmatics. Oh no. Okay, let's go. What the heck? This trap always been here. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. Uh, what? I I get the drones again. Okay, good. And we got everything else set up. All right. Oh, it says it says use it, right? Ride the tram. Experimental pragmatics. Pragmatic sight platform. Those drones helped me a lot, huh? On that last fight, I didn't even realize I used them at the right time. Diana. Damn it. I don't like this. Hang on, kiddo. Model D I 0336. Oh, that's her name. Oh, is that going to respawner? Maybe that machine over there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. But what if you put like the black [ __ ] in there? Wouldn't that be bad? Why would she do this? She's They're supposed to be the same, but I don't understand her at all. Hey, don't worry about that. We got to microwave the kid back to uh back to the way it's supposed to be. I wonder maybe it won't work cuz this the filament. I bet it won't work. Oh, it will. Damn. Damn. What now? Mhm. Sufficient energy. What? They didn't charge it. How many times I got to go through this? But now she's got she's like infected, right? Am I all better? No. [ __ ] no. No. I got to get that junk out of you and get you back on your feet. Wait here. It's like uh leprosy. I'm coming with you. You can't. Not like that. You need to rest. You I'm going. now let's move now. Let's go get you that reactor. All right, so she's all kinds of [ __ ] up now. Diana, stay with me. I'm here. Oh no, is she going to die? You know, you could have stayed behind. You're okay without me. No, no, it's just don't overdo it. All right. I'm sh. Some kind of noise is affecting my hat. You all right? Yeah, let's do this. All right. I I got to watch out. So, I can't hit the pers. I cannot hit the pers. Watch out. Go. This does make it harder. Well, how do I How do I get in? How do I get to that? Like, I'm just really confused. Like, how do I How do I get to it if it Oh, okay. Okay. I was like, wait, what? I think this black stuff is Don't worry. we'll get you fixed up soon. We got to stay focused, guys. We don't want to make any mistakes. It just slows you down. Yeah. Yeah. Now I understand. It's okay. I got a repair kit. That's good. No way around this. We just got to push through. Okay. So, I can't touch the Hang in there. Uh, is there a way I can just Honestly, I'm just going to I'm just going to Okay, that part I just I just didn't want to deal with it, man. Purple reduces your ult charge. Oh, it does. I didn't even notice that. Holy [ __ ] I never use the ult anyway, but like now I'm never going to. Hey, down there. Is that a reactor? I got my health back up, which is good. Uh, homing missiles. Do I want to use those? No. Okay, I got over that. Okay. So, it just slows it down. All right. I was confused. I'm not even going to try and loot that. Where are they? It is done. work on the pragmata prototype. It will be a fine replacement for Daisy in the clinical trials ahead. Daisy, the projector's broken. Hey, if that was you, then Yeah, that was Dr. Higgins. that's right. Uh-huh. Damn, look at all this [ __ ] It's all messed up. They better not make me fight one of those [ __ ] invisible [ __ ] I better not have to fight one of them. You will need to give us clear, actionable data to cure Daisy. That is your most important purpose. Her name's Daisy. My purpose. Oh, seven. The doctor spent years researching rare diseases. Is it? Oh, so he's the upgraded version of her. Yeah, I just finished processing the memory data from 8. Now what? I was created to help the doctor save Daisy, but I failed in my purpose. Damn. What do you mean? I wasn't good enough. Whoa. What are you What are you doing? What are you [ __ ] doing in my game? Hey, wait. Why Why not work? my turn. I'm just going to line up. Yeah, I always try and do it in the middle of that. It's like I feel like I can't really do it the same way. Yeah, it keeps hitting me. Careful. Oh, it's a machine gun. That's why I kept getting hit. I was like, why is it like I thought I dodged the first time I didn't realize this is a second type of weapon. Okay. Um, let's go. At least the mobs aren't that hard to kill, right? Like, these aren't that bad. Oh my god. They're going to give me this How might I get through this around this track? I'll try to steer clear. Oh my god. This is so annoying. Wait, did I not get it? Yes, that's that. that was brutal. You okay back there? I'd overdo it, No. No. Wait. How'd that hit me? It wasn't even my name. He's shooting me. this is a real [ __ ] man. Really is. I did I do that right? Like I I Wait, did I actually get that? Like cuz I tried to do it the exact same time. You didn't get hit? dude. I I got to get more of those uh those bombs, man. Like I I'm relying on those bombs pretty heavy. Okay. Um I think we're going to start having to use the laser beam. I think so. I think we I think we break out the laser beam. Like we're struggling a lot in this area, so I think we use it. If they got the cash to build this place, they could at least spare an extra reactor. Drone hive. I want to save it for if there's something that's that's more dangerous. That really wasn't that dangerous for me. Please don't. Please, bro. Please do not. Please do not. Please. Pretty gutsy looking. God, that one's got a [ __ ] red. Oh my god. I think these were made to fight. More security. Great. Oh, it's fine. It's fine. Okay. I was worried. I was very worried. Okay. The Higgins lab. Okay. This is it. This is where she was made. Dr. Higgins like all the doctor ever talked about was Daisy. damn. Christmas is right around the corner. Christmas. I'm sorry. I can't spend it with you. Once you're better, I'm done. No more research. I'm coming home. We're so close. Just hang on a little longer. So they were living apart. He had to be here on the moon for his research. So he he he 3D printed another another daughter. Okay. All right. We got to get ready for All that work, it was all for Daisy and the research and you everything. Excuse me. Sorry. Let's go up here. Huh? Another incompatibility. Another failure. The results are always the same. The pragmata fails to adapt to the mutation. Damn. There is no time for this. So she's dysfunctional. Forget about seven. We must find another Wait. So he he so he abandoned her. The inaugural subject profile will be my daughter Daisy. See? Yeah. What I'm saying? Yeah. An incompatibility. I didn't do what he wanted. I didn't do what he want. Damn. That what they call him? Like one kit don't work. You just 3D print another one. Your daughter's condition on Earth is worse than Oh [ __ ] Wait. Oh, like so his daughter like died or something. So, this is where we part ways. Oh. Oh, there it is. You may forget who I am, but I will always remember you. She got her memories reset or something. We'll meet again someday. Yeah, when you try to kill him. Yeah, you're trying to kill him, man. Of course, it's not the item I wanted. yeah. What an idiot, bro. Like, what a dumbass. What an [ __ ] At least there's no more [ __ ] boys trying to kill me. Shut down record. The unit's memory. See, that's why I said, yeah, it so it deleted the memory of the of the little girl. That's what it was. Hey, Diana. Here we go. A reactor. Why are they giving me guns? I'm getting a lot of guns, man. Oh, I see. Oh, then we should turn around, right? Damn it. What the hell is he doing here? What's he doing here? Get the hell out of here, man. Watch out. Hey. Don't [ __ ] off. He was shooting to me. Oh, [ __ ] Not again. I didn't know he's in the middle of that animation. Nice. Stay with me now. Uhoh. Bro, I hacked him too many times. Really? Hold on. Get you better. Come on. Stay with me. Got the reactor. Now it's your turn. Okay. So now now we got to recharge her, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We go in here. It's finally a positive result. This could be the key to saving Daisy. All thanks to you, Eight. We must proceed carefully, but with your help, we'll get there. I guess I will have to pull the plug on Seven. A pity. But it's served its purpose. I'm useless. He put me in the vat. Sh. Easy now. I got you. Come on. Come on. Come on. Plug it in. There you go. That's her memories. Are these your memories? I was useless. I'm useless. No, Diana, stop. Don't think like that. Think about what you want. The ocean. Oh, yeah. I want to go with you. H to undo it. Here we go. There you go. Yeah, that's good. Real good. Just hang in there and we'll go anywhere you want. But if it says memory reboot, wouldn't that reset all of our memories? Who the [ __ ] is this? God damn it. Not now. How the [ __ ] am I going to kill this thing? Well [ __ ] This is the same freaking bot. I feel like there's a bit of a problem. I can't take this thing on if I'm going to leave here. Like we have a bit of a situation here, Like you know the situation being that like Oh, okay. Here we go. Here we Okay, that's that's a big situation. Oh, she's loaded in. I feel different. Something's changed. protocols initiated. Alted on him. I better not have that [ __ ] where it goes slow now. Nice fight. Get up. Wait, you still have full health. Thank you. Wow. I must say, not sure if you got a fix or an upgrade. Mhm. Did I do good? you did great. Hey, Hugh, when that black stuff got on me, I just felt so sad and empty. Sad, huh? like he picked up on her feelings or something through all that gunk. What if A feels like that all the time? But what she's doing, that's wrong. Yeah, I think so, too. Let's go stop her. What about the big robot? I'm still waiting for that [ __ ] to come back alive. Wait, what? Wait. Oh [ __ ] Wait, what the [ __ ] Yeah, we're out of here. Oh, damn. Cuz it grabbed him. Deletion protocol. Okay. So, it's just like way better. All right. Got it. Let's head back to the shelter to regroup. he's cooked. Yeah, he's a bit cooked. I guess it must be this way. Damn, that dude stressed me out. Didn't see this crap when we first got I can get rid of it now, too. Wait, what? Hold E to charge, unleash, cleanse. I wonder if that I bet that does damage. Let me do it on this one, too. I'll get rid of it. Can I move with her charging? Yeah, I can. Well, that's crazy. there's more blocking the trans one of I'll handle it. Back to the shelter. There it is. He got the scarlet rot. Yeah. Fix up New destination has been added to the tram line. Oh, want to want to do like a misfunction whenever it tries to heal Central port. We got to go right to the Once we're ready, let's head to the central port. We've got to stop and get back to Earth. Functions have been added to the cabin system. Shelter level upgraded. Central terminals now loaded with shiny new stuff. Let's take the tram to the central port at the central port. I wonder when it's expanded. Okay. Um, let me do I think honestly why don't we just do hacking damage if she's already upgraded? Like now I feel like we we we like go hard on that. Okay, shelter level's been upgraded. New items can be printed. Okay, so this one's done. The laser. I think we use the laser. I think we go with the laser, Like, I'm going to do big dick laser and then Oh, [ __ ] I didn't see triple charge, man. [ __ ] it. I'm going to just honest I'm just going to use that. Like, as soon as I get 3,000 more, I'm just going to use it again. [ __ ] I didn't see God damn it, man. I wish I'd seen that. Okay. Let me get upgrade. We've procured a new stamp. A new stamp board, please. Have a gander. Okay. There it is. All right. Um, a bingo chain. That's interesting. I don't know what that does. Hacking mines. Okay, I'm just going to get all these. ex extends fast moves timing window. That's pretty good. Another red gate. Okay, good. Well done. You can get another upgrade at level five. Really? I didn't know that. A chain in the matrix. Okay, good. And I'm going to get all these two. An impeccable choice. I feel like this is the right decision. An impeccable joint. And another bingo. And let me make sure there's nothing else here that I really want to get. Oh, I can't yet. Okay, doesn't matter. It's fine. All right, so we got this done. hacking mines. Okay, I'm not going to worry about that. All right, I think that's good. We hope you enjoy your purchase. Okay, perfect. So, now we got to go to the central the central port and take care of it. What does it want? If I leave the balloons out, will they pop? All right, weapon load out. And so we got to get right now. We're going to get the riot blaster. Honestly, I think that might be my favorite gun. I love the riot blaster. That shit's so good. Okay, let's ride the train. We go to Central Port. Let's do it. Let's beat this [ __ ] You ready to do this? Yes. I want to stop her, but I can't believe she's acting this way. She's [ __ ] We're both pragmata, so there's got to be a way to get along, Nope. Nope. Pragmatic or not, doesn't mean she'll listen to what you've got to say. I just don't want to hurt her. We're just going to turn her off. We'll see what we can do. That means we're going to kill him. I feel like now that I have that upgrade, like that's going to be crazy. Oh [ __ ] Here we go. Transport head to eight, right? Okay, let's go along with eight. Oh, I I know how to do this. Oh, damn. There's a lot of this poison [ __ ] huh? I got to try to avoid all That way it doesn't kill me. This is where all the dead filament's going. Huh? We got to stop her. Damn right. Oh, we Turkey. Damn, that's actually pretty good. I'm stronger now. Dang. Protocol activate. Okay. I wonder how often I'll be able to use that. I feel like I'm not really going to have to use it a whole lot, but sometimes I will. Like this. Yeah, I think cuz it only does 100 damage. That's not like crazy crazy good, right? It's just like effective. Okay, let me get that. Pick that up Overdrive protocol. It's a good knock at Yeah, I think it's more for CC. Like I would say more than anything. This looks like a place I might have to fight somehow. I mean, like all these like these LOS points. Like I feel like this is going to be some [ __ ] Eight wants to take that stuff to the Earth. Oh, cuz it's programmed to save his If it gets loose. Oh, damn. That' be a total disaster. Damn. Look at that. I wish she'd stop. Yeah, that'd be a good idea. That's why we're going to stop her. So true. Well, now what? Uh-oh. See, I told y'all some [ __ ] was going to happen. They're moving up. hacking potential for I got him. No, you going down. I just I I don't want to deal with multiple mobs, you know. Charging. Watch this. What's wrong? What's wrong? How about that? Come on. A little bit of that. Oh, there it is. Hit him with the force punch. Like, y'all have to admit like that riot blaster, that [ __ ] goes crazy. That damage. There's going to be some more of them. I just know it. Hey Diana, don't count on eight hearing you out anymore. Yeah. Yeah. They're crashed out hard. Yeah. Yeah. Well, whatever happens, don't hold back. This is going to be the second level. I wonder if I'm going to have to do it again. [ __ ] do it. Stop scootering around. HERE IT COMES. Look out. Here they come again. Yeah, bro. Like, there's so many of these cops right now. That was close. Let's get to the orbital elevator. They almost hit me there. It was a little dangerous. Why does it never give me the my laser? It never never gives me the good guns. It only gives me the bad guns. It's annoying. Can't forget. I bet you'd love Mass Effect. Yeah, I think they maybe I would like I don't know. Oh, wow. Look at all this. Be careful. It's infested with death elements. Gives a [ __ ] this crap again. Give a [ __ ] Oh, okay. Walker is acting weird. Be careful. Good job. What's wrong with check? That was easy. That's kind of cool. Okay, there's another one. We need to punch them. Oh, I didn't see that. That water didn't hurt. That was really close. Yeah. Let's take this. That was really close. Almost got hit. Shit's scary. Okay. What's that? Um I don't know if I'm supposed to go here or there. Let me check what I have to do here. Oh my god. Really? This stupid [ __ ] again. Time to hide. How about this? See, I didn't know if that was going to work. I didn't. That makes it honestly that makes it so much easier. So, I I can just punch him in the head. Gets rid of their uh their invisible [ __ ] man. The sensor kill. Yeah. Untap potential hacking node usage. Okay. Well, that's just like that's just like really good. Use that with hacking notes. You Yeah, that that's actually Yeah, that's just like really good. Okay, let me look. I could get that. Let me let me focus on this though. Get this. Go up to here. Get that. At least there's nobody none of those other mobs here. Oh, but this this part's about to be hard. Honestly, I feel like I have so many tools now. Like, I'm not really afraid of anything. I'm not afraid. Like, I I think that honestly like I just go in there and I just do it. Famous last words, right? You need something. It's on now. Take this. Oops. Take this. time for a cleanup. Watch out for that stuff. Please don't give me another one. Please don't give me another one. Please. The top of the chain. That bright yellow thing isn't torren coming up. I dodge it. Right. My god. Let's do it for me, will you? It's coming right for us. Let me clear the port. I'll take care of it. Jesus Christ. Back on Oh Jesus Christ. Get in. That was hard. Holy [ __ ] that was hard. make sure I get my heals back. Welcome to something. Okay. Under the right conditions. That you live though. I did. I live. Subject. This won't be nearly enough. I'll need more. Much more. If we are to cause a global chain reaction. Global chain reaction. Uh, that sounds really bad, right? This like a a nuclear bomb. A dangerous discovery. Some kind of black substance dissolves organic matter. Something about being a pinched nationwide outbreak. She's using dead filament to destroy the That sounds really bad. Oh [ __ ] Look at all this. Oh, look at it. All transferred dead villain. Designated room is at 70%. Holy [ __ ] Look at how big this area is. Am I supposed to hit that? Oh, I'm going down. There's going to be mobs I'm about to fly. You know it. Look. Wait. Well, maybe not. That's all dead food. It must have come in from all over the cradle. That much crap ever reaches Earth. Came over. you still up for this? You'll be there, too? You bet. That's a lot of That's a lot of that filament, man. So, we made it. It's not a straight shot. That's not a good thing, is it? At all. Looks like we'll have to go through that building. Head for the orbital elevator. If I'm able to get a a reset, I'm going to do a reset. I bet there will be like right after this, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Training data. Okay, good. And then we get the red box. How many do we get? That should give us access to and then Yeah. Yeah, bro. Like I I'm I'mma reset this real quick. You want to go back to the like I I was getting [ __ ] big time. Like major [ __ ] Mad refund. Yeah, it's so true, bro. So true. Honestly, like I was expecting her to die. You like that weapon, huh? I was. I thought she about to die. I was like, "Yep, yep. You going to do that [ __ ] huh? Okay, we got everything. Yeah, it's all set up. Okay, good. Back to this. All right, good. No, I was I was I thought she were going to die. I thought that that's just what I thought was going to happen. I didn't say I wanted to happen. That's just what I thought was going to happen. Okay, let's go this way. Oh [ __ ] The heck. So what happens? I hit that I can't cleanse this. I can see that overcol. Got it. Easy enough. A box. Let's get the box. I ate the wrong button. I just all I want is to not have to deal with those one guys that those those big uh guys you got to shoot him in the head. I'm really afraid of that. I'm I'm I'm pussying out. I'm totally pussying out right now. By the way, I'm like massively pussying out. Get like cuz I I know they're going to try to ambush me or some [ __ ] right? Like I want to take any No risks. Wow. What's below here? Box. Let's go get the box. This is good actually cuz like now now I'll be able to upgrade. I'm going to get that last mod slot. I feel like that's even better than the laser beam. And if I get 6,000 I'm going to get both. I hate this [ __ ] game. God [ __ ] Are you kidding me? That's the woman. Go away. I'm still pull out. It's exactly how we want to do it. That's the one behind the correct bag. Maybe if I hit it again. What happens if I hit it again? See how [ __ ] annoying this thing is? Then it turned around, didn't it? All right. One more down. Keep it up. You Turtis. Jesus. Okay. Hopefully that's the last one, right? No. No idea. You This one's different. Be careful. I don't know what it is. Why is that so much health incoming? The rubber arms. Overdrive protocol activated. That didn't work. It didn't work. Will you get [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I thought I could dodge into that and it would give me the the bullet time. You incoming with the rubber arms. Where is it? I I I don't know how to you. Can you Jesus Christ? That thing was no joke, man. That was no joke. That actually killed me. Holy [ __ ] man. Needs a lot more cleansing. Yeah. See, I didn't know that. What's the rest of it? Okay, but no. Oh, now now do I get Oh, now I can do the upgrade. No, no, I I died on purpose. I died on purpose. I wanted to die. The mods slot. Okay, that's good. Oh no, I forgot to get RC car. All right, so now I can do what? Wait, weapon loadout. Okay. Uh, equip mods. I'm going to use that untapped potential. That's the That's the one I'm going to use. Okay, everything else is good. That [ __ ] was hard. That was brutal, man. Holy [ __ ] You got to cleanse and shoot the glowing yellow circles to stop the gum from regrowing. I I just don't know how it Whatever that dot with the squiggly arms, that's an anomaly. I guess dead filament's messing things up again. I should be able to cleanse it if you get close. Look out for its targeting center. Okay, that that should not happen. All right, so we're going to do it right this time. Okay, we're going to do it right. We're not going to do it wrong. Like whatever we did last time is not it's not going to happen again. Turn in. I'll take care of you. All right, that's one core down. I see. I understand that. Protocol activated. going to hurt this. I understand there's a there's a misunderstanding on the mechanic. Now that I get it, this will be easy. I always It's on now. I should have healed. I'll take care of him. All right. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. This is so BS. dude. It does so much damage. Am I doing it the right way now? Like I don't even know. [ __ ] got him. Holy [ __ ] I'm okay. God damn, that was hard. That guy almost got my ass. Oh, he did actually to be fair. Like I didn't know about that yellow thing. As soon as I knew about that, everything else made sense. It was easy. I assume though that's the way it worked. We can't go this way. Can you get rid of this stuff? Uh, let's go this way. Maybe if we can get it at the source. Cradle logistics overview. So that's how it moving everything so fast. We don't have much time. I'm still on cool down. Getting close. Over protocol activated. What the This This [ __ ] poison shit's so annoying. All right. Where do I have to Maybe it's over here. There. I'm getting [ __ ] man. I'm getting [ __ ] big time. This is brutal. Okay, at least there's nothing here. Makes it a lot easier. Get a free box. Yeah. Yeah. Shit's hard, man. Like that. Honestly, it's not even about that that makes it hard. It's the delay that makes it hard. whenever you're doing the hacks like that in my opinion is the challenging part. The other part is pretty easy honestly I would say. Okay, heat transfer. Oh, I probably should use that. Bots aren't as scary when they're overheated. True. So true. Let's go next. I go through here. It's like the path back. Let's go. Are you uh not always to go around the purple squares? Uh, no. Not always. Oops. All right. I did what I need to do, right? Wait, do I have to do this? Wait, I have to do this. I was about to say like I wasn't ready for that. I don't have the heals. Oh man, look at all this stuff. Yeah, I don't have the heals for it. I can handle all of this. Don't worry, I'll get us through. Oh boy. Wait. Can I just go up here? Leave the shooting to me. Listen, like I I got to y'all y'all got to understand like this poison [ __ ] Like I'm not I'm not ready for this now. Are we roaching out? Absolutely. We need to fund them. Uhhuh. I don't need to do [ __ ] I don't need to do [ __ ] Okay, one more. All right. Honestly, actually, if it's just one, I can handle Yeah. See, it's like that thing that like messes me up. turn into I'm just not trying to like stand in this poison [ __ ] and die cuz that's like 100% what was about to happen. Like everybody knows it. It's exactly what was going to happen. I'm going to go to here. Never fight fair there. Yeah, it's a 3v one, man. I'm not going to get [ __ ] around. Um I'm assuming I probably have to break this and there's going to be a thing behind it. That's probably what it's got to be, right? I got to move closer. Give me a minute. Okay, that was my last strategy. where the [ __ ] could it be? Where the [ __ ] could it be? Oh, I see. It's probably over there. On the other side. I can see this [ __ ] over here. Got him. See that? Easy. [ __ ] easy. I knew it. It's a secret wall. Yeah, exactly. I mean, the game's honestly, it's pretty straightforward. So, it's like if you're struggling or things aren't going right, probably cuz you're [ __ ] stupid. Okay, I'mma I'mma wait. Let me go up on top first cuz I bet there's something I mean, I'm just being honest. I'm just being honest, guys. I don't know really if I'm supposed to go up or down. So, we'll just go up, I guess, first. All right, get those calculate the potential risks. Intervention by Cradle personnel at 87% probability, then eliminate them. Understood. It was eight that forced us to kill everyone. Damn. Eight's kind of crazy, huh? Where they at? Turn six. Over protocol at your ready. There's no way that's it. There's got to be more. Moving up. [ __ ] What? What? Here I'll It's my last seal. That's the woman. Go. I'm trying to hide. All right. One door down. [ __ ] I haven't seen it. Move you. I got my mouth potential. I had to walk in. That was a lot. That was an assload. My bad, Diana. [ __ ] man. You here's the source. We kill it. Maybe another one. You give it another one. Do damage. Yeah. Goodbye. Secret room. Okay. Okay. All right. Yeah. Let me go back. Let me go back cuz I know this is this will open up the door where the thing is. Okay. Easy enough. I was hoping we find this. Oh boy. Okay, let me go back. And hopefully I get another heal. I didn't grippy gun. I don't want that. That was scary, man. Like that [ __ ] Like honestly, whenever I saw that big dick sucker come out, I was like, I'm dead. I thought for sure I was dead. But now I'm going to be dead. Actually, that's probably why y'all want me to go down here, right? Wait, what the hell is this? Everybody scary. Now take this. I told you I use it when I need to use I just didn't need to use it there. I needed to use it. Like there I definitely needed to use it. Like that was scary. I if if that could have gone so bad for me, man. Uh cursed reduces HP by 50%. That's cool. I probably should use that. High risk but high reward. True. Man, I was scared for sure. But when they hit me two times there, I was like, "Oh, okay. I found an RDM." Oh, all right. Oh, it's over. All right. All right. I get it now. Now I know. I know what's going on. It's What the [ __ ] is this? That scared the [ __ ] out of me. I didn't know I didn't know we were into a zombie game. I know. I I didn't know that was that was the way we were doing things. Okay. So, I should be able to recharge though now, so it's okay. That was really, really, really close. Like, man, that was close. I uh I almost died. Okay. Now, now I have to now I have to here. Let me I'm a I'm a I'mma reset my health now. Like I think that like I I I I think that was good, right? I mean, cheeks for quench. Yeah, exactly. Right. Let me go and I'mma upgrade again. And I'm thinking about like why don't we just get right now? I think we just get two more health. Let's just get two more health. No, [ __ ] that. Actually, uh I'm going to just get two of these. I'm not I ain't no [ __ ] And now we're going to get the triple charge cuz that's the best one, right? I probably should get the hacking gauge now. Like honestly, like because like I probably should get the hacking charge, but like I want the triple charge, so I'm going to get it. Mr. Bugnat. Yeah, I feel I'm feeling I'm feeling really cute about that. Okay, and now I need a node heat transfer. Okay, I don't need that. And let me look at weapon load out. And then I need this one here. All right, so I have heat multihack. And then we have freeze, right? Oh, let me actually get rid of multi hack. I'm going to get that with confuse cuz confuse is way better. Like chain. I don't give a [ __ ] about this. I don't give a [ __ ] about this. Recovery amount. Like this is [ __ ] [ __ ] Like why I don't want this? Uh, like the heals, like I feel like I don't really like I'm not taking enough damage for it to really matter. Oh. Oh, my weapon, too. I [ __ ] up my weapon. Okay. And then we get the big boy. There we go. All right. Now we're totally locked in. 100% locked in. Let's go. That's my oooo. I'll shut the [ __ ] up. Relax. Okay. Um, I forgot which direction I was coming from, but I think it's this direction. It's a Statue of Liberty. How H how'd that get up here? I hope we're not too late to stop aid. Don't worry. Cleaning up messes is what I do best. Trouble's all part of the job. What's this? This door is locked, too. Let me guess. More terminals. Let me get this. Unlock the door. Two terminals left. Okay, let me go over Uh, isn't that that beam thing? Isn't that one thing where it just goes like this? Yeah, that's what I thought. All right. Y'all really want to [ __ ] around, huh? Y'all really want to [ __ ] around. That That's what happens. Well, like I'm sensory over like this. Right on, bro. Like, oh my god, this [ __ ] is annoying. Oh my Wow. I should have saved it for these. Jesus Christ. Here it comes. Look out. here it comes. Look out. I got it. Yes. [ __ ] Take this. it comes. Look out. that was a trap, bro. Like, I should have used it on the second pack. Oh my god, that was brutal. At least I got a recovery kit. That was good. I got a little bit more. They knew that [ __ ] was going to be hard. Well, we got it. That's what matters, Oh, what's this? It's breaking in. This can't be happening. It's coming right for us. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. John, get off him. It's a bad boy. This black stuff is all that's left. Did the dead Filament eat them? Well, yeah. I mean, duh. think you can cleanse infected humans? Once their cells get eaten away, they're good. I see there's nothing you can do. Sad. That's a lot of these little things, huh? Cleaned up. Okay. Uh, let me go down. What was that sound? We can use that back at the shelter. Oh, let me get this, too. Oh, that's where I was just at. I just realized that. I was like, whoa. I thought I would have to open a door or something. Okay, it makes sense. See if I loot one of these. Uh, I don't need these yet. Confidential dely information actually. Well, let me click it that way. I have it collected. Her death was not caused by illness. Ooh. Ooh. Uh-oh. Chose to die immediately after injection. Wait, they injected the girl with the thing that killed everybody. Well, that sounds really bad, right? I just covered it up. Disgusting. I'll take it. I'm so stupid. I had a plan. It just didn't work. I had a crazy good plan, but it was a Well, apparently it wasn't that good. Never mind. We need to Right on. How you like this? I'mma I'mma I like this. I like this a lot. This is This is great. This is amazing. I like this. This Yeah. Yeah. Let's keep this up. That's the limit. Go away. There's All right, that's one core down. Keep it up, you dead. He dead. He dead. He dead. Boom. There it is. Got him. I didn't even know. Now I'm getting weapons out of this. That was good. See, I had to use the laser on that one. Like I was like, if you ever see me use the laser, it's because I'm I'm worried about the outcome. Like, oh, I hit the wrong button. Yeah, like the moment I see that, like I'm stressed out. Oh, I could just turn that on. Don't want to keep her waiting, right? All right. So that that's one done, right? And make sure if I can just go through here. No. Okay. All right. Let's go. We got to unlock the next terminal. Yeah, I almost got killed there, man. Like that big guy. Like I mean those things I'm kind of afraid of. Like it's really the only ones that I'm really afraid of are the ones with the arms, the flippy floppers. Like those are the scary guys. The other ones, not so much. Prevent spoilers. Yeah, we don't want spoilers, boys. Damn. What the [ __ ] You've got to be kidding me. This one's locked, too. There should be some terminals nearby. went down. Overdrive protocol at the ready. Where is the next one? Oh my god. Oh my god. That walker's going to burst. I ran out of juice. Man, come here. See what happens. Come into my domain. Getting close. I hate this one. you can't move, bro. [ __ ] was annoying, bro. Like, [ __ ] was annoying. Like, all right. All I thought I was about to die, but we're Get rid of it. And now we got another one of these, right? Oh, it's a box. Free box. Now maybe we can upgrade our stuff. What do you mean now? There's one right there. There's one. That makes two. There's three more hiding. Dude, I'm going to be honest. Like, if if that was the way the main mechanic was, like we'd still be on the tutorial. Yeah, we'd still be on a tutorial for that. That'd be bad. That'd be bad. Okay, so we got Wait, we How many more we got? Okay, so there's two more we have to figure out. All right, well, let's figure it out. Look out. So, oh, line of sight. I see. I see it. I see it. I see it. I don't know why I didn't see that one earlier. I'm not going to try and spam it. There is that easy. Got it. Okay. So, where is this…

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