ALWAYS THE HARD WAY | Baby Steps - Part 3

Markiplier| 00:44:34|Mar 24, 2026
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Markiplier introduces the run and sets the scene for the sandbox like progression and exploration.

Markiplier storms a muddy ascent in Baby Steps Part 3, turning every misstep into a goofy, endearing quest for progress and ice cream.

Summary

Markiplier dives deeper into Baby Steps in Part 3, and the climb becomes a mosaic of exuberant exploration and comic frustration. He discovers you can swim in mud and immediately forget that lesson when the next obstacle defeats him in spectacular fashion. The run is full of small discoveries—from walking mud to a hat that keeps sliding off—paired with quick quips and self-deprecating humor that mark his trademark style. Along the way, Mark encounters quirky moments: a frog hat superstition, detours toward mysterious towers, and an oddly philosophical stop at a desert town where an ice-cream vendor sits behind a perilous counter. The pacing toggles between triumphant self-affirmations like “I’m really good at this game” and frantic one-liners when gravity, sand, or slippery rocks betray him. He also teases larger narratives—sketching out a city on the horizon, a watchtower, and a cryptic box of ice cream—that hint at a broader world beyond the immediate climb. The episode closes with Mark choosing to press on toward the castle yet again, delivering his signature blend of humor, enthusiasm, and a dash of existential commentary. It’s a playful reminder that in Baby Steps, progress is measured not by finish lines but by the ridiculous joy of inching upward. Markiplier’s energy keeps the momentum high, even when the game’s physics decide to have a little fun at his expense.

Key Takeaways

  • Discoveries in movement: Mark finds that mud can be walked through, but slipping remains a constant risk that tests patience and timing.
  • Hat as a character: the frog hat becomes a running gag and a small symbol of luck and identity within the climb.
  • Obstacle comedy: slippery slopes, deer-in-the-headlights moments, and sudden hat loss fuel the ongoing humor and drive.
  • Ice-cream subplot: an enigmatic vendor at a desert outpost offers ice cream that turns out to be ice—a playful commentary on expectations versus reality.
  • Exploration mindset: Mark repeatedly chooses to explore detours (diving boards, towers, city outlines) rather than following a straight path, illustrating the game’s emphasis on discovery.
  • Character moments: encounters with other NPCs (like Nate and the desert townsfolk) add narrative color and quirky dialogue to the journey.
  • Self-talk and motivation: phrases like “Baby steps” frame the gameplay as a personal challenge rather than a race, aligning with the game's thematic core.

Who Is This For?

Essential viewing for fans of Markiplier and players who enjoy chill exploration games with humorous commentary. Great for those who want a lighthearted, meme-friendly take on puzzle-platforming and wandering dialogue alike.

Notable Quotes

""Holy I can swim. Oh my god, I can swim pretty well.""
Early discovery that water mobility works, fueling confidence.
""I'm really good at this game.""
Self-assured moment amid mounting challenges.
""Baby steps. You're going to need the baby steps.""
Camera-ready line that crystallizes the episode’s theme.
""This is the stupidest thing I might have ever done in my life.""
Peak frustration moment with a daunting obstacle.
""Thanks and thank you everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video.""
Ending line that caps the episode with signature sign-off.

Questions This Video Answers

  • How does Markiplier handle slippery terrain in Baby Steps Part 3?
  • What does the desert town ice cream gag reveal about the game’s humor and pacing?
  • Where is the route to the castle in Baby Steps Part 3, and what detours does Mark explore?
  • What does Markiplier’s frog hat symbolize in this episode of Baby Steps?
MarkiplierBaby StepsPlatformer explorationMud mechanicsDesert biomeIce cream questHat mechanicNarrative humor
Full Transcript
Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome back to Baby Steps. I'm going to skip ahead a little bit because I got to get out of this pit. Oh god, do I have to go a long way around? Oh no. Oh crap. Oh, I'm not going to be able to climb that. Oh no. Oh Oh my god. All right, I got to go around. Damn it. If I swim. Oh my god, I can swim. Holy I can swim. Oh my god, I can swim pretty well. That's pretty incredible. Wow. Well, that's good to know. Sorry. You can kind of just walk right up mud. Why have I Why have I never been doing that? Is there anything else up here that I would want to go up towards? Or should I just go back the way I came? It does seem like there could be something over here. I'm not in a rush or anything. I guess I could just keep No, no, no, no, no, no. It's not that bad. Okay, that's a precipitous drop. That goes nowhere. Okay. Was there no point to this? God damn it. I was tricked by an elaborate ruse. And then that technically looks a little climbable. Ah, you know what? it. Nice. Nice. Uh, can't believe I controlled that. I'm really good at this game. Oh, what the hell? I guess I could go up the river bed that looks actually perfectly climbable, almost stairlike in its quality. Oh my god. No. Well, that wasn't so bad. And what are the odds that's going to happen again? Like nothing really. There's no way. Actually, I'm pretty sure there actually is no way that could happen again. Seems like a once in a lifetime kind of event. How many big boulders would there be up there? I don't know. Turning muddy, huh? Secret hole. Really? It really seems like I could go in there. Oh well. God. All right. I don't know if this is wise to try to go up this way, but it does seem like maybe I could. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. All right. All right. It's kind of tricky in that it's actually impossible, but Ah, there I go. There I go. There I go. There's my hat. Oh, now I'm going to slide. Oh god. I'm going to slide all the way down, aren't I? Okay, stop. Ah, that's good. Oh, that was a close one. I almost slid all the way down. That would have been devastating. I would have lost my hat. Well, I would have come back up for it, but I would have lost my hat. There we go. All right, which way we going? Wish I had a map that kind of goes up over there. Okay, this looks intentional. I'm just assuming at least finally we're going to up again. Last area was so easy. It was just all lateral. I want to go up. I feel like I'm making progress in life. All right. Wonder if the frog gives me a kind of hidden buff. I doubt it, but I don't know. Sometimes I wonder if there's like I'm a little stickier. Well, generally I probably am a little stickier. Okay. Either I go this way and I kind of go straight up the mountain or I kind of try to circumvent. There's a Oh, I want to go to that. It's a big old diving board over there. Of course, I want to go there. Oh boy. Should I go up this? No. Man, I was worried about the mud so much before, but really it's not that bad. It's like, yeah, if you start sliding, you will keep sliding for a very long time, but other than that, it's really not too terrible, huh? I could keep going up that. Oh, yeah. I see you. Think you can get away from me? Nuh-uh. Whoa. Someone whistling at me. Maybe you're right there. Oh yeah. I don't know if like I'm super accomplished at this game or I'm just like really incredible at it, but it feels like I am. It feels like I'm doing really good and everyone's very impressed with me. And it might be the frog hat. Who knows? I'm going to attribute it to the lucky frog hat. I think that's a great way to look at life. It's only the things that we can wear on our body that actually give us ANY KIND OF NO, we're fine. Unfuck that. Oh crap. Unfuck. Well, don't don't do that. All right. Where was this? Hey, there's another diving board over there. There's a big one over yonder way. Where do I see that tree? Oh, it's up there. Is there anything up there that I need? Probably. Trying to make a very Okay. All right. I see. I see. Okay. I can do this. This is not hard. This is easy. Just got to make sure I don't bounce myself off the mountain. Whoa. Whoa. Not so bad. Can't see anything, but it's fine. Don't need to. Now, how do I get up? I think that's like one of those trees that had a fruit. I don't see a glowing though, but maybe I'll see it when I get closer. There is a bird circling it. There's an eagle or something like that. Yeah. So, there's got to be a way to get up there. Some kind of a bell tower up there with the the the alert tower of Minister or whatever it is. I don't know. My Lord of the Rings. You know, the one they lit on fire, the signal of Gondor or whatever it was. I'm kind of just going away from it now. Oh, there's stairs over here. Okay, this has got to mean something. I'm just going whichever the way the wind blows me. Oh, boy. Here we go. Oh, that's really something. Okay. WA the Amazon boxes. Ooh. Okay. I don't know where a vase would be. I know there was that one quest that said get me my vase, but again, I don't really know where that would be. Hear another bear. And I don't know if it's the ambiance or not. All right. This really wants me to do this. Okay. God damn, I'm good. All right, here we go. Yep. Just like that. Very easy. Did that one blind. All right. This would be quite the fall. Everyone would find it very hilarious. Thank goodness they don't make these things fall. My god, can you imagine? And hey, if I fall, I'm going to wherever those boxes are. I'm going to see what that's all about. I'm sure there's tons of stuff I've missed. I am I I have no doubt about that, but I'm just going wherever my feet take me. Right here is where they take me, apparently. Also, I don't know why I get so proud of like my ability to walk. Hey, I can walk. All right. All right. Is this bear real or is it in the ambiance? Same with the whistling. I know you guys are probably thinking I don't need to go that fast, but I think I do. I think I do. I'm in a hurry, obviously. I got to pee, you know. Wonder if I'll get a big bonus to my ability to walk if I actually manage to go to the bathroom. You know, in a weird way, I do see myself playing this game again. It is It is weirdly fun. I don't know why. Even if I was like, "Oh, the game play is kind of rewarding and, you know, it's an experience where you're just kind of, you know, going upwards." I don't know. I actually find the mechanics of movement satisfying and fun, which is very strange for me to say. Trying to make my way to that tree. I think I'm way above where the tree was, though. Oops. Hey, wait a minute. What was that about? Okay. Oh. Well, what's what? Okay. Well, there's another drawing here, but why? What's the point of the drawing? Nothing I can do about the drawing. Unless it's marking that there is something else here. Also, why why are these sticks here? Where am I going with this? I don't know. There's a diving board. I'm so far above that. I I went way higher than I thought I needed to. Okay. So, what about this? Oh, there's another thing up there. Uh, I guess I should try to get up to that one since I'm closer to it. Not sure if I need to wrap around this. Oh no. Oh god. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. Hit. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay, we're good. No hat. Hat. Hat. Okay, it's fine. I got caught in the bushes. Hold on. All right. And plant plant plant planter fasciitis. I can just climb up this hill. This isn't even that bad. Okay. I'm just going to go this way. Maybe I can go this way. H try going around. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow, slow, slow. Oh, come on. Hat. Really? What are you doing? What are you doing? Stop. Stop. Stop. Oh god. Stop. Stop. Stop. Please stop. Oh my god. SER ARE YOU SERIOUS? STOP. OH MY GOD. STOP. NO. My god. Are you No. Oh, right. Are you serious? Back up I Okay, I see the hat. I don't know how that happened there. There wasn't even mud here. It was just dirt and for some reason it just kept sliding. It didn't make any sense. This isn't even a slippy hill. It's a little slippy just because it is a hill. Thank you. All right. Up. Up, man. All right. There we go. Okay. It was a narrow, hard to see path, but I made it. And now I'm making good progress, I'm assuming. How and where and why? I don't know. But I'm making progress all the same. Ow. I'm nearly over the mountain. Ooh, there's a weird tree over there. A couple weird trees. At least different. Maybe not weird. Weird's the wrong word. Not like these normal trees I'm surrounded by. Not like I have any kind of bias of normality based on what is around me when I'm first opening my eyes to the world. Okay, there's a street lamp here. Beautiful sky. Oh my god. Wow, look at that. Hey, a watchtowwer. Is this even in the highest peaks? I don't even know. Desert biome. Oh, there's a Hey, there's someone sitting up there. There are these cans. I don't know. I don't have anything that I could throw. I don't have any kind of ranged ability at all, and I don't think I can get up there. But there are cans there. There were cans in the other places. So, I should try to knock one down at least. See where I go. Also, when I got to that bathroom, it seems like I was supposed to meet that guy before. I mean, is he the first guy from the very first zone that first was supposed to be my guide? Because he looked very different and I don't remember when that happened. Hi, buddy. I think this is him. Hey, you ready for another awkward conversation, buddy? Yeah, I bet you are. I bet you are. Hi, friend. Mike. Night. Night. Ah, good to see you. Yeah. Uh, are you all right? What you doing here? Yeah. No, I just uh kind of lost track of time. Uh how long you been here? Yeah, I guess about 5 hours now. What you doing there? Just looking over the edge here. Uh yeah. Yeah. I mean, I got to thinking, you know, man could jump and live. You probably live, I guess. No, you'd live. You'd live. Nobody dies in this place. So, yeah, you could just jump off it, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. You could just uh then you have to get all the way back. I mean, exactly. Yeah. All that effort just kind of poof. Yeah. Gone. Yeah. I mean, that's what it would be like, but I No, I shouldn't. No, I mean, I shouldn't, right? Um, now you wouldn't. No. Yeah. No, it's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what came over me. You've been a big help. Uh, I'm going to get along to the next one. I I maybe catch up here. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot of Salada. Yeah. Is this uh is is am I supposed to Would I get something if I I would not get anything if I threw myself down there, would I? And I bet this would send me a long way down. I would go endlessly tumbling into the depths, down and down, never to return. It is compelling. Don't wink at me. I shouldn't. I wouldn't. It does seem like it wants me to. What is going on over there? Why is there a tower? Probably in the forest. I I I wasn't trying to speedrun the forest. I really wasn't. I wasn't trying to do that. Oh, there's a whole city over there. What the How do you even get there? I think I see how you get there. Well, I'm not going to jump here. I might jump over there where that city is cuz I I I'm like I know I'm passing up huge swaths of this game. And that's kind of why I want to play it again. Maybe on my own. That seems like there's Oops. Oh, careful, man. Careful, man. Careful, man. Okay. I don't know if that's actually all right. I like how I leave an impression in the sand wherever I beef it. It seems like it could lead there. Let me go down. Actually, this All right. How slippy sand is. Pretty slippy. Pretty slippy. Not too bad. Okay. I got to be careful because that's mud and that looks like it would slide you down to the left as opposed to where you would want to go. So, I think the way might be Yeah, that would slide me down to the left and shoot me down that way. I would not want to do that. And I do want to get over there. So, I think I get to get to the other side and then take kind of a downward route over there. H. Yeah, let's do that. I am lucky I didn't slide down this sand. I was much slippier than I thought it would be. Oh god, no. Oh god, it's John Wick. Oh there goes my hat. Well, I'm never getting that back again. Oh well, it was probably cursed, you know. Probably wasn't actually good for me. It's probably cursed object. Really just got to take small steps. Baby steps. You're going to need the baby steps. Hey, there's a fire over there. I think it's just slide down cuz this seems like as safe as any to slide down on, but the momentum I carry might just take me too far. But it seems like I would stop or at least it seems like as good as any to stop. So, let's try. I'm going to try to do a controlled descent. Am I going to try to do a controlled descent? All right. So, yeah, it's fine. Let's go up to the city. And then if I happen to come across the spot where my frog hat dropped, I'll go for that. But if I find a replacement hat, I'm not even bothering with the frog hat. No, I think it tumbled off. Okay, let's see what this is all about. If we can see what this is all about without failing. What is this? It's actually much smaller than I thought it was. I thought it was way bigger than this. It really looked huge from a distance. I don't know what I was thinking. This is tiny. This is way smaller than I thought it was. Okay. All right. This is itty bitty. Okay. There's a blue there. I don't know why. Whoops. Not what I want. Why is this one blue? It's just blue. It's decorative. I don't think it's actually anything. Wow. Might have done all this for absolutely nothing. Okay. H my curiosity got the better of me and I have wasted everything. I lost my hat for this. Oh, never mind. Oh, hello big boy. Hey. Hi. How's it going? Yeah. Hey. Yeah. No. Welcome. Uh. Oh, yeah. Thanks. Uh, just pretend I'm not here. Sorry. I Oh, no. No. No. Good spot to sit. Yeah, normally. Uh, you're kind of sitting on my husband, though. Oh, Oh, I'm so sorry. Hey, is he all right? Uh, oh, no. H done. No, I'm done. Can I get you a cup of coffee? No. I I don't The caffeine's not good for me. Uh, can I maybe a little spot of food? I just feel like I'm kind of in the way here. No, no, no. It's uh I'll just go. I'm going to go. I I'm so sorry. I uh Okay. Well, uh it's nice to meet make your appointment. Uh watch where you're standing. Oh, that's uh so worth it. That made it all worth it. That definitely made it all worth it. What's going on down there? There's something. What is Well, I'm never going to find out cuz screw going down there. But is there a way to get even higher? I don't think. Is there really nothing here? I mean, it's not the kind of game where you're going to get a bunch of rewards and you're going to get power-ups. You're not leveling here. It's just all about going places. No, I can't get any higher than that. Okay. Well, it's time to go. Now, the question is, where the hell do I go from here? How do I get back up to where I was? Why did I make this? I think I just have to go back the way I came. Circle around and then I'll be back up. Uh, some backtracking, but it's not that bad. Okay, one second. I'll be right there. Okay, I'm back up. All right. So, from here there's a big lake river thing. Oh, there's something going on there. What is that? A turtle? Hey, turtle. You got a hat. Hey, I need a hat. Can I have that? All right. I can't look at it. There we go. Okay. Well, I have I have this now. Pretty awesome. All right, I'll go this way. I think that's just pure luck that I came across at the right time. I mean, that's how luck works, I guess. I'm going to go to the fire. I'm assuming that's going to be the checkpoint here. I wonder if there's like a bunny hopping speed technique to do for walking in this game. I'm sure the speedr runners have figured it out, like what the absolute fastest way to travel is, and I'm sure they've practiced it unbelievably. Okay, there's some random things in the distance. I thought that this is where the fire was, but that's on the other side over there. What is going on here? Absolutely nothing. Great. At least I got my hat. I did kind of steal it from that turtle. But I don't think the turtle mines. I don't think the turtle needs to mind. This looks like a checkpoint. Yeah, it's got this. Okay, there they are. Yep, it's got the same thing. Oh, hey Nate. Hey. Hey. Uh, Moose. Yeah, they're not needing. You're headed up to the castle, right? And it's uh real dark in there. So, I uh got you this lantern. Oh, that's okay. I'm just going to pop home. I've got a flashlight. It's fine. Oh, okay. Well, I uh I saw you lost the cup that I gave you. Oh, you can just set that down on the sand over there. Uh Nathan Musen, I'm going to need you to turn around. Oh. Uh yeah, that's okay. Just turn around. Oh. Uhhuh. Um you're a thirsty boy. No, I just I dropped this in there and I had to fish it out. Yeah. And you wouldn't want to waste that yummy boot. I just needed a little before bed. I was hungry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I wouldn't want you to starve. Yeah. No, I was just going to have one sip and then go right to sleep. But they have a big day tomorrow, so it's going to be a quiet one for me. Oh, okay. So, apparently I dream what the hat is. Oh, very nice, huh? I see. What the Oh my Wait, hold on. There's no turning back now. Onward. Yep, you got it. What the hell? This is weird. Weird. Okay. Onward. I guess there is no turning back. Holy crap. Wow. Hello. A brother in arms. I'm also questing for the grail. That makes a lot of sense. But I got lost in this desert. I'm sorry, my lord. I failed. Uhhuh. Oh, climb, I guess. Whoa. I'm going up. Uhhuh. Uh-oh. Slidy fall. Okay. All Goodness gracious. Only the purest may approach. I'm pretty pure. Hear the sounds of chanting. Good. Our father, we thank thee for giving our daughter Cassie this award for excellence. Cassie is his sister. Nate, that's your sister's. I stole it. Too bad. Junior, that's Cassie's. Don't touch your sister's things. Come on, buddy. Too bad. Nathan, you come back here. No, I'm leaving. Oh no, I gotta go. I think I made it. Oh, that's a little ominous. Oh, wonderful morning and a night to remember. Oh, yeah. It's good. I can You were the life of the party. I don't know. It hurt. It hurt. Yeah. No, just show Ethan where it hurt. No, it's that's okay. Actually, I better get up to the castle. You wanted to the cigarettes, right? Oh, yes. Yes. Great famine, etc. It better get up there then. Nathan, just one thing before you shoot through. I was talking to Jesse last night, and he seemed to think you might be getting cold little feet. Oh, no. I Oh, my feet. They're They're hot. I just You might be thinking about something other than cigarettes. No, I I just I was just playing with the idea of what would happen if I went home with Jesse. With Jesse? No, not with Jesse. Just I can tell you what will happen then. No, I got to get back to my life. Oh, the basement life. Yes. No, no, no. Just I cuz people need me. Like my parents are worried. No, I can understand that. That basement needs supervision. No, I support them. Oh, couch tester. No, I just just with just odd jobs. I just But there are other things. Onesie model. No, there are other TV testing. Other things, too. I I I've got my fiance. Oh, your fiance. What was her name? Strum. Strum. Well, we mustn't keep you from Strum. Okay. Yep. All right. I'll see you up there. Oh. Whoa. Toodles. He thinks it's woo. All right. Well, uh, interesting. Again, is that a pizza box full of the white goop? I, you know, we we can all I'll leave it up to the theory crafters of what, uh, what the white goop is. Um, it's a mystery. A mystery we'll never solve and a mystery that we don't need to even ever entertain the idea of. Hey, look. It's that thumbnail. Never mind. All right. Whatever. I'm off. I'm onward. I'm onward and upward. Seems like these footprints are telling me which way to go. H tippy toes. Huh. You got it. That's easily climbable. That's not bad. Wonder if I'll get to pick my wish when I get to the castle. Oh boy. Oh boy. Okay. Hey, there's a piece of paper on that. Oh, there's also rivers that seem to be taking me back down to the bottom if I fall into them. Huh. Sand castle stuff, huh? There's another one of the thingabobs. I don't know how to get those. It's not like I can throw anything. My friend wants one of them ice creams. Bring it to the fire tower. I don't even know where to get that. Your friend. Your friend. I will be so grateful. asterisks. I don't know if that's for emphasis or sarcasm. I choose to believe it's sarcasm. Oh, hi. I think I know that guy. Hello, Rookie. You made up the stairs. I did it, didn't you? Yum, yum, yum. You ate them? I ate up the stairs. Ah, but the road's out. Oh, bummer, bro. Yeah, but no worries. JUST JUMP ACROSS. JUMP. You want me to jump across? That sounds good. Yeah, I'll catch you. Wait, I just I got to do a quick pee first, bro. Yeah, me too. I'm holding a little pee. Okay. Yeah. No, no, no. We can go together. Go to the bathroom. No, it's just right off the edge. Three, two, one. Ah, bro, you're not doing it. You're not doing it. Come on. I uh I'm running out of pee. I'm running out. No, I'm sorry. Not going to lie, bro. You made it a bit weird. Might just catch you up top. Oh, what a dumb game. What a dumb game. What a silly, silly dumb dumb move. That looks fun. Yes, it would take me right back down, honestly. Actually, that seems like a very convenient road to go up because it's just a steady. Is that a butt? Is that a butt formation? Am I seeing a butt formation in the landscape? Is that a butt? Oh my god. It's a butt formation. All right, whatever. There's a wagon. I'm going to go to the wagon. Obviously, it's where I'm supposed to go. Clearly, can I get in it or if as soon as I touch it, it's going to start going, isn't it? All right, let's do this. Nice. Okay, I can steer it a little bit. Oh, I can steer it. Oh my god. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh my god. Holy Oh my god. Oh. Oh. I'm doing it. Oh my god. No. A. That was so fun. Oh, that's not physics. H. Fine. Okay. I forgot I needed to lift my feet for a second there. I was still Okay. Okay. Well, that was kind of fun. That is a butt formation. I'm going towards the butt. There's another sign on that tree. Might still be ice cream, but that is straight up a butt. Maybe. I don't know. Who knows really. It's kind of a mystery. Might just be my own imagination putting that together. I have a perverted mind, so I'm pretty sure that's just me. Developers probably like, "Why no?" No, it's just the ice cream message again. All right. To the butt. Hey, wait a minute. What's that? Okay, it looks like a shop and someone's standing there. I'm sure this will be good for me. It's always worked out every time I've tried to get anything from anyone. This is a butt. This is a butt. This is a butt. It's a butt. And butt's over. Or is it? Oh my god. No, it's actually a full person. This is a This is attack on Titan. Titan. Yep, there's an ear. H, that's concerning. All right, let's go see what this thing's about. How do I get up to you? Maybe I can get up over that way, ACTUALLY. YEP. Easy peasy. Not even a challenge. Hello, sir. Uh-oh. Oh, god damn it. It's going to get me close but not there. Oh, you Maybe I may. Maybe. Maybe. Oh, come on. Really? I think it's possible. I was really close actually the first time, weirdly enough. There's like a If I I wish Man, why does that constantly make the whole body fall? That's stupid. No. Why? Why would that man? I I really must have like super closely gotten it the first time. All right. I know the answer is just go around. So, I'm going to do that. I'm just going to go around. Obviously, this is not the way I'm supposed to go. So, I'm just going to go around. Don't know if I can get up this way. Okay. Okay. Okay. What the No. That was a spine breaker. I know I can get up there. Oh, I was A god damn it. Why, dude? Shut up and just climb, I was right there. God damn it. I know I can get up there. Why? Why did that fail? thing. Yeah, keep going. I'm just going to go around. I I know I could get it, but probably right now because I'm just I'm a little on edge about that even though it should be fine. It's because my controller is sticking like the the right trigger. It'll delay on popping up. It's getting just worse. ordered a new controller and it didn't show up and I really wanted it. It's so stupid that it didn't show up. Why didn't it? It said it even got delivered, but it didn't get delivered. I don't know if the guy put it at the wrong house or something, but none of my No one around me said that they got a package. I don't know. off. Why is it impossible to get to this guy? Why is that making it so difficult? It's like impossible all the way through. It's like a random ass path. hell. I bet that's the guy that sells ice cream. No. What the All right. Going up. Cold. Shut up. You're not cold. You're in a desert. Why would you be cold? Okay, I see a very narrow path that leads up there. That's Well, actually, no. Not yet. Not yet. That would have been a fool's errand. I've been on a lot of those. Oh god. No. No. No. No. No. No. Oh my god. Really? Holy man. You don't need to do all of that. You can make it a little smoother. You cannot make my heart explode. Why do they make this absolutely impossible to get through? They're just going to tantalize me with a dude at a kiosk and I'm just going to go through hell to get there. Why? Why would I do that anyway? This is probably like the only way into this. Unless there was a super easy way. Oh, Well, that's not good. Huh. Hey, a climbing wall. I don't know if that helps me. Maybe I could climb that. Okay, so at the bottom of this is that dude. But what I need to do is not slide so fast that I die. I imagine these are going to hurt if I touch them. Maybe. I don't know. I don't even know what that would mean. I just need to serpentine. serpentine because I if I go too fast I'm gonna slide off and I'm going to have a terrible time. Oh. Oh god. Oh god. Oh. Okay. Nice and slow. Nice and slow. Ah. There we go. Good. Okay. So, definitely if I touch him, it gets owie. I can slide down if I really want to, but I just need to be controlled about Okay. All right. We're down. Good. Thanks. Hi. Long time no. I had a hell of a time getting up here, How about you look at me in my face and give me whatever it is I want. Whatever you have. I don't even know you. Ice cream. I figured you would be the ice cream guy. Great. Hey, how's it? Are you Was How's your day? It's hot as an oven out here. It's enough to make a man want an ice cream. Yeah, we're all having a hot one today. Just men sweating. Well, if you're under 15, I can give you an ice cream for free. Oh, yeah. Yep. Coming right up. Do you have matcha? Nope. here you go. Oh, that one. Thanks. That one though. This one. Uh, this just seems to be ice. I don't understand. Well, you've given me ice, not ice cream. What's your problem with it? Give us a critique. It seems to be frozen water. That's ice. Cream though is different. It's the cream of the ice. Oh, try and savor it. I think I'm going to drop this, aren't I? I don't even know where the watchtowwer is in relation to this. Is this going to melt? I bet it's going to melt. Oh my god. I bet if I drop it too many times, it'll melt and I'll have to go all the way back, which would be horrible. Can I climb up that rock wall with my tootsies? It's very tempting. Is that a snake? I'm not hearing a snake. Okay, here we go. Let's try it. This is a hell of a thing. All right. Okay. I need to do it with enough room that I can always straddle one and then the other. Oh, this is impossible. Okay. Oh, that's that's impossible. That's crazy. That's crazy. I would be crazy to do this all the way up. What? What? What happened? Oh, my hat. Okay. What the What the What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you, man? What's wrong with you? This guy. What's wrong with this guy? For the first time, I'm just wondering to myself finally since I started playing this game. What's wrong with this guy? I cannot. This is going to be impossible. Holy cow. There's no way. Grab. Oh, grab. All right. Maybe not impossible. Why is that slipping off? I don't know what I'm grabbing on to. I'm not going to complain. The Come on, man. What the Okay, not going to complain. Oh my god. This is the worst idea I've ever had in my life. Oh my god. What the This is You got to be me. Why? Oh my god. There we go. How far did I make it up, boss? This is the stupidest thing I might have ever done. And I do think that trophy is melting. It feels smaller. Well, if I fail, I'm right next to where the guy is that sells it. He could probably give me another one. I'm willing to bet. What? I don't even know what I was grabbing on to there. Oh my god. There it goes. It's way smaller. It's way smaller. This is definitely worthwhile to do. Okay. It is so small now. All right. Okay. You okay? You You okay, man? You okay? You okay, man? What? What the is wrong with you? You know, this would be a lot better. I'd be more willing to go into this if there wasn't this thing where the foot just didn't grab the thing. Sometimes, even though it's on it, it'll do that and it'll slide off. And I don't know why. Why would it do that? This would actually be achievable if it was able to in any way be reliable, but it's not. It's not reliable. Why is it not reliable? I don't actually know. Forget it. This is going to melt and I'm going to I mean, it's basically done. I wanted to like maybe practice it and be be able to see like, okay, this will just take some effort, but no, this is actually impossible. There's no way. Yeah, there's no way. All right. Well, I'm going to preemptively go down to this guy again because obviously I'm about to lose this ice cream because it's going to melt and there's nothing I can do about Okay. Seems like it might be melting. Anyway, thank you everybody so much for watching. Uh, that's the end of this episode here. We've made a lot of progress. I've had a lot of frustration and I think I've Hey, I can't get enough of these. Here you go. Thanks. Thanks. And thank you everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video. Bye-bye.

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