ARCTIC SURVIVAL WITH FRIENDS | CRYO w/ Bob & Wade

Is that like a heartbeat noise? No, it sounds like footsteps. Hello. Like a super addition to the game or anything. Uhhuh. Have you played this before? Oh my god. No. No. This is my first time ever even launching it. I I bought it and installed it when you guys did. Why the [ __ ] I can't have facial hairs? I don't know. Um Mark, I'm going to adjust your audio. Yes, I'm adjusting your audio as well. Well, I'm adjusting all of everyone's audio, so [ __ ] you know. [ __ ] What the [ __ ] You don't have to be mean. Uh, you can adjust your character. I didn't say [ __ ] you. I just said [ __ ] in general. Well, you don't have to curse then. Cursing is a sin. [ __ ] We doing this again? Yeah. Yeah, I think we've done this bit before, but I would struggle to find a bit we haven't done before. So, that's fine. I thought you would have grown from those times in the past. No. Oh, fine. Hel right in front of you like that. He really did. He What am I, a dog? Bad dog. All right, fine. Jesus Christ, man. Oh, I'm a woman. Hey guys, welcome to Cryo. I'm playing today with the father of James Bob and director of Iron Lung, Marker. That's me. You think I'm at the point? Yes. My character creation should be gray hair instead of brown. Am I there? Gray, isn't it? It It is mostly gray. The mustache is the only part that's still brown. I think I got my wrinkles. Is this is this more me guys? Okay. Well, that's Yeah, actually. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good. A little Santa Clausy, but that's Oh, no. No. It's like Colonel Sanders, you know, the sexy Colonel Sanders. It's not Oh, man. There it goes. You sure I'm not? Is this I It's in between those. I'm not going to say that that's what you really look like, but that's not not what you look. I don't even see facial hair. Where are you even getting that? See? Yeah. I don't have that either. Facial hair. I don't have a facial hair. Have you played this yet? No, I just installed it with No, he's done it before. Yeah, he's lying right now. He's obviously lying. Time played. Done. There's no time played. That doesn't happen to you in games. This is a game I have never played. Mhm. Yeah, whatever. I look like the guy from the room. You do. Oh, hi Mark. This is us. This is the way we look. Mark. All right. Wade and Wade Bob and Wade Bob all the same height. Yep. Actually, if anything, Mark looks a little taller to me. Yeah. You know, we can consider it a tie. We can consider it a tie. Oh, if you don't hit C. Apparently C saves clips. Stop. What? Stop. I don't know. I hit C to crouch. Oh, hey. Hey, man. What's up? How you doing? C saves clips, huh? Just hanging out. This is This is our This is our uh This is our album cover. Yeah. All right. Yeah, it's just us looking at our tablets in this position. Wait, why you saying no? 2026. What else do I say here? I don't understand it. [ __ ] just just the comes out. Sorry. Sorry. Our album cover. That's the album cover. That's nice. Do we have a camera? I don't I don't I don't know. I don't even know what the game's about, man. I know nothing. Why not? How many hours do you have in this? Be honest. Zero zero minutes even before this. What are you doing in the closet? What? What' you say, nerd? Huh? Whoa. [ __ ] I thought you opened the door. I was like, how'd you do that? There's a phone. We're We're like in the Arctic, right? What? Who? There's no butterflies here. What is this [ __ ] Wait, come on. There is a picture of snow. Are we in the Arctic? I didn't read the description. It's called Cryo. The description I think the description of the game is we're like in the Arctic or somewhere like that. It's very cold. Something something. Mhm. Yeah. Oh. Oh, a whole new world to explore. Coffee. Terrible game. Zero out of zero. I I like to cook. Oh, they they got cast iron. Oh, wait. What's this? Cornbread. Oh, but there's a coffee machine, but also there's two drip coffee makers. Apparently, we drink a lot of coffee. Lot of coffee at the North Pole. How are you? How are you doing that? Only certain bugs are interactable. We're Yeah, only here's truly is random. I can't find anything interactable here. Come here. There's one right here. Ah, there we go. I helped you out. You immediately throw it at me. Okay. Well, I just I wasn't exactly clear how all that worked. Um, also the fact that every time I talk, I peak in the red has me a little concerned. Oh, it's fine. Fine. the fact that there's like a voice measuring the Oh, I see what you're doing. All right. Roll. Is that rumbling? Huh? Is that rumbling? Whoa. Guys, look outside. What's going on? What? It's Is the curtain? I can't see. It's like the Arctic. Oh, wow. Or something. Well, there is a curtain out there. That is quite a rumble. That's nice. There's a ah the flag of Frosty. We must be from Frostyville. The flag of Snowland. All right. Well, there's an exit over here and a exit over here. Is this the Arctic of America? Just figuring out what we're supposed to do. Funny. Do we Where's my dance emote? Where my California girls are running? Oh, hey, there's a medkit in the fridge and some glow sticks and stuff. Why is there a medkit in the fridge? Yoink. I don't know. Oh, yink yink. All right. Marks are everything, guys. I literally grab one medkit and two glow sticks and you call me the everything guy. Whoa. What the what? What? I'm concentrating. Out of order. Mark played the only functioning game. Well, I might have broken the other Oh, fine. What? Make a sele. I want to make a selection. Yeah, it doesn't work. I don't know why. Oh, there you are. I got to play the game. I I I heard Bob asked about director's car. They turned around. Everyone was gone. Oh god, man. Damn, you suck. I'm sorry. That's not very helpful. Aren't you good at Flappy Beaver? Bulber. It's called Flappy Bobber. I should be good at it. Name it. Mhm. Or maybe Flappy Bob ends up in the ER. Yeah. If you don't do good, I'm going to kill Nah, I'll hurt you. Um, okay. Oh god. Was that my injury? Am I injured? Oh god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You better think twice about losing. I don't know if this is gold. Oh, nope. That's not a throwing mug. Nope. Nope. No throwing. Nope. None of those are for throwing. This one's for throwing. I got no weapons. This one's also for throwing. Okay. Well, oh, it didn't break. That one didn't break. All right. Oh, was that What does this do? I guess I could actually start a game up. Huh? Oh, yeah. I didn't know we were waiting on you. I didn't know that either till I saw this board. But that was when you guys were all gone. Well, you know how to play this game. I did not. Yeah. Wait, you have like 300 hours in this game. Can you Can you guide us? Station Delta 7 on normal. Yeah, sure. Good. Oh. Delta 7 hasn't responded in some time. Even though the storms have passed, communications are down. We suspect some sort of electrical failure has occurred. You're being sent down with the only heated shutter available. You objected, investigate, restore systems, and report back. Move carefully. The base is still operational, but the conditions are extreme. Over. Oh my god. Whoa. Hell ho ho. What's up? Why did we All right. Oh my god. He's dead. Uh, brother. Brother, you don't know he's dead. You can't just say stuff like that. Well, hey. Hey, dude. Oh, no. He's dead. I think How do you know? How do you know? We need a consensus of whether he's dead or dead. He's not talking to us. Yeah. Well, you think he's dead or what? You think he's dead? He's bald. He's been dead inside for a long time. Yeah, he's gone. What the [ __ ] See if he's Never mind. I can't use the drill. Flashlight. Bob, I think Wade's dead. Oh, yeah. I think you're out of something there. Was that nothing? Nothing. Explorer, huh? Mark, give you an extra flashlight here. I have to do things. You don't want the light. Don't take the light, man. I have to do things. It's recover samples from the laboratories. Gotcha. It's obvious what I must do. I just was wanting to get the volume bounces or uh I thought so. Research notes and recover samples. I open the thing. Well, I think we were ready for it. So, this one doesn't go anywhere. What? What? What is that noise? Actually, I'm going to close that. I'm What are you afraid of? Let's just let's just let that ride and deal with What is that? The the bizard. The biz. Why did he run to try to hide? I don't know. Where is he? He's trying to get in a barrel. Bob, I don't think that there's another way through. How? Okay, how about this? You What? What? What? What? Look, if you look through this If you look through this window, you could see there's like there's stuff in here. What is How do I get in there? What is this? Maybe this is a research notes. Our flashlights have limited battery, by the way. Yeah, I wouldn't just chug those bad boys. All right. All right. All right. Okay, guys. You stand right here. You stand here and here. I'm going to go down this hallway and you see if I die. Okay. Sounds great. All right. Don't close the doors behind me. I'm still alive. I'm still alive. I'm still alive. All right, you watch me. It seems fine. It seems fine. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. [ __ ] crashed. No, it's fine. It's fine. I'm sure I'll be able to hop right back in. Don't go in there, guys. It wasn't me that came back. Not that I know of. It's right next to that box. Is Mark got a glow stick? Uh, is there an extra one? Yeah, I'll take it. Yeah, I already have one. All right. All right. Well, I guess let's explore before Bart crashes again. No, I won't crash. That was a rare oneoff. That won't happen again. Access cards acquired. H. All right. Yeah, jiggle it. You guys jiggle that. I'll see what we got. Yeah, we have no reason to believe there's anything actually bad happening. Not really. Okay, this is open. Oh, right. The dead body. I forgot about the dead body, right? That's a bad sign, I guess. Okay, I guess Bob's off on his own. Yeah, seems like it. All right, that's good for him. Hey, a bathroom. This is always good. Mhm. Huh. Well, these are clear, which means those will be clear over on the other side. Oh, great. Y'all go check it out. Yeah, go check out. Oh, where'd you go? Huh? Oh, yeah. This one looks fun. Yeah. You see the med kit behind you? Uh oh. I guess I'll take it. Hope Bob's okay. Thought I might die in here, so I left it for you in case I needed to be saved. All right. Okay. Um, I hope this meets back up with Bob. We're kind of a little far away from him. Yeah, we guess go check him out. We can go find him. Well, it might circle back. Another dead body. The dude. Bob. Oh, there's a map. Okay, that's good to know. Servers are there. Is it like a heartbeat noise? Clap. Oh, what? Climbs. Holy climbs. Heat up here. Heat. Heat. H. Oh, oops. Well, huh. All right. Wait, you should have told us about that from your experience. All my experience playing, I've never experienced the monster before. I was just exploring some offices and walking around and then I saw Mark's downed body from across the map and I was like, "Oh, I'll go help." Yeah. I'm I'm unclear what we were supposed to do about that. Mark and I were like, "Oh, poor Bob. He's probably having a miserable time." Meanwhile, we're just And then immediately everything went to hell. H interesting. Yeah. Wade said, "Hey, do you hear that thumping?" And I said, "Uh, sounds like footsteps." And then it ran out and got me. Oh, [ __ ] We're all the guys who die in the first five minutes of the movie, aren't we? Yeah, we are. Yeah. Forever and always. It sounds like footsteps. Big monstrous footsteps. Ooh, they're getting faster. Man, I wonder why it monitors our voice and gives us hiding spots. I swear to God at the beginning of that cut scene there's like a half second where our voices come through cuz every time I've heard one of you guys just be like probably anyway uh guys going to the left last time so fun. Oh yeah I'll go left. I'll go left. Yeah. And and also I realiz won't be left. There's ominous music with that guy, but I had my music at like 10%. So, I've turned that up now so that I might I was like, man, our heartbeats are real loud. Yeah. Look, see, I did find this last time, which I thought was interesting. Yeah, it is interesting. And there's some there's some this situation, but Oh, that doesn't seem like anything. Honestly, this area is awesome. By the way, that guy chases, he opens doors and [ __ ] He does. Yeah. Yeah, I was sort of hoping I was sort of thinking get behind a door. Some amount of safety. I I didn't Oh, there's like stairs over here that go up. There's an EV charger. Med kit here. Grab it. Oh, I found a a thing. Look, new note unlocked. Did you guys see that? No, I did not. Let me look. Oh god, we all have to individually do that. That's not fun. Oh. Oh, vents, guys. There's vents. Yeah, there are vents. There are vents. I vent I found we could go in over here. Oh, good. Well, now we know where there's We should stay together maybe. Or Yeah, probably until if it comes for us. I'm going to go in the vent. That sounds like It was pretty big. I feel like it would struggle to get in the vent. It would definitely struggle. Me, I'm compact, right? The vent's got to be a safe spot. I would assume that. I feel like that's a good assumption to make. That vent I found. I think we could hide in it. I like how the lights are on here. I like this. You guys ever notice how on these lights are? They're very on. Oh, that's probably fine. Oh, is this just the Here, guys. Let me let me know if anything weird happens to me when I do this. Damn. You're you from Norway or something? You're really tanking that gold. Yeah, I guess I I guess I'm good. Can you guys hear me? Yeah, a little bit. Kind of. Okay. Well, it's fine out here, I guess. Hey, I got game. I got game. I got game. Let's see who can go out the farthest from the door and then come back. Right. Right. Yeah. Oh. much colder the you go. Interesting fact. I'm also stuttering the further I go. All right, I'll start here. Oh god. Okay, there you are. I think Bob wins. Bob, do you win? It's a little cold out there. All right. Okay. ow. Hey, I'm not unicing. Am I icy to you guys? I feel icy. You're not icy to me. Think it's Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Did you hear that? Hear what? The music just went Oh, no. I did not. I didn't hear nothing. No, I didn't hear that. Uh, okay. Must be in my head. Anyway, I'm going to go to the vent. I think it'll be safe in there. Yeah. Why Why wouldn't it be? really want this welding helmet. I guess that's not a thing. I want to see if some evasive maneuvers can work. You heard that thump? I've heard a lot of thumps. Nah, no, it's fine. Did you know there's another vent over here? Yeah. This room that says like warning and all that. Yeah. No, it's just storage. It's fine. Oh, there's another one over here. Says contain. Did you hear that? I did. Where's that thumb behind you? Hi. What are you doing, you [ __ ] creep? Oh, no. I'm not a monster. Come on. What are you doing? Come on. Hey, nice vent. Oh my god. Christ. What the [ __ ] Kill it. What? What the [ __ ] Oh god. Oh god. Let me out. Let me in. All right. Bob's gone. He's dead. What was that? We can't I don't know. It's some kind of If I've seen aliens, that thing goes in your face. It lays eggs. He is compromised. We don't have to kill him, But we can't trust him anymore. That went from 0 to 60 so fast. I don't even know where that came from. Hey. Hey. How you feeling? So, where did that come from? No clue, man. I was literally looking behind you guys. I don't know. It had to have been the vent, right? Cuz I guess this doesn't look good. I'm going to look in this room. I think there was maybe a a note in here. Let me look real quick. Okay, this doesn't look good. guys. Um, Oh my god. God. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. crawled back to start an area. Big guy was very chill once he slapped me. Probably nice. Honestly, might have been my bad for sneaking up on him. I don't know where I am. Down some stairs. had to run. I think we're going to gonna be okay. So excited for my retirement. Feeling a bit trapped at the moment. Sure, it's temporary. Honestly, I don't even feel cold anymore. Where are everyone? Down some stairs. Dark. This in that first office we found near [ __ ] the hugger hallway. I wish I could hug one of you. Um, I am hugging that first dude found when we arrived. The bald one. Found bomb. We together now. He did seem to want to go. Ego's a vent with me. Might be important. I've heard of these vents. They're pretty abusive. Useful. So, I've heard. Anyway, feeling sleepy. Going to take a nap. Sweeten on the John. # lazy d taco Tuesday. There you go. Vent vent vent. You laugh? Yeah. We're safe in here kind of. Oh. Hey. Been in here before. Is Mark alive? I think so. Isn't this where we started kind of? Uh, I found a lock and a chain. That's got to be useful for something, right? Holy [ __ ] I wish there was like a app or something. Wait, actually, when you hold the tablet up, I can see like our stuff on your tablet. Holy [ __ ] I am E man. I don't type so good. That's all right. This is so tense. I think we go into the vents ASAP. Marcus said nothing in so long. I He's got to be dead, right? He's probably watching us be like, "Oh, just dead." I don't think we looked this way before. Well, there's two vents there. There's another med kit there. Yeah. Let's see if I can grab that. I feel like we want to go that way, but that's the way he went. We can see where this vent goes. It's a different vent system, right? Yeah, that's true. That's true. I wish we could get like radios. I'm sure that's a thing you could like find or buy. What the [ __ ] is that? Oh, it's out there still. It's out there still. I don't know where it went. I don't know either. There's no way Mark is alive. Mark is definitely dead. I never saw the red outline when it would go down, though. Oh man, he must have just his entire soul must have been consumed by you. They don't know about the page where you could see the status of your allies. Oh, Mark's dead. That was pretty obvious, huh? That was pretty obvious. Should I reset and should we try to do a run with Mark? Should we just let him in our asses? Yeah, why not? Get Mark back real quick. Give him one more stab at it. Hello. Hey, big guy. that was very funny. I was You see my body? Do you see my body? Wait, why are you there? I went back. I said I went back to the starting area in my chat. I was like, I crawled back here, guys. I'm safe. Did you not scroll up in the chat? No way. And I The first thing I said was, "Guys, I scrolled all the way back to the starting area. I'm safe." That was the first thing I said. I thought you meant like you were crouching. I didn't know you were dying. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was That was all the Yeah. Wait, that's your outline being down. What was weird is I got downed in that office where you guys were it and I crawled out of there all the way back to the beginning. We never saw your outline. Oh, it's okay. Sorry, dude. No, it's okay. I was watching you guys. It was It was really hard. Yeah, apparently. Well, with three, I'm sure that we can do it. All right, let's take a more stab. I know we're running out of time. Ah, we'll speedrun this. I'm sure everything's in the same location. All right, so the most important thing seems to be med kits cuz uh death seems to be happening. So vents and getting the [ __ ] out of there and sticking together. That's kind of the thing. Vents are good. Vents are good. Vents are good. Vents are good. Does that face Does the face guy do anything? You just have to get them off. Potentially he does something. Uh I guess yeah, he'll hold you so that the other guys do things. This is the way we were going before. Yeah. So here's a chain and lock over here. I guess we can lock doors. Maybe. Maybe that makes sense. Maybe we can lock them in somewhere temporarily. Oh, that might be good. Oh, it's time to get away. So, I found has a vent in it. Okay. Vent here. Oh, I I found things in the other side before I died. I found a bolt cutter and I found a torch. I think this means if we're permanently dead, we get to come back, right? Oh, that that does sound nice. Yeah, that is nice. H I found a defibrillator. I think if one of his perma dies, we can come back with That sounds good. Nice. Nice. So, if I go down, I will drop that so it doesn't like die with me. Yeah, sounds good. Okay, I got a good feeling about this. Oh, guys, go the other way real fast. It's just I have a good feeling in here. Here. They can't go in the vent. Follow me in. They can't go to the vent. Vent. Much better. Which way? Oh, it's going to be home. Going to be home. Which Which way? Go down. I think you want to go down this way. This way. I can't move actually. Hold on. There we go. Me turning. I'll follow you. You're the You're the vent expert. You're a mole man. You have the helmet every I think we want to go this way. Nice ass. trying to angle us over towards research. Yeah, I I from my I knew a way to go down. I went down and I was like, "Oh no, you guys aren't behind me." And I came back around cuz I found two items. I found some pretty good stuff. Oh, what's in here? Oh, it's stuck. Open that. I think we must be like or something. If we keep going this way to our left right now is I think the office where you originally went down, Mark. Keep this way. We come out in like the there's a double. So, this is like a and I think Oh, first aid kit. Nice. I think we want to go uh Yeah. Research, right? So, locker room here. Should I like lock Did you get the uh document here before, Mark? Uh I will get in now. Okay, got it. Whoa. Jesus. Okay, so we need bolt cutters for that. I found them before. No, he just he just put it on there. Oh, never mind. I put that on there as an effort cuz that he's he's in that part of the building down here. Oh, okay. I was thinking like he can't follow us up here if we go up to research from here. Okay, then I want to go to the storage area. Wildly guessing. I want to go to the storage area because I know where something was. Um, it's this way to the No. Well, I'm going to Wait, wait. We should stay together. Oh, you're right. We should stay together. We can go to the storage. Let's go look at storage. Okay. I think I think if I show you guys to where um remember this hallway is the double vent. If we need it, we definitely going to need the printer in time. I imagine from upstairs, but still there. Okay, but there was something else. I came this way and I found an interesting room right before I met my demise. But this room is not connected to my demise. Don't be afraid. I'm fine. My demise had nothing to do with this room. And then down here. Ignore that guy. He was He was like that. He fell down the stairs. Got it. Yes. Here's a blowtorrch right there. And then Oh, I thought there was cutters. Yeah. Bolt cutters and blow torch. So, these are specific. These were here before. So, these must be purposeful, So, then there must one window that was we thought we needed to smash. Maybe we can blow toward. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. I didn't go in here, so I don't know what's down here. This is the area I was hiding and panicking before. Oh, I think this is just down from where we were before. The up the upstairs. Okay. Yeah, we were definitely here by this loud generator thing. Okay. Hey, sweet. Notice any Oh, med kit. Oh, good. Don't have a med kit. Uh, do you have a med kit, Mark? I do not. I'll grab it. All right. Oh, we're in pretty good shape. Nearly unstoppable, I think. Oh, yeah. Almost nothing could even go wrong. Is this the office document in this office? I don't think so. I think I died too quickly. Over over here on the desk, there's a Got it. Got it. And I think if we want to navigate back to where we were, we could try the blowtorrch on the window. If we go thumps, thumps up vent vent. Get in there. Oh, he doesn't even know what got away from him. What an idiot. What a dumbass. You guys want to try that window? Oh, yeah. Do you know how to get there? Yeah. Yeah. I think we're right here. Uh, yeah. Right here. He's got a good sense of direction. This guy, can you use the blowtorrch in here? No. It says eat interact, but I can't I can't use the blow. Let me try the bolt cutters. No, nothing. What if we all try at the same time? Interesting. Hey, one of us wasn't trying. Want to circle back towards then? Uh, sure. Oh, did you want me to try? Okay. No, no, no. It's fine. It probably wouldn't have worked. We're back down that hallway, which is where I thought we would be, which is good. This door is still locked, which is probably good, I guess. Yeah, unless it's not. So, we go up to research. Now, I have a weird memory of like dying how can you remember your death? I don't know. My last thought was thumbnail. Must have been a pretty good death. Yeah, must have been. I don't know. I hope my death is a thumbnail someday. Yeah. Yeah. We all aspire to it here. Oh. Oh, wait. I was like, guys, fire. I've got a blowtorrch. That's not what those do. Huh. I can here. Hey, there's a padlock with codes, numbers. We need a code. document. Document. Document. Document. Nice. Oh, another document. Oh, nice. Oh, third document. [ __ ] love this place. I'm going to read these. Thumbs. Wait. Thumps. Thumps. Thumbs. Thumbs. Thumps. Can two fit in there? Oh, I guess not. No, no, no. I will I'll uh I'll I'll be out of here, guys. Oh [ __ ] Oh well. Ouch. Oh, hey. What's up? Oh, man. That room's that room's bad to be caught in. The stairwell was like right next to the wall where the lockers were. So, I think every time he was going down, but it's a spiral. And then every time one of the doors open, he would come back up. So, Jesus. Anyway, whatever. We tried. I That's literally the room I revived you in last round, and he didn't come in there. I thought that would be I was like we need to spread out. This will work. I just love staring at both of your eyes in the slats of the two lockers. Oh hey the dance too of like he walked away. I heard Wade get out. I was like okay. It's and then he starts coming back and both of us are like okay okay. Yeah. I guess I should have just taken one and run him away or something but that's tough. That's kind of tough. We tried. There's probably something we're missing, but it's okay. Tough game.