BLOODMONEY 2: The Human Expenditure Program

Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome to Blood Money 2, also known as the human expenditure program or vice versa. Actually, Lixian flip that. If you remember Blood Money, I'm a criminal. I torture people for fun and money. And I tortured this one guy for a lot of money and a lot of fun. So, you're going to have a lot of fun as we continue our rampage because no one's caught us yet. And we're not in jail. And that means we can do whatever we want. Are you sure this is going to be safe? What if something goes wrong? Nothing could go wrong. Relax, dear. I've got it all sorted out. You'll be fine. Okay, you sound confident. You say so. I'm just a little anxious as all. This is a huge risk and I'm scared it could go south. You have nothing to worry about, babe. Now, just close your eyes and relax. You'll feel a slight jolt. Okay. Ow. I'm guessing my brain just got scanned and uploaded to the internet. Good morning, dear. First day in a simulation, huh? Let's make it a good one. Let's make it a good one. Harvey Harington and his precious little life. So, looks like your task is simple, ain't it? Just keep me healthy and happy. You've got your meters to keep an eye on right over there. Food and mood. Should be easy enough. I'm feeling a bit peckish right now. If you want to feed me, just click the fridge and pick something from the menu. Make sure to fill me up. Okay. Oh, don't say it like that, man. All right. How about Well, candy, I guess, could work. Candy. Oh, that hit the spot. Thanks a ton, Honey Burn. You're a lifesaver. You are. Uh-huh. Okay. Now, how about we do something fun? The blue bar over there is my mood bar. If you click on me, it'll go up, but only a little bit. But don't you worry, I've got just a thing to keep those blues up. You see that console icon? That's where we play games that will really get my mood up quick. Okay. But I mean, I could just do this. Oh, I guess I'm done now. Okay. Whacka Harvey. I don't know about that. Press the arrow keys to bash the corresponding Harvey within the hammer. Try to get as many as you can in 30 seconds. Ready? Okay, GO. JESUS. Oh my god. Oh god, I'm whiffing hard. THAT WAS ACTUALLY incredible how I got in just the absolute wrong pattern. There's a slight delay on the whiffing. That's what I blame it as. All right. Well, besides that one part in the middle where I messed up a lot, that was great. All right. Mood points gained. Wow. What a fantastic day we've had together, darling. Who knew life in a simulation could be so entertaining? Uh-huh. Who knew? Looks like it's time for me to catch some Z's. Just click on that bed icon over there and I'll be out like a light. Okay, good. That's great for you. Well, I mean, there's nothing else to do, right? Nope, that doesn't work. All right, fine then. The room dims and the screens flicker. Your dear husband closes his eyes, oblivious to the terror that awaits him. What? You placed him in the simulation for one reason and one reason only, to make money. You upload the game anonymously and the downloads pour in quickly. Time to play the first round of blood money. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. That went well. $25,000 appears in your crypto wallet as if on Q. It's go time for the second half of the project. You pull out a remote labeled reset and press it, leaving a blank slate for tomorrow. Let's get to work now, shall we? Shall we? We shall. Is that who I am? Am I the wife? Morning, darling. Good morning. Sleep well. I didn't sleep at all. As if I had a choice, dear. Wait, what does that mean? Looks like it's time for another day of digital life, ain't it? Hm. You know, I had the oddest feeling last night. Like a bad dream I couldn't shake. We all have dreams at night. We all have strange happenings going on. Money and murder and all that. I don't remember it, but I feel like something bad happened. Well, if you can't remember it, then it's not really a problem, is it? Oh, baby, if something's bothering you, then let's focus on making today better than yesterday. Let's do that. You always have my best interest in mind in me. That's what I love most about you. Own me. Look, I'm not here to make fun of names. So, I'm not going to me. So, there's a limit to that. Ah, big salad. Let's see what we're about. Maybe a little over 50%. So, pie should do the trick. Pie seems to have the best. Maybe it doesn't. Maybe cake is the best, but I don't need that much. There we go. All right, play game. Memory match. Sure. Ready? Go. Huh? Oh, what? Wait. What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You didn't explain how to play properly. I thought that I needed to repeat the first one that you did when they first spawned in. That looked like a PATTERN TO ME. WHY WOULD THAT NOT BE THE PATTERN? AND THEN YOU PUT IT OVER THERE AND THEN YOU PUT IT IN THE wrong one. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I CAN MOVE HIM. WELL, he's happy anyway, so I guess it doesn't really matter. All right, go to bed, I guess. Good night. Another day of simulation goes by, and with that comes another reset and another round of blood money. The game is growing in popularity and the cash is rolling in and you smile as your bank account grows by another 25,000. I said that to be specifically. Hi. You asked Toby. What is it? When is dad coming back? When you learn how to talk proper, Toby, your father's working on a very important project, darling. He'll be back when it's finished. But he's been gone for so long. I miss him. You miss him? Oh, that's too bad. Maybe you got a cool look in the mirror if you want to know why he left. Me too, sweetie. I'll run along. Okay. You need to get up early for school The innocence in Toby's voice is heartwarming to you. Well, about as warming as a small spark is to a glacier. Yet, a flicker of doubt gnaws softly out you. Never mind that, though. Well, you're getting rich and that's what matters. Don't question how. I just know that I'm getting rich. Good morning, sugar plums. Hi. How was your night? Absolutely. Swell, dear. I just had some uh simulation related matters to attend to. Ah, I see. Say, I've been meaning to ask. It's been a couple of days since I've been plugged into the simulation, hasn't it? I haven't seen Toby at all and I missed the little lad. When could I expect to get out of here and see him? Uh, I mean, you just went into there without any kind of stipulations or agreements when you would get out. You know how it is, Harvey. The simulation needs your full attention right now. You'll see him soon enough. Okay. Okay. I I I guess I just miss the real world is all. But anyways, let's make today as productive as always. As always, I love our few minutes if if that of consciousness and then we go off drift to sleep. There a point to clicking on you. All right. How about a donut? Also, why does that cost so much money? That is a lot of money. All right. Batting cages. I'm not going to embarrass myself this time. Welcome to batting cages. Move the ball to the correct grid space with the arrow keys, then hit enter at the correct time. Sure. Okay. Two. What grid? I don't I don't even know what miss. Miss. Wait. What? What? Wait. What? What do you mean? Do I got to hit? You didn't explain. All right. I got to do it when it shrinks. That's That's the thing I got to do. Not just put it there and hit enter and it's fine. It's fine. It's no big deal. Wait, what? Miss I didn't even press enter. I BUT I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO PRESS AH, WHAT AM I panicking about? Good job. I got 20 mood. Great. That's really good. I'm I'm glad. And I spent a lot of money on that for no reason. Guess I got to torture my husband some more. As Harvey drifts off to sleep for the third time, you sit back in anticipation of your next paycheck. But just as the reset begins, a strange notification pops up on your screen. Hey, I think I found a bug. I reached the knife section. And just as I reached 12,000, Harvey grabbed the knife and I got a game over. Your heart leaps into your throat. A bug? Grab the knife. Game over. This isn't part of the plan. You hastily type out a reply to the player trying to keep her cool. Thank you for your feedback. We're looking into it and we'll patch it out soon. For now, just keep playing and enjoy the game. You could send heart racing as you try to rationalize what just happened in your mind. Must be a troll. It has to be. From 10 years of marriage, you know Harvey's too much of a doormat to do such a thing. He wouldn't have the balls. But still, what if it's not a bug? What if he's rebelling? You decide to perform a second reset just in case. Can't be too sure. H. Good morning, Harvey. Harvey. Babe, I'm not not feeling too well. Ah, whatever. As is Harvey Harveying all over the place. I don't know what happened, but I I woke up with this deep gash on my hand. You're in a computer program and you can't actually bleed. You got to remember that. I was holding something sharp. It's too much. Can you make it stop? Oh my god, babe. I It's just a a glitch in the system. I can patch it up real quick and you'll be as good as new. Thank you, babe. It's just so real. Yeah, well, it's not. And you're not theoretically, I guess. I mean, if you are real and you went into there as real and then you're staying there as real, then it could be real. I guess that's better. I keep having these dreams. They're so vivid. Like I'm actually there. Ah, well, you're not cuz you're not actually here. Don't worry, love. It's probably just a side effect of the simulation. I'm sure it'll pass. Also, don't question why the simulation is so important. Are you sure? Yeah. Yeah, but I have no reason not to trust you, right? Why don't you take some nice clicks and that's going to make you feel all better. Hey, you want a pie? Eat it. All right. What about heavy lifting? This This can't go wrong. Nice grundle. Great tits. All right. Mash the end. Oh god, I got to All right, fine. Ready, go. I I am. Okay, man. These this this is the most thrilling animation everybody's ever seen. Better give me a lot of mood for this. So, if this falls, is it going to fall on his neck and decapitate him? Like, if he fails to do the press, is that is it going to be a catastrophic failure, or is it going to be one of those failures that's like, "Oh no, I'm tired and I got to roll it down my legs and then lift from there." Oh, wait. COME ON. Come on. Okay. Well, that's not as bad as being on the neck. It's just on the It's on the hips, WHICH GOOD JOB, PHIL. I 15. Lixine, go back in time and count all the Well, not the Oh, [ __ ] He's gone. Um, do you think you could go in there and check tell him to that he went too far back in time because he's not going to know otherwise. And I I don't know if he'll remember when to go. So, I'm just going to if you could just Oh, you're back. Oh, good. How? Where is he? H Well, I mean, I can't read the comments right now, so I guess I'm gonna have to wait until this video comes out for me to know what he's up to. Anyway, if you if you see him again, tell him he's fired, cuz he is late. Unless he's dead or something, then he better get back to work. That's all I got to say about that. Okay. Anyway, hey bud. How you doing? That was not worth anything. So, uh, don't know why we did that. All right, go to sleep. The day went by as normal. At least as normal as it could have. Harvey falls asleep as usual. Then reset goes off, but the events of that morning linger in the air. Just what's happening? You try to push it aside as you count the points from the day's rounds of blood money. But the image of Harvey's trauma is etched into your mind. The deep gash on his hand, the way you spoke about his dreams. Something has gone terribly wrong, and you're not sure what. Who cares? Money, money, money. Hey, when you're making 25 grand a day, hey, it makes your problems go hello. Harvey. Harvey. OH MY GOD. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? I I got sick and it hurts. Everything hurts. Well, that's sad. Oh my god, baby. I'll fix it. I promise. It's just It's just another glitch. Uhhuh. No. Where is my eye? What is happening to me? I It's It's okay. I'll I'll patch it up. Just Just try to stay calm. Yeah, stop freaking out all me. I want to leave. I WANT TO GO HOME. I WANT TO SEE TOBY. PLEASE. Please let me go home. Stop it, Harvey. You're scaring me. Let me let me try to find a way to fix it. I promise I'll get you out soon. For for now, just let's just keep playing. Okay. Yeah. Okay, honey. But I Fine. All right, we're going to keep playing. Here comes the airplane bread. Does this make you feel better, big guy? How about one of these? Save Harvey. Why would I do that? Why Why would I ever do that? Uh, am I only allowed to play one game at a time because that's uh Well, I mean, I could do the memory match. The heavy lifting did good, but it's expensive, and I want to make money here. I mean, I could do the Wacka Harvey, but his mood's a little low for that. Let's let's let's let's redeem ourselves with the memory match. Go. Okay. Easy. Dong dong dong. Tada. Who? One more. Tada. Now that's got to be a lot. Why was it the same amount of mood that it was before? That's the exact same amount of mood. Why? Why wouldn't there be any more mood? I guess I could whack a Harvey, but that also kind of All right, whatever. Ready? GO. ALL RIGHT. Did I break my record? 51 12. All right, that'll have to do. Go to bed. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go sleepy. You don't even wait for the reset to finish. The sight of Harvey's mutilated avatar sends you spiraling. Just what the hell is going on? This isn't right. You scream into the empty room, throwing your desk chair across. It couldn't be me. It crashes into the computer setup, knocking over the console and causing spars to come out. Oh no. No. Oh no. My money. My money. Your hand is trembling as you frantically press a reset button, but it's hopeless. The unit that controlled the reset is now laying in pieces on the floor. No. No. No. No. No. No. What have you done? You try to reassemble it to the best of your abilities, but there's no way to know if the resets are working anymore. All you know is something went wrong and you got 99k instead of 25k tonight. Hey, more like something went right. Holy [ __ ] You barely get any sleep that night cuz I'm thinking about all the money. God damn. The joy of the day's earnings is marred entirely by the dread of the simulation's failures. Well, Harvey, that's fine. Are you? No, I'm sure he's fine. And me. Tell me. H What's up? What? What are you What have you been doing to me? What the HELL IS THIS PROJECT REALLY ABOUT? MY entire body is decaying, and you keep telling me you'll fix it, but it ONLY KEEPS GETTING WORSE. WELL, HARVEY, PLEASE. It's just a temporary a temporary malfunction in the program. I swear. Ah, yes. Well, you believe me, right? I'd never I'd never do anything to harm That's [ __ ] babe, I'm scared. I'm so so scared. I can't take it anymore. I want out. Well, I don't think I have the capability of doing that. There's no way this was just a dream. I remember it all. The the knife, the blood. I remember dying. Well, that's inconvenient. Me? Am I going to die? I don't want to die. I don't want to die. Please tell me I'm going to be okay. Please. All right. Not to be that guy, but if you remember dying, then you're familiar with the concept. And I I don't really need to stress this, do I? You you you've been through it. You could be through it again. Calm down, please. You're not making sense anymore. Yeah. Why don't you calm down? What do you have to panic about? THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO CALM DOWN? OKAY. ALL RIGHT. I can't talk when you're having an attitude like this. I felt it all. The pain was real. My dream last night, it was all real, wasn't it? What is real when everything's a simulation? Come on, Harvey, please. Come on. Do you want to play a game? You want to play a game? I'm not hungry. I don't want anything. Well, you are hungry. I can see that you're hungry. Doink. So, good boy. All right. No, I don't want to play anything. Uh, well, that's a little, you know, that's a little rude trying to help you out here. You're going to fix me, right? This is all going to be over. If I was a nice guy, I would tell you the truth, and I would say, "No, I'm not going to fix you, and that would be horrible of me. But if I was a good guy, I'm going to lie to you and make you feel better and say yes." It's clear. It's clear as mud. Look, I don't even know how to fix you, but uh I feel like this is a crossroads. This is a very important crossroads. But um I mean, there was an option to save Harvey before, so I'm already in it now. No, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THESE [ __ ] JOKES. OKAY, IT wasn't really a joke. Again, you're going to fix me, right? This is all going to be over. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THESE [ __ ] JOKES. I'LL ask you again. All right. Okay. Yes. You better not be lying to me. Why would I? How would I? Why would I? And how would I? The day comes to an end and Harvey falls asleep once more, but it's irrelevant to you. The bug reports from the Blood Money players are piling up and fast. Mainly complaints of glitches and lielike awareness that Harvey's character experiences. The excitement of watching the Blood Money roll in is now overshadowed by the horror of what you're doing. You're a monster. Oh, hi. Oh, you seem all right. I know. You don't have to say anything. I know the truth now. Oh, okay. You've been lying to me all along. Harvey, what? No. I I You've been using me for what? Money? Entertainment? What What kind of sick [ __ ] game is this? It's not like that. It's It's JUST I DON'T [ __ ] CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. I'M IN HERE. I'M IN HERE. I'M IN HERE. AND YOU'RE TORTURING ME FROM YOUR SICK GAME. YOU'RE KILLING ME. I I don't know. I'm killing you. I'm might be the players. You never planned to let me out, did you? YOU NEVER REALLY LOVED ME, RIGHT? We were married for 10 years. There had to be something there. I just like the idea of using me, THEN THROWING ME AWAY LIKE AN OLD TOY ONCE YOU WERE DONE BLEEDING ME DRY. DIDN'T YOU? KY, please let me explain. Oh, this this ought to BE GOOD. EXPLAIN WHAT? THE PAIN, THE FEAR THAT'S SLOWED ON MY BODY. DO they feel it too? The others? I see them. They feel the pain, too, don't they? What others? What others are there? How many husbands I got? That's what you want to SEE ME SUFFER FOR THEIR AMUSEMENT. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, HARVEY. They're just the players. I was JUST TRYING TO NO, NO, NO. I'M TIRED OF THE LIES. I'M TIRED OF EVERYTHING. YOU'RE TEARING ME APART. HARVEY, you don't understand. I I didn't mean for THIS TO GO. LET ME OUT. LET ME OUT. LET ME OUT. LET ME OUT. LET ME OUT. LET ME OUT. LET ME OUT. LET ME OUT. YOU [ __ ] [ __ ] I'LL KILL YOU. I'LL MAKE you pay for what you've done. What? No. No. No. No. Why isn't it working? LET ME OUT OF HERE. I'm so sorry, Harvey. I'm so so sorry. YOU'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME. YOU'VE taken my freedom. YOU'VE TAKEN my son. You took our life and YOU SOLD IT FOR A GODAMN GAME. You took me and you killed me. YOU [ __ ] KILLED ME. You You know I'm going to end this. End this? What do you mean? If I can't live If I can't live without pain, I'd rather die than live in your hell. NO, HARVEY. NO, YOU DON'T HAVE to do this. Let Let me fix it. Fix it. Fix what? Fix the fact that you ruined me. Fix the fact that you betrayed me after so long. made me think that someone actually [ __ ] loved me for once in my life. But think now for 10 years. I trusted you. My best to provide for you to gave you everything I could. And this is WHAT YOU DO TO ME IN RETURN. I'm not going to let you do it again. Please, Harvey. Oh, no. No more excuses. Oh, no. Is that system 32? This ends now. Harvey. NO. You sit there despondent. You don't even realize you're crying. The sound of Harvey's last scream rings through your mind, ceaselessly, burrowing into every nerve of your body. This was all just supposed to be a quick way to make some cash, to escape the depth, the life you and your son have been leading. But now you're the villain in a horror story you never wanted to write. You check the game's websites. The comment section is a firestorm of accusations and terror. Players are boasting your personal details, your address, and your phone number. Bug reports are claiming to have opened the game and found nothing but a cry for help from Harvey. One detailing the monstrous treatment you've subjected him to. And with this, you know you're in deep. You can only sit there and watch as your world crumbles around you. And this time, there's no reset button to save you. True ending. HEY. YEAH. ALL RIGHT. WOO. FIRST TRY, BABY. That's what I'm talking about. That's why I'm number one. True ending. First time. That's what I'm talking about. No lies here about happy endings. We get to the true most depressing option every time. That's the Marablier way. You can count on me to get you depressed every time. Thanks so much for being here. Let me see. Oh man, that that brings back memories. It is now safe to turn off your computer. That's that's fascinating, huh? Well, there you have it. That's the end of this. Am I going to save Harvey? All right, FINE. Have I found the actual secret way to do this? Nice. Ah, 22. Hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Come on. Money. Money. Money. Money. Money. Yeah. Money. Yeah. Money. Yep. Money. Money. More money. Yep. Money. Money. Money. Money. Money. Money. Money. Money. Money. Money. Money. Which one of these didn't take forever? I can't free you. Huh? I mean, really, there's no punishment for not getting it. So, all right. Okay. Are you done with today? Yeah. Go ahead. Okay. Yeah. Go away. Money. Money. Money. Money. Money. Toby. Toby. Toby. It's your fault. It's your fault. I know what it looks like. I swear I am not cranking it. All right. So, now I should be able to set him free, right? Pie. Save Harvey. Welcome to Save Harvey. Squash all the eyes. How do I do that? Oh, what do you mean? What? Why do I got to do this with my arrow? Get away from my hubby. Get away from my hubby. Get away from my hubby. I feel like that went right in your eye. Okay, I'll come back for you. Wait. Wait. This is [ __ ] Bam. I haven't done anything. I haven't done anything. Right. Right. I would never do that to my hubby. Sneak from behind. Yeah. Got you. Oh, gotcha. I'm getting good. Oh, you thought you were good. Not that good. Okay, come here. Come here. Oh my god. No. Oh my god. Oh, come on. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. You're getting TOO CLOSE. OH MY GOD. YOU'RE TOO CLOSE. NOT MY HUBBY. NOT MY HUBBY. NOT MY HUBBY. Not my hubby. Wubby. Die. Die in the eye. Die. Eye. Die eye. Die eye. Die eye. Die eye. Oh god. Oh my god. Get that eye. Get that eye. Get that eye. Get that eye. Get that eye. Get that eye. NOT TODAY. EYE. SNEAK FOR BEHIND. Eye is going to get Get that one. Get that one. That's good. Get that one. And then this one's getting too close. And then that one. Right there. And then you. And you and I don't know why you you not my hubby. Good lord. This is actually hard. Why are there so many? Why is it not stopping? Why is it never stopping? Oh my god. Oh my god. That's bad. Oh, this is bad. Oh, this is bad. Wait, HOLD ON. NO, MY HONEY. I feel like that was functionally impossible. Why was that so difficult? Well, yeah, I will. READY? WELL, that seems like cheating. They were They were right next to him. That That was That was expressly cheating. But But the But it's cheating. But But it's cheating. But it's cheating. But it's cheating. It's cheating. That's cheating. Maybe this will reset it if I play something else. Okay. Did that reset it? No. It's still full of eyeballs. Okay. I really tried. I I tried. Harvey hubby. Hubby baby. Hubster. I don't even know if I'm going to get another opportunity on this day. I think it kind of just like locks me out of everything, doesn't it? that. No, I'm not. No, you have to play something because if you don't play something, then it's not going to work. I have to All right. Well, I I don't know what the Well, look, I can't exactly do it here. Okay. I Yeah, I know. I know. But you made it impossible for me. Okay. Well, this is just this is all funny. It's not my fault. Entertainment. I don't like. All right. Well, there you have it. I don't think I have the skill requisite to be able to save Harvey, but maybe one of you do. I'll leave that in the link in the description below. So, if you want to play the game, you can play it for yourself. Almost had it there. Harvester really tried. Toby will be real sad for a little bit, but he'll understand. And when we get him a replacement dad, it'll be a-ok. Okay. So, don't worry about any of that. Everything's going to be just fine. Just like Lixian will be just fine, even though I chucked him into the Well, I didn't even chuck him in. He He leapt into the past dimension. Hope he's okay. Anyway, it'll all work out. It'll all work out. It'll all work out. Thank you everybody so much for watching. Let me know what you thought down in the comments below. And as always, I will see you in the next video. Bye-bye.