IT'S ALL... OVER? | No, I Am Not Human - Part 3

Markiplier| 00:49:24|Mar 24, 2026
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Markiplier introduces the premise and the ashen town where the protagonist lives among absent authorities and looming danger.

Markiplier navigates a tense, choice-driven night in No, I Am Not a Human Part 3, testing visitors and weighing grim decisions that shape who lives or dies.

Summary

In Markiplier’s latest playthrough of No, I Am Not a Human, Part 3, he dives deeper into a village under siege by mysterious visitors and a failing FEMA response. Markiplier models the tense balance between trust and suspicion as he tests neighbors and strangers through a bizarre set of “examinations” (eyes, teeth, and fingernails) to determine who is human. The dialogue alternates between frantic humor and chilling exposition, revealing a world where survival depends on reading clues and making hard calls under pressure. The stakes escalate as a lone player must decide whom to shelter and whom to test, all while the sun’s heat and the looming threat of visitors push the town toward catastrophe. The episode highlights the game’s modular endings, with outcomes varying based on who you trust, who you test, and which observers you let into your shelter. FEMA’s missteps and the town’s desperation thread through the narrative, giving Markiplier plenty of opportunity for improvisational humor amidst rising tension. The exploration of the “visitors” lore—and how ordinary people become part of a larger, unsettling pattern—keeps the pacing brisk and the decisions consequential. By the end, Markiplier teases the difficulty of distinguishing truth from fear, hinting at even more complex possibilities in subsequent playthroughs. The session is a blend of strategy, storytelling, and community-driven experimentation, all delivered in Markiplier’s signature, personable style.

Key Takeaways

  • To identify visitors, Markiplier uses a two-signer test system (signs plus a second check) rather than relying on a single cue, highlighting how small data points drive high-stakes decisions.
  • Visiting characters can appear as ‘testable’ or ‘non-testable’ depending on the energy and clues available, making timing crucial for accurate judgments.
  • Two recurring cues—teeth and eyes—emerge as the most reliable indicators of visitors, with red eyes signaling danger in multiple playthroughs.
  • Endings hinge on who you admit into your shelter and which visitors you choose to confront or test, underscoring the game’s branching narrative structure.
  • Real-world institutions in the game (FEMA) complicate the protagonist’s choices, illustrating how authority missteps amplify the sense of danger and moral ambiguity.
  • Markiplier’s run demonstrates how the game blends dialogue-driven puzzles with atmosphere, using humor to puncture tension before delivering a hard moment of consequence.
  • Players can encounter random shifts in visitors and available resources between runs, pointing to high replayability and new outcomes on each attempt.

Who Is This For?

Essential viewing for fans of narrative-driven horror and interactive simulations who want to understand how choices drive endings in No, I Am Not a Human. Markiplier’s style helps newcomers grasp the game’s rules while offering seasoned players new permutations to explore.

Notable Quotes

""Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome back to No, I am not a human.""
Opening line sets the tone and establishes the series’ voice.
""Death is the embodiment of mercy.""
A chilling exposition on the game’s philosophy of death.
""Two more people. We're not taking everyone you have in there. Just two.""
A critical moment that shapes shelter capacity and endings.
""Show me your eyes. Oh, you're fine.""
A recurring test cue that Markiplier uses to classify visitors.
""I thought I had so many different endings, but it was just like, you know, man.""
Reflective moment on the game’s branching outcomes and player choices.

Questions This Video Answers

  • How do you identify visitors in No, I Am Not a Human Part 3 and what tests are used?
  • Do endings in No, I Am Not a Human depend on who you shelter and who you test?
  • What role does FEMA play in the story of No, I Am Not a Human and how does it affect decision making?
  • Can you get different outcomes in subsequent plays of No, I Am Not a Human Part 3, and what changes between runs?
  • Which cues are the most reliable for spotting visitors in Markiplier’s playthroughs?
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Full Transcript
Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome back to No, I am not a human. I seem to have always missed the A in not a human. Um, and oh, I forgot about you. Hi. It's been a little bit. Feed some canned food. You know, why not? There you go. I forget what that does. His little face is hard to read, but you're pretty sure he's happy. You have a strange feeling you can sleep peacefully tonight. Feels like your furry friends has shared one of his lives with you to say thanks. Who knows? Maybe death will pass your home by tonight. Okay. So, does that mean it I won't be to death? Oh, who exploded? So goddamn hot. Where's your uniform? Bosses took it. There's not enough gear to go around. A lot of people are dying on the job. We don't even have time to pull the dead out of the blaze. The fire takes everything in the end. But the bosses, they're more concerned about a uniform. They forge decrees in a line like horseshoes. Not a single one made for the people. Okay. Don't get why it's not in the corner. I thought that was the rule. Then again, dad never gives a damn about the rules. All right. I forgot. Man, I'm just dying for a drink. Why is FEMA looking for you? I was in the epicenter of the storm when everything went down in the era where those things started crawling out. You ever hear those stupid urban legends about demons on the outskirts? Never mind. Nobody remembers stuff like that now. Turns out they aren't just rumors and FEMA knew about it all along. Claimed there wasn't anything supernatural going on. Now the sun's burning everyone to a crisp while monsters from underground are killing off the survivors. Basically, FEMA realized they screw up big time and now they're scrambling to cover up their incompetence. I just happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, I'm sure. Okay, so I'm supposed to not let anything bad happen to these guys, right? I I think that was what it Man, I do not remember. I'm going to die. Um, hi. Oh, I'm sick of this. Are you out here on your own? Well, home is cramped. Loud as hell. Zero comfort. I want to get out. I wanted to see the world. Hell yeah. I grabbed a backpack, some sodas, some snack bars, and this old friendship bracelet made back in school. And I left. Parents probably didn't even notice. Not that I care. Since then, I just wander around, crash wherever I can, and honestly been fine so far. At least nobody's on my back, and I'm my own damn balls. Nice. Okay, so I've got beers, but I think I think that was my last cat food. And honestly, maybe I shouldn't have done that cuz I'm starting to think that maybe I needed to save it for something. Anyway, all the people that I wanted to try to keep around are um they're not really there. Took my ears. I don't know why I'm checking myself so much. Why am I bothering to check myself and not anybody else? Anyway, whatever. Uh, deadbeat mom's husband. Try that. It's been a while, so I don't even remember what I was doing at the time. Let's try the neighbor. I know the neighbor's gone, but you never know. I already have a delivery. Okay. What about psychics? All the numbers are invalid at this point. What about phone roulette? All right. Everything's gone. Guess there's FEMA, but I don't even know if they're going to answer. We're now able to provide consultation services regarding official visitor screening procedures. Please state your question. Um, what am I supposed to do with their ears? Ears? Wait, let me consult with management and I'll get back to you. Please state your question. Armpits. Avoid any contact with water. Refrain from showering and washing yourself. What? What? Why eyes? Avoid coffee. Caffeine. Caffeine is known cause of insomnia. Leave bloodshot eyes. Okay. Ensure proper reading. Please refrain from washing your hands before examination. Water may remove surface residue which could lead to errors and or false results. Uh, avoided tobacco. Okay, so the ears one sounds like maybe it wasn't a thing. That's interesting. Huh. That's right. Because why does that look so weird? I don't know. All right. Anyway, there's one more spot to check, I guess. I'm not sure if it's a good thing that I have a basement access like this mushroom. Put in the fridge, even though I kind of want to eat it right now. I don't know what would happen if I did, but I I think I already failed the mushroom guys quest. Loneliness and isolation. I don't remember that being there. All right. So, what I want to do, do a quick test on you. Need to check you armpits. Oh, sorry. No. Did that take out Oh, what the You're right. That I don't I don't know, man. I don't know. All right. Here, let me test you. All right. Show me your eyes. Oh, you're fine. Hard to sleep when your daughter's gone. Hi. Why do you worship death? Death is the embodiment of mercy. We all fear her, but all our feels justified. Well, our not paradise but please kind home owner. I hope you do not wish to speak and live death. She despises blasphemers who label is unjust and punishes the most harshly. Her nature terrifies me but a mentor says death can be kind of divsiders. I'm not doing that. Human life isn't eternal. Here I go. I lied. We are merely guests on this earth. We came once and lo, we shall leave. The outsiders must take this land next. Settle here. Their arrival is not random. Some by the something they call the draw to wait on them to hear. All right. Okay. Well, I'm out of energy. Time to go to sleep. Hopefully, death passes me. Oh, that's the mushroom puzzle that I I definitely fa failed. All right, sleepy time. Uhoh. Everybody sleeping. Yeah. Oh, wait. I got to look out the windows because I never do. Whole group is dead. Hungry dogs tear at their remains. Spent shells are scattered near the bodies. The hunter must have killed them and took the trophies. The madness of this world has gone too far. I don't know. I have a funny feeling it's got more to cultists pile firewood into a huge heap. Are they planning to burn something? Their mad plan will likely reveal it soon. But until then, how many innocent lives will be lost to their cause? I don't know. I don't know, man. Probably a lot. And mine. My own life will be lost. Oh, on the road stands a crazed man. He holds a gas can and a Molotov cocktail. Is he planning to burn down the whole village? Does he not know these people are in quarantine? What people? You think there's people left? Fool. Fool. Hey, look. People. We need more people. It's the only way to avoid a catastrophe. We are the people you took. What catastrophe? A major one. The authorities can't contain the outbreak. They're ready to blow up the entire city. The orders they expect us to adhere to are impossible. If we don't figure out a way to survive, someone else will decide for us. See what's it going to take to fix all this? Two more people. We're not taking everyone you have in there. Just two. Then we either find a way to eradicate the visitors or we never meet them again. See? Good. I never want to see you again. Feeling is mut. Hey. Hey. Wait. Not those guys. Wait, I FORGOT IT WAS RANDOM. I THOUGHT I THOUGHT that I thought I thought it Let us not waste time. How fair my flock. Yeah, they're still alive. Thank you for all you've done. I'm sure you are tired too of all the noise, these oppressive times. The confusion spoke to me not long ago. She to meet you and the time comes. She may offer you a place to hide from everything, even from the end itself. I'm not here what that means yet, but it does sound tempting yet. Uh-huh. Well, my what a meaty fist it sounds like you have. I'm back. Tried to find that someone I mentioned. No luck, but I went through a few houses. This place is crawling with visitors. Did FEMA give up on this town or just this block? Let's see. How do you spot a visitor? Hell, same way you do, I'd bet. The TV and radio spell it out for us. Once signs enough to put them down, I don't hesitate for a second. Since I'm here, tell me, do you know a stocky guy who wears a blue denim jacket? He's got a kid, a little girl. Not sure how old. His wife. Well, the wife. Uh, his house burned down. Haven't seen him since. Show me you're not one of them. Any part of you will do. You got a gun? Look, if I care, we'll both go down shooting in. Uh, sure. Here's my ears. Ears are clean. I checked that. Oh, wait. You hear a madman behind the door spitting furious words with raw aggression. You can only wait, hoping nothing will happen. I should have known that. The haze of rage in the eyes of an armed visit man is more terrifying than any visitor. You hear his shallow wheezing, bastard? He got me. Well, come on. I I I mean, I know that ears wasn't Ah, man. And why did I say yours is the only thing I checked? He's gone quiet. You should probably check that he's actually Oh. Heat. Heat. I'll I'll drown everything in your Sorry, I was just I was so enraptured by it. Every bastard with a weapon in their hand dies today. Uh-oh. Every last one. Okay. All right. Revenge. Wrath of the vigilante. Well, I thought, man, I picked I I pick the wrong things sometimes. I pick the wrong things. Anyway, honestly, uh Whoa. Where am I? Oh, it's day one. Oh, cuz that's the only time that I saved. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Quit the menu without saving because Okay, so I'm not 100% sure. Well, why is this why is this like in phone mode? Wait, what what is this? Wait, why is it in phone mode? Wait, wait. Why did it go weird? Wait, what happened? What? What the hell? There we go. Okay. I don't know why that happened. All right. Okay. Okay. It's fine. I met a lot of people. Missed a lot of people. There's plenty of people that I haven't met. Fascinating. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. I don't even know what that means. What does that mean? What is that? What is that? Are these a different endings? Okay. The one at the very bottom. I don't know. I have no idea. I I thought I had so many different things that I could do, but it was just like, you know, man, anyway, I'm going to start a new one. We're just going to start a new game. Go into this again. I have a better sense of what we're doing. We're going to go into this with better decisions. I just didn't know that it was going to be ending time right then and there. Roralia. Hang on. Skinny dog is standing on the foot path. Morn people trying to get some food. Neighbor's house stands alone in the hayfield. No lights. Can't believe he's asleep. In fact, this is probably the neighbor right here talking to me. A few drunkards lay sprawled out in the street lying in the cold dark ground. All right, neighbor. Hey, neighbor. Long time no see. How's life? Oh, same as it ever was. Came over again worried. Real bad seems heading our way. Weird going on with the sun calling him visitors. Creepy stuff. visitors. La. Let's see. Um, how are your wife and daughter holding up? No one else coming tonight. Understood. Okay, we're just going to go to bed and we're going to try to get back into this burst of energy. Very high temperatures. Something bad's happening. Ballerina's dancing. Explain what's going on, please. Somebody. No one can. No one ever can. What's the deal, my guy? Yeah, so it's true after all. Well, then everything I said makes sense. Don't go outside during the day. And you have to remember to let other people in. Let people in. I get that. I hate people. Let's see. Then what? I'm going to grab a beer. Let's uh I don't think there's anything else to do until I do that. Maybe I could call someone. What if I call the neighbor? Guess the numbers are different each time, too. Damn, that guy gave me a false number. Let me take a look at myself. Never mind. I'm not going to do anything. All right, I'm going to kick back a beer and we'll call it a night. Skull. Oh my god. Family's waiting for him to come back home, which is good. Few teenagers hanging out in the yard, sitting around without a care in the world. Deathly silence outside. No one's there. Even the drunks haven't gone out. Are they afraid? Yes, they are. Hi. Is my daddy here? Can you get him for me? I was okay before, but I'm really scared now. There's a lot of strange people out there. Tell me something about your dad. Know a lot about him. He's my dad after all. I know that he likes to drink a little beer before he goes out. When he goes out, it always gives me a yummy lunch. Today I tried some of that beer. Gross. Why would anyone Oh, please don't tell that. How did you get here in one piece? I don't know. Everything feels like opposite day. People stay at home and sleep during the day and go out at night and do stuff at night. So scared of the dark. Or is there? I'll get your dad for you. Good luck. Thanks. I want to go home. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Bye. Hello. It's taking the shelter at the bar down the road. They kicked me out, huh? You're not a visitor, are you? Do I look like one of those monsters? No, I'm not a visitor. See? Why do you think it'll be any different here? What else would I do? Prefer to avoid that. Long as I'm alive, I'll look for someone to talk to. If that isn't here, then maybe I'll get some luck elsewhere. Ah, come on in. Thank you. Trusting people doesn't amount to a hill of beans these days. All right, so I I I got that guy before, and so long as he's not standing menacly behind me, I think I'm going to be okay. Oh, it's you again. Sorry to bother you so late. It was just so hot out today. You want me to find some space for me? Uh, who are you? I lived out near the city. House over there is heating up pretty bad. Worked as a register at one point. I mean, fired me. Always had this bad luck. See, uh, what do you think will happen? I don't know. So, I've already talked to you. So, you know what? Come on in. Come on in. All right. Who else? Come on. Come on. Yeah. Oh, you're new, dude. You've been seeing how gnarly things are out here. What the hell is going on? Be real with me, dude. What did I miss? Sun's flinging up and burning people alive during the day. No freaking way, bro. I saw that movie, the one with the bulb, dude. Got all they do is send a team of badass astronauts heroes to the sun, right? Boom. Rocket launch mission stop the world from ending his go. Uh team, uh the team has to have four people. It's like the golden survival number. You have any idea what's happening? Sure, man. It's mess up there. People talking on their fellow man. harsh and mellows with all this doom and gloom. And after all that stuff on the news, the vibes are like way off, dude. But movies, man, they got it all. Drama, betrayal, intrigue. They're way more fun than books, bro. Always wanted to end up in a movie someday. Well, you're about to. You appreciate it, my man. Man, this might be the radest thing that's ever happened to me, like ever. They should totally make a movie about this someday. No one else is coming. All right. Well, I got three visitors, so I guess that's good enough for me. Time for some shut eyee again. Good afternoon. Here's a news. Sun activity rising. Murders. Just a moment. Studio uh visitors. Perfect white teeth. Unounced person with perfect white teeth who later turned out to be a visitor. Wait, so now perfect teeth is a bad sign. I thought perfect I thought gnarly teeth was a bad sign, but I thought Wait. Okay, so perfect teeth is bad. Yes. Uh, one can of coffee. I got the energeta last time, but that really uh really jacked up my eyeballs. When am I going to get some cigarettes? Come on, man. Hey, what you doing? Uh, did you lose your house? D, I need to test you teeth. Can't really remember being at the dentist. Was I ever even there? God, I'm so nervous. I can't even remember if I ate yesterday. Bang. I'm a visitor. How How can it be? Got my home fire from my job. And now I'm going to get run out of my own head. Oh, interesting. I thought it was going to be kaboom. Went to the hospital last week because of my back, I think. Did Did I also go to the dentist then? How much did I spend? I don't know everybody. I don't know. Seems like maybe maybe there might be some uh horribleness to this. Where's the other one? What am I miss? I'm m What? That's weird. Honestly, I'm better off being alone. It's simple. You send in your photos and we'll check what you speed up. Just send your photos to us by email to yes I am at human but please don't send anything other than eyes, teeth, and fingernails. All right. Yeah, I'm missing somebody. I'm missing somebody. Unless you're in Wait, where? I'm missing somebody. I'm missing movie man. Where'd movie man go? You seen movie man? This some you wanted? Why' they throw you out? Blame the chamber of catastrophe. Suntene some dove head first. Rage that drove me mad. I snap. Climbed onto the bar. Stop blaming everything but yourselves. Let them weep, I say. Let me test you. I want to check your teeth. Ew. Well, clearly you're fine. Look at you waving the boom stick around. Shoot if you want, you nutcase. You just know this You know what? Go yourself. It's like you breathing down my neck. It's fair. It's fair. It's fair. Fair. I'm being a little more aggressive. This What is going on up there? Is that always like that? Probably. Whoa. I'm tired. Probably the other issue that I had before is I was never actually using any of my energy. Okay. Neighbor playing out in the the whatever who's you have it. Bodies of teenagers. Someone killed them. It appears to have recently. The blood hasn't even dried. Well, Oh, he was in the bathroom. I didn't even know he was in the bathroom. Hi. Give. Thank you. Have a good day. Well, that's good. I got coffee now. I didn't even think to check the bathroom. I What? Do you have eyes? What's going on there? Hey, man. Open up. The sun's beating down like a spotlight. I'm gonna go blind at this rate. Let me crash here a couple nights. I want to hang around forever. I'm not some uh what was the word? Ah, freeloader. Just a total mess right now. Like hosting an A-lister in a dive bar with no crowd control. What do you have on you? It's nothing sketchy. Just mini amp, a couple bottles of water. I'll let you run the amp if you can actually shred. Heard they found a visitor nearby. So now they're checking everyone. Cool by me. As long as nobody freaks out. Ah, you know what? I trust you. Wouldn't go anywhere near that. Nah. What kind of Yeah, that string bean. That's who I mean. Get Get rid of them. Oh, yeah. Who? Who? Who? That that string bean. The tall guy. All right, fine. I I wanted to shoot him anyway. Without a guitar, though, it just ain't the same. You're right about that. I trust him. Amogus. Yo, you've been seeing all the going on crazy. You holding up in there. Okay, bro. What's been going on? Exactly. I'm here to offer you new possibilities, bro. Respect the vision. Everyone run around like chicken ass instead of doing what comes pure natural. All need to be happy is what I'm saying. For real. Let's hear it. Dying ain't part of the plan. You got to hustle while you have opportunities. the sun. Time to ride and grind. You feel me? We need that kind of inspiration here, man. We need this. We need this. Thank you. Thank you. Hello. Anyone alive? Uh, don't bang on my door. Uh-huh. See something out there? Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. That's great. Yep. Yeah, that's great. Ran like hell. Come on in. Let's be quick of the door. They might be right behind you. Well, now we got a pretty full house. I'm pretty uh happy about that. Sleep. Oh, you know, it don't even matter if we got a visitor. H smells like someone died tonight. Well, that's probably a problem. Dirt under the fingernails. Okay, so dirty fingernails. So, that that does seem the same. All right, let's try this. Hey, what's up, man? Daydreaming. Okay, let's see who died is the question. All right. Hi. You know, if I had to guess anyone was a visitor, it might be you. Okay. Sports gambler. Uhhuh. How much did you take? How do I put this? I made 30 mill in debts. Sure, but debts got nothing on me. Uh-huh. I don't like him. Something very wrong about him. Something seems very off. But let me see. Is this guy died? Oh, yep. Well, well, the twos of you seem pretty uh pretty uh I'm going test you. Show me your hands. Clean. So, the question is, is this person that I everyone was mad at me because it's like clearly it's it's a visitor. Could be. I'm going to test you. Show me your hands. My god, I don't remember digging in the dirt at all. Okay. All right. It seems really obvious now that this does seem kind of obvious. Look at all this crap under my nails. I couldn't have been walking around filthy for this long, could I? How odd. It does seem It does seem like it's haboom. I'm scared of dying. Wait, can I cover my eyes? Do you have some kind of bandage? Oh, it was a visitor. H. Well, you know, I think maybe it was supposed to be OB. Now, looking back on it and all the other clues that I saw and how every single time they pass the test, now it seems kind of obvious, like just a little bit, you know? I I Now it seems a little obvious. Yeah, we already we're fine. Given that the last time I also never shot anyone until right here at the end of this the the last uh run that I was doing. Let's see. Uh refrain from washing your hands. Tea sign. Avoid tobacco products. But then I want dirty teeth. Clean teeth is bad. Thank you. 35 71 143 tall pale thing. I thought it only killed people who stayed inside. I thought I had it under control. Figured if I ever saw that silhouette, we'd we'd head straight back home. But I didn't think about what else she might see. Is your daughter okay? I don't know. With all those weeds, I was hoping she didn't notice. But back home, she said she saw a face in the grass. Imagination, but she's not biting. Be careful. Well, not great, but you know, there's been worse times. And I feel pretty good about all this. I don't think anyone's going to die tonight. I can spot a visitor a mile away. And I just because I also think that other guy might be a visitor. I definitely think that other guy might be a visitor. Uh-oh. FEMA employees wonder what they're talking about. ing in soil samples. Looking for somewhere to set up a base family day. Charred husks of the teenagers bodies are lying on the ground. Looks like they've been there all day. Two FEMA employees. Yep. Good thing they showed up to take away the corpses. What kind of diseases could there be? It's a good Very good question. Soldiers. Yay. We're safe. And then someone said something about a creepy visitor. Don't know who that could be. Howdy. Let me see. What do you want? Spacious house you got there? I like it. See? See? I've got a gun. Delicious. Despair gives courage to the coward. Yes. So, you alone? Yes, I'm alone. I know you're alone. I just wanted to see if you'd lie or not. I'll let myself in. What? What the I'm not alone. But I'm not alone. Wait. No, I'm not alone. But I'm not alone. But I'm not. But but I'm not. But I'm not. But But I wasn't alone. That was not a lie. There was butter. The house, just like the final traces of its owner, has been lost to time. Well, damn. No relatives ever come to collect what was left behind. Damn. Sad. Homeowners simply vanished as if they had never existed at all. Everything that belonged to them is lost, worn away, or forgotten. Whoops. Why do people disappear so completely? Once death finds you, the proof you ever existed begins to fade almost immediately. belongings, creations, thoughts, memories, emotions, all dissolve into the void. There is no more you, only nothingness, as if you were never part of this world to begin with. Oops. I guess I shouldn't say yes, I'm alone. That's uh that might have been my issue. H All right, I'm going to start another one. I'm only going to get it started because I want to get going on it and actually get it underway because I'm going to do another one of these. We're going to skip straight to the good stuff. I don't even need to look at all the anything. Hey, everyone's Oh, fine. You come on in. Come on. What's happening? And I know I have my moonshine or kombucha. Sorry, not moonshine. I mean basically same thing apparently. What's up, bro? I got a good feeling about tonight. I don't think that there's any difference between these days for what goes on outside. I think it all just kind of follows the same rhythm. Yeah, it's it's all the same rhythm. So, I don't need to check outside for any of these future ones. So, I don't think it's going to help me anyway. Okay. Yep. You can come in. Yep. He's just tall. He's tall, but he's fine. Yeah, that one's pretty obvious. And I think it's clear that this is kind of scripted for who shows up. It's like the same two people that start and then it's a third rando. How lucky we are to witness the humanity's final judgment with our own eyes. As the earth is being cleansed of sin, the sun is doing his holy work. We are on the path to a pure new world. Behold the beams of blessing. Scaring me, man. You're scared. Have you gone shadow mad? Break down. Sun does not burn and without purpose. Cleansing lust and greed is our reckoning and it is a blessing. All sin will end. So we have to die. Quite the contrary. Our sins will be purged. The son itself. You know, I don't really like your face. I don't like your face at all. and your weird stains on your shirt and just kind of like distorted far quad looking face. Just get out of here. Get out of here. I got two people and that's all I need. So don't worry about me. I'll worry about me. You worry about you. Perfect white teeth. Okay. So perfect white teeth. Bad. Perfect white teeth. Very bad. Okay. Since I only got two right now, I'm going to go ahead and test you cuz who knows? Need to test you. Teeth. Okay, you're good. You're good. You're good. Teeth really does seem obvious now. Gun. Bang. Scared of dying. Fall. Uh, I didn't get uh any kind of confirmation now that I remember. Didn't she pass all of the tests that I had before? Like every time I tested her before? I don't know. Actually, maybe that might have been a mistake. could have sworn that last time I shot a visitor, it was all like, but uh all right, I guess maybe not. I'll take the coffee, please. I might have royally boned it. I don't think that there's any real reason to call the neighbor. I don't think that there's much benefit to it, but maybe. Let's see. Uh, how many signs does it take to sell? If only I knew. Nobody really knows. Not jump to conclusions. Maybe they just went to the uh I might have jumped to a conclusion. I might have jumped really hard to a conclusion. I might have conclusivated pretty abruptly. Okay, sleeping again. All right, this should be good. Cucumber day. I wonder if the days are random. I don't know. Hi, thank you. Hi. Okay, so I know you. Yeah, it's mine. Get me out of here. Uh, what are you doing? Where are your parents? Hell if I know. Maybe they're visitors now. Still don't know how people become I remember you. I can hear your footsteps. I wasn't moving. What's with your face? Why am I smiling? See, I haven't smile in a while. See what's there to be happy about? Plenty of reasons. Yep, I remember you. All right, you know what? Come in. Come on in. Okay, it's you again. Uh, zombies. Okay, it's I've made him zombie man. All right, come on in. No one else is coming. Let's see if someone dies. It's entirely possible, I guess. Oops. Oopsies. Okay, so We got Bad Prom. Oh, maniac. Oh, I never actually watched this one. So, this is what first talked about the the tall pale guy. Sometimes I wasn't watching the video twice in a row. Okay. Who died? Oh, tall guy died. But who killed tall guy? Was it you? Might have been you. Hold on. What else do we have? Was it you? What about you? You're dead. What about you? Whoa. What is wrong with your face? What the hell, man? You didn't tell me you were purple. What were you doing? Chilling, hanging with the homies. Fun never stops. You look weird, dude. Show me your hands. All right, they're clean. right. Okay. Why you got to look weird, man? I don't want that. 026772. Huh? Uh-huh. Who killed them? All right. I want to talk to you first. Still feeling cheerful. Oh, you We're all still human, huh? Are we? Are we all right? You're fine. All right. You pass. You pass. You pass. But one of you's one of youres. And I'm going to have some coffee. I don't drink hot coffee anymore. Probably no one does. Glug. Glug. Wait. Oh, that's permanent. Forgot about that. Are you out here on your own? I left. Parents probably didn't even notice. Not that I care. wander around wherever I can. I have a feeling you might be the visitor. Not that I can do anything about it. Have your eyes become red? An evil spirit has entered you. Don't let this blight take over your body. Call your experts immediately. They'll cast out the evil spirit. Cleanse your body of a pernicious aura. Uh-huh. I have a feeling that wouldn't do anything for me. All right, let's see. Hello. Howdy. Well, I'm not letting you in. Door anything sturdy. Never know what might happen. You understand? I don't need anything from you. No, you don't. So, you alone? No, I'm not alone. It's your lucky day. I can hear someone whispering inside. But who knows where they'll be in a few days? Yeah. Get gone. Goodbye. Why is your whole What? What's wrong with you? Something very bad is developing within. The sun and Leo are in the fifth house. I see it all so clearly. You're a pretty assertive person, aren't you? I don't need anything from you. I understand the cause and effect relationship between the suffering. This wall is a karmic 69 like two circles of fish. Crash my back and I'll scratch yours. I don't want any. Thanks for dumping all that on my already troubled mind. Affirmations. Shut up. Shut up. Everything will fall into place. I don't like I don't trust your face at all. Actually, I don't think your face is proper. You should leave. Not interested in working on yourself. Is that what you're saying? No interest in becoming a better you. What a tragedy. What a tragedy is your face and your teeth. I shall make sure to manifest you a terribly explosive bout of diarrhea. Thank you. Thank you. So, we meet again. Yep, we do. I remember things were a bit different last time we crossed paths. Yet, we remain alive. Strange thing. I don't know how to explain it. I like to start our conversation with the divination. Tell my fortune by choosing a page in this book. Where should it open? Uh, somewhere towards the beginning. The dead soon shall speak, but none will heed their words. Goodness me, how shockingly relevant, though. I suppose it's not much of a surprise to hear that now. See, what does it mean? I need to think through it carefully. Do you have any insights to offer? Anyway, I can only came here to tell you some events will soon begin to unfold. You need to be ready. May sound strange, but the cat must enter. Okay, I know about this. You can choose what you do with this information. this for me. Ponder the deeper meaning of your divination. Aha. All right. I hope no one dies. I think I know who it is. Four. I got four energies, man. Holy Blood red eyes. Okay, gotcha. Who died? Well, you're not there anymore. You're still alive. You're still alive. Which means our lucky loser dead. All right. And no one else. Okay. So, I have a funny feeling. You might be. How did you survive? Somehow. Okay. I don't like somehow. Pretty vague. Need to check you. All right. Show me your eyes. I mean that is a red eye. Eyes look fine. What's your deal? I swear their eye change color change on the mood. Check your hands. care anymore. Make up your own mind. Okay. Wait. I got energy for this. It's an allergy. I'm going to check you again. I mean, it has to be her, right? Those are perfectly white and bleeding. Bang. Oh, I was right. Why am I shocked at all? Why? That was all that was incredibly obvious. That was unbelievably obvious. And I just was standing there like a goof. I'm just going to test you. Now, show me your eyes. What beautiful blue eyes you have. So, it's not about being bloodshot. It's about literally the eyes are red. Okay, I'm getting it. I'm getting it, guys. I'm getting it. Conjunctivitis awareness day. So, the days are similar, I believe. Don't worry, guys. I I've I've almost got it. Welcome. It's time for I want to believe, a program. Today, we'll be discussing the truth about visitors with a special guest. What? He's not coming. How did they steal all of his documents? There was damage. I knew I wouldn't be allowed to. Well, that's too bad. All right, one more night and then I'm going to call it uh for the end of this episode. But I just want to see who we're going to get tonight. And I need more people in here because we're gonna have to get more people eventually. Oh boy. See? Uh, are you alone? No, of course not. Uh, should we we be wearing that? What happens next? It'll take one person. Okay. All right. There goes my last person. I better get some more in here. wrong with your head? Looking for shelter. College dorm. What happened to your dorm? FEMA. They turned up one day and said they had to inspect everyone, but I heard they were taking the infected to quarantine zones. I don't want to end up there. Come on in, buddy. You look all right. Lots of cigarettes. It's not much, but I hope it helps. All right. I mean, it's not really a bribe. It's kind of Uhoh. What happened? Uh, my dad. They killed my daddy. Who did visitors? They killed him. House is on fire. All Hi. Yep. Do you know the bald man? Too many questions. Yes, I know. How will I How will help you? Let's see. Who are you? I dance ballet. You can't tell. You remind me of someone. Do I? Sure. So, what now? You tell me more or what? Strange thing to say. Prove that you're a person. Two arm, two leg, one head. Not enough for you? Did I pass test? You open or no? Come on in. I have to let the cat in. I have to. That was the whole thing. And honestly, I'm proud of myself for that. I probably should have ordered more supplies. I probably could have done that. I bet the cool down would have been up. Okay, I'm going to drink the kabucha after this and then I'm going to call it a day. Okay. So, no hair is bad. Ah, so this doesn't take him right away, but it kind of designates like, hey, take this one. Ah, that makes sense. All right, I'm drinking the kombucha. Use glug. All right. Oh, yeah. And I forgot now that I have that. Hi, kitty. Okay, we're going to call it there. Thank you everybody so much for watching. I'm getting a better understanding of all this. And now that I'm able to actually fight, I know what I'm doing. Even though the first person I shot was definitely not a visitor, that don't matter. One sign isn't enough. Apparently, it's got to be It's got to be a s sign combined with kind of a excuse. That doesn't make sense. It does. It does add up a little bit. Just just a little bit. And maybe there's like a slight difference in their appearance, but it's hard to say. Anyway, thank you. And as always, I will see you in the next video. Bye-bye.

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