MAYBE SOME RAGE... | Baby Steps - Part 2

Goodness gracious. That's quite a view. All right, I got to get my berries again. It's It's been a bit Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome back to Baby Steps. I know that I just conquered and I did incredibly well. Um, but it's amazing how quickly instincts fade. Also, I need a sip of this coffee. I have nothing else to say to you except give me a second while I give my remember how to play properly. Oh boy. Okay, I got a good feel. Okay. I I just remember when I was getting to the end of the last one, I had a good idea of kind of the feel and the weight distribution and I was getting a hang of it, weirdly enough. I don't know if weirdly enough is the right term because I do believe that this game is probably meant to be, you know, gotten good at and so I guess it shouldn't be that weird that I've started to get pretty good at it. I mean, I got through some pretty harrowing spots there in the last episode, but me just being able to walk forward at a steady pace is pretty impressive. Never mind. I wouldn't say it's intuitive, but it's kind of intuitive. You know what I mean? It's a little bit intuitive. Slippy here. Am I going the right way? I don't even know. I think I'm supposed to be going up the mountain. And I see something up over there. Oh well. Oh, is this here for a reason? Just going to bypass it. I don't like it. For all I know, someone's going to crawl out of a bush and be like, "You knocked over my cans. How dare you knock over my perfectly placed cans?" Seems like a British thing to do. All right, everybody bear with me until I get to the thing that I actually need to know about. Okay, why would I voluntarily go that way when I could go this way and I wouldn't have to worry too much about falling off onto the ravine on the right. And also, what is it? Wait, what is this? Is that a cave? Am I supposed to go in the cave? I have a feeling I am. Let's go. I don't think I can die. Okay, there's some kind of drawing there. Is this important? Was that supposed to come down here? I thought that was going to be like a cave entrance or something. I didn't know. I didn't know this would just be nothing. Well, there is some kind of a drawing there. I don't know if that's important, though. Lixian, get get forward cuz obviously I'm obviously I'm going to pass this part, so don't worry about this. But uh Lixie and get to a good part. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Whoa. Oh, good recovery. What was that off to the right? I could have sworn that I saw something go off to the right there. Okay, none too dangerous. Pretty basic. Definitely would send me spinning off into the oblivion when the currents would carry me, but nothing to worry about. Okay, what is this? This better be some I haven't even seen another person in a long time. Here. Am I going to Is that the top of the mountain? There's something up there. I don't know if I'm supposed to go up there. I don't trust going over the river because as soon as I touch down, it would probably sweep me away. Uh, there is a bridge down there. Why do I hear a donk? There's got to be a reason, right? They wouldn't put this here for nothing. They wouldn't put a bridge down there and then this broken bridge that kind of leads off this direction. Oh my god, you're so loud. Is this just another path up? Wait, what is it? It's a donkey. Whoa, there's something glow. Okay, I got to go. There's something glowing up there. Everything in my gamer instinct is telling me that if there's something glowing, that means there's something good. Might be better to go down these kind of things backwards. I don't know. Okay. Theoretically, this should be fine. You're good, man. You're good. All right. I really hope they don't do something where like a piece of a bridge falls as I'm walking on it. Oh, what? Okay. All right, that's fine. All right, donkey. I'm coming. Whatever secrets you harbor, I'm going to find them. I don't know if I was supposed to get another quest to like go to this first. I am breaking my legs somehow. Hi, how's it going? Hey, what's up, man? Hey, you seen anything glow in here? Kind of with an Never mind, buddy. Say, uh, can't quite get up there. Whoop. Hi, P. Okay, how do I get that? So, it seems like I need to get up on the wooden beam. Uh-huh. There's an entrance over there. Yep. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yep, that's fine. Missed my target. Okay, it's kind of hard to see. Can I do like a top down? Yeah, there we go. Now we got it. There's a Sorry, my finger flipped and I I went way too far on that. Uh there is a little bit of an auto aim, whatever you would call the auto aim equivalent of a foot is there's a little bit of auto foot. That doesn't sound right. There's a little bit of an auto foot going on here. So, it does kind of want to place it in line, which is convenient. And sometimes my instincts to adjust will overshoot what I'm aiming for. Hi, donkey. Don't mind me. Yeah, I just got to kind of trust the forward momentum of it. okay. I could go this way. It seems like I should go this way. I don't want to go the long way around. That seems terrible. I'm just going to carefully place one foot at a time. I'm not trying to be in a hurry. I'm not trying to be fancy. I'm not My god. Oh no, that wasn't fast. I don't care what anybody says. That wasn't fast. That was perfectly reasonable speed. I was doing it carefully and appropriately cuz you can balance on one foot. That's fine. I just can't let go soon. In a way, you just have to remember to take small steps. Baby steps, that is. I almost messed up there because I'm freaking talking at the same time, which you'd think would be a skill that I have mastered it at this point. And I have, but there's always room for improvement, eh? Oh my god. Here we go. Oh my god. I don't know if that needed to be that dire, but it felt dire. Yeah, we're fine. We're fine. Nice and easy now. Nice and easy now. Oh my god. Oh. Hey. Okay, I'm not going to reach for it yet. I might just reach too soon and fall over. I don't think I'm there yet. No, I'm not there yet. Don't. Don't. Man, that's a that's a fake out. If ever I saw one, that would be my doom. Okay, this is kind of bad. My feet placement is not ideal. And this guy is looking at the wrong thing, so I can't tell where my feet actually is. Yep. Okay. Yeah, I think if I would have reached early, that definitely would have caused me to fall. I can't see my feet, my guy. All right. Hey. Hey. An orange. Oh, it's so fragrant. Yes. That was so tangy and GOOD AND SWEET. OH GOD, YES. I mean, I don't disagree, man. I think you should celebrate your achievements. And I think anyone who tells you to tone down your own celebr Okay, I don't know what I was really expecting, but honestly, that's better than some outcomes I've had when I've gone for a strange thing. I see a pile of boxes or something over there, so I'm going to go see what that's about. O, okay, let's not do that when we're going on precipitous ground. You know, if this was any other game, that orange would have given me like a buff to my tootsie gripping. Now I just to get my own accolades, and I get to pat myself on the back, and nothing else gets to be exciting about it. Great game. 10 out of 10. This is a joke, by the way. Games don't need to do that. In fact, games don't really need to do anything. Notice how I didn't qualify that as good games. Feel like good games need to do a few things, but games in general, you know, anyone can make a game. And a game can be pretty much anything. I really don't think that there's much else objective-wise besides going up because in general, I mean, the last Bennett FOD game was just go up and hope for the best and prepare for the worst, but this does seem to be go up and then well also my parents are going to have a stern talking to me about with once I get back from the punished dimension where I am. Ah, you're fine. I can't really see where to go through the bushes. So, oh my god. No, no, no, no. Now that is a good move. Now that was pretty skilled. Just got to be careful sometimes on those inclines. It is want to slip if I take my time and sit there for too long. Okay, boxes. I don't really know what I was expecting there. Oh, portaotti. Oh, there's a I have to go to the b I had to go to the bathroom. That was my objective. I remember now. I remember what I needed to do. I remember that I needed to poo. It's nice that I can just grip on the side of it. Maybe that orange did do something for me. I think. Yeah, if I go up this way, I should be able to get it from above cuz I mean I think it would always be better to try to hit things from above them than go below. Wow. Wow. All right, let's not do that again. I know it's I know it's very slow, but I've seen some, you know, seemingly innocuous, hey, I'm going to make it kind of situations where I happen to fall into much much much much much much worse positions. Where am I going here? Okay. Whoa. See that? I don't Why do you need to take a spinning head jump off of a ledge? Mud. Mud. What did you say? Oh Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. All right. So, might be better to go up this way. Oh, no. this is going to be tricky. I think my best bet might be to try to I think actually just like go straight up. Yes. Oh no. Wish I could see my feet. God, that's the most annoying part about this is I can't see my feet half the time. I just have to believe, I guess, in the heart of the feet. So, I'm definitely approaching it from above now. I should be able to just make my way and eventually I will reach the Porto potti. And there's a light there in the distance. Not sure why. Uhhuh. I don't know where the portaotti is in relation to me, but I know that I still need to go this way. I need I mean I know it's below me, but I just I don't know where it is specifically where I need to launch myself off from. I do know that I eventually will need to launch myself when when that falls when I'm going up. It's because it's it's a bit of an overextension. I think it's it's like if I'm especially if I take a big step, I need to take a much smaller step to counter the the weight distribution there. Okay, this might be a bit harder than I thought. What am I looking at here? Okay, so there's boards here. So, it does look like it was meant for me to come over here. A lot of mud there, but mud by itself isn't the worst thing. And honestly, it's kind of a flat spot over there. I think actually the dangerous part might to be to go the higher route because wouldn't that give me more momentum to just slide down and die? I don't see a benefit to going up the taller path. Why would there be sticks there? That that seems like a red herring. That seems like intentional misdirection because if I go up that way, I'm just going to have more momentum to slide down, right? Plus, it seems nearly impassible up in the top path. So, I'm going to find a way down lower, even if it is muddy. It's muddy everywhere. All is well. All is well. So, like right here. Okay. I should just be able to go straight across, right? I need to skirt a little left, but otherwise it's just mud. And mud by itself isn't too terrible. It's just slippery. If I walk slow and cautious and intentionally, I'll be fine. And just like that. Honestly, seems like there was actually a perfectly good low path to go over this way, but whatever. I don't think that there was anything beneficial to go up that way, was there? No. No. No way. Honestly, I don't even know if there's that many single paths to go up a place. If you're good enough, you can probably just climb the the vertical side of the mountain here. Um, all right. I guess I'm going down then. See, this portaotty seems a little dangerous. I'm not going to lie, that's a little precarious. I feel like maybe this might not be worth it, but it is a portaotty and I really got to go. Okay, I got to be careful here. I got to be careful because the raging torrent, the raging current, the raging rapids, the raging rapids would carry me swiftly if I were to fall for whatever reason. So, I just need to not fall. Careful. Okay. Don't get twisted up. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, it's fine. Actually, walking in the river is not that bad. I thought it would sweep me away. Oh boy. Sweet sanctimonious relief. Oh, just a test. I'm sure this is going to work out great for me. This is This is great. This is excellent. I'm going to take a poo. Ah. Ah. Now I see why you wanted to know where the toilets were. No, Jim. I I didn't I just It got knocked. There must have been an animal. Yeah, it was an animal. No, it was I don't know why it fell. It's It was perched precariously. I watched you push it off the cliff. I didn't push it. It just I I was going I was opening the door. There it was perfectly positioned. What do you mean? Why was it perfect to put it closer? Not on the cliff on the land. You want me to dig some kind of pit? No, I don't want a pit. You want me to clean the toilet for you after you go? No, I don't want either of those. I told you I was a guide. I don't even want I'm not the toilet man. I'm not I'm not some kind of medieval night soilman, Nathan. I didn't want you to be a soilman. I just I don't even need a I just need to pee. You peed on me in a sense. Hey, wait. Why you got to why you got to stick me so close to that? You think I could still use it? Seems to be a way down there. There's actually a really lovely rocky path over there. Seems fit for climbing. And at least if I fall, he would break my fall before I go tumbling off into the abyss, I think. Yeah. Okay, I'm going to go. All right. Uh, I guess I'm going What the Hold on a second here. Oh, man. Oh. Oh, I could have slid down the perfectly smooth muddy surface. Okay, come on. All right, but I chose it. I think it actually would be better to go backwards down these things. Never mind. Ow. Oh, it landed. Door side down. H. It does have physics though. Okay, here's a crazy idea. If I wedge my foot underneath it, right, and then I use that momentum to lift it. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, if I can tip it up on its on its regular, right? Oh, okay. Maybe I could use that. If if me falling kind of gets up automatically and it's like a a kind of smooth animation, then there's every possibility. Oh god. that if it falls on me, I might lift it up off because the animation is going to complete and it would be able to just maybe I don't know. Oh man, this thing pushed back hard but yes. Yeah, just like that. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. Get up and then up and then upies. Oh my god, it's so close. Come on. Come on. Oh yes. And then I get up and then I get up. Oh no. Oh, so close. Oh. Oh my god. It's right there. Oh man. And the door is in the right place. This is about the best you could ever hope for, I think. I wonder if there's a way that I could like get my foot around it and step on it somehow so that it could tip this way. Okay, not quite. But I think that might be okay. It might be good enough that I can get up around this way and then push it from this side. It would tip right side up. I'd be able to pee. Oh no. Okay, that's not working. Okay, that's Oh my god. Okay, not quite. I'm not going to do that because I don't think that's working. But what I can do is continue with the from above strategy or from below. I need to get around here. I need to push it back into alignment. Yep. Well, that's weird. Okay. Oh, no. No. No. Okay, this isn't bad. This is actually okay. But god damn it. I did not want to do that. Okay. But I can't tip it that way or else the door is going to be the wrong way. Oh, so close. No. Oh god. Might be able to get around it and push it. Not quite. Okay. I need to push it back up onto the thing a bit more. Oh my god. Oh. Oh, it's right there. Oh, it's right there. Come on. OH. OH, OH, GOD, IT WAS RIGHT THERE. Oh man, there goes all my progress. I'm back to where it started. Oh wow. This is going to be weird. Okay. I don't know what I don't know why it's Ooh. Oh, Okay. Suddenly, it's being very cooperative and knocking me down at every opportunity instead of what it was doing before. What the Just go. What is happening? Okay. Getting closer, I guess. But every time I fall down, I just happen to hit the perfect combo to make sure it never gets to where it was before. Oh, off. What the Okay, there we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. Okay. All right. We're back in business. I think we're we're at least closer to where we were. All right. Okay. Now, that's good. That's what I was hoping for. Maybe it just be best to get it out of the pit and tip it somewhere that's not in the pit. I don't even think that this is going to let me do anything with it. But it seems like some if like the game developer seems like the type that's like, hey, there's a porty. If you manage to get it, you know, to tip back the right side up. I mean, isn't that the objective? Isn't that what we're all going for here in life? Yes. Let's see if I can tip this thing now. Oh. Uh, it didn't look like it was going to work. It's right there. Okay. If I get on the left side and I kind of knee it up, it might just tip over. It might just I'm having a I'm having a blast. By the way, this is this is weirdly fun trying This is such a stupid objective of trying to get this thing. Oh, there goes all my progress. Uh, but it is weirdly fun trying to just be like, "Hey, I've got a mission." I don't even know if it matters. But I think if I get this portaotty upright, I can piss in it. It just makes sense. Oh my god. It's like right there. Oh, tip. Tip. Damn you. Come on. No. Oh No. It's right Okay, it's not moving. Okay, hold on. Oh, come on. Tip. NO. GOD. OH, IT WAS RIGHT THERE. IT WAS EVEN MAJORITY ANGLED. WHAT THE Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. How was that not there? Oh, it must have been so close. Okay, then I'm going to step away. Tip tip tip. No. off. You're Oh, No. Oh, me. Why? STOP F NO, STOP FALLING. WHAT? OKAY, that's a new one. What? I'm going to get it to stand on its head before I'm able to get it stand on its ass. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Okay. WHAT THE I'VE NOW gone away from any part of the mountain that I could actually get this angled up on. OH, OFF. OKAY, hold on. I need to look up something. I can't find anything that suggests that there is something if you turn this right side up. In fact, I think that I have wasted most of my life in trying to do so, but it really seems like something that you should be able to do. But it almost seems like there is something built in to make this thing not want to be upright. it it's like weighted or something or I don't know or not weighted. Either way, it just it really really does not want to be upright even though it's gotten really close a lot. It just there's something about it that just does not want to be right side up. And I've got and then it's just like suddenly I'll fall for no reason. Even though I know it is for a reason, but at the same time it really doesn't feel like it. off. Oh my god. Okay, just going to give it one last big push here and then I'm I'm over it. I'm done. I'm getting over it. Nope. Okay, it just ain't happening. It's not happening. I'm over it. I'm done. It not happened. It was like it see it was tantalizing, right? And that's always how I get in these traps. It was tantalizing because I almost had it right from the get- go. And honestly, my first strategy of in the pit might have been the better solution. And if I'd have just tried to drop it in the pit, then maybe it would have tipped up over on its correct side. But holy hell, that thing does not want to be right side up. And I am freaking over it. I'm just going to go to this watchtowwer and I'm going to go I'm going to go home because holy NOT for me. Hope you can sense how much I'm stomping angrily. This cannot be the same. What do you mean? Missing cup. How? H how? Wait. No. How? That doesn't But that that doesn't make any sense. How is that? How is that even remotely possible? I went right and I traveled a distance. HOW IS THAT THE HUH? Did I circle the mountain and come back and I fell? Is that what happened? I'm I need to What? Okay, so what I need to do is I need to go up these rocks that I went down because Hold on. I know I said I was done, but I'm I'm so confused because there's no way that I went that way and I I There's no way, right? Okay, but I can climb these rocks even though it's precarious. I know I can do that. Oh, I can't even climb this rock. What the Let me just get to the top of these rocks and then then I'll call it quits because I thought that was a different tower. I thought I was on a different place. Okay. And there I go. All right. Surprisingly, these aren't that bad to climb. Burn. OH MY GOD. THIS NO. GOD DAMN IT. AH, not today. I got this. I got this. Okay. Sorry, I had to concentrate for a little bit, man. I really got to make up for my portaosi. Porta port of body embarrassment. Oh god. Oh god. Come on. Spread those legs. THERE WE GO. NO. I SAID THERE YOU GO. There we go. And that means that you don't fall anymore. When I say there you go. There we go. When I whichever I say, that's up to me, not up to you. So you don't you don't change what I say when I say it. You just do what you're supposed to do. Oh, wow. There. Why? That was very impressive, but really not what I was going for. I There we go. I'm literally standing on the platform that I need to be on. It's so simple. It's so easy. What the What the Okay. Are we done? What? Oh, that that Why is that happening? There. THERE. EVERY TIME. THERE. WHY THERE? My knee just won't go forward. Why? See, I go here and then my knee refuses to go forward. Why? That doesn't make any sense. There we go. Okay, great. Where am I supposed to go? I see a castle over to the right. I'm going to go that way. I don't care what it takes. I can climb a mountain. I can do that. I know I can do that. Oh, Never mind. No, I can't. I just need to go up that way. Not that way. I was going the wrong way in the first place. That's why I was failing so much is not because I'm not skilled. It's because I clearly was making the wrong moves. I'm just going to go up this other way. This is This seems good. I I don't know why I was trying with that way. That was a stupid way. And I was foolish for letting myself be tricked into thinking that that way was any kind of a good way. because it clearly was not a good way. Oh crap. This is a very dangerous place to be slipping and sliding upon. No, no. You You going to get up, man? What What are we What are we doing, guy? What What are we doing? Why? What do you mean why? You fell because you're an idiot. All right, I think I'm good. Thank you everybody so much for watching. I'm right back where I started. This is great progress for this episode. I'm a happy guy. Why didn't I just go left? I don't know. I'm not done. I'm not done. No, this episode's not over yet. You thought this episode was over and you liar to yourself and I'm a liar to you. No, I'm not a liar. I'm not a liar because I'm not a quitter. The only liars in this world are quitters. That's how it works. I think. I don't care if you think that that's not true. The thinking is left up to me and not to you. I can just see the comments now. Like Mark decides to spend the entire episode flipping an unflippable portaotti and then climbing straight vertically up a mountain like a goat cuz he's that good. Oh crap. All very positive comments, by the way. Thank you for them. I know it's nothing but love and adoration for who I am. It's really fit to make my ego swell. What the Oh no. No. No. No. No. No, no, thank you. All right. Whoa. What are my feet doing? I'm the greatest that ever lived. I am the greatest that ever lived. I'm the greatest. I almost fell. My god. I am the greatest that has ever existed. Ow. Okay. And that's where I'm going to end it. So that I'm not exactly where I started from because that would be a foolish thing to do. And I'm no fool. I'm not a fool. I am no fool. Thank you everybody so much for watch baby steps. I recognize that last Ooh, I recognize the last whole bunch of not a lot of progress. I got that orange which was pretty cool, but the rest of it was me trying to flip a porta potty up and then struggling to climb up probably the the steepest in climb I could possibly come up and being frustrated with myself the entire time. But I'm sad for other reasons. Not that I'm sad about that. I'm not sad about it that at all. I ordered You guys are going to laugh at me. I ordered a Stadia controller off of eBay because I don't know where mine went. And of all the controllers, Xbox, PlayStation, yada yada. People may not have liked Stadia, but the controller design I actually really liked. I ordered one off of eBay and it never showed up and I don't know where it went. So, I got to order another one. Well, anyway. All right, let's see this. Why is this not Hello. Oh, there we go. so let's set an objective this time. I know that I was not able to make a lot of progress, but at least I climbed up that bit from where I was. I don't know how. See, even now that doesn't make any sense. How is that where I was? I don't know. All right. Unless it's like some identical spot and it's tricking me into thinking that it is. I'm gonna just try to make as much progress up as possible. I actually I'm I'm not gonna lie. I'm starting to like the control scheme. Like I'm getting used to it and I'm I'm getting better about just straight up walking, which is strange to say, but I am. And it's weirdly enjoyable. No, not that. It is. It's weirdly enjoyable. It makes sense. It's It's not quite as illogical as some of these games. And I mean, it's like it's difficult, sure, but it's difficult in a way that it's makes sense why it's difficult, you know? And I can start to make a lot of progress by just like continuing. Whoa, not doing that. Continuing forward, which is unusual for these type of games. So, I'm going to make it to the top of this hill and I'm going to take the direct path by going up at the incline because I can and I know that I can. Cold. Really? It's okay, man. And you still got to pee. So, there's still got to be a way that I can do that. I don't know why I don't just use a bush. But also, I got to admit that the the sound scheme and the soundsscape is very unique in that it's ambient noises, but some of them seem random, and there does seem to be a rhythm to it. You know what I mean? There's like a very subtle musicality. Sometimes it ramps up in its musicality. Whoa, almost lost that one. Would have been nearly devastating. What is that? Is that uranium or is that like some giant caterpillar? What am I looking at? Also, the direction I'm going isn't very passable. But theoretically, I could go up that way, but I don't see too many avenues to make it up. There's something up there. Some kind of Minecraft block structure. And a lot of bugs. I am in the bug zone. Is that sweat on me? That's gross. That is quite a line of sweat. What is that? Okay, that's not the first drawing I've seen like that, right? I've seen other ones. It was at the bottom of what I thought was like a cave entrance. It seemed to be something drawn on one of the pillars there. It might be a secret. It might be nothing at all. You never really know with these games. Okay, but I can go this way. Oh no, you're fine. Honestly, mud isn't that bad to walk through. Weird. I guess in a way mud is kind of sticky. It just has different properties. Like if it's deep enough, you do actually get some grip in there. Okay, I am choosing to go up this way. And I'm hoping that it's going to pay off somehow. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Sneaky. Okay, take slow down. Well, any day now. Any day now. Whoa. Right. WHY? WHOA. Your legs. Your legs. Ah, that was weird. Okay, that was strange. I just not sure if there's a button to dig my hands into the ground if I'm sliding like that. No. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, easy, easy. Okay, hold on. No. There we go. Goodness gracious. It is quite active just at the very top of that Y. Try hitting it at something of an angle. Okay. Some weird lip on the edge there. Also, what's with the cat noises? I hear that a lot. Like just random cats. I mean, I know that the what I was just saying about the ambiance being kind of somewhat random is still true, but why the cat? Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Is this a drop? Wait. Oh, Guess I wasn't paying attention. Um, I don't think I can climb I'm going to go ahead and say I probably can. Here I go. Grip. Grip. Oh no. Oh no. There I go. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Bend the knees. Bend the knees. Yeah. Oh, what's that? Hey, there's something. Hey, you know it's not all lost. There's something down there. Bending the knee seems to help a little bit in terms of keeping my grip. Okay. What is this? This looks horrifying. Okay. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. And stop. Okay. Well, this is where I wanted to go anyway. I don't know, man. Cuz you refused shoes from that guy who was going to be your guide. And I don't know why you did, but you did. Okay. What's going on here? Pizza box. Pizza Brothers. So, so this is someone's kind of abode. There's beds here. I don't know. Maybe I could take a sleep here. It's no dirtier than my usual living arrangements. Some kind of weird blood tree, too, I guess. Huh. Doesn't seem to be anything like a lot of the locations here. It just seems to be a weird weirdness. But I doubt it's completely random. There's kind of a castly thing down there. Got to be something. Oh, there it is. Orange. Okay, I see. Turns out I just need to look up. Okay, so there's a way to No. Come on. Come on. Come here. Come here. There we go. There's a way to climb up, I think, over on this right side. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. Okay, you're fine. You're fine. I've got you. I've got a I'm starting to get a weird sense of balance to him, too. Like the the weight distribution. I don't know if that's just like an instinctive human thing to kind of start to get a feel, even if I can't really feel. I don't know. Ooh. Whoa. All right. Hold on here. Uh, well, originally I thought I was going up to the right, but I think actually this way might be the correct path. You're fine. Okay. How close? This is tricky. And little closer. HEY. OH. Oh my god. I wanted to do that again. Anyway, I definitely haven't told myself before that if I overextend, I would end up falling. And I Okay. Whoa. Just really wailed my knee on that. But hey, I'm okay. Whoa. I need to put that there. Get that over there. You're fine. Whoa, whoa, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHY? OH MY GOD. Holy man. You're the best. You're so goddamn good at this. Holy man. My god. Okay, it's a trick. It's a trap. Don't go yet. Don't go yet. Okay, how close are we? Not within reach yet. Okay, put that there and then reach. Oh, is that a pimmen? Oh. Oh, yes. Oh, that was so good. Yes. Not aringent at all. Just perfect AND JAMMY AND FUNKY PAR. I mean, yeah, man. Yeah, man. You know what? Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Landed on your feet. That's how you do it. That was well done, man. Okay, I don't see any glowy down there, so I'm assuming that not every one of the things that look like a building has one of those, but I ate that. And that'll probably help my bladder a little bit. Look at me. Look at me go. Look at me go. I need a new controller cuz the triggers are getting a little sticky on this one. I don't know why. It's not because they're full of gamer juice or anything like that. It's just they're old. I've had this. I don't even have the cover for this anymore. I mean, it's not that old. This is the newer Xbox. I don't know what I'm complaining about. Just gamer gapping. Don't matter. Doesn't affect your life at all. You can't relate to this. No one's ever had sticky controllers before. Oh man. Okay. What's going on here? This would be a good place for a portaotti. I can tell by the precariousness of it. Well, it's a nice view at least. OH, WHAT? HOW? HOW? HOW? How is that the place that I went and got the orange? This doesn't make any sense because I kept going that way. The portaotti was over there. How did I get over? That's h how how in the world I swear I continued. I am so confused as to how I've managed to teleport somewhere, but I did. That doesn't seem possible. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy. Okay, that one route is really tricky. All right. This definitely won't sweep me away, right? Definitely not. I don't know why I think it would, but I think it would. Just feels like it would. Okay. If I straddle my legs a little too wide, of course I'll fall. All right. There's a lot of trash around here, which suggests that there's a lot of other people making this journey. I'm not seeing them. Although, I don't know where I am in terms of like a a kind of a in my mind kind of nonsense adventure or if this is actually a place that I got teleported to. All right. Okay. Well, can I get my bearings, please? You're fine. Your butt. Your butt. What did you just say to me? Okay. This has to be the correct way, I would think. Whoa. Okay. Yeah, that's what I thought. All right. Take it easy, man. We've been through so much worse than this. This is fine. Oh my. All right. Easy peasy. Nope. It's a So much of the game is based on the feet. And what's fascinating about the game is I can't see where my feet are half the time, which is crazy to say. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ah, If this had like a VR mode or a first person mode, I don't think it would be that bad. There's another climbing game that I got to play. Um, that's like a more serious one. Not so much jokey as as this one is, but it's more serious. I think it's called Karen. Something like that. Karen. Karen. All right. And we have Whoa, easy there. Watch your tootsie. We've made it somewhere. Not sure. Okay. There's stairs to the left and there's kind of nothing to the right. So, I guess I'm going to go left. I like to make things seem like a decision. It helps me with the the blinders of life that I have on me. This makes me believe that I actually have some semblance of free will and not that I've been forced into a situation where I have to climb perpetually this ladder that I never even built nor wanted. Yeah, here we are. What is this? Some kind of termite mound. What are we looking at? And also, why is this at the top of whatever this is? What is that? There's bugs flying over it. It's like a hell divers's thing. Oh, hello. It's kind of funky. I don't see any Whoa. Well, I don't mind if I do. OH, SORRY. OH, I DON'T I DO MIND. I DO. I DO. SORRY. I'm leaving. Leaving. I'm leaving. Oh, a damn donkey. Well, yeah. Come on, man. I'm not. what the hell? Onward and up. Wait, what was that? Was that the top? Wait, no What do you mean onward and upward? Oh god. What the I'm so glad I turned on the sensor. Aren't you a vision? I have a vision. Yeah, you're a vision. Yes, we're both visions and I'm visioning. I'm visioning your eyes, Ethan. Yes, Ethan. And I'm Nathan. And we're How's the Good Morning weather? How's it weather? Breakfast. Breakfast. Oh, yours. Was that yours? Yes. And you've already had more than your share. I'm sorry. It's a time of terrible hardship for us. Was it a famine? In a way, it is a famine. A plague. Oh, in a way. Yes. And in a certain kind of way. And Oh, I can't put subtitles on. And uh you might be the only one who can help. Me? Yes. Well, if my nose doesn't deceive me, you're fresh off the boat. And that means you haven't used your one wish. Oh, my one wish. Oh, up at the castle. Oh, no, no, no. Little to your left. Yeah. Uh, no. Uh, yeah. I haven't used it just yet. Wonderful. And you'll be our savior. Oh, what? How? What do you want? What do you need? Well, we've run out of cigarettes. Oh, I was rather hoping you could uh wish us up some new ones. Oh, do you need them? Yes, I should say so. but uh the boys would be ever so grateful. We'd do anything for you. just anything you can imagine. Uh let your imagination run wild. Is there do you do you have a bathroom? No. Like imagine your wildest fancy come true. Do you have a just a clean toilet in a locked room? There is a little outhouse right next to tonight's campsite. Uh oh, yeah. Okay. Just look for the party light. Okay, that's amazing. Thank you. Let's share a drink later. Yes. On me. Thank you. Total. Oh, and don't go getting lost in the woods. Okay, you got it, pal. Um, all right. Well, so I haven't gone to the bathroom at all. Don't look at me like that. All right. So, I I I was very confused. Also, why is the pot full of what I'm hoping is milk? Who's boiling milk anyway? I got more than my fair share, so I guess I should be happy. Okay, so don't get lost in the woods. I'm guessing it's these woods. And I'm guessing the glow is where I'm supposed to go, but there were some other landmarks that I haven't seen. But then again, I'm still confused as to how I looped. There's a kind of a watch tower over there just beneath my facecam. Move my facecam. Move my face. Move my whole webcam, please. Thank you. Not just my Can you put my face back? Thank you. Anyway, there's a watchtowwer over there. And so, I don't know if I should go for that, but I don't know. Let's see where my feet take me. Also, he said uh there was a bathroom somewhere attached to the campsite. I I bet if I had to have flipped that outouse, it would have worked. I don't know what that would have done for me, but I wanted it to work so badly. Maybe someday, maybe someone else has done that. Oops. All right. So, this is another little dig site, but again, there doesn't seem to be anything there. It's just sticks. I don't know if there's a point to going down there, but sometimes if you step into an area, it starts something. Who knows? Nope. Doesn't look like it. Unless that's a landmine. I'm about to blow myself to smitheroon. Nope. Can't be that lucky. Woots. Woots. All right. So, it seems like we have only one path, but I know that there were some other things over there. He did say not to get lost in the woods, and it would be pretty easy to get lost in the woods. I do kind of have the goal of a glowing fire. Ow. Kind of shining where I'm supposed to go, or maybe where it wants me to go. So, I'm going to go there until I've proven otherwise. Seems like a good start. Anyway, this is the type of game where I could see there being a lot of secrets and content, even though cuz I've found some of it. the fruits being one of them, but also the side quest being another of getting the trophy, but even that was kind of pointed out to me. So, I'll just plop forward. Why does this sound like rain, but it's not raining? Oh, whoopsies. Well, that's nice. It is pretty. I got to admit, it's very pretty. Whoa. Ow. Oh, I always fall when I stop. When I'm moving, I'm actually pretty okay. I'm very adaptable. But when I stop Oh, everything's stuck. All right. This is seems to be going back in a way. This isn't This isn't helping me. No, I'm This is completely the wrong way. Why am I going this way? I don't need to go this way. I'm not going to get lost. I'm not I'm not going to get lost if I know where I'm going. Let's go into the woods. Screw it. Okay, we got some kind of a bridge crossing here. Well, I say bridge, it's a stick. It's really ambitious to call this a bridge. I don't even know why I'm walking on it when I river is not exactly that deep. Okay, boxes there. Yeah, this could have a weird overlap with the game the forest. Where? This is actually the same cannibal island. What was that? Where was it here in that? Is it behind me? Why can't I not position that? I'm not I'm not getting an idea. Where is that? It just sounds like it's behind me no matter which way I'm looking. Okay, it's quieter. So, it must be this Yeah. Yeah, it's getting louder. Maybe this way. It's really hard to spot. Maybe I think I need to keep going this way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There it is. That was the the audio positioning was not very good on that. I don't know what to tell you. Hello, Junior. Hi. It's It's Dad. I I just I'm What are you there? Yeah. No, I I'm in the I lost you for a minute. I'm lo I am lost. No. No. Uh yeah. No, I was I was just actually Yep. Sorry. Thursday. Mhm. We're doing a little thing for your sister. You know, Cassie got a promotion, right? Uh, no. Uh, kind of a big deal. And we're going to do a just drinks and snacks. Your mother wants you to come up and Well, it's uh Yeah. Can you do me a favor? Uhhuh. Maybe not sweatpants. Yeah. No, I can. Uh, maybe like a nice pair of slacks and I don't know, a shirt. Yeah, I can do a shirt. Yeah. Yeah. It's just It might be a little It's Thursday 4:30. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to let her know that you'll be there. Uh could you do me a favor and just could you just put my shoes on the couch and then fiddle with the remote? No, I'm gonna go. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No problem. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. All right. Yep. All right. Talk to you later. Love you. Love you, too. Bye-bye. Also, who the hell was that? Hey, wait a minute. Hey, fancy shoes. Hey, come here. I need a shirt and pants. I need a shirt and pants real bad. Hey, you're pretty fast. Where'd you go? Where you at, buddy? Also, my stupid sister got a promotion, eh? At least I have a loving parent now. All he wants me to do is wear a shirt. I can't believe I live in literally prison. All right. Where am I going? I don't even know. I'll get my bearings as soon as I get some height. I don't care where that guy went. Probably chasing him is a fool's errand. I see a fire over there. And fire means good and warm in me. Is that a bear? Oh my god. Time to go say hi. Hi, bear. I can't die, can I? I could. There's no way. Do not climb. Do not climb on the bear. Is that even a bear? What is that? It looks like a bear. It's a bear. Yeah, it's a bear. Do not climb on bear. Why not? Hi, bear. I'm going to climb on you. Yeah. Hi. Yeah, I know. I know. Hi, Bear. You're real sleepy, huh? All right, whatever. Yep. Thanks, Bear. Yeah, you're kind of cute. Don't know what that move was. Ow. Okay. some kind of a thinking in Elden Ring terms. I don't even know the Elden Ring terms, but it's one of the ruins. Dilapidated ruins over Oh, a garden. Okay. Is this someone's home? Community garden kind of thing. Or is this private? Hello. Any fritz? Seems like a place with fruit. Okay, man. Come on. Is this even the good way to go? I might be able to get a tow hold in that, but I don't know if it's any better than just going up the mountain. It's kind of wet rocks over there. Let me see if I can get a toe in. There's no way I can't get a toe in that. Okay. So, that's not the way. Must be something else. Oops. Okay. I got a tow in there. Okay. So, if I get a toe there. H. This is a little tricky. Gold. Oh my god, I made it. No. You Yes. Wow, can't believe I did that. All right, I think is that a hat that I could wear? Is that like unlockable kind of content? Now, now don't be greedy. You're not even close to it yet. How dare the game developer do that. Tempt you. Oh, yeah. Wow. I got a hat. Well, that is something incredible. I am very happy I got that. Do not Oh, I was going to go up the stairs. Ah, my hat. All right, whatever. I'm out of here. This is dumb. I did what I came to do. There's stairs, mother. There stairs. Oh, my hat. Oh, crap. stairs. stairs all the time. God damn it. Can't believe I went that stupid way. I mean, it's pretty impressive the way I went. I know. I could have just gone. Oh, you know what? Forget it. I don't need to do that. I don't need to do that. I already did the thing. This is just the way that I should have gone to make it easier on myself, but I didn't. I did it a dumb way cuz for some reason, that's what I do. That's just what I love to do. All right, let's go to the fire. Let's just set this whole thing on fire. That'd be nice. Uhhuh. What am I doing? What am I doing? Come on. Hey, what the What the Come on, man. What are you doing? This like What is this ground sticky or something? What What am I in the creeping vines? What's going on? Why you freaking out, man? Just go. Some kind of castle gate there. That does seem very Elden Ring. Be proud. Be proud. I am proud. I'm proud of you, man. You're doing great. Some other kind of ruins over there. I see a stack of cans. I don't know if I was supposed to knock down the cans. I know there were cans in that other ruins where they I got this hat, but I didn't do anything about it. So, I don't know if that's an objective. It probably is, to be honest. H Oh, there's that geometric tower thing. All right. Well, I mean, this does see it didn't seem that hard to get here as opposed to anything else. It wasn't even like really climbing. It was kind of a lateral movement. So, I'm guessing that this is where I should be. Crap. I love that you love to do splits, man. I really love that. But we got a place to go. Left or right? Now I actually do have a choice. Well, it seems like the wood is leading me this way, so why not? Ladder. Can I have that? Can I use this? Seems like something useful. Seems like not quite passable. All right, man. Sometimes I I'm in a flow state. Sometimes this guy just falls over. All right. Okay. Okay, I see some stones that might be stairlike. Nothing else here. Uhhuh. Where am I going? Uhhuh. What was that about? Is it like a ruins in a lake or something? Okay, I got to watch my step here. Oh my god, that's stepping on nothing. Careful now. Careful now. What's that sound? Why does that sound like someone's walking through snow? Oh, there was signs over there. There's like yellow probably danger. Probably landmines or something like that. Probably wouldn't be the best for me. Okay. All right. It's getting a little precarious now. Whoa. Whoa. Nice ass. man. My feet got to be tough, man. Life got to be tough by now. All right, I've made it here, I guess. So, this is a big candle. It's not really a termite mound. Am I supposed to go over this? Is this supposed to be like an impassible barrier that I'm defensible and I'm supposed to climb up and over it? Is that Is that what I'm doing here? Is this a one-way trip kind of thing? Is that a slender the eight pages page? Oh, no. God, I hope not. Okay. Actually, I not quite at Let's see if I can just tip over it. Yep, I can. Oh no. Oh, I thought I was going to leave my hat up here. Holy Let's Let's not fall. Oh no, my hat. Just grab it, man. Jeez. Uh, yippee. man. I'm sorry. That's pretty doof. All right. More weird mystery white soup. Probably should have looked at the sign first. Yeah. Yeah. God damn it. Where's the hole? Lost a contact lens. Uh, hey Ethan. How's it going? Oh, Moose. Where? No. No. My name's Moose. Yeah, Moose. Yeah. No, no. Uh, we've met. No, we haven't. No, no, no. Um, I'm Nate. Uh, good to meet you, Nate. Um, what you looking for? No, nothing. I Sorry, it was the ball. I don't have it. Uh, oh, no worries. I got my camp cup. here you go. Oh, okay. Yeah, thanks. Uh, here. Uh, here. Oh, a little short stop. Here, you take some. Oh, none for me, then thanks. Oh, why? Oh, I uh Yeah, I don't like what it does to me. Oh, is it the is it why you know the not sure what your uh the the you know the headphones? No. Uh what was what did you mean? Oh uh don't kind of like myself that much when I'm uh Oh, just uh just normal. Yeah, normal. Yeah, normal. Uh gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah, that's fine. There he is. Hey then. Oh. Oh. Hey. Nice looking cup. Oh, thanks. Hey, I got it from Moose Hero. What's Oh. Oh, woo. I guess can't believe I missed seeing a moose. Oh, is that my hat? Oh. Huh? Frogs. Frogs in a pond. In a lily bad pond. And a dude in a frog. And a frog. And a frog. going to do it in the bog. Well, I got that and that's doing that. Am I Is this Oh my god, it is croak. Ribbit. Ribbit. Croak. The lake is murky. Not a tadpole in sight. That's weird. Hey, are you Nate? Wow, you look great. Better than your pictures. Come in, please. Uh-huh. What the Huh? Um, I'm kind of nervous. I don't do this kind of thing, but I've just been lonely. Yeah, I painted it. Was part of a class. Do you paint? Oh, wow. That's impressive. You're so funny. Shambala, huh? Sounds pretty. Uh, this might be weird. Would you want to come upstairs? How did a frog hat lead to this? Get in here. Come here. Uh. Ow. No. Not like Have you done this before? Why are you so This is stupid. Why do I always do this? Just stop. Okay. Well, that was weird. Hiss what the I don't know. Okay, goodbye. I guess I'm a frog. That's why I'm a frog. It's not your fault. You'll be okay. She's open. I'm a frogstitute. Oh, there's a rat. Onward and upward, I guess. Oh, rookie, YOU'RE COVERED IN SPIDERS. WAKE UP. WAKE UP. I DON'T want the spiders. Where are they? Where? Where? No, I'm just joking. I'm just joking. You're just taking too long to wake up. It was boring. It's okay. You're fine. You're safe. There's no spiders. It's just We're missing the best part of the day. It was beautiful day. It's a beautiful morning out here. I love the morning. I'm in awake. You're in heaven. Wake up. Wake up. I am awake and I'm in heaven. You're going uphill, right? Yes. I'm going in the castle. Awesome. What? You didn't do with your wish. ETHAN TOLD ME. HE TOLD ME TO get the cigarettes. I'm going to wish for cigarettes. Don't do what Ethan says. Why not? Just that's what he wants. DO WHAT YOU WANT. WHAT DO I WANT? I want to go home. Home. Look around you, buddy. Look, it's paradise. The weather is perfect every day. It's like LA. It's better than LA. LA sucks. Well, what do I do now then? I wish for the perfect body. Look at me. Oh, you look great. I'm like a god. You are like a god. I love my body. I love it, too. All right, let's go. Let's We can go together. Let's Let's just get up. Let's do a warm up. Quick warm up. Is Ethan going to be mad? Touch your toes. I'm going to touch him. All right. Touch the sky. I'M TOUCHING THE SKY. It's time to go. Oh, wait. Hold on. But wait. Is Ethan going to be mad if I don't wish for the cigarettes? I'm bored of this conversation, mate. See you later. Okay. All right. Oh, what the hell? What in the what? What the hell is What the hell? Why was someone squatting over this? You see the footprints? Why was that happening? What is h What happened here? What the hell? This game is game's gross, man. This game might be gross. This game might be some kind of gross, man. Okay. I don't know if I needed to get the the hat or something. I know you took my vase. Bring it to the fire power fire tower. We can move past this. I guess we can, but not in this episode, I think. Thank you everybody so much for watching. Uh, I don't even know where the vase would be. Where would the vase be? I don't know. I haven't seen it. Watch the firewatch tower. Is it the same one I saw before or is this a new one in a new area? I don't know. Let me get my bearings before I end the episode What are we dealing with? It's cold. Oh, is that an outhouse? Oh, it's an outhouse. You know what? Let me go to the ba Let me go to the bathroom. Huh. Now, I'll throw myself off. Oof. Oof. Oof. Oh god, he might be out cold. He might actually be Nope, he's good. Damn, he's tough. Damn, he's really tough. You mean I could wish for the perfect body and become Donkey Man? It does sound pretty cool. Uh, nothing wrong with me sliding in, right? I don't know if I can swim. Is swimming even a thing I can do? It's time to learn what water does. This isn't so bad. It gets a little deep. Okay. I don't know what happens if that I go too deep. That's not so bad. Okay. I'm just like this is a baby just drowning. I mean it is called baby steps and I will give it that. Okay, how do I get up? Come on now. Oh, no. Nice. All right. Okay. Good. Hey, that's nice. Oh, okay. Oh my god. Oh, please. Here we go. Knock knock. Is there somebody in there? Hey Mike. Nate. Nate. Oh my god. Oh, sorry. Occupied. You found it even without a map. The best toilet on the mountain. Oh, good. Yeah. It's fantastic. It's my favorite. And you know, closing door and everything. Yeah. No, I mean for me that's essential. Yeah. No, I mean, ever since I was a kid, you you know, really couldn't uh couldn't go with the other kids. Yeah. No, I needed the stall. Yeah. But uh no, I should give you your peace of quiet. Uh okay. Uh just pretend I'm not here. Oh, that was great. Yeah. There's no better feeling, right? I didn't mean this guy. The best feeling in the whole world. Yeah. So, it's just like ah that's how I feel. The urgency's gone. All right. Fantastic. Do you want swapsies? All right. I'll see you. I'll catch you at the next one, Nate. Are you okay? Oh, sorry. No, Mike. That was a bird. It was a bird. That wasn't me. All right. All right. H. Nate, please. He's not even in there anymore. He's not even in there. What are you doing? Just piss. Just piss. Oh man, now I'm at the bottom of a pit and I can't Oh man. Oh well, I guess that's the cosmic comedy of it all. Hey, there's probably a fruit in that tree. Well, thank you everybody so much for watching. I'll never piss ever, but hey, maybe in the next one I also will never piss. Never. Thank you. And as always, I will see you in the next video. Bye-bye. Your butt.