Poppy Playtime: Chapter 5

Welcome to Poppy Playtime. Not Poppy's Playtime. It's not Poppy's. It's Poppy. And also, I'm probably going to be sick this episode. Not because I was sick before, but I was very sick over the weekend. It's because this headphone, this left headphone is starting to go in and out. And that's a shame because I've had these headphones for years and years. I don't know if it's the cable. I'm going to order a replacement cable first. But every once in a while, the left ear is going to go out. You're not going to notice anything different. But if you ask me, if you look at me and I'm suddenly going, [cough] [clears throat] it's because I'm trying to get this ear to work again. Yeah. Hi. Hello. Ah. Yes. So, if you're watching this in the future, yes, this was a stream. And uh yeah, occasionally I do these streams and I think I've even done this before with Poppy Playtime. It didn't go so well for me last time, which I think was chapter 2, where I spent an embarrassingly long time on a rather rudimentary puzzle, if we're going to be perfectly honest about that. Yeah. Hi. I'm Oh my god. It's It It It depends on where this wire. It must be the wire because it's like I can make it go staticky by just doing this. So, I think I don't know. It's It's just weird. But it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Not going to affect your viewing experience at all. We're here to play Poppy Playtime. Yes, it's me. Threetime number one director of movie. Three time number one movie person who directed it in America. Three time number one movie in America. And it's me, the person who directed it, Markiplier. That's me. [laughter] Yeah, it is indeed me. Yes, Markiplier, the one and the thronely. [laughter] That works. So, we are in uh the the third week. Third week, fourth week. Third week since um Iron Lung came out. It's been a whirlwind. I've been doing non-stop interviews ever since. Um and it's just been it's been delightful. I I I can't really say anything otherwise about it. It's been absolutely delightful. People are actually returning my calls. I'm not calling anyone. I'm DMing people and stuff like that in emails, but people are actually wanting to talk to me all of a sudden. [gasps] You know, it's Oh god, this I'm I [ __ ] directed a movie. God, why do I have such shitty hardware? Oh my god. It's just I I love these headphones, but they don't even make this model anymore. I had I think I had to buy this one off eBay or something secondhand. Oh man. I'm really hoping that it's a wire. This is going to be This is going to be difficult going through this entire experience just with one ear cutting in and out and full of static. Hey, nothing in life that's worth it is easy. And if it's not easy, I'm going to make it hard. And that's just a personal policy of mine. Uh before I get too incredibly started with this game, where'd it go? Where's the game? Where'd it go? Here. Is that the game? Oh, there it is. Okay, before I get too started with this, yes, there is official Iron Lung merch now available through the link in the description below. If you go to ironlong.com, you can find the merch right there. Uh, it's been available for a bit. We actually had to restock some things. Um, and yes, there are posters. The thing about the posters is actually if you look at the posters, the description says it's it's the official uh movie poster size and yada yada. And it is because the the size that it says on the website right now is not quite right. Right now, the website says 24 by 36. It's actually 27x 40. So, it's actually bigger than uh you were probably anticipating. No, that doesn't mean that some of you are going to get 24 by 36. They were never that to begin with. Official movie poster size is 27 by 40. So, it's larger than uh you might have thought it would be. So, I don't know if you had planned and gotten a You didn't do this. There's no way you gotten a 24x 36 frame or something. It's a 27 by 40, which is dead. Please shut and play. [laughter] I can't believe you say that to me. I can't believe [laughter] you say that to me. I can't believe you'd say that to me. I can't. Magic Neo, I'm gonna remember your name as the person I hate for the rest. I'm gonna forget instantly. I'm going to try my hardest, my ADHD hardest to remember who you are so that I can hate you until the end of time. I've already forgotten what you did. What did you do? I can't believe you did that thing. No, it's fine. It's fine, guys. I know. I know. I'm not welcome here anymore. successful director number one director of the the the movie of the of the of the week that one weekend. The movie of that one weekend. Iron Lung [sighs and gasps] not welcome here on the YouTubes anymore. Not welcome. It's fine. Don't worry about it. It's okay. Actually, I'm sniffling because I'm incredibly sad and also I was sick and I've been recovering from it. I've got a unbelievable amount of snot. It's like an inhuman amount that has been oozing out of me. Do I got the big sad? Yeah, I got the big sad because of this. All right, so ironlong.com if you want to get your merch, it's available right there. Uh feel free. Uh nothing's stopping you. Uh life is yours to choose. Um, life needs a bit of madness and life is for the living and all of those are on the website ironlong.com. Um, get your merch if you want. There's some custom stuff on there, too, like a mesh shirt and a nice bomber jacket. I sound quiet. Uh, this is technically a new microphone, so I'm still probably adjusting it, but I would say what I always say, which is turn up your goddamn volume. You have a knob. Twist it. Or a button. You have a button. Use it. What's wrong with you? Probably listening on your phone on your speaker. Your speaker's propped up on the edge of your bed. You're like 3 ft away from it like this or like this on a pillow and you're like, "Why can't I hear it?" With your ear buried into a full fluff pillow. I can't hear him. It's a little quiet. Open your ears and turn up your knob. How many people did I call out in that? Man, my left ear still going in and out. Oh god. All right. Anyway, it's already high. Get better audio. This is a perfectly reasonable volume. I'm looking at the meters right now. I'm very professional. I directed a movie. Okay. You can't talk to me that way. I directed a movie. You think that I'm not going to let all that go to my head and my ego is going to get 10 times not going to get 10 times the size? It is. It has. And it does. And so you need to treat me with more respect. And trust me, I know a thing or two about respect, right? It's a word. I did a whole essay on this. So why don't you read up from the number one director of yada yada. All right, I'm going to go here. All right, new game. Audio stunning. I know. [screaming] What's wrong with them? They're not wrong. They're wrong side out. cuddly, adorable, but not quite what they see. What a surprise. Unst that grip and find that wrong driver just with it. that side. They're the wrong side animals. I [screaming] want to marry Doodle Bones or adventure with Bindle Boogie. You can even make your own. [music] The wrong side animals available now from your pals at playtime. All right. Hello. Who's knocking? Hello. Please don't knock on the left side of my body because I cannot hear it. Oh. Oh, right. I remember. I remember where this left off. Okay, never mind. All right, so we were in this Oh, I thought that would be a bit more protected, you know, for a fluffy whatever macho. Wait, should I do I run now? Am I supposed to run? Something tells me something tells me I don't want to. Something tell Hey, wait a minute. Hey. Oh, hold on now. That's you. I I I You're big. Wow. Look at you. Oh. Uhhuh. Say thumbnail. All right. So, [laughter] we need to make this right. I just want to say before it it loses from our memory here. Run. Why? Why would I run from that? Think because you can bash down a steel door means that it can bash in my skull. You know how thick my skull is. All right, before we get too far away from it, I have to say it is so unbelievably bold of the game developers to put product placement for what I'm sure, even if they're not selling that exact model of plushy to put product placement for plushies that they would sell at the very beginning of the game. Buy this toy. And I know I just did a merch plug at the beginning of this stream. So, who am I? I'm not I'm not I'm not trying to be a hypocrite here. I'm just as bad as them. I just gotta say it's incredibly bold. You know who wouldn't do that? Gartner and Ban Ban. Gartner a ban ban wouldn't treat us like that. Gartner a band. [laughter] I know it always starts with a commercial. I'm not saying this is the first time they've done it either. I just got to say because I don't know if I mentioned that before. It is a very bold move. Anyway, go to ironlong.com for your Iron Lung [laughter] merch today. Anyway, anyway, I I am not above this. So, I'm willing to bet that I'm supposed to do something like solve a puzzle in this room. Yeah, this is a lot of time that I could have spent saving myself. Oh my god, that's too sensitive. That's better. All right. Ow. How? Why? Uh-oh. Okay. Hold on. Am I supposed to Hello. Oh, can I grab Oh. Oh. Oh, of course. Right. It wouldn't happen. [screaming] Yeah, of course. That makes sense. Oh my god. It's kind of like this this horror thing in my left ear where there's just random flitting in and out. I'm crouched. Like how I'm not in a hurry at all. Is this not what I was That's not what I was supposed to do. I was probably supposed to look up and grab and pull and tug. It's the mechanic that I always forget about. Uh oh. Of course I was looking up when I needed to look right. Right. You still there? Oh no. Oh well that's a problem. Oh no. That's Well, that's a problem. Hey, it's that meme. Boom. Don't worry. I got this. Hold to bend. Press and pull. I am I I sure walk forward into tight spaces to cidle. Cidle. Is that the word? Cidle. Hey. Am I doing? So I have to click it, grab it, then press it. [screaming] Oh, what? What? H. Oh, there. I didn't see that. But don't worry. [ __ ] Cast aside the old world. Of course, we all know this. Mhm. Look, man, I think that uh you can you can say whatever you want about my uh my uh game play. It doesn't matter how obvious the game developers make something. I'm going to miss it. I'm going to miss it every time. I'm going to find a way to break the game and I'm going to find a way to miss it. All right, I'm scared. So, just got to keep my peepers peeled for something important like that. Interesting that they're starting the game with a chase sequence this time. Okay, we got some kind of a vent. I probably need to crouch. Oh, what the hell? Did he grab my ankles? He slap me on the tush. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Ow. Yeah, that hurt. Huh. Oh, good. We're in the underground. I guess we've always been in the underground this entire time. So, that wouldn't be any different then. Disappeared. Uhhuh. Okay. What is this? Read unknown. Well, I don't want to read that way. I want to read this. I can't read this way. I can't read it. Okay. A damn it. Fine. Why would you make such a nice memo if I couldn't read it? Why would you make this? If I couldn't zoom it. I can't. Let me zoom. Let me zoom. Oh, man. It's not even letting me do it. All right, whatever. It's fine. [sighs] I can't zoom it. It literally there's no option to zoom and oh man my left ear is just this is horrible. It's horrible. They make this nice piece of art and I have to hit read note. I I they they have it here. I know there's words there. I want to zoom in on it. I want to read on the note. No, I get to read this. All right. Whatever. It's fine. Screenshots and zoom. I could but then that would take too long. All right. Unknown sender number one. They all go on at great length about this imagined future of theirs. It's exhausting. Their eyes are so set on a new chapter of history. [laughter] Sorry, this really sounds like I'm losing my mind, but I I swear there's something wrong with these headphones. Trying to see if that helps. Okay, that kind of does. The uh their eyes are so set on a new chapter of [laughter] history that they ignore the current one. It's fine. It's fine. Unknown sender number two. Remember, we used to believe in that future, too. Hard to turn down the prospect of a world where humanity lives without strife until the stars wink out. Unknown sender number one. I never stopped believing. I just stopped ignoring the cost. One of the mind's many strengths, I suppose. Its ability to ignore its own capacity for cruelty. Just have patience. Our deal with 10006 still holds and I doubt he'd be he'd back out of it now. Good. Making preparations as we speak. I'm glad we all know what we're talking about here. I'm glad the contextual clues are here. And I'm glad that someone printed out this inter office memo of this conversation between two people. I know it's an intercepted communicate, but still [gasps] glad I know about that. And we're all really privy to that information. Oh. Oh my god. I really wish that this ear would not be this way, but it is. Anyway, press and hold. Oh boy. Okay. It's the click and then click again that that often throws me. But I'm going to get I'm I'm going to get it. Don't worry. I'm not that stupid. Okay. I don't know if I'm supposed to go up there or if that's like a secret thing where I could stack up things. I doubt it. And I'm not going to waste any time doing that. New objective. Find a way out. Okay. Well, thought I knew. I'm going to have to stack up something, I guess. So, there's a light up there. I see a light over there, but this is kind of like a less obvious light. So, there might be something here, actually. Okay. Here we go. Both hands. Pull. Both hands. Okay. Okay, I've trapped myself. All right, hold both hands. Okay. What's up here? Never mind. Okay, come up here. Come up here. Come up here. Where are you? Come on. Come on. No. No. No. No. No. Come on. Now you're not going. Why? Come on. What? You were spinning around. What's What's the deal? Come on. What? What are you What are you doing? What are you What are you doing? What? What are you doing? What? You were just What? What are you doing? What are you doing? Get What What do you mean? Get up. What? What are you What? Huh? What? Up. There we go. Okay. There we go. Secret. Did I get a secret? I bet I did. I wish there was a button to read that right away after I get something. I'll read it. This looks really cool, man. Oh, I can read this. Okay. Stuff in storage. Lots pretty red flower seeds. Tastes really good. Lots pipes. Lots stinky growing stuff. Kind of lots big water tank thing. Lots metal parts for new flower pickers. kind of lots [ __ ] car. I don't know about the [ __ ] car. Something big is here. Everything needed to make more medium. A lot more. My ideas. Give bunches of seeds to me. Give some seeds to me. Get rid of stinky growing stuff. Give the tasty seeds to me. All right. [sighs and gasps] Whatever, man. The [ __ ] car. Look, you're reading the same thing I am. That kind of lots of [ __ ] car. All right. Good. Good for you. Good. Good for you. [snorts] Okay. So, glad I did that. But now I need to get these over here so I can go up this way. Actually be able to Nope. And we're up. Okay. And we're off. And we're down. Oh, cidled. Got a cit. Where did that come from? All right, we're cidled. Iron Lung looks a bit different today. You know, I'm actually in every copy of the movie that you see. This is just the first time I've been able to make him an appearance outside of the movie. You guys are just continually watching it, which I appreciate, but the lack of freedom is sometimes disturbing. I'm summoned to each theater independently. Oh, and I have to redo the performance. Hey, wait. Oh, I missed. So, sorry. Can you do it again? I literally I wanted to look back and look up. Oh, am I doing Why the M? What? Hang on. Why is it so quiet? It's because I only got one ear. Can I Okay, hold on. Wait. Stop. Oh. Oh, come on. Oh, I The left ear cut in for just a little bit. Hold on. Where is it? [laughter] If I hold it in my mouth, I can hear both ears. All right. Here we go. I can't let that work. Wow, that's crazy. Am I running for something? Oh, heck. I wasn't really running for something. Hold on. You idiot. You can't go this way. Don't even think about jumping. Too loud. Oh, damn it. Sorry. I couldn't hear anything at first. It was like too quiet and then it was too loud. Look, I don't know why this is working, but if this is in my mouth right here, there's probably a way that I could. Hold on, guys. I'm not joking. For those who are just joining being like, "Why is Mark being extra stupid today?" It's because my headphones are breaking and so my left headphone doesn't quite work. And shockingly, this is working. Okay, I can hear out of my left. Why not tape it to my face? That's a really good idea. That's a really good idea. It was too not too loud. Okay, I don't even know what you want. I don't even know what you want anymore. Okay, I'm just going to do what I do. I am the number one director in your hearts and I think that I deserve to do what I want to do. My headphones are broken and I've had these forever. Uh oh, static. I got to stop talking so much because my flap in my gums is what's making the sound go out now because it's kind of strewn AC. Okay, I can hear I can hear still. I can still hear. Okay, we're good. No. Okay, we're good. Nope. It was better up here. I don't know why. Okay, that's good. Max volume. I'm not gonna be max volume. I don't want to hurt you. I would never hurt you. Okay, I guess I gotta go in here. Oh, how tall? Look, I'm not short or nothing, but I swear it's they're they're they're being really ambitious about where my eyes are. Look, I I feel like Well, I'm not crazy, right? This is I'm a perfectly reasonable average height. I feel like they would make this for the for the average common denominator. What if my eyes were burning? I can't. I think even upon my tippy toes, I'm not going to be able to get my eyes washed. I just feel like that's a little bit uh feel like that's a little bit discriminatory. You can pull it down. I don't think you can. You can't pull it down. It's not even designed that way. It's bolted to the wall. What kind of pull down you think I got? I mean, I'm very strong, but I don't think I'm that strong. Don't worry. Short shortcut. Not short shortcut. Maybe call it a tall cut or something like that. I'm going Don't worry, guys. I'm taking a tall cut. Born. Okay. Well, that was one. Man, this the headphone solution is not keeping. It's It's starting to stutter in my left. I think it's because I'm talking. And I'm I'm not going to be honest. Do I really got to stand on the spot? It said pull. It did not say we'll never know. I mean, I do know. I'm right. You're wrong. Stand on the spot. Stand right here. What the [ __ ] What kind of stupid technology is it? What kind of stupid dumbass technology is [laughter] this? Or you can only turn and understand right here. Well, you Oh, no. Whatever. Don't Oh, it's so stuttery. Why is it so stuttery? Hi. Welcome back. Oh god. Okay. All right. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. What am I doing? What? What am I doing? Ah, it burns. There was a big hole in the wall. There was a big hole in the wall. There was a big hole in the wall that I was supposed to go through. We need our revenge. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. Oh, man. No. No. It's not my headphones that are the problem. I don't think. I think it's I think it's uh the cable. So, I ordered new cables already. Maybe it'll be here tomorrow. It is just amazing how rhythmically static it is. Like in and out and in and out. It is It is specifically designed to be as annoying as possible. Saboom. You know what this game said was like, "Hey, I know you like chase sequences. Here's more chase sequences." Nothing like a chase sequence. everyone. Oh, what the [ __ ] this solution is no longer working. Probably go back to this. This is what's working. Huh, that's where it's going. Don't Don't do anything about that. Oh, we Why? What the hell? You're not going to hit the same place twice. How? Why? Am I supposed to be able to predict this? What? What? What? What are we doing? Okay. Well, I'm picking all the wrong options here. I don't think that I'm very well. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. I see. Okay. It was predict. It's a good thing he didn't go through the same hole twice. Got it. H [music] can't hear me over the screams. You don't need to hear me. I'm not saying much anything. It's cuz I got this cord in my mouth so I can hear properly. And that's a weird sentence, but it's it is I swear to God it's true. I have to keep this cord right here or else I won't be able to hear out of my left ear. For some reason, this is working. So, I'm going to stay like this. Okay. This is I have to do this. I have to Oh, I don't even My hands My arms is gone. [ __ ] Oh. might be okay. My name is and I'm here to protect kids like you from all the scary things that go bump in the night. My name is Markiplier and I find it fascinating that somehow each game I find new characters that weren't there in the previous games. Hold on to me and keep both eyes on danger. Okay, we'll get through this together. Okay, my name is I'm here to protect kids like you. Scary things that go bump in the night. Not that way. It must be that way, but let me check this way. Nope, the one. All right. Okie dokie. Okay, so it looks like there were some kids camping out or the toys, I guess, at some point here. In the previous game, there was kind of a village, but that didn't go so good for them. Nothing ever seems to go too good for these things. Press E. Kachchunk. Well, that's nice. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Is that a Is that the goopy pile of of mommy long legs? Looks familiar, but also I don't remember there being this much like dilapidation. But maybe whatever. Where am I supposed to go? So, this lit that I don't know if I'm supposed to move this or something. No. Okay. Crawl. No. Crouch. No. Jump. Nope. Okay. So, I did that light and I did that switch and that did something. I mean, I could go back, but I hear something mumbling. Not sure what it is. Something's small. Don't like that. Well, it's tiny and I'm a large to you, too. Who can Oh. Oh, you're probably not hostile. What's up? Ow. Well, you wouldn't do that twice, would you? Well, damn. He did it twice. They're all that's left. Yeah, I know. All right, I'm going to go back up on the volume cuz seems like it's sporadic now and not the constant. Oh, come on. Really? I know I didn't make that much progress, but come on, man. You expect me not to go into the jump scare, dude? [ __ ] Oh, turn on the lights and navigate the area. Okay, I see. That's what I'm supposed to do. I don't know if that turned on all the lights, but it seems to All right, you're there. And I don't want to touch you, so I'm not going to take that, I guess. Huh? Button. Oh, nice. Well, not I wouldn't say that's nice. It's actually pretty terrible. I know that seemed mean, but as a a movie director, I get to say things like that. Suddenly, my opinion holds a bit more weight, don't you think? Was that something behind the [ __ ] You guys saw that, right? Sound like something move. I don't know. Maybe it didn't. be crazy. All right, don't mind me, everybody. What the hell? Who is that? Someone from above. No above. The judge said chose the judge. Can't trust any of them. Not like us. Uh-huh. Okay, I'm going to drop down there now. I'm dead. Was I not supposed to do that? Was I not supposed [laughter] to Yeah. What killed me? What killed me besides the precipitous fall? All right, sure. Look, I I'm not I'm not saying apparently not. Obviously not. It's super obvious. Okay, what was I supposed to do? I guess jump. Someone can see above. The judge is there. Oh, trust. But I'm supposed to drop down here for sure. Yes. Yes. Okay. Got it. All right. I got I got Don't worry. I got this. I'm very smart. I'm not blaming the game on that one. I'm blaming myself. My gamer instincts are getting rusted. Oh man, they're not getting any better at these stars. Okay. Turn on the lights. Navigate the area. Find a way to reach the key. All right. So, in this room of no doors, there's one door. Okay. I wonder if I just need to keep going forward the way I've been going to reach the key. Who's in there? Huh? Who's in there? It sure looks bright and colorful and like I should go in here, but I've known that to not be the case in some aspects of this environment. Okay, I'm going to go in the hole now. I went in the hole. Obviously, I'm not supposed to go in there. It's so OB. I'm not supposed to go in that hole. That's plain dooy. Okay, there's a creature at the end of the hallway there. [sighs] Oh. Oh, there's no glass for some reason. Oh, I thought that was a glass filled window. No, it's not. Okay. Boy, I wish I could see. Do I I don't have a flashlight or nothing, do I? There's something on the other side. I'm just going to go take that. Okay, that's good. I don't think this is getting me closer to the key. I don't know who rigged up the electricity in this place, but this is a really inefficient distribution of these electrical panels. Okay, definitely this way. I can't see [ __ ] I'm just trying to be on the lookout for those little guys because I can't really see. Oh, sure. Okay, fine. I'm not going to go in the dark if I don't have to. Oh, good. You know, it looks like a meat processing facility, but why would they have that? Cuz I mean, maybe I'm getting things mixed up in my various mascot horror lore. But I feel like these things didn't actually have any meat, did they? Or did they? Or did they? Or did they? Hello. I found a secret. I found a secret. Find my own. I don't know. I don't know. I'm trying to find it. Uhhuh. Oh, well, that's the first. Is that one of the first human bodies I've seen this entire time? I'm trying to think of if I remember even seeing a human body in this entire game series. I mean, I know there was like the day of joy, the oopsy poopsy, we killed everyone day. The uhoh, your blood's on the outside now day. But I don't remember seeing any bodies. Chapter 3, maybe. I don't know. I'm not up on my lore. Also, my memory so poor. Shut up. Okay. See? Oh, no. No. That's not that. Oh, finally a flash of light. Why did it get darker? That's so unfair. That's so contrived gameplay unfairness. It's just like, oh yeah, you got light now. Here's less light. No. Okay. All right. Thanks. No, I appreciate that. What is that? Is that a tattoo gun? Is that baby's first tattoo gun? Oh, wow. Get inked up for preschool. Okay, well, I got to go back and I still got to find my way to that key for some reason. Hope no one jumps out and goes coloss. Also, why do I have a sunbeam on there? All Okay. Get out of here, ugly. Get out of here. I wasn't supposed to be in here. Oh man, that made that thing happy. I don't like that it did. A Playtime interactive media product. Globy guy's name Globy. Globy. Uh, always ready to smile. Oh, I can Oh, no. I can't zoom in on this one. I was like, oh, I could rotate this one and I remembered I can rotate the other. All right. Work procedures. 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Well, what are they? Are we boiling children here? Is that what's happening? What are we uh what are we what are we doing, boss? What how how best can I traumatize myself? How best can I imbue myself with trauma? Hoping to get a few generations in the exchange. I want to haunt my ancestors forwards and back. Just tell me what the backlight. Oh, black light. Of course. Oh, stupid. You can't go that way. It's dumbass. All right, whatever. Okay. Uh, man, you got to work on your arrows, man. Leave. Oh. Oh. let's pretend like I did that right. No achievement. Zero out of 10 game. Literally unplayable. Can't believe they wouldn't put an achievement in for doing the hopscotch perfectly, which I of course did. Really is disrespectful to me. Disrespectful to everybody. Well, it's that thing which is apparently nicer. Yeah. What do you mean? What is it? This is Is it because I'm Uh-huh. Yeah. So, you're going to It is kind of convenient because if I'm in flashlight mode and I'm not checking blacklight mode, then I wouldn't know that there's something here. And it's going to be like, "Yeah, and there's a dancing robot apparently." Then I go that way, I think. Okay. So, this is where the paths kind of diverge. Shy away. Stay away. Yeah. But what was over here? That looks ominous. Okay. I thought I was going like some secret side path, but apparently this might be actually the main path. I thought I always do this. I think I'm going some secret sign path and I'm I'm actually going the way that I'm supposed to go and I'm like, "Oh, I'll save this. I'll check off this." Oh, come on. Always. Every time. And then I missed something that actually is important because god damn it. You hate the flashlight sound. There's a lot of things in life to hate. I think we can hold that hate in our heart for something worthy of the hate to to direct it towards. Oh, I turned it off for a second. I turned it back on. I'm not dead. Goodness gracious. Can I go in that hole? No. Go away. Good thing I heal really fast. N Okay. See, my instinct says that going upstairs is the way to progress forward. So, my body wants to go this way just to see what all the the secrets are, right? Okay. In this one case, it was kind of correct. What is that? Is that the grindomatic? Is this the distiller? Someone had to make this. Someone had to design it. Oh, my nose. I apologize. I was sick over the weekend. If I'm sniffly, it's cuz I'm still kind of recovering over it. It was quite a sickness. I was like just had to lay down for the entirety of the day. I was sleeping like 18 hours, which was nice considering how much I was working beforehand. Hey, the key. Okay. Still ass drawing, but you know. Okay. So, is this going to unlock everything now? Yes, it is. That usually doesn't happen. Nope. Not everything. Okay, whatever. I had a feeling I wasn't supposed to go that way. All right, so now that I have this, what do I do with it? Yes, I had plenty of soup and rest. It was nice. Yes. It is like a whole village here. There's just tons of these tiny little tents. cuz I'm not going to lie, I really have never had a full grasp on exactly what they were doing here in this universe. And that's not to say like I think it was boring and I'm not going to learn it. It's just like I think it's obfuscated. Um, which you know that that does happen no matter what when you got some universe that does most of the storytelling through like environmental clues and I don't mind that usually. Oh, I'm back here. Oh, full circle, eh? I'm sure I missed something important, but whatever. Nice. Uh, more more of the same, but I don't fully There's certain contextual things that I'm a bit lost on, and I can usually handwave quite a few things. Bring them to the boilers for Braun. Braun? Who's Braun? Like, there's certain things that I can handwave. impossibly large unending underground facility which would cost probably trillions of dollars to build with children's toys as the front. Um, and also somehow they're making money hand over fist. I can handwave that. What I said I was fine with it. Take it off. You all right? No. You're not. You're the one they've been talking about. The one who put mommy in the grinder. Who gave the cat a nap? Uh-huh. Down here. They're calling you the play time butcher. The butcher? Wait a minute. What are you doing all the way down here? is Poppy. Oh, no. It can't be. I mean, you were with her, right? And the rest of them, up at Safe Haven. I I heard things. We can't stay here. I I got a place. Just follow me. No. I Look, I haven't heard that name in a long time. I don't think you get that side of me. I knew Poppy back before Oh, you're much smaller than I thought you were. Before everything. Wait, then how did you Wait, how did how did that other guy drag you? Really going to blow this place up. Huh? My heart's always been in the right place, but that girl's been behind glass too long. I I don't know what you're talking about. Actually, I I I really don't. You're going to have to catch me up real fast on things. So, she wanted to blow things up. I know that's a contextual clue, but also feel your the in the back of your head. And uh also, you were huge just a second ago. You you were huge. Listen, I don't know what you're talking about, everybody. I don't know what you're talking about. It's just, you know, it's just a name. It's just a name. Doesn't have to mean anything. It doesn't have to mean No, no, no, no. You wouldn't come down here. Just find a place to hide. What? Oh, good. I don't actually do it. Who the hell is you? Oh, it's the dude. It's the thing they've been talking about. The prototype. All right. Well, you shouldn't have done that. I must be numb inside. I seem to be immune to jump scares now. They just don't affect me. Doesn't usually come down here. You must have got him real worked up. Okay. Okay. This way. Might have a solution. My my headphone is still acting up. Okay. Oh. Ah, I can hear out of my left ear. Okay, good. Yeah, he's gone forever now. He won't hear us stomping around and lights going up. Where did you go? I didn't even see where you went. And I'm assuming you went a different way than the way we came in. Yes. I can't. No. So, I've had these headphones forever and the cable is just starting to go. I don't think it's the headphones themselves. It's just the left ear. So, I think that's with the cable. I know it's not much, but uh who needs fancy murals on the wall and string lights or a barber shop or whatever? And and I got plans anyway. I I'm not going to be down here forever. Look, I'm not the kind of guy who spends time feeling sorry for himself. I mean, the way I see it, everything's a tragedy until it's meant to be. You think this is an accident? You ending up down here like this? Both of us wanted to kill the prototype. I mean, that's where this train is headed, right? I'm not some kind of hero, but I can help you. You remember our suicide? Got to get you outed first. You're not going to last down here with just a cheap nightlight. Okay, that's pretty rude. Yeah, chirp all you want. I'm the one who scared off all those outals. Outimals. Out in cuz inside out things. Yeah. Here the boilers. You mean the boilers? Lots of gear got tossed down there after the after it all went down. I pretty sure I saw an old crabber. I'll point you there. Just let me know when you caught your breath. Ah, no. I'm good, man. Let me know when you caught your breath so that we can get on with our cyan night capsules. Remember, strapping a bomb to your chest so we can blow up this entire establishment and die heroically in a blaze of glory. Can't wait for us to meet our end. That's It's nothing. That's just a piece of trash we found. We definitely both want to kill the prototype no matter what. No way you're getting around without a grab pack. You uh you should head to the boilers. I know he's not talking like that, but all I can hear is you should head to the boilers. You got to go. I know. Sorry. I don't know. Yes. And it is very well activated. Yes, it is. Notes around. I'm I'm looking. I'm looking. Hey, move on. Don't mess with that. That's uh personal. Then I probably shouldn't read it. And I definitely shouldn't read it looking you in the eye. I would have said eyes, but you ain't got boo. Sorry, wrong button. [cough] [clears throat] Gibble checklist. Can't read it. Who? I owe. Give it all back. Chum. 32 cans of food written off to the side. Dang it, Chum. I keep telling you to stop. I don't need charity. Dead. Boggy dead. Meech dead. Stupid slurp dead. Ziggy wish was dead. Uh, two favors, three favors. Jug of water roach. Dooughey dead. All right. Dooughey. Is that the same Dooughey? Is that the guy from before? Anyway, he wasn't entirely good, you know. I guess none of us really are. You don't mind having ultraviolet blast in your eyeballs, do you? I didn't think so. Any you got any more personal stuff? Very private notes kind of journal type things. Oh boy. Uh, better press. I wish I could read that. Burnt ends. Missing toy mystery solved for you. I just Okay, I got to I got to say, why can't I not zoom on this? Why can't I not zoom up on this? Why can't I zoom here? Why can't I zoom right here? I really want to zoom. Someone put a lot of work into this. They made this whole thing. And I wish I could zoom. The style of the art is part of the storytelling. When I have to simplify it to some text, it removes all the effort that the artist put in. And I can't appreciate it at all. Might as well be an email. Whatever. It's a nitpick, but I mean it's like I feel like that's a little valid. All right. The better press. Missing toy mystery solved. For years we toy speculated about what happened to gentle Jan. Some daring to spread the lie that he and his joyless fled our factory during the hour of joy. These rumors were put to rest Tuesday when the burnt up bodies of 23 toys were found in the innovation wing and confirmed to be the presumed. John refused to fight for us during the hour or spare no tears for him and the joyless. There is no hope for us above, said our liberator, the prototype. A vigil will be held in town square on this upcoming joy day. All are encouraged to attend. The first 10 attendees will be given special morning stickers. Continue on page two. Unsafe haven. As food supplies run low, rebel toys in Safe Haven have been reportedly eating each other. It's way behind salvaging from the Charnal Pit, said a formal rebel who didn't want to be named. The place stinks so bad of soggy plush and blood. It's super bad. Though others deny the claims, it's widely known that Rebel Toy Doughy the Dough Man has a big appetite and previously ate at least one of his parents. Continued on page four. Don't get on the wrong side of these savings. Two for one popsicles at the Jimmy's food barn. Wish I could have read that from here, which I suppose I could have, but I feel like I should be able to zoom because you all can't see that very well. Anyway, you also missed how convenient. And also, it's some kind of newsletter written by these toys apparently. Um, what was I doing? I think I was getting my bearings, but I don't know. Why do you have a chair in your bathroom? Is this your toilet? Do you need the toilet? Do you need go bathroom? I don't know. All right. Anyway, I'm going to do the boiler through there. The pipes will get you down. Meet me up in R&D once you got what you need. I'll get things cooking. What? What am I doing in R&D? What? All right. You know, I'll figure it out. what do you got for me, buddy? Ah, that's interesting. Well, I would go that way, but it doesn't seem like there's any Oh, never mind. Up there. Let me see what's over here first. Uh-huh. Well, this is a different way to go. Seems like a trap. I've probably missed one of those already, but it doesn't matter. I never was one to collect all the collectibles. Oh well. Ah, I've gone deaf in my left ear. Uh, yes, by the way. Yes, this is a stream. I am actually live. Uh, and then Iron Lung merch is for real. Ironlong.com. You can find it for yourselves. I will be signing a number of those posters. It will be random and it will be randomly sent out, but some of those posters will be signed. I bought some very high quality markers just for that. Um, so go to ironlong.com if you would like to see all of that. Uh, and then it's going to be in some theaters just a little bit longer and we're working on the digital release, right? Just take some time. What? Okay. It doesn't seem like something to worry about. Seems like one of the tinies. Okay. Don't mind me. These seem to be the boilers. Wonder what I'm supposed to do with the Now, see, there's another path over there. I just want to see which one's which, right? Is this official? Okay. Is this a secret way? I don't know. Never know, man. I just don't know. It feels secretive. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And you can still uh uh Oh, yeah. No, there is going to be Latam release. That will be happening uh actually very soon. What? Actually, very soon. Okay. Why did I come in here? Oh, that's nice. Oh, there he is. This is ridiculous. Tying them up, leaving them in there. Just kill them and be done with it. It wasn't supposed to be like this. Don't be a coward. You know what they did to us. Okay. What did these people do? Huh? They work in the warehouse that never even been down to Plinkare. You don't know them any more than I do. Let's just leave before in there. He tied them up. Why? Because he's soft. But this isn't I I can't. I I I I just can't. You can. You have to. No, I I They can't leave and they can't stay. But I I I never wanted this. Want is inconsequential. We agreed. We do this together. They sound evil kind of. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Evil is just a matter of perspective. You understand? Evil is one of those words where you know it only has meaning if you feel like it has meaning just because something speaks in multiple voices evil. Unless it outright says I'm evil then it's you should probably take it at it indeed. Need a pink mustache with this accent. You're crazy. What are you even talking about? There's no way that would work. That's impossible. I got to work on the voice a bit more. It sometimes takes a while to get back into it because I've been I've been it is it is just a batshit insane accent to do. And I gotta do that uh Wararf Stash project that I'm working on right now. Or I'm going to be working on. I'm gonna pick it back up. It was in the works for a long time. Um and then this stupid movie. Aha, there you are. This stupid movie got in the way of everything. Hey, am I not supposed to? Really? Am I really really? You think really? Damn you. Come on, man. Please. Uh, but yeah, there's a there's a War Stash project here coming up. I've told you about it. Some of you know about it and if you don't know about it, you got to ask the others about it because it's coming. It's on it. It's going to be coming soon. Don't worry. How do I get What am I doing here? What am I doing wrong? Okay, I see I see blue, which must mean that I need to get a grabber. So, there must be a grabber somewhere. And once I'm able to get a grabber, then I should be able to move that apart. So, there's got to be a way to get a Please, please, please. No. Okay. All right. I'll be back here when I get a grabber. Why is my steps so low? What? What did you just say? What did you say to me? What the hell did you just say to me? Why is my step so low? My steps so low. It's a grabber. Well, not my problem. Not my problem. I did everything I could. What the hell is going on here? When eat That's a weird thing to say as you're doing the thing you're doing. Look, I'm all for exposition, but that's just ridiculous. Oh, yeah. Hi, Bron. Yoink. [laughter] Why you look like that? Don't give me that. Don't give me those eyes. Why are your eyes so low textured compared to everything else? You're [ __ ] weird. All right. Anyway, la. Look, I don't know what you're talking about, everybody. You look [laughter] You know what? You might be right about You might be. It's a statue. Yes. What did that do? It's Oh, here we Everything's a tragedy until it's meant to be. Okay. Yeah, sure. Whatever you say, man. Whatever you say. Whatever you say. Oh, thank you so much. But again, there are plenty of other streamers with which you could give that to. I I've had a very successful movie. I don't need anything. It's It's completely unnecessary. I appreciate it, but absolutely give to all the other streamers that you could possibly see out there. All right. So, now that I have the grabber, what do I do? Let's see my objectives. Get my objectives to show up. I don't have any. Some kind of a thing there. Can I grab it? Can I grab that? Ah, I see. I see. it's easy enough. Anything else over here that I'm going to need? What's down there? There's something down there. I don't know what it is, though. It's not like it's locked off or anything, but that does have a path to get over there. Come on. Oh, I need the green, right? Do I Do I not have any? I don't. This is the basic stuff. So, I don't have any of the upgrades that I had before. All right, let's go this way that we're supposed to go first and then we'll go from there. Pie chart. Doesn't seem like a very good pie chart. TR plus RS. The most unsettle secret couple ever. Huh? Is it behind? Behind. All right. Okay. Okay. What do I do with this? Huh? It's obvious. I just won't tell you what I should do with that. But it's so obvious. pressure hand. All right, I got it. I got it. Okay. 0859. Let's try that first. press that to build up the pressure. So it must be part of the green thing that I saw. If it's pressure, does it push? [screaming and groaning] That was so god that was so under that was [laughter] so underwhelming. Why would you do it like that? Why would that be Why wouldn't it have at least a boom or a Why wouldn't it go? You know, they just nothing. This is the most unsatisfying thing I've ever heard in my life. What? Don't look at me like that. I'll I'll do underwhelming pressure on you. That is I have to hold it in. I did. It worked. That was it. Don't go. Oh, you got to hold it in it. That was it. There. There ain't nothing to it. Some objects are breakable using pressure. Oh, I bet. Let's Maybe if [snorts] I'm closer. Maybe. Now, was that just the sound of the thing breaking? Cuz that that was a little better. That was a little better. Here, let me let me try this. No, it's a terrible time. It's Might as well be a wet fart coming out of there for all the impact that had. Actually, that would have more impact than what we just heard. Man, it's such a burden being a number one movie director with all of my brilliance oozing out of me. Oh. Oh, I would definitely get this game 1% higher rating if they allowed me in the building. Please allow me to change up everything with my stupid opinion. H, that wasn't very strong. Well, that's not working. Oh, okay. Well, that worked. All right. So, we got What are you talking about? Now, don't you help me cheat on this. I missed a tape. Nuh-uh. Where? What? How? It's impossible. I can't even get back. Can I get back? I can't even get back. I could get back. I can't. Oh, yes, I can. I guess I can't actually. All right. Too late. Oh. Can't go up that way. Huh. That's fine. I'll just do this then. Oh, wait. Wait. What the Hey, that's fine. So far so good. Um, oh, I I get it. So, there must be something. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I thought. No. [screaming] Well, hey, that's Come on. It was easy. How about that one? Yes, [screaming and groaning] of course. It's so simple. I always forget that I need to double press. Well, it doesn't help if I miss. Hold on. Hold on. What the hell are you? What the hell? Not for me. Long. Oh, what? Whoa. Uh-huh. I love you. Uhhuh. Okay. All right. Uh-huh. It looks like Patrick. Yeah, kind of does. Bomb. Seem at least kind of fresh. Well, whoever made them must be nearby, at least to some degree. What? What is the big light? Is that from the surface shining down on us? Is this an area that I went through before? Like, is it some kind of drainage pipe? I'm not sure. It looks nothing like Patrick. Okay, we got two polar opposites here. You don't think this looks like Patrick Star at all? Like, okay, I get I get being a little bit, you know, kind of opposite day about this. You want to be a little bit of an antagonist. I get it. But it kind of does. There's really no saying anything otherwise. It just kind of does, you No. Yes. No. Really? Really? Patrick doesn't have fur, but you see the silhouette and the shape and the general the pin head and the Okay. Yeah. If you're going by, does Patrick have fur? No, he doesn't have fur. So, is a naked guy standing on the street look more like Patrick Star than this guy does? [laughter] Patrick doesn't have fingers. It is circumstantial whether he has fingers or not. Most of the time, no. But I'm I'm thinking that there are occasions when he does have fingers. Yes. And he doesn't have toes either. I get that. There is still a passing resemblance. All right. Here we're going to do something. All right. Actually, I'm We're doing this. So, you hold on because I got to Hold on. Okay. Right. Okay. Take a look at this. You see? You see? We're going to do We're going to do some experiments. Right. I'm gonna do Let's see. Let's try this. Can we Oh, no. I can't do Oops. No, that's just going to be No, that's not right. Hold on. Hold on. We got a We got a I don't have that many. Okay. All right. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. All right. Okay. All right. H shift. So, we can only get kind of that kind of pink going on here. Let's see. Shift. Kind of closer there. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Just hold [laughter] on. This is going to be so worth it. It's going to be so worth it. Right. Okay. All right. Kind of. Right. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. That's too much. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We're We're getting there. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We're get Oh my [laughter] god. Uh, how do I How do I reset that? I don't I don't know. Oh, that's not right. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Hold on. All right. Okay. Okay. We're getting there. We're getting there. We're getting there. Okay. All right. We're getting there. Getting there. Getting there. That's not any better. This is actually worse. This is going farther away from the truth. Okay, now that we have that, I'm going to go over here. Patrick Star, right? Okay. [snorts] Okay. All right. Okay. I got it. I got it. I got it. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. You ready for this? You ready for this? Hold on. You ready for this? I'm This I'm very slow at this. Hold on. You ready for this? Are you ready? Oh, I'm covering myself. [laughter] It's a passing resemblance. Yes, I know it's the wrong shade of pink. I was You saw me struggle with it. It's not good controls. I did the best I can. If you can't see that, there's a passing I guess it looks like him. I guess. See, Patrick is larger. I [laughter] don't There. [laughter] I guess he's larger. Is that what you wanted? This is what you wanted right now. I got to figure out how to get this [ __ ] off of here. Hold on. Gone. There we go. Okay. All right. We're all happy now. We're all very happy. Yes, I'm happy. You're happy. We are all happy. We're all so happy. Right. See, now you don't just ignore the haters. You prove them wrong. I don't know what they're hating. I don't know who's hating. I think actually I'm the hater here because I'm hating on their opinions and therefore I go out of my way to make sure that their opinions are invalidated as often as possible. Yeah. People are asking if it's AI. No, it's from a movie. It's from the movie. I don't know which movie. You son of a [ __ ] What? I can only hear out of my left ear again. It's gone. My My right ear is gone. Hold on. It's gone forever. I think I just got to wait until I get new ones. Oh, hi. Uhhuh. Okay, this seems fun. Shortcut. Shorty cut. Ow. What's that? Is that a shortcut? Okay. Hold on to your hats. I got a shorty cut. It's not working. Thonk. Hey, get out of here. That's bad. How did I ridiculous? All I have to do is figure out the appropriate way to get It's a little bit of a puzzle because I can't quite get enough verticality. So, oh, verticality. I need to be up and then I need to go for it. It makes so much sense now. I understand it. Okay, never mind. I don't understand I understand it now. Ah, good. Everyone hold on. Everyone hold on. Okay, everyone hold on. Don't Don't just don't. Okay, just just don't. All right. I don't want to hear it. I don't want nothing to do with nothing. I did that intentionally, everyone. Hold on. This is about to be the biggest you've ever seen in your life. Right. Don't matter. I'm not scared of that. Whatever that was. [groaning] Uh-huh. Hello. Who's there? Clue. Clue. Clue. Clue. Clue. Clue. Clue. Okay, so they gave me boxes that I could technically pile up. Do I really want to pile it up though? Don't look up there. Is it worth looking up there? Probably. Lime. Oh, [ __ ] I don't know what that means. It might Why is it not pulling? Oh, because of the stupid pressure I got. So, I can't really pull these then. Uh-huh. Well, I mean, I would, but I would have to build up a lot of this all the way up there just to be able to see. I don't even think I have enough to really build up. Yeah, I don't know what anyone's talking about. It seems to be some knowledge that I do not have. Excuse me. It's very warm in here. Go back to the Well, I'll go back in a second. I'm just going to take a look around a little bit first cuz I don't even know if this is where I'm supposed to go, but it's just where I am. I really hope this isn't the forward progression thing. And then I was supposed to see I don't know what's a secret and what's not. Of course. Okay, so this is something else is here. Why makes sense? okay. So, there must be a way. What the No. Oh, I'm fine. Panic for no reason there. That's my bad. So, there's a way to get up and around there, but it's for some reason it's not letting me do that even though. Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. That's the only way to go there. That's the only way to go there. There's a standard way to jump up there. Okay. What if I gain like some kind of momentum boost? Right. That ain't it either. No it either. You think that's going to do something? Alas, it did not. Oh, you son of a [ __ ] See, why? Wait, wait. How did I get even get over there? Cuz I can I can go kind of laterally once I have that. But why why didn't that work before, right? I definitely can't make it there because it's going to chop off the hand as soon as I go over that way. And the rest of the movie isn't supposed to be No. No. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got him. Get over here. This means that Uh-huh. Uh-huh. [snorts] Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Can I lock the [ __ ] in? All right. If only my headphones was working properly. All right. Let's deduce this. We have the ability to grab because we have hands. With hands, that means we can grab things to climb. There's a thing to climb over here, but unfortunately, I can't get to it properly because by the time that I get up and I climb over to where it is, it cuts my wrist off. But if I were to somehow be able to get to some kind of lateral position where it would be able to allow me, the answer is so clear. It's so obvious. I think I'm stupid. No, it's not. Wait, it's not obvious at all. Hold on. It was obvious. Ah, I thought I had it. I thought I had it. I thought I had it. Okay, I thought I had it, but I didn't have it. But what if one of these various levels is openable, right? That might be a solution. No, the answer is that it's absolutely not a solution. I'm a dingus and I never should have fought as that that such. there must be a way. There must be a way. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Of course. Of course. It's so obvious now. Oh, no. [screaming] It's so obvious. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's so obvious. It's so obvious. Yes. I don't climb from the inside. I'm going to climb from the outside. I'm going to climb you from the inside out. And then And then Oh. Oh, and then. Oh, and then. Oh, then. Only then. But then I And then the then is then. Yes, of course. This feels good. And then And then And then it's through the floor. Of course. And then and then. And then and then then I just need to lift you up on the Yes. Yes, of course. Yes. And then and All right. I'm going to It's not I don't like that. Unless I push it from below. That actually almost works. All right. Here's what I'm going to do here. Pull this. That's not the right. Uhoh. Oh, exploit. Oh, I thought it would launch me up. It probably would actually if I Okay, if I was standing on this and I hit it from the under, right? Okay, whatever. [gasps and sighs] It really feels like Oh. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hey, wait. Wait. Hey, hold on there. Wait, wait. What the a Hold on. Geniuses are glowing. Hold on there. Okay. All right. Okay. So, what I need to do Yes, that's good. Yes. Damn it. Okay. How did I do that the first time? I like jumped and I I I was able to jump and do Yeah, I know. We're back to where we were. Yes, that's called progress. You have to be willing to go back to where you were and start over again. If you don't have the patience for that, you're never going to accomplish And who will you have to blame? None but yourself. Meanwhile, I'm going to victory, baby. Yes, I did the most common task possible. I [ __ ] did it. I don't know why what I did, but I did something. [snorts] I'll jump here. It's so obvious. Oh, it was just that easy. Okay. Glad I didn't overreact. That would have made me embarrass. What do I do here? Good. Well, this is unfortunate because I don't think that this is Yes, of course. Come on. Okay. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that, but here I I pulled it. There a big weird growth up there. Uhoh. Uh oh. [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay. What if I do this? [ __ ] All right. All right. All right. Hold on, everybody. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Guys. I don't think I'm supposed to switch to the red hand, guys. All right. You're getting a little ridiculous. I lost that hand when I got this hand. There's no reason to use it. I'm progressing fine. You think you know this game just came out. How? Don't cheat. Don't be giving secrets away when you haven't even beaten it. I'm the I'm currently in first place to finish this game. We're speedrunning it right now. You just need to sit back and watch me work. [groaning] [snorts] See that is so easy. Oh man, someday someday you guys will be able to be good enough to do that skilled maneuver with the push hand. [snorts] But not today. Today's not that day. Today's not your day. Pal, today's not your day, S. All right. You're not that day, pal. You're not that day. Hey, look where I am. Well, I did it. I did that thing. Bro, you're still here? I'm still here, baby. You thought that I'd be going somewhere? Nah, I'm not going to let fame get to me. I am here with you guys. I'm here for the people. I'm here for the YouTubers. I'm here for you. I wouldn't go anywhere. I'm not going to change just because Hollywood has its horrible claws in me now. Huh? Look, I know my my my fame is just skyrocketed to levels with which you couldn't even possibly imagine, but I'm still me. H appreciate the concern though, but I'm uh I'm here with you. Oh, that wasn't what you meant. Oh, I'm here as in I'm still at this point in the puzzle. And I should have I should have solved it a long time ago is what you're saying. I should I should I should be anywhere but where I currently am right now is what you're what you're saying. [snorts] Well, you know, we all have opinions and we all have thoughts and things. What do I do with this? Um, I don't think I can jump over to that. Can I? Oh, damn. What am I standing on? Whoa. [screaming] No. What do I eat of the lemon? Does bro not remember Lemon? I don't know what the [ __ ] this is. Uh, but it's in my way, so come on. All right. Anyway, uh, let's get on to more important things. Okay, I'm going to get I'm going to get there, guys. Don't worry. Don't you worry. You're worried. I'm not going to worry about nothing. I I need both hands for this. Don't worry, guys. He's fine. No, he's fine. He He's He's fine. Yeah, he's fine. Don't worry. He's fine. He's almost certainly fine. Oh, yeah. Need. Need's a strong word. Don't worry about that. Let me worry about need. How do I keep going up? I could try to drag a box up here. Well, not. Yep. Yep. No, maybe not. Oh. Uh oh. Ladder. There's a ladder. You're right. There is a ladder. There's a ladder. I'm not supposed to be up here. What could you possibly mean by that? What could you possibly be meaning by that? What could you possibly be mean? I don't think that thing was important. Can't believe you guys. Come make me go after a goddamn lemon. I couldn't get up with the lemon. How could I get up? Okay. Anybody spy the lemon? You tell me when you see a lemon. Oh yeah, that's not a lemon. Okay, we're going to play I spy. If you spy What the What the Why is that like you? Anybody spy a lemon? Anybody spy a lemon? Lemon. Lemon. Give me lemon. I want lemon. It's right there. You see it? Where? Hold on. Different vantage point. Where's the might be gone forever? Top. I'm going down there. Oh, it was right there the whole time. You guys couldn't tell me that there was Oh, man. Guys, that's Come on. It was right there the whole time. Not cool, guys. Not cool. That guy's not doing okay. Hold on, guys. This is going to take a while. This is why this is why uh Liixian is is and all the other editors are truly the uh heart and soul of the channel because they they make me look good and competent at games. I'm sure I'm sure every time they make an edit it is to make me look good and competent and I'm I'm very glad that they do that and nothing else. Can you imagine if they did please? Oh, there we go. This is tough. Figure out a way to do this. Okay, I'm going to set Lemon down right Come on. And then I'll be able to grab it when I need to get up there. Okay. Right. There we go. And then I can grab you. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. I get I get the appeal, guys. I get the appeal. I'm not completely heartless. [screaming] Okay, I did it. I did it. Okay, I'm getting really good at this. Okay, getting really good at this. Okay, hold on. We're good. Okay, getting really good at this, guys. Oh, of course, man. I'm stupid. All right, we're back, baby. All right, we got the lemon. We did it. We needed this, right? We needed Please tell me that we needed this. Please tell me that this was actually essential to our progress going forward in time and that I didn't waste a bunch of This store was already open. Walked here at Okay, good. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much for that. I really appreciate it. Thanks a lot. Whoa. Where does that go? Okay. Oh, I can't avoid going that way. Maybe I can. What am I supposed to do with there were lemons this whole time? Maybe now you see reason. I can make you better. I can make you cry. Maybe now you see reason from the wrong side. I can make you cry. You see from the wrong side. All right, enough of that. Uh, reminder can't re Oh, friendly reminder that the genetically modified vegetation present in this workspace is not to be removed without authorization. We know one of you have been taking citrus from this slab and leaving them around the factory is some kind of a joke. Let it be known there will be repercussions if this behavior continues, management. His name is Lebone. He has a family. It's quite Portuguese of them. Anyway, that's kind of cute. I kind of like that. That's adorable. I get it. I get the appeal. I'm not going to be a stick in the mud about that. I Okay. I like how you're all saying CG5 as if I'm not going to know what that means. I don't. Hi. That's fun. What am I supposed to do with that? it's a singer. And testing the interaction with the growth medium of the various biological limited we observed that plan life exposure exhibits traits both intriguingly similar to and disturbingly different from that of flesh. Both fast raise significant concerns. Pure growth may have been benefit to take the quality of weeds over several weeks of competition in large stems follow during an unprotected interaction among fungal degradation of organic tissue. Okay. So, I got to get some negation formula. [snorts] Okay. So, I did that and then I'm supposed to do a Yeah, I got that. Ah, yeah. Supposed to be perfectly timed though. [crying] In the [ __ ] what? E. I'm going to pop your pimples, I guess. I don't like that. Uhoh. Well, good thing they can't possibly hurt me. I like how that did nothing for that winter wind whipping at least. Oh, there we go. It did something. I don't know if uh popping the pimples is going to do anything good for me. So, it kind of was growing out of that thing. Nice, I guess. And I'm thinning the roots along that side. Good. That's a good thing. Must be one more that I was missing. I was popping pimples without looking at what was else was happening. So, I might have missed something. Going that way. All right. Use your eyes, everybody. What do you see? What do you see? What do you see? Oh, the center one. Ew. Huh. At least this eyewash station is now at eye level. I must have gotten taller clearly. You see, it's perfectly level with my eyes. You see, it's perfectly level with my eyes. I'm glad they designed this for the average human like me, right? That's good. And honestly, it's good that they did a cleaning after getting showered with pimple juice. Don't worry, the plants kind of like flesh. I'm sure that's good and smells great. Okay, Dr. Arkins. Hey, you. Sending my love from particular toy factory out west. Still insanely weird to say that out loud. Missing you both like crazy right now. And I know, I know it's only been a couple weeks, but still. Anyways, I told you I'd give you an update on the kind of people I'm meeting here in the lab. Some of the scientists here are super quiet, keeping mostly to themselves. They love the work, just not the people. Some are kind, but they almost feel a little sad when you talk to them. I can't say exactly why. And the others are, well, let's say they're not the type I wanted to see here. There's this initial group of scientists that everyone else is built around, the Brain Trust. I'm told these people are from some relic program in the 60s called the Young Geniuses program. The head of them is a guy named Harley Sawyer. You guys would hate him. He's a type to let others break their backs lifting hay and then congratulate himself on the good work he did. I know that you offer the offer was a strange one. And David, I know you're worried about me. You don't even need to say it. You've just always been like that. But I really believe in this. Playtime sold me a vision that means something, maybe even everything. It's not enough for me just to just patent a thing and make a bit of money off of it, then retire somewhere to teaching a class where nobody really cares about what you've dedicated your life to. I need what I do to be more than that. Julie, I want you to be proud to have a mommy like me, and I swear I'm going to do just that. Promise to be home for your ninth birthday. How old is are they right now? Love, Dr. Khloe. I'm sure that was meaningful and very personal. I'm glad I read that. That's going to help me. Yapper. Look at this mom yapping to their kid. I mean, come on. Get on with it. She probably died. [laughter] Come on. Have some respect for these fictional characters. Have some respect. Have some respect. Feel like I'm not even anywhere close to the actual mystery of what's going on here. Vending machine is broken. Please fix it. Is making Candy Cats sad. Like I've only met one other character like once. And I know I've taken way too long to actually Hello. Oh. Way too long to actually get to this point. And I know I probably could move quite a bit faster, but I'm moving faster now and that's all that matters. But I still haven't seen anything that's actually doing anything Uh-huh. Oh, right. Don't I need to do this some stupid thing where I got to loop around or something? Is that even doing anything? It's not doing anything. Oh, what? Well, why didn't you get that one and not on that one? Ridiculous. Seems like a waste. Oh. Oh, I did it. Never mind. I thought it was I thought it was Well, that's not nice. That's where I wanted to go. I did some I'm Hello, Patrick. Hey, that grabber looks good on you. This is Chum Chompkins, my guy on the inside. We uh sort of look out for each other. Chum, this is who everyone's been talking about. Poppy's Angel. The Playtime Butcher. Come on. I was just filling in chum on our plan. I'm the playtime butcher. Guess this guy wants the butcher. Look, we're not the first to try and take out the prototype. Everyone who tries, they fail. I mean, you seen the guy. He's so juiced up on that pink stuff, he cut him in half and he just put himself back together. I don't know what you're Everyone has a weakness and playtime. They did all kinds of studies, poking them with needles and uh uh making spreadsheets. And all that science, it's Science. Come on. How many years we've been talking about taking this guy out? I don't know. This is our chance. See what I say? Everything happens for a reason. Yeah, but I haven't been talking about this for years. I don't even remember what the point of me coming into this place was. Wait, really? Real really really? They just went through a door without we were talking. We We were talk. You said we were doing this for You just Hey. Hey. knock. Okay. Oh, you left me. Okay, fine then. Oh, yeah. I'll cidle through here. Kind of a dick move. I'm not going to lie. It's kind of a dick move. Forot. Oh, well, that's nice. I'm not even doing anything yet. Okay. Who's here? Hello. Is that blood? No, it's not. Interesting. It's like some kind of a challenge room or something. Okay, power source there. And we have, weirdly enough, Oh, that is not how I thought that worked. Okay, so this one goes slow. Maybe it's because it's the first one I need to do. Okay, hold on. All that practice in the other room definitely got my skills up here and I'm definitely going to be able to solve this instantaneously. Just you wait. Ah, [ __ ] Easy peasy. Okay. Uh, hold on. Oh yeah, there we go. Now you're going to stop moving, right? That's what I'm talking about. Two. Don't spoil it. I know. Ah, nailed it. I'm so good at this. All right. And then one more. Easy one. Wait. Okay. But where's the uh the end connection? Where's that? Yeah, I know it's optional. I know. I said that this was some kind of a secret It's fine. Don't panic about it. Why can't I Well, seems good. All right. I'm so smart at everything. Do you really think that I couldn't solve that on my own? Just because I might take a little time to do a secret thing doesn't mean that I'm I'm wasting time. It's fine. Everything's good. I got whatever the hell this thing was. I got wrong side out doll boogie. Oh, examine it to find hidden information. Oh my god, the rotation thing is awful. What? What? Wait, what? What do you mean? What? What? Huh? Did I see something? Do you Whatever. I think that helps me. I don't know, man. Am I trying to see something here or is it just random time spent examining them? All right, I did it, I think. Okie dokie then. That one doesn't have a lever. Oh, what did I Did I do it? What the What did I I don't I did it. I'm just that good. Should be a way to get that door open. Hey, jump. Any idea what to do? Don't worry, I'm on it. You just leave it to me, good buddy. I think Uh, hi. Yeah, don't worry. I got it. What am I doing? What is the point of any of this? What is What is the point of any of this? What did they do? Oops. Sorry about that. Okay, whatever. I I turned that on, I guess. Oh, wait a minute. Maybe unplug it and plug it back in again. Ah, okay. I see. Okay. So, that's going to lock that. And then I need to come down here and I need to turn this and then go back up because I need to This activates that. Wait, what? Huh? Okay. And then I pull this. This stuff was complicated. Are you I mean, did you hit your head or something? Okay. All right. Hold on, everybody. [ __ ] Oh, I feel like you almost I got it. Cut. Oh god. All right, this is working. I'm going to kill you. I will kill you. I'm doing fine. Everything is fine. The butcher's got this. Don't you want the butcher? Just hold on. Give me a [ __ ] some sort of uh prank, butcher. Yeah, just keep going. You're almost there. Yeah, right there. Just hit the scanner. All right. Okay. So, everything's good. Everything's good. Everything's super good. Everything's super good. Emergency stop. I want to get off the ride. That's fine, guys. It's all good. It's all good. Oh, that would be good merch. Oh my god. Why didn't we do that? It should be a chef's apron that just says you want the butcher on it but in like blood hand fingerpainted blood. You want the push just some [ __ ] Oh, that'd be so good. God, if I actually put some brain power to any of that. That'd be so good. Oh, I'll work on that. Hey, anyone over at Cloak? Hey, you watching this? Hey, someone clip this. Send this over to them. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, I work on that. Okay. All right. Make that happen. Come on. Come on. Let's go here. Yeah. Okay. Cool. That'll be good. That That's usually how I communicate with them. It's just a lot of snapping. They love it. They love that. They really really love it. It's their favorite thing. They consider it to be very polite and polite. They really consider it to be polite is the thing. It's true. It's so true. Everyone considers it to be polite actually. All right. What am I doing? Hey, hey, hey. You can see the steam coming out of my ears. Hold on. Hold on. I got it. I'm unstoppable. Oh no. Please. [laughter] Don't worry, guys. I've made it. That was really difficult. That was a super hard puzzle. I'm glad that I solved it or else I'm I'm probably world first solve of that puzzle. ever. You know, you know what I'm saying? Yep. You need the apron. Well, yeah, it's it's it's getting there. It's getting there. Don't worry about it's getting there. All right. Takes genius takes a long time to solve. Genius takes long. Don't look at me. Genius. Genius like mine is a very complex and uh delightful thing. But, you know, not everyone's cut off for that kind of Yes. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Yeah. You get what I'm saying? Go. Okay. I got to figure out a way to get over there. And to do that, I need to get figure out a way to get under Okay. 93. Wait. 93. Uh 98. Okay. 9 64 65. Uh 27 2 1. Okay. 5954. All right, everyone remember that. I'm not going to go over it again. If you didn't remember it the first time, then uh you have failed me and you must unsubscribe. You must you are not allowed to be a subscriber if you fail me in that regard. So please remember it or else there will be a test. This actually is the test. Come on. Look, I want Why? Why can't I get up you? Why can't I get up you? You forgot. You forgot. I see. Listen. Wait, how the hell am I supposed to do? I don't I'm confused. You remember, but you won't say. Well, that's mean. Why would you do that? It is ridiculous. It should just slip right through here, right? Am I crazy? No, I'm not crazy. Come on. There we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Now, this is This is This is why we clash. This is what I needed. There we go. There we go. There we go. Come on. Come on. Okay, there we go. [ __ ] I thought it was going to break. I really did. I thought that was going to break. Okay, so there's got to be a way that I need to go over there. And I need to be able to get up over there. I guess that just means I go through there. All right. Unless this I think it's okay. I think Don't ask that. It's That's very Don't Don't even Don't even ask. Don't Don't ask. It's It's not important what that reference was. It's really not important. I don't actually know the origin of it. I only know that clip that I've seen of it. That's literally it. It don't matter. H. Okay. So, there was something important to 96BZ. Uh, if you guys remember what that was, good for you. All right. team has identified key substrate using Mr. Lwig's process. Restorative Gel mixture encourages cellular…

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