Super Battle Golf w/ Bob & Wade & Ethan

I hear Mark in game. Are we using endgame voice or not? I'm using in-game voice. You better believe I'm going to be using in-game. Hey, what's up, guys? Okay. Okay. Wait. Wait. I'm hearing me through Ethan. Ethan. Yeah. Ethan, what's wrong with your setup? Yeah. What's wrong with you? Well, that was an accident. I was trying to tab back in. My bad. That was an accident. Everybody calm down. Okay. All right. Any anybody know how to play this goddamn game? Hey, wait. No. Ah, calm down. All right. Well, oh, wait. There's other people's balls. Yeah. I don't I don't know if you can hit them, though. Oh, okay. I think so. Hey, everyone. Welcome to Super Battle. Oh, god. You killed him. Oh, what the hell, man? Oh, Jesus Christ. Help. Calm down. Oh, wait. There's guns in this, isn't there? I don't know. There is. Hey, that's mine. That's mine. Oh, I can't hit your ball. Yours is over over there. My ball. already hit it. All right, let's see this. I hit it. Oh, man. 100 poor scent. What the god? Oh, man. Is that the way? Holy [ __ ] Holy. I I couldn't even do that if I meant to do that. Jesus Christ. Drilling me in the back of his skull. That was crazy. That was awesome. So, I went to hit my ball and it just AUTOTARGETED ETHAN. OH, WAIT. IT AUTO targets apparently. Oh, yeah. Game is just shot him. I have no idea. Oh, God. Oh my god. Did you just shoot, Mark? No. No. No. He shot me first. He shot me first. He shot me first. I have a cup of tea. I have something. Do you guys Oh, jeez Louise, man. Yes, I I I do. Whoa. Spring moves only work once. My cart. My cart. Don't worry. Don't worry about it. Everything's fine. Everything. Got him. Nice shot. Nice shot. Oh, yes. Yes. Great shot, Bob. What? What the hell? What the hell? Great shot, Bob. That was great. Thank you. Hey, listen. I don't even know where my thing is. Come here. Is there like a Sorry. Why? God you shot me. That's why it's pretty obvious. Here, you can have it. Hey, ETHAN. All right. I'm going to golf. What the hell? Change. I I don't want to hit you. You're just in my way. Well, all right then. That That's a perfectly valid reason. The scroll [ __ ] the scroll wheel up and down thing. The scroll wheel up and down changes the angle of the club. I thought I thought you had to touch it for it to explode. It explodes anyway. OH, I CHIPPED IT IN. OH, FELL IN. Are you guys playing golf or Are we racing? Is this what we're doing? I don't I guess. Yeah. I have no idea if it's a race or What the [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh, what the [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] What the [ __ ] You guys get off of me. Stop looking at me. What the hell? Oh my god. You see me? Yeah, I see you guys. You're just cameras WITH EYEBALLS. HEY, haunt Wade, not me. Oh god. No, man. I'm trying to ball is hit it, Wade. Hit it. Good. I hear there's a timer. Why is there a timer? Oh. Oh. Oh. Overtime. Oh, Mark, finish. I did. Uh, okay. I don't think we did good, Mark. Now we know. Now we know the controls. It's good. I don't think I know [ __ ] about what we're doing. Well, it's golf. What's there to know? Oh, you can change Oh, I see. The angle can change. Okay, I get it. Hello. Oh, you can jump big. How did you do that? I had shoes. I had special shoes. Yeah, spring boots. Hold on. All right, we're really golfing, guys. We're playing real. Uh, Wade, I don't know if that's going to work. What do you mean, Blon? Hey, why? I went all the way back, didn't you? Only you would cackle. Ow. So nice. Oh, wait. That That's fine. Uhoh. I stepped on my own land mine. That was bad. Missed me. I don't know if this is Oh, wait. What in the what? What in the hole? I don't No. What the Oh, I Mark, your bubble screwed me. Thank you. Boba, are you speaking? Why'd you Can I have a ride? Wait, Bob, I can't hear you anymore. Yeah, Bob is silent. Oh, wait. Can you hear me now? No. Oh, yeah. Hey, man. He must have been cackling maniacally when he hit me or something like that. Yeah. No, I was like, look out. Sorry. Oh, Mark. Oh, look out. Oh, yeah. Bob, do you guys My ball went all the way back to the start. Well, that's Don't do that. Yeah, you can change you can change the seats that you're in. Oh, interesting. Interesting. That's That seems fine. That's going to nail it. Oh my god. Hole in hole in three. How good I am at being in my water. What the Oh my god. You can you can change the seats. I think there's a demon in there. Oh my god. Good. It's okay. Oh no. Ow. It's okay, Wade. I'm not doing very well at the golf. I got it right on the green. I'm doing great at the golf. I don't know where my is. Uh, there should be an Yeah. Oh, in the green. You guys ever knock yourself out with your own golf ball? Cuz I keep doing that. Did that say Wade was dominating, Ethan? I think he dominated. Maybe. Listen, we haven't seen each other in a long time. All right. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, we have to establish dominance. YEP. OH GOD, I SUCK. OH my god. Hey, my thing fair grass grassway. Oh, come on. I just want someone to appreciate how close this got. It's really silly. No, I really love the golf cart. That's good. It's so funny. Hey, man. Hey, what's up, man? Oh my god. I finally got it over there. I did it. Yeah. Good for you, man. Thank you. Mark, have you ever played a game of golf? What's up? Never. Not really. No. No. We should go golfing. We should. Yeah, dude. Golf is great. It's fun. I've heard. I've heard. I've heard. You'll hate it. But it's real fun. Hey, what does this do? That's it. What does this bazooka shaped thing do? Wait, what is this? I mean, that's just curious, you know. Oh, that's cool. golf cart, please. Where' my ball go? Overtime. I'm the greatest. I'm the greatest. I'm the greatest. I'm having a really rough time over here. Is there a putter? No, you change the angle. Yeah, the angle. How do you change the angle? 1 2 3 4 scroll wheel. Or 1 2 3 4. Oh, and and scroll wheel. Mhm. I'm going to get it. 45 is optimal, right? Uh, it went mine. Oh, wait. Maybe it didn't. Oh my god, it didn't. I just wanted you to know that. Oh, it didn't do anything. Well, I thought that was going to be more dramatic. Uh, maybe it's if you plant it. H, whatever, man. Well, Bob silently got shot by me. Well, Bob, are you still here? It's fine. It's fine. Nothing. Oh god. This is good. Wait, where's my ball going? Stop. Nowhere. Nowhere. Nowhere. Nowhere. Nowhere. Yes. Yes. I want us to have more guns. What in the world? I thought maybe we would have more guns here. Oh, excuse me. Wait. Excuse me. Excuse me. Don't worry. My own No, I won't. I don't I don't want it. This is going to go into the drink. Go into the drink. Why is this the drink? The drink. The water. Oh, PAR. I GOT PAR. YOU CAN get par in. I'm not getting [ __ ] You get par. SAME. Except for blowing up. Oh, you Why you sweating? Why you sweating, bud? Faster. I understand. WHY AM I GETTING PENALTY STROKES? I UNDERSTAND that far. Stop stroking penily. Oh, maybe because I'm not adjusting the angle. I'm going to get 300 yards every time. That could be why. Oh, there we go. Wait, how are you doing that? How do you Wait, how are you charging it? What the hell? Hold left click, man. Long and it gets [ __ ] crazy. Oh man. Well, guys, I think I'm going for another zero this time. You're doing great, Wayne. You have eight points from boxing. You have boxing points. That's good, right? Oh, man. I'm just here to Can I just Can I just drive you guys around or something? No, no, no, no. If you wouldn't if you wouldn't mind, I'd really love that. How do I get Oh, wow. That's pretty cool. Don't worry, guys. I'm not going I don't need items. I can't even grab them. Oh, yeah. Pull up. What is this? Jesus. I think there's some death more weapons in here. There's no items. Where's all the items? I know. How are you getting all these wings? I'm afraid of what's happening behind me. The suitcases. Oh, but you should leave some for the rest of us. Excuse me. I was helping. Oh [ __ ] Watch this. I'm going to jump across the water. Hey, wait. Guys, you have to make it across. You have to make it across. Oh, I've made it across. Oh my god. Wait, stop dominating everyone, please. All right, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Mark, hold on. No, please. Please. I just want to live. I just want to live. All right, I'M COMING TO YOU. OH MY GOD. All right, it wasn't it laser strike. Damn. Oh my god. Oh my god. The rocket launcher attack. YOU DROWN IN the water. I didn't realize that's why you drown. Hey, I found Mark's ball, dude. We end We're so good at this. Heck, watch this. Dang, dude. Watch this. Don't [ __ ] [ __ ] YES. YES. Oh my god. I was right on the ground. Oh yes, I did. OH, IT'S PERFECT. NO. Oh [ __ ] OH [ __ ] NO. NO. NO. COULD YOU DO SOMETHING? I DON'T LIKE THIS. NO. NO. BIRDIE. AND I FINISHED FIRST. BIRDIE. [ __ ] COME ON. I'll take it. OH GOD. [ __ ] OFF. Get out of here. You absolute [ __ ] Oh my. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. Blasted me in the face. That was really funny. Oh, yes. Uh-oh. Whoops. I don't know how to do this without going full power. Uh, just don't hold it the whole way. Hold it. Yeah, just don't hold it. You have to hold it a little bit. YOU GOT WAIT, JUST HOLD IT FOR another zero for Wade. Oh, man. Wait. are killing it right now. I don't think this is my game, guys. No, no, it's good. You can if you can just get ahead of us, you'll be you'll be so good. Isn't the point of golf to have a low score? Is that actually really good? Oh, watch this. Watch this. Perfection right there. Mine's going to be really good in the trees. Oh, wow. Bob, not sharing at all. Yeah, you get two. I get Why am I going the wrong way? He was full. He was full. He couldn't hold another. You couldn't hold enough. No, you got me. You got me, buddy. You got me. All right. Okay. Oh, that's scary. Watch this, though. I'm going to I'm going to get his I don't know what this does. I don't know what Where did my Oh, the bubble. Yeah, I tried to hit you with my ball when you were in the bubble and it bounced back and like went to the heart. But it's a magnet. It doesn't make any sense. What the hell? OH, THERE'S A LAND MINE. OH, MAYBE. NUH-UH. Everything's good. And everything's really No, there was He was right. I don't even know where the hole is right now. Uh, it's where the the hole is stuck in the trees. It's this way. Oh, someone bounced. That was a really good shot. So is this. It was probably a I got it. What? What? No. No. There's no way. NO, THERE'S NO WAY. I HAVE ALL THE time in the world. He'll never He'll literally never get it. I'll never get this in. OH NO. WHY would you do this? Oh no. Damn it. Damn it. PLEASE JUST DON'T. OH NO. STOP. PLEASE. Oh my god. I GOT IT. I GOT IT. WOW. GOOD FOR YOU. My people in here. MY PEOPLE IN HERE. [ __ ] All right. Don't pull away. How am I still in the first? I don't I don't understand what my score is like. I'm going to get this. I don't know either. Oh god, no. All right, we go straight for the green. No way. Straight for the green. No, there's no other way. Easy. All right, it's easy. This is easy. This is so easy. Um, all right. Straight for the green. Yep. Straight for the green. So easy. There might chance. There's a chance if I go Oh. Oh my god. Who made that amazing shot? Watch. I can jump. I can make this jump. THAT ONE DID. OH GOD. COME ON, MAN. GO. GO. GO. GO, BABY. Don't worry, guys. Oh. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, I can do this. WATCH THIS. OH, BABY. WATCH THIS. I'M WATCHING. I'm watching. Excuse me, Wade. Excuse me. Very rude of you. Excuse me, Wade. Very rude of you. Yeah. My bad. My bad. Very rude of all of you. excuse me. Very rude of me. Do we have to run all the way around to get there? I might be there. OH, HEY. WHY MYSELF TO KILL MARK? Why would you do this? That was a bad decision. Yoink. I don't like you some of those. HE'S ALWAYS MADE THOSE. HAS HE ALWAYS MADE THESE? Where you going? If if it's only a small land bridge, you can't possibly avoid my [ __ ] landmines. Why are you tossing them? Like I don't know. I just That's the only way I know to do anything. Oh no. See, you fell into the same trap that I did. Oh god. Hey, listen man. Where's my balls FROM MY OWN LANDMINE? I DON'T I DON'T BLOW DROWNING THE TIMER. Oh god damn it. [ __ ] This is all Wig's fault. It was Ethan's landmine that you set off that you me. It was me. Wait, don't worry, dude. You're going to get points on this one, I'm pretty sure. All right, go for that little little desert island on the left with all the coral. That's the secret. Oh, yeah. Secret. Whoa, Mark. I don't like that. What? The laughing? What's wrong with the laughing? That actually does enjoy it. If someone hits their ball at you, this deflects it. Oh, does it deflect that? I just like laughing. I like laughing. What's wrong with laughing? I've never heard you I've never heard you have so much joy. My golf laugh, dude. I love your golf laugh. Thanks, man. It's just Mark's classic golf. I Wait, I SAID NICE SHOT. IT WAS LANDED in the water. It was a nice shot though. Where's my Oh, thanks for stopping that. That was actually good. I I hear it now. I hear how that's kind of weird. I hear it. Oh, what the [ __ ] happened? Ow. What the [ __ ] I got a bad feeling about this one. YES. OH MY GOD. OH. WELL, WELL, WELL. How did my ball like seek you out? That was weird. Wait. Wait. Please don't do anything to my Why do I have a penalty stroke? Okay. All right. I see how we're going to do this. This is a good day. How are we doing it? GOD DAMN IT. [ __ ] Oh my goodness. I'LL KILL YOU THERE, BOYS. How many of those [ __ ] I laugh? I know it's annoying, but I I do feel like that's still pretty normal. Um I think you're just HEARING OH, HEY. OH MAN. NO. How many items? What is Mark just getting? Like every item. No. No. Never. I don't understand. You got to be kidding me. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. No. Please give me something good. Please. Please. Uh, excuse me. That's hubris. That's hubris. THAT'S HUBUS. HUBUS. HUBUS. Give me more. More. Thank you. Yeah, I don't know. I I just kept getting items non-stop, guys. I'm coming back. It's a real close game. I was wait, man. Did you get points? Did you do it? I got a little bit. I finished third. You're talking to him like a dog. Did you talk to him like a Did you do it? Hey. Hey, keep going. Keep going. I think actually we can do this, guys. Oh my god. 100%. Oh my god. 100%. That's hole in one. Oh, hole in hole in one. HOLE IN ONE. OH, PENALTY. OH MY GOD, IT was so close. Oh, why don't we just take that? Oh, that's going nowhere fast. Well, I'm just going to stand here until it comes back. What? What are you thinking? I'm thinking you're going to come over here. Think you're going to see me? No. No. No. Please don't. What are you thinking? Your aim's off. Give me something good. So, I need that. That's going to hurt. Ow. You missed me, Will. Ow. How do you have two? How do you have two? I guess I should have been going for the ball instead of trying to hurt you guys. I mean, PLAY HOW YOU, YOU KNOW. YEAH. Kill him. Kill him. WHAT DID I DO? KILL HIM. What did I do? Jesus Christ, man. Kill him. What did I do? Okay. HEY, CONCENTRATE. EASY. WHERE IS IT GOING? COME ON. LOOK. I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS. OH, YEAH. WILL YOU KILL THIS FOR THIS? WHERE'D MY BALL GO? AM I IN? NO. I WAS SO CLOSE. OH, YES, BABY. PENALTY STROKED MY BALL ALL THE WAY HERE. IT WAS IN THE OH MY I'M SO SORRY. ACTUALLY, WAIT. NO, that's way worse than I thought it would be. I was already AT LAST. Wait. Oh god. Wait. Wait. I drive. I was going for uh Ethan. I wasn't going for you. Well, your aim is ass. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right, man. You're right, man. You're right. cuz you absolutely destroyed me. You're right. You're right. You're so right. I know. I'm right. Okay, we're off. Listen. Uh, truce. Truce. Truce. Truce. Truce. Yeah. Truce. All right. Only one of us missed the fairway. Ended up short and in the woods. It's me. This is my truce weapon. Truce. You're trusing. I'm about to about We all We all had the same idea for the joke. I'm about to truce. That didn't feel like a truce. I don't know about you guys. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. Excuse me. Whatever's happening, leap me out of it. Oh my god. STOP. Why are you air horning at me? That's like an I have nothing else. He has nothing else I can do. Oh, what is this nonsense? Somebody had a lot of land. All I've gotten is landmines. LISTEN. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. WHY DID I GET SPEED BOOST? I'll take it. But I don't know. So had an ungodly amount of landmines. This isn't really where I thought. Oh, I my own car. Oh no. Wait, baby. Please, we can talk. Don't. No. No. It's all right, man. Maybe fall. OH, YES. Thank you, Wade. This is a piss poor place to have this. Happy to help. You're doing so good. Yippity. Oh, [ __ ] That's short. Oh god, it's short. Yes. Yes. Yes. This is good. Oh [ __ ] Oh god. Holy gosh. I am allergic to something. YAY. I swear TO GOD. NO, NOT AGAIN. NO, YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT TO WIN. YOU GOT TO WIN. You're good, Wade. You're good, Wade. Oh, I got like PTSD. Not like this. What? I'm not even I'm done. What do you mean, Mark? What do you mean, Mark? You blocked. I was trying to kill Ethan. Oh, no. Your angle's all wrong, man. Your angle's all wrong. That was a good move actually. Great. Oh, you're on 10. You're on 10. You're on 10. Oh. Oh. Oh. I have the strat. I have the strat. You can go in the hole. Wait. You die if you go in the hole. Okay, never mind. That That's what I'm watching this. Slowly go into the water. Wait. WAIT, GUYS. I'M COMING BACK. I have. Yeah, you're coming back, Wade. Yeah, you're coming back. Oh. Oh. Oh. Did I win? I think I won. I don't I don't know. Is that what this means? What does this mean? Doesn't sound right. I won. Did you win? I think I won. Oh, this is just a driving range. Isn't that fun? That's fun. You can scroll wheel to customize your angle. Oh, you can wow. Yeah, but you said it in a voice I didn't want to listen to. Wow. You know what? That's fair. Okay. All right. I I don't need to be part of this. We don't get to talk anymore. One more. One more set of uh sure. Oh, you can skip. Look, if you skip perfectly time, you do foot to footy. It's delightful. Foot foot to footy. Foot to footy. You know, you go foot to footy. Foot to footy. It's nice. Frolic golf. It's frolicking. Yeah. Woo. Settings. I don't know if you guys want to change anything for as far as probabilities for items, but they're all set to equal. Only landmines. I think we can all agree. I I think we should have more guns. More guns. I like guns. Going on. All right. Twin. Only guns. Hey, wait. We This is Oh, yeah. I didn't look at locations. This might be the same location. This is the same location. Uh, but it's different this time. All right. More guns. More guns. Oh, I forgot I had to swing the couple. God, no wonder I lose. We're all frolicking now. It's so nice. It's like we're friends. It's almost like Jesus snip. Oh my god. I can't get anything. 360. Ignore the delay. Elixian, edit out the delay. Make it perfect. Ly, Lixian, edit delay. No, no, no, no, no, no. Edit out every time that Mark does something good and edit in the times that he bad. No. Why would you do that? Hear me? Please, Li. Uh, hey dude, how's it going? Oh my god. Miss you. Lixian, edit that out of my video. Dana, edit Lixian into my video. Liixian, I'm not going to make any demands. Wade, I have something for you. Oh no. Yeah. You know what? I think we should all target Wade. Wade's been having too much success. What do you mean? You're right. I I think I Oh, you suck. You suck. You suck, ho. No. Hold on. Hold on. I believe he turn me. Oh, I think that's my boy. No. No. No. No. I was really close to that. It's fine. See, Wade, I'm in second place behind you. Wait, this is why it, you know, there was no bias cuz clearly you're winning. I'm not winning. Bob is You're winning. Clearly, you're winning. Wait, no. Stop gaslighting you. You're winning. Oh, my bad. Oh, where's that? How do you go so fast? What is What is the fast about? Oh my god. Fast. I think he saves one of the powerups at the No, no, no. Whoever hits the first shot off the tea, I think gets a speed boost. Oh, out of bounds. Eliminated in five. The rich just keep getting richer. Huh. I know, right? Pathetic. Guys, there's no items up on the right side. I thought there might be items up here, but there's not. Where's my ball go? Oh, there it is. Oh, yeah. The shield. Hey, don't shoot me. Don't shoot me. Don't shoot me. Yeah, the shield. The shield really saved my whole ball. I know. Oh, where's that going? Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Hey, what's up? What the hell, guys? I'm struggling, guys. I'm struggling. I believe in you, Mark. I'm I'm I don't Don't worry about it. I'm going to no longer be struggling. In what kind of way? Oh, yeah. Let me help. Yeah. Oh, yeah. about him and then I think he can do it. You know, you're not talking to me. Okay, I'm not going to win on strokes, but you could never win on strokes alone. Okay, this is it. This is it. This is This is my victory. My greatest comeback. Yep. Yep. Oh, that's bad. Where is you add it in yet? Yep. Yep. Watch this. Weave. Weave. Watch this. Weave. Weave. WEAVE. SLIDE TACKLE MY BALL LIKE THAT. I WAS TRYING TO GET TO MINE AND YOU'RE NOT THE [ __ ] That was so beautiful. Please go. Wait, is my my ball isn't HERE EITHER. WHAT THE NO, MY Oh god. That was so [ __ ] good. Thank you. Oh man, I told you the weave the It was my ma. I saw the path. Two paths. You just saw the one path of golf. Oh my god. Oh. Oh, that was a pathetic. Oh, so pathetic. That was the most pathetic I've ever Oh, listen. If you could just Okay. What? Whatever you got. I'm proud of you. Thank you. Well, I regret that. How do we It's impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible. Oh, it's fine. Guys, this game is a good Who tried to shoot me? It was probably someone else. Oh, good. Okay. As long as it's not you. Probably someone else. My friend Bobo would never betray me. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but Bob Bob might. Bob, I would. Rob, I've come for you so chip it in. Come on, baby. Oh. Oh. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Wait. What did I ever do? Help. Huh? Help. Can I ride? Can I ride? Oh, I just wanted to ride. No. No. Listen. Get in. Get in. It's okay. Get in. Get in. Get in. Yes. Friend. Friend. Friend. I have a plan. I have a plan to kill them. [ __ ] I HAVE A PLAN. I've got a plan. Got a plan. Here we go. I HAVE NOTHING. YOU ALL HAVE WIVES. WHAT DO I HAVE? NOTHING. COME ON. PLEASE. I GOT A PLAN. GIVE ME THE GAME. TAKE THAT. I DID IT. I DID IT. OH, HEY, ETHAN. SORRY. DID I take that from you, Mark? Your greed sickens me. Yes. Oh, that didn't work. Get in the hole. Come on. WE'RE ALL IN. OH, we're all in. We're all Everyone that matters is in. We're all in. Hey. Hey. Hey, guys. Oh, we're all Oh, we're all in. We're all in. We're all in. We're all in. We are. We are all in. I'm kind of in this one. I I believe in you. How many times can I say that before it loses all meaning the first time? I believe in you. I keep doing that. God damn it. I keep doing that, too. I don't know where that's from, but it's not where I want it to go. Did you see that? I think I did. [ __ ] [ __ ] Who? [ __ ] You [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. That was a great shot. That was a great That was That was a great shot. Yeah, that was me. That's crazy. Can't hit when you can't see. I'm not going to hit you. I hit the freaking Hang on. I'm just doing this. Yeah, this is what I wanted. This is a great idea. This is a great idea. It was a great idea. I just don't want to hit the water. I just don't want to hit the water. I wouldn't recommend it. Yeah. Don't hit the water. Hey, wait. There's a lot of landmines, [ __ ] I blew myself. All right, Bob. I'm not going to I'm not going to hurt you at all, but I want to Okay. Okay. I'm not going to hurt you at all, but I want to do some things. I want to do some things. Me or near? No. No. No. No. No. Yeah. What's happening? Hang on. Hang on. Oh, Mark, please. Mark, please. You don't have to. Bob is having the game of his life, and it's honestly the worst thing that could have happened to me. Mark, please. Oh, I suck. Ethan, try. First try. Ethan, where's Ethan? WHERE IS IT? I am not doing anything to you. He's over here. Hold on. Wait. Oh, that's pretty close to the landmines, buddy. Yeah. Careful, man. Careful, buddy. If you believe THAT. OH GOD. GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. You've always believed in me, right? Let me get a good angle of you drowning. You always believed in me. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. WHAT A SHOT. IF I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN YOU, I kind of do now. Actually [ __ ] crazy. Crazy. Okay, it wasn't that good. We don't need a We don't need a It wasn't that good, you know. It was pretty good, but That was the craziest [ __ ] No, no, it wasn't that good. That's the craziest [ __ ] I've ever seen. Chillst. I'm more like I'm chillst. I'm the chillest. Cuz it don't matter. No, please. Oh my god. Okay, good. Oh god. I missed again. No, I won't. Bob, please. A [ __ ] You jumped. That's right. Well, how about uh a truce? Uh, sure. You can always How long will that last when he says that? I said what? I've never broken a truce ever, I don't think. Anyway, hey, duh. That's what you get. It's fair, but I don't like it. I'm frolicking. I'm frolicking. I'm having a good time with my friends. Going through the woods might not have been the best idea. Why? It's cuz trees trees are hard to hit through. car. What's up? Prank gameplays this ball. Thanks. I don't know why. Thanks. Wait, are you taking practice shots? Oh, I wasn't trying to. I just got earrings. Come on. Come on. Hey, what's up? Do this. I've made myself immune. immune. I didn't. Yeah, immune. Spend like an arm time on those. That's Oh, I I am no longer immune. This could be. IT'S OH, IT'S IN. IT'S IN. IT'S IN. IT'S IN. OH, GO. YES. PLEASE. FASTER THAN HIS. WHOA. WHOA. GUYS. WHOA. Easy there. What a heck of a timer. WHY IS MARK BEATING ME NOW? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HAVE YOU BEEN for a while? Yeah, kind of. Haven't you BEEN LOSING THE WHOLE CURSE READING? I never learned to do it. Okay. I mean, he was doing really good this round, though. This is where I differentiate myself from you silly billies. You don't know what and you don't know. You've never known true love. No, that's what I was just saying that you guys have wives so you have to let me win. I said no. I can't be that cynical. That's you. That's you. Don't even. Please. [ __ ] off. It's close. Penalty stroke for what? No. No. No. No. No. No. Come on. Let's [ __ ] about this. Well, we can do that, too. About this. Okay. You guys ready for a hole in one? Oh, we can [ __ ] about this. Oh, yeah. I love Wade's sex noises are crazy. Oh, yeah. You're going to love him in a minute. Oh, he jumped. He jumped. God, I'm going all the wrong ways and all the fastest ways. CATCH IT. SOMEONE CATCH THAT. OH, that would have been amazing. Oh, But you can't stop THE Oh my god. It was the ONLY WAY TO GET IT ON THE ISLAND. NO, IT STILL CAME. I MISSED YOU. OKAY, WAIT. Hold on. Wait. Wait. OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. WAIT. I hate this game. Wait. Watch this. Watch it. Here we go. And three. DO IT. OH, I DID IT. Way too far. Way too far. Clutched up. Still tied with me. No, he's tied. He's tied. No, he's tied. He's in third. He's tied for third with me. No, second. Decide to do in-game audio. It's not Mark. What? What? Wait, we're having a good time. It's okay. It's not What are we going to say, Ethan? It's not what? Well, it's it's proximity based, so what's the point, bro? Listen. Whoa. Hey. Hey. When you're in a bubble or underwater, it's very slightly muffled. It just always sounds like you guys are right behind me. I need this. I need I I need it. I need it. I need it. Damn it. Thanks. I'm invulnerable. I'm actually I cannot be hurt. Oh, I'm so vulnerable right now. What a good It's I need it. I need I need I need Oh, no. No. No. Don't hit me, please. No. You fools trying TO GET ITEMS. PENALTY. MINE WAS SO GOOD. How did you even find water there, W? I don't know. Skip, skipping, skipping, skipping. I love to skip. Skipping. Skipping. Skipping. I love TO SKIP. YOU GOT to chill stuff. Well, I didn't know it was you. I I thought it would be Mark. What? Why would it be me or anyone else? I thought it would be I thought it could be anyone. I thought I thought maybe it'd be anybody, you know. Well, I knew there could have been me, I guess. Skill, skill. Oh, god. Skill skill. Okay. Punk. Come on. Skill skill. Skill. SKILL. SKILL. OH, it's going to be right on the edge. OH MY GOD. It's going to be right on the edge. It's going to be right on the edge. you doing? I feel like Yeah, but then you beat me. God damn it. God damn it. [ __ ] guys. You Oh, all right. Birdie. Birdie. Turns out if you just golf quick. I think he did. Wait, don't do it again. Did Ethan just Whoa. Ethan. Whoa. He made it. How did that happen? I don't know. You made it. All right. Wait. You have full 20 seconds. You do not need to panic. You don't need panicking. A panicking. A panicking. A panicking. What are you doing? A panicking. Wait, more folks mean it's worse, No, no, it's good. 34 + 34. We'll see you guys doing good except for when you are. Yes. Nice job. How do we Oh, no. That's not the way. Come on. Chip in the ball. OKAY. PENALTY STRUCK. NO. THAT'S NOT GOOD. There's a lot of shooting happen behind me. I don't like that. I'm going to bubble. Yes. Bubble. Bubble. Yes. Bubble. Not again, man. Man, you thought 34 was. Wait till you see what I do next. I'm just going to I'm just going to Oh no, Bob. I can't see. You do. You got birdie. Wait, I don't think THAT'S GOING TO WORK. I saw that. I witnessed it. Wade, I witnessed it. Was it Was it as good for you as it was for me? Yes. See if the camera Oh, I thought the camera could be hit. Wow. Wade, you're really far away. She died. It was Wade. We get [ __ ] You get [ __ ] What do you mean? I'm way over here. You guys BOTH GET [ __ ] WHAT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. I'M NOT I LITERALLY AM DONE. I SAW M. I saw M and it it it it confused me. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. [ __ ] God damn it. Oh, there's no way. Go in the hole. There's no way. Wait, guys. Please. Well, here I come. You're not losing. I'm about to be, man. I'm headed that direction. Oh god. You guys remember winning once? That was crazy. Uh, no. I don't I don't remember that. Oh wow. We're both very quick. See you. GOT TO GO. See you. Wait. Kudos to Pluto. I got It is that laugh. It's that laugh. It's exactly that laugh. Oh, wait. You You've been trying to find that laugh for years. find that laugh. You're Hey, you don't know, man. You don't know. It's true. IT WAVES. WHOA. I don't know what you're all so angry about, but I don't appreciate it very much. God, this is difficult. What is the little reset thing? Oh, [ __ ] That would have been cool if I got that for me. That would have been cool. That would have been cool. I literally literally Oh, man. Look, man. Mark, win right now. I'm not even winning. What do you mean win right now? Fight him. Let me win. I'm fight. It's my skill. You don't have TO FIGHT ME. WHAT THE HELL? I don't know. No one. What the hell? Uh-oh. No. No. No. No. No. I deserve better than this. Not a penalty. Not a penalty. Wait. I want a penalty. This is worse. You want a penalty? SORRY. SORRY. HEY. OH MY GOSH. That was very evil. The hell was that even? No, that was more evil. No, more more evil. What in the hell? This won't hit me. You Spider-Man. Oh, WHERE'S THAT NOISE? OH, I'M IN. EAGLE. God damn it. I got penalized. This is incredible. This is incredible. I got eagle and chip in point. M may take first. Might win. M second, but me. Oh my god. Oh my god. Listen, Bob. Bob is so good at using things. All you got to do is get it in and I think you win. But it's the pressure. Bob, the pressure. The pressure. Bob. The pressure. The pressure. The pressure. The pressure. The pressure. I FELT THE PRESSURE. OH MY GOD. A god damn it. Barely. Yeah, man. Ethan and I neck and neck. Yeah, we were right there alongside with you guys. It was crazy. Good game. Good game. That was a fun Good game, guys. Oh my god, guys. Come on. Good game. My recording just stopped working.