THEY'RE INSIDE... | No, I Am Not Human - Part 2

Oh my god. All right. I mean, hello. It's not what I said at the beginning of these. Welcome back to No, I'm not a human. And at the time of recording this, I actually haven't posted the first video, so I have no idea if you guys are screaming at me or not, that I'm doing a terrible job. But I would ignore it anyway because I think I'm doing a wonderful job. And and what's going on in my mind is everything that actually matters. I'm going to call my neighbor. I bet he's going to pick up H. Anyway, I'm going to call this guy's or this lady's husband. And also, her child is just gone apparently. Then again, that child didn't look right. Yellow, your wife needs help. Same old story. I'm always the one left to clean up the mess. She sits here like, "But I'm tired." Nothing new. She's lost all the kids. Uh-huh. Once again, she couldn't care less about her own kids. Now I'm the one who's got to clean up the mess. Go figure. Did you check her mother's place? Maybe you could come and get her. Let her go herself. She's not a princess. She's got two working legs, right? So, what's the problem? I'll tell her you're alive. Don't bother. What's the point? We don't give a damn about each other. No idea why you're even getting involved. Hope you do have a wonderful life. All right. Phone roulette. Hello. You've reached phone roulette. We'll connect you with a perfect conversation partner shortly. Please hold. Hi. Hello. Hello. I need to talk to someone. So much has happened recently. I tried reaching out to friends and people I know, but nobody answers. Then I found out about phone roulette. Maybe it's not the best place for me to pour my heart out, but I don't have much of a choice. I know it's not my right to burden a stranger with my problems. But you have no idea how much just talking to someone who will help me. It would make me feel so much better. Would you mind listening to me? Okay. Thank you so much. Tell you a little bit about myself. Anything particular you like to know? You said your friends wouldn't answer. I'd love to try calling them again, but I don't know how. When the cataclysm started, I decided to leave my hometown, fly as far as possible from the heat. I promised everyone I'd call regularly, check in with each one of them to see how they're doing. When I got here, I couldn't reach them. Later, I found out why. Their phone lines had been cut. The whole city was cut off from the rest of the world. Now I'm here safe, but all my friends. Thought I'd never seeing them again. Those I care about again terrifies me. I miss the quiet days when life felt simple in the future with something to look forward to. Why'd you go alone? I didn't want to, but my best friend actually wanted to come with me, but he couldn't. Didn't have the papers to travel. And then when the cataclysm hit, getting them became impossible. I was so crushed. He regretted not getting them sooner. I wanted to help him, but I didn't know how. I think he was in love with me, you know. Cared about me so much. Always supportive, always ready to listen. Eventually, I realized we liked each other. I wanted him to confess his feelings first, but I guess he just couldn't find the right moment. Then the cataclysm started, and there wasn't any time for that anymore. I regret not telling him first. But you know a little bit about me and now it's your turn. I even know where to start. Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with talking about yourself. I'm lonely. I had a tough relationship with my father one day. Then I stopped being his son. All that's left to them is this house. Sorry. Sounds like you're not too thrilled about the house he ended up with. You would have been better if it had burned down. Can't possibly imagine how much you hate your father if you want the house to burn down. Hey, thanks again for talking to me. Goodbye and stay strong. Okay. Well, that's how we learn a little bit about this character, I'm guessing. Anyway, I'll go tell that lady that her uh husband is technically a kid's back. So stuffy in here. I don't like that kid. Why is her face like that? You know, I don't want to be judgmental to people, but that kid's face ain't right. I already talked to you. I think I talked to everybody. Hi. Get easier. What more do you need? Or are you here? I already talked about that. Hi, kitty. All right. Time to go to bed, I guess. Yawn. Well, well, well. Oh, already. Oh, that's so sudden. Can I go downstairs? No, I cannot. Oh, hi Kitty. Okay. Hello. Good evening. I'm with FEMA. We're running a routine inspection. Don't worry, it won't take long. What about the last inspection? The results were inconclusive. To study the sun's effect more thoroughly, we need to take someone else from your household. Fine. If there's no other way. Procedures are demanding. Yes, but we allow them time to rest. Me? What procedures? What are you talking about here? Oh, hey, wait a minute. But that one was incoherently screaming in rage in the room. Once done, Chester done will tell you what to do next. If you're unable to immediately transfer a suspected visitor to a quarantine zone, issue them a mandatory appearance slip, eh? What? Hi. So, you're still hold up here, I see. What did you think of that guy? The one in the suit. He's just doing his job. Times are rough lately. Just one thing after another, am I right? Maybe the suits will restore order. Or should we take matters into our own hands? I'm doing what I can. And what exactly can you do? Can you ward off death? Stop the floods, the fires, the decay. The only thing you can stop is a heartbeat. Listen. You alone? I'm not alone. Still scrambling to survive in this new world, are we? Why? Dogs rule the world now. And only dogs survive. You understand what I mean? Yeah. Things will never go back to the way they were. Life changed. You're falling out of rhythm. Next time we meet, things will be interesting. But they're already interesting. Hi. Wonderful. The cat's with you. What to do with the one who brought it is for you to decide. Ah, well, she's gone. Uh, how does you know about the cat? I see further than most. Gift I was given. I don't see all but you. I know what awaits further down the path you walk. Something terrible comes to meet you. Something terrible already did. You're not the cause yet you will feel its touch. All the same. Perhaps I'll mention it on the radio. Will you listen? It's going to happen. I can't say more. I've already said too much. Take this advice if you wish. for two days yonder testing ports doom. Two days yonder testing portends doom. Don't test me, bro. So, is that me testing other people? Testing myself? Testing from the FEMA. When I first came here, I felt something strange now. The fielding has subsided somewhat. Think we're on the right path. Hope to see you again soon. Okie dokie. Hey, pal. Listen, I'm kind of kneede in [ __ ] right now. Mind if I sort of lay low here for a bit? What do you need up with? Well, I ain't going to beat around the bush. It's gone. Sort of lost it on account of my own stupidity. Now that I'm dumb. Exactly. Just trusted the wrong guy. You know what happened to your car? What do you mean? Wait, car? What do you mean car? I don't Did you mention a car? What happened to your passenger? I ain't exactly paranoid or nothing, but he was a visitor. Kind of caught a glimpse in the rear view. Saw those billboard white teeth, you know. Didn't think twice. Just drove into a FEMA. Big mistake. He sort of wanted to haul me in along with what I brought with him or whatever I brought him. So, I bolted. Can't even go home now. You know, bet those sneaky jerks are already waiting for me. Oh, come on in, buddy. Ph. Thanks, pal. Just remember, don't trust them [ __ ] in yellow. Blink and they'll snatch you up. Uh-huh. I got to before I do anymore, I got to look out the window. Hold on. Oh, FEMA officials are inspecting the site of the recent massacre. Taking all the dead soldiers equipment and prevent weapons to prevent looting. Probably didn't expect the pale visitor to survive against a group of armed soldiers. Now there are a few more body bags indeed. Oh, see a human skull decorating a steak. Still wearing a helmet. Skin has been burnt black. Looks like someone's yanked out its teeth. Head must have been out there all day. Can't shake the feeling this grizzly display is a threat. Probably left behind by that creepy pale visitor. Well, maybe the visitors aren't all evil, huh? You're looking at the ruins of your neighbor's house. Happy family lived there until recently. Now only ghostly shell remains. Strange feeling overwhelms you. As if you knew this was coming. As if death was coming to that house oh so very soon. And I did nothing to stop it. Probably is what that feeling is getting at. Hi Kitty. Oh, you're ugly. Why? His eyebrows arch in distress. Mumbles again, but he can't make anything sing. Someone throw your mouth shut. That's obvious. What is it supposed to do with you? Can't be sure, but his cheeks seem wet with tears. Well, that wouldn't visitors don't cry. All right, come on. Anyone else? Is that all? Ah. Uh, so what do I do about that one? In two days time, testing portends doom. By the way, don't forget about that. Smells like someone died tonight. People be dying every night. It's not my problem. Emergency broadcast. Wildfires are now sweeping across forested regions. Experts believe abnormally high solar activity is to blame. While the full scale of the disaster remains unclear, fire crews from nearby cities have been deployed to contain the blaze. Despite the fires, visitors continue to terrorize the nation. FEA has announced a new identifying sign to aid the public in their fight against the visitors. Aura film photography. Dark patches appearing on a captured image is a strong indicator that the subject may be a visitor. Stay calm and remain indoors during daylight hours. Whoever from my sponsors or a cam 1 + 1 equals 3. Wow. Spotting visitor get harder. Signs aid the search. But did you ever find yourself wanting a foolproof way? Horus a photographic film exploses a soul's energy allowing you home to discern a human from a hostile visitor. Take a photo and if you see black patches, what? You found a visitor. Now, a word from our sponsors. Interesting. Hi, Kitty. This is dispatch. Check quarantine zone status. Code 51. Reports of explosions at 0 o hours. Unit 32, airship reporting. Code 60, less civilian casualties. Officers down. This is 28-8. Code 451. Requesting volunteer disposal. Acknowledged. Initiating code 984. The city is owned off. Pending investigation. Standby for reinforcements. Okay, that was helpful. How we all doing everybody? Hey, how you doing, man? Don't be shy, man. Go on, ask. Take this FEMA notice. Uh, still think FEMA is coming after you. Really hope not, you know. Yeah, I'm kind of messed up heading to FEMA like that. Should have known they'd try to snatch me, too, you know. I figured they'd just take the passenger and leave me be. Instead, they took my car and then they shot me. But think about it, man. What else was I supposed to do? The guy was a visitor. Everyone's turning into that that other guy. And if he was human, hey, don't say that, man. I can't keep his accent to save my life. I ain't exactly feeling too swell about what happened. All right, man. I miss the days when you could just sit behind the wheel and not think about nothing. Now, with these visitors, this guy's just angry. I got to just remember. Angry. Hell, maybe the next passenger will decide to put a bullet in you. Yeah. Well, that's very cheerful. Thanks, bud. Thanks, pal. Thanks, bro. Anybody down there? I don't like this. I don't like what this implies. I don't like what it implies. Cashier day. Hi. So stuffy. I can barely even get out of bed. But everything hurts and I'm exhausted. I'm still pretty sure sure I'm only alive still out of spite. Everything was on me, the kids, my husband, the whole house. But sometimes he did things that made it almost intolerable. Can we talk later? I need a rest. All right. Who died? Stay sharp. Any one of us could be the visitor. Any one of us. Any one of us is I don't remember what test I did to him. How did it end? I'll be back in a second. Hold on there a second. I mean, this one's going Oh, well, at least you found a friend. Ah, you cut the stitches off your mouth. I can't understand you. Uhhuh. I hope it all ends soon. What's wrong with you? So, you're done talking, eh? Well, this uh this all bodess very well. You know, I find that this is all boating really good. I'm not going to waste energy testing myself. I'm already pure. But forest, it's probably where I get it. Unless I didn't get to the end of that ad. Two cans of cat food. Oh, yeah. All right. But how do I get the camera? He won't stop. You feel the drive. You're alive. Quenches your thirst faster and more effectively than water. Okay. Thank you. Uh, how to buy the camera? Do I already have it? Maybe I already have it. what a beautiful, charming aura. Disheveled and cranky as always. Huh? No. All right. Well, that's nice. What about your kid? Did you uh I don't like being photographed. Flash reminds me of thunder. Sets me on edge. Nope. I ain't doing it. I won't take a photograph, huh? You wasted my energy over that. Now see this guy reeks a visitor. Look at his head. Look at the concavity in the top of that. You telling me a human would have a concavity in the top of their head? Look at him. He's got a widow's peak. You can't trust anybody with a widow's peak, right? Also, flannel. Flannel. You going to trust a guy WITH FLANNEL? LUCKY FLANNEL, BABY. FLANNEL. THIS GUY HAS such strong visitor vibes. You know what I'm saying? And someone keeps dying. And he's drinking all my beer. It's too obvious. It's too obvious. He's too obvious. It's too obviously him. It's too obviously him. What if I photograph myself? I uh Hey, wait a minute. Who wants a picture? All right, I just got cleared. I know you're not. I know you're I know you're fine. Photo. If it turns out a vi visitor, does that mean I'll start killing people? Will I be dangerous? Maybe I already killed people. Gore. No, that's fine. Can you imagine? So, it's true then. Wait, did just because your your your your spectral soul was dark doesn't mean dark spots, right? I was looking for dark spots. I didn't see any spots. Just kind of probably a little depressed. I didn't see spots. Okay. It just just was dark. I didn't see spots. Okay. I didn't see [ __ ] I didn't see [ __ ] But this is also why I got this. Give me some of that big. Cuz I got to get all my testing in today. Otherwise, I'm not going to be able to do anything else ever. Hey, you. Come here. You. So, by process of elimination, this guy ain't one. Looking good there, buddy. Looking good. Looking real good, buddy. Looking so good. Looking goddamn amazing. Hard to tell yet. Well, I'm bad at those kind of signs, so All right. This should be fun tonight. Yeah. All right. Oh, you see a woman crying over her wounded husband. I don't think that's what I see. You can't tell if he's alive or dead. Tear streak, she drags his heavy body away from the gunfire. Oh, maybe I can. You're left with a single thought. Things will only get worse. I thought that was the pale visitor. Well, that's sad. And on cashier's day, Oh, I forgot to call more people. Oops. Well, I'm not doing very good on that front. Oh, witnessed the beginning of the end. Oh, well, hello there, dear boy. Who are you, Santa? I'm just an old coot who knows a thing or two about mushrooms. But never mind me right now. The myelium told me to have something very troubling. The mushroom vegetable is upon us. And time my dear boy is sleeping with my finger. So listen carefully and he's my boy as well. I don't quite follow well. It'll all make sense soon. I remember we must now the book of smiles. The book of smiles is a special book. I'm not the best in the world. He will tell you I'm afraid more. Yeah, my boy. Take them. I'll take the damn pages. And I thought I could have been a little more grateful about it. I wish I my dear boy got to talk funny forest delivery. How'd you become the delivery guy? Fast screenings, checked all the signs I'm human. And oh, you mean how I ended up still working in the middle of an apocalypse? What else am I supposed to do? Sit home and rot? At least here out here, I can distract myself and not think about this whole [ __ ] show. Besides the fire behind you. Beside my f family's far away. I'm not from around here. I only came to study at the local university. I'm on my own. Being alone isn't that bad. Yeah, sure. You're surrounded by other people in your house, so that's easy for you to say. All right, I got an order. You ready to deliver it? Okie dokie. Cat food, eh? Kitty. Oh, that's it. Oh [ __ ] Kitty, you want some cat food? I'll get it to you tomorrow. Wait, did I check that? I didn't check this window here, did I? Oh, path along the field is littered with the bodies of those who tried to run. Nearby stands the man responsible. A FEMA officer holds a rifle. Smoke still drifting from the barrel. Something tells me these FEMA guys ain't so good. Huh? Panicked people rush to nearby houses. They bang on doors, desperate for shelter. Seems like no one is willing to let them in. Well, they are not banging on my door. Why are they not banging on my door? What about this? Seems untrustworthy. Oh, what the hell? Today the world was built a new Oh, it's Today the world was built a new and the B mushroom grew. It's out high and the time is not high to eat a whole for try to welcome guest is not for strong but last all long apple to feed you with a sweet roots best day will come when you might while on the clock your hand shall climb make haste my friend there is no time boy I'm smiling also my voice is kind of gone So, I don't think I can do that one anymore. Smells like someone died tonight. Weird. Breaking news. Civil unrest coming from a neighboring city. Due to unresolved circumstances, FEMA forces have sealed off the area. Please remain in your home. Stay where you are and weigh further instructions. Support FEMA and join the fight against visitors. Latest news. Special report on the nature of visitors. Oo, what a visitor. Ghost creatures windy deep underground. No, this is neither a sci-fi novel nor a cheap headline. This is our new reality. Rumors continue to swirl about the visitor's true origin. Are they aliens? The walking dead? A lab experiment gone wrong? According to authorities, these are all just baseless theories. Studies show that a visitor is a human who has come into contact with an undetermined biological agent. Oh. Methods of transmission remain unknown. Then FEMA urges everyone to stay alert for the signs of visitors. If you believe you've been exposed or unsure whether you might be one, call the FEMA hotline. Huh? For now, stay tuned for more after the break. Well, good to know. Where's a kitty? Hi, kitty. You waiting for food or you waiting by the basement? Who died? Who did it? Used to drive this woman around. I knew what was going on. I tolerated it, but I couldn't stay quiet. I nagged and nagged. He ended up switching jobs, so he wouldn't see her anymore. Maybe he really did love me. Maybe it's all in my head. Oh man, that was a lot of talking. I got to rest. Okay, thanks. Thank you. You're not dead. Don't be sorry. Go on, ask. How long you been driving a cab? Yeah, I've been at it a while. You know, these days I working for no firm. I'm my own boss. FEMA don't exactly let civilians move around free, but this mess will end someday, right? And money. Money's always good to have. Folks pay real good for risky rides. And driving nights kind of brings back memories from when I was a kid. You know, I became a cabin as if my pops wanted to ride in his tracks, if you get me. I don't want to I don't want to end up on the side of the road. Nobody giving a damn like my old man. Just hoping my luck. Okay. Well, that's depressing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The radio. If you can hear this, stay away from the outskirts. FEMA officers are shooting at anyone trying to leave. I don't know what's going on. I just want to get out here. Someone, please help. That's cheerful and optimistic. Oh, mushroom. Put it in the fridge. Even though I kind of want to eat it right now. It really sounded like I ate it. I guess I didn't. Still here, huh? Where's the cat food? Didn't I buy two cans of cat food? How did it even grow in a potato? I mean, seems like a pretty common thing. Stay sharp. Any one of us could be a So, uh, let me see your armpits. More signs. More easier we can find these vomits. I don't know if that's good. I forget what I was looking for. I'm just a normal fella, son. Don't know what you done expecting to see. I don't either. You're not a visitor, are you? No way. Trust you too much for that. Anyho, lol. No phone roulette. Why? Another psychic ought to sort this out. Well, can I check your eyes real quick? Let me check your armpits. Show me them. Sorry, it was a horrible experience. I'll show you. Just like those visitors back home. Ew. Am I human? Am I? Please tell me I'm human. A so human. Let me show you. Come here. Eyes. Can already guess what you'll see. What happens if I have one of those signs? Could all be a fluke. It could be a fluke. It could could be a fluke. Tell you what, just going to give you a nice FEMA notice cuz I think she's passed every single one of the tests. Weren't her hands clean, though? Nah, FEMA. What's that? Fine, I'll take it. All right, you take take that. I guess that'll that'll that'll fix everything. Hi, Kitty. Hi. You want some? Uh, here. I'll pet you. It's not as grumpy as you first thought. Starting to get used to you. How about the canned food? Woo! You like that? His little face is hard to read, but you're pretty sure he's happy. You have a strange feeling you can sleep peacefully tonight. Feels like your furry friend has shared one of his lives with you to say thanks. A Oh [ __ ] today was bad. Oh [ __ ] Who knows? Maybe death will pass your home by tonight. Frick. Well, testing is doomed today. Oh, NO. NO. GIVE THAT BACK. NO, I got got. I'm almost positive I got got. I'm almost positive I got got because I forgot that today was opposite day and it was all going to be terrible. [ __ ] Even the hardest workers need a break. More Goro cigarettes. You can take a deep breath and truly unwind. Look at that guy's neck. Look at that neck. Holy [ __ ] Look at that neck. Whoa. Company's not liable for any harm that cursed a longer lifespan. All right. Goodbye. Well, Beth is What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Oh, what the [ __ ] Everything's fine. H. A group of evicted stand by your neighbor's ruined house. They're in shock, whispering among themselves. They likely want to take shelter there. But is there any place left to hide from all this? Any place in the world? Probably not. Kitty, you didn't do [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Oh, I thought no one was home. So quiet here at night. Good evening. May I come in? Were you watching the house? What? No, no, don't be silly. Simply rare for a four house to stay so silent at night. Usually you can hear some kind of drunken shouting or crying or screaming. Where'd you come from? There's a hospital downtown. But well, it's a rather long story. If you would be so kind as just to let me in, I'll tell you all about it. Yeah, come on in. It's kind of empty in here right now. I got you. Finally, some kind of shelter. What happened to your eyes? Who did this to you? Did it to myself? I had to sacrifice my eyes to keep from losing my mind. Thought I could erase that monstrous image if I ripped them out. Now I see nothing but an endless void. You mean the pale man? You really think a pale man is all it would take for me to rip my eyes from their sockets? Oh no. Something far worse out there. Bigger, stronger. It can't be named. It follows a scent of burning flesh and reaps what we've seown. That thing was never meant to exist. It shouldn't exist. Come on in quick before it gets you. It's right behind you. Maybe. Damn. Will it be harder to sleep without eyes to close? Good question. Hey, can't you let me in, pal? What happened to you? Got caught in the midday sun while putting out forest fires and I'm the only one left from my squad. The rest they boss just wouldn't let them leave. Now they're on shift eternally. Why? He has a hospital. Hospital? No more hospitals, pal. When the visitors came, the whole point of hospitals went up in smoke. How to get treatment if you can't trust who's treating you. There's no helping me now. I'd have been better off putting out those fires and dying out there with my buddies. I don't have much time left anyway. Hey, my cat is going to protect us from death tonight. I got that on good authority. Come on in. I don't think I'll be in your half too long. This won't have to die alone in the night. They gave us a slip of paper at work before we went to put the fires out. It's a mandate telling us to report to a FEMA quarantine zone. But why go if everyone who does ends up dead? I don't need it anyway. You could throw it away or use it for somebody else. Hey, a FEMA notice. Nice. Is that everybody? Um, starting to think I might have done something wrong. Starting to think I might have made a mistake. No one's left. Is this because of the dream? What do you mean no one's left? I just invited three people left. What do you mean? This is the news bringing you an important update. New details have emerged regarding a recent incident that unfolded in the city. Seems that one of the city's quarantine zones came under attack from an armed individual. The suspect's motive remains unclear at this time, and it's unknown if the attacker had any accompllices. Notably, several unverified individuals also escaped the quarantine zone. Who are you? Silence is a harbinger of death, a sinister quiet that drains the soul. But worse than the emptiness is the ringing, a distant funeral now growing ever louder. The belt pose for us all, filling our ears with endless thin, healthy thoughts caught in the web's wax. An infernal nest where visitors thrive tangled deep in sticky susets. Sirin nundas summon nundas. Up next, special report on the temporary suspension of corpse disposal. Today's mark numerous theories. Some reports describe a lone shooter, while others mention an armed group dressed in hooded clothing. However, the city's greatest challenge may still lie ahead. Due to the lockdown measures imposed, corpse disposal in surrounding areas has been temporarily suspended. Residential inspections, however, will continue as scheduled. If you are able to cremate the deceased, do so immediately. If not, please wait until the situation is resolved before surrendering any accumulated remains. As for now, stay tuned. Those weren't the ones who attacked the quarantine zone. I saw it. I saw what was there. That it wasn't human. Of course not. Does everybody Hi. It's so goddamn hot. How you feeling? Seems like it's even worse than I thought. Damn it. I don't think I'll hold out longer than a week. I did ease the pain a little when you let me in, though. Thank you. And now I'm just sitting here while the rest of the guys are out there dying. I could have stayed with him. It's not like they've got anything to lose. I'm already on the way out after all. Yeah, you do look uh a little on the way out. Well, nobody What the hell happened? It was cuz I tested people. So dark. You don't I'm sorry it's not funny, but it's a little obvious. What did you see? You don't want to know. Trust me, it's a mercy not to. Thought if I could stop seeing, I'd be free of that thing. But it's carved into me now. I still dream. It's always there and visits often. hello doc. I'm listening. What happened to the hospitals? Oh, awful. When the things started to go wrong, people rushed into the hospitals. Everyone was desperate to know if they were a visitor. We tried to explain that we didn't really know how to test for that. Nobody would listen. They kept pushing and shoving, making it impossible to treat those who were actually sick. In the end, FEMA showed up and well, they decided the crowds were a threat to outbreak containment. They took all the patients to quarantine zones and the hospitals and they just shut down. So, FEMA put you out of work. To tell you the truth, after the hospitals closed their doors, I went to triage at one of the quarantine zones. Why would you do that? I wanted to keep helping people. It's my calling. Couldn't just walk away from that. Maybe. No. Forgive me. I'm not ready to talk about that just yet. Well, you know what? I need to check on you. How's your ears? How's your aura? Have to thoroughly check every little thing. I can only assume this must be part of it. Looking beautiful. People always said I have a strange look about me. What do you think? No, not today. Not today. Not today. Hey, you won't even notice this. What? What am I see? You won't even show me how it turns out. You're funny. You're You're funny. You know what? You're kind of funny. You're funny. Hey, let me get a photo of you. You never look better. Woohoo. Want to get a child corpse, though. That's how it always is. Damn. Ouch. How'd it turn out? Cough. All right, let me check the basement. I don't think I need to feed Kitty to save my soul. I got a good feeling about tonight. I got a Why did I get them? What is the mushroom about? I'm going to pet the kitty, though. Yeah. Hi, Meow. Meow. Hi, Meow Meow. Yeah, I know. All right. Is there anyone even left to call? H. Well, guess it's just going to be another night of maybe death. Hospitality day. What are the odds I'm going to die again? Not. No. No way. It ain't going to happen. Me die tonight. No. This guy watch. Told you. Ain't nothing happening to me. Ain't nothing happening to me. Oh. A group evicted by FEMA has now settled into the your neighbor's ruins. Though little remains, the basement seems to be intact. Small pocket to safety. How long can they keep hiding? hiding from FEMA or what? Ouch. Nothing weird about that. Always forget about the windows. Oh, wild dogs roam the street. Their bodies bear shallow burns. Hunger wears them thin. Inside your house, you don't fear them. But now you can't shake the feeling that it's better not to go outside. probably. Oh, small groups carrying their belongings gather nearby. They whisper, careful not to be heard by FEMA officers. Looks like they're from the quarantine zones and are moving into former residents homes. Now the hanging man looks like a grim welcome sign. There was a hanging man. I I don't remember there being Did I not look out this window? No, I did. I did. Did I? No, I might not have. Might have forgotten. Hello. We require more test subjects from you. Sooner we get them, the better. Bring back the ones you took. You're in no position to make demands. You've all done nothing but try to get in our way. What? What did I do? I've been in my home the whole time. Look where that's got us. We recently had to wipe out a visitor colony. That sounds like your job. That sounds like what you should be doing. A place that used to be my hometown. When are you going to get rid of the visitors? If it were that simple, there'd be no need for FEMA. Just let us do our job. We have the situation under control. So, what now? We need people. Two to be precise. It'll speed things up. It's all for the best. Fine. I got two to spare. Remember, help us help you. Thanks for understanding. We'll bring these two back before you know it. And we'll handle the visitors. Sounds fair. Yes. Your house is perfect. I can feel it. What exactly do you feel? Death. Death has taken a liking to your house. She's quite fond of it. I don't know how many people have died here, but her presence is strong. I mean, it's perfectly normal to us. He looks like some kind of cultish freak. Perhaps I do. Is there such a bad thing? This is my shroud. There will be need of it once I die. This way, there's no need to find cloth to rob our head. We don't believe in salvation. Not unless it comes from death, her love. She's already dear or simply helping her cause of her soul. You want to come in or something? I need not come in. My omission is only to spread the hollow truth that brings everlasting peace. But my brothers will cause shelter. Death is torn to this place. They will conduct rise for the departed. You simply need to keep them shave. Not exactly burning with excitement at the prospect. Perhaps you'll end up burning after all. Watch over my people. And remember, if one of them dies, your house will be for nothing. Forgive me, but there's no other way to accomplish all of my mission. I don't like being threatened, but okay. Thank you. They shall not need much time. Mr. Lord over them. See you later. I'll come check on them. Are they here already? Keeping your distance, huh? Good. That improves your odds of survival. Unless you're a visitor. Why aren't you indoors? This isn't a damn game. Some people pity the visitors. They think they can't. I don't know. Get better. Couple days pass. They butcher everyone in the house and they run off and do it all over again. No justice. I don't hide. I am justice. I bring order. Let me guess. Is that a broom in your hand? What's it with the gear? Is that supposed to make you visitor proof? Visitor proof? Oh, you mean the necklace? It's a good term. I'll have to start using that. It's a reminder so I don't forget how many houses and how many towns I've purged. I pull a single tooth from each visitor. They're the easiest trophies to take. And if one really leaves an impression on me, I might take something else. So, why are you here? Hold it. I already asked you questions. I'll ask mine. Anything going on in this neighborhood? Any threats I should keep an eye out for? A half naked visitor annihilated an entire patrol. Good luck. Just one half naked. So it wasn't wearing any protective armor. Interesting. You actually saw him? I believe you did. I don't look like someone who's in the habit of spreading rumors. Don't know how you see me, but okay. You caught my attention. I'll be back again. I don't know if you will. Hey, there's a girl in a poncho with purple hair bend by ear. I don't have anyone like her. She's my daughter. I haven't been able to find her since all this [ __ ] started. We were supposed to leave this place. Then that abnormal heat wave hit and I passed out. And when I woke up, no one was home. No note, no trace. My daughter just vanished. Where do you want to go? Somewhere FEMA can't reach us. Far away from here, basically. See, they're kind of looking for me because I know too much about him. Maybe those bastards took my daughter. Maybe not. They did. They won't touch her. It's me they won't. So, let me crash you for a couple days until FEMA leaves the area. I'll move on. Keep looking for my daughter. I'll even tell you everything. I know exactly where the visitors came from. Yeah, come on in. Thanks. There aren't many people left today who actually hear folks out. People like you are the ones who make it through this nightmare. Cuz you and I are immortal. What does that What does that mean? Learn the secrets of immortality from the forest. What what what that was a concerning last statement there. Also, did I get people come? Did people come in here? Good afternoon and you're watching the news. Female is currently assisting victims of the quarantine zone attack. Due to overcrowding in existing facilities, the agency has made the following decision. Evacuated residents will be temporarily housed in buildings on the outskirts of the city. Fortunately, local homeowners are cooperating with FEMA and have offered shelter. As of this report, only a portion of the escaped individuals have been located. Thankfully, a new identifier has been announced by officials earlier today. Bleeding gums. I thought they had nice white teeth. And if an individual showing this condition comes to your door, do not engage. Wait for a scheduled FEMA patrol report. This is back to the relevant authorities. Remember, stay where you are and await for their instructions. That's the latest for now. Special report on a dangerous new cult. Oh, the visitors aren't just hiding among us. They may be infiltrating our very thoughts. Multiple cities are now reporting outbreaks of organized cult activity. Charges against them include ritual sacrifice, worship of an unknown deity, have possible ties to the visitors themselves. According to these news, the cult has taken a public stand against Vimma. What began as harmless evangelizing has now escalated in direct action. Some experts believe that the cult may even be responsible for the recent violent incidents in the city. Viewers urged to avoid contact with these so-called new believers. Is that the one about the death? Is that the one about that death? Aiding or sympathizing with any cultist may result in arrest or criminal charges. Okay, good. Great. Um, really good stuff. Ahead, this is an evicted resident speaking. If FEMA picked you out like they did us, we are sheltering in the basement of a burned house. It's close to government's place. We don't have much food left. Without more, we all starve. If anyone can spare some food, please help us. We really need it. I forgot I have a phone to that neighbor's house. Okay, you're still here. I'll be right with you. hi guys. How you doing? Good. How you doing, guys? Yeah. Oh, that's a good seat you got up there. I'll be right back, man. Full house today. Oh, I forgot they got taken. I'm going to call my neighbor real quick. Hold on. Hi, Kitty. How you doing? Ah, come on. And I thought that would Ah, that's not fair. Fine. Let me check the basement first. I don't like that I start turned around in this place. Okay. What were you talking about? Immortality, man. Man, I'm just dying for a drink. What do you mean when you say you were immortal? Well, you could shoot yourself in the head and see for yourself if you want, but I'd recommend against doing that if I were you. Of course, we're not immortal in the way you're thinking. After death, we reincarnate and live again. Then we die once more, and the cycle of rebirth continues. I know how that sounds, but if you'd seen what I'd seen, you'd understand. Maybe the visitors were unhuman, then reborn. Can't say for sure. I don't know how this [ __ ] works. Certain nature keeps plenty of secrets from us, but I'll find my daughter one day. Not sure if I'll do it in this life or the next, but I will cuz we never truly die. Okay. Hey, what do you guys think about that? Who are you? Lost souls. Just like the countless others who walked this blighted earth, we yearn for peace, for stillness eternal, and we have found a path to her death. Why do they tremble before? Is it truly the unknown they fear? All the lashings of dogma burned into the souls. For millennia we clawed the veil seeking life's meaning and low. It says laughably simple. Death is our purpose and we have her followers. This is hardest [ __ ] what? You look scared. Are you afraid? You're observing homeowner. Unlike my brothers in faith, I still struggle with fear. Doubts torment me. What lies beyond life? What does it feel like? Our mentor teaches us it's neither heaven nor hell. Can't keep doing that. That hurts. That's just something else I can't say. If he does hurt you truly copy, but I dare not question our me for his eyes. I see confidence stand out. Well done. You've done so much for us already. Stay in this room. Pray quietly. Need some rest. Journey ahead will be long and hard. Uhhuh. Yeah. Hey, how you doing? Let's get them hot. The kids at home, you know, and I I don't want them to be afraid of me. I don't cough. Want them to remember me like this. Let them think I died in the forest while cough cough while putting out fires. I think I took that guy's picture. He seems clean, right? So, I just need to check all the other people. And right now, it's just the two because I'm betting those guys ain't. See, I want to test you. I knew you'd say that. I'm going to take a picture of you. God forbid you show this to anyone in FEMA. What a fascinating aura you have. You ever hear of vampires? They don't show up in photos, only move at night, and they're immortal. Let's test that theory, huh? No, I wouldn't dare. I wouldn't dare. how's my gums? How's my ears? No, I'm not a visitor. Huh? Ears look fine. Kind of report was that anyway. [ __ ] White smokers would kill for these. Well, Kitty, I got a funny feeling that um death might be visiting us if you could give us a little bit of a breather. Sleep peaceful. You know, it said sleep peacefully the other night and it didn't work too good. Kind of everybody died, even the people I thought might be a visitor. So, I don't know what to do with that information. Oh, yes, please. More cat food, please. All right, let's see what happens. Honk me, me. Is it going to be a wild one? Armed visitor hunter holds a group of survivors at gunpoint. They probably stumbled on them by chance. Hear sniffs of shouting and a crazy voice yelling, "Will survive in this new world? Not those guys. FEMA officer stands over the dead dogs. One of them jotting something down on a tablet. Can a handful of people stop a horde of starving animals? Unlikely. Well, I mean, seems like they kind of did. Two female officers stand by lampost, staring at the hanging man. Looks like they finally gotten around to the main attraction of the area. They look like clueless detectives. Must be wondering how he got up there without a ladder. Hello, my boy. You forget about me. Didn't notice the hints tucked away in the book of my house. Just wasting my precious time with you youngans. Or was it clues? Nah, cuz these legs never smiling. Oh, it's over here. You look kind of down. Coworker got taken by FEMA. Morning check. Same as always and notice his eyes red. God damn it. That was it. I held him up. Oh, I know what happened to him. Move it over. Let him out. But if my eyes go red from the lack of sleep, they're going to drag me off to one of those [ __ ] wars, too. You'll survive. Stop whining like a loser. I'll stress you. You'll be fine. Fine. What's fine even mean? In the middle of a cataclysm, all these visitors, the signs in the damn sun. I thought it could get worse. Well, every day it just gets crazier. Next thing you know, they'll be saying pubic hair is a good sign of being a visitor and the world will be even more bad [ __ ] All right, got to move on. Thank you. I'll be on my way. Thanks. I don't know if that's good to have, but I have it. You feel that change is haunting you. So am I. And now one of your ilk is deathless all because of word. One single word. But what a word it is. You know who I mean yes. Strange things happen around you. I don't care. Detached. Are we don't even care anymore? Let's fix that. If there are at least two of us inside your house, you'll open the door for me. Can you come back later? Sh. I'll leave for now. But before I go, let's try out that gamble. You alone? Uh, no. I got like five people in here. Well, well, even we are a rare sight now, let alone your kind. locked in their walls. Change isn't the worst thing coming for you. You don't think I lead the pack, do you? There are far greater things out there. I simply follow orders. Well, then till we meet again. Well, that's always fun. Hey. Uh, hello. I guess if that's better. Just like your place. I mean, your house, sir. Yeah, it's mine. So, can I come in then or just going to leave me out of here? Couldn't find a basement or any decent hiding spot. So, here I am. What are you doing hiding out a basement? I'm traveling, I guess. Want to see the world, different places. Maybe I'll find a new home somewhere. But I'm broke, so it's either making deals for a room or sneaking into basement. Whatever. That's life. Sometimes you just run into total jerks. So, uh, let's try anything creepy. I'll punch your freaking lights out. Okay. No way. Whoa. You even got a carpet? Sweet. But the whatever. It's a strangler. It's a [ __ ] strangler. Hey, buddy. Got a room in there for a standup guy like me? How do I know you're really a standup guy? Believe me, I got the biggest heart of any man you'll ever meet. Sure, I might punch out folks with perfect teeth and pretty eyes, but only cuz I envy them. Come on now, mess with you. Don't get old if on me. One or two weird traits doesn't make you a visitor. Never hurt anyone over their teeth or their eyes or whatever they say on the TV. I couldn't even Never mind. S, have you been drinking? Had myself a kings of breakfast this morning. Sticking to my buddy's meal plan. Beer for breakfast, wine for dinner, tasty, healthy, even counts as dieting if you do it right. I mean, feast your eyes on this body. I'm relaxing. Pulling you like don't hold against me these days. A good laugh is all you got. Why not drown your misery a little? Dealing with everything going on sober is just too much. All jokes aside, you letting me in, buddy. [ __ ] no. No. Ew. Damn, buddy. All right, I won't bother you. I'm off. Look, I didn't like that guy. Something was up about him. Hello. You have a beautiful home here. It's much quieter out there. Here in the city, everything screams. I was hoping I might be able to impose upon you. So beautiful about this place. The silence, the emptiness. It's so still out here. I shiver, even caught in the frantic city seat. A fever trapped the streets no longer cool as the night falls. I'd be a shiver either way. Alas, it's the rot, you see. Each morning I wake, I lie and wonder if I'll live to see the next tale like mine is best swallowed in one foul gulp. I don't belong in the panic where life current struggles against the current. How did you get gang green? Should we cut your arm off? Do you think that will help alleviate this u? No, I don't need such kindness. Somehow I feel the inevitable is already accepted here. That's why I came here. I will pass into merge that final unknowable world. And I will go gently. What? He's so goddamn cheerful. I can't I can't let him away. I would, but that cultist is already there. They cling for long to thoughts of tomorrow. that I came to listen to the silent haze of the dusk. Ah, All right, goodbye then, I guess. Cuz I feel like if they go, they're I'm going to die. You mind if I stayed close by? I'll wait for death to gather me in a soft embrace. I'll find some shade somewhere, but please don't cast my body aside once my time comes. The back. Oh, good night. Good morning. Good afternoon. Now for the new situation gradually stabilizing, but some fugitives still remain at large. Meanwhile, corpse disposal operations have resumed, though new challenges have emerged. According to the latest reports, packs of stray dogs are now roaming the streets. FEMA's deployed team to address the threat. Agency has announced a new identifying sign of potentially dangerous individual, skin irritation. Whether the attacker acted alone still remains unclear. There's no doubt the FEMA will contain both this and the ongoing visitor threat. If you have any questions about recognizing visitors, the FEMA hotline is open. As always, stay where you are and wait further instructions. It's the latest for now. Folding situation on the equatorial belt. Troubling news from countries in the equatorial region. Widespread wildfires devastating. Really bad stuff. Really bad stuff. Bad stuff in these regions. Really bad. FEMA is deployed. It's bad stuff out there, guys. Wonder what this was. Any who, no one died, so that's good. But unfortunately, if I keep going, my voice is going to die, so I have to end this episode here. Thank you everybody so much for watching. Can't wait to know how badly I'm screwing everything up. But it's fun, so I like it a lot. Thank you, and as always, I will see you in the next video. Bye-bye.