i made @Ludwig spill the tea & eat beef balls | Dish or Dare #2

Are you a sociopath? No, definitely not. That made me feel like I was making out with a cow. Ew. Name one streamer you've secretly beefed with. What happened? Oh my god, it smells like butt. Oh wet. How are you eating this? Oh, this sucks. Cancel the show. Welcome back, dear viewer, to the series where I bring on a special guest and I have them choose between a difficult dare or a disturbing dish. Would they rather tell me who they've been secretly beefing with or eat literal beef testicles? Let's find out. I'm Pokey and today we're playing [music] dish or dare. Today's special guest is an entertainer, an innovator, some might even say a mogul. He also has one of the most beautiful and talented girlfriends in the whole wide world. And [music] of that, I'm very jealous. Please welcome Grinder's gamer of the year and my dear friend Lewig. [music] Got to leave my girl alone. I'll come I'll hurt you. Try. Aren't I threatening? I feel [laughter] like it should be more threatening. The way you're like this in like a mountain t-shirt. I'll kill you with hammer. It sounds like you're not even sure if you want to hurt me, so it's not that threatening. No, I don't know how well it'd go for me. Hello, Pokey. Welcome, love. Lovely to be here. Oh my god. Okay, be honest though. Do you even know what you've gotten yourself into? No, you didn't tell me until recently and then you said the name and [laughter] and I really I was thinking about it. I was like, I don't want to eat crap. So, I'm just going to tell the truth. Okay, here's I'm trying to run a marathon. I was going to run a marathon. Are you doing the one with Tark? No, I'm not. I'm going to do a 10K there, I think. Or maybe alone? No. So, I'm trying to run a marathon when I turn cuz I turned 30 in July. Oh, it's like a midlife crisis kind of thing. Kind of. Yeah. It's like I'm 30, but I'm the healthiest I've ever been cuz I ran a marathon. Small amount of cope. You ready for it? You're close. Close to what? 30. Look it. I [laughter] cannot say that. Say that. No. No. I'm I'm especially cutting, clipping, [music] shipping that. I'm going to let the people speak for the You look almost damn dirty. Is that wrong? Respectfully, the fit you're giving retired [music] on vacation. Are you ready for round one? Uh, yeah. I'm excited to see what what food you got. Okay. Well, let's find out. Give me balls. Mark, our lovely butler, please come in. Hello. Now, this is going to be quite a surprise. This is, of course, comes from our boine friends. Oh, yes. Yes, absolutely. What is it? It's cow tongue. Crazy. Imagine that is just the tongue. Imagine the size of the beast. Yes, indeed. Wow. I thank you so much. Delicious, isn't it? Oh, the stories this tongue could tell you. My pleasure, dear. You look lovely. Yes, you do. So do you. You look all right, Pink. [laughter] See you later. Bye-bye now. Isn't he just the best? He's all right. Have you felt this? Okay, here's the crazy thing. I love beef tongue at K Barbecue. It was It was cooked by a British man. No offense to Mark. I didn't know it was this um large and in charge. That's such a big tongue. Okay. Well, it's really up to you if we'll even be digging into it. Are you ready? Yeah, please. Who is a content creator you secretly love/ obsessed with? Wait, come on. Don't be like it's a cute answer. You get to talk about someone you love. It's a personal question. I want to answer it. Let's eat. Oh my god. Oh, that's Are you sure? There's two other questions left. I I'm trying to punish you, but it's punishing me more. [laughter] I wanted to hurt you bad, but it's hurting me. What was the question even? Who is a creator that you're like secretly in love with slash obsessed with? Like you just love what they do, but you don't really tell people. No, I'm no free advertising. Cheers. Is it bad? Don't tell me. Actually, [laughter] aside from aside from the little sandpapery things and the little hairs that are kind of making me gag a little, it's not bad cuz it's just beef. Really? Yeah, it isn't bad cuz it is cow tone. If they serve just that piece and it was seared, I'd be fine. I know. All right. I'm not I'm I'm not Are you gagging a little or is it just me? I regret Okay, I might answer the next one. I'm not doing that again. Can I say something crazy? Ew. Well, you know, it's like tongue to tongue. Gosh, the tongue is so tonguey. Tongue to you know what I mean. It's a literal tongue on your tongue. What is your most embarrassing moment on stream? I fear I might already [music] know, but let the world know. So, I think the obvious one is what I told you on your podcast. Yes. Which What was that again? I freaking pooped myself, guys. I freaking was sleeping on stream. back up for myself. I wasn't even awake. I was sleeping while doing it. Oh, why did I invite him? This is horrendous. And the worst part is this is not even the embarrassing moment. This is not even the most embarrassing. No, no. I think I think I have I think I have something cuz that was embarrassing. But I You know what? I There's something worse and it's in your mind right now. Okay. One time I got into a beef Oh. with a creator. His name's Aiden [music] Ross. [laughter] And Been there, done that. It's not the embarrassing. perfectly one-sided regardless, but we had beef. Okay. And I called him to chop it up and I believe he was on the stream and I I think I was on someone else's stream. So, we called to resolve it and we're doing a FaceTime and while we were FaceTiming, he panned the phone down and he showed me his nuts. So, he was just pantless on stream. No, it actually turned out to be silicon rubber nuts that he had purchased that he was pranking people [music] with. And so we were supposed to have this get together moment and then I got mogged by Aiden Ross and he showed me his balls. So [laughter] I think that's a little embarrassing. Well, it's more so you got mogged by his balls, right? [music] Yeah. That oneups the [clears throat] the um when I myself [laughter] are talking about I think so. I think so. Cuz I got I got mom. Is there a scientific term for um a wet dream? I don't know. It's called nocturnal emission. Yeah. Wait, that's kind of dope. That sounds like a League of Legends ultimate. Nocturn. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. Noturn's alt. He emits on you. Yeah. Yeah. You got to watch out. It's a global. But yeah, I would say that is it. Okay, fair enough. So, we don't have to eat. Nope. Okay, not bad. Very good. But there's questions are easy. There's one more. Oh, sure. Last but not least, who was your most recent unfollow or mute? Oh jeez. Can I look at my phone to look at my mutes? [laughter] The way you're looking at it like you're 70 years old. Like you've never heard these terms before. [laughter] Oh man, I do have some mean stuff in here. Okay. Well, some of these are obvious. The most recent one, if I'm being totally 100, do you know Harley Morenstein? Morenstein. He was on Epic Meal Times. Oh, cool. He's the Epic Meal Times guy. And I follow him cuz he's in one of my favorite shows, Video Game from High School. Oh, yes. And he plays the principal. He just tweets too much. And sometimes if people are in my feed and all I see is their tweets cuz then you start getting the replies, I just do a simple mute. He just tweets too much. I feel you. Sorry, Harley. I still keep the follow. Honestly, that wasn't bad at all. Round one. Good. So, I'm chilling on the cow tongue. You're chilling anymore? You're probably going to regret that cuz everything else is so much worse. Okay. Well, are you in for a treat now? Yes. Tuna. What is it? And jello. Yes. Yes. Yes. Tuna. Quite a f. I'll take that, my dear. This This is my job. Give me that. This is what I paid for. So, enjoy. Enjoy. Okay. What is his I think that was geared towards you. He didn't seem upset at me. I know. Not even a little bit. He loves you. Why was his deal? Question number one. When was the last time you cried and why? Cuz I feel like to be fair, Cutie says this about you, too. You're kind of like a golden retriever guy. You're always so happy and energetic in your videos. But then I want to know what's the flip side to Lewig. What's the most recent thing that really made you like break down and cry? Or are we eating tuna and gelatin? No, I'll answer this. March 29th, 4:30 Japan time. Oddly specific. It was a JAL Japan Airlines flight from Wakana. Uhhuh. To Sappero. I watched The Wild Robot. Phenomenal [snorts] film. What about it made you cry? The Frey robot's leg don't work. Have you not seen it? Okay, go on. It made me cry. I wept. I was sitting there next to Michael and I was You wept next to Michael Reeves. He said, "The Wild Robot's a good movie." And he's like, "You're gonna cry." And I was like, "I'm not gonna [ __ ] cry." And then I was sitting there crying. Here's the worst part. I never finished the movie. I don't know how it ends. You just cried and turned it off. No, the flight landed. The flight was like 90 minutes. The movie is like 95 minutes. I didn't make it. I just had to get off. So now, were there parallels that you drew between like the movie and some sort of past experience of yours or did you just really feel for the robot? It's about a robot. We didn't know. I didn't draw anything. When was the last time you cried? To be honest, the last 6 months I've cried a lot. Women. Sorry, I was going to say it no matter what. I'm sorry. That's in a break. We're keeping that in. [laughter] Next question. No more tears. You might have answered this before, but I don't know. So, I'd love to know, what's your net worth? Like, if I liquidated all of my assets and then boiled them down into one number. I mean, it's a lot less this month than last month, though. What happened this month? There's been this tariff thing going on. I don't know when this comes out, but man, it went down. Yeah. I heard you're selling sweatshirts for $300. Oh, I lied. Really? Yeah. I just made a bunch of [ __ ] up on Twitter. I I've answered you the net worth one several times. Yes, but I figure it's changed. It has. But I'm not going to answer it here. Poor because I do YouTube videos every six months. That's a Q&A. And the clickbait I use is what's your net worth? And if I do it here, then I don't have the YouTube video. So, [laughter] let's eat. Oh, okay. I am both scared and excited. I hope the Jell-O is sweet, but the tuna smells crazy. That's not right. That's so not What? [snorts] This isn't even bad. A little bit. No, that's so not right. The texture makes me want to die. I'm pretty much swallow it. How are you eating this? It's like fun cuz it's like you're chewing through the jell-o to get to the tuna. Round two. Bottoms up. This ain't bad. Please answer the last question. I can't do it. The main dish I used to eat in college is I would get pasta penn. Are you with No. I'm sorry. I'm not okay. That was really bad. Two cans of tuna, vegan mayo. That actually sounds. Mix it all together. A little salt, little pepper. That was my meal like every day. I'm now recognizing that this show could just be my guest torturing [music] me. Yeah, that's the issue of your show format right now. You'll figure it out. Thank you. Thank you so much. Last but not least, please. Have you ever ghosted someone? What happened? Yeah, I ghosted Yeah, I ghosted a woman. Honestly, not my proudest moment. It was like the first time cuz I started streaming and then when you stream and you get like you know started with it I at least for me I got really obsessed with it to the point where I I think like 2 years had passed and and I hadn't communicated romantically with a woman. So I downloaded Tinder and just struck out Tinder like not even like Hinge or Coffee meets bagel. I don't know if those were around. I don't think those were Maybe Hinge was around. Oh, I forgot you were almost 30. Go ahead. Anyway, okie I struck out on Tinder and then I think I just I reconnected with someone from college who had also moved to LA and we went on a date. During the date, it was going well enough that she's like, "Do you want to come back to my place to watch Family Guy?" God bless her soul. And I said, "No, I want to stream." Oh my god. And I think she wasn't happy with that because she sent me like kind of an upset message and I don't think I replied and I think I ghosted her from that moment. I'm not going to lie that would kind of break my heart too. Yeah. And like you're she's already she's throwing you a bone. Her place family guy. And you're like, "No, my chat needs me." Which also your chat's going to love to hear that though. Yeah. We probably would have freaking kissed with tongue, but I instead wanted to stream to like 50 people, so that's what I did. When you say tongue, I just think of the the cow tongue. Maybe throw that in. I don't know. So So that was that that I think it's the only time I've ghosted. As a [music] streamer, I respect you for that. As a woman, I feel her pain. You ghost people. Let's not pretend you don't. I don't even meet people. There's no one to ghost. You're doing the freaking Syuno right now. You're doing the Syuna right now. I'm so for real. I don't talk to boys. Respectfully, do you think I can go on a dating app? Yeah. You go on like Roya. Rya, I'm gonna spill some to you right now. Rya, I And I don't know if we're going to be able to put this in. Rya intentionally is not letting me on their app. Why would you have sex with John Rya and then ghosted him? No. What? Um because one time I was on a podcast or something and I said Rya is kind of a cringe concept. It's a little elitist. And then I became single and I was like, you know what? I do got to try it though. Wow. And Dexurto made an article about it. Wow. So it's actually Dexto [ __ ] blocking me. So you talked [ __ ] and then you were like but low key I want to have a partner and then they rejected you. You know what they say. My foot in my own mouth there. Talk [ __ ] get hit. That's what happened. You're kind of an abusive guy, huh? To no one. I'm a very nice guy. [laughter] I think abuse is wrong. Are you sure? How about terrorism in all forms? How about Twitter? in all forms. All right, you've made it through this round. Let's move on to the next. Okay, Mark. Now, something extraordinary here. [laughter] I hate to bug you, but this is quite fly. Yes, crickets. Yes, indeed. Oh, how are the crickets cooked? Um, [music] very nicely. Thank you. Well, involuntarily, I should say. I would imagine. Four crickets. There we are. Bonapi. Thank you. They look like they're looking at you. Please just answer all the questions. I'm really not vibing with this one. Thank you. We'll see. Let's see what the first question is. You have to fire one person from the yard. Who is it and why? I would kill Aiden of several knives. Why? I love Aiden. I wouldn't [music] fire him though. Sorry, what was the question? [laughter] Who would I fire from the yard? Yes. One person and why? Why are you killing Aiden? Also, it just You're jealous of him, aren't you? And his lovable personality. [music] You think he's a lovable personality? Yeah, he's a sweetie. Okay, so like legitimately I fire them and they're off the yard forever and they're still alive. We don't do murder here. I know, but I would prefer to kill them because I [music] think if I were to fire them, like these are my best friends. Oh, like that would hurt more. Yeah, cuz I'd have to face [music] this person who's like my best friend who had like you'd rather physically kill them than emotionally. I'd rather not to see them after I fire them. And if they're dead, it solves the issue. I don't think I could actually kill them, but Do you think you're a sociopath? I dropped my mic. Oh, I dropped my mic. I [ __ ] myself back. We good? Yeah, you're good. You good? 1 2 3 4. Okay. Are you a sociopath? No, definitely not. I would say Sounds like something a sociopath would say. Okay. If I had to fire someone, the yard without Nick would not function. He does the most work for it. Inefficient to fire Nick. It would it would just it would it would crumble on its own. Slime is too integral to I think what makes the art the yard. The dynamic cuz he's kooky beans. Ignorant, kooky, bald, dumb, loud. You were giving the bald for a moment, but no, I'm not. I can't do it like he does. Got it. Got it. So, I think it would have to be Aiden. And he's got his own podcast now. True. So, oh my god, the way you said you'd kill him and then you also like you had to think about it and then you said I'd also fire him. Crazy. Look, you don't want to eat the cricket. Aiden, I will hire you. Rank yard members right now from you've met from personal like how much you like them. Yep. That was my question. If you answer I can't rank people, man. Okay. If you answer it, I'll give you a pass and a treat. A treat. You have treats, huh? Uh-huh. Just whipping [ __ ] out of his ass. Swear. Well, you're last for sure. And I think that be for real. Be freaking for real. How about let's think about whether I need a pass. Okay, next question. Tell us about the worst collab you've ever done. I know you're just waiting to not do it. Stop. I hate the look on your face right now. It's making me want to die. I'm going to pass on this one. I guess we have to eat the freaking crickets. Okay. Would you answer this? Would I answer what? Tell us [music] about the worst collab you've ever done. No, I won't answer it. Okay. If I already answered my question, would you answer this? Would you answer this? I don't think so because sometimes collabs don't work. Maybe cuz the relationship's not there, the idea wasn't good. But I've never collabed with someone I don't like. So, it's I wouldn't say it's a fault of their character. Uh it's either cuz we didn't mesh, it was off [music] day or something. So, I just hate to blast someone like that. So, I just don't want to freaking answer. Okay, let's eat up. Well, you know what? You don't want to answer. I don't want to answer. So, let's eat out. You'll eat the cricket. I'll eat the cricket. Okay. Bring out my dessert, please. Mark. [screaming] Mark, that's my father, not yours. Okay, Pokey, here's the thing. Yep. You can eat the cricket along with me or I will offer you a treat that I brought. Mark, could you bring out the treat, Mark? Mark, this one here. That's why it's grown. Yep. Yes. Yes. Yes. Right here. If you could give it to the fine Dane. May I? All right, then. Yes. Yes. He's offering this, too. This is LA's finest pen choka or chocolatine if you're uh dumb. This is from Lou Lou's bakery. It's the best bakery in LA. I know the guy who owns that. Lou. Yeah. The French on the block. Yeah. That place rules. He's he's French as hell. It's too late. I forgot to spoon. You're so thoughtful. Yes. Well, he replied. I just Yes. You can leave now. You're being made. He's [ __ ] [ __ ] He's nice. He's British. Apologize next anyways. Okay. Tell me more. So, this is my trade. You can have that. And answer the question I asked about ranking the yard members for real in a personal level. And I eat this cricket. Or we can bring it we can get we can get Mark back here and you eat a damn cricket. Okay. I really want it. [laughter] Then you just got to answer one question. How good is it? Be honest. Don't lie to me. My pen shaka standards are up to On my on my mama. is the best croissant and penosala in all of LA. I worked there for a day. I worked with Lou under his tutelage. I didn't make this one obviously. I would like to preface this by saying stop looking at the food we Sorry, sorry, sorry. [laughter] I would like to preface this by saying I don't know the yard members that well on a one-on-one basis yet. Sure. Yet. Could change. Could change. happily. What change? They all seem great. Okay. Still got to be a last though. First, I'm going to say Aiden cuz everybody thinks we're kind of alike. And I feel like that just means we're both just like lovable and fun. And I feel like we could go skipping, galloping, and have a lot of fun. Cool. That's number one. Let's go to number two. Number two, Nick. Probably because he's so useful to the podcast, right? And like he's just necessary and I feel like he's like the glue that keeps everybody together. Sorry, but I want your personal relationship or like who you like the most. You like him more? Definitely Nick. Nick's two. Why? You just like Nick more. You vibe with him more. Yeah, he just seems really nice. Okay, cool. Cool. [laughter] Okay, I'm going to be honest. Obviously, I've known you longer, you know? Mhm. We vibe a little bit. We have a lot of things in common, like how much we love Cutie Cinderella. real. Actually, one of the things I appreciate the most about Lud, one time we were at a bookstore and I gave him a book recommendation. He actually read that [ __ ] I read it. It I thought he wasn't even literate. I have an English degree. [laughter] Okay. Miline Miller, right? Maline Miller. Maline Miller. Whatever. [laughter] Good book. It was a good book. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. To be honest, I'd probably put you second or first. Okay. Okay. So, it's I see a spark of joy. say that which means slime is last. Four plays. Hear me out. Cheers to that [ __ ] Yuck. Oh, it's so crunchy. Oh, I do. Yucky. You know, you just ate cricket eyeballs like in it in your mouth. The head is crunching and the eyeballs are going sideways. She's evil. How does it feel? Evil witch. Dude, it just tastes like dust. Well, thank God I don't have to have any. I would like to say though, Slime, it's because you remember on the podcast he said, "Pull up. We're We'll both rock our curly hair." I show up balls. Say less. Slime, you're the chop. Now you're for Oh my god. Now I can If this is mid, I promise you it's not. Now it was I will say it's cold. Yeah, it was sitting. Yeah, it was sitting for a while. So So I won't It should still be good though. It was baked today. It was baked this morning. I'll take that into consideration when trying it. Bonapeti. Look at the layers. There's just dozens. There's Do you even get chocolate in that bite? Much. Okay. Good. M. Flaky. Layered. I taste the butter. And that's what I was looking for. It's good as hell. That's very good. You can do a little pull test if you want. Pull test. Like a little flake test if you want. A little I think it's maybe a little too old for that. A little the layers. Just like an onion. So deep. I think it'll crack. You like Shrek? Look, you can hear that. That's crazy. Damn. You going to finish that whole thing or what? Oh my god, that was actually good. [ __ ] Oh, you want some? I'm just asking if we're going to finish the whole thing. No, I won't. But you can't have any either cuz this was mine. Remember I earned it when you forced me to rank your friends as someone who's closer to me than your friends. But you really needed that ego boost, huh? Yes. [laughter] Well, you're welcome. All right, third question. What is something you hate about me? Silence is deafening. I know I'm pretty great. I know. I know. It's something you do, but it's not specific to you. Something women do that pisses me off. [snorts] Crazy. Guys, I didn't say it. And I'm not holding a gun to his head. Okay. Cuz can I say something for a second? This is a free country still. Sometimes I feel like women keep it 99 in the influencer social media space. I'll expand. Girl posts a picture flooded [snorts] with comments. You're the most beautiful, breathtaking mermaid to ever grace this earth. You fall from heaven, angel, and you are guilty of calling every woman that. And [music] the bar is at a like 10. Every comment is like, "You're the most beautiful thing to ever grace it." One of those have to be ugly. Let's just face the facts. They can't all be the most beautiful there. And you're losing all objectivity when every comment is you're the most beautiful creature to ever grace the earth. That's what I think. Okay. Okay. So, is your point that we're glazing too much each other up too much and it's always a 10. It's always a 10. Shoot me in the freaking heart. You're so beautiful. Marry me. You're the most beautiful creature every time. Do you know we're making up for years of oppression? Oh. Oh, sorry. We want to uplift [music] women when they've been pushed down for so long. That's what you hate, huh? Huh? You hate women's empowerment. [laughter] Oh, no. I'm a big fan of Harvin suffrage. I like suffrage a lot. We barely had voting rights for a minute. We're still losing rights and you're mad cuz we're loving on each other in the if we Yeah. Just reply to a Lily Pichu picture and say mid. You know what I'm saying? Mix it up. You ever put those two things in a sentence ever again? Sorry. I'm sorry. Your life's gone. Sorry. Sorry. It's for women's empowerment. Okay. Because of what you said, I want to show you my most recent draft. Please. That's a damn triple knees. A quadrant. Well, how many knee slaps? The worst part about me is I think I'm so funny. So, in a way, this is like a reflection of my brain. Can I read it? And you kind of read me to filth. Look at the first one. Women are so beautiful. And then just a string of bangers. My chungus life. I literally love women so much. Well, oh my god. What's a better thing to, you know, tweet out? Yes. What's a better thing to connect with others on aside from you love women? I love women. Tweet out boobs or the balls of women. That would doist. That do numbers there. Boobs are Are we done with this round? Yes, we are. Yay. No crickets for me. Yippee. Let's begin a special palette cleanser round. So, this time I'll be having you choose between Mark, between me. [laughter] No, no, don't you worry. Oh, all right. So, we have one special dish. And one special gift. Thank you. So, you can see the dish. Yes. You may see the dish. Go on. Yes. This is in fact brownies covered in gold. 24 karat by the way. Yes. Really? And you may consume them. Yes. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Bushy and delicious. Or I cannot eat it. Mhm. And instead you may take the gift. It's a mystery gift from you. I take the gift. Oh my. I was going to sell you on it. No, I'll take the gift. I want the gift. All right then. Take this [ __ ] away. Just I didn't. Thank you, Mark. Sorry. Thanks. Sorry. You didn't hear that, Jeff. Sorry. Okay. A little known fact about Pokey, she's the best giftgiver in LA. Tu to a false. She spends too much money and sometimes she ones up. She oneups me. Like cutie was having a rough period one time. Mhm. I said down there and you got her um what do you call them? It's a heating pad, but it's like the best heating pad. It's like $2 $300. You wrap it around your body and it massages you at the same time. And it wasn't like her birthday or anything. She was just like tweeted out, "What a tough period." And you bought it for her. I like to give people things that are useful to them cuz then I know they'll use it. So, I was hoping that you kept that same energy. Well, I'm so glad you know how good of a giftgiver I am. That is one of the things that I take a lot of pride in. And I know recently you had shaven your head for charity cuz you're such a nice, generous guy. Unfortunately, your bald head looks crazy. So, I got you a hair growth helmet. Cuz the way that head is shaped, something about it. [laughter] What is this? It's just not right. Oh my god, you look like a construction worker. What is this? What do you mean a hair growth? A hair growth helmet. You see it has these LED lights and it's going to stimulate hair growth. Who the hell is this guy? That's what you look like in a few years. Maybe two or three. What is this? Okay, you did. It's also grown back. Can I just say it's freaking grown back? I will say I was hoping it'd be a bit shorter when you came in. Why would you hope that? Hey. Hey, it has more growing to do. Can I switch? Can I switch? Mark. Mark, you still there? You still got You still got the brownie. One of them's left, I [laughter] guess. Never mind, Mark. I'm I'm set. What is that? What have you got there? Oh, uh, actually, yes. Uh, what? Well, I noticed you Don't you dare. No, I'm just saying noticed I have what? No, just on your head. I'm noticing you have a head. What about my head? You're missing a bit of hair. A bit. A bit. Pay attention. It's bit It's been laying for years. Well, I have good news. A bit. Congratulations. Oh, what what have you heard? Uh, you are the proud owner of I Restore. What, Mark? It's a hair growth helmet. Please let me. Does it come with a skateboard, little pads? Oh my goodness, Mark. If you put this on your head and you use it every night, your hair's coming back. Well, it's it's worth a shot. FDA approved. That's correct. Well, there you are. Yes, indeed. That's for you. For me? I'm so grateful, sir. Thank you so very much. Thank you. Thank you for all the service. I'm sorry for all the things I was thinking about you, Mark. What? Also, that's a banger line I'm saving What the [ __ ] that mean? Mark, we're ready for the next round. Coming. Coming. Ah. Here we have a dish of truly biblical proportions. It is a serpent. that's crazy. Yes. Most remarkable indeed. There's bones still in it. Yes, it does have bones. Thank you, Mark. Fine. Um, is this the head? Uh, I think so. Oh, do people eat snake generally? Yeah, [snorts] but I don't think like this. Sorry. Chef said it might be a good idea to bring out the buckets. Uh, apparently he's enjoyed rattlesnake before. There you go. Uh, puke buckets is kind of crazy. Is this a yak? Well, listen. If you answer all the questions, neither of us need to have this lad. Neither Why are you preparing that bite? Please stop. Please, dude. I can't even cut through it. How are you supposed to eat this? Ask the question. Please ask. Okay. The question, the question, the question. Name one streamer you've secretly beefed with. What happened? Secretly beefed. Yes. Something behind the scenes. I've had I've had some public ones. Oh, you sure have. We all know about Okay. [laughter] Okay. I feel like you're one of the people who are actually more willing to message someone behind the scenes to resolve something. Some people just turn on to stream start yapping. I have had secret beef. [snorts] I'm deciding if I want to tell you. Oh, because well, come on. Would you rather have this to be honest? No. The issue [laughter] is So, I I It's exactly like you said. I had beef with someone. I messaged them. I resolved it. Offline. Yeah. Well, at least it's resolved. It is resolved. It is resolved. Tell us what happened. Don't tell us the name. H. We take the smallest sliver. Not a bite. Just a small sliver. Nah, let's just have a bite. Let's just You know, you have to eat this, too. It's not just me, girl. I know. And I'm willing to throw up. I think you're willing to go there cuz you know I'm more likely to go there than you to get you to throw up. I will do this. I never thought I'd have snake in my life. To me, this looks like chicken. Easy. Go ahead. Is it good? Uh, I don't know. You'll find out. [laughter] [clears throat] My compliments to the chef. Very good. He'll be so very happy that you approve of the scale of his cuisine. Delicious. Delicious. Good one. Let's see if you'll do that again. I feel like you don't really want to, do you? No, I really don't. Interestingly enough, this is one for which you'll have many answers. Okay. What's the biggest lie you've told the internet? Keep it 99. I lie sometimes. There is a one missing. Yep. The biggest lie is interesting. I would think the biggest lie. When I first started, I said I quit my job to go streaming full-time, which was a lie. I got fired. I got fired and I pretended I quit because I thought it sounded better if I had this cool moment where I went live and I went, "Guys, I'm quitting." That's so true. I'm going fulltime and I really want to do this thing. That's smart. As opposed to the reality, which is I got fired, so now this is all I got. Which sounded more desperate. Have you admitted that? I've I've said this before. Yeah. Yeah. Real heads would know cuz I I have mentioned it before, but I think that's like the biggest lie. Might not have had the most impact cuz I was a smaller creator back then, but that was probably the biggest lie. Yeah. Well, I mean, you did kind of set yourself up for success. That's a big moment. Did your community react to it strongly? Yeah. I mean, they rallied around. I got a bunch of subs. Did you feel You got a bunch of subs like financial money. Did you feel bad? No. I got money. I was chill. I was like, "Thank you for the money." Yeah, but they were giving you money under the wrong pretenses. I was really appreciative. I don't know whether to be impressed or frightened by you. You know what I think you should do? But you should offer everybody who gifted or donated to in that [music] oneweek time period a refund if they would like. Please contact lwwig at lewwig.com. Keep yourself safe, Dr. Battle. [snorts] That's my first sub. Really? That's sweet. You owe him a refund. Last but not least for this tier, let me look through your [music] phone and read one message out loud. Or we could have more snake. I think I think she likes you. You can have it. You can have it. You can have it. Have the phone. Have the phone. [laughter] I feel like I'm living so many people's dream right now. I don't even know what you would read. You know what else I think about a lot? I would love to like 911. Yes. Sadly. What the was that? What was that? I would love It was a tragedy. Yeah, that's why I said sadly. You would love to what? It was sad. I would love to play someone else's life as a content creator. [music] Not just like those streamer games where you're pretending to be a streamer. Like I wish I could just be another content creator and like live their life for a few days. Dumb. Yeah. I want to like post on their Instagram and their Twitter and just do random [music] [ __ ] If you could live someone else's life, why would you pick a creator? You should pick like Obama. I do love Obama. You're like so close to what a creator's life is. [music] I know, but I want to be someone else for a day. Who do you think you have embarrassing messages with? I don't know if I have any embarrassing messages. I'm a sweet lad. I really hope there's something between you and Michael, but it's really not No, guys don't [laughter] message each other. What? Michael goes, is this your message? Michael goes, "Happy New Year's, brother." You say, "Happy New Year. What's your goal this year?" He responds, "Fentinel, Michael." Michael's such a hard person to text sometimes. I'll be like, "Are you free later?" [snorts] And he'll send me like a picture of like Obama strangling a chicken. So, all in all, pretty clean messages. To be honest, you text very normal. I'm a normal person. Why would I text weird? [music] Next. I think we're actually done with this round. Oh my god. Final round. No more snake. Thank you so much. Round five. Mark. Did you go, Adam? Yes, sir. Yes. Yes. I'm going to let you choose. We had two potential options for you. You guys didn't get to see this, but Lwig keeps talking about balls. I know, to everyone's shock and surprise. [music] So, we've made that one of the options. So, these are these are the balls. It is edible. And um Oh, the veins are crazy. That is so big. That's one nut. Would you like the as you said nut? The nut. How would you describe it, Pokey? That's how you describe. What do you mean as you said? What would you call this? I would call it a testicle. What's in there? I promise you, does not smell better. But what's worse? Depends on your tongue. [music] Mark, my good sir, could we swap plates, please? Perhaps not, sir. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's quite a delicacy. Oh, it smells like butt. I told you, dude. It's really hard to smell. Well, how about we just don't eat them? Is that all right? I I don't think I want to eat this one. [laughter] Name a brand you'd never work with again and why. Right. So, you really don't want to eat. You really want to answer. You want to answer so bad. Yeah. Yeah. Easy. I worked with this brand. Which one? and they're still a company that exists called I believe the brand themselves are relatively reputable for the space but I would not make a deal with them or anyone like them. They're called American Card Room. What's that? It's a poker site. Poke It's a great question. It's a poker site that also had its own online gambling service. Mhm. I was sponsored for many months to play poker and I used to be quite the avid poker player in college. I ran a illegal online poker ring for a while cuz there was rake. Did you make money off of that? That was the rake. That's the illegal part. Oh, okay. But anyway, uh so I took this deal with American Card Room. I played poker. It worked great. I made a lot of money from From the deal or from the poker? From the poker and the deal both. So you're good at poker. I just have to cover this for a second. I'm sorry. I was in a deal with them. They asked me to promote their casino side. And I said, "No, I'm not really interested in promoting casino side." I played it. But I played for funsies. Yes. So I was like, I'm not really interested in promoting that side. And then Lewig has his boundaries. That's my boundaries. His morals. Character values. First off, I want to state clearly I'm a fan of gambling. Okay. I think a little bit of gambling is good for the soul. [snorts] Okay. But I think a lot of the spirit of gambling is removed if you're not gambling with your own money. So if they were to Oh, if they were to sponsor I see money's the waters. Yeah. Got it. Got it. Got it. So that was where I drew my line. Now the issue is they didn't pay me. Now it was it was technically not American Carter. Want to clarify. It was a different uh what do you call them? Management or agency. It was like their agency. They didn't pay me for months and I had done my deliverables. They just never paid. Did they say why? Always an excuse. I was coming. It's coming next month. Sorry. We just had to reshuffle things around. Still good. That's suspicious. And I eventually like tried to go up as high in the ladder as I could. And I went to American Card Room directly. To which the CEO of the agency found out and he calls me and he starts freaking Yeah. So, just so you know, buddy, I was in his wedding party and we golf every weekend. So, don't try to go around me again. And and gave me a like a little shakeddown. Paid me out that week and then I never worked with him again. That's crazy cuz that's both rude of him, but you also got what you wanted. It worked. It's called stacking and sometimes you got to stack in the business. Okay, next question. Please. This is making me nauseous. Hey, don't forget. Okay, good. Name a streamer/content creator you think is overrated. Someone everyone seems to love, but you don't feel the same. this is a very mean question you've asked. This is like the second final boss. Of course. Okay, I have to dead ass say someone I honest to God thinks overrated cuz there's some overrated people. There are. I'm not going to lie either. There are [sighs] I know it hurts. I really don't want to eat the eyeball. Neither do I. I don't think I want to answer this more than you don't want to. I could cop out here. I could say Brent Rivera, but I don't think it's actually the faith of the question cuz I think other people would say that. It's who I personally think's overrated. And I don't know if I'm willing to throw anyone under the bus cuz I I even think the act of creating is a bit vulnerable. It sure is. [music] So, it's not something I like to tear down. That's really nice of you. Well, you know what? That's so nice. I'll eat the fish with you. Oh, dude. Stop gagging. Please. You're making this harder for you and for me, man. You think I want to gag? You think I like I'm You think I want to watch you gag? Are we going to yak? I might throw it before I even eat it. [ __ ] Okay, hold up. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Deep breath. I don't want to eat it. Deep breath, slud. Oh, [snorts] Valkyrie is overrated. That [ __ ] evil piece of [ __ ] Oh my god. I almost You know what? Your Brent was like a half answer. So, we'll do like a half a half. I'll just have a little bite because I do agree with you. It's not nice to tear down other creators. Except you know what? I'lling say it. I know who's over there. Oh my god. I thought she high. Who's overrated? The content creators whose entire job revolves around tearing down other content creators. I don't need to name names cuz we're having the say Oh, yeah. You don't. Mhm. I'm ready. Me and my little bit of fisheye. Are you serious? Let's do this. God bless you. Okay. [ __ ] it. Bucket. Bucket. Ew. Oh my god. The aftertaste is crazy. Oh my god. I'd eat it. I didn't eat it. Oh my god. It's coming back up. How I can't believe I give you an A for effort. Did that count? Am I chill? That counts. You're chill. You can take a breather. Oh my. I almost feel bad. That shit's ass. That was ass. Good for your brain. Well, actually, it was eyeball, but yeah, I get what you last question. I know he's about to lose What's your most controversial opinion or hot take about the gaming industry? An easy place to have hot takes to be honest. My gaming industry hot take is I think free-to-play games are worse than this like 80 to90 game thing that people are really upset about cuz Nintendo announced their games are going to be more expensive. Which they are a lot more expensive. It took like a way bigger jump than historically is known. Yeah. It's usually like 50 60 now. Yeah. It was like I think games were like 30 then 40 then 50 then 60 and then like some 70 but they just jump to like jump to 809. Yeah. 90. So like a lot of people are pissed because I think the price tag is easy to block out. And I understand freaking millionaire in the room, but I think the freetoplay ones, just based off how much money they're willing to pay me to promote it, they're clearly getting way more back, you know? So, are you saying free to play is the way to go? No, I'm saying it's worse. Like, it's more of a blight on the gaming industry, like a premium model than this $80 to $90. But how if it's free for people to play and the companies are still profiting? cuz clearly it's like extracting a ton of money from some people. You mean from a consumer's perspective, they're not realizing they're probably spending so much more on the free-to-play game than the one that they're just paying outright for and get Yeah. Either they're not realizing how much they're spending over time on skins like in a game like Fortnite or Valerant. Uh or they're not realizing or League of Legends or League or like how, you know, shafted some people or how like deep in the web some people are. So, That's my hot take. That's pretty good. Mark, we're done. Mark, can you please put a cloch over What is that? Horrible smell. Threw up a little bit. Oh, great. I'm sorry. Off I go. There I am. Bye, Mark. Bye-bye. Now, thank you so much for being my second ever, but actually first, we're filming his first guest on this or [music] Dare. How did you like it, Pokey? This sucks. [laughter] cancel theing show. But didn't you have fun opening up and opening your mouth? I threw up in this bucket. You want to see it? Uh, no. I'm good. Thank you. But thank you so much cuz I know you really gave up a lot being here. Yeah. You know what? Honestly, it wasn't easy. But hey, we did it together. Don't you feel like our friendship has strengthened? Actually, real. That's the only thing that made it better is that you ate it with me. Cuz I think if I ate it by myself, you would just be mean. Uh, you just be an evil. I would actually feel like I need to pay you to do this kind of thing. Led, you did 10 out of 15 questions. I think I'm going to give you a [music] C+. That was my GPA in high school. Actually, why are you laughing? I had a team. Don't ever change. Please shout out anything ever. [music] Michael Reeves, Sea Dog VA, and Cutie Cinderella. Marie Cury to do the ice bucket challenge. I hope they do. Um, subscribe. Thank you guys for watching. We'll see you next time. Bye. Never kill yourself. I agree.