i took @Valkyrae on a date | Dish or Dare #1

I'm gonna get cooked. Yeah, I don't think I love Why are you pissed at me the like you never want to talk to an officer high? Trying to think which ones we could talk about on camera. Who is someone you secretly can't stand? Girl, welcome dear viewer to the first episode of my new series where I bring on a special guest and I make them choose between a difficult dare or a disturbing dish. Would they rather tell me which creator they think is a snake or eat a literal snake? Let's find out. I'm Pokey and this is Dish or Dare. Today's special guest is not only the first female streamer to hit 100 million views on YouTube, but she's also the person who taught me how to put a tampon in. Please welcome my dear friend Valkyrie. What an intro. Welcome. You look you look way good. I'm taking you out on a little date. I know it's going to be so fancy. You got a whole production and everything. I did teach her how to put in a tampon. Well, do you know what you're here for today? Oh god, I'm scared. She's so scared. I want to say don't be scared, but also maybe be like a little bit scared. Okay. Okay. So, the series is going to be called Dish or Dare. And basically, I'll be making you choose between doing a dare or eating a dish. Are you ready? I'm ready. Mark, come on in. [Music] Hello there. I should let you know that this particular entree will be excellent. Yes, indeed. Here we are. Century eggs. These are, of course, fermented, you see. Yes. Yes. And seasoned like many of my friends. Oh, please. Yes. Um, the bona petit. Bona petite. Thank you. Thanks. Very good. Very good. The sniff test is crazy potent. But eggs are one of my favorite things. I love eggs. And don't worry, we're starting off a little easier. Yeah, this isn't bad. I've been curious about trying this. It just looks so violent. The choice is yours. Any question you don't want to answer, we will have to take a bite. Okay. You don't want to torture me, do you? No, but I feel like you want to torture me. Well, let's see. Who was your first internet crush? Internet crush? Yeah. Oh god. Well, my first ever crush that I had on a real person, Orlando Bloom from Lord of the Rings. And that's when I like found my sexuality. Yeah. You know what? I am straight. Orlando Bloom. Orlando Bloom, but only in Lord of the Rings. And then uh Geralt of Rivia. Have you watch Henry Caval, but only in The Witcher? And then I realized like, am I just into video game type characters? Yes. My first real like crush. Link from Legend of Zelda. Also in a video game. Elves and men with white hair, I guess. Yeah, you did good. I'm good. Okay. Okay. We start off easy. Okay, good. What's a huge red flag in a guy that you ignored anyway? She goes, "Which one?" Um, when I fall in love with someone, I just got rosecolored glasses and they're glued on, right? I'm like, I can fix him. Not anymore. This is how I used to be. It was real bad. I've had guys like cheat on me and they apologize to me and I'm like, oh, they said sorry. Was I there for that one? No. No. This is before streaming. Oh, this is maybe even after streaming. Wait, you were there. You were there. She was there for a whole era. I feel like I was just a broken record about all these issues. And I'm like next day like, oh, everything's fine. You weren't a broken record cuz look at us now. We learned. We learned. Actually, we're stronger and better and we don't fix them anymore. No. No more dancing. Fix your answer. Okay. Last in this round. If you don't answer it, we don't even have to touch these. Oh. So, okay. And then we're going to swap a dish. Yep. If you could make one rumor about you disappear forever. What would it be? Yes. I have one on top of my wall. People think that um when thing happened, they think that I intentionally was trying to sell snake oil, but obviously I had no idea. It was not my intention. So that was like the big big mess up the first one of like my career and I it's just I see it to this day like people in comments will be like isn't that the girl that was trying to sell snake oil or I'm like no man sometimes people will just like only remember your L's the three mistakes you might have made in like 11 years which of course everyone will make mistakes at some point right but that says more about them than you okay I feel like this is why I always meant to her cuz she she knows I'd be ready with the Life coach therapist vibes. I feel you, girl. Yes. The next round here from the land of Caesar. Kacio de Larve. Look at that. Yes, indeed. What are those? Bug babies. The more that you eat, the less of them there are. Delicious. Oh my god. Yes. Oh, high in protein, I'm sure. Yes. Yes. Well, there you are. The way they look is crazy. There's no way. Wait, is this an actual dish? Oh my god, you look like a dried up finger like jiu-jitsu kaizen. Like so strong, girl. Let's go. Let's find out if you'll even need to take a bite. Have you ever pretended to like a video game you really didn't like? Oh, 100%. I feel like there's one that's coming to mind. First one that came to mind is Play-Doh. I mean, my I hate Play-Doh. You hate Play-Doh? I think it was just a good game. No, it's stressful. Oh my god. Just don't let it spread to the grease and running a business in that short month. The Sims. Please don't hate me. I know there's like The Sims. I just can't live a life in a life in a You know what I mean? Like I can't Ray, you're losing these answers. I can't decorate. She hates teamwork and living life. No, I like teamwork and sugar games. But cooking is too stressful for you. But you can shoot a guy. Yeah, pretty much. Um, it's I realized the games like sometimes I'll just say yes to stuff and like our friends want to play. Of course. So, you know, Played Up was one of those things where Mong's like, "Oh my god, let's play Play Up. I love Play-Doh." And I'll like I was going to say I know you say yes for me. Yeah. But yeah, those two games I just can't get into. I'm going to get cooked. No. Okay. Number two. You're good. You're allowed to have opinions. I'm allowed to have opinions. Thank you. Next question. Oh god. What's the biggest paycheck you've ever gotten from a single deal as a streamer and what was it for? I had a feeling that there was going to be like money related questions. The sponsors. We want to be good clients. Do we want to be naughty clients? Yeah. Now that the contract's over, I can tell everybody what I know. Well, I would have to say probably my three YouTube contracts are probably the biggest, but I obviously can't disclose how much. I mean, maybe in the future when I do a tell all, I will be waiting for that book. I'll be at the book signing. I'll be pre-ordering. Yes. What I've experienced, what I've seen. I completely agree. It's honestly one of the main reasons that I journal. I save all my journals for the last however many years. I'm like, someday, someday the tell all is going to be so good. Such a good idea journaling. Girl, I'll look back at my past journals. I'm like, I forget it was that bad or like that crazy. So, I recommend write it down. Write it down. Honestly, that's so true. But I'm such a terrible journalist because I'm the type of person I did the same thing with Duolingo. When I have a streak, if I miss the streak, I just I guess I'll never learn Spanish. I guess we also have to take a bite of this food cuz I I can't disclose. Actually, out of everything, at least this one has like cheese and pepper and pasta, right? This might ruin cheese for me. I'm not going to lie. This might actually ruin cheese for me. We can do it. We can do it. I can do it. Wait. Okay. So, um, how many maggots are you going to? Just one. At least one. Okay, we can do one. Maybe. Oh my god. This is wrong. I can hear things. I can hear the crinkle. Crinkle. Go to the gym today. I need the protein. Wow. Really? Yum. Oh my god. Okay. Ready? Okay. Three, two, one, go. The way I feel it. The way I feel it in my mouth with it little crevices. Oh my god. Birds do this every day. I'm a bird. I'm a [ __ ] bird, bro. I'm a bird, bro. I'm a [ __ ] bird, bro. I want to fly away. That's the first time in my life that I've barely chewed pasta. I just swallowed all the noodles. I feel like it's in my teeth. I'm going to cry. I'm going to I'm being dramatic. I'm fine. I'm so fine. Are you ready for the last question? Yeah, I'm ready. I mean, honestly, what's the meanest thing you've ever done? Oh, I can answer this one. Well, because there is one really mean thing that I've ever really did that was really, really mean. But I was a kid. I had a childhood friend. Uh, my mom was friends with this lady who had kids and it was her older daughter that she had. She was like 2 years older than me. We got in a really big fight and um I yelled at her, "At least I'm not adopted." And she looked at me, she was like, "What do you mean adopted?" She didn't she didn't know. And that's how she found out was me yelling at her. Also, there's nothing wrong with being adopted. It was truly such a horrible thing that I did. I was like 10. As sad and tragic as it is, it's also kind of funny that you didn't even know that she didn't know. No, I was just mean and angry and it I just blurted it out. A Okay, but think about it. For me to be like, "What's the meanest thing you've ever done?" And you had to go back that many years. I think you're in that clear. I try. I try to be a good human. I really try. We all make mistakes, especially when we're young and angry. Okay, don't hold it against her. And we love adopted people. Nothing wrong with being adopted. Well, I think you can feel a little bit better because we're done this round. I feel great. Y Mark, take it away. What do you have here for us now? Well, this is a pearl of a dish. Clam shooter and hot dog water. Yummy. I think he was looking around the kitchen to find what he could and just threw it all in the glass. Yes. Well, enjoy. Thanks, Mark. Enjoy. Thank you so much. Don't smell that. You know what? Do smell that. Do smell that. Oh, that's hot dog water. That's actual hot dog water. This is going to be Wait, do we have to chug it? I would say we got to take a good sip. Maybe have a little piece of that at the bottom. All right. Have you ever gotten jealous of another creator's success? Why? Yes, I have. It's more so with being in the space and like aging and seeing like a new generation of streamers come in and like knowing what I know now, I wish I could go back and do things like differently. And it's kind of like the should, could have, of would have stuff, but I think that's just like an aging thing cuz it's been like 10 years now of doing this and I'm 33 now. And it's like, wow. And I just see like more and more comments of people like addressing my age. It's like, bro, like how about just focus on like the content? Pause. People act like 30. You're like decrepit. Listen, you've created a legacy, a decadel long career. You can't have a decade long successful career at eight years old. Okay? There are things you've achieved that people can't achieve by like 22, 23. And honestly, whenever you see a new generation of creators or imagine even idols, they probably feel the same thing with like future generations of idols. Things sometimes get better in a lot of ways and you're like, damn, I wish I could have enjoyed XYZ things. Like that's going to happen no matter when you start. So for me personally, like when I came out the womb, like video games were like there, right? I came out gaming and why would I just ever stop kind of thing and like it's so weird being told like, "Oh, aren't you like a grown woman? What are you doing?" I was like, "Well, this is my form of entertainment. It's been like this for many, many years. Like, why would I stop? Like, am I just supposed to quit my career and go do like a 9 to5, which I've done real jobs, by the way. Okay, but let me remind everybody, I've been a waitress. I worked at GameStop. I worked at a bank. I worked at a car for 4 years or so. You deserve everything you have and we're so grateful for the job that we have now. And we're going to be 80 years old in rocking chairs playing mobile games side by side. I know when GTA 6 comes out on our rocking chairs or maybe seven in like 40 years. This one's interesting. Oh god. Anything to not eat this. Anything to not eat this. Have you ever felt the need to succumb to appeasing your chat or audience when you don't agree with the consensus or sentiment that they are telling you? That's a good question. Um, I'm trying to think of a time when I didn't agree cuz most of the time I do agree. Like I feel you. Usually like they're teaching us something. You're like, "Damn, my bad." You know, cuz there has been times where um I say something and I didn't realize it could be taken a certain way. For example, I I I can't even say it anymore cuz it was so traumatic. I I said the offensive word for like a little person. Oh. Oh my god, Cat was so mad at me. And so I was like, I didn't mean to be like offensive. And so, but like I really do try to own up to my mistakes and I hope I recognize them. And I love being told like I I want to improve cuz I know I'm not perfect and you know, it's a lesson learned. It's lesson learned. Those are the best people when they give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you don't mean any harm. I feel like we live in a world right now where like everyone assumes everyone's an evil person and it's very exhausting and it actually prevents us from experiencing opportunities where we can teach each other cuz if you come at someone with bad energy, chances are they're not going to want to listen to you. Mhm. All right, last but not least. Oh, please. I fear we may drink. No, I fear we may drink the hot dog. Is it juicy? Oh, hell no. Name a moment where I pissed you off the most. Which time? Whips out a scroll. Um, to be fair, as you said before, you're confrontational. So, I was like, I wonder what she would answer for this. And but I'm trying to think which ones we could talk about on camera. Girl, I know. I feel like there isn't really a time where you pissed me off, but I know I've pissed you off. Listen, this question is for you, not me. There is a time. I thought of one. I thought of one. All right. Let me know if you remember this. All right. Um, obviously I'm part of 100 Thieves and this was at a time when 100 Thieves was trying to sign more people to join the org and there was a person that Hunter Thieves was interested in and there was this person was also interested from OTV as well to be signed as well. Do you remember what I'm talking about? I remember at the time the person working on 100 Thieves had asked me to reach out to this person and like let them know that they were interested. You heard me reach out to that person and you thought that we were trying to poach them and I felt like you were Why were you pissed at me? The [ __ ] I was like because the way you messaged me it felt like um you thought I was trying to like do it in a harmful way. like we were trying to poach on behalf of 100 Thieves like, "Oh, we got to sign the quip." But the way I messaged them was like, "Hey, just so you know, 100 Thieves also has an offer for you if you were interested kind of thing." I saw it from like your side, but I also was really sad because like I that's like not something I would ever do kind of thing. We ended up talking about it. We sure did. We did like we always do. I think it was a miscommunication thing cuz Wait, okay, let me explain my side. Yeah, because I get where you're coming from 100%. I noticed that when people heard that 100 Thieves was going for this creator after OTB was going for this creator, they got the impression that you guys were poaching and they got a bad impression of you, right? And I was like, you know, as your friend, I'm like, I don't want people to think that about you. So, I went to you and I was like, girl, what is this? So, I I know I understand it might sound like I was assuming that you had ill intent. whatever you tell me, I'm going to believe you. But I wanted to let you know how it was also looking to other people cuz like for me it's I want everyone to succeed and do well. And so if you're getting another offer from another or sponsor, whatever, like you should be able to have all your options and be able to choose what you want. Pick whichever is best for you, but you should know your options kind of thing. Your logic and your intention are totally good. I was just like just so you know. Yeah. I think it just got like miscommunicated. But I agree. We talked it out. And that's why now whenever I have anything tea or spicy to tell her, I voice note. You know exactly what how I'm saying it, what I'm saying. You know exactly what I mean. I don't think we need to have this nasty hot dog water. Please, Mark, get it all. Oh my god. We survived. Mark, here I come. Here I come. A dish that not too many people flock to. The chicken heart smoothie. Oh, you're telling me you took chicken's hearts. Oh, I didn't. Chef did. No, no, no. I'm not an accessory to this particular. I love the garnish at all. Thank you, Mark. My pleasure. Thanks. Thanks. I hate that I want to sniff it. I don't I do a sniff test with everything. It's almost like how dangerous is it to my body? I'll know when I sniff it. Why is there so much of it? It's It feels a little respectfully repulsive, but also I like that it's a smoothie. I feel like there's a banana in there maybe or something. Wait, did you did you smell that? I saw the expressions on your face and thought I would just in case. It's that bad. Well, I just had the rug cleaned. I don't want a mess. Well, look at the upside. You don't have to chew it. Oh my Well, hey, hey, hey. I'm here with you. We're doing this together. And we also might not even need to do it, right? I'm doing this for you. Doing this. Question number one. Oh god. Okay. What is your craziest drug experience? Oh, I know this is going to be tea. Here's a crazy one. Thank you for not making me drink. I know. I'm trying so hard not to drink this. This is the worst one so far. 12 years ago, I was a stoner. You know, I had a medical card. I um respect for medical reasons. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Medical reasons. My friend and I, we would drive to Seattle, which was a 3-hour drive to go to a dispensary, bring some weed back, and you know, we don't like to make the trip every time. So, we would buy a ton of wheat. Like, I'm talking like a gallon bag's worth. Like, a ton a ton of weeds. You know, like a a g like a ziplockc bag. A gallon bag. Oh, wo. Yeah. Yeah. No, it was a crazy time. And so we were pulled over in front of someone's house. We noticed the the cops are right behind us. They pull up. I'm really high. I'm freaking out. He's really high. He's freaking out. And the cop comes up. We're like hiding everything. He had the weed in the glove box. And so the cop comes up and he's like, "Hey, uh, you're not supposed to be out here. The the people called and said that you guys were lording outside of their house." And he was like, "Okay, where is it? I smell it. Where's it at? I smell it. It's crazy." He said, "I don't need a dog." I'm freaking out because obviously we have way too much weed like for me legally. And so I look over at him. I'm like super high. I look over four medical cards for some bad. I look over at him and he reaches the ground and he gets this tiny little dime bag with a tiny little nugget in it. And he hands it to me and I hands it to the cop and the cop looks at it and he goes, "That's all you guys were worried about?" Oh my god. and he takes it and he's like, "You guys have a good day. Don't worry about it." He lets us go. We when he drove away, we looked at each other and we're like, "Oh my god, did that just happen?" Yeah. I thought I was like hallucinating because I was so stoned, but yeah, it was I've never felt that type of anxiety in my head. An angel was watching over you in that hot so stressful. Like you never want to talk to an officer. Hi. That's crazy. I I like I was so But also for you, at least your friend was like, I think I have something to give him. But you're like, I'm going to jail tonight. I literally was like, hold on, officer. Let me give you my gallon bag. He like saved the day, my friend did, and and we were just Yeah. got away with it. That's what I haven't heard before. Yeah. No, I've heard a couple, too. Just a couple. Just a couple. Next up. Okay. Describe your worst date. I did have a bad date. Fine. But I feel like it's not as bad as, you know, dates could be. But my worst date experience, this was after high school, but before college, and I was asked on a date. We decided to go to the movies. Terrible first date option, by the way, cuz you don't get to talk. You can't talk at all. And sometimes we'll try to pull a move, and you're like, I don't even know you. We haven't said two words to each other. That's what happened. Oh, that. So, what happened? Oh, girl, I got a story for you, too, then. Wait, really? Mhm. We go to the movie theater and like, you know, it's awkward cuz we haven't talked at all. He like the movie's almost done. I remember it finishing and then he was like leans over and whispers to me, can I hold your hand? Yeah, [ __ ] The movie is done. Like also like I don't even know who the f you are. Like what is your last mustering up the courage those two and a half hours? He's like, I really want to hold her hand. I really want But it was just like it was finally so awkward cuz it's like the movie is ending. And so I said no because I don't know. I just like didn't even know who he was. Like I don't know. I didn't know anything about him other than his first name. After the movie like he takes me home and then he goes word for word says can I kiss your face and I said no. Have a good night. No conversation. Just like at least he asked I guess. Like that's true. I give him props. But uh your face is crazy. Yeah. Like I I don't know. I feel like if you're not a feeling there's no vibes, it's like I feel like you can tell. Funny you say that though because my worst date also at a movie theater, but we went and watched Fifty Shades of Gray, which if you don't know, spicy movie. And guess what? I didn't know or I wouldn't have agreed. So yes, we're in the movie theater watching 50 Shades of Gray. It's getting spicy. I'm looking at him like, "Did you know those plans that intentions?" And then the couple in the movie, the guy I think says something to the girl and then leans in and goes for a kiss. So the guy I'm on a date with said the same thing to me, leaned in for a kiss. Guess what I did? I leaned out. It's like our worst dates were like the exact same. Do not take your date to the movies. Moral of the story. Last but not least. Okay. Okay. Okay. I fear we may be sipping. Oh no. If you had to rate the roomies from best to worst roommate, how would you do it? Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Okay. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. Okay. Who consists of all of them? Is is it or Okay. Cuz some of them moved out and some of them moved in. It would be all of them. Every single one. Best roommate to worst roommate. Mang's best. No. Yes. Obviously cooks. Ivonne also cooks. But I'm not going to lie, the whole cat debacle debacle. There was a period where Leslie's cat and um Ivonne's cat, they hated each other and they would have piss wars. Stop. In the living room. You walk through the front door and it just instantly smells like piss. It actually was. I hate to say it, but I've experienced that smell. So, I was like, "Oh, y'all really got cats." Honestly, it wasn't that bad other than having a bunch of packages everywhere, but that's how it is in streamer houses. It really is. There's PR packages, Amazon packages. Like, everyone's just got boxes on boxes. You're a warehouse basically. I mean, I'm not a drop shipping basically. But I can't think I can rank them from best to worst because they were all great. I loved living with them. I know. I feel like you're setting me up, bro. Do you want to take a bite of the heart or sip some of the smoothie? I would take a bite of the heart if it wasn't already covered in it. So, I think we might as well just take a sip. Someone tell me there's a banana in here, right? There is. I knew there was I could smell it. Just think of the fruit. Think of the fruit. Okay. Okay. Banana, milk, and chicken heart. Shall we? Cheers. Oh, yes. Yep. Cheers to us. Cheers to us. God, no. Oh my god. Oh my god. That tasted like moldy but Oh my god. I'm going to Yeah. God. Oh my god. Oh my god. I can't even look at you, Mark. Oh my god. It's like stuck in my face. This chicken you consider this foul? It tastes like vomit. It tasted like legit moldy rotten banana smoothie. That was the worst one. I would rather have a bowl of maggots. Are you ready for the last round? Yeah. We got to just get right through Bring it in, Mark. I need to wash down that smoothie. I know. Yes. Oh, yeah. Chef's most thoughtful dish. I wonder what you will think of it as well. I do believe you moved. Oh, beef brain. As you gnaw your way around the convoluted crumbs here, perhaps new thoughts will come to you. Bona petite brain. Oh, don't smell it. Do not smell What is that? It smells like raw. It smells like what a zombie would smell like. You know, that's the first thing I thought of. Yours looks infected. Oh, it's pungent. Oh my god. Wait, touch it. It bounced back. It's actually like Well, are you ready for the question? Ah, okay. Last round. Okay. Okay. Would you rather let me tweet anything I want from your account or eat some brains, my lady? Producer. So crazy. Fredo put this in here. Why would you do that? Oh my. What would you tweet? What would you tweet? What would you tweet? Right. You know me. I'm not like mean. Yeah, but you're you're a silly gal. I am silly. You're a silly gal and I think you would do something really silly. I won't make it too bad. What are some options cuz this is kind of a gross for me if the smell is crazy. The smell is crazy. I think I'd be making it too easy if I told you what I'd tweet. So, you would just have to trust me. Do you trust me? Oh, man. You want to eat brains? No. But I also like it scares me that I don't know what you're going to say. This video won't come out for a while, so I can't even be like, "Guys, it was Pokey all along." How about this? I will let you say that. Oh, really? I'm not banning you from your own account. You can say it was me. So, you want some brains or I don't want brains. Yeah. Brains. Oh. So, crew, what should I tweet? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I mean, if you want to be real spicy, you could like tweet that you're quitting streaming. Oh, too spicy. Ma'am, I'm appalled by that that suggestion. So, what you what you thinking over there? What what you what you thinking? What you thinking? What you thinking? What you doing? What? How's it going over there? How's it going? How are you? What's going on? You hate this? I think it's good. Okay. People are going to know it's a joke. I wrote might around and quit streaming to be Pokey stay at home girlfriend. You got it. Oh my god. People are going to be Wait, actually, can you go on my phone? Hit a little retweet. Okay, that wasn't so bad, was it? No, no, no. It's better than eating I can't wait to insert how many likes it gets. Hey, you're one down. Too loud. Oh, please. I'm worried cuz you know these only get spicier. They do. I'm so scared. Name a brand you'd never work with again and why. That's actually crazy. I honestly I know this one is so hard to answer, but I'm praying that there's someone you worked with that was so bad that now they don't even exist so you can name drop them or something. I that's what I'm thinking. Like it's been I mean I I feel like it's pretty obvious that I would never work with Ulta again. Is that too Is that too blunt? Oh my god, I wish I could talk more about it. Okay, we'll wait for the tell book. Don't you worry. Uh see you in 80 years everybody. Yep, I will be there. Okay, your last question. Yes. You answer this or you eat brains. It's really upset. Okay. Okay. Who is someone in our industry that everyone seems to love but you secretly can't stand? Girl. Oh no. Now I'm worried. You know what? Are we eating brains tonight? It's like a tight rope, you know? It's like I want I want to mention it, but it's like it's so bad to because people love drama. They love drama and they'll just run with it and then it goes crazy and I just like don't I can't name drop. I know. I kind of wish we could just normalize being like, "Oh, I'm not a fan of this person." And that's okay. No, you can't cuz then people will like they'll hyper analyze or they'll just go crazy about it. So, it's just it's not worth it's not worth it. You'd rather eat brains. Oh, girl, I hate Okay, you you first, girl. Who's the other guy? Oh my god. You know the other one? Okay, but do you like any of them? [ __ ] no. Exactly. Like I I'm like I'm more scared of how [ __ ] deranged these people. That's why I tell you. And I think like it's valid. No, it is. Some of these people have done the craziest stuff like evil evil people but then they have a mass following of evil people that will then attack you evily evily do evily things to you. That was a terrible lesson I had to learn. Like when an evil person attacks me all their evil community attacks me. But if I'm like that sucks. I didn't like that. My community is like yeah that sucked. They're so nice. And I tell my community also like don't ever don't do that. Don't go after anyone. And they don't. We definitely got to eat some brains, girl. Some brains. Some brains, girl. I as much. Are you sure? I'll be adding it to the tell all. See you in 80 years, everybody. Honestly, I really appreciate you because everything you haven't answered here, it's just become a trailer/ teaser for the tell all. Like, I'm hyped. I'm so funny. This is crazy, man. The texture is insane. It's so buoyant. Oh my. This is I'm chugging water after. Yes, it's cooked. Oh my god. Okay, cheers to us. Cheers. Smart ladies getting smarter. Okay, here we go. Oh my god. Oh, it's so chewy. Oh my god. Lord, I'm scared if I gag, I'm actually going to throw up. That's the worst thing I've ever eaten. I'm so scared if I gag I'm going to yak. I'm going to violently yak. I can smell it. The texture I can't even describe. Girl, I watched your mouth. You put it in your mouth and then you scent it with your tongue to your tooth and like I watched it happen in slow-mo. I had a front row seat. It was crazy. But we're done the round. How would you describe that? You don't want to. Oh my god. I've never had a brain before. Oh my god. I'd kind of hope not. Why is it like that? What happened? We have a very special treat for you. Mhm. A pallet cleanser round, some might say. Mark, bring them in. Now, she will choose between one or the other. Yes. Yes, she will. Now, one here will put a smile on your face and the second one here to use the modern vernacular is quite fly. Thank you so much. Yes. Yes, indeed. Now, I would love for you to open that one when you're ready. What do you mean? Well, I just want to thank you for taking the time to hang out with me. I know. I know you're putting your life on the line. I thought it was going to be a fly or something. The way cuz you do have a choice to make. But you can open it up. There's a choice to make. Nah, this is messed up. Not me giving you a ring. Damn. I feel like I should be proposing right now. This is like I feel like I'm hallucinating. Imagine you're on a dinner date with Pokémon and then she just gives you a ring. A love ring. That's insane. I hope you like it. But I do have some suspicious news because there's something else under here. But in order to choose this, you have to forfeit that. That's crazy. This could be anything. Could be for you, could be for someone else. Wait, so that could be for somebody? It could be. See? Okay. In my head, I think you would have two good options, and that would be for the viewers. That's crazy. Crazy. But alas, the choice is yours. This is cruel. The side eye. It has to be a gift for someone else. I think I'm going to gamble that that is a gift for somebody else. And I would love to give them a gift. Is that your final choice? That is my final choice. Final final choice. Please don't say you're locking it in. Yeah. I was good, right? Please. Okay. Oh my god. It You're locking it in. So sad. [Applause] Good. It's for the greater good. It's for the greater good. Don't look at it. Well, Rey, I have good news for you. You know me so well. You've just gifted two lucky fans flights to Japan, an entire trip, hotel stay, and everything. You're so nice. You know, I knew you would do this. This is why I set it up like this. She's crying. Oh my god, I'm so happy. You're so cute. Oh, you got me [ __ ] up. That's so nice. That's so nice. Stop crying. You're so sweet. That was funny cuz I knew you would do that. He said, "You would totally do two good things, but I was like, she would not be bad." You had the hint of it might be for someone else. You're like, "I don't care. Someone else has to be for someone." Oh my god, that's so nice. Wait, who gets it? Who gets it? What do they have to do? Two of our fans. Anyone we want. Anyone? A flight and stay. That's so sweet. I know. I know. Take it. Take it. That is so freaking cute. Oh my god. Congratulations, whoever is winning that. I want to see pics. I have nothing to do with this now. And I kind of want you to have it anyway. I knew that was coming. Yeah, I know her. I know her. I was like, this is my size. I was like, this is not a lose-lose situation. This is a win-win situation. Yeah, I'll be taking that back. Thank you. You know, I wasn't going to do that initially, but No, she liked it. And I have a matching one at home. So, now we got matching rings. Hey, thank you so much. Thank you. You're so generous that you deserve it. You know, you know what they say like pay it forward. You just paid it forward and it came right back at you. Mark said a fly pun and so Oh, fly. Wait, that's so from the mega. Yes, I Well, I just assumed it had to do like fly like fly related foods, but it makes sense. Oh no. Fly like a plane, honey. Like a plane. Oh my god, this is a good ending. This is the best ending. Thank you guys so much for watching. We hope you enjoyed. Ray, you answered 12 out of 15 questions. That's pretty damn good. I'm a yapper. Honestly, I do be oversharing a little too much all the time. How did you like coming on the show? My first episode. I'm honored to be the first episode. I'm shocked. This was so much fun. Like, this is a dream. People would beg to have a date with you and I'm getting it for free. I got a ring. Yes, you did. And you I know. And then someone else's two people are getting a flight to uh Japan, right? Oh my gosh, that was such a fun moment. You could really tell that we just like knew each other. I knew you would do this and I knew you would do this. I knew I knew. We were playing 4D chess. Yeah, literally. It was so good. I can't wait to see who wins. And um thank you for having me this morning. Thank you for coming on. It really means so much. Thanks for watching, guys. We'll see you guys next time. Thank you so much for watching. If you dare, make sure to subscribe, like, and comment below either who you want to see on future episodes or future crazy dishes you want us to try. See you next time.