So... I went on Omegle for the First Time

if our parents find out that we are using Omega then this will be hello hello how are you I'm good how are you why you are you are a YouTuber I know you are YouTuber where are you from um a lot of places Lord I cannot understand your feeling my feelings yes sorry it's no English is Big that's okay I think you guys are doing great with your English my smile is so cute stop thank you not me being rinsed up on Omegle this video is recorded YouTube yes say hi to YouTube please share your link I'm subscribe and like you want to share yes please subscribe and like thank you goodbye thank you okay bye okay are you real nah that's not real it's real are you real what are you real are you real yes I am real you're literally a pig person you're not real I am I am I am bro I am literally I am literally jumping you're literally what what I'm John pork can you add me on this spot please show me your real face and I'll consider it this is me bro what do you mean it's the same clip over and over no it's me Bruce I swear do you think I've never seen a repeatable gif in my life it's literally the same like a hundred phrases are you actually Pokemon I've been conversing with you for like 60 seconds of course on Pokemon you're the fake yo hey flip it someone [Laughter] clip it someone hey hey I like your hair so pretty oh my God God you're so pretty are you vlogging right now like you're not on the Vlog or something like YouTube video hey what's up y'all I'm on the YouTube video y'all can um follow me but I'm not gonna tell because I don't want to do free stuff I mean if you want you could oh y'all follow me on Instagram I don't know if I caught all that but if I did I'll put in the video I have two questions for you if that's okay okay what's the question one is it Omegle or Omegle I call it Omegle okay two do you have a secret you want to share this is gonna be hard for me so I don't really want to say it but my secret is that I have the fattest and I just wanted everybody to know that it's really hard for me to come out and just it's just yo you look like pokey pokey whatever she's called why you only show on your forehead not even it's just your hairline I'm not showing my face why oh you gotta why uh because I'm not I'm not very good looking I'm sure you're fine and you seem really young what why are you saying you're not very good looking you look so normal like there's nothing wrong with you oh thank you you really think you're not good looking how old are you 18. what you should not feel that way about yourself what in the world would make you feel that way and you're so young show your face to the world forever I will do okay good hey hello if you say something funny enough I'll put it in the video go ahead you have 10 seconds oh why not you're not funny guys if our parents find out that we are using Omegle then this will be no no if you want I will blur your faces don't worry don't worry yo damn you're pretty thank you outfit check thank you what about you Alpha check yo what's up Nama issue Pokemon no what do you mean my name is stop stop stop it put the phone down put it down down it's down what's that shirt oh I don't know I got it off deep up oh cool yeah I like it wearing my my Earth Tone fit Earth Tone besties yeah yes it's so good do you watch like fashion YouTubers no not really but I'm on fashion Tick Tock hey that's what's up you see that that's fine I love this too what do you recycle no black screens because right before a dinky is a black screen it's kind of like before a rainbow there's rain except a dinky is not a rainbow that's a really bad analogy yo [Music] is that Pokemon oh I can't I can't do it anymore all right no more common interests we're just raw dogging it how you doing good how you doing you're the first normal person amongst like 10 different peepees yeah exactly I'm like I know I'm drunk I just finished my bottle off what do I cool hello what you doing Spider-Man can you floss for me oh you can still floss with a cast I guess you yeah you can't really floss with the Beautiful cast though yo I took you a second they are God bro oh my God I like how close you got to the camera wait no it took me a second I'm like because you have makeup on for a minute so I'm like no I know wait okay I never realized like I'm never gonna meet a streamer you know like it's crazy man you know it's how God works for real so like you know I'll praise to the most high yeah he was just texting me the other day actually oh for real yeah he was like we should do a video together you met him before right yeah a couple times how tall is he he's a brick wall bro a brick wall yeah wait a minute everybody been telling me like all my friends said he's like swole as hell yeah and don't tell anyone but he has a big butt I don't think he likes to talk about it hahaha oh my goodness well you have a good day you too I hope you um just be successful do you want to say anything in my Youtube video um I just hope that everybody lives good life and just you know like stay blessed and everything like that I'm crying man yo my neighbors are actually gonna think I'm getting murdered hi you're lying get this wrong I could get this wrong your Pokemon oh my God oh my God I got a screen recorder holy [ __ ] I like your hair the curls are curling how do you do that wrap it on your finger me too oh I can't believe this you know that's nice to meet you too you want oh why aren't you wearing a shirt [ __ ] hot are you wearing pants yes do they stay on well generally pants you know they have a tendency to come on and off but they are currently on yes and they will remain on yes for the duration of this conversation correct yeah absolutely Shake on it got it okay nice to meet you what's your name oh nice to meet you as well Alex how you doing I'm good my name's Candace hi Candace what you up to Candace nuts fit in your mouth oh one way to find out that's a great answer thank you I really needed that for a video hey I know it is so hard to find normal people on this app do you guys see all the little Willies up around here the what the dinkies it's so gross where are you guys from Africa oh my God amazing you know I'm actually from North Africa Morocco nice yes how did you know you can already see it makes sense you have like a YouTube you guys want to be in my YouTube video yeah yes you guys have beautiful teeth can I just say [Applause] thank you the pearly whites oh we okay what do you want to see for the YouTube video do you guys want to tell us a secret give us something spicy spicy do you guys have any crushes on anyone right now okay what's he like what's he like tall okay I have an idea tell us your crush on the off chance he watches the video and he likes you back okay but it's a smashing so don't worry yeah yeah do it do it his name is fiso fiso yeah fiso if you're out there thank you guys so much it was nice meeting you bye bye stay safe on Omegle definitely oh my heart all right thank you guys so much for watching I hope you enjoyed my first over I was first ever I hope you guys enjoyed my first ever Omegle video if you liked it hit that like button maybe I'll do another one you gotta tell me you really liked it though okay all right bye guys