So I played Pragmata again..
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The streamer announces they will play Pragmata, does some quick training, and sets expectations for how often to stream the game.
Asmongold dives back into Pragmata, tweaking builds, grinding regulators, and riffing with fans while chasing upgrades and chasing the moon’s mysteries.
Summary
Asmongold is back with Pragmata, streaming his return and treating the stream as a live, evolving playthrough. He talks about balancing promises with hype, shows off cabin collectibles, and shares his decision-making process for loadouts, including freezing and confusing enemies and prioritizing drones and hacking mods. He cements his preference for the pistol over larger weapons in several firefights, then experiments with a photon laser and homing missiles on the moon, weighing DPS against practicality. The stream blends combat mutability with narrative beats, as he uncovers memory drops, limb regulators, and a regulator in the Terror Dome, while bantering with viewers about difficulty, strategy, and his own playstyle. He references Edus and Diana, hints at deeper story moments, and tracks upgrades at a rapid clip—chips, stamps, and shelter enhancements—while narrating his progress through the Luna mines and beyond. The vibe remains relentlessly high-energy: micromanaging hacks, decoys, and crowd reactions, all while trying to optimize gear for a late-game boss rush. By the end, he’s stacking mods, swapping primary weapons, and plotting next-stream momentum, teasing a potential beat of Pragmata in coming sessions. Overall, it’s a charismatic, listener-friendly window into a long-form, unedited gameplay session with occasional meta-commentary on game design and streaming culture.
Key Takeaways
- Upgrading and stacking cabin rewards is as important as combat: triple bingo, memory boxes, and memory series complete achievements unlock meaningful boosts for hacking and survivability.
- Pistol weapon handling is preferred in large fights due to tactile feel and accuracy, outperforming shotgun/laser hybrids in multiple encounters.
- Photon laser with drone support dramatically increases DPS and area control, making it a standout choice once unlocked and upgraded.
- Drones and decoys become essential as the fight intensity ramps up, with the drone hive and decoy generator dramatically shifting clutch moments in boss and elite encounters.
- Strategic use of hacks (freeze, confuse, multi-hack) can disable or control elites, turning seemingly hopeless battles into favorable outcomes.
- Moon exploration introduces new environmental mechanics (low gravity, EC thrusters) that change movement and combat pacing, demanding adaptive tactics.
- Regularly upgrading gear (chips, gate keys, shelter level) accelerates progression and unlocks new routes and bosses, keeping the stream momentum high.
Who Is This For?
Essential viewing for Pragmata fans and long-form stream viewers who want to see how a seasoned player experiments with loadouts, engages with the cabin system, and handles high-difficulty combat in a live setting.
Notable Quotes
"“I’m going to upgrade this one too. It’s a lot of DPS.”"
—Deciding on upgrading the photon laser and other weapons to maximize DPS.
"“Pistol is better. It’s more tactile, more accurate.”"
—Expressing preference for pistol in combat over other weapons.
"“Massive DPS. This laser beam is ridiculous.”"
—Highlighting the photon laser’s power during a boss fight.
"“Drones attack all.”"
—Noting the impact of drone support in combat sequences.
"“I think we just ball out, cuz I think it makes it more interesting.”"
—Choosing to push upgrades rather than play it safe for a more entertaining stream.
Questions This Video Answers
- How does Asmongold optimize Pragmata loadouts for late-game boss fights?
- What cabin system rewards unlock in Pragmata and how do they affect gameplay?
- Which weapons does Asmongold prefer in Pragmata and why?
- How do hacking mods like freeze, confuse, and multi-hack influence combat in Pragmata?
- What new environment mechanics appear in Pragmata's moon zones and how do they affect movement and combat?
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Full Transcript
I promised you guys I'd play more Pragmata today. I'm going to fulfill that promise. Let's play the game. Let me get to it. And uh I I did the little the little training exercises and everything and I got into it. I uh yeah, we're going to get to it. The cops. We'll watch that tomorrow. I said we'll watch it tomorrow. I never promised. I said we'll look at it tomorrow. And uh maybe it'll be that one. Maybe it'll be another one. I don't want to do it every day. I don't want it to be a thing like so I understand the way people do things, right?
where like I want to make it to where there's never a point where people can expect it cuz I want to make people excited for it. Right. And so make it every day. I make it most days. I make it a lot of days. How about that? How about how about happen a lot of days? Right. It's a deal, not a promise. Totally different. You're right about that. You've been itching to play this again, bro. Yeah, I have. It's a great game. It's a really fun game. I like it a lot. And I went and I I went through like the zones I already already completed.
And I did this stuff with them, right? Just to like kind of get an idea of, you know, like what to expect. What's that? And I'll show y'all. Look at this. I got a little bit more upgraded. But obviously, I didn't do anything new in the game. And I got some more presents for uh for the little [ __ ] here, too. Uh let me go back. I'll pull this up. Oh, the cabin figurines. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. So, let's go here. And where's the little [ __ ] There. There she is. Okay. Even big bots don't stand a chance when we work together.
True base. Give present. Give a crayons crayon. All right. All right. Oh, there it is. A cabin coin. I like those. Memory series complete. Replicating related objects. Ooh, damn. Wait, we did it. Wait a minute. Wait, what the [ __ ] Look, we collected the entire series. You must spend every day on Earth in fun places. Oh my god. Damn, we made her a little playroom. That's crazy. Big bots don't stand a chance when we Okay, now I give her a skateboard. Okay, if she gets hurt, we just we just uh replace her, replace the leg or something like that, right?
Huh? It's a board with wheels. That's right. Am I supposed to ride it? Yeah, [ __ ] Yes. Oh, yeah. That thing. That thing. Wait, what's this? Wait, what's she doing? Ah, the ball's rolling away. Can I kick it around? I can't. Okay, so I did all these. Let make sure I get them all. Ball away, but somehow it rolls off. Yeah, cuz it's a [ __ ] ball. up to put it back but end up playing with it again. Jesus. That's just what it wants. Sometimes toys and books just pull your strings like that. Wow. Pull strings. How?
Beats me. It's a metaphor. Maybe they don't like being left alone. How nice, right? And so anyway, let me go back. All right. I'm going to I'm going to do the little cabin thing. Okay. So, cabin stamp club. All right. So, we already did ooh a stamp board overclocked weaponry. Chargeable weapons charge 30% faster. Reduces damage received by 20%. I don't really give a [ __ ] about this, but I kind of want this, too. A triple bingo. And I have nine. So maybe I should just get both of them. Honestly, why don't I just get both of them?
Let me do this. Oh, there it is. Triple bingo. Congratulations. Oh, okay. I already got it. All right. So, I I I don't want to deal with a new outfit. I don't give a [ __ ] about outfit. Okay. [ __ ] base. There we go. Got it. Temporarily stop their movements. Okay. So, I can freeze them and stop them in place. So, I feel like that's actually really good. I'm going to use that. And then we're going to do this. And I'm thinking about we're going to get a red gate key. And there we go. And I'm going to make sure I Oh, hacking node duration by 20%.
That's a lot. Okay. And cradle infiltration log. All right. Let me do this one, too. Oh, yes. This is one of our stun is good items. All right. Let me get this one, too. Direct hit from enemies no longer reset the hacking matrix. Oh, actually that's really good. Bingo. No. Good. Okay. So, what's this? We change clothes. I look good, man. What are y'all talking about? Okay. Make it uh deal more damage. All right, that's fine. And let me do I guess I probably should get the triple bingo, right? So, I can get this drone hive.
I'm going to just loot all these. [ __ ] it. Who cares? Spiderbot data. A secret report. I don't even know what the [ __ ] this is. Let me get this, too. Reassembler bot. That seems good. There it is. Double bingo. So, one more and I get this. That's going to be huge for me. Massive. Okay. And I did I did the training, by the way. I completed all of them soon. I did I did them all last night. So, I got all that done, but I didn't do any of the I didn't do any of the story, obviously.
So, that way you guys can watch it. Okay, let's do it. Open the tram terminal. Okay. And we're going to do the load out and one more hacking mod. Uh the what I want to use is What do y'all think? Conf. I think we get rid of decode. I I'm going to get rid of decode and we're going to do I'm thinking about freeze. I think if we do freeze and then we also do confuse and that way like that's more CC and control like that's what I care and also the multiattack too obviously and want to make sure I get my weapons locked in.
Okay, so my gun is good. This gun is good. That gun is good. This gun is good. DS does this matter? Like is it the same [ __ ] gun? Like it's it's black. I don't give a [ __ ] about that. All right. Now, let's go to the new zone. Let's do it this time. So, let me go Terror Dome. Thunderdome. Let's do it. Wait, this game has combat? It does. I'm ready to do it. Oh [ __ ] Find eight. You know where we can find this eight character? Um, nope. Well, guess we'll figure it out along the way.
Okay. Ooh, look at that. God damn. You can almost smell the nature. God damn, that's a big ass area. Holy [ __ ] Took some serious funding. I better pay up when I get back. Yeah, it's a lot of [ __ ] money. All right, let me go get the other item. They said there's one over here, too. Birds. I thought there were other animals here, too. Okay, I think I can get that, right? There's no way I can't. There's no way I can't. Honestly, like uh this is just really the gameplay of a champion, I would say. Uh I don't know how else you can really describe it besides that.
Um okay, let's go over here. I mean, you guys just know like everybody knows that's the way it is. You remember anything about it? No, I just felt like I've heard her voice before. Oh, what's that? Oh, there's another one. Only about it. Huh? Not every day you can meet someone who can talk using a cat. Says do not touch. Pretty strange. It doesn't say don't shoot. See how we can't reach. Wait, what? Oh [ __ ] I hit Oh no, I hit the [ __ ] Oops. I hit the wrong button. I hit the wrong button. I I aled on one guy.
I'm so stupid. That's fine. Doesn't matter. Um it it doesn't make a difference. Okay. Uh let's see. Do I want to do that? I'm not going to worry about that. Let's just move forward, guys. Let's go. Oh, right. Perfect timing. That Bob's got a highowered blade. So the heck was that? So much for the beauty of nature. So that was the freeze. Damn. Oh, he got double [ __ ] You guys see that? I shot him with the the [ __ ] the charge. Oh my. You're flexing on him. Yeah, I did. Let's check it out. All right. Right.
All right. All right. Let's go. Move in. Abnormal plant growth detected. Oh. Oh, we got trees and [ __ ] in this game. Regulators. Wait, what? Reinitializing plant morphology. They're dreeing the area. That's bad, right? Feel like that's bad. Hello, this is Ed. That's the [ __ ] I hate him. Access detected. Disabling remote connection. Damn, Edis is playing games with us Yeah, he's [ __ ] around. Getting smaller. But then Edis got in Can I? Okay, let's get that locked in. Oh, I see. It's inside this. Can you hear me? Oh, it's the girl. Hello. You're here. Thank you. You're close now.
Just take the central lift and it there. Okay, let's go. What are we supposed to do about this big old tree in the way? Kill it. Reboot the two limb regulators. One limb regulators. And the tree here should dissipate. Okay, so I have to kill the tree on the moon. It's a bad tree. Okay, hang in there. there's got to be way. Well, let's go. Be careful, Hugh. I'm trying. What? What the [ __ ] Just you up. Got it. Right. Right. I I got to be 100% focused. Be careful. Cut. Cut. Oh, execute. Get the ass.
There it is. Okay. Right on. Oh, I see. I see. I see. It's a laser. I didn't know that. Okay. I I didn't know. I I know what he's doing. Got him. Understand now. Got him. Jesus, bro. Like, that was I took a little bit of damage there. I shouldn't be taking damage as a mistake, but I I just I wasn't ready for that yet. I should have used another bomb, honestly. Like, I'm kind of down. I should have decoyed, too. If I had done that, it would have been better. Have you seen any whales on the moon?
There's no moon whales. All the whales are on Earth and like SeaWorld and [ __ ] Chat room usage. What the hell is this? Pass through decontamination room. You choose either the room freely. Okay, so we got to go through cam up a bit. Oh yeah, my bad. Want to continue here. Let me Let me get that to right here. That should be better. Okay, good. All right, let's get it. Pick one right. That was kind of hard, honestly. Three mobs, three of the big boys like that. That was harder than I thought it was going to be.
Okay. Well, I'm just going to go to A. Uh, let's see. Do I have everything I need? Uh, I'm going to assume there's going to be an AoE area. Oh, well, you're not like the others. Whoa, that's a new type of mob. It might shoot something out of those rounds. Yeah, now it's my turn. Okay. Do it again. Why they move like that, man? It's just annoying when they move. Watch out. There's more. Okay, I got it. I got it. Stop moving, man. I hate that they move there. Okay, good. Stand. Just stand still and let me hit you.
And never move. This will make more. Never move. Let me just kill you with no effort, obviously. Oh, I got a confuse, too. That's good. Distraction. All right, let's eeny meeny miny. Um, let's go through here. Turn it back down. Oh, [ __ ] bro. Like another one. Here they come again. Be careful. Kill this one first. Take that. Good job. Get on this guy. He's a shooting to me. I'm going to keep them about the same. Reload both of them. You got him. I keep going through. I'm using the bonuses when I shouldn't be using the bonuses.
I should honestly I I probably should be doing a better job with that, but I'm just not doing it. What difficulty am I on? Uh the the the difficult one. I'm on the difficult difficulty. What is Yeah, I don't know really what it is. If you're up for the challenge. If I'm up for the challenge, long dick. All right, let's do it. I don't die. Is this the right way? No. Guess we'll find out. Oh, [ __ ] They're giving me Oh, man. I'm going to use this just so I have more ammo. Oh, this is we're we're It's so over.
Look at overdrive protocol building up. What? Oh, it's a laser. I sp I'm I'm I'm spaghetti. I'm spaghetti. I don't think I should use my I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I didn't think I actually jump through this. I thought I could jump through. that was decent. Could have been better. Could have been worse. Let me heal again. This has got some useful stuff. I need healed. Okay. Uh charge crucifer. Let's get that. That's my main upgrade. Okay. I've got honestly I've got to stop dropping. Like I shouldn't have done that.
Honestly, I should have used that for the next room. I think that was a mistake I made. Oh boy. This will turn It's got a high energy capacitator. What the heck? The devil. It means its attacks might be bigger. Well, why didn't you say that earlier? If only you had a unit that delete nose. I owe you one mo again. Jesus, dude. I really am. I'm I'm that guy. That was easy, dude. What? This is so much for machine. All right. I'm going to confuse him. Get ready. [ __ ] I hit the wrong button. Can I wait for this to go up or wait?
I'm a [ __ ] I'm a [ __ ] Now it's my turn. [ __ ] I trying to heal or get my ammo back. You're moving up. Got it. Long dick him. Long dick him next. Now what? Now what? Who? Who's it? Who else? Who else? That was the easiest game of my life. I've never played easier game than that. It was the easiest game ever. Okay, I'mma pick that up. Pick this up. That was close, man. That was Oh, I got to use this. I didn't even know that. Okay. All right. All right. Let's move. Can I go through here?
I don't think I can go through here, right? Can I see? All right. Let's move. And there's one up there. All right, let's move. Where? Where? Where do there be? This isn't still that red zone. Like that red zone [ __ ] Like I I got to get more health back. like cheap shot attack power attacking enemies from behind. That's not good. Okay. Uh let's see here. Emergency response. Okay, that's good. Reboot the rebooters. Almost forgot about the limb regulator. Oh, what the hell is this? Training data. Oh, these are like more missions I can do. I know what that is.
Yeah. What's this? What is that? Like a dog. And now we got deer. They look like family. Uh-huh. What do you mean family? [ __ ] is fun. So, their DNA is a 50% match. Mhm. Well, a family isn't just what's in your DNA. It isn't. Not at all. I mean, I was adopted. Adopted. Yeah. When a family takes you in as their own, even though we don't share the same DNA. So, like she got adopted kind of. See, think about it. What's this? New look a new unit. Pulse carbone. A level nine. Oh, wait. That's a new main Oh, I got a new main gun.
We're here. Deli sure didn't skimp on security. Is it good? I don't know if it is or not. Let's find out. The trees by the left are getting smaller. Yeah, I didn't know that at all. If it's right, there's still one more left. Okay, well, we got that one done. That was easy. Oh, well done. The other regulator is in the next sector. Diana, right? Where is it? I don't know where it is. That's me. You thought of it. Okay, I'm just looking around. Make sure I don't miss anything. I kind of should I should probably get more heels.
We'll do. But I'm just going to big dick it. Those are butterflies. A butterfree. Not sure what kind, though. They drink nectar, right? Yeah, they do. Yeah. Stuff's pretty sweet. Guess liking sweet things is something we both share. Is bitter bad then? Yes. Bitter is bad. Bad. It's just Let me practice this gun right now. I want to practice the way it shoots. I don't know if I like this gun. I I don't like it. Like I'm I'm going to not move. I'm I'm just going to shoot. I'm going to show you all the the bullet spread.
Okay. I'm going to kill the butterflies. That's crazy, bro. Like that's like an AK-47 in Counterstrike. Let's practice it with this guy. Hey heat gauge. Oh good job. Get I mean like that's good but it's not tactile. Like I feel like the other gun's better. Hey, like is aim for the head. Oh, do I need to do that? I didn't know the head was like a special spot. okay. All right. All right. Maybe I spoke too soon. Like this shockwave gun. We don't want that. What's this? Okay, so let me guess. I got to go up to I can hear a [ __ ] I can hear the [ __ ] up there.
Okay, so I guess what do I what do I do? I'm going to just go down here. See what happens. Oh, what's this? Here they come again. See like see how long it takes for it to reload. Right off. I feel like it's okay, but like I'm really liking the pistol a lot more. I'm going to be real. Like I I'm just I'm liking the pistol more. Like this is decent. Terror dome. Uh each chip one stage of growth. Okay, that's I guess that's good. Chip holds a license organic plant material. Oh no. Shot pistol man.
Yeah. Then use the pistol. No, I'm going to complain about it for two more hours. Yeah, I I was I was actually thinking that I would complain about it for two more hours and then maybe after that I could change what I'm doing. But honestly, maybe not even then. Maybe I'll just keep complaining. Yeah. Oh, you guys go only 2 hours. Okay, so what the hell? What the hell do I do? All right, let me think right now. Okay, so we've got a lot of these Try putting the chip into the machine. Hugh, it's working.
That'll do. Let's jump across. Uh, hey [ __ ] Targeting sensor. Yay. It's over. That was pretty good. Like the damage that did was really really good. But I don't really feel like that's worth it. I don't I'm not really Where is he? He's making that noise. You hear that? That's a special collectible. [ __ ] I can't find him. Robot chicken more to the left. I see. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Thank you. Thank you. I cheated. Thank you. Thank you for helping me cheat. This is an unethical play through. What's this? Is this a Is this a magic wall?
Let's have a Get the [ __ ] out of here wall. All right. That's a lot of money. You guys see that? vanishing act. Okay. So, how the [ __ ] do I Oh, I got to go over from there and I got Y'all see how it's how you know what I'm saying? Let me get that. I wonder if it's on a timer. So, I didn't even see that. Bro, it's that beeping stressed me out. Like I would have done that way faster if it wasn't for that beeping. Okay, we got it. Race you rolling for hardcore. You think I'm going to play that [ __ ] I ain't playing that [ __ ] I'm done with that.
Like WoW, like maybe one day I'll play WoW if they if they decide that um heterosexual males are their target audience again. Cuz right now it doesn't seem that way to me. But what's this? Oh, what's it? Look at all the trees. Pretty cool. Now, where's that regulator hiding? Maybe over there. Through that. Those days are long gone, brother. Through. How are we going to get there? What if I can kill this? Not a bad idea. Dead rock. Let's go find some chips. Nice, dude. I'm going to get so many [ __ ] upgrades. Okay, so I have to get three potato chips.
I don't even have one of these, right? Okay, good. I I don't want to have to do it. Okay, so can't forget you. Honestly, like I could go back and upgrade, but I'm thinking like I think we just ball out, right? Is that what you guys are thinking? We just ball out? Like who cares? Yeah, let's ball out cuz I think that makes it more interesting, right? Like or at least it does to me. Okay. Um, can I come back down from here? Like I don't know if that's really the right uh I got to loot that, but I I I'll be back there anyway.
It doesn't matter. What? What are y'all doing? Look out. Scootering around. Y'all trying to Y'all trying to spin on me? Trying to He's trying to spin on a Dark Souls legend. I did Elder Ring, bro. I beat Elden Ring. This ain't [ __ ] to me. What? I got hit. Okay, I did it with a shield build. I don't know about this, man. I really don't know about this. I got him. I'll be right back. Running. Look out. Nope. You want to dick on me? You trying to dick on me? You can't stun him. Right on. This what they always try and do, bro.
Here it comes. Look out. Watch that. See? Stun him. Eat this, bro. Look at this. Jesus. That was brutal. Like, how did I miss every grenade? Did you guys notice that? I missed every [ __ ] grenade. That was embarrassing. All right, I got to I got another heal. So, I'm totally out of heals. Any reasonable person right now would upgrade. Thinks I found anm. Let me see. Okay. I can't get that, can I? There's no way I can get that, can I? Um, no. No. Okay. All right. I just want to double check. Make sure I go around here.
Nothing. All right. Let's go. Turn on aim assist. I'm going to turn on mod assist. And you going to get banned? Cuz apparently, you know, like apparently that might have to happen. It's lasers warming up. What? What do you mean lasers down here? Who Who's laser? Oh, that laser. Watch out. There's more. Get ready. Oh, it's this [ __ ] sucker. I know what these cop I didn't realize there was one of these [ __ ] suckers. How you like this? Damn it. How the [ __ ] did I miss that? Okay, good. Can I go through the door? No, I can't.
All right, that was hard, man. God damn. There's a chip over there. That was a lot of guys. Jesus. How the [ __ ] did I miss that? Two more left. Okay, two more chips. Take long. Ooh, a memory. Where are we? What's this? What do you want? Oh, y'all were right actually about those head shot. I didn't realize they went that hard. Did you guys see that? Please be a heal. It's not. Okay, let's move. You can't go around. Yeah, he got he got destroyed. Am data. Okay, so way to get him from here. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
New sticky bombs. Temporally shrink the hacking matrix. Deal damage on explosion. I feel like What's this for? Is this like is this like if you're [ __ ] Mark the bot. And it's matrix, too. I I guess I'm just going to use it, right? I might as well just get it. But like, let's check it out. I feel like I don't really need that. All right. All right. Okay. Let's go around. Oops. I'm going I'll use those. See what activated. Well, that seems pretty easy. I I really honestly I should just quit this game. I'm thinking I was thinking maybe I should just quit.
I I guess it's he's resetting or something like that. You're going down. Dodge. Yeah, these sticky bombs are good, but like I'm just not feeling like they're that great. How the [ __ ] can I please execute you? That was a pretty hard mob to kill. That guy had a lot of health. Okay, let me look around. Uh, is there anything else I need to look at here? No, not really. Okay, let's go. Yeah, he had a lot of health. It's an elite mob. Yeah, I guess so. Yay. Okay, we got two. One more to go. let's wrap this up.
I am still feeling like the shot the the pistol was better. I'm still feeling like it was better by like a pretty large margin, too. Now we can enter a red zone. Okay. Uh, let's see. How do I get in there? I guess I have to drop down into it. It looks like I do. Oh, I come up from it. Okay. I really should I honestly I really should just get my get my reset, right? Aggressive defense. That's pretty good actually. Like if you make a mistake, it's going to be so tough. That seems like a really good mistake.
You upgrade the rifle like your pistol. Maybe you're right. That was easy. Time to die. Let's go. Initiate simulation. Holy moly. The buff won't react well to that. Uh-huh. Let's give him a little shot. I should be able to execute that and then I won't take damage, right? Yeah. See, I was in the animation. No, no, not the big [ __ ] Okay. Put him into here. I'm like struggling. I'm struggling. Oh, wait. I was in that. How the [ __ ] was I in that? No, I wasn't. Yeah. Incoming. Jesus, this guy has so much [ __ ] health. maybe I'm going to use another one of these.
and I'll be able to execute. That's going to hit me. Electricity is going to hit me. Never mind. No, it didn't. Okay. Jesus, man. That was brutal. I wish I got more more health out of that. Like I I am I am I'm I'm running on fumes, man. Okay, let's get that. And let's get this easy. Yeah, I Oh, I haven't been using my decoys here. Oh jeez, it's so over. Oh, it is so over. Okay, let's go. Great. Just great. Okay, these are easy. I'm not even going to use my box right. Okay, I'm just reloading right now.
[ __ ] I thought I would hit him. Okay, he's going to die anyway. Watch out. Get my ammo back cuz you know like after this one is going to be the real cop. Wait, that's it? Oh, that was nothing. Good job. Get back. What you overdrive portable? Careful. It's going to jump. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Incom Okay, he's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. Please son him there. I don't know why I never use my decoys. I I don't I should have used the decoys. I just never think of it. I never think of using the decoys.
I don't know why I should have used them. I didn't use them. Like, that was stupid. Okay, but it's okay. We We barely survived. Okay. And that went kind of well, I guess. I think that I can't really survive that much longer. I'm pretty much I'm I'm literally one hit, right? Is everything sorted for the big inspection by management next week? Yeah, we just need to list the so sample data from the lightning labs we ran earlier. Uh the study to enrich with nitrogen oxide. I always use the old lightning. I used the old exactly when I need to use the old.
Did I Did I need to use it? I don't know. Am I alive? So, I didn't need to use the old. I did it perfectly. Too cost prohibitive. But if we use lightning generators made for limb, we can get positive results at a fraction of the price. He was boring. You keep fighting the same thing. This might be what we back in the dead zones. Like they have a lot of mob variety. Very good. What are y'all talking about? Like that? That's who said that? What [ __ ] said that? Okay, good. Last one. And now we're talking.
Here we go. More chips. Make sure I look around. Make sure I don't miss anything. Um, there's items up there, but how do I get up there? Can I? No. How the [ __ ] do you get up there? I mean, like, theoretically Oh. Oh, I see. I see. It's not even meant to go up there. Okay, that probably will be later on. I can't wait to see what it is. Okay, let's go down here. Let's reboot that regulator and go help. All right. Yep. Close test area. Ooh, that's a big boy. That was the boss. Got him.
Oh, this is the the rim thing. A balloon. I can't wait to get that. I'm detecting a mod. Got to get a mod, right? Got to get a mod. Wait, a mod. Well, when you put it that way, how can I resist? Ah, dude. I don't know how I can get over there, though. I think I've already been there before. I couldn't find it. Yeah, I don't know how to get there. Okay, I I think that at this point I have to I I have to just reset. I have to reset. I'm just looking around to make sure I don't have anything else left over cuz I don't want to have to do this.
Oh. Oh, wait. Oh, [ __ ] I didn't see this. Can I just get that? No. Okay. I have I I come to that later. Shelter. Yeah. Okay. Let's go. Carrying the little girl. The cyber. There is no island. There is no island. What are you talking about? So, I feel like we used the pistol. I do. I feel like the pistol is more tactile. It's more controlled. I have a higher accuracy with it, and it's just better. Like, I I don't feel good. Oh, wait. Let me give her the balloon. If we reboot one more limb.
There you go. There you go. I like that. There you go. One cabin coin. You I've got a surprise. You're going to love it. Wait, really? What do I get? Thanks for everything. I better get What is this new upgrade? So, do you like it? It's uh that cat again. I drew lots, but this one turned out the best, so I'm giving it to you. I thought it was going to be a weapon It's actually pretty good. upgrade, bro. like, "Oh my god, you're floating." Oh my god, man. Okay, let me go. I'm going to use this.
And I'm thinking right now, primary unit. Does this matter? Like I feel like I'm just going to use I'm going to upgrade this right now. And then I'm going to do I'm going to I'm going to do another primary. And then I'm going to do uh hacking. Yeah, we're going to hack right there. Okay, so now now we're now we're all the way out. And then I'm going to use this and printable inventory has been expanded. Okay, I'm never going to use this sticky bomb piece of [ __ ] ever. I don't want it. So the double charge for the piercer.
How do we feel about double charge? That's how we feel about double charge. I just got it. I didn't even ask you guys. Okay, critical damage. I don't care about that. offensive node. Um, I don't really think that I I need that, do I? Like, I feel like I don't really need that. Multi hack. I could upgrade abilities. Auto hack. I mean, what is this, like an autoplay [ __ ] thing? I'm not going to get that. And I could also get my repair bonus. Like, how do we feel about repair bonus? I'm thinking that we do freeze.
Why don't we just do all three of these? I think let's just do all three of Like I don't think that multihack was the right decision, but I just did it anyway. I get confused again. And then expose. I'm not even going to use expose. And I'm not going to use auto hack either. And I can't use this now. And so now I probably should use the riot blaster. Like logically I should use riot blaster and then I should have damage and ammo capacity. So this way I have like even more attacks for my attacks.
I feel like that seems like a very good decision. And then the blast radius would be huge cuz I keep missing like I keep missing all my attacks like a [ __ ] idiot. So I'm feeling really good about that. And let me make sure. How many how many stamps do we have? How many stamps do we have? Two. I need two more. Oh, what's this? Optimal performance. increases number of Oh, well that's [ __ ] insane. I'm going to get that. Duh. Oh, you have quite the eye organ. Oh, I'm going to get this so I can get the triple bingo.
So, what does this do? Uh, defense unit, select weapon, deploys dr. You can switch weapons while drones are active. Yeah, that's insane. That That's ridiculous. Wait, that does four damage? That sucks. What? What do you mean four damage? Much appreciated. What do you mean? Stagger though. I already invested so much into this, man. Like I did like I invested a lot into the decoy generator. Like I feel like the decoy generator is better. Like I'm gonna stick with the decoys honestly. Like I am like I I think that Oh, change. Yeah, I'm going to use honestly guys like I think this this gun sucks.
Like I would much rather have The one you never use. All right. Fine. Fine. Fine. No, you got me. You got me. Okay. And so let me go back. I'm going to do this again. Confuse. And then uh freeze. Okay. That's good. Mods. Since we don't have any new mods, so we're just going to stick with this. That's fine. Okay. There any of these I don't need? Attack power 10 m open uh timing. Uh behind damage while shooting damage uh direction hacking mage is stupid. Chargeable weapons go faster hacking node duration. Um I don't really care about that a lot.
I mean I I don't think let's just let's stick with this. Like this is like the other ones like what I have right now is always good and I feel like that makes it Yeah. See, I thought I had the wrong one on. Okay, let's do it. We got to go back. Uh yeah, it's this one. Grab charge rate. I don't think I need to. I think I can just be defensive cuz I can dodge while charging. Like if I couldn't dodge while charging, then I would do what you said. But I can. So I don't.
Okay, watch this. I'm gonna retreat this entire area. See this? It works. As it should. Still doesn't have branches. Just need to slot in one more chip and I think we're set. One mo again. This is where we can reach that door. Can't believe we had to go through all this from one regulator. Feeling good, huh? How about that? So, let's go in here. And let's go. We're making really good progress, by the way. Like, we haven't died or like had any sort of like setback yet. Hopefully. Hopefully, we don't, right? And I also got all my [ __ ] back, so that's really good.
Got it. Better stay on our toes. Okay, it's time to die. You guys ready? So, if I just pull this out and I use it right now and I activate. So, I don't even need to think about it. [ __ ] this guy again. I think they were testing. Stay away from the red circle. Step up. Reload. Reload. Come on. Enough already. I got Wait. I hate my life. I hate it. Wow. H how can one person be that Okay, I I'm going to kill him. Chararding again. What are you doing? What are you doing? What you doing in my game, dude?
Sweet. No, no, I figured I'd just shoot it in the normal spot. Back off. Damn. I feel like it didn't even do that much. Jesus up already. Like I I feel like I need to be doing more damage. I'm barely doing anything to him. I suck. I I I can't do nothing. I'm a little [ __ ] What's he doing? What's he doing? What's he doing? He's getting his ass beat. Take this. Come on. Come on. Wait, that did like nothing. Okay, I'm going to just overdrive. I'm going to just overdrive right now. Initiate. I'm just I'm mad because it's taking so long.
Here's his turn. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing in my game? What's he doing? Nope. Here he comes. What are you doing? Nope. Nope. No. Wait. What? Get the [ __ ] out of here. I was I I WAS OUT of that. I dodged. [ __ ] this. [ __ ] this. Wait, what? I got hit twice. Oh, it's the electricity. Oh. okay. See, I'm I didn't know that. I I was stupid. I I was stupid. I didn't know that. Okay. So, where can I can I get him to run into it? Universe. We dude.
Shut up. I'm trying. What do you think I'm trying to do? Got it. Another one. Get ready, He's dead. He's 100% dead, right? He's still not dead. How are you not dead? [ __ ] you. Get out of here. that's right, idiot. The drones attack all. I really need to get back into the habit. We can use this to stop like doing something besides just hitting the same button. I was so stressed out. I was scared, man. I was so scared. Okay. Well, let me make sure I didn't miss anything else, right? No, I didn't. Oh. Oh, I did.
I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. Never mind. At least we got all our upgrades, right? I mean, like, it could have been a lot better. Could have been a lot worse. Regulator. That's a fake wall. I can tell. I look at it. I know it's a fake wall. Mhm. Now, maybe we can upgrade our stuff. Okay, let's do it. We got to move forward. The robots disintegrated. Yeah, a little bit. Oh, I didn't hit the old way. What the We got another one of those. We need a lot more of those.
I guess I just jump down. Yeah. Ooh, special box. We need those. firmware suit updator. What the hell does this do? Is this like a Oh my god. Now I have to swap between more weapons. Now you can hold more units. Won't say no to that. [ __ ] I got so many weapons I got to hold on to now. Okay. And how do I change that though? Is it X? Okay, so I hit it twice. It doesn't Okay, got it. Of all the easy to understand this thing. I mean, I don't know why I need to know that.
I'm just going to use the pistol every time. Doesn't matter. The trees are gone. Then let's get on that lift and go. get on the lift. Make sure I don't miss anything else. maybe I could get a little bit of I go over to here. I feel like I was I supposed to do this? Wait, am I supposed to be here right now? Oh. Oh, I know what this is. This is where the carbine was. Okay. Oh [ __ ] I didn't see that. Oh, but I can still I can I can still get it. I I go up here.
It tells me to go up here. Didn't tell me to do that. No, it's good to see a game that's a new IP come out. Like I think that there are very many uh like kind of like remakes, redoss, and you know uh flowers. Ooh, I wonder. like I feel like that's definitely like kind of a a negative with a lot of gaming now is that you have like a level of syiness that you know everything is kind of subservient to Oh, damn. I could have got that, too. That sounds like fun. I could go down.
I'll I'll get it later. All right, let's go. So, it could just be like uh upgrade materials, a new IP that isn't Concord. Yeah. Yeah. A non Concord IP that made you. I don't think so. I do feel like people were afraid because like after Concord I think people are afraid of new IPs. I I just feel like because like they don't want to have like uh you know their game be the next Concord obviously. We better step off. Okay. Ooh. Ooh. What's this? Precision shot. That is [ __ ] insane. That's really, really good. Yeah, I'm definitely going to use that.
Okay, they said there was one of those little things down here, right? Yeah, it was. Move your dust. Yeah, like bullet time. Yeah, kind of. Right. And like I That's what I need. I I need more upgrades like that. Oh, what the hell is this? What the [ __ ] Oh, is that the cat? Oh, [ __ ] Diana, you're here. Oh, it's another girl. Thank you. Is she about to die? So, you're eight. What on earth happened here? While I was preparing to depart for Earth, a moonquake struck, damaging Edus. The bots, these trees, everything went out of control.
You can see how well I fared. You [ __ ] up big time. Give me a second. I use bathroom. Yeah, major [ __ ] up. Another kid. Pedo X2. Yeah. Yeah. Don't tell Twitter about this. we're back. Sorry about that. Now we're Resume. Moon quake. I lost my team when I hit. Damn. Oh, those are the three guys that died. If we can access the main I bet not all three of them are dead, right? Eat us off. Another one. As Pragmata, we're equipped with the ability to overwrite a systems programming. That same power lies within you, Diana.
Ooh, you're special. Like that in my memory. I see. How unfortunate. Well, let's see what we can do about that tree. Yeah. He's like, "All right, you [ __ ] idiots talk to each other." Oh, so we can turn the tree off. That's That's a good idea. I'm no help. That's not true. You've made it this far, haven't you? We can stop Edus together. Doesn't look like we can do anything here. Soil research. There's another place we can check. We'll shut Edus down and then we'll head to Earth. Let's go. Hold on, Eight. We'll get you out of Okay, that went pretty well.
You look like twins. Find the underground in limb regulator. It sure seemed driven. What the hell is that? Oh, I guess it must be here. Go to Earth. But guess that'll come after closer up. Should be another regulator down below. Yeah, I can clear Let's go find it. Damn, this area is crazy. Ooh, I didn't even notice I was going this way. We get a bonus box. What's in the box? A coin. You can get for that at the shelter. That's I can get that mod item for it. Oh, the sound of waves. Wait, what the [ __ ] Wait, is that the sea?
what? I thought What about But I thought we was on the moon. Is this the What the hell is going on? Damn, that looks really nice. You've been to the sea before on Earth? Of course I have. Got a house with a view and everything. A house. We'd head down to the water anytime we felt like taking a break from it all. Ocean Breeze does a number on the paint, but still the breeze in the paint. I didn't expect there to be like an ocean area in the game. It'll make sense when you see it.
That looks really nice. You know, back on Earth. Oh, he's going to take her back to Earth. You're just going to stay here when this is all done? What do you mean, what does she want? It's a robot. I want to go to Earth with you. Can I really go? Then then I can go see your house and the ocean and real trees. You bet. Wow. Okay, but we got to help eight first, And then we can all go to Earth Oh, boy. You playing an Artemis mission? Yeah. We're going to build a a a Trump resort on the moon.
was going to say America just to flex on the Chinese. Not for any other particular reason that's beneficial, but just to flex on. Let's finish this. Can't keep waiting. Just in case they forgot, you know. Okay, let me get this. What is this? What the hell is this? Dark as hell. Was I supposed to do this? What the hell is this? A VR. Oh, it's training data. there's a broken Changing the admin access level on EIS. is that even possible? That's actually good. I got that. There's a bunch of security to stop it. Okay, there's nothing else here, right?
It looks like there is not. Okay, let's get the [ __ ] out of here. That was crazy. See, I didn't expect that. This does look really nice. Can I go in the water? No. I guess we got to go up there. Yeah, this looks really, really good. I wonder if she's going to die. I bet she going to die. Uh, is this what I was supposed to do? Like, oh, I didn't see that. How did I not see that? Yeah, we're going to have to kill her. Another damn lock door. Here's one. there it is. You get that.
What do you want? Hello. See what I said about like my gun? Like that does so much more damage. That's two. Maybe we should hire our own bot to do this for us. No way. That was easy. Okay, so we only got two though. I don't know where the [ __ ] the other ones are. Um, all right. Let's look around. Oh, there's a box in here, right? There's got to be a box. Did I go in here? I forgot if I went in here or not. No, I obviously didn't watched. Oh [ __ ] It's an invisible one.
And there's three. One more to go. That's invisible. I I can see that's an invisible mob, right? Scattered all these turmoil. That's a literally invisible mob. But I I can I can see I can see him. Get the [ __ ] out of here. Get the [ __ ] out of here. I can see invisible mobs. Bro, that was a joke. Okay, so let me look. And I got that. And we go get this. Oh, no. What's this here? Photonis laser. Powerful attack unit shoots contra. Oh, it's it's actually a laser. Wait, that's badass. Even Toughbots will blast against that high powered laser.
That's That's insane. Or wait, how how how do I do the the weapon swap? Okay, I just click it. Okay, that's easy. Continuous damage. Um the [ __ ] beam. You know what? Yes. We got one more. I hope I don't have to deal with another one. Oh, wait. Why? I thought I did this. Look out for charging. Okay, so let me try and use it. Wait, this thing's [ __ ] insane. That's That's ridiculous. This is the best gun in the game. And also I can upgrade it too. Oh, what? Careful. What? It's going to jump. If only we had a human that hit me.
So, I'm going to try and hit it right now. Look at that damage. Don't go in. This is a crazy amount of damage. So then I could also use this if I wanted to as well. I feel like I'm start I'm starting to I'm starting to put myself in a situation. As I freezed his ass. That was easy. Oh, I didn't use my drones, man. I need to keep using Damn, [ __ ] moving. That's all of them. Let's keep up the pace. Okay, we got that unlocked. That's good. And then Oh, I get a bonus one.
Okay, so before I do that, I want to get this other box. What's wrong? They're trying. They try and get me, bro. Like I can see them. Use the drone. No, not yet. Double. It's big. Save the forest. No, I'm trying to despawn the forest. I have to despawn it. Make sure I didn't miss anything. Of course I did. Probably loot that maybe. But I don't know if I I don't know if I should go down there. Like maybe I'll focus on this. Shockwave gun. Uh I'm not going to use that. I'd rather have one laser than four shotgun shells.
Like I'm going to be honest. Like I I really really like the shotgun a lot. Or sorry, the laser a lot. Especially cuz I have the double upgrade. That's a lot of limb. Okay, so we upgraded everything and now we have Okay, I can't get any of that. I can't get this. I can't go to there. I have to go to here. Okay, let's go here. There should be co-op. Yeah, super play in character. I I do think that um I I think this game is definitely like it's one of those games where like if they add like DLC for the game, I think people will will play it.
I think so. I I think that it's a it's a good game. I don't know if I'm going the right way or like I'm like [ __ ] up. Oh, god damn it. Another one. God damn, bro. Like really? Over protocol at the rate. Make sure I get this loaded up. Oh, you want to do Wait, why? Trying to hide. take this. Hopefully I can get something where I get like Oh [ __ ] I got another bonus out of that. That was really good. Okay, let's go. That was great. Got you, [ __ ] Okay, let's open this up. I haven't taken any damage, so I feel like there's no reason for me to heal.
Okay, let's go. Like I'm I'm slightly I've taken like one or two hits, but that's it. Okay. What's that? Is that going to hurt me? You That device is emitting some kind of jamming signal. If we touch it, I won't be able to hack. What the heck are we supposed to do? Just do it. Yeah. I mean, yeah, just just hit it. Just jump over it, then hit it. It's pretty simple, really. Just do it. Do you think this is game of the year potential? I think that it's too small in scope, and I don't think that like I don't see there's a world where Resident Evil Reququum, which is like a generationally good game, is going to come out behind this game.
But I do think that I mean just for a lot of reasons like fan base uh you know like playability like Resident Evil Reququum was also really good. So like I I'm not really expecting to see that but at the same time looks like that door's blocked. Yeah, that tree is in our way. I can tell there's some [ __ ] going on here. I told you like I I bullets right off. I I can just honestly guys like I have like a [ __ ] detector that like sometimes I just know that it's there. Like I I I can just tell like I can tell like I'm getting [ __ ] with right now.
Like there's some [ __ ] happening. Especially like the moment that I saw this, I was like, "Wait a minute. I bet they're going to try to lead you into this and this [ __ ] is going to grab you from behind then." That was what I was thinking. Clankers be sneaky. They sure do. You have to have the uh the gamer's insight. Okay, I'm dreeing the area. Tree problem. You think eight trees is gone now, too? Seems like it only got rid of the trees in here. Wait a minute. Okay, so I went through here, right? Not coming in through here.
That's why that was just where I was at. Okay. All right, we got to go this way. Make sure I double check. Look around. Nothing else. Okay, good. There could be a chest there. Is that an invisible wall? No, maybe it's not. No, it's not. I didn't think so. Okay. Wait, didn't it say there was like one of those little things down here? Oh, is on another four. Okay. All right. Do it. Oh my god. You're going to [ __ ] me around like this. I'mma just I'm a big dick on him. Dude, it's actually such a good gun.
It's actually such a ridiculously disgusting good gun. Oh my god, what a gun. Got more company. Did you see that? I got it. Jesus, man. Be careful, man. Yeah. Like that went really really well. Okay, so I came in through cuz there's nothing here, right? I don't have to do this. Okay, good. All right, so let me look. I think I came in through here, right? Yeah. Yeah, this is new. Okay, I got confused for a second. Okay. Well, I mean, obviously we're going to go with this. Like that's like my f that is my favorite gun.
Like even though I like the laser is really good, but I like the other one more. there's a lot of other doors I haven't opened yet. Let me try and go through. Well, this Yeah, this is obviously like the first door open. How do I get into there? Oh, I have to open the door. Okay. I heard you're transferring. Um, how do I do that? But how do I get in there? Why is that? Weren't you anything to get into reset? Do I shoot this? No. I guess it'll maybe it it'll probably show itself later on.
Oh, this could be it. This could be it right here. How many mouse traps are they going to set for us? And hopefully I can come in right from the bottom, right? Yeah, this has got to be it. easiest game of my life. I got a swing, too. I can't wait to get back to the shelter. Is this like the new It's like a new Japanese like [ __ ] scop to have people have kids. Is that what the game's for? Okay. This is a lot of stuff. Yes, I think so, too. Easy. Wonder what we can get for that at the shelter.
Can I go all the way over there? I don't have the Do I I don't even know if I can do that, dude. I'm not even close. Enough already. Overdrive protocol activated. Oh, I'm making mistakes. I I didn't know what's going on. Okay. Uh or wait, should I just fight him over here? Oh crap. Stupid. Um incoming. My god. My god. Caught me by surprise. Decoy, bro. I just caught like I wasn't I wasn't mentally prepared for that. Okay, let me go back. But y'all have to understand that like with me, I I I plan everything out uh ahead of time.
And if I can't do that, I I crash out. Okay. Um I could fully upgrade my gun or I could upgrade this again. I'm going to I'm going to do this. And I'm going to do this too. Hacking damage, too. Yeah. I I have to like like any sort of like flow state gameplay I will totally [ __ ] up. Okay, so drone state. Do I get this? I kind of want to get the blast radius for this. I'm going to get the blast radius right now. And I'm going to get the drone hive because I really like the drone hive.
Actually, I haven't even really used it. And I can also get photon laser, too. Yeah, I'm going to fully upgrade this D spawn hub area. I've only died twice in the game. Like that's the second time I've ever died. Okay, that's good. And yeah, like I I've I've died very very rarely, but you know, mistakes happen, right? Okay, so all right, so this is set up. That's perfect. This is perfect. Okay, freeze. Confuse. Okay, good. Oh, expo. I don't want expose. Want multi hack. All right, all this should be perfect. Play off stream. Oh, Windows.
Yeah, I have. I've been playing that a lot. It's a very, very good game. I like it a lot. It's a super fun game. Computer bot that shot those weird mines at us. Let me go over here. Yeah, they always seem to do it when we're distracted, too. When those things explode, I've got to stay more focused. Place if they hit. And let me just check this. This hits me, right? Hacking won't work. Oh, it jams you. Oh, okay. I thought it did damage cuz it was red. Yeah, I I I totally got that wrong.
Okay, let's keep moving. Let's get that box. Did I go down here? Feel like I'm confusing myself. I I did this right. You got to stop the jammer first. Got it. I can't. I'm I'm like I'm I'm spaghetting. I'm spaghetti. I I can't Why is it not working? Wait, can I cancel this? How do I cancel it? All right, there. All right, that was really confusing. Sorry, it really kind of threw me off when I died. I [ __ ] my I'm a little bit tilted. I got killed. You're dead. I'm saving everything. Oh, right. I forgot about these.
Yeah, let's do this. Ugly clankers. All right. All right. Now, now we're fully ready. We're not going to have any more mistakes. Nothing stupid's going to happen. Okay, let's do this. No fuckups, no mistakes. And I'm going to automatically This place's moving up. Get him. Okay. All right. So, that was a lot better, wasn't it? Holy [ __ ] that was embarrassing. I got killed on that last one. Jesus Christ. Oh, he's How did I mess that up? It was that thing. That [ __ ] distracted me. Wait. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Those guys are careful.
Oh no. I may Oh god. Okay. All right. All right. I have to just stay stay focused and be smart. Get back. Okay. Got it. Careful. Going to jump overall at the rate. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. We're not We don't need to use anything yet. Let me confuse the enemies. Okay, I'm making a lot of mistakes right now. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I just got to I I got to I got to lock in. I got to lock in. They can't do anything to me, but I can't do anything to them.
Okay, there he's confused. Okay, then I go over to him. Oh, [ __ ] It wasn't open. I didn't even mean to use that. It's a mistake. Okay, actually I should focus on him I use the decoys. I use the decoys. Yes. Get down on the ground, [ __ ] That's going to stun him. I thought it would get stunned. Got him. Taking this. Yes. He's still not dead. What? Now he's dead. Okay. Got him. He's shooting me. Got it. This just means might be upgrading their attackable, man. Ah, I almost got [ __ ] I did. I'm going to be real.
Like, those drones came in like they they were so useful. That was insane. Use that to help me hack. Okay. And let me get a new photon laser, too. All right. We're totally locked in. Everything's perfect now. Let's go. Roach cane lives on. Yeah, barely. I'm nervous. I'm nervous. I feel like there's some [ __ ] that's about to happen in here. is there's got to be some [ __ ] that's is going to happen in here or something. Like I'm just I'm just thinking about Oh, I don't know what this is. My [ __ ] sense is tingling. Yeah. Like I feel like something's going on.
Like I'm gonna get stabbed in the back or Okay. So, we don't have to go there. Okay. And there was a thing in here, I'm not ready for that. Let me get this before something happen. Yeah. I'm I'm just thinking, man, it's going to be some [ __ ] looking around. Okay. All right. Maybe maybe things are okay. Like I just I thought honestly I thought there was going to be two of those invisible [ __ ] man. That's what I thought it was going to be. Which like honestly those guys like they're not even that hard to kill.
It's just that like I mean you can't [ __ ] up, right? Do not enter. Okay. So I'm not supposed to go in That's what it says. I'm glad we found you. All right, move around. That's not it. Is there's going to be an invisible guy. Like I I I know he's I I know I know it's a matter of if, not it's a matter of when and not if. All this gunk. You think the quakes caused The makeup of this stuff is all wrong. I just don't know where. Like it's corrupted or something. Must have been working on something special down here.
Let's go down here. You know the game now? Yeah, I know the game. I I know everything about it. Going down. Of course, the regulator's close. Okay, here we go. You think our regulator is down there? Only one way to find out. Wait, what? Wait, I'm supposed to. Okay. All right. All right. Let's do it. Wait, this is a boss. [ __ ] I didn't even realize that. Is Was it like a spider? There it is. That's what we're here for. No. No. It's going to be some [ __ ] going to come down to free eight, right? A It's going to be something.
Watch. Watch. Get ready. I [ __ ] Hello, unregistered guests. I told you guys your presence here is a violation of cradle control protocol. Please stand by while we remove you. If I trigger Yeah. Who's this? Was this a centipede? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I wonder if I have to shoot the tail. Why would you make something like that? Okay, take it out. Yeah. Is it tracking? No. So that's the time where I can really do damage. What? I Oh, I was zoomed in. That's why. I don't know if I'm doing this too much. Watch out for his tail.
Oh crap. [ __ ] dude. It has so much health. Oh, [ __ ] I hit the wrong button. Okay. Or wait. Or wait. What am I doing? Okay, I got him. I I got I got the killer. Get right over. Do it. See what happens. What do I have to do? Oh [ __ ] Okay, got it. Easy. Bro, I'm stressed. I'm stressed. I'm really kind of stressed out. I don't know how I like I thought that was a perfect dodge, honestly. Like, I really do. I don't know how it wasn't a perfect. Okay, I know how that one was.
You leave it over here. Trap. I don't know what they mean by that. Oh, I see. I see now. Oh, but like there's one over there. Why am I a dick sucker? Okay, I'm going hit it. I had to take this. I had to I'm running on fumes almost. So good job. Energy level climbing. going to do it again. I should honestly I should not even try. Can I get another like a [ __ ] like a thing? Like where where's like a thing? Oh, I get this. I don't want that. Let me get this. I don't know how that should have hit me.
bro. It's getting mad now. Jesus, dude. I don't know. That's really bad. That's really bad. Am I dead now? Wow. Amazing. That's a kill. I'm out of I'm out of my guns. I mean, I think I'm going to kill him. It's just it like Oh, maybe I should jump that actually. Jes license key. God ass. And there's all the [ __ ] guns. Dude, I should have been paying attention. Like, that would have made it way [ __ ] easier. Oh my god. Okay. Um All right. Well, hey, I beat it without Oh, I got a new level for my thing.
Oh, it's huge. Okay, here we go. It doesn't matter. We beat it. That's what matters. Where? What? Oh. Oh, here it is. Now we can go help eight. Yep. Let's go. What if he's evil? What if he's evil? What if we shouldn't help him? coming a decoy gun. Yeah, like I just I didn't use any of the uh I didn't know I was about to fight a boss. I didn't I didn't redo my guns. Well, I can finally move again. I made a couple of good calls doing that fight, though. Like, I feel like I did all right.
Well, not yet anyway. Oh, he's still in a box. There really is no more time to spare. No more time. Stop Eus. Hello, this is Eus. Yo, what's up, [ __ ] I have detected an unexpected loss of biioaterial in this sector. I will be sealing this area indefinitely. Have a wonderful day. You got to be kidding me. It's trying to trap us. We got to get out of here. But Diana, give me your hand. I entrust this memory to you. With it, you will learn how to stop Edus. Take it and finish the task I started.
Hey, what are you doing? She's downloading. We can do this. We are now. Time's up. We're leaving. Hey. Did you finish the download? Well, [ __ ] man. God damn. A new destination has been added to the tram line. The Luna are now accessible. Damn, the mines. Oh [ __ ] Okay, let me go this way. Once we gear up, we're leaving the vehicle. There's no shelter license key authenticated. All right, now we get more upgrades. New functions have been added to the cabin system. Level three shelter level upgraded. Central terminals now loaded with shiny new stuff. going replicator Sigma now online and ready to serve.
Great. It's lit. We elect all by herself. Uh, [ __ ] him. That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking [ __ ] said's main frame is at the mines. He gives a [ __ ] man. Yeah, I think so. The kids yearn for the mines. True. Flowers. Are these the ones from the Terror dome? Ooh, that's the one. You tell me a story. All right, we get another present. I give her a swing. Oh, don't tell me I'm going to push this [ __ ] thing on a swing. Please, bro. You have you ever played on one of these before? Yeah, [ __ ] obviously. I used to have one of these, too.
Wow. Wow. How nice. [ __ ] idiot. Never thought swinging would be this fun. Oh, Jesus. Okay. All right. Let me see what this is. Uh, upgraded limits. All right. Good. And so, I don't even need that. Like, I already spent all my [ __ ] anyway. It doesn't even matter. Okay. So, now we got to get this. And I'm thinking about maybe we do a little bit of I think we do the big dick on the charge blaster. Honestly, I'm thinking big dick on the charge Maybe the photon laser. Actually, you know what? Let's do the photon laser.
Let's do that. And I feel like cuz that's the right decision. And then with this Oh, a mod slot. Okay. Why obviously I have to get this. This easiest decision I've ever made in my life. So, and then I get this too. Stamp board selection has recently and then stamp situation improved. Oh, I have a new one now. Okay. Okay. So, we've got four of these. And bingo is drain. That's pretty good. Adds an active hacking node. That seems really good, but I don't know if it's really that good. Okay, so I can bingo this.
Oh, I can bingo it right Look at this. I also got a red gate key. Yeah, like a a heal. A heal is really Bingo. Like I I don't know really if I should use that though. Like that's the thing is like if I get that I mean I'm not really dying anyway, right? So, like I I mean, when am I really going to give a [ __ ] Oh my god, there's a lot of these. Okay. Uh, let's see. I'm not even going to think about that right now. Let me go. What does this say? What's that?
What's that? Okay, we got all these. And we got this, too. Okay, these are the This is like all the art and everything. Here. All right, we made good progress right now. All right, let's go. All right, stop ignoring acute interactions with Diana. Wait, who? Okay, give me a minute. Let me look. All right, so multi hack, freeze, confuse, and drain. I think we honestly I think we're going to do multihack. I honestly don't even think I should use Like I I really I'm just kidding, guys. I'm just kidding. She's very She's nice. She's You know, it's it's you know, I I get it.
I get it, guys. I get it. activating fast moves successfully starts a period with slow time. I mean like this is obviously the best one, right? I mean like this is some [ __ ] like uh Matrix [ __ ] so we're obviously going to go with that. And then weapon load out. Wait, what happened to my weapon? Oh, I didn't have the drones. All right, let's do it. Lunar Mines. She's nice. Someone even call her the best. She all right? Guess that stuff is the main frame, right? I guess. Right. I'm not saying like for sure, but she all right.
What's this? Environment optimization. What? What? Entering low gravity environment. Please proceed with caution. This is going to take some getting used to. Feels kind of floaty. Ew. I can see the Nex tower. So, that's where is? It's pretty far off. Wish we had a shuttle or something. What we need that for? Just go get it. There's no way I got to go over there, right? Okay. So, let me see. All right. Uh, I'm going to get that. I'm going to get this right now. Oh [ __ ] Okay. Um, let me just follow the directions for now.
Right. [ __ ] around. So, now I'm actually on the moon. The tower's right there. Why we got to take the long way around? Okay. Okay. So, am I back in the Things sure feel different when the gravity shifts. Is it different? Well, my thrusters push us farther, but they're harder to control. Uh-oh. Not great to me. That's kind of a cool thing. I I didn't expect that to happen. That looks really cool. Okay, we'll go down. I bet we could use those platforms to get across. Look at that. Thrusters and see if you can make it.
Well, before I do that, I want to go down here and get this. I want to get this first. See, I saw that over here. I was like, I got to get this right now. Clean. Hopefully, this is something good. I'm curious what this slow time shit's Equilibrium. Uh, EC thrusters. EC thrusters. That can help you keep going even if you get hit. What the [ __ ] is EC Thruster? Probably like emergency something, right? That's like your That's the perfect dodge. Wait, really? So like you heal by getting by dodging. That's badass if that's true. Like I don't even know if I believe that.
Okay. Oh. Oh, I got Oh, there's another new gun. Homing missiles. That does a lot of damage. That does a shitload of damage. But like, is it better than mine though? Like, okay, I'm going to just use it since it's something new and watch those bots kaboom. Like, I I'll use it just cuz you guys, I'm sure want to watch like a new weapon. The thrusters alone won't cut it. Let's look for another way. All right, I'm walk around. I owe you one. These moon boys are [ __ ] annoying. I hit the wrong button. Okay, nice.
I got it back. Okay, perfect. That's actually kind of hard. Let me get that item. Jordas. Yeah, they had a lot of health. Like I I didn't expect to have that much health. So, like, what do y'all think about the rocket launcher? I think it's like it it it's good, but is it like is it like crazy good? I don't know if it's crazy good. I think it's just all right. Let me kill whatever the hell this thing is. No. No. Stop scootering around. I might just do a little bit of that. We did it.
I didn't mean to stun it there. I just didn't have uh I hit the wrong button. Okay, so I did that. I don't know if I can go up here or not. Let me see if I can Oh, I get it. A container. Okay, I could do the trick. Perfect. Oh, I didn't even know I was supposed to do that. I was just hitting buttons. Yeah, I wasn't even paying attention. Let's get this doing my part. Completionist. I'm not really completioning like the the game right now. I'm just playing it. Honestly, I'm kind of just doing it.
I'm doing me. I feel like we're getting a we're getting a lot of stuff done though. Like I did beat like so I went back cuz I was like I should probably like learn how to actually play the game, right? Cuz a lot of times like whenever I play a game on stream, I won't really figure out like how to actually play because I'm like kind of focused on streaming. So like a lot of times like after the first day I play a game, I'll try to like play it a little bit off stream to like get kind of a better idea on like what to expect.
I think there's going to be some [ __ ] here, right? No. Okay. Warning. Unauthorized presence detected in the mining. Luna digger. Luna digger and remove these intruders. You, something's coming. What the? Look at the size of that. So, that's the Luna Digger, huh? this is going to be a nightmare. Well, I don't think I can go all the way over Don't step on the sand. Why don't the Why not? Is the sand bad? Oh, it's like dune. Couldn't have just stuck with digging, could you? I didn't realize that. I don't think it normally attacks humans. It's a spice.
I'm the spice. Thought these things were built to steer clear of people. Freeze. Uh, let's loot that. But that system is now what's tracking us. Guess we have Edis to thank for that, too. I'll be protocol. I'm standing. Nothing, bro. I thought it was going to be way harder. Honestly, guys, I hate to say it. I'm just going to replace the uh the homie missiles. Like, I I I like the laser more. And the missiles are nice, but like the laser the the beam is just [ __ ] ridiculous and the laser is like super upgraded. Like, I'm just not seeing a world where I do that.
is mid. I mean, I don't think it's even really mid. Like, I think that there are definitely uses for it. It's just that inside of those slots, the other two weapons just do more damage. They do. And like, maybe there's a new way. Okay, this why I got to go across. Spotted. I am [ __ ] I didn't even know it was going to happen. I thought that me going into a combat mode was that because I was like [ __ ] uh I was fighting that other thing, right? Or like it was that uh that the worm cuz it it put my my my display up and I was like, "Oh shit." Like but I thought it was just the worm.
Apparently not. Huh? Huh? That's what I thought. Easy. Too easy. Let me get that. Jesus, that guy got destroyed. Cooked him. I did to get back to the 5,000 damage, by the way. Holy [ __ ] That's a lot of damage. Look around real quick. Make sure I don't miss anything. Oh, no, I didn't. At least I don't think I did. Okay, pick that up. Loot this. Oh, it's time. Should we take a break? Yeah, actually I probably got I probably take a break. Just go a little bit late. I'm probably going to play more of this tomorrow.
I'm thinking about I might actually just beat the game. I'm feeling like maybe I just beat the game. What do y'all think? Maybe I just beat it cuz I feel like it's probably I probably made one one or two more streams I beat the game cuz especially cuz I'm I'm getting a lot of uh I'm making a lot of progress. We'll just have to make our way through facility. Yeah, guess we're taking them does not deal damage. Why the [ __ ] would I want something that doesn't deal damage? What do you think I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] Of course I don't want that cuz I want something that doesn't do damage.
Like what the [ __ ] Obviously not. But yeah. Anyway, how much is left? I don't know really. Um like I uh I played it like probably like what the total back. Don't get excavated. Don't get excavated. We need to work on your jokes. doing damage is so two minutes ago. Yeah, I know. [ __ ] that. Okay, let me go back. I'll go back to the town. But yeah, uh this game is very good and um it's a it's a very measured like good experience. Probably psych you out for some weak sauce shield. Yeah, maybe. But I'm feeling like probably like if if it if it's this way like I think I can beat it maybe in like one or two more streams.
You like that weapon, huh? I do, [ __ ] Where's this? That Luna digger came out of nowhere. Do this, too. Campfire. It's welldesigned. Yeah, it it's a welldesigned. I think that's a really good way to say it, man. Yeah, it's a well-designed game. It's a new game plus. Oh, yeah. They probably have that fire. Anyway, like I would expect they probably have a new game plus maybe like a little bit of harder difficulty, right? Something like that. That's kind of what I would guess. Um, I'm going to just hit this right And then I'm going to do a little bit of the hacking.
It's not a movie. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it definitely like And that's another thing, too, is like the game is actually a game. Like I don't know about you guys, but like there are so many of these games, man, where it's like they're not video games. They're just not video games. And like that's one thing that really annoys the [ __ ] out of me. Overheat more. Oh, that's actually kind of good. The Last of Us's fault. Yeah. Like I mean they're like an interactive story and I get like I mean some people like that and that's you know that's great.
I'm happy for him but personally I don't like that. I don't want to do that. I want to play a [ __ ] video game, man. I want to be a vid I want to be playing a video game. There are art projects. Yeah, there art projects, man. And it's just weird. Horizon game is a very similar fighting style. Maybe I should play it. All right. Right now, I'm just playing Windrose. I've been putting in a lot of hours into that game. It's been really good. I think I probably have like two or three more days of playing it until I beat it.
But I'm going to try and enjoy it. One Rose definitely seems goatated. Yeah, it does. I have bigger bow yet. No help. You going to play NE? Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to play it when it comes out. Game looks amazing. Tremendous game. Looking forward to the new Diablo expansion. I didn't even know it's in like 10 days, right? Yeah, I'll play the new Diablo expansion. I hate to say it. I probably just played that anime game the day after, though. I just don't really I don't really see it as like a crazy I don't know.
There's Mongill stole Stardive. Yeah, I saw some people got sponsored for that [ __ ] but that game look like garbage. Look like Tower of Fantasy. Immortal Shell 2. Yeah, I lo in a new POE 2 league. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too, man. That was a pirate sailing part of That's good. I think that I think that there's not enough islands and there's too many ships. Personally, what's been your favorite uh game to grind in the last year? Probably Crimson Desert. Like Crimson Desert was really good. Like I played the [ __ ] out of that game. I I was even happy.
I was happy when I got banned. I remember I read that I got banned. I said, "Yes, thank God, bro. Thank God. Yes." Cuz then it was like, "Okay, well, now I'm going to be able to finish the game. Hey, I was throwing Hernand not surprised. It puts me off the game and the music during the fight sequences not my thing. I honestly like I was just thinking about killing the [ __ ] guy. I didn't even think about the music. I'm fire. I don't know how it works. Maybe I should use this more for this heat gauge.
Yeah. You know what? I'm going to buy That's better. I like that a lot more. It's like you can just spam it. You do a one and two or three, you know? Let me finish the game on stream. I feel like I have to rate this game one out of 10. I would give it an eight I think it's an eight so far. It gets better. Yeah, no doubt. But I'm going to get to it. I'm going to probably go eat and chill out and I'll be back on tomorrow, boys. Thank y'all very much for watching.
I appreciate it. And I will see y'all then. Till next time, boys. Please
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