So I Tried Pragmata..

So, I did promise and I did say and I have been looking forward to playing Pragmata. Gentlemen, let's try this [ __ ] out. Let's see what it's like. Oh, we're doing this like in two years, by the way. Is this Starfield again? It's like a Starfield ship. Oh. Oh [ __ ] It's a moon base. I repeat, this is research vessel Eurotus. Identification number Delta Lima Papa 12 niner4 alpha. Over. Mhm. This is research vessel Urus. Edis, do you copy? Over. Uh, Elon, what the [ __ ] I know. Still no response from the base. Oh, is that my guy? Guess the reports were right. Okay. No AI. All right. No auto landing. We're going in manually. Wait a minute. Wait. I'm already in the game. Just hold on to your lunch. Bring it in. Hugh. Sending control your way. Roger. Oh [ __ ] Okay, let's do it. The manual control confirmed. Whoa. Wait. I don't know if this is me playing or not. Starting LSTV check. Lights. Oh, lights on. Landing struts. Uh-oh. Down in green. It's necessary, maybe. I don't know yet. Operational. We're clear for landing. So, we're going to the moon now. Well, actually, we're at the moon. I wonder I bet the moon would be boring, bro. What would you even do? Oh, man. I can't believe they can just print something that big. Are you telling me you're flying on the moon? Luna filming for you. It's applications are practically endless. You can create almost anything as long as you have a blueprint. I need to do that with a girlfriend. It'd be nice if they could whip up someone to answer our call. Why would they? Yeah. See, we flew all the way out here to clean up some [ __ ] dinner. Least they could do is meet us in person. Well, then let's get in there and scope it out. Mhm. Corporate's waiting. I'm going go on there. Syuno Google do that. Oh god. Tomorrow we gaming now. Lock them down. So our second Google Doc is hit. It's just hit. Listen up. Battery's on, everyone. And don't forget to sink in. Is that a smartphone? Check. Wait. Oh, this is me. Okay. Yep. No problems. Loud and clear. Channel's online. Okay, let's move out. Let's get this [ __ ] Thanks for playing all these games the broke unemployed people can't play. Yeah, you everything the heck? Grab sinks aren't working. Wait, grab syncs? The hell is that? Ooh, watch your step. Ken, come on. Just just give me a moment here. Fall over. Fall over, stupid. Oh, nope. Where's our welcome party? Uh-huh. Can't believe I missed my daughter's birthday for this. You got kids? Sounds rough. Damn. Nah, I wouldn't trade it for a thing. So, the door opened and it cut out. That doesn't look good. Now what? Welcome to the crater. Initiating environmental optimization sequence. Oh, standby. They got to clean them up. All right, let's do it. Just get in and get out. Roger. Come on. What's even that? Wait, why I got a gun? Oh [ __ ] they're about to put me in the Oh [ __ ] This is me. All right, let's go. Let's go. It's me. Let's do it. Now what? That look cool, man. These people Damn, this game looks good. Not going to lie, kind of digging the view from here, too. This does look really good. To the cradle, right? This looks really, really good. Yo, you check out that big rig. Can it really make anything? You talking about that 3D printer? Sorry, not my thing. Hey, Nikki, fill us in. I see Earth, too. Do their homework. That's Africa. You can tell. I'm going on ahead. This is set in the year 2030. Printer. It's called a limb replicator. A limb replicator. What do you want to know? I don't know. What do I want to know? So, let's say you can print almost anything. I heard the stuff it makes breaks easy. So, it seems crazy they're printing something that big. Yeah, true. You're right. Limb products tend to be on the delicate side. Mhm. Mh. But it's just cheaper to rebuild something than to improve its quality. Wait, some things never change. You saying this place could just collapse at any second? That seems pretty bad, right? Come on, man. You know better than that. They wouldn't skimp on safety standards. Of course. Why would they ever do that yourself? It's cheaper to rebuild. Let me clarify. Uhoh. Buildings are made with a specialized replicator. Okay, let me go this way. What exactly? Luna is combined. Let me go over here. The stability has approved. Oh, do I have to jump over this? Well, why is why is the moon base a [ __ ] hole? The terminal's up. Oh, wait. Never mind. I was going to kill me. Time to test out your thrusters. How do I do that? You can climb the cargo to get up here. No stairs. Really? Um, construction still underway. Okay. Let me go around through here. Luna filament can absorb and copy information it comes in contact with required for various upgrades in a shelter. Okay, got it. All right, good. And so I need to get all the way up there with him. you over here. Yes, sir. I think the movement so far is pretty good. It feels like uh it feels reasonable. Ooh, I almost fell down. Okay. All right, we're good. Let's go, bro. Oh my god. Oh my. Bro, come on. Come on, dude. What a mess, dude. Come on. Not exactly a popular hangout, is it? Come on, man. Come on. Come on. Let's go. We got We got the place. [ __ ] There we go. Yes. All right. Let's go. It's like my room. What a [ __ ] hole. What happened? What's this rubble doing here? Oh, I don't know. What is it? We're going to need some backup. Oh, look at the people in the little [ __ ] things in the window. What is this? Wait, is this the girl? No. Welcome to the cradle. Please state your request, bro. He's mogging him hard. Look how big he is. Take us to the data center. As you wish. [ __ ] that [ __ ] Yeah. Sheesh. What went down here? Wait, they got lightsabers and [ __ ] We're going to be sending most of the people here back to Earth soon anyway. Just leave everything up to AI based. Yeah. And then they send us when the thing needs fixing. It's like I always say, you can't trust a bot. I don't know. Kind of like this one. Damn, bro. Like, man. Paul Clanker got a wireback. Yeah, something's off. Deli didn't go and fire everyone, did they? Mhm. Uh-oh. Are there earthquakes on the moon? I wonder. You feel that? Seismic activity detected. Yo, what the [ __ ] Uh, yo, get the [ __ ] out of there. Oh, we lost one. That's another one gone. Oh, are you all right here? Yeah, but our crew, they're gone. Watch out. Captain. So, three people just died out of nowhere. Oh, he did. God. See, never trust a bot. He didn't save him. Space is scary, but I was on the moon. Like, how did they get sucked out like that? Is that even a big deal? Warning. Suit integrity compromised. First aid protocol is offline. Nope. She going to shoot. Wait, is she going to kill me? All right. Oh, they're 3D printing his leg back. Integrating Luna Nano. Suit integrity stabilizing. Suit integrity. We got to get this. We got to get one of these in real life. This would be a good idea. repair. No, like 3D pre 3D print people's legs back. Vitals stable. Awakening subject H Williams. Damn. Wake up. Oh, what the [ __ ] There you are. I'll better. You patch me up. Yeah, cuz it's a [ __ ] robot, man. Duh. What the hell else is it going to do? Can't believe someone brought their kid out here. Hey. Um, hello. This is an autonomous base administrator. Unregistered guest identified. Walker, please remove him from the premises. Never trust the bot. Hey, watch out. There's something right here. Damn. Hell. Okay. Aim and fire. All right. That's pretty simple. Uh I'm I'm moving how I'm mot. Oh, come on. Damn it. Oh, what? What's she doing? What's she doing, [ __ ] Stop. Move. Stop, stupid, climbing up me like a raccoon. Bypassing first and second firewall control protocol. Analyzing. Converting the inter. She getting them with the laser. Visualization complete. Initiating hack. Oh [ __ ] Okay. Um, aim and then alt plus moving cursor. Okay. All right. Let me So hold. Okay. Um, what the heck was that? There's no time to explain. Shoot out. That's pretty easy. What did you just do? I have to. I'm going to shoot him right in the dick. Oh, get out of here, [ __ ] Tell me what's going on here. I'm D I Forget it. Let's give him away. that was easy. Captain, I destroyed him. Are you okay? Contact Earth. Uh-oh. Oh, the robot hates me. Captain. Captain. Damn it. Cut that dirt. How am I supposed to do that? Okay. App. Um, it's locked. I can open it. Okay. Do it. Uh, how does this work? What? It says W. Got it. Wait, what? Oh, what the hell? I got I don't know how I did that. Okay, repair cartilage. Uh, okay. Uh, Q to recover. Okay, that's pretty simple. And I press Q, right? For your safety. Okay, press Q to repair suit integrity. All right, got it. Okay, I got him. I got him leveled up. Can I get another one? Let me in. Think about how much money this is going to cost to repair. Not sure how much longer this place will last. We're not going to be able to spend it on bombs. I see the trap. That could be our Oh, just getting the ball. Yeah, I'm just going to go get the ball. Let's go. That's easy. What are you doing? I got to get more used to that. Passing during more enhances acne. Okay, as good as you passing again. Okay, easy enough. It feels kind of like Resident Evil cuz you don't have that many ammo. Okay, so what do I do now? Do I have to hack this WD? So, there's a not sure I can really count by Okay. Uh, dodging thruster gauge. Okay. control is dodge. Okay. I'm not going to try to dodge. I I don't need to dodge. Getting carried by robot kids. Okay, he's getting carried. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Reload. Reload. Got him. All right. Got his ass. That's no big deal. Okay, you better stay up there and I'll get us to that [ __ ] Got it. That's going to be annoying for me to learn how to do cuz I'm going to do it wrong. That's the reason why I jump over it. Oh, good. What's that? Emergency. You definitely need dodge in the future. Yeah, I changed that. Structural integrity of boarding dock below acceptable parameters. Ceiling access. Ceiling. How am I supposed to get back to my ship? They put me in the box. I'm in the pod. Wait, what? The hamster wheel. Yeah. Why the [ __ ] are we on the moon anyway? Then get the hell out of here. What the hell happened here? It seems like there's a mistake. Game looks great. I think it does. Okay, your turn. Just what are you? All right, you little [ __ ] DI03367, a state of the-art pragmatic created here at the cradle. I possess basic life-saving protocols. Okay. Okay, that's enough. Shut up. I don't need the users manual. All right, next question. What the hell is going on here? And why are these things trying to kill us? I don't know. What? Me? You don't know? State of the art, huh? Yeah. State of the more like to say the [ __ ] I can't believe they're all gone. All of his team just die instantly. I mean, doesn't he have like a cell phone? He calls somebody else. Hey, uh, D, uh, I am D03367, a state of pregnant. Hang on a second. Don't you have a name or something? I said I am D I look how about we call you Diana. Diana or Toby? Which one? From now on you can be Diana. How's that fit? I'm Hugh. I don't do babysitting, but I'm going to need your help. And uh Yeah. Hu. Uh, Diana, you Diana, Diana, you Diana, you Diana. Damn, [ __ ] He turned it off. Yes. That's you. It's [ __ ] Just like normal AI. That's great. matter and one adult male. We got to get this little [ __ ] over Welcome to the emergency shelter. Well, I got to click on this. Oh no. Reactating the filament repair portal. Oh, here. Give me one second. Let me do something. I got to do the stupid thing. Let me guess. I didn't I didn't confirm. Well, I did. Oh. Oh, it just doesn't let me do it now, right? I get I get Mhm. Automatic prepare. That's convenient. Yeah. No, no. I I just cuz cuz Dark Souls you dodge and space bar. Primary. That's my life. Ooh, level zero. I'm a loser. All right, the shelter. Looks like we got some backup power here. What do you want? Let's see if that trees through to Earth. Why isn't this working? 01 1 0 0 1 1 0 0. What the [ __ ] [ __ ] So, relay channels. Little [ __ ] know how to do that [ __ ] magic and [ __ ] The comm's tower. Ah, here we go. This binary the TR line leading to the solar running. If we got the main power back up, we don't have male and female. It's a robot way to the tower. What do you think? It's not even that far. Oh, it's hiding. Hey, What? See the spot? You think we can get here in one piece? Uh, I guess you wouldn't know that, would you? Nope. But I have an idea. What's the idea? Yeah. We'll go. And if you don't get hurt, that means it's safe. Wow, it's [ __ ] just like a real kid. Okay. Sh praying eyes. Okay. Safely upgrade, unlock abilities, adjust your load out. Okay, that's all fine. All right, let me try all this. F. Okay, how does this work? Use upgrade components to increase Hughes primary unit or suit performance and Diana's hacking ability. Okay, hacking damage. And I have zero. What is that square? That is a uh a box. Okay. And what about this? Okay. Weapons and terminal for acquiring and upgrading weapons. Exchange Luna filaments and Okay. Attachments. Okay. So, what is this? Uh, upgrade your repair cartridge and grease the various uh repair output and thrusters. Okay. I don't really have a lot of these, so I can't buy these yet. So, there's no reason to worry about that. And let me look around if there's anything else. I'll talk to this this thing here. Oh, it's got a bunch of those like little things. Okay, that's cool. That's nice. Wow. Oh, I I need to get that gun. You guys saw that last one. Okay. Um, let me talk to her. Talk. Well, let's try our best. Thank you. Yo, I'm going to need your support until I'm back home. It's pretty fun talking like this. Let's talk a bunch while we have the chance. Let Let's You really You really want to talk? So, Edis is the main AI that oversees the cradle. That's the bad guy. No, Edis only manages the bots, but those bots are pretty much everywhere. So, Edis is everywhere. Mhm. Who the hell thought that was a good idea? I don't know. That's a good question. Let me ask you something. Just how smart are you? Smart? What's that supposed to mean? I don't have any special add-ons installed. Oh, bro. So, you don't know anything about what's going on, bro? She got the default skin. No idea. So, you're about as useful as a chatbot, huh? It's a [ __ ] Read Earth's memory replicated. Mhm. Wait, what the hell was this? Click on this. Oh, I can't do that yet. Okay. And I don't know if I'm so Oh, what's this? A new suit. Um, is this any? Let me see what it looks like. I'm going to use the default one because I bet the animations for the other ones don't work inside of the cinematic and I want people to see it inside the cinematic. That's the only reason why. Change the girl. I don't give a [ __ ] about her. Give a [ __ ] about her. All right. You guys want to see it? I'll do it. That's [ __ ] [ __ ] That's kind of cool. That's all right. We're going to give her the normal one. Well, no. It is. Honestly, that's some girl [ __ ] bro. We're not into that. You should make for the power plant. I want skins for my weapons. Trace sectors. Okay. I'm pretty much good to go. Open the tram menu. Ride the tram. And my weapon load out. I got one weapon. Like, it's not really a lot I can decide, right? Like I literally have one gun. Okay. Ride the train the solar power plant. Okay. Let's go there. Um I'm going just click on this and see what happens. I don't know how this works. Did you like chat TPG? Yeah. Oh [ __ ] I got her. Why is it so dark? Guess no one's home. I think this whole sector is in emergency mode. Mhm. Restore functionality. Restart the main generator. The top four. Okay, that's simple. Looks like we have a power switch. Oh, what is this here? Okay, scan and see. Let's go find it. Okay. And let me go this way. Are there bad boys here? No. Okay. Okay, I'm looking around and go over here. What's this red thing? Oh, I'm going to go click on this. What does it happen? Dubous. That's it. Damn. Okay. The skin work in cinematic, by the way. It's a girl game. Uh, the top floor, huh? It is kind of a girl game, but I feel like are we good or are we good or back? Be careful. Initiate. I did it. What a [ __ ] bro. He trying to attack me. Why did it attack us? Did he do something? Try attack. Probably because just doing my job. Wait, wait. Okay. Um, operate terminals. Okay. In the inactive sectors. Okay. Got it. Confirm. Confirm. Does that count? I'm going practice it. Okay, got it. I'm never going to need to do that anyway. It doesn't matter. This [ __ ] sucker is going to come out of a box or something. Detected nearby. Be careful. Damn. What a loser. He's not good like I am. Okay, I understand now. Okay, I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm just not going to get it right now, but I'll get it. I I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. Watch. Watch. See, I got it. I told you I get it. That's hard. That's hard, bro. I'm getting Yeah, I'm getting placed. I am. I'm handling small stuffs and knocking out big tasks. They got it covered. There are no kids here, but if there were, they could probably handle them, too. And with Edith managing the lot, they're always The only time that I can do a puzzle like that very fast is between the hours. You know, like in uh Seven Deadly Sins, whenever Esganor can only function inside of like a very small time during the day. I'm like that with my brain. My brain can only function between 3 and 4 in the morning. That's it. It's the only time I can function. All the rest of the time I'm Just the way it is. Okay, that's where I came from. Let me go back. There's a box inside. Wait, did I miss something? No. Wait. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. That's good. I got gray. Okay, let's do this. What do you want? Starting pack. Yeah, let's do this. What a loser, [ __ ] Get the [ __ ] out of here. [ __ ] you. I run this [ __ ] Um, I'm going to go over here. Can I? No. Can I? No. I can't do anything. All right. All right. Let's go. We got to keep moving. How's the game? The game's good. Maybe it's a Luna filament printing error. That's a printing error. It's in our way. I mean, I feel like I probably can't kill it, so I'm going to disappoint. It's taking aim. Kill. Move. Stupid [ __ ] How you like this? It's over. See that? What the [ __ ] I hit the wrong button. Okay. Got it. That's hard. That's really hard cuz I don't really know how the way keys work. for all locations and now what do I need to go down to fully restore operations? Oh, there's going to be a guy. It's going to drop down on me. I know it. Starting to feel a bit unwelcome here. What is this? My fault. Oh, [ __ ] Damn, bro. Oh, like they they turned it up, huh? Nope. Okay, got it. Reload. Reload. Reload. Reload. Reload. Reload. Reload. Reload. Got it. You're not bad at this. Okay, good. Come on. We're not done yet. All right, let's do it. That went pretty well. Was a little bit hard, though. Okay. And hold E. Let's hold E on to target lock. Emergency exit allowing travel to and from the shelter allows leads to the lower tram stop. Okay. So, it's it's a bonfire. All right. Got it. And I don't want I don't want to do that. Do I? Do I want to do that? Oh. Oh, I get it. Okay. We can use this to go back to the shelter. Oh, wow. Good to know. Things get crazy, we can head back for a breather. [ __ ] Okay. All right. All right. Let's All right. That was that was easy. I mean, as always, I really am that guy. Okay. Wait. Oh, I could HAVE JUST OH, I COULD JUST TURN THE WHOLE THING OFF. OH, but how do I get up there? It's probably later on. It's probably later on. I don't have to think about it right now. Okay. W AW. Oh [ __ ] there's five seals. There we go. First one down. Hack the power terminals. Okay, let's You know there's going to be a [ __ ] here. What's this? Shockwave gun. Attack unit specializ frontal suppression. Powerful closer range shock waves makes enemies easier to stagger becomes less effective. Okay, it's a that's called a shock a shotgun. It's not a shock wave. It's a shotgun. Okay. And Okay, that's fine. All right, good. Cannot be printed. Oh, they can. Oh, I'm 3D printing up close. How many I put on two? Fat. This freaking thing is tough as hell. Oh my god. Did a lot of damage. I didn't realize it was going to do that. Got it, bro. He stomped me too. That boy was hard to kill. Easy enough disabled. Change camera to see your health. True. True. True. Give me one second. There it is. Now we be good. Okay. Uh there. Now you guys can see like that guy. That guy did a third of my health in one hit. That was brutal. Okay. So, let's go this way and up. You're liking the combat so far. It's pretty good. Yeah, it's unique. Um, I'll tell you I'll say it's definitely unique. Mark objectives and key points. Okay. All right, that was easy. yay. Got it. Dodge. Obviously, perfect dodge. I always do perfect dodges, but this is another instance of me doing a perfect dodge. Okay. Uh, wait. Actually, that was a lot that was a lot easier than I thought it was. Boop. B. Nope. All right. Got it. That was easy. And I can go get that. Oh, I get a new gun down there. Oh, let me go I'm I'm going to go get that. Okay. What is this? A stasis net. Uh, it expands on impact, immobilizing enemies in its radius for a short time. Okay, so that seems kind of useful. Oh, it stuns him so it's easier for me to kill him. Okay, that makes sense. You stop him and I'll pass him. And that's a three and then one. Okay, I I get All right. Okay. Um I'm a big [ __ ] You got to understand that. Two more to go. Okay. And I'm looking Oh, I can go. Maybe I can go get that right now. Y'all think I can go over there? I feel like I can't. I feel like there's no way I can make it over there. Here, let me let me try and do this first. I need this again. You're like a damn rat in a maze. Big fat doesn't look like you, huh? Whatever. Let's get this over with. I want uh Jesus Christ. I got a big dick on I'm trying to big dick on him. Wait, how do I even KILL THIS GUY? OH MY GOD, HE'S GOT A WEAK SPOT. I didn't even realize that. I don't know why I didn't know that. These are shooting to me. Okay, I'm dead. Okay, again. Okay. One more. One more. One more. One more. Got it. I I I didn't know that was the way it worked. That one's not that good at long. I'm learning. ABC. Always be learning. Okay. What's this? That was kind of hard. Honestly, that's uh that was like way harder than I thought it was going to be. That was four. I need to get my health back, honestly. Uh, let me heal. I'm going use my uh my my flask. Looks like the printing messed up here. Definitely can't go that way. So, it says definitely can't go that way. What if I just go that way anyway, though? What if I just What if I just jump and I just do it? What if I'm really that guy? We have to go back upstairs. I fell I fell down. Yeah. Um, it was a situation with the game. Uh, something wrong with the game, but that's okay. Whoa, wait. Can I go? Oh, you can use that. Okay. Oh, I now I got three guns. Okay, this is huge. This is a big day for me. Okay. All right, let's get one more of these. I don't know why, but I just realized these are the these are the items I need to upgrade my character. Damn, I'm really that guy. Okay, now we got to do it again. All right, I got to think. I got to think. All right. All right. All right. Let's go back. Okay. We got to think this out. All right. We We think this out right now. So close. No, I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. Don't worry about it. I just The reason why I didn't get it is cuz I didn't want it. Watch this. Watch. Watch. See, next time I'm going to get it. Watch. Watch. You can see a champion at work Watch, watch, watch. This is the way a good player plays the game. I see. I told you guys I could do it. A bot. Who thought I couldn't do it? A bot. Where the bot? Okay. Wait, wait. All right. Let me think about what I need to do now. All right. So, I was over here. I was over there. I got one of these. Look out for its targeting sensor. Wait. Oh, [ __ ] Wait. Yo, what the [ __ ] I'm going to pop him off right now. How you like this, little dick sucker? God damn it. Got him. All right, so should I just jump down? I'm going to just jump down. I shouldn't have jumped down. Shouldn't have done that. Shouldn't have done that. She's cracked. Got his [ __ ] ass. Got his [ __ ] ass. Stupid [ __ ] That's right. That's why. Oh [ __ ] I just hit the rock. Okay. That's that Dark Souls mentality right there. That's actually kind of hard, honestly. Okay. Uh, let me see. What does this do? What does this do? W. Okay. And let me loot all these. I had to use my my big ammo on that, too. That was hard. Let me go around and look see how this connects. It gets overwhelming fast. There's a lot of [ __ ] huh? They think they can Oh, [ __ ] Damn. I I actually like I I did pretty much just there get [ __ ] I did just get [ __ ] there. That was not good. We can use that back at the shelter. Oh, big money, too. Got it. Okay. Oh, and it turns off that thing. I see. All right, let's go. I'm almost dead. Like, this is this is really bad. I'm I'm at 200 out of a thousand. You know what that means? It means I'm a I mean, I'm a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] No. Good work. Okay, let me reload. Can I Can I hack while I reload? Be careful, bro. Why? Dark Souls. We did it. Dark Souls his ass. Get the [ __ ] out of here, bro. I got $1,000, too. I'm [ __ ] rich. Okay, now let's do this one. what's this here? Wait, was I supposed to [ __ ] Oh, look at that. And then I guess maybe I have to go. Sometimes I wonder if I'm too good at video games. And then I play them and I know that I am. Go back. And I'm I'm going to try and do this, too. Oh, wait. This is how I was supposed to do it. Oh, wait. Wait. What? But I thought I did everything. What do you mean there's one that don't work? Can I loot this? No. I messed up big time. Give me a minute. Scan with C. Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right. What does that say? It says 46. Oh, I see. I see. There it is. Oh. Oh, I don't know how I never saw this. Emergency lock down for all on site. Please complete a manual reboot of the power plant. I can, right? Like there's a 100% chance I can. Like honestly, I am that guy. I am I am that guy. Jeez, dude. I don't even need I don't even need the boosters. Got it. Open door. Ooh. Ooh. Okay. Um, let me let me reset. I'm going reset right now. Right. No. Well, how do I So, this doesn't get my I thought I was going to get my health back. [ __ ] it, bro. Like, let's just go. And all right, we made it in. Um, let me go up to the top first. Get down. Easy enough. Go back. Watch it. Watch me win. I hope dropping down here somehow leads us back up to Watch me win. Maybe there's an I don't need to worry. Like this game's easy. The game's easy. Like I'm I'm honestly like because I'm really good at the game, it should be even easier. What's this? Oh, that's global warming. See, that's what's going to happen. Look. What's this? See, that's the Earth. See, like half the half the water's going all ocean. Look outside and you can see it from here. That's weird. Only got half of it here. Ah, okay. Printer's busted. But the data here looks all right. The ocean. Everywhere. How's she know that's water? I appreciate when it's just the half. Listen, we get back to the shelter, I'll whip you up a new one. Really? I want to see. Do you think people going to do that? This can be given a cute spinning globe. Oh my god. I got to give the kid presents and [ __ ] Oh, bro. Come on. This is a nice place. Damn. That's like the iPhone like 704. Look how long it is. You know what this thing still won't have? It still won't have a USBC port. They're gonna get rid of it again. Let me go. I'm thinking about I am thinking about like I think the smart thing to do I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to be smart. I'm going to be smart right now. Um I'm going to go back and I'm going to do my upgrades because like somebody said that like you should do your upgrades that way you can upgrade, right? And so I'm thinking that we do the upgrades and then we come back cuz like I I assume it's going to get harder, right? You like that weapon? Oh, I have to give her the globe. All right, [ __ ] Give present. Pretty tough. Jesus. Oh, come on, bro. Like, yes. Give her the globe. There you go. Right. There you go. Thank you. I'm going to give it a spin. All right, we'll do it. Oh, she actually is going to do it. What are all these lines? I don't see those on the real Earth. Yay! That was fun. The globe makes the Earth seem small, like it's easy to just go anywhere. But I know it's actually way bigger than the moon. Isn't that weird? I thought the exact same thing when I was your age. That if I worked hard enough, I could go anywhere. Truth is, if you're up for it, nothing's stopping you. No wonder game journalist didn't like this. All right, let's see here. Or Twitter didn't like it. Actually, it's a little bit more a little unfair to the journalists. Okay, so let me go. All right. All right, so hacking damage, defense damage. Uh, I'm thinking about we do one hacking upgrade and we do one [ __ ] uh [ __ ] a uh [ __ ] damage. And then we do another [ __ ] uh let's do a [ __ ] damage. And then let's do health. Let's do another health. Let's do let's do let's do two hacker man's defense. Uh our let me do our our big gun big health. See I think I think that's what we go with. Okay. So then let me talk to this thing. Okay. That's the same thing I just talked to. All right. So what about over here? Ultra center attack units. Special class affair weapon. Okay. Units. Oh. Oh, I get it. I get it. Something on this turret. Understand. Repair up. Thruster up. I think that we should do the dodge. You know what? Let's just get both of them. Oh. Oh, there it is. Okay, so we got everything upgrade. And let me check over here one more time. Okay, there's her with the the invisa cat. All right. Is there like I did everything right? Like I I didn't miss anything. Like I feel like I did not cuz I don't need a weapon, right? I I don't need this like a shockwave gun. Like I guess maybe like you know what? Let me upgrade my shotgun. Whoa. Wait. Cuz I don't. So how does this work? So like let's say I click on it right now. Does that upgrade it or does that print it? You know what? [ __ ] this. I'm just going to click it and see what happens. Who car? Who gives a [ __ ] And I don't know, should I really do the stasis net as well? You know what? I'm going to just do it cuz like that's honestly like let's just lock it in. Let's lock it in and that way we're strapped. We got to stay ready. First time anyone had print then you equip it. No, I get it. I get Okay, so and let me look around. All right. So, we did this. We did I don't know why I checked that for what was that the third time I did that? Okay. I think I did everything right. I I did that. I did everything, didn't I? I did everything to the right. Well, I I got full I'm full up, right? Like I I I don't think that's the way it works. Close. the attachments. I don't think there are any attachments. Let me Let's just lock in. Let's lock in right now. Weapon load out. Okay, that's good. And then equip. See, I don't have mods yet. Okay. Um I guess we can just go back to here, right? And then Oh, I see. I see. See, this is second. That's like a um like a bonfire. Use the samurai armor. Not until I get a sword. I can't use a samurai bushidu warlord armor until I have a sword. We don't we don't. Nope. Call me the master now. I'm getting a lot better. So, we go back down here. And I did everything here. I did that, right? Yeah. Okay, I did that. All right. Good. Left the upgrade weapons. They weren't upgraded. What are yall talking about? I got to hurry and contact Earth. Ooh. Ooh. A yellow. How's it going? Okay, this is my Young Bay. Wait, wait. To Young Wait, to Young Bay. leaving him bored to tears. He's just going in there. Are you bored, too, Hugh? I'm good. Kind of hard to get bored of your chit chat. Oh, he's trying to talk hard and sue. How I quip? Oh, I got to do it at the terminal. Can't forget you. Let me bro. Like, if I had known this, let I'm I'm going to go back right now. I'm going to try it again cuz I I mean 10% health that's likeund [ __ ] uh 10 health or something like that for me. That's 115, I think. Oh god. wait. What What the hell was this? That's huge. Yeah, that's crazy good. All right. Now, I I just want I want to get this right now. So, I have the menu, the mod. Okay, I'm going to do this. Equip the mod now. Okay, there it is. Okay, so I only have one slot right now. Confirm. Oh, wait. Okay. Um, got it. Okay, good, good, good, good, good. All right, let's do it. I only got one safe box, too. I bet probably a lot of those I can't get yet, so I'm not even going to think about it. Okay. All right, let's go. I have the guns. Yeah, I already have the guns equipped. I don't need them. And also like whenever I I go to an area, it's a load out, which means that like it's going to give me a new version of it. Like that's I that's the way that that's what those words mean in video games. Now, maybe it don't work this way on that game, but usually it does. They They think they don't be like it is, but it do. Okay, let's go. Oh, [ __ ] I'm I'm worried this might be a boss. Oh, they're going to be armor. It's so over. Hacking knows about special effects. What the hell? We can use this to hit harder and beat things faster. Okay. Uh I feel like that's a mistake for me to even do that, right? Cuz I I I don't want to use the yellow cuz now I only have two of them, right? So like we I just I [ __ ] up big time right there. Like I wanted to just try it out so it would happen. But I did just [ __ ] up big time cuz like I I don't even think I should be using that, right? This will make it easier to hit. Oh. Oh, it's a cap of three. Okay. Uh, let me go. I mean, you know, this is going to be a cut scene. I'm going to die, right? Like, it's obviously going to be cut. I'm literally Oh, wait. No, really? Damn. All right, that was easy. Intruders detected. Please remove them from the [ __ ] Look out for parking. Look. Take that. I don't like this. Just you little [ __ ] [ __ ] you. dogs. I I'm I'm learning. I'm learning. Where's the next one? I'll hack the lift if you're ready. Are we there yet? Not sure. Starting to feel I'm starting to learn. I should have gone back up to that other area. I didn't even know I missed out on that, but that's okay. Restore power to the base. reached the top facility. made it. All right. And I guess I should pick that up, right? Oh. Oh, I get ammo back. Okay, cool. And I didn't use this, so I don't need that. All right. And then I get a one more decodo. And a shockwave. Oh, bro. This is a boss. This is a boss, bro. Like guaranteed. Look at all this. This is a [ __ ] like you give me this many items and everything. Like it's so over. Okay. Yeah. Oh, and I get a repair kit. It's Yeah, it's done here. Just extra. Just give me a second. I take piss. There's a big box. Yeah, I'm not trying to I'm not trying to do a boss, so I got to take a piss. I I got to be locked in. All right. I'm I had to look up what to do on my on my phone. That way I can print in like I'm good at the game. I didn't get this far. That's the reason why I have this on. Craftscape. Let's go. Lockown disengaged. I'm kind of nervous that they have getting this many items though. This probably going to be a long fight. Energy levels at 30%. 40%. 50% 60% warning unauthorized access detected severing prior. I knew they were going to do this I knew it. This is unregistered guests are forbidden from this area. Who is it? Initializing sector guard. I bet I got to shoot that. Scanning. Target identified. Neutralizing threats. Neutralize us. Duh. Looks like we're going to have to fight our way through. That's a big one. They're ready. Any idea what the hell this is? I've never seen it before. So, it's not one of your pot buddies, then I guess we can just plastic. I see. I see. It's easy. All right. Got Where did he get all those missiles? They were made from Luna. Lucky us, right? Huh? I'm just I'm trying to understand right now. This is my turn. Little [ __ ] dude. Watch out. Do it. See what happens. You pushing around. Okay, now we pop off. Come on. Enough already. Okay. A critical shot. Where you at? Take this. Kick him in the head. Dirty bastard. I never got hit by any of those. Let me try. Like why? Why is it having me get hit? What? X overdrive protocol initiated. acting protocol. So, it's like a ultimate ability overdrive protocol. Whoa. Where did that come from? I think it really did something. Yeah. Not bad. Incoming. I made a mistake. Oh, wow. That was really close. Oh, I I Well, it's three this time. Now it's my turn. Uh, I got to get more ammo, right? Yeah, I got it. Okay. I'm just trying to think right now. I'm trying to think. Stop. Oh, I didn't even see that. I should have known it was there, though. That's my fault. You know what? I think I shouldn't use that. Now's your chance. Wait. Wait. It's big [ __ ] time. 3,000 damage. So close. It's a little bit more. All right, dude. It works, too. Target again. Like, I give a [ __ ] What? What's it doing? What's it doing? Get the hell out of here, [ __ ] Oh, he's dead. 4,500. I know. Energy levels restored. Yeah, baby. We did it. This is how we say good job. Yeah, good job, stupid. that's right. We're going to teach her how to be an American. Okay. So, what do I do now? All right. So, I got all this and Oh, let me let me go let me let me get this heal real quick. Let me pick up this heal. There it is. Oh, that did nothing. I didn't even need to stasis that guy at all. You know what? I don't know if like I'm going to have this later on. Let me let me let me pick this up right now, too. Okay, let's do it. A key card that raises your shelter access level. You unlocks new functions in the shelter. Well, that seems pretty good. Seems really good. To the shelter. Okay, let's open the door. I just I I I just pull up on it. What's this? Oh, I go to the shelter now. New destination has been added to the tram line. The mass production array is now accessible. Oh, I see. I got to go over there. that should take care of the cradle's power problem. Next up, the MPA and the comm's tower. So, how do I Oh. Oh, here it is. Okay. Who's this? What is that thing? I'm going to get a better look. Wait, you missed a bunch of loot. I know. What the? That looks like it's from Walmart. Careful. Hello. We are Cabin, your one-stop companion for all things shelter. Companion, huh? So, where you been all this time? We believe you have a shelter license key in your possession. I do. this thing. We wanted out the giant bot. So, Gavin, what up? Amos pointed in furry. We have been, let us say, asleep, but that device woke us up. Oh, damn. Leaving us available to offer you our wide range of invaluable services. Permissions confirmed for shelter level one. Shelter level upgraded. Central terminals now loaded with shiny new stuff. Replicator beta now online and serve. What's this? Level system to increase shelter license key. Unlock new functions. Okay. Well, what are they? What does it say? Update cabin system booting up. Let's see what it says. Hello, fellow cradle crew. Allow us to enhance your shelter life experience with our newest service. Introducing Cabin Stab Club. Exchange cabin coins to unlock shelter surfaces. A little quid pro coin. Please accept for first time crew. One cabin coin. Compliments of the shelter. Is this gamble? Is this gambling or what? Take a look at our fine selection of stamp boards. to claim prizes from an open slot in a stamp board. Oh, Kushi, thank you very much for the raid. Hello, guys. We're playing uh Pragmata. Game's actually been pretty fun. Uh I'm going to just loot that. Tada. Thank you. Hope you guys had a good time watching. Read more about bots here. operational summaries. Okay, good. An impeccable choice. And am I able to lose one? I am going to just try and do this and just see what happens. We are honored to provide one of our greatest goods. Oh, I can't do it. I wonder how this works. I I'll learn it over time. Satisfaction level maximum. Glad we could be of assistance. Okay. And then what happens if I click on this? Sector guard. A walker. That's the big boy. See that? That's the big boy right Those guys are pretty easy to deal with. Okay. Upgrade. You want to upgrade? Can we print an upgrade? Okay, good. Hacking. Okay, so I can get decode and I feel like I didn't get this. I mean, this is obviously the right decision, right? I mean, it has to be. Okay. So, and I can't buy these. Can I not have this yet? That's really good. I'm feeling like I feel like decode might be better. Like I I actually don't know which one's better. Multiaxop. All right, let's hit. I we the [ __ ] out of them. Open multi targets. Open time is extended while damage to affected targets reduced. Well, no. Okay. Okay. That's fine. All right. All this is good. I'm happy. All right. Now, let me go to that other Let me go to that other area. Yeah. Yeah. I do everything. Mhm. And now I get our mob. Mhm. Yep. Got him. Wait a minute. I thought I got another mob. Let's head to the comm's tower. It's a mod slot. Production array. I'm really confused by what you mean by that. Oh. Oh. Oh, wait. Well, where do I get the multi hack? Like, what does that mean? Is it my weapons? Okay. Got it. Okay. I understand. Okay. Okay. Got Yeah, I I I Yeah, I have two types of mods. I I didn't know that. let me go to the mass production array. Let's go Get the guns. I don't need to. It automatically loots them to me whenever I I use the thing. now we can Oh, looks like I went to the wrong place. I think I went to the wrong place. Will actually get through to Earth, but um Oh, no. didn't I just got confused. Was this place looked a lot like the other place and I was like, well, maybe it's a different place or the same one. Okay. So, look around. Not 100% every area. Well, right now I'm trying to just get through it like and also like over I will learn how to do it. Mr. Cat, wait. How's there a cat on the moon? Hey, wait. Is a cat a robot, too? No. Come back, What are you doing? You're trying to hurt yourself. If I break, stupid me back up. If I break, that's not the point. Fix her back up. What do you mean by You have to be more careful. Yeah. Stupid. If something happened to you, I'd be in real trouble. Kids going to be stupid. Yeah. In real trouble. Why? I mean, well, you best think on that yourself. Okay, I will. Yeah, think for yourself. You stupid little backpack. We got cats. Where are all the people? The cat was the last thing I shoot the cat. Okay. Where is it at? I'll kill I I will kill it right now. Oh boy. Okay, we got that. We got the heal thing. Okay, that's good. And damn, this aerial What the [ __ ] He's going to do some [ __ ] [ __ ] isn't he? It's kind of messed up. What a little dick sucker. Okay, he's dead. I was thinking about using the stasis gun on him since he's so fast, but I decided I'd just clutch up and dodge everything perfectly as I always do. Okay. Uh, we'll get that. We got another one of the little bonus upgrade things. Area test for closing. All right. Yeah, I knew it. I knew it was going to be a [ __ ] I knew it was going to be a [ __ ] bro. Like, every time it's always the [ __ ] See? All right. What's in here? okay. And I I and I will be more thorough now that I understand a little bit more about the game. And we're going to go through this zone and I'm going to be uh smart about everything. I'm not going to miss anything this time. Like the last time was embarrassing. This time won't be embarrassing. Uh, what is this here? A slightly fills Diana's hacking gauge. Oh, I forgot all about that. Look, I think that's the comm's tower. Oh, boy. Where? There. That's one right in the middle. Wa. Wow. Wait. This is on. Look at that. Wait, what the [ __ ] Looks a bit like New York. What? New York. Place on Earth. Yeah, in America. So many lights. I can't decide what to look at first. Damn. I I I didn't know. Y'all see the box? Watch the champion go up to the box. Can I get back up there? Yeah, I can. I can. I can. I can. No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Oh, there's another one over here, too. I didn't know that was going to happen. Like, I Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Get ready. Okay, I missed the shot. It is what it is. Honestly, I kind of like the base gun more than the shotgun. I do. Okay. Uh, how do I Is there like a thing I need to do here? I guess not. Okay. All right. Let's move up the base. Yeah, it's just it feels like it's better, right? Well, let me go loot this other one, too. Damn. I actually [ __ ] up. I didn't get that box. Well, this is going to be a 99% run. Okay. Not 100%. Right on. Jesus. Jesus. They try and get me. They can't though. They can't get. They think they can get me. They can't. This little mechanic is kind of cool. Like now that I'm starting to get a little bit more comfortable with it, like uh it's kind of annoying, but like there's like a there's a vibe to it where like once you once you do it enough times, it's like, "Oh, okay. I get it." Right. And I think that's where I'm at. Like I'm starting to get it. This looks like it's going to be some [ __ ] right? What I had to try, right? And I just I feel like there's got to be something like that. That looks like it's a thing. Oh, maybe it's something I unlock later on. That's probably what it Okay. Uh let's look around. This area does look really badass. I like it a lot. Let me go. What is Oh, build the wall unlocked. And now it's going to say locked. Hello, this is Edas. Due to an unidentified interference, this area has been secured. Mass printing will resume shortly. Damn. So, that's how it is. EDIS isn't very nice, is it? What's this? I unlocked it. That was easy. I think we need to disable the lock codes and the local access beacons to reach the COMM'S TOWER. OH, I SEE. SO, where too? Try scanning. What in the it almost had us. Why is all this [ __ ] on the moon? Why would they make this on the moon? Okay. And Oh my god. I thought there was going to be something good over here. Okay. So, let me go up. I'm glad I found you. Okay. And I'm thinking like, all right, so I pretty much don't need to do Oh, wait a minute. Like, do I actually just jump up? Oh, I climb up over this. It It's that kind of a game. I didn't know that. Data sharp. Wait, wait. There's three of Oh, there's going to be three of them. Wait, what's this? Riot blaster. Oh, it's for like AoE. Well, that's really good. Hope you're ready to blast them. The enemies. That's right. Here it comes. Watch out. Back off. Get him out of here. That That went pretty well. Oh, wait. What was that? It was a grenade launcher. Yeah, that went really really good. Okay, let's get the bonus box multiack. That is really nice. I I still honestly I just like the base gun. I do like until I get like an AR or something like This isn't really a city. Damn, there's a lot of boxes. Did I miss this many boxes on the last one? Red gate key. Sure. Okay. All right, that's good. Yeah. Did I miss that many of them? I did. Holy [ __ ] I didn't have my box. I want to see resident devil. Well, that's good. Got it. Got it. Let's Uh, is there anything else? Oh, see, I knew it. I knew it. There's like no way, right? I forgot I can I can f I can grab the edge. Use dodge and air. I don't know if it really n I don't think that's really worth it, man. Yay. Now it's my turn. just on standby. I'm just I'm I'm going to just deep dick him real quick. What? What? Move down. Oh, I'm a big [ __ ] It's my fault. Jesus, bro. I just beat everything with the pistol. Look, there's a bunch of dolls. Oh, there's a See, I don't even need repair kits anymore. There's got to be another way. I am the repair kit. How do I How do I move you? Whoa. Who am I? Where am I? Oh, over here. There's probably someone over here, right? Nope. Okay, we are going. Yeah. No, I'm I'm actually I feel like I'm probably one of the best players at this game so far, which is, you know, lucky for you guys cuz you get to watch and then you know how to play. It's convenient. Okay. Uh open enemies. Okay. It's like a longer exposed uh duration. All right. Uh, let me go and I'm thinking about Let me go back. Okay, now let's move. See, now now I'm now I'm learning how to explore in the game. Um, I think I probably should do this first. This is a mannequin. They're made to look like humans to show off clothes and stuff. They might look the part, but real people got that lifeblood, right? Not like you. No blood means no moving. I mean, humans have a certain warmth to them. Oh. Oh. Oh. Over 36° C, right? What the [ __ ] is Celsius? Just the [ __ ] is that? Okay. I'm just wondering like I mean if is this like a kind of game where like you could I just I I don't know like what's on the what's on the table and what's not on the table with this game. There's no clear way through. The only Let me just do I'm going to just do this for now. What do y'all want? Watch out there. What? What you doing? What you doing? What you doing? We're doing my game. You're going down. I hacked them. Yeah, I I lost my my multihack. I I didn't realize that hacking was like an eitheror thing. Or maybe I already used my multihack. Now maybe we can upgrade our stuff. Ooh, true. so I actually really just could have looted it right there, but I just chose not to. All right. Well, I'm going to use I'm going to use multi hack instead. I feel like it's better now. Okay. Stop avoiding yellow shields on the grid. You need those. They pierce armor. I I I I [ __ ] know that. It's obvious that's the way it works. Like I I'm literally explaining the [ __ ] I I know how the [ __ ] mechanic work. I didn't want to use it. I didn't want to use it cuz I didn't want to use it. That's why I didn't use it. If I did, I would have. I didn't think about it. I'm just thinking right now. I can't access the beacon with me in the way. Don't scare around. Here it comes. Look out. Okay, reload. [ __ ] I didn't see that. Here it comes. Look out. Do it. See what happens. We did it. We did it. Got the ass. All right. So, look around. I got to go in. I mean, I can't Oh, maybe that's one that I missed in there, right? Oh, there's no way I missed something. Wait, I don't think I've been there yet. Oh, wait. Oh, yeah. I forgot about this. This is going to take forever. Can we just pop them all at once? connected. So, that's what I was thinking. All right. Yeah. What about this and New York back then? Damn. I wonder when I wonder when we could have a moon base like this. This is not for me. Why is that? cuz we do probably need to we we I think that America does need a moon base upgrade equipment to a higher level of function a regular luna filmment cannot uh achieve. Okay, that's good. But honestly, like we don't really need a moon base, but like we just need it to like flex on China like imagine like imag like like what would Afghanistan think if we just have a moon base, right? Like I mean that's max. Oh, I could have used my AOE ability. [ __ ] I didn't even think about that. Damn it, man. Okay, I'm I'm starting to I'm starting to think more. I'm starting to think three-dimensionally. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. Does Earth really look like this? You've really been left in the dark, huh? Didn't anyone ever teach you this stuff? What do you mean teach her? She's I was left in sleep mode. Oh, there it is. I got 10 upgrades. Woke up. The vault was all That's huge. Must have been the quakes. Okay. Looking around. No one else. Damn. For a second, I was about to shoot that guy. Nobody. All alone, huh? All alone. I know the feeling. Damn, bro. Like, he's actually he's trauma dumping to a bot. What a loser. You believe that? I'm assum I probably can't go in through there, right? Is there a thing that I got to click on? Uh, if there is, I don't see it. Who would do that? I don't know. Oh, you the enemies of the dragon on them. I made a mistake there. I didn't mean to do that. I thought that these other guy I thought there were like three guys there. I didn't realize that it was actually only one guy and going through here. What's this? Read the earth memory. I can teach her how to play basketball. Is that another Sure is. Let's take it back to the shelf. Random Earth memory. Oh, I found it. And now I'll be able to go in here and loot this. What's in the box? Cabin coin. Cabin will like that. That means I get a bingo. Okay. There's no way there's anything else in there, right? Let me move. Anything up there? Okay. Whoa. What? Whoa. What? Oh, it is two of them. Okay, it's fine. Oh, and I got a multi out of that, too. I really need to start using my grenade launcher more. I'm actually like I'm really bad with that. I feel like uh if I had used that more, like I'd be in a better spot. Let me loot this. Pick this up. Big money. Look around here real quick. Okay, I did. Yeah, I got everything here. All right, let's go. This the only play through here. Let me uh let me open this up What's this? Close quarters. Attack power 10% 10 meters of the enemy. 10 m is like what? That's like two. I wonder what weapons that would work with. 10 mters. That's like That's like five guys. That's like about five guys, right? Like I mean even tall guys, right? So 30 ft. Yeah. Yeah. Meters. Learn metric. I want to learn met. What do you think I am? Gay. No. Going to learn. Shut the [ __ ] up. I'm going to turn this on. Jesus Christ. [ __ ] idiot. Ooh. Oh, this. Oh, that's convenient. Thank you, Mr. the replicator. That's what we're going to do. The bridges. It's going to 3D print bridges. I kind of want to get that. But I'm worried if I get that then I can't get Oh, let me unlock the save. Then I come back and I get it. But no cats this time. Why? So I'm I'm going to get this. You crawling off the side of a bridge going after it again. Okay. Why? I won't do that again. Good. All right. Um, let me I'm going to return back right now. You said best think on that yourself. You 3D print 100 bridges, you save one lolli. You have you have one emote, bro. Yeah, one emote. Such a weirdo, bro. Like on the internet trying to invent that [ __ ] Like god. Like I don't know what's wrong with you. Like you say that [ __ ] Okay. Upgrade limits expanded across the shelter. Okay, that's fine. All right. So, I'm thinking about we do um let's do one, two, three. And I think also like I'm thinking that I think that we do health and damage heat gauge buildup. Wait, I I don't know what that is, but I feel like that's probably good, right? Cuz I don't have any of it. Should I hack again? Oh, I get more ammo. Oh, that's crazy good. Okay, let's get that again. That's massive. All right. And then Oh, I can do my my bingo and stamp club. Bingo. Is that good? a regular holder. Oh, okay. That I got another S's flask. Okay. And now I don't have any more of these. And I'm thinking right now, let's upgrade the weapon, too. Now, what are we thinking about weapons? But how do we feel about Okay, I hit the wrong one again. So, we feel like I'm a [ __ ] idiot. So, how do we feel about printable inventory is being expanded. I could get stasis net riot blaster. That's a grenade launcher. Enemy downtime. Now, I could also upgrade these. This is what I think that we'll do. I don't know what we'll do. Critical shot. Enemy's health is low. Critical shot node may appear. Well, uh through it during a hack will down enemies. Does not spawn against I feel like if it's not spawning against the big boys, it doesn't matter. So, this is like a perfect dodge. I think that I want this. I think I want a perfect dodge. Like, this doesn't seem like it's useful, but this one does because like So, you got to keep in mind like like time is a is a resource in this game, right? And so, like, if I'm using time for like something, then I can use that. I'm going to get another mod, too. And And then, oh, bro, I could have got another node. I didn't even know I could get that. That's fine. It doesn't matter. There's hack engage, hacken gauge buildup, overdrive, repair up. Okay. Well, I want to get the I want to get the grenade launcher. So, let me just lock in with the grenade launcher and enemy downtime. I don't really care about that. It's mainly about the damage. So, like we're not even going to think about that right now. Crit shot staggers enemies around you. Well, I guess I got it wrong then. Like I I mean I think I should have used the other one. So, decode. I don't think I'm ready for that. Let me think about attachments. And I feel like hack engage is full. Hacking gauge build up from completing hacks. I think that let's just do repair. Let's let's do repair up right now because it's just easy, right? Like I mean this is super easy and like this will never be a bad decision, right? Like I mean being able to heal is never a bad decision. So like now like we're totally totally good to go. So let me go get my mods set up. Uh I don't really want either one of these. Oh, but I guess I have two of them. So I might as well just [ __ ] Okay. Excuse me. And weapon load out. And I'm going to just get rid of this. I I want the And let me go back. Hacking nodes. And then I can't do that as well. Okay. Okay. Oh, I probably Oh, I could have actually unlocked that. I didn't know that. Okay. So, let me get this. That's Oh, I see what I did wrong. Okay, got it. Yeah. See, like look at look at all that level one weapons. What do you mean level one weapons? Yeah. Is it's level one because it's not worth upgrading. Like it it it's not worth upgrading these items. Like I I just don't think so. You need to pick them up from the wall. All right. Y'all being [ __ ] annoying about this wall thing. How do I pick them up off the wall? How do I How do I do that? Where do I Where do I get him? I can't because it doesn't work that This the game literally game literally came out today. People were telling me what to do. Let's go. All right. So, uh, next thing. All right. So, we did this. See that? Now, I'm completing this [ __ ] Wait, there's three safe boxes. I didn't get a single. What did I get a single box? There's a lunum. Oh, I'm not I'm not Oh my god, I'm not doing my thing. we're making more progress. We're getting better. You're right. Always be scanning. But it didn't tell me that one. I'm going to loot that [ __ ] right now. I'm going to get right now. I don't know if fall damage is it. We got the big [ __ ] here. Let's just Let's just kill him. Long ass kill. Long ass kill him. Long ass. I'm going to kill him right Look out. Y activated. I see that. Oh, what's wrong? What's wrong? Get ready. Oh crap. [ __ ] Why hit me? Is that it? That was not so bad. Like uh that was It could have been It could have been more good. It could have been more bad. I'll take it. All right. Let me look around. And what over here? Anything over here? What is this? Oh, I know exactly what this is. I already was here. Okay, so I almost no hited that guy, but I didn't. And let me kill the other big boy here. Wait, can I just get Can I have the high ground on him? Where you going? Have I defeated the game? Wait, what's he doing with that? What was he mad for? That doesn't let me. I don't know how. How How does this work? Break the red antennas on his face. Do I have to shoot it? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing in the game? Come on. I can shoot. Oh, wait. Wait. Oh, I wonder. I bet like now cuz I got a quarter of it out. Am I able to Oh, yeah. Oh, so can I do can I do a big one? No. Okay. I I didn't know that. That's a Dark Souls gameplay right Wait, I I didn't I didn't get hit by that. That was [ __ ] That's [ __ ] That's [ __ ] I didn't get hit by that. That was total [ __ ] I There's no reason I could have got no way I got hit by that. That was a bug. It was a weird bug, too. Like, I don't know how that would happen. Oh, wait. Oh, I can get from How the heck did I end up in this mess? If we hadn't come here then Nick and the other No, I don't have to go back to the bottom. Nick, look at this. Is he the New York? Okay, perfect. [ __ ] yeah. Forget you're on the moon, huh? So, yeah. Like, when do they build New York on the moon? I go through here. No, I'm just trying to look around now that I I killed these things, right? Where the hell was I supposed to go? Oh, it was up here, right? It's New York. Oh, that Yeah, it makes sense, actually. This is the new new one. And then do I talk to this? And then I have to I have to teleport back up. Not sure how this works. Oh, you know what? Wasn't there like a a little excavator thing? Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking about that. I was like, "Wait a minute." Like there Yeah, something like this. Okay, cool. All right. Now, now we can actually move forward. Okay, we're going the wrong way. Now we can actually move forward. And I could I I could honestly get a Do I Do I just jump down here? Maybe I do. No charge piercer. That seems really good. charge that before firing for best results. OH, THANKS. You know what I realized this character is? It's basically Pon. It's like every other gotacha game where it's like, "Hey [ __ ] remember when it said to click the green button?" Yeah, the green button. Make sure to click it. Look out for targeting sensors. Well, let me try this out. I owe you. Let me see. Okay. So, now it's my turn. I I I honestly like I'm I'm just thinking about like is that really more useful? Right on. Something's coming out of his pedals are in there. Are you blocking your hat? Okay. So, what happens if I if I try and just big dick on him with this? Okay, I [ __ ] up again. That's fine. I love I love [ __ ] up, bro. I love making mistakes. Bad. What? What? Wait, why didn't it do more damage? Am I stupid? I miss. I never miss Oh, that was me. Okay. Uh, let me see and get this. Pick this up. That went pretty well, honestly. like over I don't want that. And what this? Okay. And look around. Nothing else over I don't know really if I have to go up there again. Uh let me just try and see what happen. Can I Can I do that? Uh no, I'm not. Okay. I'm not supposed to do that. Keep moving. I was hoping to get more of the thruster bonuses, right? But that's okay. Wait, where? Where? Look out for its targeting sensor. I got to just get better about like using all these abilities in like the right combination. Like the game uh I I'll tell you like the combat for the game is like very um I can rewind. That's actually very useful. Uh that would have been half farther away. What? No way. M like I I do think that like in general like that the game play is very tactile, right? I mean like you feel like you are locked in whenever you're playing which is a good thing. I think that's a very good thing. Special box for a special boy. Um okay, let me think. I guess I'm not going to go down there yet. We don't get ready. What the hell, dude? [ __ ] this. He just got [ __ ] on. He got [ __ ] on big time. Oh, we How does this work? Like missile spotted. Oh, I see. I see. I get it. Okay. Another one. Oh, it moved down. Boo. Oh no. I got you. Oh, I blew it up. I got him. All right. I'm not going to try and flex on him again. Okay. Like I I already I already did it the first time. I don't need to prove myself again, right? I didn't. And I didn't I didn't get hit. I almost got hit like three times there, but I didn't get hit. And I got a heal. That's perfect. Okay, so let me look around. Uh, can I get that? I don't know if I can get that or not. I feel like I probably I just don't know when like I'm supposed to get these things. Let me Let me just do this first. I I just don't know like what the order of operations is. So, I'm just going to play through. This game's great. It It is. That's three. Oh. Oh, that's how I get it. Halfway there. Okay. So, um, this is my opinion, right, is that I think that this game like and and I think that you're seeing like a larger like demand for this is people are Oh, [ __ ] Should I just go down there? How do we feel about me just going down there? Like cuz like then I can just get every Let me [ __ ] this, bro. I'm just go do Stop scittering around. Diana, help. I'm on it. Uh oh. Wow. What the [ __ ] Okay. Now, now we get to flex some or away from the enemy. Do it. See what happens. No. Stop scooting around. Get some. I was going to use the grenade launcher, but I just wasn't I wasn't locked in enough to use the grenade launcher. Another one. is that it? Okay. Yeah, I should have used it, but I Wait, what the missing good stuff? Yo, what the [ __ ] Is this what I think it is? Or Oh, wait. That's a bad guy. It's not going to despawn, is it? Damn it. Lost it, man. I wish I had known that. [ __ ] I wish I had known that cuz I I didn't know. I thought it was going to reset. Let me move away from it and see if it'll come back. It respawns when you come back. Okay. So, like, but how far away? Like, if I walk like 10 feet away, does it respawn? I don't know. Just looking around. First day of gaming. Well, like Yeah. I thought it was like a it was like a a [ __ ] like a a little like little crawly boys, right? Like a treasure goblin basically. But I didn't know that it was going to do that. I mean, I have no idea. I had no idea. I wish maybe I should have had an idea. I didn't though. I move with this, too. cuz like I I assumed it would just like it was like it would just go around, right? Cuz especially because it's like the first one. I was like, "Oh, there's no way it's going to it's going to dick me that hard for like doing something like that wrong." But I I have been I was I got [ __ ] pretty bad. It's going to get away. Yeah. But I mean, she's a stupid She's a stupid little girl. Like I mean, you're not going to listen to her. You really going to listen to her? [ __ ] no. I feel stupid. I didn't know that. I do. I feel I feel I feel big stupid I didn't know that. But it's okay. Uh let's not even think about it. All right. Now, let me go back and see cuz there there's an item up there. And so maybe I needed to kill him to unlock it. Let me see. No, I didn't. Okay, cool. So now I can get that special item. It's like a lumen thing. Look at this big globe situation. I wonder what that is. Okay. Nothing over here. All right. Now, let's go back. Oo, I can't quite make it. Oh, I didn't even see this. I was about to miss this, too. Damn, there's so many little items in here. 20 m away. Feel like that doesn't really have a lot of value to me. I I'm usually fighting enemies like kind of mid-range and like 10 yards seems like it's mid-range especially cuz like a lot of these games like so I feel like the difficulty uh like vector in this game is like enemies like reaching your location before you're able to, you know, like basically like get rid of them. And so what I'm thinking is that you probably should build around going close range. C for scan. I scanned everything. Yeah, I did everything actually. I I did. Yeah, I don't think I can go over through there, right? I don't think I can. Okay, let's go. Did you hear that? Oh, getting close to night time. Oo. Do humans really need to eat more than once a day? Your energy efficiency doesn't seem good. Sure, that's fair. But sharing more than Only fat people have to eat five times a day. I was an orphan. So, at dinner with my new family, just having someone that listen was magical. Yeah. You only need one meal a day. Okay. They were always like you would go and eating like five 10 meals a day you for you two meals a day that's too many but for your soul nutrients from talking what something like that you [ __ ] idiot okay let me let me go back I want to make sure I miss anything here this area does look really cool it's like uh I don't know it's just it's like it's weird okay so Oh my god, look at all that I got to do. There's another beacon. I bet Edis is down there, too. Away. from the premises. Look out for its targeting center. What do you have? Protocol activated. Watch out. They're ass. This look Oh, we did it. I forgot the button to heal. I forgot the button. He's aiming at us. This got pretty hard. Pretty fast. Watch out. There's more. Look out for it. Targeting. I forgot where the button was. I did. I forgot what my heal my what my heal button was. No. Q. Q. Is it Q? Yeah, it is. Q. I just forgot, bro. I [ __ ] forgot I potatoed. I did. I potatoed hard. Like I I I wasn't thinking. It's going to be great next time. So, let me go back and do this again. Oh, let me let me do upgrade. Okay. Um I'm going to do I might just do this. Honestly, like I feel like I do more more guns. These things happen. Yeah. I just the moment that I get put in a situation where I have to like make a fast decision, I usually uh just [ __ ] suck. Okay, let me go back. All right. And now I need to do Okay, let me do this. Yes. Talk to her. Oh, I didn't think of doing that. [ __ ] Okay, let me stay focused. Like the moment like cuz I in my brain like saw this when it smashed you. Let me focus. Those executor attacks were something. swamp. Yeah. And get hit. Try to step back. We got blurs. Look out for be careful. Can I skip these? [ __ ] the thing respawn. Yeah, I know. Can I Can I skip these or not? Kill the enemy. You can. Oh, I don't know if I can run past them or not. Okay. I got to stay focused though. That was a big mistake. Get past him. I just don't know. We got to fight that boss, too. Okay. It's actually probably a good thing I did this. So, now I get a little bit more points and now it'll be even easier for me. It's capture gaming. Basically, somebody some somebody tried to like make an account and they said, "Why don't I make a video game out of this?" Uh, yeah. Yeah. Let's go in here. Like, this looks like it'd be a good idea for a video game. It's so honestly, I need to get something that increases the reload on this. Like, this reload is [ __ ] brutal. See, I'm getting better. You guys notice me getting better. Wait. Oh, does that mean that the that guy has respawned? Oh, but I have to kill everything else, too, right? No, you guys don't see me getting better. Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean? Okay, let's do it again. I'm going to get it right. Okay, so first things first, I go in and I get them. Second thing, I get them. Third thing, they're got I think that's what we do. Let's go. still detected. Please remove them from the premises. Double right back at you. All right. Watch out. There's more time. Something's aiming at us. Look out for his target. Take that spotted. I'm I'm spaghetting. I'm spinninging. I'm spaghetting. I forgot what I'm I'm forgetting what I'm supposed to do. I'm at one I'm literally at one health. break the antennas you eating at dude. I'm I'm actually I'm having such a hard time right now. Look out for it targeting sensor. Incoming I'm I'm I'm spaghetting so bad. I'm spaghetting so bad. I'm panicking. Missile spotted. Right, back at you. Jesus Christ, that was way harder than it had to be cuz I just had to like I I'm going to be real like games where you got to change weapons a lot like I really I I just spaghetti all over the place. Like I just I lose my like it's like dis I'm I'm discombobulating, right? Okay, so where we at? All right, so we got it done. That's what matters. All right, so where we at? We got to get Okay, got it. Easy [ __ ] game. Let's Brain fart. Yeah, I just like I brain fart all the time. Anything that requires like that type of like thinking like I can't do it. Having fun. Okay, so let me go. I get I get an upgrade now, right? Like please let me get an upgrade. At least the first time. Pure lunium. Okay, good. All right, now let me go back. I now I now now I recharge. Now I get all my stuff set up. I spurred out. I do. I spurred to I totally spur out. Are we going to upgrade your gear? All right. Um, yes. Okay. Oh, I don't have any of those. I thought I did. How about over here? And primary inventory has been expanded. Okay, good. And so I got $2,000 now, right? That's a crazy amount of money. So what I'm thinking about getting is that like y'all said I should get critical shot. Like I feel like I shouldn't, but I'm going to get it. I just got I got it. It's done. It's over. It's finished. Oh, look at that. That's me. And now I think that we also need to get enhances overdrive protocol. And so this is performance does more and hack engage and buildup. I feel like that's pretty good, too. Oh, [ __ ] I should have got that. God damn it, bro. I forgot again. Okay, so decode is going to do more damage maybe. Like I think let me get the charge piercer too. Let me let me pick this up. Boom. Oh, looking good. Okay. And I'm going to get also. I think I'm going to get I'm going to upgrade this to one. And that way I have I could all the way with this. I could all the way with it. Or I could just do this. I feel like this is probably a better idea. Like, let me just upgrade this cuz like this is going to be a 100% upgrade. I'm thinking about like this. I feel like I'm not really using it a lot, so I'm not going to use it. And let's just hold on to the rest of them for now. And where's the uh Where's the Where's the little girl? All right, there she is. Since when did we have dice? Since we printed the globe, they both appeared at the same time. I got dice. I see. Nice. Looks like we got some freebies based freebies. The hell that the person who made that put in a little extra to cheer us up. I see. I want to tell the person who made it that I liked it a lot. Give her some shoes. Yeah, true. I'm sure they got the message. Okay, so now I talk to her again. Give her a present. Uh, basketball. Nice. Yay. Let's play you. Can you dribble? Ooh. Is he a basketballer? Maybe he's not. Okay. Give present again. Slide. Ooh, look at that. Hey, can I give you something? It better be an upgrade. Thanks for talking. This better be an upgrade. Like a health upgrade or something like that. Is this supposed to be when we first boarded the tram? Uh-huh. I drew it. I thought it was going to be a health upgrade, guys. That's nice. How nice. I wrote your name, too. Not bad, kiddo. Amazing. Do with this? Mhm. Should I now? Let me use the upgrades now. [ __ ] [ __ ] Throw it away. No, we're not going to throw it away. Okay. So, uh, let me go this. Uh, okay. Watcherbot upgrade. And then we'll get this, too. 10% more damage down to immobilize. I don't really need that. And I can't get this one. This is the last one I need. Okay, that's perfect. So now we can now now we can come back and we're like fully [ __ ] geared out now. Oh yeah, that thing. Okay. All right, let's do it. And equip the mods. Hacking range. Open enemies stay exposed longer. Uh attack power range. Hacking range. Uh 10% more damage. I feel like hacking range is actually going to be better. Like I'm going to get rid of the opening thing and I'm going to increase I'm going to put on hacking range instead because like I usually do play at range especially now cuz I use the other weapon and I just feel like that's a better option for me, right? And then let me make sure I get the charge piercer. Okay, so this is like now it's level two too. Level two as well. And so that's way better. Yeah. See, look. See, I'm I'm doing way better now about looting everything. Now we got to go to the office building.…

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