“I don’t have a name anymore. Only a purpose.”

I have arrived. Dare you hit me. WOOHOO. Come on. Hey there. Want to see A GREAT VIEW? WATCH THE price of the sky. This Come here you. I'm here. I'm going to enjoy this. Is the game new player friendly? It's pretty easy to play. It's the most new player friendly that it'll ever be right now. Fighting games being new player friendly aren't really defined by how they play. It's more defined by how many people you can find that are uh you know trying to learn it. Let's see. I just want to play Conquest. Bro, you're the mouthpiece. I'm the muscle. Doesn't that worry you? Not at all. I can easily be anything I please. RIDICULOUS. OW, MAN. I'm uper They all fear me and so will you. Oh my god. Mark. Marcus. Malarcus. OW. OW. Move over. He's getting hit by [ __ ] I'm ready. It's time. Time for a lesson. Not even dying time. Oh boy. Coming in hot here. Let me try. Nice try. Got you. Hey man. This is going TO HURT. NOT DONE YET. It's my turn now. Mark, please. Son, my child. You have no idea. Marcus Malarcus just made fight. Let's get serious. Oh my god. Did you just grab my [ __ ] ass? He's diving in. Oh no. He's grabbing me from really far away. No. Learn something. I'm going to love this. Yes. Now we're getting closer. SON OF A [ __ ] THAT DOESN'T WORK. There you hit me. Hey there. Want to see a great view? Getting punched in the race. Come here, you. I'm here. Come here you. You'll regret this for the rest of your short life. Fight. Oh man. Jesus. Okay, IT'S FINE. DIE. God damn. Pay attention. Splat. Okay. Learn something. All right. All right. Cool. You should never have first game. Little chunky. It's a little chunky. It's okay. We're fine. We got a first to two, first to three, first to four. Damn, I'm a I'm a lock and [ __ ] Well, excuse me. Why did you leave? You won't be able to best me with Wonder if he's an invincible punch me right at the start. Invincible. If we were the last two people in the universe, I'd always win. FIGHT. YES. Here I am. Let's do this. Time for a lesson. I'm not even crying yet. Wait up. Wish I had a lunch. You Okay, it's going well. It's going well. You'll have to do better than that. I have a trick with Allan. Watch. If you get close to the ground and do this. I'm such a stinker. Hello then. Oh, damn. Nice try. Want to see a great view? Getting punched is the price of advision. I'm better than you are. Hello there. Listen to me. Listen to me. Oh Jesus. Ow. I'm listening to you. Going to roll and punch. If it's possible to kill you twice, I will fight. Yes. Son of a [ __ ] I want to live today. Son of a [ __ ] Don't kill me. They all fear me. They live and so will you. I tried to jump like a big [ __ ] Conquest. No. No. Someone has to clean up this mess. fight, man. My bad. This boy is what I'm here for. Surprise. Now I'm enjoying this. SURPRISE! A there we go. Allan's got one of the best overhead dashes in the game. Like straight up. It's way too good. Thanks for hurting my friend, you big [ __ ] Forward dash. Uh down M. Mad good. Unlocking. We're unlocking stuff. Hey, he wants to play cool. You won't be able to best me without your witch. Invincible. Watch this. Here at last here, let me come on. Nice try there. Okay, he ducked under my jumping medium. I don't like it. This is going to hurt, [ __ ] Huge [ __ ] That was crazy. That was crazy. What a punish. They all fear. Okay, time to lock in. If it's possible to kill you twice, I will fight here. Here. Son of a [ __ ] brother. I'm just getting hit. Turn to his DP input. Nice meaty. We have a long road ahead of us. Come to me. We're not done yet. I'm going to take this free hit. Here we go. Watch your head. Damn it. I'm ready when you are. What fun. Oh, no. Here. NOW WE'RE WHERE AM I GOING? Having fun. My turn now. I'm not even Okay, we're coming back. We're coming back. I've waited for this for years. I thought I was the other dude. I thought I was the other dude. My bad. I'll ruin you. Show me your rage. You near my turn now. Son of I'm here, Marcus. Marcus, and so will you. Nice. I need to commit to um down M stand up. It's possible to kill you twice. I will I've got you. Suck [ __ ] I think you get full armor on that all the way through. But it's I think it's mega unsafe on block. This penthouse is so messed up. I bet you've been dreaming of the day we'd have this rematch. You think I want to hear about how lonely you are again? It's sad, man. NOTHING in here. Wow. Random overhead and here. Nice. Baited the overhead or the uh launcher. THIS IS GOING TO HURT. I'm going to get my free punish here. NO. Why would you? Oh, this was interesting. They all fear me. You did it. You would. I'm going to love this. Get off me. Time for a lesson. I'm not even trying. Why? Why, dude? You got lucky. At last. Wow. Fear. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. No. No. Just in time. You call this from full screen. Why? Try harder. What? I'm here. SON OF A [ __ ] NO. Son of a [ __ ] All right, we're playing the game here. Nothing to do now but die, boy. That was crazy. That was insane. Here you go. I hit him with the overhead. I missed playing Mark. GOING TO HURT everything just works. I miss Mark. All right, here we go. Omniman. Full full return OCV. At last, that's not invincible. That's invincible. Oh [ __ ] IMPRESSIVE. Time for a lesson. I'm not even trying yet. THROW IT. I'M GOING TO LOVE THIS. Oh no. I've been punched. And so will you. Okay, we just have to take away two and a half health bars. Promise me you go for No problem. Stand ready FOR HERE. PAY ATTENTION. Learn something outanding. LET ME WHAT THE HELL? OKAY. CHAT. CHAT. I'VE waited for this for years. Do the do the full screen thing. I thought it would punish, bro. Okay. I thought it would punish, bro. Here we go. Ah, I did that on accident. That's my bad. I tried to do forward forward dash and I got super. I almost brought that [ __ ] back, dude. This close. I was this goddamn close. I almost brought the whole thing back. Is on man super pretty unreliable to land? Yes. His level three is not good. choose. Yes. Drop it in here. There. GREAT. I'm going the wrong way. Allan, please. Out. People always wake up, press buttons against me, and I never get to press buttons against them. Good. Hey there. Wow, that was crazy. Stand ready. Impressive. You're a fool to defy me. This lady won't leave me alone. Oh god, she woke up immediately. OKAY. I liked you when you were younger. They're damn ready. Time for a lesson. I'm not even crying. I'm going to love this. They all feel me. You want to see a great view? We're going for a ride. Okay, we are going for a ride. Less for hurting MY FRIEND, YOU BIG [ __ ] Fire one wins. Opponent left. Need to know. Ever heard of a fire tornado? No worries. If not, I'm about to make one. That sounds like more fun than I've had in centuries. Hey, fight here. JUMPING IN HERE. Now show me your rage. Oh, hell yeah. Now we're getting having fun. HEY THERE. OKAY, we're flying in. We're punching things. It's a little chunky, but we're punching things. I'm ready when you are kind of rude. Let me try. Impressive rude. Oh my god. never looked up to you. We got to bring in um this boy. Take this. Oh no, that doesn't work. Stand. Oh my god, this combo is so freaking hard. Now, let's start combo into level three. You don't seem to understand. Is she going to die to this? Oh no, she might. The combo was really short. Oh no, she's dead. She lost a limb. battle isn't yours. Win sad. You can make anything you want, but you can't make yourself win. Okay. Going to get more conquest uh synergy. I'm unlocking so much [ __ ] I heard Mark and Eve took you out. cuz this should be a piece of cake. I made mistakes with them. Now I'm completely focused. Ah, it's smashed. You'll leave here. I got it. Not even. HELL YES. Oh no. Hit a button. Got your back. Outstanding. Show me your range. Now we're getting somewhere. How many you are? Okay. Okay. Big smashy. I can't believe I thought we were best friends. Oh my god. This is not what I wanted. That's what happened to me before. Do forward dash and I would get super. Okay. Combo's fun. You don't seem to understand. This battle isn't yours to win. Drop it. Heroic. That's literally an overhead, dude. That's crazy. That's crazy that those assists are overheads. Other people What? Break up. Die time. Show me your rage. Impressive. Jesus Christ. Okay. Yeah, down M on Conquest is pretty good. At least that was different. It's pretty I'm starting to I'm starting to become a believer. How do Omniman combos do this compared to MK? They're completely different cuz the combo structure in this game's completely different than MK. It's much more like free form instead of just doing the same like, you know, string into string to string. You think you want to fight me? You might regret it, but bring it on. Whatever the outcome, I will not regret it. If you are a true warrior fight, I got it. You time for a lesson. Oh boy. Oh boy. She's kicking my ass. This guy's kicking my ass, too. Focus. Focus. M. Come on. Nice try. Come here. You want to see a great Going up. Getting punched in the face of it. Focus M. Well, come on. Let me Hey, you Rude. Diet time. Show me your rage. Seriously, let's go. Smashy. Smashy. Now you've really made me mad. Here. My turn now. You could do better. You got to talk. All right. Allan is doing [ __ ] Stop being such a douchebag. They have us here, right? Oh god. Wow. The body hop with the boost dash. Cool. Cool. Boo Stash actually body hops if they uh if they do a back roll. Wins. Interesting. What happened there? Something desync on the effects. It was happening in the beta sometimes. it if Okay, let's do armor versus armor right at the start. Here we go. BREAKER. [ __ ] WHAT? BREAKER. Oh my god. I back dash with you can't Damn. Where's my button? Where's my button? Waiting for the tag. Come to me. Oh, we're not done yet. Wait up. COME ON. NICE TRY. That was nice. I got a breaker. This is it. Hi. How's it going? Come on. Nice try. Oh, jab. Jab. I'm not pressing anything. Stand. He went for it anyway. Hell yes. Stander. I like the conquest headbang combo. Almost a human a makes me happy. Nice. Nice hit. Oh no. That's really unsafe now. Even though I never had invincibility. Wait up. Nice try. We need I'll take this. I'll take this. Let's just Let's just get some rid of some of this meter. Stop being such a douchebag. THEY HAVE YOUR RIGHT. WOW. THAT STILL KILLED. Holy [ __ ] They were weak. I will not be. Oh my god, I missed the dang button. I'm whipping jabs like an [ __ ] Don't do level three. Oh god. Consider this. I'm alive, [ __ ] We need to die. I did it cuz I'm a [ __ ] Let's go. I did it cuz I'm a [ __ ] STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHEBAG. They have YOUR RIGHT. It's still killed. SORRY, BUT IF I KNOW YOU, YOU'RE STILL SATISFIED. WINS. DUDE, raw level threes do a [ __ ] ton of damage. It's like the game incentivizes it, right? It's like they're encouraging you to do raw level threes in the middle of strings and I can see the future. You don't live to see tomorrow. After all I've done, you still think you can threaten me? Fight at last. Oh [ __ ] Like that. Yes. YES. GOTCHA. MARK, what the hell? Why the hell did I down every this? Stay down. This is going to hurt. NOT DONE YET. LAST ONE. MARK, you big [ __ ] hell. Seriously? I'm ready when you are. HERE I am. Punch this child. Punch him. Promise me you'll go for the kill. Here. Wait up. God, sucker. Hold you. Surprise. Seriously, do this. Come on. NICE TRY. COME HERE. You ready? He just uh was not blocking. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. My multitasking abilities should make this easy. You cannot penetrate. Let me try. Watch those feet. Watch those feet. Come on. Let's do this. Okay. Get these conversions in here. Watch those feet. Those brains couldn't equal my strength. Yeah, the combos are technically shorter. Uh, you have to be really creative now. You have to like really try to extend combos instead of them just extending like crazy. People are finding some pretty nutty [ __ ] Tagging also is like the the general go-to if you want to extend the combo because it resets all the scaling. Holy crap. I can see. Let me back in. You don't live to see tomorrow. Fascinating. Keep saving. Show me your rage. They all fear me. And so will you. You're my child. This will only make me fight harder. badger. Hey man, knock down. Hell yes. Show me your rage. heroic. Oh, here I am. I am angrier than I thought possible. Yes. Sweet. Oh my god. Ow. Ei. Now I am not your kid. Here we go. Let's go for the kill. You can do better. Diving in. HEROIC. YES, I got it. No more of that. Yeah. Conquest time. It's conquest time. Well, he's dead. I'm conquesting it. That stood a chance against me. Heat.