MAX PLAYS: Super Mario World...for the 1ST TIME! - FULL Playthru

Let's go. Super Mario Bros. This is a no skips run. I have no plans. Like people are like, "You're going to 100%." I'm like, "Bitch, I don't even know what that means." Okay, here we go. First time anybody's ever played this game on Twitch. It's the first time you guys have never even seen this [ __ ] before. Look how crispy that [ __ ] is. Here. Do you want to do You want to do some crazy [ __ ] Look at this. Look what I can do and really [ __ ] it up. Damn. Play it like that. I will not. No. This unfortunately looks cool for me, but it does not necessarily look great in a streaming format. It does not. It does not. Like that's the cool part. It's got a cool novelty for me, but for you could be kind of funky. Will not do that to you. Hey, just take off the the butter, all the peanut butter that's on the screen. Um, all right. So, to uh to preface this, yeah, we're doing another playthrough of a game that I have not personally played through before. I've not sat down and played Super Mario World by myself. I got a Super Nintendo in the late uh mid90s, pretty much exclusively for KI. few other games like Star Fox and things like that, but I missed out on like Super Metroid. Played that for the first time a few years ago. Played Super Mario 64 three years ago almost to the day and I had never played through that game myself and I loved it. I loved it. So, I've played Mario 3. I've played Mario 1, but Mario 3 is pretty goated. Like, I've always thought to myself, this is like one of the best NES games, period. So, a lot of people say this is the quintessential best 2D Mario game. And I have a interesting story because when this game first came out, it was not critically wellreceived. Weirdly enough, like people say it's the goat now, which I'm not even doubting, but weirdly enough, when Super Mario World happened on a Super Nintendo, um it was kind of criticized for not really doing anything new where it just felt like it was were sort of retreading a lot of the same water that Mario 3 was and it just felt like a better looking kind of like a little bit better playing Mario 3. So, a lot of people like gave it some kind of harsh reviews back then back then, which is fascinating cuz now it is largely considered to be like one of the best goddamn games ever like type of [ __ ] you know? Funny enough, we should just get this started. I should find out if Were they right? Were they right? Is this game just a slightly better Mario 3 and Mario 3 is actually the goat 2D Mario? I'll let you know. I'm going to find out. Uh, whatever we did before, screw it. Empty that [ __ ] A singular a singular playing Mario game. Um, I would prefer not to do skips. I don't I know there's skips in here, but I don't want to do any of that [ __ ] I'm going to try to avoid it. Uh, welcome. This is dinosaur land. In this strange land, we find that Princess Toad Stole is missing again. Looks like Bowser is at it again. So, Yoshi's a dinosaur. Yoshi's just a dinosaur. Is that how that's how they're explaining it? He's just a dinosaur. Is that a translation error? Welcome back to the Um, so I see what they're talking about, dude. Mario 3 had this cool overworld and so does this one. So I can see where where they're coming from. All right. Yoshi's house. Yoshi's Island 2. I'm doing Yoshi's Island one. What about Yoshi's house? Go in here. And these are tutorial like speakers. Hello. Sorry, but I'm not home. But I have gone to rescue my friends who were captured by Bowser. Yoshi. Yoshi knows how to read and write. Read and write. I thought he was a dinosaur. I like the birds. Okay. Well, get me out of here. I'm trying to understand why. Why? Oh god, he's dead. I can't believe it. Whoa. Yes, this I'm familiar with. This is a legendary first level. Okay. Yosh. Yosh. Fat Mario. God. Don't worry about it. I don't need it. Okay. Oh, these guys are dinosaurs, too. They're like dragons, though. They have wings. Kind of dinosaur has wings that isn't like a pterodactyl. Why I just poo poo out? Why I just poo out a mushroom? I'm legit asking, chat, I went fast and I poo pooed out a mushroom. Why? Why? What kind of mechanic is this? Do a spin jump. There's no spinning. Found the spin move. Why not? behind a bush. Oh, you can run. Bushes can give you stuff. Okay. What's the point of spin jumping? Oh, damn. I feel like I'm in an egoaptor video. All right. Nice. Point of advice, you can hold an extra item in the box at the top of the screen. To use it, press the select button. There's nothing there. There's nothing there. Foolish developers. Wait a minute. Can I bump slide? Oh. Ah. Yes. Uh, what? Wait a minute. Can I do like how do I kick flip? Yeah. How do I upchuck? Ooh. Ooh. Okay. Right. I I know this from like Oh god, I need to read that. Oh god. Ah. Okay. Kick flipping is pretty cool. I like it. Wow, it actually can travel way up there. What can I do with this from the lore run? Chill. Oh god. I see people do the craziest stuff on like Kaiso runs or whatever it is where they're like kick flipping, bouncing, and it jumps back and it falls in midair and they jump off of it. Like holy moly. Um, this game also feels a ton like Mario Maker. And I think we talked about this before. It's been a long time since I played Mario Maker. I think the mechanical basis of Mario Maker, the core gameplay was this. Oh, oh, oh, this is the best game I've ever played. Oh, dopamine. It's like that Donkey Kong uh levels where you just get a ton of bananas. I like it that he does a Naruto run. Um, the power of the switch you have pushed will turn blank square into exclamation point. Your progress will also be saved. Oh, what? Save points. What? Continue and save. Okay. I mean, Naruto does a Mario run. No, definitely not. Uh, is there a reason to revisit levels? Can I like go back to them? We haven't found Yoshi yet. I just realized. Can we like go back to them and find stuff? Can I half a press a level if you missed anything? Interesting. Some have multiple exits. Okay. Okay. This game's supposed to be all about a Yoshi, but there's no Yoshis in this game. Damn, Mario. Could you? Okay, so that's what I got replaced. I can now select that. Hooray. Thank you for rescuing me. This is what his actual name is. My name is Yoshi. On my way to rescue my friends, Bowser trapped me in that egg. Please help me and my family. You weigh a ton. To do a spin jump, press the A button. A Super Mario spin. A Super Mario spin jump can break some of the block. I figured this out already. I have a brain. Uh, can I spin jump on? Oh, damn. Okay. So, can I like jump and then Wow. Oh, this is how we sacrifice him to the devil. So, can I like run really fast and then Oh, wait. There we go. Okay, that's it. That's it. That's it. Wait, what? Does that give me anything? Can I hold it? Eat the child. What is this giving me? Points or some [ __ ] My god. Aha. Thought things turned into fire. Oh, they give me one coin. Good god. One coin. Good lord. I can't eat that dude. Cannot eat that dude. Excuse me. Excuse me. He has to Ow. Okay. Don't worry about it. Okay. All right. Got it. Don't worry about it. This gate marks is a checkpoint. I get it. Leave me alone. Ah, and if I'm already all yosed up. God, what is happening? What? Time to ditch this lizard. I'm going to go back down to the lizard. No, forget him. Okay. All right. I'm just gathering everything. Wait a minute. I've learned what? Huh? Well, that's different. wow. Do I need a Yoshi in here? Grab a box. Grab what? Ooh, I am. Ooh. Okay, this is interesting. Yes. Damn, I'm good at this game. Oh, you can only kick flip so much. All right. die, please. God. All right. I am being taught mechanics, right? All I need is a calm of Peach, right? This is Mario. She will tell me exactly what I should be doing and why I should be doing it. And then she'll give me some sort of gotcha every time I do a level. You know, I need a calm. I need to be her. I need her to be like telling me this stuff constantly. Focus. Listen, M. We got to get to the end of this level. M, we're about a halfway through this level. How are you feeling? Not great. Um, the big coins are dragon coins. If you pick up five of these in one area, you get an extra Mario. Not a oneup, just an extra Mario. How do I like in bounce those? Why? Why? Just normal. that's just what that is. All right, I'm ready for this to get hard. I'm ready. Yoshoy. Oh, there's the Okay, so red dudes are uh fire but fire. Fire joy joy. We got to go down, right? Must eat. When you stomp on an enemy, you can jump high if you hold the jump button. Use up on the control pad to jump high in the shallow water. Oh god, there's shallow water. Let him swallow it. Gross. Chat, chill. Children are watching. Uh of history. What is that? What was What? Huh? Dude, I think this is the fastest anybody's ever played this game before. I legit do. I think like in all the history of people ever playing Super Mario World, this might be the fastest anybody's ever played through this. You know, if there's a if there's a world record pace that could be explained like demon pace. Yoshi's Island number seven. Sheeps. No. No. The No. Killed himself. I didn't want that. Okay. My extra mag back there turned into uh a normal mag instead of explosive rounds. What? Where are we? If you are in an area that you have already cleared, you can return to the map screen by pressing start and then select. These things refuse to die. Smashing. What the heck? There's a tutorial. Only you had a Yoshi. Yoshi would never be able to help me in that scenario. Okay, understand what just happened. How do I Ah, they were they realized I'd be stupid. They knew I'd be stupid. Oh, that thing just fell because it fell. Oh, come on, dude. No, no, no, no. That doesn't count as a death. No, it just counts as an afterlife. Give me the Yoshi. I'm never losing the Yoshi. Okay. Where's Where Where' the lizard go? I'm not going down there this time. Useless information. What need? I'm about to get a kill streak, chat. Hold on. Jeep. Okay, fine. UAV inbound. You get bonus stars if you cut the tape at the end of each area. If you collect 100 bonus stars, you can play a fun bonus game. I think I almost bent my controller in half doing that. This one isn't the Mario game that's like a play. Okay, that's Mario 3 where like the entire game is a stage play. Completely normal level. Press up on the control pad while you're jumping and you can cling to the fence. to go in the door at the end of the area. Use up as well. Oh, it did what it said it would. Damn. I look at my tushy. Wait. Wow. Look, I found some tech. That's crazy. Uh-oh. Uh, lovely. Wait, what? What? What? I'll take it. Get me out of here, brother. Oh god. 3D. I've entered the third dimension. And I jump to the other side. The third dimension. Uh, one of the Yoshi's friends is trapped in the castle by Eggy Koopa. Defeat him. Push him into the lava pool. Spoilers. Wait, I can punch the guys on their side of the fence. Hold up. No, you can't. I don't think you can. Oh my god, I can't. I can't believe no one ever told me that. That's crazy. No one would ever mention this to me the whole time. Game's back. The game is backseating me. Oh god, it's fine. I'm going to die. Damn, this song though. Oh god. Wow. It's fine. Don't worry about it. Die. Can you Hey. Hey. Oh, I have to smash teabag. You can farm extra lives in this castle. That's good to know because I don't ever plan on dying again. I have zero I have zero plans to ever die again. Thank you. Mario has defeated the demented. Demented Iggy Koopa. He seemed normal to me. In castle number one and rescued Yoshi's friend who is still trapped in an egg. Together they now travel to donut land. Story is going places. Demented. The D word. Donut land. Uh, continue and save. Damn, we're making big progress, Chad. Apparently, we're already halfway through. I want to go back to town. I'm going to see if I can get more flasks. Uh, nothing. Nothing here. No flasks. Red dots have secrets. What? Red dots. Does it mean like? Ah, this one has a red dot. And it is a donut plan. I mean plane. This is postgame content. That was the final boss. Gotcha. So, we're on NG+ now. Sick. Give me. Give me. Give it to me. Why won't you let me have it? Why won't you let me have it? I wish to be one like the birds. I want How do I take their clothing? Baseball. You flatter them. You killed the one that would Oh my god. I shot the one in the face that would get Yes. Okay. Okay. This is a big part of this game. It works like I think it would. Oh god, it doesn't. Oh god. It works like the Tanuki tail. Oh god, it doesn't work like I think it does though. Wait, how do you how do you like dive bomb? I get access to this from the start. Welcome back to the stage. How do you like hold a H. Got to go up and down, right? Hold Y. Wo. Okay, neat. All right, hold on. Whoa. Where are we dropping, boys? Okay. Whoa. How do I Okay, hold on a second. My stomach. I run out of time. It's okay. It's worth it. Ah, come on, you fool. Why is this so weird? Just hold sprint and release jump. Why? I'm going backwards. I want to try to get up there. Don't hit the spin button. I'm not spinning. This is Why? That's X. Nintendo. The dad. Why am I going backwards? What? What is Why? Why am I such a fool? Ah. Hey, I got it back. History. Whoa. Whoa. Don't worry about it. I get a freebie. Wait. Wait. Hey, what? I don't even This is going to be spoilers. Use Mario Escape to soar through the air. Run fast. Jump and hold the Y button. Chat. There's a spoiler. To keep balance, use left and right on the control pad. Why am I going backwards? Why am I going backwards? I'm going to die. Wait, no, I'm not. Why does he go backwards? What? My controller's broken. Yeah, I'm not spinning. He's saying I'm spinning. I'm not. Ow. My whole face. Okay. Okay. He's the one doing it. No. Miamoto. Ow. God. Okay. Okay. Run faster. Time to go. Now it's time to go. Now we have to go. God. Okay. Okay. Don't worry about it. Okay. Don't worry about it. Completely fine. Completely fine. We're just running out of time. Lots of lots of things happening suddenly. Welcome back to stage of history. I need to figure out the mechanics. All I need help. I I I need to figure out the mechanics. Where's red cape? Son of a Where's your weird red cape furry friend? There he is. Give me. Give me. Don't like you. Don't like you. Yoshi. Welcome back. I need to figure out how this this works. Is why? Why? God's happening again. Lots happening. Was that a bush? Was that a bush up? Hey, thank you. Okay, don't worry about it. I can have a cape and a Yosh. I can have a cape and a Yosh die. Okay. All right. Big doinks. Big doinks. What is this? The red dot areas on the map have two different exits. If you have the time and skill, be sure to look for them. I have the skill. Ah, do I have to exit the the lizard? I'm going to go back and tread. I didn't realize that was edible. Hey, there are things. Oh god. Oh man, Yoshi, it was a good time. It was a We had a great time together. That's not thought. Okay. Oh, what the what the what what was up there? Stop spinning. I literally have the spinning only Mario perk. Okay, I literally have the spinning only Mario perk. All right, I equipped it. I got it from the pre-order. That's not me. That's me just pressing the jump. Welcome back to the stage of history. Redemption. Redemption. Redemption. Damn [ __ ] No, I'm not saying what you guys are saying is wrong on the controls. I'm saying you all think you're right, but you're wrong. Ooh. Ooh, this is engaging. Okay. God, please. Yes. What is this? What? What? Ah, the big suck. what? You telling me I just leave? Get back in. What the I want to do the the floaty odies, right? How do I do the floaty? I get up forward and back. Ah! Ooh! I'm being engaged. Okay. All right. All right. I got it. God. Oh god. They're trying to kill me. God. Wow. Don't need the Yoshi. I'm leaving them. History. I'm just leaving every thing. I want I want to do more more of this stuff. Oh no. Oh yes. Yoink. I did it. I did it. I did it. My cape does me no good here. I'm really good at underwater levels in Mario games. I usually never get hit. Even Simmons is like, "Damn, how?" Yeah. Give me something. Give me a gun. You've acquired the Beretta. Whoa. Okay. He's a little thick Italian plumber. I got to be used to it. I have never seen this before. Again, I've seen this game offhand. I don't know if I ever remember this happening. Oh my god, this is horrific. Exit. Oh my god, dude. I have I don't know if I've ever seen this before. This is new to me. Actually new to me. Where do I go? Oh god. Oh god. God. God. God. That's not what I wanted. Was that it? That's it. That was it. Okay. You got to hit the blocks up top for dragon points. Bam. Look at this guy sleeping. Bam. Four. Four guns. Bam. Ooh, I can I can huck. Uh, what the heck is this about to do? A giant arrow. Cuz I did not know. Wow, you can go right. Amazing. Wait, this is probably on a timer of history. Yeah, that's what I thought. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Oh god. Hey. Hey. Chill. Chill. I tried. Miamoto. More secrets. Look, ghost hoose. How hard can it be? How hard can the ghost hoose be? Uh, can you like uh look at them and they turn around or something? No, guys are taking up precious time. This is terrifying, chat. Scariest thing I've ever seen. Okay, well, I'm going to need this. Uh, run, run, run. I need this. I need this hole. What's over there? Huh? What's over there? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Dude, can you like stop? I still have it. I don't see I don't see anything. Can I take this in the door with me? Brother, you are making this hard. Oh Can I take it with me? I can't take it with me. Stop it. Can you ple What was the point of the uh the bouncing thing, right? Uh-oh. There are five entrances to the Star World in Dinosaur Land. Find them all and you can travel between many different places. Right. But I don't want to. God, I can't reach, bro. Hey, look at that. Oh, look at that. Uh, okay. Hey, I'm going to need uh But but I mean, right, but I need like a thing. I I need a thing. Why is there a door over here? Thanks for the oneup. Okay, so we're back at the start. Do we still have the There's a pal over there now. That wasn't there before. What the? That was not there before, right? Spin jump for safety. You can spin jump ghosts, only on April 1st. Skip the cut scene. Come on. Will you just fall? You scared Italian plumber. Oh, what? Yeah, that's there. I'm getting some kind of memory. Dude, you reset. I'm getting a memory. God, that wasn't it. That was not not it. I'm getting a memory. Hold on. Something that I think I've seen in the past. I don't know if true or not. God can't fall down, can I? I can't. Yeah, some It's some kind of link to the past. Is my memory real? Holy moly. Can I clear I can almost broke the controller in half. No, I is not right. You can take it with you in the door. What? I tried. I don't think you can. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh my god. Do it. Wait, wait, wait. Can I take the the the block with me? I like it that this is a puzzle. Can I take this with me? okay. Oh. Oh, I don't get it. I was looking at the chat. Okay. Is this still going to be here? Everything respawns, right? Can is uh what's in this door? I haven't gone in here yet. What the? So, I can't take the thing through the door. Every ghost house is like an escape room. I'm seeing that live. I like that they give me a bunch of oneups so I can die to this a lot. Is there something up here? God, ghost, can you chill on my butt? Oh no. Welcome back to the stage of Right. Okay. So, POW block, right? All right. Go in here. This creates a door to hell. Or it doesn't. What's over here? Have I gone in here? Huh? What? Chill. This is literally the hardest puzzle in the world. Can you see blue? What do you mean can I see blue? You saying I'm color blind now? That's literally impossible. There's nothing. Blue door. What? There's no blue door. There's literally I have the best eyes. There is no blue door. What's a blue door? What are we talking about? Blue door. There's literally no blue door. Literally is an impossible blue door. I'm looking in the fridge and they're telling me there's milk in the fridge and I don't see any milk. I don't want any help on this. If you're telling me there's milk in the fridge, I'm going to find it. Okay. You telling me we have mustard? I don't see it, but I'm going to find it. There's no blue door. Like the chat's like, "You're seeing this mythical blue door. What the?" Maybe I had to get up there. Blue dorm. Just go slow. I'll stop. I'm gonna stop running. I am going to stop running. Got to run here. Get away from me. Get away. Get get a shark. Um, come back out of history. I think I see it. I think I think I see it. Oh my god. I think I see where it's supposed to be. All right. God, go. All right. So, there was a collection of There was a collection of coins over here. Blue door. How many times was that there? How many times, dude? What would that What was the point of the POW block in the first area and the trampoline? Why would that be there? I'm like, I'm about to solve this the most complicated way possible. Like, I'm going to create a solution. Like, they're just to mess with me. Is there a different exit than that? There's another exit in the giant house. Is does it involve all the extraneous BS that is all over the place? Back to the stage of history. Does it actually involve those things? Everyone's saying yes and no. I'm going to go get some coffee. Like, chat, you're driving me insane. Blue door. It was light, chat. It was It was like light blue. It was not a cerulean blue. It was the light. It practically was a white door. I cannot believe you guys. So, where the hell would the other one be? Where would it be? Okay, it's okay. All right. Wait, wait. You get So, you get two or two or three pipes in and there's the one thing you hit that creates a whole line of dudes, right? That creates like a whole bunch of coins. And I'm like, I don't have a a POW block in here. I cannot make that a platform. So, that has to be the room, right? That has to be it. There's some way in there that I can get a POW block. Welcome back to the stage history. But I don't I cannot take I cannot He's drunk. I cannot take anything through the doors. This is to collect coins only. P switch. Pow block. Whatever. You're overthinking it. I don't think I am. I don't. This is the first ghost house. This is setting up the rest of the ghost houses to be much more complicated than this. You're over you're under I'm underthinking it. I'm about to go back in there. Pressing this button. Oh, this is cheating. Oh, bro. This is cheating chat. So, ghost houses give you access to uh warps. It's not really donut secret. Oh, this stuff's icy. Okay, no problem. I'm I'm invincible. I'm effing invincible. I almost died. Can I just fly with this invincibility like manually? Bum slide. Wow. Wow, it's so slippery. Stop. Huh? Come back to the story of history. God, I missed the big one. Let's make some progress. Here we go. Okay. Okay. All right. Big suck. Big big suck. Here we go. Oh god. Okay. All right. Don't worry about it. Okay. All right. Okay. Yep. Okay. Yeah. Good. Very good. Look at this. Damn. Playing Mario Paint. Big suck. Forget it. Forget it. It's fine. Welcome back to the age of history. Where the right here. Huh? Oh, boy. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Blue dudes. What's the significance? What the? Okay, taking this with me. Bam. Dang. Whoa. He's a god. Welcome back to the stage of history tutorial. You can slide the screen left or right by pressing the L. What is this? 16 gigabytes of memory. SNES has DDR5. Uh, okay. Uh, on. Okay. These guys look weird. Yeah. Okay. Okay. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm carrying this with me the whole time. It stays my reward. Bro, how you supposed to know? the hell does that do? So, those rooms are like you get five oneups or something. Okay. You just get the right order, you get like five oneups. Yeah. Okay. We're We're cooking now with gas. Golden. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. God, this guy's Wait a minute. Bam. Hey, wait. I can fly like an eagle to the sea. God. What it what? Many things just happened. All right. Huh? Hey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? That's it. How did I control this again? Up, down. God, please don't get hit by this guy. Here she eat that. Nom nom. Oh, nom nom. Oh, take it. Oh, wow. Really take it. Yosh, she hung you. Run faster. I I was invincible. Invulnerable. Ah, Jesus. Sorry, Yoshi. This is where we part ways. Okay. All right. Was this a red level? No, there's no secret exits in that one. Nah. Oh god, not one of these places again. Okay, it's fine. It's fine. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wait. Wait, wait. Yes. Yes. Yes. No. Yes, chat. We're doing 150% play through. That means we're going to have to skip some things. If you get If you go for like the full 100%, that means you're going to have to just not do some things. Okay. That's the way actual real 100% completion runs work. How do you Oh. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Right. Right. Boring. Oh. Oh. Oh. Uh. How the heck do I What? Probably nothing. Chill. Oh god. Oh god. Oh man. Okay. Right on the coonius. Red door. I see it. How do I Huh? He's angry with me. Smash him on the head and then Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Let's not let him do that again. Oh god. Oh. Oh god. Almost died. Oh. Oh. It's It's escalating. It's escalating. Interesting sounds. Look at that. 99% completion rate. You skip some levels. No, we didn't. It's impossible. We've literally scoured every single part of this game for secrets that have never been discovered before. Like, we we have found levels that even professional speedrunners haven't found. Morton Koopa, Junior of Castle 2 is now just a memory. Damn. The next area of the underworld vanilla dome. What traps await Mario in the new world? What will become of Princess Toad Stool? Vanilla dome. What's all that stuff over there? Right. Crazy for you to give me a sneak peek at like the final area. Okay, so we found the secret there. Found the secret there. The heck is this? Autocroller. Oh god. Give that to me. I'm going to eat my hand. No squish. No squish. Go go go go go go go go go go go. Hey, this is going to be good for something. Go faster. Weird. Oh, I can. My god. Can all this stuff. Sweet molasses. Not this time. Oh my god. This time. Oh my god. Was that not Oh, because I was a little Italian. It couldn't give it me the feather. please, Hey, that would have also likely been, man. All the power. All of it. I need more power. Oh, hey, this they're giving me this for a good reason. What is it? Where am I supposed to fly? God, what was this? What is happen? Maybe it's on the next level. I hate these birds. Maybe it's in here. Okay, this is now going to be. It wasn't. It wasn't. It freaking wasn't. All right, let's not do that again. My head hit something. Oh, there be ceiling there. Dude, I'm Did you hear that? Can I take it with me? I can so I can go back with it. I can take it back with me. H pipes you can take stuff. Doors you can't is what I'm getting out of it. Pipes. Yes. Doors. No rules. Okay. Right. This has Okay, let's let's just clear the road. Good. Good. I'm so glad I did that. I'm glad. Stage of history. Oh, what? Right. Can I take that all the way back? I don't know why those are there. Take this all the way back. me alone. Why are you here, bro? What? What is your purpose? Come on. Holy mother of God. No, I just created a hazard. God. Yes. I don't need you anymore. Slippery blocks today. Oh yeah. Stick it in there. Uh-huh. it. What? What? Why? Why is that all down there? that ain't coming back, is it? Why is it all down there? What's with all that stuff? The power of the switch you have push will turn those into those. Your progress will also be saved. What the I go back. Save it. Go. Can't go back. I can't go back. I can't. I cannot. Can't go back. Oh. Oh god. Oh sh. This is a ghost house. Can you find the exit? Oh my. You telling me that wasn't the problem before? Don't get lost. I planning on beating this immediately. I will not over complicate this in any way at all. Okay. I can't I can't screw this up yet. Oh, okay. Allighty then. I can't take you through a door. So what? Oh, blue door. Oh, blue door. Oh no, I got trolled. Wait, there's no other way to go. Damn, he's good. That's crazy. Damn, he's good. It's crazy. Missed the door. No. Hey. Okay. Tell me there's another exit in here. Need the secret. why do what? Huh? I can probably fly in here, right? because there's so much momentum. I just need to get uh items. These are two different rooms. That's what it is. These are actually two different rooms that look the same. I get it. I get it. I get it. That's no wonder. Yeah, I need to like have um I need to go back to a level and find some like I need a cape. Let's give me a cape. The donut planes. Yeah, let's go. A god at this level. Okay. So, if I do, do I retain it? I do. Cool. There we go. historyelcome. what? What? What? Oh man. No matter what. Nice. Wow. They literally put this here so you can go back and mess with that level. They literally put this here. I'm guessing it's to the left. No. God, why? Why' they all go away? No, we going back in. Can I farm that? Can I farm that? Can I farm it? Can I get more XP? What? Where am I going? cuz it's so easy. Cuz we just get this every time. Top secret area. Hold on. That's my reward for doing this. Oh, sweet and merciful. Now I have a yo I take Yoshi with me. Oh my god. You take Yoshi with you. No, you don't. Son of a. Oh, that's the point. That's why it's hard. That's why it isn't just a gimme because they'll prevent you from going and getting it and then the one up pieces off screen. Ah, gotcha. I get it. Not as easy as I thought it was. But this is amazing. wait a minute. Hold up. Hold up. Wait a minute. Wait. Wait. Next stream. Just doing some Super Mario World grinding. 6 hours later. I can always come back here. As long as I just get the Yoshi, then come back in and get him again. I'll never run out of lives. I'm literally never going to run out of lives. I'm like a god. I'm like a little Italian god. Wow. I'm unstoppable. Oops. Intentionally. All of that intentional. Moving on. There's an alternative exit to this. Can I munch? Can I munch? I can munch. What does this do? These birds are pissing me off. I already have this. No, you don't. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. What does that do? Yoshi can effing fly. Oh, that's kind of amazing. did I just really screw up? Ah, well, it was fun while it lasted. Oh, he's back. Slam. Damn it. Well, I go back and he'll be there again. If I only had a cave. did it. Oh, am I feel the oceans here? The shore. Die. mine. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Okay. All right. Okay. Stop jumping, brother. I want this. Vaunted, don't just take him out. Just take him out. M. Uh, what's over there, though? I have to know. I must know. Leave no stone unturned. Is the 150% Mario run. Got it. It was like nothing. What's over there? What? What are we? There. B. I wanted Hey, shut up. Panic sets in. I'm exploring. Ah, yes. Good. 35 seconds. Let's go. Oh god. Oh, that is not 35 seconds. That's like mega slower. Oh, it's definitely the more level. No, it's not. there is an alt path in there somewhere. Much like how there was an alt path in this one down here, too. Or did we already get the alt path? No. Welcome back to the stage took it. You got the alt in the first one. All All right. You son of a Welcome Smashy Smashy the stage of history. Is it like cape related? That's right. What a speech. I don't freaking I don't have it. Oh my [ __ ] sorry. Sorry. There's no way my child's still watching. There's no way. There's absolutely no way. She's definitely in bed now. Right, Jessica? What do we learn when daddy says bad words? I want all of these guys to die. All dying. Ultra combo. What in the hell? Okay, maybe we can get enough momentum. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh my god, I can get enough momentum just from that no. Oh yeah. Okay. Learning how this stuff works. Oh, this was the normal exit. Wait, did I find the secret? hey man. Hey, man. We're just We're just people out here trying to live our lives. Okay. Oh, hi sweetie. Hi, sweetie. Star Road. Star World underwater. What? Yoshi. What? Land. Land. Run. What? He eats the Wow, that's weird. Just munchy. Munchie. I'm just invincible. Oh my. Run, run, run. Oh no. Oh no. This is significantly harder. Yoshi. Yoshi, come back. Yoshi. Yoshi. You're running faster than me. Oh my god. I have to itch my nose so aggressively slow. And he fell off. Glad I lived that. Time to fly. Does this last forever? Oh, it does not. jump. Chill, brother. What about the Yoshi, though? dead. Clearly, he won't be integral to this level, right? Hey, chill. what? What was that level? Grab. Oh my god. I'm not grabbing the child. Did I kill him like permanently? hey, it's become large. It is large. What does a What does a yellow Yoshi do? Oh my god, I left him in there. Great. Okay, let's just Okay, so we're going to go back in there. I'm going to I'm going to get the yellow Yoshi. And I don't know what to do with it. I can leave with it, but there's another exit somewhere. somewhere in there. Let go of the X button. I will never let go of the X button. Oh God. Oh, you mother of God. the baby feed feed. Okay, so what is the goal now? He throws coins. He cannot be attacked. Oh my god, he's back. What is this Yoshi's ability? What do you do? Ultra combo. What in the hole? Wh What is this? What is this? What? This is not normal. This is not Moon. Thanks for the five dudes. This was not normal. What in the holy I'm stuck. This is not normal. You could carjack people in Mario World. a red Yoshi. Oh, Christ. I can't go back. It won't let me. I have to play the whole level without the bird, chicken, whatever. Lizard. Man, I wish I had a Yoshi. I'm sure I'm not missing out on anything special. Sure, this is going to be completely Completely normal level that I'll just complete. Holy. There's got to be something up there. Oh boy. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Right. Okay. All right. Yeah, that didn't happen. Okay, get the lizard acquire. Do not chuck. All right, lizard acquired. Hold lizard deer. Eat. Eat. Eat. Grow. Big and strong. What do you do? What does a red Yoshi do? Spit. That's helpful. I can just fly everywhere now. Welcome back to the sea of history. Fly like an eagle. Let my spirit carry me forever. Oh, not forever. Oh. Oh dear. Hey. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What? Whoa. Uh. What is this? What am I missing? Great. Where is the mirror? It's somewhere in there. There's eat. Oh, Where I ate it. I ate it. I ate it. It's been eaten. So, I'm back here again to the stage of history. Is it Oh my god. Oh god. My god. Um, you okay. No, there was another blue guy. Oh god, was another blue guy. So that last blue guy is there so that I can fly, right? It has to be the the the thing has to be in like the top right or Chicken. Yum. Feed. Feed. Feed. Feed. Feed. Big. Right back to the stage of history. Where's that blue dude again? Oh my god, dude. Oh no. They've made this literally impossible. It's actually impossible. Uh even if you go above it, even if you go above it. I haven't checked down here. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are those? and lose my chicken and Okay, welcome back to history. Okay, time to feed. I need to save that for uh I just need to find the right area to use the blue shell dudes. Okay. Continue. How'd that guy not die? All right. So, I'm going to take this dude. I'mma run. My god. My god. Welcome to the stage of history. What was I doing? Why would I do this? I think I saw to leave the level. Oh Okay, now we need to get big. Must acquire bigness. I think this is the only time we get big. And then we leave with bigness. Then we re-enter with bigness and then get back in and go. Oh god, no. Don't you dare. That's fine. Acquire lizard. Feed lizard. Yum. Yum. Lizard. Fetched. Cape. Get What the [ __ ] I'm going to be here for the rest of my life. I'm going to be here for the rest of my life. The rest of my life. I don't think I'm ever leaving this level. I think this is just the stream from this point forward. That's it. It's just this funky ass Yoshi level. Why didn't he grow up that time? Don't lie to me. Here we go. Don't die. Don't die. Oh my god. Grow turkey grow. Okay. Extra cape. Extra cape. Okay, this guy. Oh, thank you, God. All the stars had to align. All the stars aligned. Where are we now? I don't want to beat the game now. That loses out most of the experience. That's the any%. Huh. Oo. Okay. Wonder where the hell this goes. Oh my sweet Jesus. God. Oh god. That goes much slower than I thought it would. Give it to me. Where? Why are you going this way? I don't want to go this way. You What is H? It's gone the other way before. It's gone that way. behind. Hey Grow. Grow you big chicken. Whoa. What? What? What was that? How do I stomp? How do I Yoshi stamp? Go back. Please go back. How long does this go on for? Am I here forever? No. Get out of here. Well, this is an interesting level. Okay, I see where the secret is. All right, so it's all the way on the right. It's all the way on the right. Gotcha. Perry god. Yeah, we have to get that. We have to get it. Dang it. I have to leave. Yoshi came Did not. He did not. Well, that's been fun. I connected the star. not over miss one secret one exit on the bottom one. Oh god, it's not not here. Oh no, the one I don't know how it works. Oh not a wait. W A T E. Wait, die. Die. No. Oh, I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Aya. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I think I just found something that has never been discovered before. First time in Mario Party history. Watch this. Whoa. Look at that. How does he do it? How does he know how to control it? never been discovered. No one's ever talked about this. I follow the forums. A [ __ ] back to the stage of history. I need to be big Italian, not little Italian. Listen to the music. Feel Dumb. Feed the chicken. Where is this secret? Is it back here? There was a few things that I could get, bro. Holy, what the hell? That sucks. Those things, right? Them things. Right. Dur. I can jump on them things right I just have to I have to get southern and hit it later. pink, go right. Let you just chill for a bit. Go as long as you want. Now me big press. Now me go. Big go. Oh sh. Oh god. Oh god. Oh no. Oh. Oh god. Oh no. Oh man. All right. All right. That me get definitely What? It went up. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. With my mind. Oh no. Oh. It's easier with a blue Yoshi or you have to find the other P switches, right? That's what unlocks that. So, I need to play more of the game to unlock the P switches. So, I have to come back here. where the hell do I get a blue Yoshi? Yoshi flies with the shells. Right. But is it this stage? This one's the red. No, it's red. Aha. Hey, got Oh [ __ ] Keeping him alive though. Oh, it's any winged. I didn't realize it was any wing at one. They're on. No, I should have just start selected out of there. 2. us. Just fly. Just nine lives. kiss my grow. Please, please, grow. Grow. Big and strong. Come on. Big and strong. All right, just eat the thing. Just eat him. There we go. Was that so hard? Now This is crazy. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. What are we even doing? Don't know anymore. I've I've forgotten. I've actually forgotten. That's It's so trolly. I've forgotten why we're here. I don't even know what we're doing anymore. Holy sh Please eat. Focus. M, you just have to get that blue Yoshi some wings. M, blue Yoshis can fly forever. M, if you just make it over there, M, it's going to be no problem. This is Peach. I'll see you next time. My frequency is 140.85. Contact me anytime you need me. M. Marvelous. What the hell? Amazing. If you have made it this far, beyond lies the special zone. Complete it and you can explore a strange new world. Sounds easy enough me up. Okay. Yeah. Interesting. He might be a god. Might be destined to play this game. Where are we going? What's the Right. Left. hell? I get it. I get it. I understand it. I'm running out of lives, though. This level's called Gnarly, by the way. The level is called Oh, you can't jump through that sweet molasses, dude. What's the point of all this? give me that now. Give it to me, dude. What is the entire point of all this over here? Why would we? How should we you would. Ah. Oh. A. What? How up there though? I'm effed. I think we're gee. We'll have to find a unique and creative way to die. Kill me. Kill me. Oh, good. Can't even die, right? Consume. This I think this thing's just the answer for everything, right? I'm going to be real. I think this dude is just the answer for everything. What is that? What? What is this machine supposed to be? Why does it do nothing? Oh, the blue Yoshi cannot fly here yet. Blue, are you still down there? Blue's still there. So, No way. Come here, you. Is that why you're here? I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I'm cheesing the game. I don't believe it. That was it. Just a one up. It's just a one up. That That's like That's all I get. Just a one up. Like not like not the best secret ever. What the hell does that do? What does the gray pow do? Run, Yoshi. God damn you, Yoshi. Back to the start. all the way to the start. So, I need to bring like a pow block and kick it up at him, right? I think so. Um, which I jump on his platform and then get over there. Yeah. Nay. Yeah. No, that's exactly what you have to do. Why does this [ __ ] feel so disconnected from the main game? Why am I side questing, This stuff feels so separate from what Mario I've never seen this [ __ ] before, by the way. I've never ever seen this [ __ ] before. Um, most people do these levels after all the rest. This is supposed to be post I don't think everyone anyone's ever found this ever. On their first play through ever. Anybody that says they did is lying. so there's eight weird levels. There's eight like funky crazy levels that you have to like solve. I feel like I want to come back here when I have more lives and [ __ ] you know, and I've like played a bit of the game cuz I have played so little of this game and now I'm doing like Mario Maker [ __ ] you know? Feel like feel like I'm less engaged by it. The individual challenges are cool, but I'm not making any game progress, which feels kind of bad. Feels kind of bad. I got stuck in this rut doing this stuff. So, I'm like I feel like I'm missing out on what the the game is. Is this the game? Vanilla Secret. Chat led me to post game. Not today. Oh, why can't I fly now? Weird. Hey, we have these. Come here. You. Hey. No. No. No. No. Come on. Yum. Yum. That's what I want. We have it. Doink. Oh, no. Not my not my sweet child. There goes that. You guys, you are the worst. Oh my god, dude. This place a nightmare. Boing. Okay. Become one with normal Yoshi. What? I don't believe that you. did I go off screen? Okay. Big bouncy. Big bouncy. Okay. Wait for it. Wait for it. Doink. Doink. Uh. Doink. And uh yeah. My god. My god. My my sweet baby. There we go. Checkpoint. Yum. Black to this. My god. Sweet baby. I had no choice. I literally had no choice. I had no choice. It was a choiceless situation. I was choiceless in this situation. He's fine. He'll be fine. We'll catch another one. We'll get another lizard. Uh, dolphins. Uh, dolphins. Big dolphins. Right. Okay. Yes. Big dolphin. I'd like another one of those. Thank you. Big big dolphin. Dolphin. Big big big dolphin. I'm running. Ow. God. Dolphin. Save me. You saved me. It's crazy. The arrow is helping. My god. My god. Oh, yes. Oh, good. Yeah. I need more yellow paint. Underwater. Underwater. Underwater. I'm too fat. Too plump. Uh, what? This stupid fish, dude. There's a thing. Don't worry about it. It's probably nothing. Probably not good and not helpful. Yes. 5,000 points. It's exactly what I needed. I thought that was really going to hit that guy. I was a fool. Keep going. Swam. What's here? Oh god. Oh my god. They're throwing [ __ ] at me now, too. Good lord. Good lord. Uh, I don't know if this is worth it. That shit's brutal. It takes forever to come down. Now, since I'm a tiny Italian, I can go below or not. No, I can't. The slowest walk. Why do I feel like if I keep going forward? run into more stuff. Fish. Leave me alone. Wow, that's crazy. Hey, what? Uh, okay. All right. Can you Okay, that's great. That's a great way to find out if I can Oh, the bottom, not the top. I see. I see. Does Star Fox make a cameo in this game? Star Fox would not come until way later. If he is, it was almost a teaser of the future, right? Butter Bridge, Butter. Oh, sidescroller. Oh, what? Okay. Yep. Yep. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. I That has now prepared me for the rest of the level. I'm now emotionally and physically prepared. What's with that? What's with the trolley stuff? Oh my god. Why is it going faster? Way down. Okay. Well, I guess I'm just not getting that today. Okay, I had to hover around that for a Why faster? You son of a time to go. Time to go. Come on. Come on. Come on. All good. Butter bridge. you. Oh, I need to Who's Capeman? You give me mine. No crawling away. No crawling away. Uh yeah. Get that out of here. So, what's the flight again? I hold down uh the jump button. Yeah. Okay. I keep pressing uh the spin button. I am not flying This kick and [ __ ] What? Can I have that? Am I allowed to? Oh my god. God. My god. Oh my god. Oh my Why is this happening to me? A Yoshi. Wonderful. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. the game. I'm back to tiny Mario. Get me out of here. Nice. Very nice. Who the hell's Ludwig? He's going to die. Wait, what the hell? Oh, the rings don't kill you. Oh, the chains don't hurt. Oh, the hell's that? yeah. Yeah. Oh, well that's much easier. Dang. Off. Stop trying to kill me. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Please, please. Wow. What's with the side quest over here? Get out of here. You done? Well, that really sucks. Can I hit you once? Whoa, it still come out. Welcome back to Very hard boss fight. Extremely difficult. Doing well. We're low on lives, though. We're going to have to start taking care of that. Save the Yoshi. blew up a castle. One step closer to the girlfriend. That's a different animation. Ludwig von Koopa's days of composing Koopa symphonies in the castle number four are over. The forest of illusion lies ahead. Mario must use his brain to solve the puzzle of this perplexing forest. I absolutely refuse to. B of Steel. Thank you. Are there any Sega Genesis classics that you consider streaming? Maybe other classics you skip like this one. The only classics that are on Genesis that I uh skipped are technically like Sonic stuff, but I've beaten Sonic 1. I've beaten Sonic 2. I haven't beaten Sonic 3. Forest of Illusion. Let me go back. I want to see Earthworm Gym. I don't know if Earthworm Gym is a cool game. I don't know if it's a classic. Earthworm gym looks amazing, but as you play through it, it's like uh it's a little rough. Is there a secret that I did not get here? Avenge of Shinobi. I actually do not like the Shinobi games before, like Shinobi 3, personally speaking. Damn, we're just going all these different ways now. We're so caught up. So, what was the normal path? Well, while we're here, I can now do this. And since we're here, I can do this now. Echo the Dolphin. I don't know if that has the appeal you think it does. Shinobi is the best. What? Hell no. I definitely disagree. No, the slow ass Shinobi. No, Shinobi one. Unless we're thinking of something else. Shinobi 3. The one where you're like surfing um where you're like surfing and [ __ ] is crazy. Contra hardcore shinobi 3 god tier games right on Genesis. I'm still doing this. Gunstar Heroes played it. Yeah, Vector Man. I never played Vector Man, but when we run out of all the other big games that I haven't played before, then we can maybe do some other weird retro ones. Give me these. Trying to get up to at least 20 lives. We have some buffer. Another classic I haven't played. I had to think about it. I had to think about it. Played Dino Crisis. We played Castlevania. Uh Soden. We played Soden specifically. We played Super Metroid. Played Mario 64. You know, Super Mario. This one Mario World is like, you know, considered one of the best games ever. Okay. Where have I not been? Was this way? Oh, was this? I am confused. Was that the path? Was that actually the path? You went the secret way. It loops around. Like this thing loops around on the bridge. You skip castle 3. How do I even get to castle 3? Where the hell's castle 3 even at is what I'm saying. Like where the hell's castle 3 even at? Is this it? Donut secret house in the cave. This goes around. Okay. How funny. Yeah. Over there. So, how the hell do I get over there? Is that a Is that a secret path? Beat this one normally. Regular exit. Oh [ __ ] That Sorry, Yoshi. Oh, that's not what I wanted. It's okay. Love that the Yoshi has a jettison Just jettison that, dude. Fly, Mario. Fly. Whoa. Oh my god, that was halfway. Death. Death. Can I only make it there as a little Italian? Oh, give me the fireball where nothing Can I kick this up there? Die. Okay. Normal beer. So, another secret level. There's uh two secrets here. Two exits. There's a fish out of water. Hell's going on. I'm going to grab all of these. Son of a I don't even want it. Better be. It was I don't get that. What? Hey yo, how do we get over there? Oh, is there a POW block somewhere over here? That probably is where the secret is. I'm just going to make a wild assumption. Why are we doing this? No, I don't want that. I can't run underwater. Stop trying. Almost was bad. Was bad. Actually very bad. No es bueno. God. Oh my god. Okay. Lost my damn thing. Hey man, chill. I'm just trying to figure out where to go. All right, so the secret's definitely in there. H secret's definitely in there. I need to line up that I hate this. I hate this. This sucks. Uh, so there is a secret somewhere in here. Somewhere. There's an alternative exit. Like alternative rock, but an exit. What the hell? This funky fish. The game kept giving me Oh, Christ. game could have given me firefl. Why fireflower? It was like the developers wanted me to have it. They desired it. What is that [ __ ] over there, man? You son of a [ __ ] Crack smoking. Sorry. Child's probably asleep, so it's okay. These cheaps, you just can't squish them or anything. Okay, we'll screw it right now. Oh god, my life. I have a firefl, right? The solution. The key. The hell does this thing [ __ ] go? Oh god. If this was easier, it'd be great. There we go. Located. Hey, there's a red switch. Look at that. Oh, that's bad. I have a plan for all you all you wise I have a plan. I'm going to over complicate this. Hold Let me just over complicate this. He jumped over. I'm not going to die to this. I'm not. It has been done. Continue and save. All right. Now, where are we going? Vanilla ghost house. Another ghost house. I love ghost houses. I love them. And all the weird [ __ ] that happens on the inside. Uh boy. Okay. Uh, okay. Oh, hard stuck. I'd love whatever that is, too. I'd like it. Give it to me. Let me have it. What? Please, please, please, please, please. Ghost man. Chill. Ghost man. Holy moly. Well, the good news is that I have seen the light. I was just getting to it. I have to wait again. Crap. So, I have the fly straight up here. son of a [ __ ] One second. That's a big green thing. I want to do the zooies. What was the buttons again? Let's do the zooies. God. Okay. Can't go over those. Forward. Back. A [ __ ] Welcome back to the stage of God, man. I had it. Go. No, the dive bomb. I don't think there's anything over Oh, son of a [ __ ] Yeah, you have to press like forward back to engage the big float and then you have to press back to start the uh the actual Oh my god damn it. Seriously, really? Is that necessary? Oh [ __ ] What if I just touch these things, I die? Let's find out. Son of a [ __ ] Ghost. God damn it. My nose is so goddamn itchy. Where are you supposed to go, man? Oi. Oh my god. And you're actually gone. Dude, I don't have I'm I This isn't going to be the thing again. That's it. I'm pissed off. ghost [ __ ] please. Dear God, let me have this now. Okay. Okay. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. All right. Hey, hey. Okay. You come over here. career. Okay. Uh what It's honestly nothing, but it's never been discovered before. Okay. I need to stop doing the dive bomb. the traditional exit. Okay. the normal exit unless there's an alternative. There has to be an alternative, right? Maybe not. I don't know if there is or not. Only one exit. Okay, this has no secrets either. Oh, joy. What does that mean? funny. I don't know if I want that. I think I still hear the music. Haha. Thought I thought that thing was about to go in the tube and I was going to lose it. I float. feel fair. I have to figure out how to really get this working, you know, the way I think it does. I try again. I just want to put you down. I got a checkpoint. point. Yes. Wait, what do those do? Oh, literally nothing. No. Get us the hell out of here, Yoshi. You and me. Get us the hell out of here. Uninstalling this game after I done playing it. behind I didn't realize how trolly Mario World is. It's a trolly ass game, dude. Onward. What? It's just guns. Just bullets. God. And there goes my chicken. Holy [ __ ] Let me have it. Dude, brother, stop spawning. I need that though. I I need that. Cool. Holy [ __ ] pulled back pretty hard. Hey yay, for real for real. Okay, getting spicier now. We're back. This is not a ghost house. This is a [ __ ] zone. Oh god, it's throwing PlayStation logos at me. No, stop. You're going too fast. Exit. you son of a [ __ ] Oh my god. Wonderful. That's great. Am I too young to die? Oh my god. What? What? How do I Okay, bro. How do you How What is it? What? small Italian too weak? How do I even get out of here? Oh. Oh. Ow. neat. These [ __ ] walk so fast. Let's go. M. Me and you. What in the [ __ ] It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Fine. It's okay. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Go away. Go away, you [ __ ] Go away. I understand the challenge now. I understand the challenge. That door scum sucking. so you have to go up here and Oh. Oh, wow. There's a stupid piece of [ __ ] What? How did he live through that? All right. So, there's a there's a invisible wall. Can that thing go away? Holy. You stupid. What? What? What? Don't want to hit this guy. Someone said earlier, "This game's not that trolly." Someone said that to me. They're like, "No, it's actually not." They said no. Die [ __ ] Run. M. M. Run. Boy, I cannot believe I chose that timing. Fine. It's fine. It is fine. I'm just dying. Why wouldn't he go in? I was holding Riot. Why would it not work? Stage of history. Won't give a [ __ ] Won't give a [ __ ] I'm losing it. I am losing it. Oh my god. Am I losing it, dude? My brain. This [ __ ] is kicking my brain's ass. No, I'm only going fast. Just dying. I can't go slow. Only fast. We'll die. Oh, come on, M. We can do it. Oh, yeah. I'm legit crashing out on Mario World. All right, it's fine. This is the furthest we've ever been in our lives. Uh, please die. I'll take that. Oh, please. Yes. I may have made a big jump. He went over there. Huh? Sure. I if you kill me. Oh, these guys are about to become a problem. I I knew something stupid was about to happen. Stage of history. Okay, this mine. Help. Helpful. Oh my god. You're over here. What the hell is this? No problem. Just blast these guys to Kingdom Come. Blast them. Mario has triumphed over Lei Koopa of Castle number three. Mario's quest is much Mario's quest is starting to get much more difficult. Have you found the red and green switches yet? Of course I did. Of course I did. Don't think I found the red and green switches. Come on, brother. You think I am? Cheese bridge. What? What is this? Mega Man one. that Yoshi coin will never get collected. It's just an impossibility. Your soul also was that never going to get that. I was staying up here. Going down here, actually. what is that? What are what wings? The hell was that? Oh, what the didn't seem fair. Oh god, I didn't know if it was going to scratch my ass or not. I what? [ __ ] Cannot acquest. Only for Yoshi. Only Yoshi wings. No one else. All right. I'm not getting shot this time. Told you. Told you climb him. Fudge. It's going to be fine. Ooh, it's fine, actually. Oh my god. I was at the end. I was actually at the end. Small Italian man powers. I need a Yoshi to Time to do some traveling. Whatever you do, don't take the wings. Don't take the wings. Give me a really good reason, cuz that seems exactly why we're doing this. Oh, they also have this Why is that so hard to get? Oh, it's gone now. The wings end the level quicker and if you have a normal Yoshi, it becomes blue. Right. But I'm trying to find out where the alternate ending is. And it would seem like it would seem like getting the wings would send us to alternate exit is not wings. Oh my god. So I just got this Yoshi for no goddamn I was not ready for this to happen. Holy [ __ ] I'm so [ __ ] I'm so [ __ ] Oh, buddy. Let's go. I didn't see where the I didn't see the arrows. I didn't see where the arrows were either hinting at. I didn't notice it cuz I was too paying paying too close attention to flying. You know, there were things after the goal. So, you have to get Yeah. So, I feel like I got to sacrifice Yoshi at the end. I guess I could also technically get up there with No, that'd be really hard with a cape. That'd be really hard with a goddamn cape. Try imagining a way around the goalpost. My My brain is saying I need to go under it, Cape seems possible, but way too [ __ ] hard. cuz there's nothing I can grab that I can eat that'll give me wings, you know. Oh my god, I got to run all the way back if I want to get a Yoshi. Jesus Christ. Hear me out. What if we don't save Peach? Hear me out. Me out. M. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Okay, you're big now. Good. I do like not getting the um the skips, right, and actually seeing all the levels and [ __ ] I I swear to God, there's still levels in Mario 1 that I have never seen before. I swear to God. Welcome back to Skeleton. You Thank you. Let it rock. Going to have to never get hit and carry the This is going to be hard. Holy [ __ ] How do we get this Yoshi across all that dank horseshit? Oh my god, dude. How do we get the Yoshi across the whole freaking level? There's all the parts of the level that have all that dumb [ __ ] that have all like the ridiculous stuff. Need a shell. I mean, there's no shells. There's no enemies. Those are regular guys. How do I How do I make the Yoshi? Like just go for it. I'm not going to get shot this time. [ __ ] me. Whoa! Oink! Oink! Oink! Yeah, this sucks. This is tough. Yoshi can just hop on the straws, the the saws. Yeah. Yeah, I'm seeing that. If I restarted, I mean, I just would have uh saved a life. Get big. a lot of traversal today. All right, let's just do this, you know. Whoa. Shortcut. Wa wa. So Yoshi can just jump on top of these bladed [ __ ] Are we saying that's just what I get to do? Oh my god. [ __ ] [ __ ] God, man. Oh, why' I jump to that one? Why not that one? Why? Why? Got to run all the way back here. You had fun the whole time. I did not. Wait a minute. You can fly if you have cape with a Yoshi. You can fly with Yoshi. What the hell? What the hell? Like just fly like normal with a lizard. Please don't die this time. Not fly, but glide. Okay. So, I can't do like the big crazy [ __ ] Get the float. We got this. Watch. Watch. [ __ ] Big [ __ ] Doesn't look like I can make it cuz the screen isn't over there. I did it again. Did it again. I think I need the cape. Yeah, I think I like have to have the goddamn cape. There's a cape further in the level that has the Yoshi. There's a cape further in. Where does this go? Wish there was a place that could take me like earlier, you know, back to the front. So, let's just get past this level a little bit. I got to pick up the chicken. Come on, you. What in the hell? That was not that You scum sucking son of a [ __ ] I just wanted to get Oh, this actually isn't that far away. I thought it was much further away. Much closer. Let's get a couple. Game has a [ __ ] ton of secrets. Like, it's kind of insane how many secrets are in this game. Like they made it the focus of the experience is to have secrets everywhere. Okay, we're going to get this [ __ ] Holy Oh, that actually takes significantly longer. All right, boys. What just happened? What just happened? What just happened? It killed me. I got the flag and it killed me. How the [ __ ] biscuit loving. I've never seen getting the flag before and then dying. You go under, not up it. Somewhere up there in heaven, Miiamoto's laughing. Eat it. Eat it, you piece of [ __ ] Everything's mapped out, right? Everything's mapped out. Everything's perfect. We know exactly what we're doing, where we're going, why we're doing it, what comes next, what came before, and what comes after. There's no way. I'll take that. Yeah. Okay. God, let's go. Almost almost beefed it, bro. I almost beefed That went well. There's another secret behind that goal. No, there's not. There's not. Might seem like there is, but there isn't. And you might have seen something behind there at some point, but there's actually not. Think that's you stupid. What the hell? No, I don't want the firefl out of here. Okay, give me the firefl. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. Oh, they don't do [ __ ] Seems unfair. Why am I doing this? Okay, sorry about it. That Yoshi coin has lost a time. Just little Italian man doing everything he can. Here we go down the waterfall. It just so it just connects the star road. Dark soul back to the stage of history. I think it's funny was I was just saying that. I was just saying like, "Man, I wish these connected to something." And then it literally did after I said it. It literally happened. Literally. Literality. Hey, normal level. [ __ ] God. He slowed down. Piece of [ __ ] Slow down. I hope that we get aggressive. fire. Lot of it. That's crazy. Some chrono trigger [ __ ] Please. I want a cape. I do. I want a cape. Can somebody give me a goddamn cape? What the hell? That thing was in front of me. Joy. I want it. I want it. Take this you stupid marmets. Like that. Ah. Up we go. Bye. Wasn't expecting that. Uh, water, water, water, water, water. Going left. Hello, fish. Where am I? Oh my god. Oh my god. [ __ ] Put me forward. Put me back. Put me forward. Go. Go. Just go. Ignore it. I didn't want to do this. This is not what I want wanted to do But it's what I did. That's what matters. It's not what I wanted to do, but it's what I did. Get him. You're under my little Italian feet. What's wrong with you? I don't get it. How could you? Why would you? It's fine. It's fine. So, if you see these guys cracking feet below you, they insta kill you. Gotcha. They one-shot that ass. They're unbalanced. Here, you [ __ ] Give me my chicken. Hey, chill, chill, chill, chill. These shits just pop out everywhere. Like I have to know they're going to be there or else they just kill you. Get me out of here. Place is Wow. I left Yoshi. God. Okay. Okay. Eat a carrot. What? What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] is happening? What in the [ __ ] is happening? What is happening, bro? What is going on? What is I don't I don't understand. I have no clue what this gives me or what has transpired today. Squish. Squish. I wanted it. That's all I wanted. Just wanted it. What was that? I have literally never seen these things before. Right. I've seen other people play this game. There's [ __ ] I have never seen before. I have never ever ever seen this. Oh, we're back. We unlocked all of the side routes. We did it. Spit out here. You black Yes, yes, yes, yes. Something that's gone. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. What the hell? It What? It keeps changing. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yoshi, Yoshi, Yosh Yoshi, chill. I see this looks like a Yoshi sacrifice. But I need the cape, right? It looks like a Yoshi sacrifice with the cape, right? No. Yeah, the key is probably right above it. Or a blue shell. Ain't no blue shells around here, man. There's literally no blue shells inside. Just keep moving forward. Oh, dude. Just let me Please, please God. God, please God, deflate. Mario, deflate that ass. Mario, deflate that ass. Found the secret. There we go. Uh, what? Fudge. Why? I was so smart though. even if I'm crouching These pieces of [ __ ] ghosts. You piece of [ __ ] ghosts. That's right. You got to spin jump on these guys. How the hell do I get that? Dude, what? End up there. Like, huh? God, dude. Spin Spin jump. laser ray. Thank you. Is there some [ __ ] up there? Is there? It's gone. Controller. Am I using a Super Nintendo controller? Damn. How does he do it? How does he do it? Those levels only have one exit. Hey, [ __ ] Quit doing that. gun. Oh god. Oh man. Where am I taking this [ __ ] Wait, wait, wait. I've learned. At some point I learned. God damn, dude. You son of a [ __ ] Let's [ __ ] die. Would not want to Every ghost house has two exits. No, it doesn't. Not true. I can tell you from experience whatever the other people are telling you isn't true either. Where did that guy come from? got one exit there. Okay. [ __ ] bastard. Sorry. Quickly, quickly, quickly. No time to dodawle. No time to yodel. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, okay. You have to be able to fly, right? That's just it. That has to be the answer. Like, you have to fly up there or something like that amongst all the Holy. But it's fine. I'm trying to figure out where this thing could be. It's either going to be left at the end of the stage or right. Don't want that. God damn it. I'll take it. That's what these pillars are here for. They're here to stop me. getting momentum. Okay, not there. God damn you. Okay, sure. I wonder if it's after the uh we take the second door. Boy. God, that's it. [ __ ] F. I just want to see. Oh my god. That's right here. Shut up. You Where is that? There's a lot of space in here, bro. There's a lot. Stupid ass feather. Oh my god, dude. I can do a brto designed this to be this way. [ __ ] This guy just snipes me as soon as I pop it. [ __ ] you guys. [ __ ] you. Is this the exit or was there one for it? Oh no, I think that's No, that's a different door. A sh Wait, Moon. Different exit. It was a different exit. Hey, Dragon Heart. Thank you. Is your Super NES console modified to play games in HD? How do you customize your console and such? Um tips and advice. Uh so tip number one, it's running on one of these. It's running on a RetroTank 4K. So yeah, uh that helps. It's running through HD uh HD Retro Vision cables. So, um, HD Retro Vision component cables and that's going into my retro tank, right? Uh, and I also have an SNES one chip, and you'll have to look that up, but there are SNES's that had higher resolution outputs. And, uh, if you find an S NES1 chip, it will just give you higher res, crispier pixels just in general. but they're a little bit more expensive and hard to find. Um, wait a minute. That stage sent me back to stage one. Did I miss something in stage one? That's so weird. Am I miss something? Am I missing something here in Forest of Illusion? Oh my god. Damn. Take it. No [ __ ] way. What the [ __ ] What? Excuse me. Ah. Oh, that was right. That's right. We need a No, I need the normal exit, brother. We already did that. Yeah, that's right. We get the fat ass right here. The fattest asses. The stage of history. Oh my god. Oh my. This is garbage. Oh my god. Hey. Okay. All right. All right. Cool. Sick. Sick. All red levels have two exits. Right. Right. Right. That's what we're trying to like cover. Desperado. I want to get all the exits. Yes. Okay. I thought I got I forgot I I get the secret one and I forget I forget to go back for the normal one. How many lives do I have? I got 10. Good. This is going to be huge. Huge. Oh my god. But it doesn't hit above my head. Even though it visually looks that way. I'm taking this. I don't care. Kick. Bro, you're killing me. Good. I want you to die in Minecraft. what's the point of that? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh god. The goddamn fish are coming back. You floating [ __ ] That was worth it. Was worth it to come over here and assassinate this one fish. It's worth it. There's a secret in here too somewhere. But let's just get an exit. Doesn't need to be the exit. Just an exit. Right. Right. What? You're coming back over here. Why? Why would you? How could you? Is this a wall or a fake ass wall? Fake ass wall. Oh my god, I found it. What? Blue switch palace. Uh, what in the hell does a gray power block do? Why should it? How could it? it turns the enemies into [ __ ] Wait, I can't even get up there. I can. I can now. They came back. They literally fall in. Okay. Ah, found it on. Oh, no. I think we found all of them. Right. That switch. Right. That switch. We found that. I I don't know if there's any more that we've gotten. I think we literally got every single one already. And we're at like the beginning of the game. We're like the first 5% of the game. We haven't even left Yarnham yet. Can't kill him. What? Oh. Oh, okay. Uh, I'm waiting. Went poorly. Dirty ass fish. Oh my god, this dirty ass fish trolling me. I have to keep this all the way till that dirty ass fish. It's necessity. The nemesis fish. A nemesis. Get the [ __ ] out of here. down. Tiny Italian man. Oh, what the [ __ ] These fish. Okay, these freaking blue fish. They sleep until you get close to them, maybe. I don't I don't understand how they operate. I just hate them. I don't understand how they work. I just absolutely despise them. Get me out of Man, dude, so many two exits. Are these guys covered in bubbles? You going to pop or what? You just pop sometimes and you don't. get out of here. Hey, my Yoshi. Time to whoop some ass. Whoa. Let's try this. Let's try this. Let's try this. Let's try this. Let's try that. This. This. No. Let's try this. Try that. Oh, try this. Oh. Hey. Take that. Oh, can I get that? Can I eat that fruit? I would want to eat the fruit. Can I grab that, please? Thank you. Why? Like really? Why do we need to do that? I'm going to get myself killed. know this game works. I got to get out of here. M. We got to There was a hidden area somewhere in What is this [ __ ] is this thing Like where this [ __ ] at? It's a weird ass bubble collision detection. Get out of here. Me and my Yoshi having a good time. Oh god. Focus. What in the [ __ ] is this? All righty. I have a I have a plan. I know what I must do. Must avoid all of these [ __ ] and throw [ __ ] up. Uh-oh. Plan. I really need this though. focus him. What just happened to me? What the hell just happened to me? Oh, he got up like a [ __ ] Okay, All right, listen. M got to hit all this I hate every single goddamn thing in Oh my god. I'm just looking for secrets. Game, you can kiss my nuts. Why is there a Why is there a [ __ ] fish? Okay, I need I need I need a [ __ ] to drop drop. Okay, nothing was literally nothing. Actual nothingness. Is that the pipe in the very end? Like legit that that yellow pipe in the very end. Is that the one pipe that I didn't check? Christ's sake. All right, M. Focus. What you need to do is go through all those pipes. M you got to got to go press the down button M on every single pipe if you I don't like how many times this guy's killed me. M Son of a [ __ ] turned around. Not this time. Kiss your friend's ass and my Yoshi. Now we cruise. Oh my god. This is a level. This is a video game level. What in the hell just happened? All right, I'm in focus. Lots happening. Lots happening. Try to go down this. Let's go. Get us out of this hell hole, Roy. Oh. What? Hey. Hey. Yo, Adrian. Hey. Okay. Well, I can't not pay attention right now. Only paying attention allowed. Okay. Right. Right. Left. I mean up. I mean [ __ ] I mean [ __ ] Lock in M. This is what you do best. It might be better if I'm a small Italian here. Oh my god. No. Please, God, no. Bye-bye. All right, M. Focus. This is it. It's your time to shine. We're in Endgame That did not happen before. This is This did not the timing. Why? What is this? Why? Why could this? Why would this? It's not going away either. M. Where's my one up? There it goes. Of course. Give me this son of a Boy. Boy. Howdy. Blow it up. Mario. All the stages are harder than the bosses. E Mario found his way through the forest of illusion and has put an end to Roy Koopa of Castle number five. Onward to Los Angeles, California, where Bowser awaits. Chad, how we doing? What are we at halfway through? Yeah, like a 50%ish side of type of thing. Oh, like 75. Really? All right, let's go get some more uh some more stuff. About 3/4s. This game is very fun. actually be able to go through here. You got 50 lives if you go to vanilla secret one. What? I was just about to go get lives. This is cheese bridge. Which one's vanilla secret? This is butter bridge. Vanilla secret one. Vanilla secret two. Vanilla Secret 1 has like 50 lives. What are you talking about? What's in here? M focus. They meant to go was back up top. Yeah. You run ahead to the pit of the pit of spikes. Uh you run ahead to the pit of spikys and there's a silver pee. Take it back to the beginning where the green koopas are. Green pee. Huh? Look at that guy jump over. I want to see what this is. Life maxing. We can all do a little bit more life maxing, right? Ah, [ __ ] me. Lifemax this. I have to take it all the way back. Not supposed to kill the Koopas, but I did. And I will and I'll feel no remorse about it. So, you're saying they turn into the stage of history? Yeah. I want to see. Okay, spikies. And then you go back and there's a [ __ ] ton of enemies. They're all going to be alive. Is that a five up? And you have to carry the [ __ ] all the way back. Got it. And to be honest, like I can ditch Yoshi right here I want to do your method. I'm just going to carry this [ __ ] all the way back. Yoshi, you can't take this with me. Wonder where the good drop off point is. Oh my god, this might be it. See the vision. pretty cool. That actually just kills that dude. And I got Yoshi back. And let's get out of here. Wow. Neat. Super neat. Ah, that's a that's a fun trick. Um, this game is kind of magical, right? This game's kind of magical. Sort of having a really good time even on like the secret levels and stuff. I think the ones that I'm enjoying the most are the weird gimmick um skeleton ghost levels. They're really funny. Like, they're really, really, really funny. Uh I and I feel like just the discovery process of some of that [ __ ] is so hilarious. Like it's just supposed to like tickle your brain, you know? Oh, did we not get another unlock for this Forest of Illusion 4? Did we not? There's another exit. Did we get the uh the secret exit or the non Oh, okay. Yoshi can pick up the pal. What the dumb [ __ ] No. That really sucked. That really sucked. Oh my god. I [ __ ] hate you. Oh my god. I'm going to destroy you. I'm gonna get you. I don't remember doing this. We even do this. Was this the exit we didn't take? It was. And it does nothing. shocking in the forest of illusion. Um, does that actually save my progress or do I need to do anything else weird? Chat, is my progress saved with like my 70 lives and some [ __ ] That was the first exit. No, I select Lives don't save. So, you're telling me I I did this Start select. I am. need to go through the yellow door to save ghost door. Um like this up here. You still didn't finish it before you didn't find the key. Oh, that's right. We stopped halfway through. That's right. Yeah,…

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