"This combo isn't yours to drop."

There's no way that's hitting. My turn. NOW you're done. Time for a lesson. You're at 8K LP right now. I need to take a break. I don't even know what I'm at. When's the game come out? Literally in a couple weeks. Aren't we past the evaluation thing? I really got to take you out again. KEEP TALKING, SMACK. I'M GOING TO EVALUATE MY FIST INTO YOUR FACE. FIGHT. THERE. Hey there. Uhoh. Time for a team up. Oh, you grabbed through it. Watch your head. My turn now. Heroic. Time for a team up. I'm here. Not a bar lock string. An ugly version of me. I wasn't blocking low like an idiot. Watch ahead. Hey, don't kill me. I'm up. Come here. Seriously. Sucker. Told you. How are you not dead, [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] No one's ready for the run. No one's ever ready for the run. Kill you. Fight. I'm here. That's not cool. I got it. Just in time. Incoming. Want to see a great view? Getting punched is a price of advanc. Come on. Got you. [ __ ] Quit moving. Okay. Okay. Fudge. Fudge. You love the boost dash into punch for kill. Yeah, I love it, man. It's so much fun. It's like I have an opportunity to do a [ __ ] ton of damage. I'm blowing it. You know, it also makes it that like if you have the meter, you can really blast away their last character because their last character doesn't have any way to break out of it. DON'T TRY TO TEMPT ME WITH YOUR PLANET'S TANTALIZING DELICACIES. Incoming there. GOT YOU. Breaker surprise. Breaker. Gotcha. Rude. Come on. That sucked. Come on. Nice try. TIME FOR A TEAM UP. I'm getting hit by a lot. Who's there? Stay there. God, sucker. Hold. I'm up. I'M ENDING THIS INCOMING. OKAY. Tell Angstrom he can kiss my ass. Please. God damn, brother. Damn. Now I'm seriously mad. I got it. Nice try. DIE, SUCKER. Not even trying. Oh, damn. That's the counter breaker. So if he was he was breaking at every opportunity. Sorry about that. You press the tag button again. You do the faint and you get full punish. If he didn't hit the breaker, he would have full punished me. I would have been in this dumb pose and he would just would have punched the [ __ ] out of me. Get ready. Get ready. Oh god. When's 89? Holy [ __ ] man. Okay, we're going to have a game here. The small jumps look scary as [ __ ] They're fun. They're super fun. They have an execution, too. My tongue. I HAVE A CAT. I KNOW WHERE THAT TONGUE'S BEEN. NO THANKS. I've got you. All right. I'm messed up. I got you. Nice tag. Oh my god. Oh, I did the wrong damn attack. I'm going to die for it now. Damn it. Yeah. How you like this? Okay, that's good. It's bad, but it's good. I I'm still not cycling out my team fast enough, man. I like the ground. I love the way this stage looks. I like it a lot. Don't do the punch at the start. Don't do it. I got this. You're down. Time for a lesson. Not even coming IN HOT. This is going to hurt. Not done yet. Now I got him thinking. Now we got him thinking. We ain't finished yet, [ __ ] Fight the stage of history. Watcher. Oh, wow. Mine. Here you go. How you like this? Just [ __ ] die. Can I tag after? I can't tag after level threes. That sucks. I'll quit moving. Let's do this. Time for a lesson. I'm not even done for. Okay, he let me tag that time. What do I do? Wake up. He just sit there using autos as a mean. If you wake up, alpha counter. I know where that it's mad good if people are doing all those buttons on wake up to you. Alpha counter, bro. Breaker there. Oh man. Impressive. Oh my god, I'm getting hit on everything. Allen is dying. My turn now. Time for a lesson. I'm not Okay, we're fine. Prove to me I needed to tag in. [ __ ] Just stop. Wait up. Rude. Come on. Nice try. This guy is so funny. Why is he afraid to press anything? I mean, he's fight. He's used to buttons happening all over the place, most likely. Okay. Oh my god. How am I getting hit there? Ow. Nice. Holy [ __ ] this button is insane. Okay, eventually time to end this. So if he does this big dive punch thing, You're down. Come here. You're done FOR NOTHING. Okay. Okay. Okay. He was holding on down back a little bit too much. A little bit too much. What a reject. I know you're a [ __ ] Can't even tell the difference between Earth and Ura. Oh my god. Hailed. I got breaker. Holy [ __ ] the buttons. Where you going? Outanding. Oh my god. Mark, where were you? This is GOING TO HURT. NOT DONE YET. WOOHOO. TOLD YOU. Here's the way. I'M ENDING THIS. WOW. OH, HE GOT ME. His character wasn't available. Damn, he got me. Prove to me you have love sugar. Thanks for the 10 gift subs. Holy [ __ ] Allan, where were you? You big chip Big shitty [ __ ] I'm I'm alive. Impressive. Incoming. Son of a [ __ ] I'm alive for a You're done for. You're done. Not even crying yet. IMPRESSIVE. Listen to me. GOD, I WANT YOU DEAD. B SEEM TO UNDERSTAND. He crossed himself up. Watch you dead, boy. This battle isn't yours to win. This will only make me fight harder. Don't press buttons at the start, bro. Oh [ __ ] Okay, there we go. That That was the first game. Damn, we went for a while. Is this going to have a comeback mechanic? Not technically. man. L in the alien. I [ __ ] up. Come to me. WE'RE NOT. OH MY GOD, IT'S STILL GOING. Want to see a great view? GETTING PUNCHED IN IS THE price of advancer. I'm just getting started. What the [ __ ] I'm not happy about it. You're fine. Outstanding. How am I getting hit? What the [ __ ] Useless. Come to me. Coming in hot. Yeah. breaker. Oh, nice. You're done for. No, Mark. That [ __ ] sucks. We need to talk. Stop being such a big kitty. They have those here, right? I'm going to kill you. Count on it. I'm shocked kind of rude. That hurt. Let's do super. This is going to hurt. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. He has breaker to work with. He does have breaker, but I swear to God if he comes and punches me, I'm punching him back. HERE YOU GO. BAM. OKAY. I don't forgive and I never forget. Hell yeah. There we go. Back dash. Big move. Get that [ __ ] out of here. All characters in this game. It's funny. This game came out first, but it's also a thing that is in Tokon. When you hit a character, you do a generic lariat assist. Your assist turns into a generic lariat assist. However, you can still choose to do the back assist. Tokon made the exact same change to their game. I think level threes do a [ __ ] ton. I think they they do maybe a little bit too much, like 30%ish. No, they can do like 50 in the middle of a combo. I got it rude. Die, sucker. There it is. I got the light tag. You guys ARE [ __ ] DEAD. I think it's going to go into a competitive scene. Dude, it is. It's that EVO. This is going TO HURT. NOT DONE YET. HEROIC. Come on. Nice try. Impressive. [ __ ] It's a good one. Oh god. Okay. Oh god. They were weak. I will not. So, we're going to back dash out of here and try to punish them. Oh my god, buddy. Man, every time I hit you, if it could stop lagging like crazy, that'd be great. Useless. Here we go. Wow. Battle beast. [ __ ] Oh, come on. A Come on. Paddle beats [ __ ] dude. He can break through uh alpha counters. But if I know you, you're still satisfied. Wins. I hate to ruin a face that handsome, but duty calls. My my network settings are on default right now. Damn right. And it's my duty to look great and kick butt. Nice try. Surprise. I'm ready when you are. OKAY, got some overheads in here. I trusted you. I've got you. Stay down. Poor Howdy. Now I'm getting punched. Kind of rude. YOU kind of RUDE Watch those feet. Ah, sorry, boy. They were weak. I will not be. Damn, the big combo. I don't know how much damage this does. It looks like it's scaling a bit. That did nothing, dude. I can't see A [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Bro, the report it report the bug. And we have a beta for a reason. My level three cinematic played again while I was getting my ass beaten in the background. He was whooping the [ __ ] out of me and I was like, h I can't see what's happening back there. game is now called invisible fighter. [ __ ] [ __ ] Why did I get hit that button? Why did I hit that button? Good [ __ ] I see a great view. Dead zo's. Okay, this guy's using this guy's using mechanics, bro. Mechanics are getting used. Holy nipples. I'm ready when you are. That sucked. I'm up. Here you go. BREAKER. That big sucks. I like that that [ __ ] has a um a recovery to it. Learn something. still. We're coming in hot. Here we go. We brought it back. Not a stretch. Come here. Pay attention. Oo, that actually works. Damn. You can combo right INTO IT. DIE. [ __ ] KILL YOU. Oh, that sucks. That sucks. Block this. Oh [ __ ] This battle isn't yours to win. He thought he was winning. He did. He's like, "Man, I'm going to have all this meter. I'm going to go crazy on your ass." No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Not today. I want to beat Let's not get our asses beat with Allan right at the start. Really are. I'm the AWESOME YET HUMBLE HERO ALLAN THE ALIEN. WHO the stay transition gives you a [ __ ] ton of meter and they can't tag. Fight. NICE TRY. OH [ __ ] Stay down. This is going to hurt. I'm ready WHEN YOU ARE. WATCH IT. So that is not cool. I'm ready when you are here. Scoot it up. Stay down. Just stop. Let's do this. Time for a team up. AH, YEAH. WE'RE PUNCHING buttons here. I can't believe I thought we were best friends. Fighter. That was some fun [ __ ] Okay. Alley in the alien. Let's go There we go. Stop being such a douchebag. They have those here, right? Okay, cool. That was a fun game. I should have JUST LEFT YOU IN THAT PRISON. WINS. Why don't they taunt for 6 seconds every time they assist like MK1? Uh, they should. Yeah, they should.