Random Horror Games
Chapters8
Returns after a break and explains the plan to play several horror titles and catch up with viewers.
Markiplier dives into Fever Meme and Night Bus while sharing big updates about Iron Lung, theater reach, and a blood-drive promo that could go world-wide.
Summary
Markiplier returns to YouTube with a lively mix of chaos and candor. He kicks off with Fever Meme, humorously bracing for jump scares and treating it as a warm-up while he inventories other horror titles he’s missed. The stream then pivots to major updates about his film Iron Lung: a release spanning over 2,000 theaters across Canada, the UK, Australia, and New Zealand, with Europe talks ongoing. He teases a 3D-printable Iron Lung popcorn bucket in collaboration with Regal Theaters, plus a potential pre-order and in-theatre giveaways, and he thanks fans for their overwhelming support. Interspersed are candid calls for viewers to consider donating blood in a future Iron Lung–themed blood drive, aiming to set a world record for donations in a single day. Throughout, he keeps the mood buoyant, riffing on game mechanics, audience participation, and the roller-coaster ride of content creation. He also promises to finish Silent Hill F and other projects, while acknowledging fatigue from the movie sprint and planning rest before a busy promotional season. Expect digs at the meta of streaming, a few self-deprecating jokes, and a steady drumbeat of gratitude for the fan community that helped push Iron Lung toward theaters. The stream closes with logistics for ticket links, theater locations, and a hopeful note about what’s coming next year.
Key Takeaways
- Fever Meme opens the stream as a non-traditional horror warm-up, with Markiplier bracing for random jumps and narrating his capture setup for OBS.
- Iron Lung has expanded to 2,500+ theaters globally (Canada, UK, Australia, New Zealand) with Europe expansion in progress.
- A 3D-printed Iron Lung popcorn bucket plan with Regal is announced, including a possible pre-order and in-theatre giveaways.
- Markiplier is organizing a world-record blood drive linked to Iron Lung promotion, aiming for maximum daily donations with multiple theater locations and partner events (plus snacks for donors). “We’re going to try to get the world record for the most donations in a single day.” (approx.)
Who Is This For?
Essential viewing for Markiplier fans and horror movie enthusiasts who want behind-the-scenes updates on Iron Lung, plus fans curious about theater promotions and charity tie-ins. Viewers who enjoy Mix of gameplay, creator updates, and community-driven events will especially appreciate this stream.
Notable Quotes
"I'm back and that means it's time to play some goddamn games cuz I've been away a little bit"
—Opening tone: Markiplier framing his return and game selection.
"It's gone even further than that. It's over 200 theaters. We're in Canada, UK, Australia, and New Zealand."
—Status update on Iron Lung theatrical rollout.
"Tomorrow something cool is going to happen, right? So, some of you have seen the popcorn bucket for Iron Lung."
—Teasing the Regal popcorn bucket promotion and 3D print release.
"We’re going to try to get the world record for the most donations in a single day."
—Blood drive initiative tied to Iron Lung promotion.
"I’m officially back. So, I’ve got a whole list of games that I’m going to record."
—Commitment to continue content creation and future uploads.
Questions This Video Answers
- How many theaters is Iron Lung showing in and where are they located?
- What is the Regal popcorn bucket project for Iron Lung and how can fans participate by printing one?
- When is the Iron Lung blood drive and how can fans donate at their local centers?
MarkiplierFever MemeNight BusIron LungTheaterReleaseRegal Popcorn Bucket3DPrintBloodDriveSilent Hill FOBS
Full Transcript
that I have and run and definitely haven't forgotten about. Definitely not. I'm back after a long period away that I haven't explained. But for the first time in a long time, you guys seem to understand why I was gone in the first place. Even though you probably don't, but I appreciate that you think you do. So, I'm back and that means it's time to play some goddamn games cuz I've been away a little bit and there's been some other horror games that have come out. And to be perfectly honest, I'm not even going to start with a horror game.
So, it's all kind of a bait and switch here, but I I I have other horror games here that I that I'm going to do. I'm gonna I'm gonna start off with Fever Meme. And I know that uh well, I don't know anything, but I know that this is probably not a horror game, but judging by it, I bet there's going to be some random jump scares because it's probably going to be when when I go into OBS and I try to actually capture this game by itself, it's it calls itself the troll game. So, I got a funny feeling that it's going to be something else.
Anyway, we're going to warm up on this. I'm going to try to write down a little list of all the the the other horror games that I've missed in the time in between. And then every once in a while, we'll talk about the movie that I've been working on. Uh but I I just man, I just am completely flabbergasted and blown away by everyone's support of it. Um I I I had no idea that it would go this far. Even when I posted that uh vlog last month where I said I couldn't believe this would happen, it's gone even further than that.
It's over 200 theaters. We're in Canada, UK, Australia, and New Zealand. And we're working on getting some countries in Europe to show the movie. It's just it's really cool to see. And so, I won't talk too much about it. Uh if you want more, there's a link to the website, ironlung.com, in the description below. Um, but I'm here back to just talk with you guys and catch up and just play some uh play some goddamn games. I know. I know. I missed you guys, too. It's been uh it's been a journey. It has been a journey.
The past two weeks uh three weeks actually have been quite a sprint for different reasons than the usual one. You know, always the final stretch with this thing, but now it's actually done and it's actually going to be coming out. So that's that's pretty cool. Yeah. So anyway, uh thanks so much for getting your tickets, guys. I really appreciate it. Yeah, I know it's been a while. It it has been a while. So, I'm going to go into this and I'm going to see what's um [clears throat] what's waiting me. Am I still playing you?
Well, if there's any game that you're expecting for me to play, then yes. I'm going to say yes. I absolutely I want to finish Silent Hill. F been meaning to for a very long time. I was going to get it done before I went off and sprinted. Something got in the way that I can't even remember what it was, but something got in the way of me actually finishing it in the time that I did. I was I was like just about to go into this this kind of like fever dream of voice it fever me fever dream of just finishing the movie.
Uh but then something got in the way the last minute and I couldn't. So that is that. Yes. Uh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This isn't game suggestion time. That'll come later. This isn't oh you going to finish XYZ. If you keep asking that the answer is going to be no. All right. you keep bothering me about am I going to play XYZ this Y that game I'm going to say no and just despite you specifically I'm not going to play it so I just got back I'm getting used to it but my anger is always where it was so don't try me also I probably forgot about that game whatever it was July 4th 1946 German occupied Wyoming.
Interesting. Salvador here will guide you through the tutorial. All right. I have no idea if the uh game balance audio is good or not. Um, once again, haven't been a YouTuber for a good bit, so my entire existence is kind of up in the air right now. I'm going to turn that down just a bit because I imagine that might be a little bit loud. Yeah. No, this it's a horror game. Sure is. Anyway, this is a fever meme. Uh, all right. That's fine. Oh, okay. Hey, a pink portal. Where have I seen a pink portal before?
A little bit worse out here. Yes. Hello, everybody. Yes. All right. The first actual map of the game. Good luck. Have fun. Okay. So, that was all just a tutorial. Can I crouch? Okay, I can't crouch. Well, that looks ominous and huge. This reminds me of one of like the beginning of uh what's it called? Poppy Play No, Po Not the beginning of what was it? Not the beginning of Poppy Playtime, but that time in Poppy Playtime where I wasn't able to go the right path and I went the left path for a very long time and everyone got mad at me.
It reminds me of that. some kind of chasm that I got to You died a stupid death. All right, cool. All right, so is the other path good? Wow, that's nice. Except at the end they're going to Okay, well that's fine. I kept getting hurt. I wish I could have read that. I suppose if I die, I could read it once more. Okay. Hold on. [screaming] Okay. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I don't know if this uh is going to be at all worth it, but I'm going to try to get this for you.
Okay. Wait. No. Why is it gone? Oh, it's gone. It's probably gone forever because respawning doesn't actually reload the level. Okay, whatever. All right. Thank you. This is some kind of ragy something. I have no idea. H nailed it. And this is going to be the trick. I knew it. Come now. You really should have seen that coming. I did actually, but I didn't know which way it was going to go. So, it's not entirely my fault. H I wonder if it's going to actually stay the same. Oh, well that was nice. Why was it so nice to me and gave me an actual hint?
Let's see. It's like Cat Mario. Now that's a game I haven't thought about in a very long time. Yeah, there used to be a slew of these. Um you were impaled by a flying bed of spikes. How quacky. All right. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. So, is it not going to get me if I go here? [laughter] You going to do that again? You going to do that again? And this time you're going to go all the way. Turn up the game. I thought it was going to be super loud. I thought you were all going to be mad.
I just don't know what to do. I'm [snorts] going to go for it. But I'mma close my eyes. Okay. Well, 11. Okay. But it's going to it's going to be different this time. You're going to be different. You're going to you're you're actually going to try to trick me this time. Unless you think that I think you're going to be different this time. Unless somehow in the other one I died. Did I die? I don't even know if I died and respawned. I'm going to go for it. Okay. Well, this seems strange. Oh, careful. You should really watch your step.
[sighs] Great. Good. Great. All right. Thanks. All right. So, the secret is just on the third one. It was going to change, but it didn't. I didn't know how. WHAT IN THE HELL? What did I do wrong? Was I not far back enough? Good lord. I guess it just gets closer than you think it does. All right, sure. Whatever. That is extremely close. Okay, so I don't like that. All right. So, if I'm not supposed to go backwards far enough to Please don't kill me. [ __ ] LA Noir liar. All right, I'm going to go for it.
Oh, well, that's fine. All right, cool. Maybe it doesn't move. Ah, I guess it's too late now. I read that in the past. Would have helped me. Jump. NO. [screaming] WHOOPS. I had the gravity turned off. Okay, it's back on this time. What? What are you doing? I just told [laughter] you I turned it back on. All right. What is it this time? That's pretty good. I'm not going to lie. That's pretty good. It's not bad. Oh, well that looks different and fun and interesting. Whoa. All right. Well, that was easy. Okay. Oh, I just got to jump over him.
Easy. It is heavily implied that you were eviscerated by a sawblade. Ow. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you, [sighs] pirate. I just got to get the timing good. Oh, you know, that's the first time that that that shameless plug didn't appear. So, I got a feeling that it's not exactly as 67% as you think it is. Don't kill me. What in the I was about to gun it. I was about to put my Well, you're going to Don't go through the ground. Okay. It was going to keep floating down, wasn't it? It definitely was. Hi. I have something I need to tell you.
All right, go for it. And for both legal and personal reasons, I'm going to be vague about this for now. Uh-huh. I'll be equally as vague about my answer. I also wasn't even sure when I should even tell you. Don't use even so much. So, I had the game randomly choose instead. This message will only ever appear once, so I apologize if you were in the middle of something when it happened. If you end up beating this game, and let's be honest, most of you won't. Then I have something I need to show you after.
Uh-huh. I know this seems incredibly random, but even if I wanted to explain why I'm asking this now, you haven't even beaten the base game yet. Everything will make sense soon. Very soon. Thank you. Okay, great. That was super good of you telling me all that and nothing. I'm sorry. Yeah. Okay, whatever. I'm sorry that you had to interrupt my experience. What just was that? I don't even I don't have friends. No one messages me. It's not a thing that happens. Those are lies. It's a lie. It's lying. You're not going to get me. It's not going to happen.
All right. Hey, is this a repeating pattern or is it just kind of not a repeating pattern? It's a repeating pattern. Oh, watch this. Oh my goodness. Lava is indeed hot. I thought I would need to go faster than that. It's okay. Appears that you Hey, come on, man. Come on, man. Why you going to be like that, man? Well, I only had two tries at it, man. Like, really? Oh, come on, man. I only died twice, man. What the heck? Oh, big. Uhhuh. Am I going to ride this? [ __ ] hell. Oh, yeah. There we go.
Jesus Christ. [music] Nice. Well, that was fun. Can I get slam bammed into the ceiling, please? Thank you. All right. Oh, this one's easy. Oh, um, beware of spiders, by the way. So, do I jump over that? How many How many of you out there got go got by that? You know, I could do that. I could do that. You don't know what I'm talking about, but I could do that. But I won't. I don't need to do it right now. Let's see. [groaning] GOT HIM. THEY'RE NOT GOING TO GET ME. [screaming] NOT THIS TIME.
I MEAN, it's pink. I've never seen anything pink that I can't trust. So, I guess that's fine. I wonder what red means. It what? What? I WONDER WHAT RED. IT WAS PINK. OKAY, maybe the center's kind of red, but it's not really that red. It's kind of more of an orange. Unless this is a color theory kind of thing. And because of the associated pink around it, it looks a little bit more orange than it really is. But if that's the case, then what am I supposed to do about it? Well, well, well. If I remember from the movie Resident Evil where the guy jumped on the ceiling and went like [groaning] he also also got split into bitty pieces.
Okay, maybe there's a secret to it. What if I don't move? I'm still Oh my god, I'm so smart. Okay, green's different. I jump through green. Gee, I wonder what green could possibly mean, [ __ ] Well, all right. Okay, that's not very nice. Maybe I'm not supposed to jump. Green means go. Easy. Oh, interesting. Let's see. Okay, that's a little tricky. All right. So, I need to go on the I need to do this then. Stop. What does blue mean? Must be jump. [sighs] Nice. See, I didn't think this game was going to be hard at all.
I knew this game was going to be easy. No, you ain't going to hit me. Not this time. How did I know that was going to be a gun? What kind of gamer instincts have I developed over the many years of maybe I should stop talking? I should do some big blue butthole. Oh, try me. Try me. Try me. All right, you big blue butthole. Watch this. Watch that. Watch one of these. Gone. Okay. And you're NEVER GOING TO HIT ME. OH, THAT'S NOT so bad. [sighs] All right. Come at me, you big blue butthole.
Take one of these. You call me in the morning. Oh yes, that's how I do it. Jump and then under. Nothing could be harder than that. What are you? Oh, well that's not that bad. Wait a minute. Wait, I'm in trouble. Wait, this Oh. Oh. Oh, it's a bullet hell. But I am so good at a bullet hell. Well, if you just stay calm, it's no problem. what is that? What is that? 360, 370, 380, 390. Well, I got to see what it does. I mean, I'm not going to not going to not see what it does.
[sighs and gasps] It's also behind a piece of glass, so I don't know what that would do for me. It's got to be something interesting. I swear if this gets to the end of this countup and it just stops at like 99% or goes back down or something like that, I'm going be really mad. This is exactly what it wants me to do. This is I'm playing into its hand right now. I'm a I'm I'm a fool. I'm being played for a fool. I'm a goddamn fool. Is this getting exponentially longer to God damn it.
You would do this. Come on. Hit me. Oh, that's quite a canon. Jeez. Well, that looks God. I don't want to wait. [groaning] There probably is an achievement for waiting for it to blast you into eternity, but I Man, this this can't be worth it. Oh, well, this is awkward. It would appear that you've taken so long to beat this map that the turrets actually ran out of ammo. Honestly, I don't even know who this is more embarrassing for. You or me. Let's just uh let's just agree not to talk about it after this. If um if that's okay with you.
What do you mean? They ran out of ammo. It's It's not even firing yet, man. This is probably going to take it It probably will take increasingly long to get to each percentage. I don't know what's happening either. Why do you think I know what's happening? There's been nothing that's happened. We're all waiting for something to happen. That's what's happening right now. Pretty soon something will happen and it'll be amazing. Probably Teeu Stanley Parable. Oh, look. I don't even know. I don't even know if there's something happening. This is my first time playing it. So, how would I know if something is happening?
And then how would you know if something's happening? We're all experiencing at the same time here. The clues in front of you are the same as the clues in front of me. There's a pane of glass. There's brick walls. There's some kind of tile flooring. There's a hole with arrows pointing into down below me. And there's a green glowing can or there's a print. It's pink, right? There's a long pink cannon that we're staring down the barrel of. And then there's a some kind of scoreboard up there that's counting up from numbers, right? That's all the information we're all working with here.
Let's just use our brains to try to contextualize what the situation is and use the context clues of what's in front of us to try to deduce what's happening. My theory is the game developers a dick hole and decided to put this here for the the people like me that would wait long enough to try to see what would happen if this counter goes up all the way. Now, what's probably going to happen? It's going to get to one of the two funny numbers [music] and then nothing or it's going to kill me or then it's going to give me an achievement for being dumb, right?
But hey, the world's dumbest person is still making something of themselves. That's still an accomplishment. So, hey, if you're the world's dumbest person, congratulations. If you're the second dumbest person, you're not even bad enough to be the first bad. So, poo on you. Okay, we've reached the first of the two funny numbers. How many funny numbers are there? Yeah, I guess technically if you lost the loser contest then that means that you actually are the biggest loser. So if you're in first place for losing then you're actually not the losingest loser because the other people lost the competition.
Therefore you not only get it but you immediately lose it. In fact if you get first place of the biggest loser you never were the biggest loser actually at all ever. So it's actually an impossibility. There's an asmtote of losingness and you can't even touch it. You can't touch the extreme boundary of loorosity. That's how much of a loser you are. Huh. The mysteries of the universe are unraveling before us. And that is just such an incredible experience that we all get to experience together in this moment. And I feel I feel like each of us has grown in this moment.
Okay. Well, nothing happened there. I don't know. I don't know if I'm winning. I don't think there even is a winning to this. Someone do some math. One of you math nerds out there, do some math and kind of quick math of how long it's taken to get to this point where we started. Extrapolate how it's going to take to get to the end. Let's let's get out your stopwatch on your phone. Stopwatch on the next time that it hits a number and then time it in between the next few numbers and someone see what kind of pattern is being established in that time.
Right? So, we're going to nerd our way through this to be able to get to the end because that's the power of me telling you what to do, which is, you know, you know the illustration. It's like there's bosses and then there's leaders, right? I'm not a leader. I'm not in front pulling with you. I'm on the chair on the block on the brick of gold in my chair of gold and I'm like, "Go do that thing." See, that's me. And that's why I'm better than you, right? Because I don't need to be there in front leading you where you need to go.
I tell you where to go and then you come back and tell me where we are. So where are we? Were you paying attention? Because that number ticked up. And if you weren't setting your timers and you are fundamentally wrong as a person, right? 45 seconds per percentage. Well, let's see what the next one is. If it's another 45 seconds, then that's okay. But if it's longer than that, then we're in trouble, right? Thank you. Amy got me the shirt. I don't know if it's it's not I don't know if it's exponentially increasing. I have a funny feeling that it is increasing.
It just went to 71. How long did it take to get to 71 from 70? Oh, by the way, say goodbye to this hair. I was supposed to get my haircut yesterday to finally release the curse that is Iron Lung that has kept my hair long. Uh so say goodbye to the hair. It's going away uh this weekend, I believe. Yeah, it was supposed to go away yesterday, but yeah, it's going to be there. That was 7 seconds longer. Okay. All right. Yeah, it stops at 99. You know what? I believe you. Let's get a poll going.
Let's get a poll going. All right. Should I stick around for this? Should I stick around for this? Should I stick around? I don't know why caps lock is on. Should I stick around for this? Wait, that's that's what I got. Okay. Should I stick around for this? Polls up. Let me know what you think. I'm really going to respect what you say. There was another percentage. You should not. You should. Plus 1 second for every iteration. That makes sense. We love you, but we want things to actually happen. Well, you know, sometimes good things come with patience.
When you plant a seed, do you yell at the tree for not growing fast enough? When you There's a saying, plant trees you're never going to see because you don't have the patience to see them grow. And by the time you come back, you'll forget which one you planted and then you won't even remember. And then you're going to cut down the tree because you think that that's the tree that you the tree next to it was the one that you planted and has all the cher cherished memories of your childhood. But in reality, the one in front that's blocking your your credenza that you're going to put in or your fence you're building is is getting in the way.
And so you need to chop it down. Then all your childhood memories are gone. You remember that saying you're your own worst enemy. This is not a [laughter] this is not a building you up kind of stream. This is this is a breaking you down kind of stream. All right, whatever. I'm going I don't even want to I don't even want to know. I don't even want to know. I don't want to know. One. Two. Oh, no. [sighs and gasps] Three. Oh, four. H. Well, there couldn't possibly be. Oh. Uh. Oh. Why trying to read it?
One, two. Four. Do I need to press four? Jump. Okay. All right. Don't No one tell me the answer. Don't tell me the answer. I don't want to know. I don't want to know the answer. I don't want to know the answer. Damn it. What if I hold four as I go through? Okay. Don't tell me the answer. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. Okay. One. What if we What if we back into What if we go to two instead of one?
Nothing happens. Nothing happens. There's a There's a yellow line. There's a yellow line there. Right. There's a yellow line there. And that's where it doesn't do. Don't tell me I'm not even going to look at chat. I'm not going to look at chat. You You stop talking to me. Start talking to yourself. Don't even worry about a thing that I'm doing. You don't need to worry about anything. Ow. My neurons are firing. Okay. What did you just keep? I don't even know what it wants from me. If I just keep trying, it'll have to let me through eventually because it'll be think it'll be like, "Oh no, you're stuck in a loop." Yo, he's too stupid to be able to solve this.
But in reality, I'm tricking it. I'm tricking it. See, if I just keep throwing my head against the wall, it surely will pity me and believe that uh what if it's actually still there, right? What if it's there? one, two, one, two, two, two, two is two is three is two is one and two two three two and one. [gasps] Oh my goodness. Okay, that's gooad. Uh, I am a genius. I am the genius. I [laughter] am the genius. not this time. There are no wrong answers. Well, that's good. Too obvious. No. First encounter you to scare you?
No. Why? Yes. Do you agree that most of the trolls have been fair so far? Yeah. You enjoying the game so far? Yeah. You think I'm stupid, don't you? You think I'm some kind of [ __ ] [ __ ] don't you? You think You think I'm some kind of dumb, don't you? You think I'm some kind of stupid, don't you? Game, you think I'm some kind of freaking [ __ ] huh? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. You think I'm some kind of [ __ ] dumbass? Uh-uh. I'm not gonna do that.
Not this time. I'm too genius for you. Too smart. I'm too smart. I'm too genius for you. I'm I'm too I'm not going to jump. A [ __ ] I'm too smart. I'm too genius. All right. One more. [ __ ] [snorts] All right. One. I'm a genius. Ah, I'm too smart. Oh, come on. I'm too genius. I'm too smart. [sighs] All right. And then Yeah. Hold. Oh, that's fun. Oh, that's some kind of fun. Oh, what does that do? Should I go in there? Oh. Oh, okay. Tricky. All right. Well, that was kind of fun. I don't know what that was for.
Oh. Oh. Huh. It seems like a novel and interesting game mechanic. And for a while that worked. Wait, what do you what? And for a while, what worked? What worked for a while? Interesting. Ah, come on, man. Come on, man. Come on, man. Why you got to do that to me? Okay, so what's the trick there? Do I just got to go all the way down the hallway? Don't get me. Don't do it. Oh my god. Oh, okay. Well, this seems easy to mess up. I have confidence. Oh, I'm fine. Better. For legal reasons, I have to specify that this is Steamboat Willie, not the other guy.
What does that text say over there? There's something over there. Also, Steamboat Willie. Hi. Okay, hold on. We need to zoom in on this. Hold on. Here we go. I know it's looking at Steamboat Willy, but hold on. I just need to hold on. I need to Oh, how do I do this? yeah. How do I do this? Why is it not getting any bigger? I swear. I feel like it's not getting any bigger. I'm really growing this. Why is it not getting bigger? Let's do this a couple times. Okay. Oh, no. I'm gonna lose it.
All right. Here we go. Well, I can't read Well, this was pointless. Well, that was really pointless. I'm glad I did that. That's good. All right. Whatever. Let's go see what it is. Oh, is it like red light green light? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I guess it is. It must be red light, green light. I could let him get me. I don't know why I'm not moving for him to get me. I don't know. It just seems kind of fun to All right. Come on. Come on. Come on. Do it. Yeah. Come on. Come on. What do you want from me?
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. What? I thought it would be something. For legal reasons, I have to specify that this is Steamboat Willie, not the other guy. I thought he was going to like charge after me or something like I thought he was going to like, you know, but laser's fine, too, I guess. I don't like how he turns, huh? All right, then. Nothing to it. Aha. Right turn up there. Mhm. Maybe the steamboat Willie was a friends we made along the way. I don't know what that means. If I could have Lixie and jump scare you live, I would.
I don't really know how to tell you this, but look behind you. Oh, no. well. Isn't that good? That's good, right? Isn't this a good thing? Am I missing something? Is this a trip? A trip? A trap? Is this a trap? No, I'm just too smart for it. Whatever the trick was. Spider says press the red button. I don't know if I like this. Okay, red. All right. Spider says press the red button. You'll regret pressing this later. Well, then I won't press it. Ah, nice. All right. Jump into this. Jump in the spike pit.
Okay. It didn't say spider says. That's fair. That's on me. That's on me. Press a red button. Okay. Is it going to change? Press the red button. Ah, what does the button do? I'm going to regret that, aren't I? I am going to regret pressing that later, aren't I? Damn it. Damn it. I am. It's Ah, man. Secret ending is closed off for me forever. I'll never get the true ending. I really shouldn't have done that. Oh, nice plant. Oh, wonderful plant. Is this bamboo? Oh, excellent plant. Oh my. What a plant. Great plant. Great.
How many leaves it? Well, I guess I should go look. Well, I don't even know what qualifies as a leaf here, man. One. Two. I don't even quantify this. I can't even see the distinction between the two things. Okay, so probably they're equivalent because like it's on equal sides as the same number. So it's an even number because they'd be too lazy to get a different asset for the different ones. Unless No. Yeah. No, it's the same things twice. So it's just I need to figure out one. So in the bottom layer there's four, I think.
So four fronds and then it looks like one, two, three, four, five. So, one, two, three, four, five, five, six. No, five. One, two, three, four. Two, three, four, five, six. There's six. So, 6 + 4. There's 20 cuz probably the same. I'm just going to impaled by spikes. look guys, we all know you can't count, so why are you even trying? It's okay. Don't worry about it. Let's just say it's 20. I got a good feeling about 20. Lock it in. I knew it. I'm the greatest. Wow, you have photographic memory and totally didn't cheat by looking back at a vaude or having prior knowledge of the game.
Impressive. Looking back at a what? At a at a Looking back at a what? What did Oh, a VOD. Oh, no. I counted. I counted. Ah, okay. All right, that makes sense. WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? OW. I didn't see what happened. What happened? That makes sense. Heard it coming from behind me. I thought it was going to go in. Yeah. Easy. How many levels we got in this game? Ah, yes. the obligatory maze level. No game would be complete without them. Or am I thinking of water levels? H I don't know. But I know that if you take nothing but left turns, every left turn opportunity you have, you'll get out of a maze.
That's the only answer. Well, this doesn't seem to have many turns. So, what was that? It's not so much of a maze as it is just a path. Well, all right then. I let her in. I even showed her this project. Who? Who' you let in? Oh, do I got to go all the way back? Oh, son of a [ __ ] like I don't know. You hate mazes in games. Yeah. Well, you know, there's nothing really to a maze. It's only an opportunity to get lost in an opportunity to jump scare you or create some I mean, if you think about it, whenever you play in any kind of horror game in a house or something like that, it's basically just a maze.
You don't know the layout of it, but you're familiar with the idea of a house. So, you kind of get okay with going through there, but you don't know where anything leads. So, it is kind of a maze. Left. Take the leftest left every time you go and you'll be fine. Unless it was counting on me to take those lefts. Unless it knows that I know about the left thing and then it's it's preying on my expectations of the lefts. It might be doing exactly that. All right, I'm not going to do my left thing anymore.
I got a good feeling about this. [groaning] I need to figure out how to in live streams live edit out. Well, how am I supposed to do? Oh, I know. This is going to kill me. Unless it's not. Unless for some reason this one's different. I What? How did you even walk into that? Were you on autopilot or something? Lock in already. Look, I know. I just thought that you might be tricking me. I know the rules are somewhat consistent in what you're doing, but that doesn't mean that they're always going to be that way.
So, I thought it might have changed at what one point. You can forgive me for assuming that there might be something a little different there. Okay. So, all these come out in all the same places. So if that is that way that that is, then there's no way to go there for what this is because this is just going to loop around to the same spot. So there must be something else. I don't think that there was another turn this way cuz this just goes right there. But I can't go there because unless that thing's moving, then it's not going to be able to help me.
So one of the other ways must be the way that I need to go to go to the way that I need to go. But on the other side, going from the beginning, going left immediately, doesn't mean that it's going to go anywhere because that only had one path. This is the only way that had multiple paths. Therefore, this must be a way that goes there. But I need something that goes around this entire thingabob so I can get to somewhere else that I need to go before I get to the place that I ended up.
Right? Does that make sense? So, if this loops around No, wait. Uh, no. This doesn't feel good. Is it going to loop in a Okay, that's Yeah. So, that cannot go the way that I need it to go because the space isn't there. So, I need to go this way and then I need to go that way cuz I need to circumvent the patterns that are there because they're not going to lead anything. No, that's a dead end, too. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. This is where things get really fun, right, guys? Oh, boy. That's not going anywhere.
Oh, I'm back at the beginning. Well, god damn it. [sighs] Look, I don't know if you know what I'm talking about. It doesn't matter if you know what I'm talking about. The fact of the matter is I'm lost in a maze and I don't know which way goes which. But all I know is that the exit that I found isn't going to be the right way because it isn't going to allow me to go there. Because if I need to not move when it moves across me then oh X-ray mode. Wait, what are those? A spike trap or something.
Okay, so there's Oh, well actually this is terrible. Why? This is the worst. Why? Why would I? No, this is not what I wanted. I don't want X-ray mode. Wait, X-ray mode's terrible. Hey, hold on, man. Come on, man. You can't. No, I can't. Why would you? [laughter] This isn't helpful at all. I don't know where I am. [laughter] Oh, no. It's okay. I can get this. You think that you've beaten me just because you've got me trapped in a series of tubes that I can't really fully understand? Well, don't worry about that. Let me worry about that.
I know which way I'm going because I know the way that I need to go and the only way that I need to go is the way that I need to go. You think that I'm trapped in here with you? Yes, but also all right, I'm over it. There's the exit. Yeah. No. X again didn't do anything. You think I didn't try that? You think that I'm so dumb that I didn't press X one more time? It didn't work because the developer wanted me to suffer. You think I didn't try that? You didn't hear me going?
No, because I'm not a idiot that has a mechanical keyboard. I'm a very wrinklebrain that has a non- mechanical keyboard. Anybody that has one of those clacky keyboards basically subhuman. I'm sorry to say it. I'm sorry. I'm brave enough to make that claim that the people that have their loud ass clacky oh tic-taca placka clack I'm typing at 30 words per minute because I my brain can't process fast enough because all I hear is click clack click clack mechanical keyboards. What was I going to say? You wouldn't even understand or remember what I was saying cuz you you can't even process words good enough to hear over your entire black brain.
Okay, that's what I have to say about you and your stupid keyboards. It's true. Thank you. Thank you everybody on my side. Thank you everybody on my side. What is happening? It's inverted. I mean, that's not really the biggest limitation. It's not great. There used to be a shout out here somewhere. Uh, I thought I mattered too, but as I'll mention this version never I don't know what that is about. Okay, watch this. I'm about to I'm about to destroy. Oh, [ __ ] God. Hey, so here's a pro tip. If you turn your mouse upside down, then it's like you don't even have inverted controls.
I'm not even trolling when I say this, but yeah, an early beta tester from about a year and a half ago figured this out and beat a map that way. Go try it out. So, what's what's interesting about that is I actually was just about to think of that, but I like a challenge and now I'm not going to do it because you said that that that would be, you know, some that would be you, you know, you're not letting me actually enjoy the the experience of this. So, my mouse is not upside down. I just want to say it's it's not upside down and this is definitely a good thing for me to do.
Okay, [sighs] just got to Okay. What is that? OH MY GOD. [screaming] OH, IT'S BACK TO NORMAL. OH, YEAH. SEE, anyone that wasn't doing was doing the upside down trick would have been gobbed by that. But I was not god by that. See, people think that I'm really cool and handsome, but the truth is I'm fraud. I'm I'm I'm just fake through and through. This is all AI. Even before there was AI. All right. Why is it Oh, god. Is this the low FPS zone? Frick. Are you good? You seem to be lagging a bit.
Uh-huh. Yeah. I'll be fine. Don't worry about me. I'm not sure how you're doing that, but it's very fun and cool, and I'm glad that you're doing it. Whoa. All right. Easy enough there. Oh, the pole's still up, man. Whatever. What does it matter? It's kind of cool. All right. What are we doing? You going to trick me? H. Do we um do we already need to revisit the tutorial map? Hold on, man. Just let me let me let me get my bearings. I keep expecting there to be tricks and traps. Okay. All right. Maybe I'm actually terrible.
Maybe I'm actually horrible. I might actually be the worst. Okay, a little better. Uh oh. Pick my favorite color. Don't see the color you're looking for. Contact our customer support by taking the elevator on the left. Uh um well Nice green there. Pink is cool. But which pink would I pick? No, not that one. I think this. I think this one. This. This. This. Yeah, this. Huh? Least favorite color. Oh, okay. All right, then. Um, which one offends me? This one, obviously. Seizure warning, by the way. Uh, third seizure warning, by the way. Okay. All right.
Well, truly Oh my god. Oh my god. Actually, I am so sorry about that. Holy [ __ ] What the [ __ ] All right. Don't even look at my screen. Good lord. All right. Don't even look at my webcam. It's flashing too hard. Holy [ __ ] What the [ __ ] I picked the bad colors. All right, I'm going to get through this. Just don't look at me. Don't look at me. Don't look at me. Don't Don't look at me. I'm dead anyway. All right, it's still happening. Got to admit, it's still happening. I just got to get through this. I don't know why I feel like I need to yell.
I feel like the the colors are so loud that I can't I can't do anything. Constructed room. Yeah. No, that was bad. Yeah, that was bad. But it did say warning. I'm honestly getting a headache watching this. Next. Okay. Good. All right. Okay. All right. Yeah. So, anywh who. Well, that was fun. That was great. That was really good. Okay. This is a long hallway. Unless it's an illusion. Could be an illusion. Yeah, seizure warning, by the way. Oh, I mean, they did say, so I I guess I can't fault it that hard, but uh man, I picked the wrong color combo.
I didn't even think that they were that distinct. It was kind of a warf stash pink yellow thing going on there. So, I think just a good there. My eyes are still not adjusted to that. Turn around. I don't feel like it. I I kind of like a nice relaxing long walk. There's a fake wall behind you. Well, I mean, that's not really that scary. If it's just a fake wall, what is that going to do to me? Besides, the path forward is clear. Well, you know, if you think about it, if you're trying to actually walk anywhere, this isn't actually that bad.
Like, if I wanted to walk down to the store or something, it's not that bad. It's perfectly nice walk. All right, fine. Well, well, now I've gone too far to go back now. I want to just keep going cuz like it's all the way back there and I don't want to go back now. I'm I'm looking forward and I can I can look forward. You think they've hidden at the bottom of this like a picture of SCP093 or whatever it is? The one where you can't look at the face of it and if as soon as it gets big enough to actually see the face, it's going to come running after me.
That would be pretty cool. That'd be pretty cool. Pretty scary though. Yeah. Walk into the wall. It's so far away. It's so far away now. It's so far. I got to keep moving. Look, it's so far away. It's so tiny. I'm basically halfway there. I'm basically halfway there at this point. Look, some of you guys don't have enough patience to be able to get to where you need to be in life. Your goals are standing right past that horizon. the horizon you think is impossible to reach. Everything you've ever wanted is right across there. If you just keep going, keep persevering, keep your nose down to the grindstone and you keep working, someday you're going to see the rewards.
Just like with Iron Lung, unironically, I just kept going with that [ __ ] and look where it is now. That's pretty cool, right? I wouldn't have made that movie if I didn't just keep plugging forward, right? That's a life lesson right there. I'm not even charging you for that. [snorts] I wonder if I made this actually impossible for myself. [gasps] I am extremely far away from wherever that is. Unless I'm not. But I don't think that I'm not because I might just be closer to where I need to go here. That might actually be where I need to be.
It can't be nothing. There's absolutely no because if that's actually getting farther away, it's farther away than it was. It almost looks like the way that this is now. Then there must be something over here that I can get to through pure perseverance. I should be able to go this way, right? If that's getting farther away, this is an actual real hallway. It's not just a lie. It's not like Super Mario where it's just constantly there. It's real. It has to be real, right? It has to be real. It has to be real, right? Cuz look, I'm not lying.
That's farther away than it was, right? Therefore, it must it must posit that this is a real hallway. Well, real in a video game sense, but it's it's legitimately here, right? The geometry of it is here. So, at some point, this is going to look like it's getting closer, right? The game developer can't put an infinitely long hallway in terms of actual geometry here because now there's a certain theoretical limit of this length. It could be before it runs out of memory or something like that or it can't store all that data, right? It's got to be real.
You just need to believe. You just have to believe. And that's what I believe, right? That's what everyone needs to believe, right? Well, now it actually is impossible to get back. Wish I had some music or something. Oh, I guess this is as good a time to say as any. Uh, tomorrow something cool is going to happen, right? So, some of you have seen the uh the popcorn bucket, right, for Iron Lung. Some of you may have. If you haven't seen it, actually I could put it up on the screen, I guess. I think this is it.
I believe this is it. Boink. Yeah, there it is. So, some of you have seen the Iron Lung popcorn bucket, right? So, this is uh in in in partnership with Regal Theaters, uh we were going to have this popcorn bucket come out. But one thing cool thing that I asked them to do that they were down for right tomorrow. This is going to be released as a 3D model that you can print right. It's just going to be released so that you can print your own bucket, right? It won't be painted like this. Obviously, they they have ones that they're going to like do a giveaway for and they're going to do pre-sales where you can get this fully painted one if you want it.
Um, but you can 3D print your own or if you know someone that has a 3D printer, you can get that and then get this. If you bring it to a Regal, you get a free small popcorn. I'm not supposed to say this. They're probably supposed to wait till tomorrow to say this, but just so you know, that's coming. So, if you have a 3D printer, if you know someone with a 3D printer and you want your own popcorn bucket, you can just make it for yourself or you can you can you can still order one, I think.
Um, but there you go. Well, I thought that was pretty cool. I I I honestly was like, I think that'll be pretty cool. Not like I don't think they've ever done that before with a movie popcorn bucket before and it was so neat and interesting and we were a little behind schedule to be able to make like thousands and thousands of them. So, I thought, yeah, maybe they'd be cool to do that and tie in a promotion for it. So, Regal was very cool with that. So, that was very nice of them. That's very nice.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. And some libraries do have 3D printers. They get busy a lot, so they're they're kind of hard. I I I have never actually used one, so I don't know what kind of line system they have to use the 3D printers, but some local libraries do have 3D printers if they're on the larger side. Yeah. So, that's pretty cool. Yeah. And this uh this this popcorn bucket was made by Molly, who made all the 3D models for the movie, uh which is very cool. So, it's it's super fun. I love it a lot.
And you can look forward to printing your very own starting tomorrow. It'll probably take a while to print. Um, you can try to scale it up and down if your printer's not big enough to print it because it is actually quite large. Um, but yeah, no, that's pretty cool. Yeah. So, everybody think Molly. All right. Have we gotten any closer? Uh, no. But we have gotten farther from Cries and sobs in AMC. Yeah, this is uh it is the thing where you can bring it into Regal and get a free small popcorn only. That's the only one that you can, but you can still print it out for yourself and take it wherever you're going.
Like it's it's going to be yours and you can you can use it wherever you want. I don't know if the other theaters will let you in with it or put their popcorn in it for you. I'm not 100% sure about that, but I know Regal will. Uh so there is that. But you can still have it as like a souvenir. Even if you didn't want it for a popcorn bucket, it is still cool. So, it'll be there for you. How can you find it? I believe that it's going to be released on pretty much all the the free 3D print model websites out there.
I believe Thingiverse and and printables and probably a couple others. Uh I'm not 100% sure exactly where, but I said basically just release it wherever you can. Um and that people can just get it. Yeah. Uh so far nothing with Cinemark and AMC. I mean, I'm I'm grateful that it's in those movie theaters in general. Um, but Regal has been the one that's really been interested in working together with me on these kind of things. So, I'm I'm very grateful to that, but I'm still very grateful to all the independent theaters who also picked up the movie way before any of the big chains did.
So, I'm I'm grateful to everybody. Um, I think Regal will be selling them, but on a pre-order basis because they weren't going to be ready for the actual release of the movie. So, it'll be like a pre-order thing and then they have some kind of giveaway for their uh Crown Club or or whatever it's called um that you can enter. Uh look on Instagram. I think it'll it'll probably be there. Yeah. So, that'll be cool. Yep. It's pretty cool. It's very cool. This scary game sucks, man. Hey, look, man. Look, I'm trying, but I've gone so far.
I don't even think I can turn back now. I I legitimately think I have to keep going. There's just no way. There's no way I can turn around now because if you look, this is where I'm going. Or at least God, I hope I haven't gotten turned around. And that's where I came from. I don't know about you, but they're looking pretty similar. I think I've got to be near the halfway point. I have to be. I got to keep going. I just I got to, right? Turning around won't do nothing for me. It's just as far.
We got to keep going forward. We got to keep going forward. We have to, right? We just We have to love sunk cost fallacy. Look, it's not a fallacy if it works, right? It's not a fallacy if it's real. Okay, we're in this far. We can't turn around. There is a point where you can't turn around. And I believe we've crossed it. [sighs] If I turn around now, everyone is going to be disappointed in me. Everyone is going to realize that I am not the kind of person that's willing to go the distance. I'm not willing to do whatever it takes.
I am not a masochist and I'm not willing to punish myself for doing random [ __ ] things in games that are perfectly normal and never asked you to do it in the first place. But this one did. Okay, this one is a thing. I just got to go. [sighs and panting] If this was a recording, I would just put something heavy on my W key and just walk out of the room for a bit and see if I got anywhere. All right, fine. I don't even think Why can't It's like what? Oh, man. I really Oh, no.
I really have gone too far. Oh, no. Oh, I've really gone too far. Oh, I actually don't think I can. I thought if I turned around it would like instantly send me back. Oh no. Oh, I'm in the middle. Oh, I've gone too deep. I swam out so past so far past the shore that I can't see the shore anymore. Oh no, we have to keep going, guys. We have to keep going. Oh my god. X X-ray mode. Oh no. How much is it? I don't know. I have no idea. You're talking about the bucket.
I I I should know, but I don't know. I know this says random horror games, and I do have some random horror games to play, but as soon as I get through this level is when we're going to get I wish there was like a bunny hop mechanic or something. Well, I guess that's it for us. Can I like Oh god, I haven't seen like a save or nothing in this. Have I actually doomed myself? I believe that I may have doomed myself. I'm almost positive that I've doomed myself. [groaning] I truly don't know. I don't know what to do now.
I think I might be doomed. Is there like a reset button or something? Is there a console? Is there cheats? Is there cheats here? Jump all running backwards. Nope. Not working. All right. It can't be infinite. That's what I'm saying. But I'm starting to lose hope. I think that anybody that thought that this was possible and didn't give up sooner is a fool and an idiot. I'm sorry, but I Someone has to say it. This was a fool's errand. If you thought that I should keep going forever and try to get to the end, what are you out of your mind?
Of course it was a trick. Of course, there was never going to be anything at the end of this hallway. How could you even believe that there would be something at the end of this hallway? It's infinite. It's called the troll game or fever meme or whatever. What did you hear that? You heard that, right? Did you hear that? Do you think that was the halfway point? Do you think that was it hitting the halfway point? Do you think that was telling me that that was the halfway point? Cuz I didn't see anything. There wasn't anything there to actually see, but there was a squeak there.
Why would there be a squeak there if it wasn't like trying to tell me something? And that would be the opportunity that I would say that might actually be the halfway point. And if I'm not crazy, actually, do you think that this end that this that something at the end of this hallway is looking like it's getting a little bigger? Cuz that looks small. It's like down to a a tiny black dot there. But here, I might I might I might have been right all along. Anyone that didn't believe in me is a fool. Everyone's a fool except for me.
I'm the only one that keeps this together. No, no, no, no, no. This isn't delusion. This is real. This has got to be real. That had to be the halfway point. This has to be the journey to the end. I have to be getting closer. It looks like it's getting closer. I swear to you, it is getting closer. I'm not going crazy. I'm not going crazy. This is real. This is real and it's happening. It's real and it's happening. And this is why this is why I'm able to do what I'm able to do is because I don't give up ever.
I I don't blame anyone else. I take it all on myself. I'm not on the box lead telling you what to do. I'm the leader dragging you behind me. It is getting bigger. That is 1,000% getting bigger. Is it getting bigger? That's big. That's pretty big. It's pretty huge, actually. You know, if you if if you look at it, you kind of sway your head side to side. That's That's That's massive. Oh my god. It actually is. I really hope I didn't accidentally turn around at some point. That is It's getting closer. [sighs] It's kind of average on No, it's it's huge.
It's it's massive. It's it's gigantic. I mean, just from the perspective alone, you know, it that may give it like make it look smaller, but it's huge. It's g It's getting bigger. Look. Look. It's like doubled in size. Actually, this is so I know this isn't going to be worth it. I know this is going to be completely antilimactic when I actually get to the end of this. I know that it's going to be like, "Ma, you could have just teleported over here instantly and it wouldn't have it wouldn't have taken forever." But, you know, I'm I'm proud of myself.
I'm proud of myself and the accomplishments. There was a lot of doubters out there. There was a lot of people that thought that it wasn't real. Look at that and tell me that's not real. You look at that and you tell me that's not real. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone type I was here. This is this is the big moment. This is the big moment of my career. Who was here in when it happened? Better than Dishonest. All the other crap that came before you were here. You were here at the moment that we achieved greatness.
True greatness. You were here. You were all here. Say hi to YouTube. Say hi to Twitch. Say hi to Instagram, Reals, and Tik Tok. Say hi to all of them. This is going to be clipped forever. Say hi to all the news channels. Say hi to everybody. TV, movies. We're going global. Can't even imagine all the awards I'm going to win when I get to the end of I've always thought, you know, from when the first time I started doing YouTube that I wanted to be a big YouTuber someday. Can't believe I made it. Can't believe I've come this far.
Accomplished so much in so much time. I've really done the Here it is. Look at Look at that. Look at that. End insight. End insight. You were here. You were This is This is a slice of something pretzel, let me tell you that. Well, that was so fun. Why don't we do it again? Okay, what do I need to do? Jesus. What do I need to do? What? What even? What? What? What even? What even does this mean? What does this even mean? What does it mean? What do you mean? What? What does that mean?
What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you But it came from that way. What? Then what's this way then? What? What? Why does it Why does it do that? Why is it doing that? Why is it doing that? Why does it do that? Why does it do that? It says do it this way. It does do it that way, but it's farther down. Why is it farther down? That doesn't make any sense. And and then I can sit in the middle and then Don't lose my way.
What do you mean don't lose my way? It's both my way. That's the way I came. And this Okay. Which way do I need to go? Which way do I need? Do I go forward? Look up. There's nothing up. I'm almost positive I went toward the wrong What do you mean wrong way? This I'm going the way that I I came through this way and I'm still going forward the way that I came before. Are you telling me I need to go that way? Cuz that's where I came from. Because I know that because it's behind me now, I think.
Never look back. Keep going. Wrong way. Try the wall. Try the wall. What do you mean try the wall? That is the wall. That's the wall. It's the wall. It's the wall. That's the wall. I am kept going. I am do kept going. That's where I came from. Maybe the game developer never expected anyone to actually do what I just did. And therefore, it would be silly for them to think that there could be there needed to be programmed conditioned for someone to walk all the way there by themselves. And therefore, I've broken the game forever, I'm just going to go this way.
I was just going to keep moving forward. I'm just going to keep going. That's what's got me where I needed to be up until this point. And that's where I'm just going to be until the end. Oh, is there something on the wall? Did I miss something? Are you Are you yashing me? You're yashing me. You're yashing me. There was nothing on the wall. You're yashing me. Don't y me, man. Don't y me right now. I don't need any of that. I don't need none of that. I don't. This is a great stream. I don't need any ironic statements saying about the quality.
This is a fantastic stream. It It's incredible, actually. Maybe I've had better. Maybe there's been a better stream, but not many. Right. Okay. It's pretty good. Pretty good. All right. Okay. I can't do it anymore. I can't do it anymore. I can't I can't [laughter] do I'm playing another game. Hold on. I'm getting another one. I'm getting another one up here. I can't put the title as random horror games and not even play a horror game to begin with. I got this. All right. Hold on. Firing up another one. No, no, no. I think actually I beat it.
That was the end. Actually, I think that was the end. Pretty sure that was the end. So, you know, there's really nothing to say about it. That was That was the end. Yep. Anyhoo, now it's time for an actual horror game. Why am I That was the first game. Yes, it was the act. It was actually the first game. That was the only the first one that I played. That was great. 10 out of 10. Wonderful ending. It's going to stay with me forever. Yep. Yep. All right. So, this is Night Bus, as you can see.
Very scary. Bus stop 666. Something happens here. I don't even know what. Birds aren't real. That's wise, I guess. Hello there. Welcome aboard to your first day at Boston. Thanks for filling in so quickly. It's been our final replacement after No, you're not crazy. That's way quieter than any of the other sounds. Not before. Storm 665 is out of service. Might look normal, but well, maybe just use your best judgement. Try to keep this one. Can be a bit sketchy. Try not to panic. Don't stay too long. There's a clearly kids on the dashboard. Okay.
Do not list this person on the bus. Okay, so no, I couldn't hear a word that they were saying, but thankfully there were subtitles, so that's all I need to see. Uh, let me get the audio balanced a bit more. More voice, less music, and that'll do. Okay, so night bus. There's a cat. That's great. Okay. So, open door, closed door, money. windshield wipers. Oh, don't know what that did. Uh, all right. Fuel. Oh, whoops. Okay. So, and that's it. Then I just need to be careful about the people that I need to be careful about the people that I pick up, right?
And also, I'm driving on the left side of the road. So, remember to open the door for passengers. Okie dokie. Something about 665 was not open. I don't know what that means. Young man. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Why? Why? Hi. Stop. 661. Okay. 61. You got it. That'll be that much money. Okay. We're a little funny. Okay. And that's all. All right, kitty. We're going. Don't know why that was happening. Oh, why? Okay. Right mouse button to zoom in. where'd that guy go? Oh, okay. That's fine. All right, 660. There's no one here. Probably a good idea to stop anyway.
All right, off we go. Am I out of fuel or do I have fuel? All good. Never mind. Oh, that's not even fuel. That's like oil or something like that. Do I need to worry about my fuel? Oh, but why is it? Oh, I'm supposed to That's telling me I need to stop. Got it. Check your security cameras. I guess a little bit of Five Nights at Freddy's doesn't hurt anybody. All right, so he needs to stop here. That That was my stop. Go back. What do you mean go back? We haven't even gotten there yet.
What do you mean? We only just got here. Thank you. You're welcome. All right. Hi, kitty. Okay, so those people I need to keep off the bus. Pet Acerola. What kind of cat's name is Acerola? How would you even pronounce that? That that wouldn't be Acerola. This cat's straight up named Acerola. Acer roll. There's going to be someone that appears on this bus when I haven't picked him up. Well, hello there. All right. You wouldn't happen to be one of the people on this list, would you? kind of look like this person on the list a little bit.
All right. Uh maybe. I don't know. Where you going? You going to talk to me? Is that the person that I shouldn't have let on the bus? Oops. Fine. Definitely didn't Well, kind of actually hunched over like her. I don't know. I I Hey, wait a minute. well, that's not that bad. It's only bad for the person back there. That's not bad for me. Don't worry, [ __ ] We're going to get through this just fine. Hey, wait a minute. Hello. Okay, you're definitely Well, actually, oh man, how am I supposed to know when you have three pixels to your entire face?
How am I supposed to know if you're this person? Whatever. Seem fine, maybe. Thanks, driver. All right, as old, that was that was I scared myself there. That was on my own fault. That was entirely on me. Didn't mean to do that. That's fine. Just trying to keep an eye on everybody. That doesn't help at all. God damn it. Okay. There was something about 665 that was bad, but is No, this is 664. Not this [ __ ] bus. What do you mean not? What's wrong with this bus? Hey, what's wrong with the bus? I don't think so.
No way. Not that bus. Nuh-uh. I might be done, but I ain't that. You think I'm getting on that bus? That bus? Oh, no. No freaking way. You don't need a bus. Look at him go. All right. Whatever you say, man. Not my problem. Look, it's going to be okay. Oh. Huh. [ __ ] Did you do that? [clears throat] Ah, that's that's not very reassuring. Doesn't feel doesn't feel too good. And the next one should be 665. And it said I shouldn't stop there or use my best judgment. Hey, what do you need? 665. Oh boy.
[bell] Oh, good. Yeah, I'm supposed to stop here. Yeah, seems good. Why not? What's the worst that could happen? All right, which one do you need? 665. And how haunted are you? Yeah, that guy was riding. Bad vibes on the bus. Bad vibes? What do you mean bad vibes on the bus? Okay, thank you. I appreciate it. 665 wasn't that bad. Definitely been it worse. They probably don't know what they're talking about. H. That's bad. That's not good. That's not good. I don't like that. I don't like that. Stop. That's a lot of stop signs.
Should I stop? Don't stop. Don't stop. I feel like maybe I I feel like I I should. It's kind of my duty as a bus driver. And also, I must have been hallucinating because why would there be four stop signs telling me to stop? If if something supernatural is telling me to stop, I think that I should listen to the opposite of that, right? Cuz that's ghosts talking, right? That's ghosts. So, I should open this. What a harmless old man. Well, there you go, sir. Good evening to Glad I'm able to keep you out of the rain.
Nothing wrong with that guy at all. Anybody else? Is that a What am I seeing? What What am I That's probably fine. Nothing to worry about. Just a weird deer. That guy's just sitting right out of my camera range and just on the edge of my shoulder range. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. Don't worry about that. That's just an animal or something. Animals we don't need to worry about, right? Hi, kitty. Hi, Okie dokie. Look, I know you're old, but I feel like you could have walked this. All right, next stop. This one. You uh you stopping, buddy.
Pal, you are right. What? Not my problem. He's No, he's back there. No, he is back there, right? He is He's back there. He's there behind the pole. He just didn't get off. Okay. You know, you can stop. Uh sir, you may not want to get on this bus. Uh, we're having a little bit of a haunting problem. It's not empty. It's It's not empty. There's a Hey, I keep doing that to myself. I I keep doing that. I keep doing that. Don't know why I keep doing that, but I keep doing anyway. There is a person back there, right?
There's a person back there. I know I did it again. It's that's everyone just calm down. It's Good evening, Sam. Okay. All right. Whatever. Oh, Sam. Do it for Sam. Oh, that's Sam back there. Well, that's fine. All right. Cool. That's right. Then we're not a problem. It's all good. Oh, wait a minute. Everybody okay back there? Astral, look out. There's somebody on Oh, well, I almost hit that and that would have solved that problem. Ah, it was a pothole. Maybe I shouldn't stop here. Everybody okay back there? Why am I zooming in? Why are we zooming in?
Why are we zooming in? Why is the zoom happening? Why are we zooming? We're good. Huh? All right. Oh, I broke it. What do you mean I broke it? How did I break it? All right, Astral, we're going to keep moving. There was nobody here. So, we don't need to worry about that. Is that a go? No, that's a tree. I thought that was a ghost. Like a some doodle in Astral, do you hear breathing behind me? What do you Wait. Whoa. [crying] What? What? What? What happened? What? All right. You know what? I'm gonna go again.
I know how to do this. We're just not going to stop at all. Right? If we don't stop at all, then we don't have to worry about ever being haunted because we'll be going so fast that no one has a chance to haunt us, right? We'll just keep going. I don't even know what happened last time. Ah, passengers smashengers. That's what I say. Too late, buddy. Too late, pal. Don't worry, Aserole. We're going to get through this. Everyone's a ghost here. See, look at the town. All the things are broken up. No one lives here.
If we just never stop, we never need to worry. Yes, by the way, I am back. I'm just celebrating a little bit of being back with some random horror games of which I played one horror game so far. But uh we are a week away from Iron Lung coming out. So it's pretty crazy. Uh we've been just doing the finishing touches on it ever since. Yeah, it's been been pretty cool. We're in 2500 theaters now and we're going to be uh by the end of this week in 3,000. Um which is just nuts to say.
And those extra ones are actually uh I believe we're trying to get theaters open across Europe. Like not too many, but there's there's there's some that we're working with. It's just very difficult to get them all in order. It's just a lot of work. Yeah. Uh but the final stretch is finally uh just about over. And yes. Yes. For those that don't know, there are showing the official release date is the 30th, but there are showings leading up all the way there at random places. Um, some movie theaters almost always show on like the 29th is when they start showing and then they keep going from there.
They just they show more and more. Um, but no, it's it's just really cool. I'm just very grateful. If you want to check ironlong.com, you can see where all the the uh the theaters are and which ones are nearest to you. Yeah, Australia's showing it. I'm just exploring to see what happens if I go through and I blast through and don't pick up anybody. I'm sure it'll be great. I'm sure I'll have nothing to worry about. Also, why was that guy crouching when I died or something last time? Don't know what that was all about.
Probably picking up the old man when it said don't stop was the majority Yes, it is in Canada. Yes, it's in Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and the UK. And then it's going to be in a smattering of countries throughout Europe. Oh, thanks for getting tickets. I appreciate it. I really hope you enjoy it. I think you will. Uh I think it's just it's uh it's it's really cool. I'm very happy with it. like given the uh given what we set out to do and where it's at right now, I'm I'm just really proud of it and I've learned so much.
Um can't wait to apply to the next project. But I'm not going to jump into another project right away. Uh even if like unless the greatest opportunity in the world comes up and I'm going to do that. I just want to focus on some YouTube stuff. I've got so many of these like YouTube projects like the sequel to um the Wararf bot animatronic thing. Um, I've got we've got several surprises in terms of just making fun YouTube videos coming for you. And then, you know, I just want to I I want to have a I want to have some time just to relax and do things that seem fun cuz it's been a lot of work.
I mean, as you know. Hey. Hey, wait. Hey, wait a minute. Well, then that'll make sense. Yeah. H the wire. Yes. But it's very soon now. It is very soon. Okay. So, there's another thing I'm going to tell you about, which is that we will be doing a blood drive. We absolutely will be doing a blood drive. Um, and I'm not sure exactly when the date is set for it right now, but it'll be sometime next week. We're going to Well, wait, let's go this way. It's going to be very soon. It's going to be very soon.
We're going to pick a day and we're all going to uh there's going to be some some locations to have blood trucks at theaters, but it's not going to be all of them and it's not going to be international at all at all. Uh we can only there's apparently a lot of permits and a lot of like things that you have to do officially to make sure that uh you have the right people that are able to take blood responsibly and all that kind of stuff. So, that's what we're going to do. Um and we're going to try we're going to try to get the world record for the most donations in a single day.
Um because it's not just about the locations. We got maybe 50 trucks going out to theaters, but you can definitely still donate blood at any kind of blood bank that's near you. And if you've never donated blood before, it's a perfectly good opportunity to try. Um, it's to a good cause. Hospitals always need blood. Uh, if you've seen The Pit, you know about that. Uh, and it's something that, yeah, it would be really cool if we could do that. It's like, uh, I think the single day record is 37,000 [music] donate individual donations in a day.
And given that there are a good number of people here, I think actually in the stream, uh, there's 50,000 people that are watching right now, right? So, if all of us go to our local blood bank, we got the record in the bag, and that'd be pretty cool. I mean, it' kind of be a collective record, so all of us would be part of the record. I think all of us would get a plaque or somewhere, right? If you're part of that, if you're part of the world record most blood donated, then that's your world record, right?
We all share in the world record, right? Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Right. So, theoretically, theoretically, we'd probably be getting there. Yeah. Plus, you get like snacks. You get like a juice box, something like that. Yeah. That would be pretty cool. It would be pretty cool. Yeah. So, uh I'm going to have more information about that. on the website on ironlong.com. We're going to create another page where there's going to be a new map that is just of where those are, but also hopefully we can get something that'll be like a resource where you can look up where a blood bank is near you so that we can all participate and everyone can go to their nearest blood bank and donate.
And I think that if we call it all the same thing, then we should be able to do something good. And that would actually if if we all actually managed to do that, that would marketkedly have an effect on the blood supply, at least in America. Uh, and that is good because that means that maybe more lives could be saved. So, that'd be pretty nice. Yes, they give you snacks. Yeah. Yeah. They give you like cookies and a juice box and orange juice or something. Apple juice, something like that. Yeah. You get there. You have a deep fear of needles, but I will absolutely participate this.
Yeah. I mean, if you have a fear of needles, like it's it's not so bad, but I totally understand that. But if you can brave that for this blood drive, that would be pretty cool. I'd be very grateful for that. It would be really awesome. Yeah, they got cookies sometimes. Yeah. Little bags of chips or something like that. Yeah, that'd be nice. Yep. You're afraid of blood. Well, then Iron Lung might not be the movie for you. If you are afraid of blood, uh I can promise you that it's not going to be a good time.
But if if you want to conquer your fears, it's going to be the world record setting for most blood in a horror movie. And it's it's so funny because when when you actually see it, you'll be like, "Oh, yeah." No, it's it's clear. It's the clear winner. It's it's it's it's so funny because as soon as people see it, like everyone's just going to be like, "Oh, yeah. What?" It wasn't even close like with any other [laughter] movie. As soon as you see it, but it'll be pretty cool. Yeah. Can't wait. So, uh, lots of fun coming up and I'm officially back.
So, I've got a whole list of games that I'm going to record. I'm gonna I'm gonna probably close up a little early. I thought I was going to go longer. I I think I'm getting just a little sick. I I did kind of push myself a lot over the past two weeks. Uh, pulled a couple allnighters or at least one all nighter and many many late nights. Um, so I think it's finally catching up to me, but I am basically in the clear and hopefully I can get some actual relaxation and I'm going to try to do some collabs, too.
you know, I'm going to run the circuit of u promoting the movie, but just like yeah, thank you guys so much. Thank you really truly for believing in it and the the amount of support that's been out there online has been just really really I mean it's just very special. A lot of other people in this industry in the movie industry in general are just flabbergasted by you guys more than just they attribute it to me, but I know for a fact and I have known and if I if they could just listen to me, they would understand that it's not about me.
It's about all the people that are actually believing in something and moving doing things. You know, they they thought at first when all the movie theaters were being called, they thought that you guys were bots because there were so many people asking. They were like, man, this stupid bot army that's being turned on and aimed at us. And it's like, no, no, it's real people. No, there's actually people there that are wanting to see this movie. And and that blew their minds. That really blew their minds. And so I just never want you guys to forget the kind of, you know, change that you can affect.
I mean, this isn't even for like some grand cause. This is just to support my movie and to see you guys rallying for something as silly as a movie. I don't know. It just makes me believe that, you know, we can do pretty much anything. So, if we can do something good for this blood drive on the way in, um, that would also be really, really nice. And then, you know, maybe I could get some actual people to listen in the traditional media sphere of Hollywood. And you know, maybe listen, there might be a better way to make these things, you know, that could allow more people to have their ideas flourish and and things like that.
That would be pretty cool. Yeah. Anyway, I'm just a little sick, so uh I'm going to go lay down probably. Um I'm not I don't think I'm getting that sick or anything. It's just it's just like my my entire system is trying to reboot after everything. And and my voice has been gone for a few days, so it's only just starting to come back. I don't want to I don't want to thrash it too hard. Um, so I'm gonna I'm gonna rest up, but we'll be back to games. I've been sitting on I've been sitting on a game for a while.
I've been sitting on uh an episode of um what's I've spent so long I forgotten what it is. I am going to finish Silent Hill. I have not forgotten completely about my side mi day or whatever it is. Um I always meant to go back to it. It's not that I'm that far away from it, but you know, I I got to get into it. Uh no, I'm not human part two. I have been sitting on that for quite a while. Um, so I'm g I'm gonna put that one up tomorrow. Uh, God, I'm looking at the date that it was.
Jeez. Oh, man. I recorded that in October. I've been sitting on that for [laughter] that long. God, it's been so crazy. I I just thank you guys for being so understanding of of me in the final stretch of this and [sighs and gasps] taking time with Henry and and and taking care of this movie and just finishing it right. I I really am grateful. Like I'm very lucky. I know that. I'm very lucky. I I say it a lot. Or maybe I don't, but I think it a lot. I'm very lucky to be able to do what I do.
And uh yeah, I I just hope to uh repay that. Um especially this next year with a lot of fun stuff just for you guys. Um and yeah, I I just I don't know. I just really like it. I really like all the work that I was putting into it. I really like how, you know, how much I've learned and the perseverance that I put into it. I just I'm really happy and uh I think that you guys are going to enjoy the experience and of the movie and also of the blood drive. If you've never donated blood before, that's fun.
And then maybe you'll you'll meet some other fans there and you'll make some friends. Um because it seems like you all are pretty good people. So, I think it's a good crowd to be in. And I I also like all the people that have been like, "Now, now we need to behave ourselves at the movie theaters." That's very nice of you. I very kind. Um, yes, remember to clean up after yourself. Throw away your popcorn bugs. I know you'll be flinging everything because you'll be so when when when all the craziness happens, you'll just be throwing your food up in the air and hooting and hollering…
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