MAX REACTS: Xbox Showcase March 2026

Let's go. What about this Xbox preview event? Let me just let me just scroll through this. This is like 33 minutes, dude. The danger no one else sees lurking in the shadows. waiting for its prey. Fonzy, thank you for the vibe, dude. Control Justin's channel. Get more hype as [ __ ] Marvel vs. Capcom 2 combos. Yeah, I need to need to make a video on that. Oh, those MVC2 combos are art. I retweeted those. We have learned. We've prepared. And we won't let it happen again. Damn. Is that the main character of the game? A reckoning is coming. Is this is this a sequel to something? Welcome back to the stage of history. Learn more about this world premiere and the dangerous art of hunting the supernatural over on Xbox Wire. Same world as vampire. Ah, okay. No matter what we say, the choice still has to be yours. The opposite of the void. How far can memory type resonators go before its power consumes them? At worst, this anomaly might be tied to the power of the Fernodian, too. It seems they're already preparing their next phase. Even if what I choose ends up making things worse, even then it'll be okay. At least we've tried our best till the end and have no regrets. No rush. Go see it for yourself. Someday we'll meet again. Cluster cannon ready. The savior rises. But my scalpel matches your appetite. Straight to the stars. Really? Go after it. I'll handle the rest. Oh, I've heard of that before. Oh, it was like another life. Everything made sense to you. Oh, you're back already. Wait, so you feel that now? Every voice a tight beam will easily turn this into a massacre if they want. We need him alive. Locked on to you like a torpedo. Do not interfere. The universe never tells us if we did right or wrong. Mass Effect like series belongs to belters. The expanse like but from a gameplay perspective it looks like Mass Effect. I didn't become a mercenary to run away from my enemies. Fear festering into hatred. Typical. Surely a little gun doesn't scare you. A Trojan horse protoen let its own enemies in. An enemy of my enemy. He's my friend. Pathfinder devs making a Mass Effect in the Expanse universe. I mean, I can see that. I don't know what I don't know what the Expanse is. I've heard of it, but I can definitely Mass Effect. I saw I saw a dialogue tree and I saw over the shoulder RPG shooter gameplay. There's a massive background. We have to find our own answer. Cool. Wow. Is Xbox really the publisher behind the game? Is it not coming out on PC? The Expanse: Osiris Reborn is getting a beta. Find out how to get in and what's in store over on Xbox Wire. Wow. Xbox only. It's on Steam. Okay. Okay. Wonder if Xbox is the publisher. My friend, your departure caused quite the commotion back home, but I'm proud of you for making it out when you got the chance. I've sent this letter to the address I once knew. That empty old farm up in the mountains. Ashen Ridge is a good, humble town with good people in it. Warm, welcoming, but not too inquisitive. I have fond memories of that place. I hope you can make a few of your own. But be wary, you'll reap what aces. Thank you. You've always had a knack for figuring things out. Any feel how overwhelming April is for fighters 2x ai on the 7th invincible versus beta guilty gear 2.0 update on the 9th. I'm not happy. Man's advice. I'm not I'm not sleeping. Lay low. Idle hands. I'm not happy and I'm not sleeping. Make something of yourself for yourself. Let's start again. Steak too juicy. The hell is this? A serious Sam game? Oh my god. I think it is. Oh man. Looks like we're late for this one, too. WE HAVE TO STOP GETTING SNACKS ON THE WAY. Your little naps aren't helping, either. I get puffed up. That's crazy. But that's beside the point. Let's blast our way out of here before we're greater than next. Time to get serious. What an [ __ ] Wow. I can tell from the map design. Teleport first. Think never. Lava golems. If only I had a garden hose. Brace yourself. Oh, is it kind of like a rogue light now? Everything violently. Look at that. Another end of the world situation. Rogite. All right. Damn. Serious Sam came back. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, the gameplay feels a bit soft. Yeah, I wasn't really hitting. Oh, is this the trailer we just saw? his with better audio. Looks like PlayStation uploaded a weird one. Excited for Xbox presents a special look at Stranger Than Heaven. Discover more about this special deep dive broadcast on Xbox Wire. What's the difference between a rog like and a rogue light? What do you think I'm going to say? It's like somebody told the guy, "This is actually my room, so don't mess it up that bad." You know, this is actually my room, so don't like really destroy it. Be careful. There's nothing to be afraid of. Sagge game. Ultra Sag game. One jump at a time. You're doing great. Life is about stories, about where we've been, about where what does Annaperna make? Do they make uh are they life's strange? As beautiful as I remember. about the people we meet along the way. I mean, stray. Hello, sir. Welcome to Carl's Pumpin Mart. Pumpin Mart. Hey, what are you doing to my van? What does it look like? That was pretty great. I'm fixing it. The things we discover. Hey, what are you doing out there? And the things we leave behind. What? How will your story end, Alfie? You fell down some stairs and then died. Sucks. Is there a past you wish you could rewrite? Loop start. Ah yeah. There's not enough time. This definitely looks like a game. It's not over yet, you know. I'll change the future. There's still time. near it. This is still going. Oh my god. Oh. Oh, sick. I didn't do this. I feel like you've said that a lot in your life. Check out how Dispatch changed the game over at Xbox Wire. Spoiler, they just made all the characters hot. I appreciate the humor. There is a lot of stuff in here, you know. There is a lot of stuff in here. It's not like they're not showing [ __ ] Whoa. This looks significantly different than the rest. Yeah. Where is everyone? [ __ ] are they about to show Alien Isolation 3 or some [ __ ] Huh? Warning. Adverse weather conditions detected. Wind speeds reaching survival threshold. Seek shelter. Alien death storm. Damn. How was I right? [ __ ] Dive deeper into the tense, volatile atmosphere of Alien: Death Storm in an interview with developer Rebellion over They actually had Alien in the title, too. Listen up you useless frogs. Your king is hungry and I want my next meal now. Streamer B, you have 15 minutes to get into that cell and find me some food. So stop searching while you extinct. Use that sticky tongue of yours to drag back something nice and juicy. But for sake, stick together when we get down there. The sewers change every time we go in there. Full of dangerous traps and strange creatures. Now, what are you waiting for? Move. Next time, I want even more. And then more and more. And more. My squad swelled weird. What the [ __ ] [ __ ] Is this going to be Bluey Snap? It is. What? Is this Pokemon Snap but with Bluey? Holy [ __ ] It is. I mean, it looks good. It looks like the show. Goddamn chickens. I can't believe that Bluey was a thing that I was like super into with my family and stuff like that like many years ago now. And now it's just gotten bigger because people kept having kids, you know? Like none of my family still like is into it or watches it. I don't even know. Many years ago, like literally, dude, chat, that [ __ ] was like 3 to four years ago now. Like it's crazy. They haven't made any new episodes in forever. Like literally forever. So like co times, everybody that had kids watch Bluey and [ __ ] dude. I've seen these episodes so many times. like they were Simpsons episodes, dude. Um, and it's still catching on. Like, holy hell, it's still going. Yeah, Blue is the best show to watch with kids because um it's not terrible. It's actually good. So, it's nice. It's like a Simpsons level quality show. This story is full of mysteries. Honestly, Simpsons level quality humor. I could never understand why those guys can't just live in peace. The zone has enough to offer without spilling blood over it. When I had interesting face tech, what happened that sunny day? A chill ran down my What I realized, chat, is that like DLSS5 really did it where you're like looking at these like faces and like those are just [ __ ] people. Those are just people. Like there's there's a disconnect here, you know, like the the the whole reason why that bad is that like in video game characters still don't look like people. They look close, you know, like as close as they could get, but they're not like like Devil May Cry characters and Resident Evil characters don't hit this weird uncanny valley. like they don't they they they hover around it but you still feel like these are video game characters you know and then you get DLSS5 and then they just look like people and it's like uh no I don't want some normal [ __ ] in my game. I don't want some person that just looks like a guy like like no just looks like some guy like like the stylized look that Capcom makes to their realistic human characters definitely has a visual fidelity to it that is like appealing that still puts them in a video game user in a in a in a video game like universe but as soon as you put like a real [ __ ] ass face on a video game character it just looks like that's just a guy. I don't It doesn't look cool anymore. This looks like a some chick or a guy. Like it doesn't look interesting anymore. I was there. It was night and it was raining. That just looks like Tom Holland or that just looks like, you know, Scarlett Johansson or some [ __ ] They let your men in, shared their food, and what did they get in return? According to section six, paragraph B of the D4 agreement, in case of suspicion regarding one of the parties attacking the other, the affected party has the right to secure and surveil a member of the suspected aggressor. No one is being taken. That is my decision to make. There can be no compromises in this war. We are the ones standing between the zones plague of filth and ordinary people die. LA Noir use real people's faces. Right. Whichever way we go. So again, [ __ ] out of here. Whatever the hell I press. Again, LA Noir is kind of fine because it is that it is like a real person's face stuck on something. However, that is a real person's performance. Like that is literally the performance of a person put onto a face. It has a very specific style and look to it. When you put when you take like a real person's face and you have funky ass starfield animations, like [ __ ] ass animations, dude. Like the faces do not animate well. They they animate like very basically when you slap that over the face uh a real person's face on top of that it looks [ __ ] weird like so again like LA Noir is in is is super moap like the whole point of it is that it's supposed to like put you in the shoes of an old school movie but even that has a style to it doesn't it doesn't feel directly real you know we always end up in the same exact spot That's justice. Yeah. All All games art direction is to make things look as real as possible. Don't get me wrong. There's a difference between something looking as real as possible and it actually just being a real person's [ __ ] face. That's what I'm saying. That's the disconnect. That is the uncanny valley. That is the uncanny valley, my dude. Like that's why that's why the majority of movies that exist now that like let's take for example like with CG characters chat there is a reason why you get almost no movies that have CG characters that are photorealistic. almost no movies do it that you're only gonna see it if it is in uh like a Marvel movie where they have to make a realistic looking character like next to other characters and [ __ ] you know, because if you just like you get Polar Express uh [ __ ] the all the other [ __ ] that Ron not Ron Howard that, uh the Back to the Future guy was doing like they just look weird. Battle Angel Alita and [ __ ] like it looks good. Baolf the spirits within. Exactly. Like they stopped that. All that [ __ ] is from a lot of it is from like the early 2010s/2000s. They stopped doing it because there's like a disconnect. It looks [ __ ] weird. Like it does not it doesn't like connect. Like it looks funky, dude. That's the end of D4. I I Alita is an amazing movie. I I very much like I didn't like a lot of parts of that movie just in general, but like I did not the Alita side of it. She was extremely like anime looking while you have all these realistic looking characters. Like nobody else in the movie was teetering on like a realistic look. It was like I'm not connecting with this. It's just she she feels disconnected from everybody else. She had like hero eyes, you know. Are you ready, Skip? To discover the price of freedom. Uncover the first details that make up Stalker 2's upcoming major expansion on Xbox Wire. There's there's a reason why chat that when you get a video game character of a person like a well-designed one, right? Um that is modeled after a individual and then put into a game, for example, Capcom characters. There's a reason why they look so [ __ ] cool. There's a reason. And isn't this because that person is just being shoved into the game and they naturally look cool? No, no, no. They are being like designed to look [ __ ] cool. Like every part of them is designed by a person. Mortal Kombat 11, great example. Super stylized faces. They're all real per people's faces, but then they're also twisted and tuned and morphed to be more cool and visually appealing from like every angle, you know? That's what I mean by like just a real person's ass face and like a video game face. MK11 faces. I don't love MK1 faces that much. I think MK11 has cool ass looking characters. Yeah, Death Stranding. Great example. Norman Reedus looks way cooler. [ __ ] Death Stranding. It reminds me of like a a like a caricature, you know, when you go to like if you get a caricature done of your face, it will emphasize and push your physical elements more so that it gives you more character. Is this the crazy chicken game? No, there's humans. It's going to be a soul. It's going to be a soul's life. Damn, the horse animation was the same. This definitely has that Unreal Engine 5 look, you know. I think that's the biggest problem with like UEI5 is that all these games just have a very similar visual appeal. I mean, I don't even know if this is a UE5 game. I could be wrong. It just really looks like one. It really looks like one. Ma, that could be cool. The inhabitants of the archipelago had quite a range of ideas about who ultimately would come to save them. But even their glooiest pessimists could never have imagined they'd be pinning all their hopes on a ridiculous old man. Undoubtedly, he was a scry old fellow for someone so clearly beyond his expiration date. But oh my god, it's a duck tales from a war. He's supposed to be Scrooge. Maybe he'd pester everyone with endless questions or trace his finger across his [ __ ] ducker than he much downright to think he'd actually demo and it's great with that funny little cane. He's literally Scrooge McDoug, but the game's crazy. Yeah, this is actually kind of neat. I'm guessing Simmons has played this already. Of course, that certain creatures might rather choose to withdraw, if only out of immense respect for the age-old, venerable reanimated museum. It's so dark. But most won't be surrendering without a fight. So many goddamn inbetweens, dude. Holy On the other hand, isn't that how every ancient geyser recounts the story of his life? Dramatic, fantastic, as if every trivial excursion were transformed into a series of trials and every new day brought inevitable pain. And were this life eternal, there would be no end to the suffering. It's true what they say. Some people get so old they simply forget to die. Damn. This is the best trailer here. Holy [ __ ] Wow, dude. What a trailer, dude. Holy [ __ ] I'm I I kind of want to play this [ __ ] Wow. Wow. Is the demo on PC or some [ __ ] Switch one game. You're really It's on Switch One. It's on Steam. Holy [ __ ] What a [ __ ] trailer, man. Trailer making is an art. You got to get people in. You have no idea how [ __ ] cool your game is. Show us why. Are they making brute force too? deep cut. I'm here. I'm here for the deep cuts. Chat, is this blinks the time sweeper? Mark of CRE is back. Can't believe Xbox is bringing back a Zurich chat. There's definitely a person on this planet Earth that has a home and a room completely dedicated to Blinks the Time Sweeper. has like all the paraphernalia, all the pornography, all the magazine clippings, everything. Just everything. Jesus Christ. Every Is this It is Hades, too. Wow. All All of it in the room. Jesus, dude. This animation in the name of Godamn. Let's begin. This [ __ ] trailer got me wanting to play Hades now. Strong you really are. [ __ ] trailer got me wanting to play Hades. I cannot stop Kronos on my own. Will you aid me? The power now is yours. They're going to love. All I had to do is start off by showing the hot chicks buff back. You shine so bright it hurts. Why are you here? Vengeance for my family. Wow. Oh, that wasn't on Xbox already. Wow. They had a staggered release. The critically acclaimed sequel to the godlike rogike is coming soon to Xbox. Find out more on Xbox Wire. It wasn't on PlayStation as well. Really? Really? Just take care of your little freaking robo zoo and let me do my thing. All of humanity has disappeared. Sound like the biggest missing person's case in the history of the world. Yeah. Thank god I'm on the job. Artificial detective 2846. Best detective in the world. The only detective in the world. The point is this. All right. I'm going to solve this case. There's just one piece in the puzzle that's driving me crazy. No. No. No. No. No. No. No touching. You got your toy? These are my toys. I'm a detective, not a babysitter. All right. This trailer is a trip. Wow, this game actually has an art style. Hold on, kid. Is this This isn't gameplay. This is not gameplay. Not gameplay, dude. This looks like a trailer made to convince people to give them money to make the game. Step into the dystopian world of Artificial Detective and meet its creators in a developer interview. Weird over on Xbox Wire. Weird. Is that the end of it? That's a lot of [ __ ] they showed. Weird that they didn't end on anything like really big. Thought it was a good show. I mean, it's fine. Oh, yeah. It's this. It's Xbox. What big do they got? Killer Instinct. KI. I don't know. Like the biggest thing Xbox has is KI. It's huge. It's so big you can't even think about it. All right, that was okay. That's fun. That old man thing was definitely the coolest game. KI Fates to come back eventually, dude. Imagine if KI came back and got the budget of any of those games. Imagine if of all those Xbox published games, like a lot of them are Xbox published. Imagine if KI came back and had like even a fraction of a budget of any of those games. It's only been 13 [ __ ] years. Heat.